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 >you real back in shock from the floating glove
 >"Are you prepared sir Anonymous!?" an indignant voice says
 "prepared for what, all you did was yell at me and hit me with a glove!" you reply rubbing your face
 >"You have besmirched our honor!" the talking horse yells at you
 "How!? This is the first time we've even met!" you retaliate getting annoyed
 >"Exactly! I offered you such lavish dreams because I fancied you and you deigned to not even acknowledge my gifts nor my affections! This is a grevious insult to my pride and my honor!" she explains
 "It was a dream! How was I to know that was really you making those things happen?" you counter
 >The alicorn princess stares at you like you just asked why the earth is round
 >"As if one could live here and not know I am the master of all dreams" she huffs
 "Well where I'm from a magic horse does not control ones dreams" you rebuff her
 >"Inconsaquental sir Anonymous, you balked my attempts at courtship and stained my honor and I have challenged you to a duel! The laws of Equestria are quite  clear on this, you must accept or forfit to my desires" she says haughtily
 "Alright horse, I'll call your bluff" you say
 >Its not like a horse could even use swords or a gun, maybe their duel is just some card game or something
 >"Perfect, I shall see you on the royal dueling grounds at noon tomorrow sir Anonymous" she smiles as she turns and walks off, tail swishing back and forth
 >A few more inches and you could almost see her...stop that, no thinking sexual about horses, thats weird.
 >You shrug and head home absintmindedly rubbing your cheek where she slapped you
 >You see princess Twilight on your way and explain the days events
 >She gasps when you tell her about Luna challenging you to a duel and looks worried
 >"Anon, surely you didn't agree to duel her!?" she inquires
 "Well yeah, I mean this is a land of friendship and tolerance, whats the worst that could happen?" you ask, somewhat amused by her reaction
 >Shes probably going tell you all about how Luna's duel is a horrible, terrible tea drinking contest or something
 >You chuckle inside
 >"...killed 4 ponies in a whole year!" shes saying
 >Wait what
 "Back that shit up for a second T.Sparks, she WHAT!?" you exclaim
 >Twilight looks up at you annoyed by your selective hearing
 >"Anon, I said its a sword duel and last year she killed 4 ponies because they too didn't "get what she was putting out" so to speak" she says exasperatedly
 "How does a horse even hold a sword, does she use her mouth or what?" you ask
 >"Anon, we're alicorns, we have magic remember?" she says exasperatedly
 >Oh god
 >You're gonna get carved up by a magic horse bro
 >All because you didn't hit that
 >Oh god if you see all your friends in the afterlife you'll have to explain you died because a horse stabbed you because you turned down sex
 >Theres no good side to that
 >You're either gay or you got out sworded by a female horse
 >Your life is over, figeratively, literally, and metaphorically
 >Unless...
 "Twilight you've got to help me! I don't know shit about sword fighting!" you exclaim grabbing her shoulders
 >"Well anon I don't know theres much I can do. I'll write a letter to Celestia and see if she can intervene somehow, maybe you should just go appologize to Luna?" she says
 "There is no way I'm having sex with a horse." you say admently
 >She rolls her eyes
 >"Okay anon, whatever you say, but I've seen you checking out AJ's flanks when you think she isn't looking" she says smuggly
 "I appreciate a good working horse's body yes, but its strictly a platonic thing" you say for the millionth time
 >"Whatever anon, maybe you should go home and try and relax in preperation for tomorrow" she says
 >The next day: High noon
 >You're standing nervously on the royal challenge grounds
 >You stand inside a grassless dirt patch ringed by a white cirlce
 >You try not to notice the area inside the circle seems to be a darker brown then the area outside it
 >Quite a few ponies line the bleachers
 >Apparently you getting sliced to ribbons is going to be a great crowd pleaser
 >Luna comes trotting down the castle steps levitating a long wooden box which she places in the center of the ring
 >"Attention all!" she shouts
 >"My sister has brought up quite a good point since sir Anonymous is among the only one of his kind it would be a shame to lose such a...fine speciemen. To that end we shall settle this duel with blunted practice swords!" she says
 >Oh thank god, looks like Twilight's letter did the trick
 >Luna opens the case
 >"Sir Anonymouse as the challengee you get first choice of weapons" she says
 >You inspect the blades
 >They appear to be regular short swords, a soft golden glow wraps around the edges and the points
 >You breathe a sight of relief and pull one out
 >Luna's magically aura envelops the otherand pushes the box to the side
 >"En Garde Anonymous!" she yells and her sword flies at you of its own accord
 >Reacting quickly you duck and push off from your low position running full pelt towards the princess
 >You can see the look of shock on her face but it quickly changes to determination
 >Suddenly you jump to the left as her sword zooms through where you were only seconds ago
 >You hear her yelp in surprised as her sword strikes her in the face
 >The crowd bursts into laughter and you can't help but smile yourself
 >This doesn't seem like much of a challenge and to think shes actually killed 4 ponies this way
 >You glance over to see Luna picking herself up out of the dirt
 >She looks incensed
 >"You shall pay dearly for your trickery Anonymous!" she yells
 >She launches her sword at you again and you dive out of the way running at her again
 >she square her shoulders and spreads her legs getting ready to apparently duel you with her horn
 >"That trick shall not work a second time!" she roars
 >Grinning you shoot your legs out and let your momentum carry you under her
 >You catch a brief glimpse of utter surprise on her face
 >Your speed carries you to her back side
 >Jumping up a clever idea comes to you
 >She wanted a suitor and apparently everyone has chosen a violent death instead
 >Maybe its time someone oblidged her
 >You push the tip of your sword through her tail and into her vagina
 >Before you can take the time to enjoy your victory both of Luna's back hooves make contact with your torso sending you flying
 >You land heavily on the ground
 >Oh god something is most certainly broken
 >An unearthly roar causes you to look up
 >Luna is charging at you
 >Her face is redder then tomato
 >You think you can actually see flames in her eyes
 >She tries to trample you but you painfully roll out of the way and hack inffectively at her legs
 >Rolling around you finally get your feet under you
 >As she charges you again you throw your sword at her and run at her
 >She flinches briefly as your sword bounces off her chest and then you slam into her
 >You're too close to kick so she tries to repeatedly stab you with her horn
 >Dodging your head around you get behind her quickly and grab her around the wasit
 >You let out a magnicifent roar the rock would be proud of as you german suplex the princess of the night
 >Unfortunately you're not experienced with suplexing and manage to hit your head on the ground as well knocking you out
 >You regain consciousness slowly
 >You're staring up at a high pale ceiling
 >So you must be in the castle somewhere
 >You're alive too which is good that means Luna didn't kill you
 >You gather you're in the infirmary and seems to just be you in the bed
 >Your torso has bandages running around it
 >Suddenly the curtain on the right side of your bed is yanked back
 >Oh god you recognize that aura
 >SHES COME BACK TO FINISH THE JOB
 >Oh...wait...
 >Luna is laying in the bed next to you bandages around her head
 >She does still seem to be seething with rage though
 >"You buffoon! You could have killed us both!? What in my sister's name were you thinking!?" she yells
 "I was thinking a crazy horse was trying to stomp my guts out!" you yell back
 >"Only because a certain monkey not only impugned my honor but also sexually humiliated me infront of my subjects!" she counters
 "I wouldn't have had to do any of that if you didn't insist on this ridiculous fight in the first place!" you retort
 >Her eyes shut tightly
 >Her bottom lip puffs out
 >Oh god you're going to make 25% of the princesses in equestria cry
 "Look Luna, you're never going to get anyone to sleep with you if you keep showing them terrible nightmares as a courtship ritual" you say
 >"But, its the tradition" she says
 >"I use my nightmares to determine if the stallion I've chosen has the bravery and fortitude to be worthy to sleep with a princess" she continues
 "Look Luna, trust me, sex is going to be the last thing on ANYONE'S mind after if the show you made in my dream is anything to go on" you reply dryly
 >"But how am I to attract a suitable mate then?" she asks
 "I don't know but sending them nightmarish visions sure isn't it, maybe try a softer touch?" you say
 >Suddenly your beds are magically pulled together
 >Oh no
 >Oh god please no
 "Luna what are you..." you start to say
 >"So a softer touch like this?" she says rolling on her side and kissing you
 >At first you try to fight it but good lord horse tongue is strong
 >Eventually you give in return her passion
 "Yeah, something like that I guess" you mummble as she breaks the kiss off
 >She rolls herself ontop of you and grinds her nethers against your crotch
 >You vaguely hear the doors click before shes locked her mouth with yours again
 >Your tongues play tug of war while she continue to grind herself against you
 >You moan into her mouth as little anon wakes up very quickly from her ministrations
 >Breaking the kiss once more she smiles triumphently
 >"See Anonymous in the end I always win" she says
 "Don't ruin this" you say slapping her side lightly and dragging her down for another kiss
 >You feel her magic tear away your hospital gown and anon jr. springs to attention ready for duty
 >As you continue to kiss you feel her line up against you and sink slowly onto you
 >It feels like heaven as her velvet walls wrap around your dick and once again you moan into her mouth
 >Once shes taken as much of you inside her as your position will allow she begins to slowly ride you
 >You run your hands down the side of her neck carressing the fur tenderly as she slides up and down on you
 >God its like fucking a velvet vaccum cleaner
 >She begins to go faster and breaks the kiss to moan loudly
 >You stroke her neck gently and begin to thrust in time with her rythmn
 >she moans even louder throwing her head back
 >You can feel her mare cum dripping down your shaft and balls
 >Whoever cleans these beds is going to have a fit
 >Your thrusts intensify and on a whim you slap her in the face
 >Not enough to hurt her but enough to get her attention
 >The moment your hand makes contact her vaginal walls tighten like vice
 >Oh god the feeling is incredible
 >She looks almost shocked for a moment her mouth making an "O" before she too feels the effects of her contraction letting out an even sluttier moan then the last
 >"Oh god yes Anonymous, pull my mane" she says breathily
 >You oblidge reaching into the stary substance and giving it a sharp yank
 >She gasps as her walls tighten once again
 >"Yes anonymous, harder!" she exclaims
 "Luna I don't think think I can last much longer" you pant
 >"I don't care, cum in me anonymous, fill me up with your seed~" she exclaims, lost in the throws of passion
 >You pull her mane again harder this time and as her walls clamp down on you your willpower fails
 >You feel spurt after hot spurt leave your dick, shooting deep into the night princess who lets out a cry loud enough to shatter glass
 >You lay back in the bed, completely spent
 >Night princess snuggles up to you gently nipping at your neck
 >"So anonymous, what would you say to making this a regular thing?" she inquires
 "I think I could manage that princess" you say laughing softly and stroking her mane
 >The two of you snuggle and eventually drift off to blissful sleep
 >Outside the infirmery door Celestia is talking to Twilght
 >"Thank you, dear student, if it wasn't for you I'd have never known that anon was into mares" she says
 >Twilight smiles
 >"I was happy to help princess, and we can't have Luna murdering all the good stallions now can we" she laughs
 >Celestia laughs as well