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    | 1 | Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game  | |
| 2 | (because no human could survive WITH alcohol)  | |
| 3 | ||
| 4 | Take a shot every time:  | |
| 5 | -A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread  | |
| 6 | -Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish  | |
| 7 | -One of the following commercials airs:  | |
| 8 | -The "Give it to him hard" bully commercial  | |
| 9 | -Gamefly  | |
| 10 | -Blake Griffin (two if it's Gamefly)  | |
| 11 | -Trojan condoms  | |
| 12 | -Upcoming/current video game  | |
| 13 | -Any commercial you feel out of place airs  | |
| 14 | -Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets  | |
| 15 | -Random upcoming genre movie  | |
| 16 | -AT&T Don't Text and Drive  | |
| 17 | -Sonic shakes  | |
| 18 | ||
| 19 | Space Dandy  | |
| 20 | -Someone is dandy  | |
| 21 | -Sexy girls in underwear show up  | |
| 22 | -Someone says "Boobies" or the place shows up  | |
| 23 | -A new alien appears  | |
| 24 | -Dandy hits on a girl  | |
| 25 | -Dandy does maintenance on the pompadour  | |
| 26 | -The narrator speaks up  | |
| 27 | -Someone breaks the fourth wall  | |
| 28 | -Dandy does something incredibly stupid (like dropping his gun in the first episode)  | |
| 29 | -Meow points out the obvious  | |
| 30 | ||
| 31 | Bleach  | |
| 32 | -The show starts  | |
| 33 | -You see giant breasts on screen for more than 5 seconds.  | |
| 34 | -If the human characters (besides Ichigo) are useless.  | |
| 35 | -Someone gets kidnapped.  | |
| 36 | -Someone does something treasonous and stupid for no good reason.  | |
| 37 | -Ichigo auto bankai's  | |
| 38 | -Rangiku or Rukia are shit in a fight.  | |
| 39 | -Something cool actually happens  | |
| 40 | -A character is saved at the last moment  | |
| 41 | -An ass pull occurs  | |
| 42 | -SECRET TECHNIQUE is unveiled  | |
| 43 | -Spells are useless  | |
| 44 | -Somebody has an inner monologue while fighting  | |
| 45 | -Somebody explains how their powers work to the enemy they're fighting  | |
| 46 | -They reuse animation  | |
| 47 | -They cut to a flashback in the middle of a fight (2 shots if the flashback is from the same episode)  | |
| 48 | -Somebody gets loses an arm (finish your drink if they get their arm back)  | |
| 49 | -An enemy emerges unscathed from a super powerful attack (two drinks if it was a "forbidden technique")  | |
| 50 | -The super special awesome mega-power from this arc turns out to be completely worthless afterward.  | |
| 51 | ||
| 52 | Naruto Shippuden  | |
| 53 | -Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics  | |
| 54 | -Naruto mentions ramen  | |
| 55 | -Sakura misses a chance to be useful  | |
| 56 | -Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them  | |
| 57 | -There's a flashback  | |
| 58 | -Jiraiya does something perverted  | |
| 59 | -Sharingan activates  | |
| 60 | -A rasengan is used  | |
| 61 | -Someone gives a speech on friendship  | |
| 62 | -A kunai, shuriken, or paper bomb is used  | |
| 63 | -A nature based jutsu is used  | |
| 64 | -A hokage is shown or referenced  | |
| 65 | -A ninja walks on water, up a tree, or side of a mountain  | |
| 66 | -Someone does/uses something overly impractical  | |
| 67 | ||
| 68 | One Piece  | |
| 69 | -Luffy mentions meat  | |
| 70 | -Luffy is a retard  | |
| 71 | -Zoro puts on his bandana or gets lost  | |
| 72 | -Nami is greedy  | |
| 73 | -Usopp lies  | |
| 74 | -Sanji lights a cigarette  | |
| 75 | -Chopper eats a Rumble Ball  | |
| 76 | -Robin is morbid  | |
| 77 | -Franky says Super or talks about his week  | |
| 78 | -Luffy activates Gear 2nd or Gear 3rd  | |
| 79 | -Sanji and Zoro argue  | |
| 80 | -Someone talks about dreams, the New World, or a New Age  | |
| 81 | -A future antagonist is foreshadowed or talked about  | |
| 82 | -There's a DON or DODON  | |
| 83 | -Someone does their signature laugh  | |
| 84 | -Bullets or cannonballs are useless  | |
| 85 | -A new Devil Fruit user shows up  | |
| 86 | -Gol D. Roger, One Piece or the Pirate King is mentioned  | |
| 87 | -"Overtaken", "The Very, Very, Very Strongest" or "Difficult" play  | |
| 88 | -The weather is fucked up in the Grand Line  | |
| 89 | -Brooke makes a bone pun  | |
| 90 | -Brooke and Sanji do something perverted  | |
| 91 | -Hancock starts gushing about Luffy  | |
| 92 | -Sanji fawning over a chick, 2 if he uses "Nami my darling" or any pet names for the girls  | |
| 93 | -Someone mentions "Pirate king"  | |
| 94 | -2 shots whenever Zoro gets lost, again  | |
| 95 | ||
| 96 | - | Soul Eater  | 
| 96 | + | Blue Exorcist  | 
| 97 | - | -Black Star is un-assassin like.  | 
| 97 | + | -Yukio’s glasses have a dramatic glare  | 
| 98 | - | -Cat bitch comes on to Soul Eater.  | 
| 98 | + | -Shura’s boobs are drawn horribly  | 
| 99 | - | -Maka acts Tsundere for Soul Eater.  | 
| 99 | + | -Shiemi blushes  | 
| 100 | - | -Soul says cool  | 
| 100 | + | -You're weirded out by the chick with the odd eyebrows  | 
| 101 | - | -Black Star annoys you  | 
| 101 | + | -Someone yells  | 
| 102 | - | -2 shots for PLOT  | 
| 102 | + | -Someone gets punched in the face; two shots if Rin is giving/receiving that punch  | 
| 103 | - | -Excalibur episode  | 
| 103 | + | -Chug one down every time someone is hesitant about being friends with Rin because he is Satan’s son  | 
| 104 | - | -Excalibur is mentioned  | 
| 104 | + | -Weird eyebrows chick broods  | 
| 105 | - | -You can't tell Crona's gender  | 
| 105 | + | |
| 106 | - | -IT'S ON YOOOOOOOOOOU CAN'T HANDLE US SO COOL BABY SCANDALOUS  | 
| 106 | + | Black Lagoon  | 
| 107 | - | -Death the Kid freaks out over symmetry.  | 
| 107 | + | -BEEP  | 
| 108 | - | -Black Star says something egotistical about himself  | 
| 108 | + | -Rock acts cowardly  | 
| 109 | - | -Stein says something about dissecting or anything else crazy.  | 
| 109 | + | -Benny makes a quip  | 
| 110 | - | -Soul transforms a part of himself into a scythe  | 
| 110 | + | -Take number of shots equal to how many rounds Revy fires each gunfight  | 
| 111 | - | -Soul wants to eat someone's soul or slurps  | 
| 111 | + | -Something explodes  | 
| 112 | - | -Crona says, "I can't deal with that".  | 
| 112 | + | -Someone loses a limb  | 
| 113 | -Balalaika acts soviet as fuck  | |
| 114 | - | Sword Art Online:  | 
| 114 | + | |
| 115 | Naruto  | |
| 116 | - | -You feel "Crawling in my Skin" would be appropriate background music.  | 
| 116 | + | |
| 117 | - | -A woman falls in love with Kirino.  | 
| 117 | + | |
| 118 | - | -Someone in the stream/thread/Twitter mentions glopping.  | 
| 118 | + | |
| 119 | - | -Kirito duel wields  | 
| 119 | + | |
| 120 | - | -Drink the entire bottle when Kirito's sister discovers that she wants to fuck him.  | 
| 120 | + | |
| 121 | - | -You snicker at someone saying beater  | 
| 121 | + | |
| 122 | -Sakura misses a chance to be useful  | |
| 123 | -Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them  | |
| 124 | -There's a flashback  | |
| 125 | -Jiraiya does something perverted  | |
| 126 | -Sharingan activates  | |
| 127 | ||
| 128 | Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex  | |
| 129 | -You see all that CGI in the First Gig Intro  | |
| 130 | -They drop a title  | |
| 131 | -You don't understand what was just said  | |
| 132 | -Togusa uses his revolver  | |
| 133 | -There's a gory gunshot wound  | |
| 134 | -Anytime the Major's outfit makes her look less attractive.  | |
| 135 | -Tachikomas say something cute  | |
| 136 | -Togusa makes a comment about being pretty un-cyborg, or someone comments on his lack of cyborg  | |
| 137 | -A philosophical discussion happens  | |
| 138 | -The Laughing Man logo appears.  | |
| 139 | ||
| 140 | FMA: Brotherhood  | |
| 141 | -Hughes is mentioned  | |
| 142 | -Humor awkwardly interrupts a serious scene  | |
| 143 | -Ling and Greed fight over Ling's body  | |
| 144 | -Ed is referred to just as "Fullmetal"  | |
| 145 | -Someone calls Ed short  | |
| 146 | -The Elric brothers say something about getting their bodies back  | |
| 147 | -Armstrong, Riza or Mustang are badass.  | |
| 148 | -Armstrong takes off his shirt  | |
| 149 | -Von Hohenheim is depressed  | |
| 150 | -Anyone says something about a philosophers stone.  | |
| 151 | -King Bradly is being a badass  | |
| 152 | ||
| 153 | Samurai Jack  | |
| 154 | -Jack yells AKUUUU  | |
| 155 | -Jack gets naked  | |
| 156 | -Aku laughs  | |
| 157 | -Jack lets his hair down  | |
| 158 | -Black blood or motor oil  | |
| 159 | -The Scotsman says something ridiculous  | |
| 160 | ||
| 161 | IGPX  | |
| 162 | -The cat talks  | |
| 163 | -French girl shows up  | |
| 164 | -The animation gets more fluid  | |
| 165 | -Takashi plays video games  | |
| 166 | -River bitches about not being in the race  | |
| 167 | -Someone gets KO'd  | |
| 168 | -The blonde dude bitches  | |
| 169 | -You recognize one of the background songs  | |
| 170 | -MC can't complete that simple puzzle toy  | |
| 171 | ||
| 172 | Star Wars: The Clone Wars  | |
| 173 | -The show starts  | |
| 174 | -Ashoka acts self-righteous  | |
| 175 | -Orange buttcheeks  | |
| 176 | -Clone misses a shot  | |
| 177 | -When Anakin does something considerably evil  | |
| 178 | -A Clonetrooper dies and everyone makes a big whoop about it  | |
| 179 | -The droids say/do something stupid  | |
| 180 | -Two shots when the series references one of the original trilogy movies. When the Chewbacca episode comes on, drink until you can't.  | |
| 181 | ||
| 182 | Sym-bionic Titan  | |
| 183 | -The armor suits show up  | |
| 184 | -The trio combine into Titan  | |
| 185 | -Modula, Solomon, and/or General Steel make an appearance  | |
| 186 | -A Mutradi monster comes out of the space gate  | |
| 187 | -A high school scene starts  | |
| 188 | -Whenever the next door neighbor barges into their house uninvited  | |
| 189 | -Every well-defined ass shot  | |
| 190 | - | Inuyasha  | 
| 190 | + | -Someone says "Titan"  | 
| 191 | - | -Miroku asks a woman to bear his children  | 
| 191 | + | -Titan uses a weapon that isn't a sword  | 
| 192 | - | -Miroku molests someone with his hand  | 
| 192 | + | -Steel yells something  | 
| 193 | - | -Sango or Kagome straighten out his shit  | 
| 193 | + | -Modula does something fucking crazy, in the literal sense or in the badass sense  | 
| 194 | - | -That flea guy is found sucking on someone's blood, double if it's Inuyasha  | 
| 194 | + | -Solomon calls Steel a dumbass  | 
| 195 | - | -Koga of the beta tribe hits on Kagome and ignores Inuyasha  | 
| 195 | + | -Lance pulls a face  | 
| 196 | - | -Sango talks about her little brother  | 
| 196 | + | -Ilana says 'Heart'  | 
| 197 | - | -Kaguya says she is the wind  | 
| 197 | + | -Octus makes a comment about human behavior  | 
| 198 | - | -Kaede uses Ye olde speak despite being fucking Japanes, not Medival English  | 
| 198 | + | -5 shots for Booty Quake (you can't miss it)  |