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1 | Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game | |
2 | (because no human could survive WITH alcohol) | |
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4 | Take a shot every time: | |
5 | -A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread | |
6 | -Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish | |
7 | -One of the following commercials airs: | |
8 | -The "Give it to him hard" bully commercial | |
9 | -Gamefly | |
10 | -Blake Griffin (two if it's Gamefly) | |
11 | -Trojan condoms | |
12 | -Upcoming/current video game | |
13 | -Any commercial you feel out of place airs | |
14 | -Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets | |
15 | -Random upcoming genre movie | |
16 | -AT&T Don't Text and Drive | |
17 | -Sonic shakes | |
18 | ||
19 | Bleach | |
20 | -The show starts | |
21 | -You see giant breasts on screen for more than 5 seconds. | |
22 | -If the human characters (besides Ichigo) are useless. | |
23 | -Someone gets kidnapped. | |
24 | -Someone does something treasonous and stupid for no good reason. | |
25 | -Ichigo auto bankai's | |
26 | -Rangiku or Rukia are shit in a fight. | |
27 | -Something cool actually happens | |
28 | -A character is saved at the last moment | |
29 | -An ass pull occurs | |
30 | -SECRET TECHNIQUE is unveiled | |
31 | -Spells are useless | |
32 | -Somebody has an inner monologue while fighting | |
33 | -Somebody explains how their powers work to the enemy they're fighting | |
34 | -They reuse animation | |
35 | -They cut to a flashback in the middle of a fight (2 shots if the flashback is from the same episode) | |
36 | -Somebody gets loses an arm (finish your drink if they get their arm back) | |
37 | -An enemy emerges unscathed from a super powerful attack (two drinks if it was a "forbidden technique") | |
38 | -The super special awesome mega-power from this arc turns out to be completely worthless afterward. | |
39 | ||
40 | Naruto | |
41 | -Naruto says "Believe it" | |
42 | -Naruto says "I'm gonna be hokage" | |
43 | -Sasuke tramples on someone's fun | |
44 | -Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics | |
45 | -Take two shots if Inner Sakura appears | |
46 | -Naruto mentions ramen | |
47 | -Sakura misses a chance to be useful | |
48 | -Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them | |
49 | -There's a flashback | |
50 | -Jiraiya does something perverted | |
51 | -Sharingan activates | |
52 | ||
53 | One Piece | |
54 | -Luffy mentions meat | |
55 | -Luffy is a retard | |
56 | -Zoro puts on his bandana or gets lost | |
57 | -Nami is greedy | |
58 | -Usopp lies | |
59 | -Sanji lights a cigarette | |
60 | -Chopper eats a Rumble Ball | |
61 | -Robin is morbid | |
62 | -Franky says Super or talks about his week | |
63 | -Luffy activates Gear 2nd or Gear 3rd | |
64 | -Sanji and Zoro argue | |
65 | -Someone talks about dreams, the New World, or a New Age | |
66 | -A future antagonist is foreshadowed or talked about | |
67 | -There's a DON or DODON | |
68 | -Someone does their signature laugh | |
69 | -Bullets or cannonballs are useless | |
70 | -A new Devil Fruit user shows up | |
71 | -Gol D. Roger, One Piece or the Pirate King is mentioned | |
72 | -"Overtaken", "The Very, Very, Very Strongest" or "Difficult" play | |
73 | -The weather is fucked up in the Grand Line | |
74 | -Brooke makes a bone pun | |
75 | -Brooke and Sanji do something perverted | |
76 | -Hancock starts gushing about Luffy | |
77 | -Sanji fawning over a chick, 2 if he uses "Nami my darling" or any pet names for the girls | |
78 | -Someone mentions "Pirate king" | |
79 | -2 shots whenever Zoro gets lost, again | |
80 | ||
81 | Soul Eater | |
82 | -Black Star is un-assassin like. | |
83 | -Cat bitch comes on to Soul Eater. | |
84 | -Maka acts Tsundere for Soul Eater. | |
85 | -Soul says cool | |
86 | -Black Star annoys you | |
87 | -2 shots for PLOT | |
88 | -Excalibur episode | |
89 | -Excalibur is mentioned | |
90 | -You can't tell Crona's gender | |
91 | -IT'S ON YOOOOOOOOOOU CAN'T HANDLE US SO COOL BABY SCANDALOUS | |
92 | -Death the Kid freaks out over symmetry. | |
93 | -Black Star says something egotistical about himself | |
94 | -Stein says something about dissecting or anything else crazy. | |
95 | -Soul transforms a part of himself into a scythe | |
96 | -Soul wants to eat someone's soul or slurps | |
97 | -Crona says, "I can't deal with that". | |
98 | ||
99 | Sword Art Online: | |
100 | -The show starts | |
101 | -You feel "Crawling in my Skin" would be appropriate background music. | |
102 | -A woman falls in love with Kirino. | |
103 | -Someone in the stream/thread/Twitter mentions glopping. | |
104 | -Kirito duel wields | |
105 | -Drink the entire bottle when Kirito's sister discovers that she wants to fuck him. | |
106 | -You snicker at someone saying beater | |
107 | ||
108 | FLCL | |
109 | -There is sexual innuendo | |
110 | -There is a reference to another cartoon/anime | |
111 | -Those Eyebrows show up | |
112 | -Mamimi pantyshot | |
113 | -He cant swing that bat | |
114 | -"I don't think its any big deal" is said | |
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116 | ||
117 | Star Wars: The Clone Wars | |
118 | -The show starts | |
119 | - | Star Wrs: The Clone Wars |
119 | + | |
120 | -Orange buttcheeks | |
121 | -Clone misses a shot | |
122 | -When Anakin does something considerably evil | |
123 | -A Clonetrooper dies and everyone makes a big whoop about it | |
124 | -The droids say/do something stupid | |
125 | -Two shots when the series references one of the original trilogy movies. When the Chewbacca episode comes on, drink until you can't. | |
126 | ||
127 | FMA: Brotherhood | |
128 | -Hughes is mentioned | |
129 | - | Big O S2 |
129 | + | |
130 | - | -Roger calls Dorothy by her full name |
130 | + | |
131 | - | -Dorothy acts somewhat human |
131 | + | |
132 | - | -Someone says Megadeus |
132 | + | |
133 | - | -The military shows up |
133 | + | |
134 | - | -The military is useless |
134 | + | |
135 | - | -Angel acts seductive |
135 | + | |
136 | - | -Memories are mentioned |
136 | + | |
137 | - | -There is an obvious Batman homage |
137 | + | |
138 | - | -Norman curses |
138 | + | |
139 | - | -Empty the bottle when Schwarzwald makes his speech |
139 | + | |
140 | Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex | |
141 | -You see all that CGI in the First Gig Intro | |
142 | -They drop a title | |
143 | -You don't understand what was just said | |
144 | -Togusa uses his revolver | |
145 | -There's a gory gunshot wound | |
146 | -Anytime the Major's outfit makes her look less attractive. | |
147 | -Tachikomas say something cute | |
148 | -Togusa makes a comment about being pretty un-cyborg, or someone comments on his lack of cyborg | |
149 | -A philosophical discussion happens | |
150 | -The Laughing Man logo appears. | |
151 | ||
152 | IGPX | |
153 | -The cat talks | |
154 | - | Cowboy Bebop |
154 | + | |
155 | - | -The three old guys show up |
155 | + | |
156 | - | -Faye gets herself in trouble |
156 | + | |
157 | - | -Someone pulls a gun |
157 | + | |
158 | - | -Tank! finishes playing |
158 | + | |
159 | - | -Spike mentions hating either kids or pets. |
159 | + | |
160 | - | -Any character says bounty. |
160 | + | |
161 | - | -Spike does something borderline awesome/badass |
161 | + | |
162 | - | -You d'aaw at Ed |
162 | + | |
163 | - | -Faye gets herself into trouble |
163 | + | |
164 | - | -"See You Space Cowboy" shows up |
164 | + | |
165 | -Miroku molests someone with his hand | |
166 | -Sango or Kagome straighten out his shit | |
167 | -That flea guy is found sucking on someone's blood, double if it's Inuyasha | |
168 | -Koga of the beta tribe hits on Kagome and ignores Inuyasha | |
169 | -Sango talks about her little brother | |
170 | -Kaguya says she is the wind | |
171 | -Kaede uses Ye olde speak despite being fucking Japanes, not Medival English | |
172 | -Miasma fog appears | |
173 | -A horde of demons appears with the exact same reused animation | |
174 | -Miroku unwraps his hand, sees a bee, and wraps it back up | |
175 | -Shippou is useless | |
176 | -Poison Wasps | |
177 | -Naraku gets away or just as plans the gang | |
178 | -"Sit boy!" |