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 (9:34:25 AM) ***strikingBelladonna began espering arkeUnbound
 (9:35:04 AM) strikingBelladonna: Greetings, Vera, you're my last stop on my tour of Harken's newly acquired acquaintances.
 (9:35:13 AM) arkeUnbound: Hey you
 (9:35:15 AM) arkeUnbound: Oh hey!
 (9:35:20 AM) arkeUnbound: Harken told me about you.
 (9:35:32 AM) arkeUnbound: You're the girl he said was shopping around
 (9:35:33 AM) strikingBelladonna: Really?
 (9:35:50 AM) strikingBelladonna: He said that about me?
 (9:35:52 AM) arkeUnbound: yup
 (9:35:57 AM) arkeUnbound: Something like that.
 (9:36:01 AM) strikingBelladonna: Oh my, I think I may need a moment.
 (9:36:12 AM) arkeUnbound: He's a bit of a doof, I know.
 (9:36:35 AM) strikingBelladonna: No, it's... I believe I may have just been slain by irony.
 (9:36:59 AM) arkeUnbound: Already?
 (9:37:05 AM) arkeUnbound: I haven't even really started fighting.
 (9:37:35 AM) arkeUnbound: oh yeah here it is
 (9:37:42 AM) arkeUnbound: 'exploring other romantic options'
 (9:38:07 AM) strikingBelladonna: Dear me, I cannot even fathom what put such an idea into his head.
 (9:38:49 AM) arkeUnbound: Maybe you said something to him
 (9:38:54 AM) arkeUnbound: Guys are like that
 (9:39:01 AM) arkeUnbound: You need to deck them in the face sometimes
 (9:39:03 AM) arkeUnbound: To teach them.
 (9:39:38 AM) strikingBelladonna: Vera, has anyone ever told you you're a genius?
 (9:40:18 AM) arkeUnbound: Actually you know.
 (9:40:21 AM) arkeUnbound: No one ever has
 (9:40:37 AM) arkeUnbound: You're pretty cool Lexi!
 (9:40:53 AM) strikingBelladonna: You're pretty cool yourself!
 (9:41:15 AM) arkeUnbound: Ok so
 (9:41:25 AM) arkeUnbound: Men and Harken being a doof aside
 (9:41:29 AM) arkeUnbound: How can I help you?
 (9:41:41 AM) arkeUnbound: Are we playing the question game? Everyone has been doing that lately for some reason
 (9:41:56 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well, he gave me a list of handles as proof that he was, "the best".
 (9:42:42 AM) strikingBelladonna: And you are the last to contact.
 (9:43:17 AM) strikingBelladonna: So, any statements regarding whether Harken would be, "the best"?
 (9:43:40 AM) arkeUnbound: Well
 (9:43:48 AM) arkeUnbound: he is pretty good at knowing amazing people.
 (9:44:20 AM) arkeUnbound: But other than that
 (9:44:22 AM) arkeUnbound: between you and me
 (9:44:33 AM) arkeUnbound: He can be pretty lame while he tries to be cool.
 (9:44:48 AM) arkeUnbound: I think he just slammed his face on the keyboard and gave you everyone he talks to.
 (9:45:18 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well, I'm glad he did, it's been an absolute joy to meet everyone.
 (9:45:55 AM) strikingBelladonna: As for him personally, I don't think I've been treated to him trying to be cool yet.
 (9:46:25 AM) arkeUnbound: lucky!
 (9:46:49 AM) arkeUnbound: But yeah it's fun to meet people. We all kind of ran into each other in a big tangle of being the best.
 (9:47:04 AM) arkeUnbound: Not sure how it happened
 (9:47:52 AM) strikingBelladonna: It appears that occasionally all it takes to unite a group of the bests is a lame faux-grubslinger.
 (9:48:07 AM) arkeUnbound: could be.
 (9:48:14 AM) arkeUnbound: Though I met them without him.
 (9:48:23 AM) arkeUnbound: That's so weird right?
 (9:48:37 AM) strikingBelladonna: Oh, that is quite weird.
 (9:49:32 AM) arkeUnbound: But hey!
 (9:49:37 AM) arkeUnbound: Enough talking about other things
 (9:49:44 AM) arkeUnbound: Hi I'm Vera!
 (9:49:58 AM) arkeUnbound: I punch things quite often and it is pretty great
 (9:50:02 AM) arkeUnbound: What about you?
 (9:50:10 AM) strikingBelladonna: I'm Lexi, it's an absolute pleasure to meet you, Vera.
 (9:50:27 AM) strikingBelladonna: I'm more predisposed to stabbing personally.
 (9:50:56 AM) arkeUnbound: Never tried stabbing. But it seems pretty energetic
 (9:51:21 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well, stabbing, cutting, bashing, really most actions one can do while wielding a sword.
 (9:51:39 AM) arkeUnbound: Oh oh.
 (9:51:43 AM) arkeUnbound: I've got a good question.
 (9:51:46 AM) arkeUnbound: Since you use swords.
 (9:51:51 AM) arkeUnbound: How does one buck a swash?
 (9:51:57 AM) arkeUnbound: Or buckle it
 (9:52:16 AM) strikingBelladonna: I... I have absolutely no idea.
 (9:53:03 AM) arkeUnbound: Huh
 (9:53:18 AM) arkeUnbound: I'm going to chalk that one up to 'linguists are full of crap'.
 (9:53:37 AM) strikingBelladonna: That sounds correct to me, perhaps you would have more luck asking that of a pirate?
 (9:53:55 AM) arkeUnbound: I wish.
 (9:54:01 AM) arkeUnbound: They don't have pirates anymore really.
 (9:54:24 AM) arkeUnbound: Otherwise I would already be finding a way to go and deck them in the face.
 (9:54:33 AM) arkeUnbound: Being a pirate hunter would be such a great job.
 (9:54:56 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well you shouldn't give up hope, after all, they don't have cowboys any more, but we both know one.
 (9:55:45 AM) arkeUnbound: Yeah but he's fake as shit
 (9:55:49 AM) arkeUnbound: (shit is fake)
 (9:56:24 AM) strikingBelladonna: (I appreciate the clarification.)
 (9:56:46 AM) arkeUnbound: (this is enough situations with linguists and being full of crap)
 (9:56:59 AM) arkeUnbound: (I don't know why we're doing this but it's kind of fun)
 (9:57:15 AM) strikingBelladonna: (I believe it's representative of whispering.)
 (9:58:19 AM) strikingBelladonna: (Why the issue with linguists, if I might ask? Only buckling swashes, or are there further things you've found lacking in our language?)
 (9:59:30 AM) arkeUnbound: (I mean why are so many things 'as shit'. It's weird. But I've never thought about it before.)
 (10:00:36 AM) arkeUnbound: Ok no more whispers!
 (10:00:47 AM) arkeUnbound: Though it was fun
 (10:01:01 AM) arkeUnbound: in a movie, hunkering down in a smuggler's den kind of way.
 (10:01:04 AM) arkeUnbound: Which is a good way.
 (10:02:38 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well then, if not in a smuggler's den, then where ought we be?
 (10:03:36 AM) arkeUnbound: Hum
 (10:03:40 AM) arkeUnbound: That's a good question.
 (10:03:43 AM) arkeUnbound: You're pretty good at this.
 (10:04:43 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well, it certainly does not top buckling swashes, but I try.
 (10:04:55 AM) arkeUnbound: So the best place for an amazing first meeting
 (10:05:00 AM) arkeUnbound: would be like
 (10:05:13 AM) arkeUnbound: A big dojo filled with weapons and fences and training dummies.
 (10:05:31 AM) arkeUnbound: Then we can learn about each other and chat while having a spirited brawl!
 (10:05:39 AM) arkeUnbound: It's in all the best movies.
 (10:05:55 AM) strikingBelladonna: Oh, I have one of those.
 (10:06:12 AM) arkeUnbound: wait really?
 (10:06:20 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well, I'm not sure one could call it big, but I have a dojo.
 (10:07:49 AM) arkeUnbound: that is amazing
 (10:07:55 AM) arkeUnbound: I've always wanted to see a real dojo.
 (10:08:10 AM) arkeUnbound: Does it have those spinny wooden dummies with the poles
 (10:09:01 AM) strikingBelladonna: No, it's predominantly for swordsmanship sparring, we keep the dummies outside.
 (10:09:30 AM) strikingBelladonna: It does have large motivational tapestries.
 (10:10:14 AM) arkeUnbound: I don't need motivation! I have plenty of that!
 (10:10:21 AM) arkeUnbound: But what are they like anyway?
 (10:11:08 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well, each one depicts a brave warrior from a different time, along with a motivational quote, such as a samurai and the words, "pain is weakness leaving your body."
 (10:12:32 AM) arkeUnbound: Oh wow
 (10:12:35 AM) arkeUnbound: I like that one.
 (10:12:40 AM) arkeUnbound: I'm already more motivated
 (10:12:46 AM) arkeUnbound: And that is pretty difficult
 (10:13:25 AM) strikingBelladonna: Thank you, finally someone understands.
 (10:13:59 AM) strikingBelladonna: My dad really didn't see their purpose when I made him put them up.
 (10:15:11 AM) arkeUnbound: It's a matter of
 (10:15:14 AM) arkeUnbound: And this is important
 (10:15:18 AM) arkeUnbound: it needs its own line
 (10:15:20 AM) arkeUnbound: Fighting Spirit!
 (10:15:47 AM) strikingBelladonna: Exactly!
 (10:16:07 AM) strikingBelladonna: Another thing most people don't seem to understand is proper naming.
 (10:16:36 AM) strikingBelladonna: It's one thing to go train at a dojo, it's another experience entirely to hone one's skills at **THE DOJO**.
 (10:18:16 AM) arkeUnbound: Wow
 (10:18:28 AM) arkeUnbound: yeah you have a good head there Lexi.
 (10:18:33 AM) arkeUnbound: Please tell me you have a sign with big letters
 (10:19:12 AM) strikingBelladonna: You know, we actually don't... I should put one up.
 (10:19:19 AM) arkeUnbound: Ok follow up question
 (10:19:34 AM) arkeUnbound: when is your birthday and how do you feel about innocent sign shaped packages?
 (10:21:59 AM) strikingBelladonna: February 12, and I absolutely love them.
 (10:22:14 AM) arkeUnbound: Awesome!
 (10:22:30 AM) arkeUnbound: Ok expect a totally unrelated to this discussion sign shaped package.
 (10:22:39 AM) arkeUnbound: It will be cool as shit.
 (10:22:41 AM) arkeUnbound: (shit is cool)
 (10:23:00 AM) strikingBelladonna: I will look forward to it, and will immediately compare its coolness to that of shit.
 (10:23:17 AM) arkeUnbound: That's great!
 (10:23:47 AM) arkeUnbound: Ok one more question before I have to go and do things or I get sad disappointed looks from my Aunt
 (10:23:52 AM) arkeUnbound: Give me a really punchy one
 (10:28:16 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well, I don't know how punchy this one will be, but it's quite important.
 (10:28:47 AM) strikingBelladonna: If I were to have some pictures of Harken in some... less than dignified positions, would you be interested in giggling at them with me?
 (10:30:45 AM) arkeUnbound: Oooh
 (10:30:47 AM) arkeUnbound: hum
 (10:30:51 AM) arkeUnbound: Yes
 (10:31:03 AM) arkeUnbound: I think that we could do this thing and make it spectacular!
 (10:31:18 AM) strikingBelladonna: Excellent, I'll be sure to let you know when I get them.
 (10:31:25 AM) arkeUnbound: Awesome
 (10:31:37 AM) strikingBelladonna: Good night, Vera.
 (10:32:09 AM) arkeUnbound: You too Lexi.
 (10:32:14 AM) arkeUnbound: Stay amazing.
 (10:32:27 AM) strikingBelladonna: You too.
 (10:32:49 AM) ***strikingBelladonna has ceased espering arkeUnbound