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1 | Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game | |
2 | (because no human could survive WITH alcohol) | |
3 | ||
4 | Take a shot every time: | |
5 | -A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread | |
6 | -Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish | |
7 | -One of the following commercials airs: | |
8 | -The "Give it to him hard" bully commercial | |
9 | -Gamefly | |
10 | -Blake Griffin (two if it's Gamefly) | |
11 | - | -Sonos "Bohemian Rhapsody" |
11 | + | |
12 | -Upcoming/current video game | |
13 | -Any commercial you feel out of place airs | |
14 | -Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets | |
15 | -Random upcoming genre movie | |
16 | - | -Cleveland Show junk |
16 | + | -AT&T Don't Text and Drive |
17 | - | Bonus: |
17 | + | -Sonic shakes |
18 | - | -Quote Goodfellas or Casino every time you see Joe Pesci in a Snickers comercial. |
18 | + | |
19 | Bleach | |
20 | -The show starts | |
21 | -You see giant breasts on screen for more than 5 seconds. | |
22 | -If the human characters (besides Ichigo) are useless. | |
23 | -Someone gets kidnapped. | |
24 | -Someone does something treasonous and stupid for no good reason. | |
25 | -Ichigo auto bankai's | |
26 | -Rangiku or Rukia are shit in a fight. | |
27 | -Something cool actually happens | |
28 | -A character is saved at the last moment | |
29 | -An ass pull occurs | |
30 | -SECRET TECHNIQUE is unveiled | |
31 | -Spells are useless | |
32 | -Somebody has an inner monologue while fighting | |
33 | -Somebody explains how their powers work to the enemy they're fighting | |
34 | -They reuse animation | |
35 | -They cut to a flashback in the middle of a fight (2 shots if the flashback is from the same episode) | |
36 | -Somebody gets loses an arm (finish your drink if they get their arm back) | |
37 | -An enemy emerges unscathed from a super powerful attack (two drinks if it was a "forbidden technique") | |
38 | -The super special awesome mega-power from this arc turns out to be completely worthless afterward. | |
39 | ||
40 | Naruto | |
41 | -Naruto says "Believe it" | |
42 | -Naruto says "I'm gonna be hokage" | |
43 | -Sasuke tramples on someone's fun | |
44 | -Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics | |
45 | -Take two shots if Inner Sakura appears | |
46 | -Naruto mentions ramen | |
47 | -Sakura misses a chance to be useful | |
48 | -Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them | |
49 | -There's a flashback | |
50 | -Jiraiya does something perverted | |
51 | -Sharingan activates | |
52 | ||
53 | One Piece | |
54 | -Luffy mentions meat | |
55 | -Luffy is a retard | |
56 | -Zoro puts on his bandana or gets lost | |
57 | -Nami is greedy | |
58 | -Usopp lies | |
59 | -Sanji lights a cigarette | |
60 | -Chopper eats a Rumble Ball | |
61 | -Robin is morbid | |
62 | -Franky says Super or talks about his week | |
63 | -Luffy activates Gear 2nd or Gear 3rd | |
64 | -Sanji and Zoro argue | |
65 | -Someone talks about dreams, the New World, or a New Age | |
66 | -A future antagonist is foreshadowed or talked about | |
67 | -There's a DON or DODON | |
68 | -Someone does their signature laugh | |
69 | -Bullets or cannonballs are useless | |
70 | -A new Devil Fruit user shows up | |
71 | -Gol D. Roger, One Piece or the Pirate King is mentioned | |
72 | -"Overtaken", "The Very, Very, Very Strongest" or "Difficult" play | |
73 | -The weather is fucked up in the Grand Line | |
74 | -Brooke makes a bone pun | |
75 | -Brooke and Sanji do something perverted | |
76 | -Hancock starts gushing about Luffy | |
77 | -Sanji fawning over a chick, 2 if he uses "Nami my darling" or any pet names for the girls | |
78 | -Someone mentions "Pirate king" | |
79 | -2 shots whenever Zoro gets lost, again | |
80 | ||
81 | Soul Eater | |
82 | -Black Star is un-assassin like. | |
83 | -Cat bitch comes on to Soul Eater. | |
84 | -Maka acts Tsundere for Soul Eater. | |
85 | -Soul says cool | |
86 | -Black Star annoys you | |
87 | -2 shots for PLOT | |
88 | -Excalibur episode | |
89 | -Excalibur is mentioned | |
90 | -You can't tell Crona's gender | |
91 | -IT'S ON YOOOOOOOOOOU CAN'T HANDLE US SO COOL BABY SCANDALOUS | |
92 | -Death the Kid freaks out over symmetry. | |
93 | -Black Star says something egotistical about himself | |
94 | -Stein says something about dissecting or anything else crazy. | |
95 | -Soul transforms a part of himself into a scythe | |
96 | -Soul wants to eat someone's soul or slurps | |
97 | -Crona says, "I can't deal with that". | |
98 | ||
99 | Sword Art Online: | |
100 | -The show starts | |
101 | -You feel "Crawling in my Skin" would be appropriate background music. | |
102 | -A woman falls in love with Kirino. | |
103 | -Someone in the stream/thread/Twitter mentions glopping. | |
104 | -Kirito duel wields | |
105 | -Drink the entire bottle when Kirito's sister discovers that she wants to fuck him. | |
106 | -You snicker at someone saying beater | |
107 | ||
108 | IGPX | |
109 | -The cat talks | |
110 | -French girl shows up | |
111 | - | Thundercats (2012) |
111 | + | |
112 | - | -Someone says Whiskers |
112 | + | |
113 | - | -Lion-O gets shit on (2 shots if it's Tygra) |
113 | + | |
114 | - | -Cheetara's breasts are unusually conspicuous |
114 | + | |
115 | - | -Panthro cannot handle things being cute |
115 | + | |
116 | - | -Technology is mentioned |
116 | + | |
117 | - | -Cheetara or Wilykit get an ass/pantyshot |
117 | + | |
118 | - | -Lion-O broods |
118 | + | |
119 | - | -The Thundercat symbol appears |
119 | + | Star Wrs: The Clone Wars |
120 | - | -Wilykit is implied to want Elephantman dick |
120 | + | |
121 | -Ashoka acts self-righteous | |
122 | - | Sym-bionic Titan |
122 | + | -Orange buttcheeks |
123 | - | -The armor suits show up |
123 | + | -Clone misses a shot |
124 | - | -The trio combine into Titan |
124 | + | -When Anakin does something considerably evil |
125 | - | -Modula, Solomon, and/or General Steel make an appearance |
125 | + | -A Clonetrooper dies and everyone makes a big whoop about it |
126 | - | -A Mutradi monster comes out of the space gate |
126 | + | -The droids say/do something stupid |
127 | - | -A high school scene starts |
127 | + | -Two shots when the series references one of the original trilogy movies. When the Chewbacca episode comes on, drink until you can't. |
128 | - | -Whenever the next door neighbor barges into their house uninvited |
128 | + | |
129 | - | -Every well-defined ass shot |
129 | + | Big O S2 |
130 | -Roger calls Dorothy by her full name | |
131 | - | Eureka 7 |
131 | + | -Dorothy acts somewhat human |
132 | - | -Renton is a whiny bitch/badass |
132 | + | -Someone says Megadeus |
133 | - | -Eureka talks to the Nirvash |
133 | + | -The military shows up |
134 | - | -Renton says "At that moment" |
134 | + | -The military is useless |
135 | - | -Anemone eats jam |
135 | + | -Angel acts seductive |
136 | - | -Eureka's kids are irritating as fuck |
136 | + | -Memories are mentioned |
137 | - | -Anemone causes a whyboner |
137 | + | -There is an obvious Batman homage |
138 | - | -Renton gets screwed over/treated like shit |
138 | + | -Norman curses |
139 | - | -People treat Renton like shit/screw him over specifically because they want to show him that they care |
139 | + | -Empty the bottle when Schwarzwald makes his speech |
140 | - | -The Itano Circus comes to town. |
140 | + | |
141 | - | -Holland is a colossal dick (especially to Renton) |
141 | + | |
142 | - | -Dominic is excessively optimistic |
142 | + | |
143 | - | -Matthieu says honey |
143 | + | |
144 | - | -Someone does a Cutback Drop Turn |
144 | + | |
145 | - | -Diane's face is obscured |
145 | + | |
146 | - | -Someone refers to Adrock as 'the King', especially as an allusion to the Golden Bough. |
146 | + | |
147 | - | -Any time the Golden Bough is referenced/seen. |
147 | + | |
148 | - | -A Ben10 commercial airs |
148 | + | |
149 | -Armstrong takes off his shirt | |
150 | - | Tenchi GXP |
150 | + | |
151 | - | -There's a cheesecake/fanservice shot |
151 | + | |
152 | - | -Two shots each time Tenchi appears in a scene |
152 | + | |
153 | - | -There's scene where two girls talk to each other and violates the Bechdel test |
153 | + | |
154 | - | -Somebody comments on Seina's horrible luck |
154 | + | |
155 | - | -Seina stares too long at tits |
155 | + | |
156 | - | -Seina recieves physically visible injuries |
156 | + | |
157 | - | -Seina's bad luck adversely affect somebody else |
157 | + | |
158 | - | -Two shots if Seina gets any bases covered. |
158 | + | |
159 | -Spike mentions hating either kids or pets. | |
160 | -Any character says bounty. | |
161 | -Spike does something borderline awesome/badass | |
162 | -You d'aaw at Ed | |
163 | -Faye gets herself into trouble | |
164 | -"See You Space Cowboy" shows up | |
165 | ||
166 | Inuyasha | |
167 | -Miroku asks a woman to bear his children | |
168 | -Miroku molests someone with his hand | |
169 | -Sango or Kagome straighten out his shit | |
170 | -That flea guy is found sucking on someone's blood, double if it's Inuyasha | |
171 | -Koga of the beta tribe hits on Kagome and ignores Inuyasha | |
172 | -Sango talks about her little brother | |
173 | -Kaguya says she is the wind | |
174 | -Kaede uses Ye olde speak despite being fucking Japanes, not Medival English | |
175 | -Miasma fog appears | |
176 | -A horde of demons appears with the exact same reused animation | |
177 | -Miroku unwraps his hand, sees a bee, and wraps it back up | |
178 | -Shippou is useless | |
179 | -Poison Wasps | |
180 | -Naraku gets away or just as plans the gang | |
181 | -"Sit boy!" |