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1 | Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game | |
2 | (because no human could survive WITH alcohol) | |
3 | ||
4 | Take a shot every time: | |
5 | -A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread | |
6 | -Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish | |
7 | -One of the following commercials airs: | |
8 | -The "Give it to him hard" bully commercial | |
9 | -Gamefly | |
10 | -Blake Griffin (two if it's Gamefly) | |
11 | -Trojan condoms | |
12 | -Upcoming/current video game | |
13 | -Any commercial you feel out of place airs | |
14 | -Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets | |
15 | -Random upcoming genre movie | |
16 | -AT&T Don't Text and Drive | |
17 | -Sonic shakes | |
18 | ||
19 | Space Dandy | |
20 | -Someone is dandy | |
21 | -Sexy girls in underwear show up | |
22 | -Someone says "Boobies" or the place shows up | |
23 | -A new alien appears | |
24 | -Dandy hits on a girl | |
25 | -Dandy does maintenance on the pompadour | |
26 | -The narrator speaks up | |
27 | -Someone breaks the fourth wall | |
28 | -Dandy does something incredibly stupid (like dropping his gun in the first episode) | |
29 | -Meow points out the obvious | |
30 | ||
31 | Bleach | |
32 | -The show starts | |
33 | -You see giant breasts on screen for more than 5 seconds. | |
34 | -If the human characters (besides Ichigo) are useless. | |
35 | -Someone gets kidnapped. | |
36 | -Someone does something treasonous and stupid for no good reason. | |
37 | -Ichigo auto bankai's | |
38 | -Rangiku or Rukia are shit in a fight. | |
39 | -Something cool actually happens | |
40 | -A character is saved at the last moment | |
41 | -An ass pull occurs | |
42 | -SECRET TECHNIQUE is unveiled | |
43 | -Spells are useless | |
44 | -Somebody has an inner monologue while fighting | |
45 | -Somebody explains how their powers work to the enemy they're fighting | |
46 | -They reuse animation | |
47 | -They cut to a flashback in the middle of a fight (2 shots if the flashback is from the same episode) | |
48 | -Somebody gets loses an arm (finish your drink if they get their arm back) | |
49 | -An enemy emerges unscathed from a super powerful attack (two drinks if it was a "forbidden technique") | |
50 | -The super special awesome mega-power from this arc turns out to be completely worthless afterward. | |
51 | ||
52 | Naruto Shippuden | |
53 | -Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics | |
54 | -Naruto mentions ramen | |
55 | -Sakura misses a chance to be useful | |
56 | -Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them | |
57 | -There's a flashback | |
58 | -Jiraiya does something perverted | |
59 | -Sharingan activates | |
60 | -A rasengan is used | |
61 | -Someone gives a speech on friendship | |
62 | -A kunai, shuriken, or paper bomb is used | |
63 | -A nature based jutsu is used | |
64 | -A hokage is shown or referenced | |
65 | -A ninja walks on water, up a tree, or side of a mountain | |
66 | -Someone does/uses something overly impractical | |
67 | ||
68 | One Piece | |
69 | -Luffy mentions meat | |
70 | -Luffy is a retard | |
71 | -Zoro puts on his bandana or gets lost | |
72 | -Nami is greedy | |
73 | -Usopp lies | |
74 | -Sanji lights a cigarette | |
75 | -Chopper eats a Rumble Ball | |
76 | -Robin is morbid | |
77 | -Franky says Super or talks about his week | |
78 | -Luffy activates Gear 2nd or Gear 3rd | |
79 | -Sanji and Zoro argue | |
80 | -Someone talks about dreams, the New World, or a New Age | |
81 | -A future antagonist is foreshadowed or talked about | |
82 | -There's a DON or DODON | |
83 | -Someone does their signature laugh | |
84 | -Bullets or cannonballs are useless | |
85 | -A new Devil Fruit user shows up | |
86 | -Gol D. Roger, One Piece or the Pirate King is mentioned | |
87 | -"Overtaken", "The Very, Very, Very Strongest" or "Difficult" play | |
88 | -The weather is fucked up in the Grand Line | |
89 | -Brooke makes a bone pun | |
90 | -Brooke and Sanji do something perverted | |
91 | -Hancock starts gushing about Luffy | |
92 | -Sanji fawning over a chick, 2 if he uses "Nami my darling" or any pet names for the girls | |
93 | -Someone mentions "Pirate king" | |
94 | -2 shots whenever Zoro gets lost, again | |
95 | ||
96 | - | Soul Eater |
96 | + | Blue Exorcist |
97 | - | -Black Star is un-assassin like. |
97 | + | -Yukioโs glasses have a dramatic glare |
98 | - | -Cat bitch comes on to Soul Eater. |
98 | + | -Shuraโs boobs are drawn horribly |
99 | - | -Maka acts Tsundere for Soul Eater. |
99 | + | -Shiemi blushes |
100 | - | -Soul says cool |
100 | + | -You're weirded out by the chick with the odd eyebrows |
101 | - | -Black Star annoys you |
101 | + | -Someone yells |
102 | - | -2 shots for PLOT |
102 | + | -Someone gets punched in the face; two shots if Rin is giving/receiving that punch |
103 | - | -Excalibur episode |
103 | + | -Chug one down every time someone is hesitant about being friends with Rin because he is Satanโs son |
104 | - | -Excalibur is mentioned |
104 | + | -Weird eyebrows chick broods |
105 | - | -You can't tell Crona's gender |
105 | + | |
106 | - | -IT'S ON YOOOOOOOOOOU CAN'T HANDLE US SO COOL BABY SCANDALOUS |
106 | + | Black Lagoon |
107 | - | -Death the Kid freaks out over symmetry. |
107 | + | -BEEP |
108 | - | -Black Star says something egotistical about himself |
108 | + | -Rock acts cowardly |
109 | - | -Stein says something about dissecting or anything else crazy. |
109 | + | -Benny makes a quip |
110 | - | -Soul transforms a part of himself into a scythe |
110 | + | -Take number of shots equal to how many rounds Revy fires each gunfight |
111 | - | -Soul wants to eat someone's soul or slurps |
111 | + | -Something explodes |
112 | - | -Crona says, "I can't deal with that". |
112 | + | -Someone loses a limb |
113 | -Balalaika acts soviet as fuck | |
114 | - | Sword Art Online: |
114 | + | |
115 | Naruto | |
116 | - | -You feel "Crawling in my Skin" would be appropriate background music. |
116 | + | |
117 | - | -A woman falls in love with Kirino. |
117 | + | |
118 | - | -Someone in the stream/thread/Twitter mentions glopping. |
118 | + | |
119 | - | -Kirito duel wields |
119 | + | |
120 | - | -Drink the entire bottle when Kirito's sister discovers that she wants to fuck him. |
120 | + | |
121 | - | -You snicker at someone saying beater |
121 | + | |
122 | -Sakura misses a chance to be useful | |
123 | -Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them | |
124 | -There's a flashback | |
125 | -Jiraiya does something perverted | |
126 | -Sharingan activates | |
127 | ||
128 | Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex | |
129 | -You see all that CGI in the First Gig Intro | |
130 | -They drop a title | |
131 | -You don't understand what was just said | |
132 | -Togusa uses his revolver | |
133 | -There's a gory gunshot wound | |
134 | -Anytime the Major's outfit makes her look less attractive. | |
135 | -Tachikomas say something cute | |
136 | -Togusa makes a comment about being pretty un-cyborg, or someone comments on his lack of cyborg | |
137 | -A philosophical discussion happens | |
138 | -The Laughing Man logo appears. | |
139 | ||
140 | FMA: Brotherhood | |
141 | -Hughes is mentioned | |
142 | -Humor awkwardly interrupts a serious scene | |
143 | -Ling and Greed fight over Ling's body | |
144 | -Ed is referred to just as "Fullmetal" | |
145 | -Someone calls Ed short | |
146 | -The Elric brothers say something about getting their bodies back | |
147 | -Armstrong, Riza or Mustang are badass. | |
148 | -Armstrong takes off his shirt | |
149 | -Von Hohenheim is depressed | |
150 | -Anyone says something about a philosophers stone. | |
151 | -King Bradly is being a badass | |
152 | ||
153 | Samurai Jack | |
154 | -Jack yells AKUUUU | |
155 | -Jack gets naked | |
156 | -Aku laughs | |
157 | -Jack lets his hair down | |
158 | -Black blood or motor oil | |
159 | -The Scotsman says something ridiculous | |
160 | ||
161 | IGPX | |
162 | -The cat talks | |
163 | -French girl shows up | |
164 | -The animation gets more fluid | |
165 | -Takashi plays video games | |
166 | -River bitches about not being in the race | |
167 | -Someone gets KO'd | |
168 | -The blonde dude bitches | |
169 | -You recognize one of the background songs | |
170 | -MC can't complete that simple puzzle toy | |
171 | ||
172 | Star Wars: The Clone Wars | |
173 | -The show starts | |
174 | -Ashoka acts self-righteous | |
175 | -Orange buttcheeks | |
176 | -Clone misses a shot | |
177 | -When Anakin does something considerably evil | |
178 | -A Clonetrooper dies and everyone makes a big whoop about it | |
179 | -The droids say/do something stupid | |
180 | -Two shots when the series references one of the original trilogy movies. When the Chewbacca episode comes on, drink until you can't. | |
181 | ||
182 | Sym-bionic Titan | |
183 | -The armor suits show up | |
184 | -The trio combine into Titan | |
185 | -Modula, Solomon, and/or General Steel make an appearance | |
186 | -A Mutradi monster comes out of the space gate | |
187 | -A high school scene starts | |
188 | -Whenever the next door neighbor barges into their house uninvited | |
189 | -Every well-defined ass shot | |
190 | - | Inuyasha |
190 | + | -Someone says "Titan" |
191 | - | -Miroku asks a woman to bear his children |
191 | + | -Titan uses a weapon that isn't a sword |
192 | - | -Miroku molests someone with his hand |
192 | + | -Steel yells something |
193 | - | -Sango or Kagome straighten out his shit |
193 | + | -Modula does something fucking crazy, in the literal sense or in the badass sense |
194 | - | -That flea guy is found sucking on someone's blood, double if it's Inuyasha |
194 | + | -Solomon calls Steel a dumbass |
195 | - | -Koga of the beta tribe hits on Kagome and ignores Inuyasha |
195 | + | -Lance pulls a face |
196 | - | -Sango talks about her little brother |
196 | + | -Ilana says 'Heart' |
197 | - | -Kaguya says she is the wind |
197 | + | -Octus makes a comment about human behavior |
198 | - | -Kaede uses Ye olde speak despite being fucking Japanes, not Medival English |
198 | + | -5 shots for Booty Quake (you can't miss it) |