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| 1 | // ==UserScript== | |
| 2 | // | |
| 3 | // @namespace Schlimazel | |
| 4 | // | |
| 5 | // @include http://*.tumblr.com/* | |
| 6 | // | |
| 7 | // @description A userscript that is literally Hitler | |
| 8 | // | |
| 9 | // ==/UserScript== | |
| 10 | ||
| 11 | (function() {
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| 12 | ||
| 13 | if (window.self !== window.top) {
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| 14 | console.log ("iframe window");
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| 15 | } else {
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| 16 | ||
| 17 | function textNodesUnder(el){
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| 18 | var n, a=[], walk=document.createTreeWalker(el,NodeFilter.SHOW_TEXT,null,false); | |
| 19 | while(n=walk.nextNode()) a.push(n); | |
| 20 | return a; | |
| 21 | } | |
| 22 | ||
| 23 | window.addEventListener("load", function(e) {
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| 24 | ||
| 25 | // for when it'll suffice to replace for "Jew", no second element | |
| 26 | // [/regexp/mgi, ] | |
| 27 | // otherwise the second element is the replacement word. | |
| 28 | // [/regexp/mgi. "replacement"] | |
| 29 | var meinList = [ | |
| 30 | [/(straight |white |cishet |cis |privileged )+(man|male|boy)/mgi,], | |
| 31 | [/cishet( white| male| man)*/mgi,], | |
| 32 | [/cishet( scum| men)/mgi, "Jews"], | |
| 33 | [/(straight |cis |cishet |white )+(men|males|people)/mgi, "Jews"], | |
| 34 | [/straightpeople/mgi, "Jews"], | |
| 35 | [/straight (and|or) white/mgi, "Jewish"], | |
| 36 | [/cis het/mgi, ], | |
| 37 | [/\bhets\b/mgi, "Jews"], | |
| 38 | [/\bmale\b/mgi, "Jew"], | |
| 39 | [/\bmen\b/mgi, "Jews"], | |
| 40 | [/mayo/mgi,], | |
| 41 | [/\bmen[’`']s/mgi, " Jews'"], | |
| 42 | [/truscum/mgi, "schwoogies"], | |
| 43 | [/cracker/mgi,], | |
| 44 | [/rapist/mgi,], | |
| 45 | [/\bcis\b/mgi, "Jewish"], | |
| 46 | [/whites/mgi, "Jews"], | |
| 47 | [/white\s*(men|people)/mgi, "Jews"], | |
| 48 | [/patriarchy/mgi, "Sionism"], | |
| 49 | [/sexuality/mgi, "ethnicity"], | |
| 50 | [/gender/mgi, "race"], | |
| 51 | [/sexualities/mgi, "ethnicities"], | |
| 52 | [/misogynist/mgi, "Sionist"], | |
| 53 | [/white supremacy/mgi, "Sionism"], | |
| 54 | [/rape\s?culture/mgi, "Judaism"], | |
| 55 | [/(heteronormativity|masculinity|machism)/mgi, "Judaism"], | |
| 56 | [/rape joke/mgi, "Jewish smirk"], | |
| 57 | [/rape/mgi,], | |
| 58 | [/triggering/mgi, "Jewish"], | |
| 59 | [/trigger/mgi, ], | |
| 60 | [/women/mgi, "Aryans" ], | |
| 61 | [/woman/mgi, "Aryan" ], | |
| 62 | [/reverse racism/mgi, "antisemitism"], | |
| 63 | [/anita sarkeesian/mgi, "Führer"], | |
| 64 | [/feminism/mgi, "nazism"], | |
| 65 | [/(radfem|terf)/mgi, "NSDAP"], | |
| 66 | [/\bwelcome\b/mgi, " Heil"], | |
| 67 | [/sisters/mgi, "Parteimitglieder"], | |
| 68 | [/sister/mgi, "Parteigenosse"], | |
| 69 | [/multiple system/mgi, "Obersturmbannführer"], | |
| 70 | [/headmate/mgi, "Totenkopf"] | |
| 71 | ]; | |
| 72 | ||
| 73 | for (var z = 0; z < meinList.length; z++) {
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| 74 | if (typeof meinList[z][1] == 'undefined') {
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| 75 | meinList[z][1] = "Jew"; | |
| 76 | } | |
| 77 | } | |
| 78 | ||
| 79 | for (var z = 0; z < meinList.length; z++) {
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| 80 | console.log (meinList[z][0], meinList[z][1]); | |
| 81 | } | |
| 82 | ||
| 83 | var fixed = 0; | |
| 84 | var text_nodes = textNodesUnder(document); | |
| 85 | ||
| 86 | for(var i = 0; i < text_nodes.length; i++) {
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| 87 | ||
| 88 | var text = text_nodes[i].nodeValue; | |
| 89 | if (text.match(/^\s*$/)) {
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| 90 | continue; | |
| 91 | } | |
| 92 | for (var rx = 0; rx < meinList.length; rx++) {
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| 93 | if (text.match(meinList[rx][0])) {
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| 94 | text = text.replace(meinList[rx][0], meinList[rx][1]); | |
| 95 | fixed = fixed + 1; | |
| 96 | } | |
| 97 | } | |
| 98 | text_nodes[i].nodeValue = text; | |
| 99 | ||
| 100 | } | |
| 101 | ||
| 102 | if (fixed) {
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| 103 | window.status = "This schlimazel got " + fixed + " shekels kekled!" | |
| 104 | } | |
| 105 | ||
| 106 | }, false); | |
| 107 | } | |
| 108 | ||
| 109 | })(); |
