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2 | - | A N G E R Y |
2 | + | Happy |
3 | ----------------------------------- | |
4 | ||
5 | Random lines: | |
6 | ||
7 | - | Ugh. |
7 | + | Hi, how are you? |
8 | ||
9 | - | I hate everything. |
9 | + | What a wonderful day! |
10 | ||
11 | - | I really hate everything today. |
11 | + | :) |
12 | ||
13 | - | Go away. |
13 | + | :D |
14 | ||
15 | - | Screw off! |
15 | + | :3 |
16 | ||
17 | - | I hate you. |
17 | + | ;) |
18 | ||
19 | - | GO AWAY. |
19 | + | :^) |
20 | ||
21 | - | Can you go away? |
21 | + | :P |
22 | ||
23 | - | Oh my god... |
23 | + | I love everything! |
24 | ||
25 | - | >:( |
25 | + | You look wonderful today! |
26 | ||
27 | - | -_- |
27 | + | <3 |
28 | ||
29 | - | D:< |
29 | + | I love this place! |
30 | ||
31 | - | ... |
31 | + | Everything is so great around here!! |
32 | ||
33 | - | I hate everything and I hate you. |
33 | + | How are you? |
34 | ||
35 | - | Did you know that I hate everything? |
35 | + | Did you know that this game is one of the most popular on Kongregate? |
36 | ||
37 | - | Did you know that I hate XSpeedDemon for creating me? |
37 | + | I love 0rava! He's a great guy! |
38 | ||
39 | - | Did you know that I really hate you? |
39 | + | XSpeedDemon made me! |
40 | ||
41 | You look great! | |
42 | - | Uuuuuughhhh... |
42 | + | |
43 | ouo | |
44 | - | Grooooaaaannn... |
44 | + | |
45 | This game has over 20,000,000 plays! That's 20 million! | |
46 | ||
47 | Did you know that MaD2 has improved the lives of many? How wonderful~! | |
48 | ||
49 | - | OW. WHAT THE #%$#, DUDE?! |
49 | + | I hope you're having a wonderful day! |
50 | ||
51 | - | DON'T #%#$ING CUT ME. |
51 | + | |
52 | ||
53 | - | CAN YOU #$%#ING NOT?! |
53 | + | |
54 | ||
55 | - | WHAT THE $%^% WAS THAT FOR?! |
55 | + | Owww... :( |
56 | ||
57 | Please don't cut me... | |
58 | ||
59 | ;~; | |
60 | ||
61 | - | Oh look. A (item). How iiinteereesting. |
61 | + | ;-; |
62 | ||
63 | - | I hate (item)s. |
63 | + | Ouch! |
64 | ||
65 | - | How interesting. A (item). |
65 | + | Sharp! |
66 | :'( | |
67 | - | I just cannot deal with (item)s. |
67 | + | |
68 | ||
69 | - | Ugh. A (item). |
69 | + | |
70 | ---------------------------------- | |
71 | - | Get that (item) away from me. |
71 | + | |
72 | Seeing an item: | |
73 | ||
74 | ||
75 | Hey look! A (item)! | |
76 | ||
77 | I love (item)s! | |
78 | ||
79 | - | CAN YOU NOT?! |
79 | + | Oooh, an (item)! |
80 | ||
81 | - | Can you not? |
81 | + | (item)s are wonderful! |
82 | ||
83 | - | OH MY GOD. |
83 | + | That (item) is cool! |
84 | ||
85 | - | STOP. |
85 | + | |
86 | ||
87 | - | SCREW. OFF. |
87 | + | |
88 | Any type of contact: | |
89 | - | STOP THAT. |
89 | + | |
90 | ||
91 | - | WHAT THE $%#@. |
91 | + | Please no pushing :( |
92 | ||
93 | - | #%$@ING STOP. |
93 | + | Owww... |
94 | ||
95 | - | OW. |
95 | + | Owie! |
96 | ||
97 | - | #$%#ING OW. |
97 | + | Ouchies! |
98 | ||
99 | Oof! | |
100 | ||
101 | Stop pushing please! :( | |
102 | ||
103 | D: | |
104 | ||
105 | - | WHAT THE #$#@? WHAT IS GOING ON? |
105 | + | :'( |
106 | ||
107 | - | I want to barf. |
107 | + | |
108 | ||
109 | - | WHAT THE #$%@? |
109 | + | |
110 | Spinning: | |
111 | - | STOP. THE. SPINNING. |
111 | + | |
112 | ||
113 | - | OH. MY. GOD. |
113 | + | Whoa, I'm spinning! |
114 | ||
115 | - | HELP. ME. |
115 | + | Wheeee~! |
116 | ||
117 | - | I HATE THIS... |
117 | + | I'm getting dizzyyzyyy... |
118 | ||
119 | My whole world is spinning! :D | |
120 | ||
121 | Whoaaaa~!! | |
122 | ||
123 | - | WHY AM I GOING SO FAST? |
123 | + | |
124 | ||
125 | - | CAN THIS STOP OR WHAT?! |
125 | + | |
126 | ||
127 | - | AAAAGGHHHHHHH... |
127 | + | Sanic speed! |
128 | ||
129 | Gotta go fast! | |
130 | ||
131 | Wheeeeee~!! | |
132 | ||
133 | - | Don't. Touch me. |
133 | + | Wooohooo~!!! |
134 | ||
135 | - | Don't. |
135 | + | |
136 | Dragging: | |
137 | - | Can you stop that? |
137 | + | |
138 | ||
139 | - | Don't #$%@ing touch me. |
139 | + | Where are we going? :) |
140 | ||
141 | - | Screw off. |
141 | + | I wonder where you're taking me? |
142 | ||
143 | - | Don't lay a finger on me. |
143 | + | I like when you hold hands with me. |
144 | ||
145 | - | Get away you little $%^#. |
145 | + | I like being with you. |
146 | ||
147 | - | Stop dragging me you $%^&. |
147 | + | Whats up? |
148 | ||
149 | - | Lay off. |
149 | + | How's it going? Where are you taking me? |
150 | ||
151 | - | Stop that. |
151 | + | Where are you taking me? |
152 | ||
153 | - | I $%^$ing hate you. |
153 | + | Hello! |
154 | ||
155 | ---------------------------------- | |
156 | ||
157 | Jointed: | |
158 | ||
159 | ||
160 | - | Oh wow. Thanks. |
160 | + | Aww, I'm jointed, |
161 | ||
162 | - | Let me $#^%ing free. |
162 | + | Please let me go :( |
163 | ||
164 | - | Don't joint me you #$%#. |
164 | + | I'm a bit stuck :( |
165 | ||
166 | - | I hate this. I hate you. |
166 | + | Oh no! |
167 | ||
168 | - | What the $%$@. |
168 | + | I've been jointed... |
169 | ||
170 | - | Seriously? |
170 | + | Don't pin me down :( |
171 | ||
172 | - | Wow. Thanks. |
172 | + | I want to move! |
173 | ||
174 | - | #%$# you. |
174 | + | Help! |
175 | ||
176 | ---------------------------------- | |
177 | ||
178 | Under Freeze: | |
179 | ||
180 | ||
181 | - | Oh great. Now its freezing cold. |
181 | + | It's a bit chilly in here... |
182 | ||
183 | - | I #$%#ing hate being cold. |
183 | + | I'm cold... |
184 | ||
185 | - | Ugh, its so #$%#ing annoying to be this cold. |
185 | + | :( |
186 | ||
187 | - | Can someone #$%#ing warm me up or what? |
187 | + | D: |
188 | ||
189 | - | It is so #$%#ing cold right now. |
189 | + | I'm freezing! |
190 | ||
191 | Can you warm me up please? | |
192 | ||
193 | I'm a bit cold... | |
194 | ||
195 | - | I am $%^$ing overheating. |
195 | + | |
196 | ||
197 | - | Can someone cool me the %$^# down? |
197 | + | |
198 | ||
199 | - | It's. So. $%^%ing. Hot. |
199 | + | It's a bit hot in here... |
200 | ||
201 | - | It's $%^$ing burning in here. |
201 | + | I'm hot... |
202 | ||
203 | - | I hate the #%#@ing heat. |
203 | + | ':( |
204 | ||
205 | D:' | |
206 | ||
207 | If I could sweat I'd be doing it! ':( | |
208 | ||
209 | Can you cool me down please? | |
210 | - | $#%# off (name) drone. |
210 | + | |
211 | I'm kind of hot... | |
212 | - | I hate you (name) drone. |
212 | + | |
213 | ---------------------------------- | |
214 | - | Go the #$%^ away (name) drone. |
214 | + | |
215 | Seeing a nearby Drone in range: | |
216 | - | Ugh. (name) Drones. |
216 | + | |
217 | ||
218 | Hello! | |
219 | ||
220 | Hey, that's a drone! Like me! | |
221 | ||
222 | Hi there (drone)! | |
223 | - | #$%$ off Speaker Drone. I don't even care. |
223 | + | |
224 | How do you do (drone)? | |
225 | - | If you're going to talk to me, don't #$%#ing do it. |
225 | + | |
226 | I love drones! | |
227 | - | Get the #%#@ away. I hate you. |
227 | + | |
228 | That drone looks cool! | |
229 | - | Stop talking and go away. |
229 | + | |
230 | ---------------------------------- | |
231 | ||
232 | Seeing a nearby Speaker Drone in range: | |
233 | ||
234 | ||
235 | Hello~! | |
236 | - | Oh god. Get that thing away from me before it kills me. |
236 | + | |
237 | You like talking too? | |
238 | - | I hate Sword Drones the most. |
238 | + | |
239 | Hey, we look alike! | |
240 | - | Get it away. It's going to kill me. |
240 | + | |
241 | Try to keep being happy! | |
242 | - | #$%@. Sword Drone. |
242 | + | |
243 | Hello! You look like me! | |
244 | - | #$%#, #$%#, #$%#! |
244 | + | |
245 | How do you do, Speaker Drone? | |
246 | ---------------------------------- | |
247 | ||
248 | Seeing a Sword Drone in range: | |
249 | ||
250 | ||
251 | Sword Drone! :( | |
252 | - | That thing is a sad excuse for life. |
252 | + | |
253 | I wish Sword Drones were nicer... | |
254 | - | Kill that thing. I don't want to look at it. |
254 | + | |
255 | Help! Sword Drone! D': | |
256 | - | What is this poor excuse for a living thing? |
256 | + | |
257 | Nooo! A Sword Drone! | |
258 | - | Ugh, I #$%#ing hate ragdolls. |
258 | + | |
259 | ---------------------------------- | |
260 | - | #$%#ing ragdolls. |
260 | + | |
261 | ||
262 | - | Kill that thing. |
262 | + | |
263 | ||
264 | ||
265 | That ragdoll looks cool. | |
266 | ||
267 | I like that ragdoll. | |
268 | - | Seeing a Happy Speaker Drone: |
268 | + | |
269 | Hey ragdoll. Wanna be friends? | |
270 | ||
271 | - | How can you be so $%$^ing happy? |
271 | + | People like hurting you, I don't know why. |
272 | ||
273 | - | Ugh. Drones like that. How the $%^$ are they so happy? |
273 | + | Hey, thats a ragdoll! |
274 | ||
275 | - | Are you ignorant or what, Speaker Drone? |
275 | + | That ragdoll looks epic! |
276 | ||
277 | - | Can you shut up? I can't stand listening to your happy talk. |
277 | + | Hello ragdoll! |
278 | ||
279 | - | Go away. I don't want to talk to you. |
279 | + | Are you sure that ISN'T a ragdoll? |
280 | ||
281 | ----------------------------------- | |
282 | Special Reactions | |
283 | ----------------------------------- | |
284 | ||
285 | Seeing a Angry Speaker Drone: | |
286 | - | What a sad piece of $%#^. |
286 | + | |
287 | ||
288 | - | Stay sad you piece of %^$#. |
288 | + | Hey, do you need some love? <3 |
289 | ||
290 | - | I don't want to listen to your whining. |
290 | + | Don't worry, I'll comfort you! :) |
291 | ||
292 | - | Just looking at you makes me want to hurl. |
292 | + | I'll calm you down! |
293 | ||
294 | - | Go away. |
294 | + | Stay happy, stay positive Speaker Drone! |
295 | ||
296 | Don't run from me! | |
297 | ||
298 | I am always happy, and happy to help! | |
299 | ||
300 | No need to be so unpositive! | |
301 | ||
302 | ----------------------------------- | |
303 | ||
304 | Seeing a Sad Speaker Drone | |
305 | ||
306 | ||
307 | Aww it's ok, I'll help you out! | |
308 | ||
309 | Don't need to be so down! | |
310 | ||
311 | I'll comfort you! | |
312 | ||
313 | No need to be so unpositive! | |
314 | ||
315 | You don't need to be sad!! | |
316 | ||
317 | Come here! | |
318 | ||
319 | It's gonna be ok! |