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| 1 | - | Name: Royal Cigar |
| 1 | + | Name: Chucklehooves the Clown |
| 2 | - | Gender: Female |
| 2 | + | Gender: Male |
| 3 | - | Race: Unicorn |
| 3 | + | Race: Earth Pony |
| 4 | Hits: 6/6 | |
| 5 | - | Hits: 5/5 |
| 5 | + | Class: Deathsinger [Bard/Necromancer] |
| 6 | - | Class: Lordblade [Paladin/Rogue] |
| 6 | + | CM: Sad Clown Face (+2 Despair) |
| 7 | - | CM: Royal family crest (-1 crit range for melee attacks) |
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| 8 | Skills: | |
| 9 | -Tough: passive; Earth ponies take 1 additional hit before becoming helpless as well as 1 extra wound once they become helpless, for a total of 6 hits and 6 wounds without other modifiers. They can also lift, carry and move heavier objects than unicorns or pegasi. | |
| 10 | - | -Unicorn Catalyst: passive; a unicorn’s horn counts as a catalyst for spellcasting. |
| 10 | + | -Despair: once per combat or conversation; using suggestion and dark intonations, you weaken the target’s resolve. The effects of rolling failures against this target are greatly reduced. Sure to leave anyone in a bad mood. |
| 11 | - | -Unicorn Telekinesis: spell; manipulate objects through sheer force of will. Complex tasks and heavier objects may require more focus. |
| 11 | + | -Cheap Shot: recharge 1, weapon; outside of combat, this skill is automatic and renders the target helpless. In combat, 9+ renders the target helpless. |
| 12 | - | -Brotherhood: summons a temporary assassin to fight alongside you until combat ends. This minion can be any class, has 5 points worth of skills, and has basic gear. Unaffected by Pet Mastery. |
| 12 | + | -Con Artist: on success, whatever you say, no one thinks you are trying to deceive them. Characters with evidence or knowledge contrary to your claim may still readily disprove you. Outlandish or ridiculous statements can still get you in trouble. Can also forge documents. |
| 13 | - | -Rupture: weapon, recharge 1; on crit, deals a wound of damage to the target instead of removing hits. Targets that would have been rendered helpless by the blow are still rendered helpless as well. |
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| 14 | - | -Blast: weapon, recharge 1; your weapon lands with explosive force. This attack autocrits a specific type of foe, selected when the skill is learned. Hits all nearby targets on a crit.(vs. Undead) |
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| 15 | - | -Retaliate: Spell, Recharge 3 after effect triggers; After three turns, you deal out damage for every hit you lost during those three turns. Going Helpless before the end of the three turns causes the effect to release. Critfails don’t count toward the charge of this spell. |
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| 16 | Kitchen Knife | |
| 17 | Water sprayer. | |
| 18 | Cannon | |
| 19 | - | Cavalry sword |
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| 20 | - | Walther PPK(silver bullets) |
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| 21 | Clown Hat | |
| 22 | Blue Wig | |
| 23 | - | Olive green suit with blue ascot |
| 23 | + | Clown Makeup |
| 24 | - | Silver cross necklace |
| 24 | + | Red rubber nose |
| 25 | - | Box of silver bullets |
| 25 | + | Clown Horseshoes |
| 26 | - | Eyeglasses |
| 26 | + | Clown Horn |
| 27 | - | Box of cigars |
| 27 | + | Pack of Cigarettes |
| 28 | - | Wooden stake |
| 28 | + | |
| 29 | Bottle of Hard Cider | |
| 30 | Medication | |
| 31 | Note from Therapist | |
| 32 | - | Brotherhood Summon |
| 32 | + | Divorce Papers |
| 33 | ||
| 34 | - | Name: Azrael |
| 34 | + | Traits: |
| 35 | - | Gender: Male |
| 35 | + | Gray disheveled, unshaven Earth pony with clown makeup, a red nose, and a wig. Carrying a half empty bottle of hard cider. |
| 36 | - | Race: Pegasus Vampire |
| 36 | + | |
| 37 | Backstory: | |
| 38 | - | Hits: 5/5 |
| 38 | + | You wanna know what's funny? When you spend your whole life pursuing your dream...only to have your wife leave you, take the kids, the house, the dog, the car. She TOOK MY CLOWN CAR! For SOME PRENCH MIME! Ohhh....and you wanna know what's REALLLY HILARIOUS?! Now you got the divorce settlement and child support...so you can't afford to finish Clown School. Your stuck doing two-bit birthday parties just to keep food on your table and the settlement payments up. Oh-Oh! And THIS'LL make you chuckle! Those Birthday parties?...Well yeah those are gone. One day you show up to one after having one two many apple ciders if you know what I mean. And suddenly you got parents yelling at you for being drunk, doing lewd puppets shows, and having a dramatic breakdown in front of their kids. And now they got their kids asking. "Mommy? What's a dumb stuck up selfish cunt?" OH IT'S ONLY THE NIGHTMARE SHE-DEVIL WITCH THAT HAUNTS ME WITH ALIMONY PAYMENTS AND A CUSTODY BATTLE OVER MY FUCKING KIDS!!!!!............ |
| 39 | - | Class: Lifebinder |
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| 40 | - | Talent: (do brotherhood summons get these?) |
| 40 | + | ........*sob*.........I'm hopeless.......everypony left me....... *sob*....... I'm a shitty clown........no one will ever- OH WHAT?.....YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? A BUCKET OF LAUGHS HUH?! I'LL SHOW YOU FUNNY COME HERE YOU FUCKIN- |
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| 42 | *sounds of glass breaking* |
