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1 | Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game | |
2 | (because no human could survive WITH alcohol) | |
3 | ||
4 | Take a shot every time: | |
5 | -A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread | |
6 | -Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish | |
7 | -One of the following commercials airs: | |
8 | -The "Give it to him hard" bully commercial | |
9 | -Gamefly | |
10 | -Blake Griffin (two if it's Gamefly) | |
11 | -Trojan condoms | |
12 | -Upcoming/current video game | |
13 | -Any commercial you feel out of place airs | |
14 | -Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets | |
15 | -Random upcoming genre movie | |
16 | -AT&T Don't Text and Drive | |
17 | -Sonic shakes | |
18 | ||
19 | Space Dandy | |
20 | -Someone is dandy | |
21 | -Sexy girls in underwear show up | |
22 | -Someone says "Boobies" or the place shows up | |
23 | -A new alien appears | |
24 | -Dandy hits on a girl | |
25 | -Dandy does maintenance on the pompadour | |
26 | -The narrator speaks up | |
27 | -Someone breaks the fourth wall | |
28 | -Dandy does something incredibly stupid (like dropping his gun in the first episode) | |
29 | -Meow points out the obvious | |
30 | ||
31 | Bleach | |
32 | -The show starts | |
33 | -You see giant breasts on screen for more than 5 seconds. | |
34 | -If the human characters (besides Ichigo) are useless. | |
35 | -Someone gets kidnapped. | |
36 | -Someone does something treasonous and stupid for no good reason. | |
37 | -Ichigo auto bankai's | |
38 | -Rangiku or Rukia are shit in a fight. | |
39 | -Something cool actually happens | |
40 | -A character is saved at the last moment | |
41 | -An ass pull occurs | |
42 | -SECRET TECHNIQUE is unveiled | |
43 | -Spells are useless | |
44 | -Somebody has an inner monologue while fighting | |
45 | -Somebody explains how their powers work to the enemy they're fighting | |
46 | -They reuse animation | |
47 | -They cut to a flashback in the middle of a fight (2 shots if the flashback is from the same episode) | |
48 | -Somebody gets loses an arm (finish your drink if they get their arm back) | |
49 | -An enemy emerges unscathed from a super powerful attack (two drinks if it was a "forbidden technique") | |
50 | -The super special awesome mega-power from this arc turns out to be completely worthless afterward. | |
51 | ||
52 | Naruto Shippuden | |
53 | -Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics | |
54 | -Naruto mentions ramen | |
55 | -Sakura misses a chance to be useful | |
56 | -Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them | |
57 | -There's a flashback | |
58 | -Jiraiya does something perverted | |
59 | -Sharingan activates | |
60 | -A rasengan is used | |
61 | -Someone gives a speech on friendship | |
62 | -A kunai, shuriken, or paper bomb is used | |
63 | -A nature based jutsu is used | |
64 | -A hokage is shown or referenced | |
65 | -A ninja walks on water, up a tree, or side of a mountain | |
66 | -Someone does/uses something overly impractical | |
67 | ||
68 | One Piece | |
69 | -Luffy mentions meat | |
70 | -Luffy is a retard | |
71 | -Zoro puts on his bandana or gets lost | |
72 | -Nami is greedy | |
73 | -Usopp lies | |
74 | -Sanji lights a cigarette | |
75 | -Chopper eats a Rumble Ball | |
76 | -Robin is morbid | |
77 | -Franky says Super or talks about his week | |
78 | -Luffy activates Gear 2nd or Gear 3rd | |
79 | -Sanji and Zoro argue | |
80 | -Someone talks about dreams, the New World, or a New Age | |
81 | -A future antagonist is foreshadowed or talked about | |
82 | -There's a DON or DODON | |
83 | -Someone does their signature laugh | |
84 | -Bullets or cannonballs are useless | |
85 | -A new Devil Fruit user shows up | |
86 | -Gol D. Roger, One Piece or the Pirate King is mentioned | |
87 | -"Overtaken", "The Very, Very, Very Strongest" or "Difficult" play | |
88 | -The weather is fucked up in the Grand Line | |
89 | -Brooke makes a bone pun | |
90 | -Brooke and Sanji do something perverted | |
91 | -Hancock starts gushing about Luffy | |
92 | -Sanji fawning over a chick, 2 if he uses "Nami my darling" or any pet names for the girls | |
93 | -Someone mentions "Pirate king" | |
94 | -2 shots whenever Zoro gets lost, again | |
95 | ||
96 | Soul Eater | |
97 | -Black Star is un-assassin like. | |
98 | -Cat bitch comes on to Soul Eater. | |
99 | -Maka acts Tsundere for Soul Eater. | |
100 | -Soul says cool | |
101 | -Black Star annoys you | |
102 | -2 shots for PLOT | |
103 | -Excalibur episode | |
104 | -Excalibur is mentioned | |
105 | -You can't tell Crona's gender | |
106 | -IT'S ON YOOOOOOOOOOU CAN'T HANDLE US SO COOL BABY SCANDALOUS | |
107 | -Death the Kid freaks out over symmetry. | |
108 | - | FLCL |
108 | + | |
109 | - | -There is sexual innuendo |
109 | + | |
110 | - | -There is a reference to another cartoon/anime |
110 | + | |
111 | - | -Those Eyebrows show up |
111 | + | |
112 | - | -Mamimi pantyshot |
112 | + | |
113 | - | -He cant swing that bat |
113 | + | |
114 | - | -"I don't think its any big deal" is said |
114 | + | |
115 | - | - |
115 | + | |
116 | -You feel "Crawling in my Skin" would be appropriate background music. | |
117 | -A woman falls in love with Kirino. | |
118 | -Someone in the stream/thread/Twitter mentions glopping. | |
119 | -Kirito duel wields | |
120 | -Drink the entire bottle when Kirito's sister discovers that she wants to fuck him. | |
121 | -You snicker at someone saying beater | |
122 | ||
123 | Naruto | |
124 | -Naruto says "Believe it" | |
125 | -Naruto says "I'm gonna be hokage" | |
126 | -Sasuke tramples on someone's fun | |
127 | -Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics | |
128 | -Take two shots if Inner Sakura appears | |
129 | -Naruto mentions ramen | |
130 | -Sakura misses a chance to be useful | |
131 | -Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them | |
132 | -There's a flashback | |
133 | -Jiraiya does something perverted | |
134 | -Sharingan activates | |
135 | ||
136 | Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex | |
137 | -You see all that CGI in the First Gig Intro | |
138 | -They drop a title | |
139 | -You don't understand what was just said | |
140 | -Togusa uses his revolver | |
141 | -There's a gory gunshot wound | |
142 | -Anytime the Major's outfit makes her look less attractive. | |
143 | -Tachikomas say something cute | |
144 | -Togusa makes a comment about being pretty un-cyborg, or someone comments on his lack of cyborg | |
145 | -A philosophical discussion happens | |
146 | -The Laughing Man logo appears. | |
147 | ||
148 | FMA: Brotherhood | |
149 | -Hughes is mentioned | |
150 | -Humor awkwardly interrupts a serious scene | |
151 | -Ling and Greed fight over Ling's body | |
152 | -Ed is referred to just as "Fullmetal" | |
153 | -Someone calls Ed short | |
154 | -The Elric brothers say something about getting their bodies back | |
155 | -Armstrong, Riza or Mustang are badass. | |
156 | -Armstrong takes off his shirt | |
157 | -Von Hohenheim is depressed | |
158 | -Anyone says something about a philosophers stone. | |
159 | -King Bradly is being a badass | |
160 | ||
161 | Samurai Jack | |
162 | -Jack yells AKUUUU | |
163 | -Jack gets naked | |
164 | -Aku laughs | |
165 | -Jack lets his hair down | |
166 | -Black blood or motor oil | |
167 | -The Scotsman says something ridiculous | |
168 | ||
169 | IGPX | |
170 | -The cat talks | |
171 | -French girl shows up | |
172 | -The animation gets more fluid | |
173 | -Takashi plays video games | |
174 | -River bitches about not being in the race | |
175 | -Someone gets KO'd | |
176 | -The blonde dude bitches | |
177 | -You recognize one of the background songs | |
178 | -MC can't complete that simple puzzle toy | |
179 | ||
180 | Star Wars: The Clone Wars | |
181 | -The show starts | |
182 | -Ashoka acts self-righteous | |
183 | -Orange buttcheeks | |
184 | -Clone misses a shot | |
185 | -When Anakin does something considerably evil | |
186 | -A Clonetrooper dies and everyone makes a big whoop about it | |
187 | -The droids say/do something stupid | |
188 | -Two shots when the series references one of the original trilogy movies. When the Chewbacca episode comes on, drink until you can't. | |
189 | ||
190 | Inuyasha | |
191 | -Miroku asks a woman to bear his children | |
192 | -Miroku molests someone with his hand | |
193 | -Sango or Kagome straighten out his shit | |
194 | -That flea guy is found sucking on someone's blood, double if it's Inuyasha | |
195 | -Koga of the beta tribe hits on Kagome and ignores Inuyasha | |
196 | -Sango talks about her little brother | |
197 | -Kaguya says she is the wind | |
198 | -Kaede uses Ye olde speak despite being fucking Japanes, not Medival English | |
199 | -Miasma fog appears | |
200 | -A horde of demons appears with the exact same reused animation | |
201 | -Miroku unwraps his hand, sees a bee, and wraps it back up | |
202 | -Shippou is useless | |
203 | -Poison Wasps | |
204 | -Naraku gets away or just as plans the gang | |
205 | -"Sit boy!" |