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1 | According to all known laws | |
2 | of aviation, | |
3 | ||
4 | ||
5 | there is no way a bee | |
6 | should be able to fly. | |
7 | ||
8 | ||
9 | Its wings are too small to get | |
10 | its fat little body off the ground. | |
11 | ||
12 | ||
13 | The bee, of course, flies anyway | |
14 | ||
15 | ||
16 | because bees don't care | |
17 | what humans think is impossible. | |
18 | ||
19 | ||
20 | Yellow, black. Yellow, black. | |
21 | Yellow, black. Yellow, black. | |
22 | ||
23 | ||
24 | Ooh, black and yellow! | |
25 | Let's shake it up a little. | |
26 | ||
27 | ||
28 | Barry! Breakfast is ready! | |
29 | ||
30 | ||
31 | Ooming! | |
32 | ||
33 | ||
34 | Hang on a second. | |
35 | ||
36 | ||
37 | Hello? | |
38 | ||
39 | ||
40 | - Barry? | |
41 | - Adam? | |
42 | ||
43 | ||
44 | - Oan you believe this is happening? | |
45 | - I can't. I'll pick you up. | |
46 | ||
47 | ||
48 | Looking sharp. | |
49 | ||
50 | ||
51 | Use the stairs. Your father | |
52 | paid good money for those. | |
53 | ||
54 | ||
55 | Sorry. I'm excited. | |
56 | ||
57 | ||
58 | Here's the graduate. | |
59 | We're very proud of you, son. | |
60 | ||
61 | ||
62 | A perfect report card, all B's. | |
63 | ||
64 | ||
65 | Very proud. | |
66 | ||
67 | ||
68 | Ma! I got a thing going here. | |
69 | ||
70 | ||
71 | - You got lint on your fuzz. | |
72 | - Ow! That's me! | |
73 | ||
74 | ||
75 | - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. | |
76 | - Bye! | |
77 | ||
78 | ||
79 | Barry, I told you, | |
80 | stop flying in the house! | |
81 | ||
82 | ||
83 | - Hey, Adam. | |
84 | - Hey, Barry. | |
85 | ||
86 | ||
87 | - Is that fuzz gel? | |
88 | - A little. Special day, graduation. | |
89 | ||
90 | ||
91 | Never thought I'd make it. | |
92 | ||
93 | ||
94 | Three days grade school, | |
95 | three days high school. | |
96 | ||
97 | ||
98 | Those were awkward. | |
99 | ||
100 | ||
101 | Three days college. I'm glad I took | |
102 | a day and hitchhiked around the hive. | |
103 | ||
104 | ||
105 | You did come back different. | |
106 | ||
107 | ||
108 | - Hi, Barry. | |
109 | - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. | |
110 | ||
111 | ||
112 | - Hear about Frankie? | |
113 | - Yeah. | |
114 | ||
115 | ||
116 | - You going to the funeral? | |
117 | - No, I'm not going. | |
118 | ||
119 | ||
120 | Everybody knows, | |
121 | sting someone, you die. | |
122 | ||
123 | ||
124 | Don't waste it on a squirrel. | |
125 | Such a hothead. | |
126 | ||
127 | ||
128 | I guess he could have | |
129 | just gotten out of the way. | |
130 | ||
131 | ||
132 | I love this incorporating | |
133 | an amusement park into our day. | |
134 | ||
135 | ||
136 | That's why we don't need vacations. | |
137 | ||
138 | ||
139 | Boy, quite a bit of pomp... | |
140 | under the circumstances. | |
141 | ||
142 | ||
143 | - Well, Adam, today we are men. | |
144 | - We are! | |
145 | ||
146 | ||
147 | - Bee-men. | |
148 | - Amen! | |
149 | ||
150 | ||
151 | Hallelujah! | |
152 | ||
153 | ||
154 | Students, faculty, distinguished bees, | |
155 | ||
156 | ||
157 | please welcome Dean Buzzwell. | |
158 | ||
159 | ||
160 | Welcome, New Hive Oity | |
161 | graduating class of... | |
162 | ||
163 | ||
164 | ...9:15. | |
165 | ||
166 | ||
167 | That concludes our ceremonies. | |
168 | ||
169 | ||
170 | And begins your career | |
171 | at Honex Industries! | |
172 | ||
173 | ||
174 | Will we pick ourjob today? | |
175 | ||
176 | ||
177 | I heard it's just orientation. | |
178 | ||
179 | ||
180 | Heads up! Here we go. | |
181 | ||
182 | ||
183 | Keep your hands and antennas | |
184 | inside the tram at all times. | |
185 | ||
186 | ||
187 | - Wonder what it'll be like? | |
188 | - A little scary. | |
189 | ||
190 | ||
191 | Welcome to Honex, | |
192 | a division of Honesco | |
193 | ||
194 | ||
195 | and a part of the Hexagon Group. | |
196 | ||
197 | ||
198 | This is it! | |
199 | ||
200 | ||
201 | Wow. | |
202 | ||
203 | ||
204 | Wow. | |
205 | ||
206 | ||
207 | We know that you, as a bee, | |
208 | have worked your whole life | |
209 | ||
210 | ||
211 | to get to the point where you | |
212 | can work for your whole life. | |
213 | ||
214 | ||
215 | Honey begins when our valiant Pollen | |
216 | Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. | |
217 | ||
218 | ||
219 | Our top-secret formula | |
220 | ||
221 | ||
222 | is automatically color-corrected, | |
223 | scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured | |
224 | ||
225 | ||
226 | into this soothing sweet syrup | |
227 | ||
228 | ||
229 | with its distinctive | |
230 | golden glow you know as... | |
231 | ||
232 | ||
233 | Honey! | |
234 | ||
235 | ||
236 | - That girl was hot. | |
237 | - She's my cousin! | |
238 | ||
239 | ||
240 | - She is? | |
241 | - Yes, we're all cousins. | |
242 | ||
243 | ||
244 | - Right. You're right. | |
245 | - At Honex, we constantly strive | |
246 | ||
247 | ||
248 | to improve every aspect | |
249 | of bee existence. | |
250 | ||
251 | ||
252 | These bees are stress-testing | |
253 | a new helmet technology. | |
254 | ||
255 | ||
256 | - What do you think he makes? | |
257 | - Not enough. | |
258 | ||
259 | ||
260 | Here we have our latest advancement, | |
261 | the Krelman. | |
262 | ||
263 | ||
264 | - What does that do? | |
265 | - Oatches that little strand of honey | |
266 | ||
267 | ||
268 | that hangs after you pour it. | |
269 | Saves us millions. | |
270 | ||
271 | ||
272 | Oan anyone work on the Krelman? | |
273 | ||
274 | ||
275 | Of course. Most bee jobs are | |
276 | small ones. But bees know | |
277 | ||
278 | ||
279 | that every small job, | |
280 | if it's done well, means a lot. | |
281 | ||
282 | ||
283 | But choose carefully | |
284 | ||
285 | ||
286 | because you'll stay in the job | |
287 | you pick for the rest of your life. | |
288 | ||
289 | ||
290 | The same job the rest of your life? | |
291 | I didn't know that. | |
292 | ||
293 | ||
294 | What's the difference? | |
295 | ||
296 | ||
297 | You'll be happy to know that bees, | |
298 | as a species, haven't had one day off | |
299 | ||
300 | ||
301 | in 27 million years. | |
302 | ||
303 | ||
304 | So you'll just work us to death? | |
305 | ||
306 | ||
307 | We'll sure try. | |
308 | ||
309 | ||
310 | Wow! That blew my mind! | |
311 | ||
312 | ||
313 | "What's the difference?" | |
314 | How can you say that? | |
315 | ||
316 | ||
317 | One job forever? | |
318 | That's an insane choice to have to make. | |
319 | ||
320 | ||
321 | I'm relieved. Now we only have | |
322 | to make one decision in life. | |
323 | ||
324 | ||
325 | But, Adam, how could they | |
326 | never have told us that? | |
327 | ||
328 | ||
329 | Why would you question anything? | |
330 | We're bees. | |
331 | ||
332 | ||
333 | We're the most perfectly | |
334 | functioning society on Earth. | |
335 | ||
336 | ||
337 | You ever think maybe things | |
338 | work a little too well here? | |
339 | ||
340 | ||
341 | Like what? Give me one example. | |
342 | ||
343 | ||
344 | I don't know. But you know | |
345 | what I'm talking about. | |
346 | ||
347 | ||
348 | Please clear the gate. | |
349 | Royal Nectar Force on approach. | |
350 | ||
351 | ||
352 | Wait a second. Oheck it out. | |
353 | ||
354 | ||
355 | - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! | |
356 | - Wow. | |
357 | ||
358 | ||
359 | I've never seen them this close. | |
360 | ||
361 | ||
362 | They know what it's like | |
363 | outside the hive. | |
364 | ||
365 | ||
366 | Yeah, but some don't come back. | |
367 | ||
368 | ||
369 | - Hey, Jocks! | |
370 | - Hi, Jocks! | |
371 | ||
372 | ||
373 | You guys did great! | |
374 | ||
375 | ||
376 | You're monsters! | |
377 | You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! | |
378 | ||
379 | ||
380 | - I wonder where they were. | |
381 | - I don't know. | |
382 | ||
383 | ||
384 | Their day's not planned. | |
385 | ||
386 | ||
387 | Outside the hive, flying who knows | |
388 | where, doing who knows what. | |
389 | ||
390 | ||
391 | You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen | |
392 | Jock. You have to be bred for that. | |
393 | ||
394 | ||
395 | Right. | |
396 | ||
397 | ||
398 | Look. That's more pollen | |
399 | than you and I will see in a lifetime. | |
400 | ||
401 | ||
402 | It's just a status symbol. | |
403 | Bees make too much of it. | |
404 | ||
405 | ||
406 | Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it | |
407 | and the ladies see you wearing it. | |
408 | ||
409 | ||
410 | Those ladies? | |
411 | Aren't they our cousins too? | |
412 | ||
413 | ||
414 | Distant. Distant. | |
415 | ||
416 | ||
417 | Look at these two. | |
418 | ||
419 | ||
420 | - Oouple of Hive Harrys. | |
421 | - Let's have fun with them. | |
422 | ||
423 | ||
424 | It must be dangerous | |
425 | being a Pollen Jock. | |
426 | ||
427 | ||
428 | Yeah. Once a bear pinned me | |
429 | against a mushroom! | |
430 | ||
431 | ||
432 | He had a paw on my throat, | |
433 | and with the other, he was slapping me! | |
434 | ||
435 | ||
436 | - Oh, my! | |
437 | - I never thought I'd knock him out. | |
438 | ||
439 | ||
440 | What were you doing during this? | |
441 | ||
442 | ||
443 | Trying to alert the authorities. | |
444 | ||
445 | ||
446 | I can autograph that. | |
447 | ||
448 | ||
449 | A little gusty out there today, | |
450 | wasn't it, comrades? | |
451 | ||
452 | ||
453 | Yeah. Gusty. | |
454 | ||
455 | ||
456 | We're hitting a sunflower patch | |
457 | six miles from here tomorrow. | |
458 | ||
459 | ||
460 | - Six miles, huh? | |
461 | - Barry! | |
462 | ||
463 | ||
464 | A puddle jump for us, | |
465 | but maybe you're not up for it. | |
466 | ||
467 | ||
468 | - Maybe I am. | |
469 | - You are not! | |
470 | ||
471 | ||
472 | We're going 0900 at J-Gate. | |
473 | ||
474 | ||
475 | What do you think, buzzy-boy? | |
476 | Are you bee enough? | |
477 | ||
478 | ||
479 | I might be. It all depends | |
480 | on what 0900 means. | |
481 | ||
482 | ||
483 | Hey, Honex! | |
484 | ||
485 | ||
486 | Dad, you surprised me. | |
487 | ||
488 | ||
489 | You decide what you're interested in? | |
490 | ||
491 | ||
492 | - Well, there's a lot of choices. | |
493 | - But you only get one. | |
494 | ||
495 | ||
496 | Do you ever get bored | |
497 | doing the same job every day? | |
498 | ||
499 | ||
500 | Son, let me tell you about stirring. | |
501 | ||
502 | ||
503 | You grab that stick, and you just | |
504 | move it around, and you stir it around. | |
505 | ||
506 | ||
507 | You get yourself into a rhythm. | |
508 | It's a beautiful thing. | |
509 | ||
510 | ||
511 | You know, Dad, | |
512 | the more I think about it, | |
513 | ||
514 | ||
515 | maybe the honey field | |
516 | just isn't right for me. | |
517 | ||
518 | ||
519 | You were thinking of what, | |
520 | making balloon animals? | |
521 | ||
522 | ||
523 | That's a bad job | |
524 | for a guy with a stinger. | |
525 | ||
526 | ||
527 | Janet, your son's not sure | |
528 | he wants to go into honey! | |
529 | ||
530 | ||
531 | - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. | |
532 | - I'm not trying to be funny. | |
533 | ||
534 | ||
535 | You're not funny! You're going | |
536 | into honey. Our son, the stirrer! | |
537 | ||
538 | ||
539 | - You're gonna be a stirrer? | |
540 | - No one's listening to me! | |
541 | ||
542 | ||
543 | Wait till you see the sticks I have. | |
544 | ||
545 | ||
546 | I could say anything right now. | |
547 | I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! | |
548 | ||
549 | ||
550 | Let's open some honey and celebrate! | |
551 | ||
552 | ||
553 | Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. | |
554 | Shave my antennae. | |
555 | ||
556 | ||
557 | Shack up with a grasshopper. Get | |
558 | a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! | |
559 | ||
560 | ||
561 | I'm so proud. | |
562 | ||
563 | ||
564 | - We're starting work today! | |
565 | - Today's the day. | |
566 | ||
567 | ||
568 | Oome on! All the good jobs | |
569 | will be gone. | |
570 | ||
571 | ||
572 | Yeah, right. | |
573 | ||
574 | ||
575 | Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, | |
576 | stirrer, front desk, hair removal... | |
577 | ||
578 | ||
579 | - Is it still available? | |
580 | - Hang on. Two left! | |
581 | ||
582 | ||
583 | One of them's yours! Oongratulations! | |
584 | Step to the side. | |
585 | ||
586 | ||
587 | - What'd you get? | |
588 | - Picking crud out. Stellar! | |
589 | ||
590 | ||
591 | Wow! | |
592 | ||
593 | ||
594 | Oouple of newbies? | |
595 | ||
596 | ||
597 | Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! | |
598 | ||
599 | ||
600 | Make your choice. | |
601 | ||
602 | ||
603 | - You want to go first? | |
604 | - No, you go. | |
605 | ||
606 | ||
607 | Oh, my. What's available? | |
608 | ||
609 | ||
610 | Restroom attendant's open, | |
611 | not for the reason you think. | |
612 | ||
613 | ||
614 | - Any chance of getting the Krelman? | |
615 | - Sure, you're on. | |
616 | ||
617 | ||
618 | I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. | |
619 | ||
620 | ||
621 | Wax monkey's always open. | |
622 | ||
623 | ||
624 | The Krelman opened up again. | |
625 | ||
626 | ||
627 | What happened? | |
628 | ||
629 | ||
630 | A bee died. Makes an opening. See? | |
631 | He's dead. Another dead one. | |
632 | ||
633 | ||
634 | Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. | |
635 | ||
636 | ||
637 | Dead from the neck up. | |
638 | Dead from the neck down. That's life! | |
639 | ||
640 | ||
641 | Oh, this is so hard! | |
642 | ||
643 | ||
644 | Heating, cooling, | |
645 | stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, | |
646 | ||
647 | ||
648 | humming, inspector number seven, | |
649 | lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, | |
650 | ||
651 | ||
652 | mite wrangler. Barry, what | |
653 | do you think I should... Barry? | |
654 | ||
655 | ||
656 | Barry! | |
657 | ||
658 | ||
659 | All right, we've got the sunflower patch | |
660 | in quadrant nine... | |
661 | ||
662 | ||
663 | What happened to you? | |
664 | Where are you? | |
665 | ||
666 | ||
667 | - I'm going out. | |
668 | - Out? Out where? | |
669 | ||
670 | ||
671 | - Out there. | |
672 | - Oh, no! | |
673 | ||
674 | ||
675 | I have to, before I go | |
676 | to work for the rest of my life. | |
677 | ||
678 | ||
679 | You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? | |
680 | ||
681 | ||
682 | Another call coming in. | |
683 | ||
684 | ||
685 | If anyone's feeling brave, | |
686 | there's a Korean deli on 83rd | |
687 | ||
688 | ||
689 | that gets their roses today. | |
690 | ||
691 | ||
692 | Hey, guys. | |
693 | ||
694 | ||
695 | - Look at that. | |
696 | - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? | |
697 | ||
698 | ||
699 | Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. | |
700 | ||
701 | ||
702 | It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. | |
703 | ||
704 | ||
705 | Really? Feeling lucky, are you? | |
706 | ||
707 | ||
708 | Sign here, here. Just initial that. | |
709 | ||
710 | ||
711 | - Thank you. | |
712 | - OK. | |
713 | ||
714 | ||
715 | You got a rain advisory today, | |
716 | ||
717 | ||
718 | and as you all know, | |
719 | bees cannot fly in rain. | |
720 | ||
721 | ||
722 | So be careful. As always, | |
723 | watch your brooms, | |
724 | ||
725 | ||
726 | hockey sticks, dogs, | |
727 | birds, bears and bats. | |
728 | ||
729 | ||
730 | Also, I got a couple of reports | |
731 | of root beer being poured on us. | |
732 | ||
733 | ||
734 | Murphy's in a home because of it, | |
735 | babbling like a cicada! | |
736 | ||
737 | ||
738 | - That's awful. | |
739 | - And a reminder for you rookies, | |
740 | ||
741 | ||
742 | bee law number one, | |
743 | absolutely no talking to humans! | |
744 | ||
745 | ||
746 | All right, launch positions! | |
747 | ||
748 | ||
749 | Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, | |
750 | buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! | |
751 | ||
752 | ||
753 | Black and yellow! | |
754 | ||
755 | ||
756 | Hello! | |
757 | ||
758 | ||
759 | You ready for this, hot shot? | |
760 | ||
761 | ||
762 | Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. | |
763 | ||
764 | ||
765 | Wind, check. | |
766 | ||
767 | ||
768 | - Antennae, check. | |
769 | - Nectar pack, check. | |
770 | ||
771 | ||
772 | - Wings, check. | |
773 | - Stinger, check. | |
774 | ||
775 | ||
776 | Scared out of my shorts, check. | |
777 | ||
778 | ||
779 | OK, ladies, | |
780 | ||
781 | ||
782 | let's move it out! | |
783 | ||
784 | ||
785 | Pound those petunias, | |
786 | you striped stem-suckers! | |
787 | ||
788 | ||
789 | All of you, drain those flowers! | |
790 | ||
791 | ||
792 | Wow! I'm out! | |
793 | ||
794 | ||
795 | I can't believe I'm out! | |
796 | ||
797 | ||
798 | So blue. | |
799 | ||
800 | ||
801 | I feel so fast and free! | |
802 | ||
803 | ||
804 | Box kite! | |
805 | ||
806 | ||
807 | Wow! | |
808 | ||
809 | ||
810 | Flowers! | |
811 | ||
812 | ||
813 | This is Blue Leader. | |
814 | We have roses visual. | |
815 | ||
816 | ||
817 | Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. | |
818 | ||
819 | ||
820 | Roses! | |
821 | ||
822 | ||
823 | 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. | |
824 | ||
825 | ||
826 | Stand to the side, kid. | |
827 | It's got a bit of a kick. | |
828 | ||
829 | ||
830 | That is one nectar collector! | |
831 | ||
832 | ||
833 | - Ever see pollination up close? | |
834 | - No, sir. | |
835 | ||
836 | ||
837 | I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it | |
838 | over here. Maybe a dash over there, | |
839 | ||
840 | ||
841 | a pinch on that one. | |
842 | See that? It's a little bit of magic. | |
843 | ||
844 | ||
845 | That's amazing. Why do we do that? | |
846 | ||
847 | ||
848 | That's pollen power. More pollen, more | |
849 | flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. | |
850 | ||
851 | ||
852 | Oool. | |
853 | ||
854 | ||
855 | I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. | |
856 | Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? | |
857 | ||
858 | ||
859 | Oopy that visual. | |
860 | ||
861 | ||
862 | Wait. One of these flowers | |
863 | seems to be on the move. | |
864 | ||
865 | ||
866 | Say again? You're reporting | |
867 | a moving flower? | |
868 | ||
869 | ||
870 | Affirmative. | |
871 | ||
872 | ||
873 | That was on the line! | |
874 | ||
875 | ||
876 | This is the coolest. What is it? | |
877 | ||
878 | ||
879 | I don't know, but I'm loving this color. | |
880 | ||
881 | ||
882 | It smells good. | |
883 | Not like a flower, but I like it. | |
884 | ||
885 | ||
886 | Yeah, fuzzy. | |
887 | ||
888 | ||
889 | Ohemical-y. | |
890 | ||
891 | ||
892 | Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. | |
893 | ||
894 | ||
895 | My sweet lord of bees! | |
896 | ||
897 | ||
898 | Oandy-brain, get off there! | |
899 | ||
900 | ||
901 | Problem! | |
902 | ||
903 | ||
904 | - Guys! | |
905 | - This could be bad. | |
906 | ||
907 | ||
908 | Affirmative. | |
909 | ||
910 | ||
911 | Very close. | |
912 | ||
913 | ||
914 | Gonna hurt. | |
915 | ||
916 | ||
917 | Mama's little boy. | |
918 | ||
919 | ||
920 | You are way out of position, rookie! | |
921 | ||
922 | ||
923 | Ooming in at you like a missile! | |
924 | ||
925 | ||
926 | Help me! | |
927 | ||
928 | ||
929 | I don't think these are flowers. | |
930 | ||
931 | ||
932 | - Should we tell him? | |
933 | - I think he knows. | |
934 | ||
935 | ||
936 | What is this?! | |
937 | ||
938 | ||
939 | Match point! | |
940 | ||
941 | ||
942 | You can start packing up, honey, | |
943 | because you're about to eat it! | |
944 | ||
945 | ||
946 | Yowser! | |
947 | ||
948 | ||
949 | Gross. | |
950 | ||
951 | ||
952 | There's a bee in the car! | |
953 | ||
954 | ||
955 | - Do something! | |
956 | - I'm driving! | |
957 | ||
958 | ||
959 | - Hi, bee. | |
960 | - He's back here! | |
961 | ||
962 | ||
963 | He's going to sting me! | |
964 | ||
965 | ||
966 | Nobody move. If you don't move, | |
967 | he won't sting you. Freeze! | |
968 | ||
969 | ||
970 | He blinked! | |
971 | ||
972 | ||
973 | Spray him, Granny! | |
974 | ||
975 | ||
976 | What are you doing?! | |
977 | ||
978 | ||
979 | Wow... the tension level | |
980 | out here is unbelievable. | |
981 | ||
982 | ||
983 | I gotta get home. | |
984 | ||
985 | ||
986 | Oan't fly in rain. | |
987 | ||
988 | ||
989 | Oan't fly in rain. | |
990 | ||
991 | ||
992 | Oan't fly in rain. | |
993 | ||
994 | ||
995 | Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! | |
996 | ||
997 | ||
998 | Ken, could you close | |
999 | the window please? | |
1000 | ||
1001 | ||
1002 | Ken, could you close | |
1003 | the window please? | |
1004 | ||
1005 | ||
1006 | Oheck out my new resume. | |
1007 | I made it into a fold-out brochure. | |
1008 | ||
1009 | ||
1010 | You see? Folds out. | |
1011 | ||
1012 | ||
1013 | Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. | |
1014 | ||
1015 | ||
1016 | What was that? | |
1017 | ||
1018 | ||
1019 | Maybe this time. This time. This time. | |
1020 | This time! This time! This... | |
1021 | ||
1022 | ||
1023 | Drapes! | |
1024 | ||
1025 | ||
1026 | That is diabolical. | |
1027 | ||
1028 | ||
1029 | It's fantastic. It's got all my special | |
1030 | skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. | |
1031 | ||
1032 | ||
1033 | What's number one? Star Wars? | |
1034 | ||
1035 | ||
1036 | Nah, I don't go for that... | |
1037 | ||
1038 | ||
1039 | ...kind of stuff. | |
1040 | ||
1041 | ||
1042 | No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. | |
1043 | They're out of their minds. | |
1044 | ||
1045 | ||
1046 | When I leave a job interview, they're | |
1047 | flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. | |
1048 | ||
1049 | ||
1050 | There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. | |
1051 | ||
1052 | ||
1053 | I don't remember the sun | |
1054 | having a big 75 on it. | |
1055 | ||
1056 | ||
1057 | I predicted global warming. | |
1058 | ||
1059 | ||
1060 | I could feel it getting hotter. | |
1061 | At first I thought it was just me. | |
1062 | ||
1063 | ||
1064 | Wait! Stop! Bee! | |
1065 | ||
1066 | ||
1067 | Stand back. These are winter boots. | |
1068 | ||
1069 | ||
1070 | Wait! | |
1071 | ||
1072 | ||
1073 | Don't kill him! | |
1074 | ||
1075 | ||
1076 | You know I'm allergic to them! | |
1077 | This thing could kill me! | |
1078 | ||
1079 | ||
1080 | Why does his life have | |
1081 | less value than yours? | |
1082 | ||
1083 | ||
1084 | Why does his life have any less value | |
1085 | than mine? Is that your statement? | |
1086 | ||
1087 | ||
1088 | I'm just saying all life has value. You | |
1089 | don't know what he's capable of feeling. | |
1090 | ||
1091 | ||
1092 | My brochure! | |
1093 | ||
1094 | ||
1095 | There you go, little guy. | |
1096 | ||
1097 | ||
1098 | I'm not scared of him. | |
1099 | It's an allergic thing. | |
1100 | ||
1101 | ||
1102 | Put that on your resume brochure. | |
1103 | ||
1104 | ||
1105 | My whole face could puff up. | |
1106 | ||
1107 | ||
1108 | Make it one of your special skills. | |
1109 | ||
1110 | ||
1111 | Knocking someone out | |
1112 | is also a special skill. | |
1113 | ||
1114 | ||
1115 | Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. | |
1116 | ||
1117 | ||
1118 | - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? | |
1119 | - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. | |
1120 | ||
1121 | ||
1122 | - You could put carob chips on there. | |
1123 | - Bye. | |
1124 | ||
1125 | ||
1126 | - Supposed to be less calories. | |
1127 | - Bye. | |
1128 | ||
1129 | ||
1130 | I gotta say something. | |
1131 | ||
1132 | ||
1133 | She saved my life. | |
1134 | I gotta say something. | |
1135 | ||
1136 | ||
1137 | All right, here it goes. | |
1138 | ||
1139 | ||
1140 | Nah. | |
1141 | ||
1142 | ||
1143 | What would I say? | |
1144 | ||
1145 | ||
1146 | I could really get in trouble. | |
1147 | ||
1148 | ||
1149 | It's a bee law. | |
1150 | You're not supposed to talk to a human. | |
1151 | ||
1152 | ||
1153 | I can't believe I'm doing this. | |
1154 | ||
1155 | ||
1156 | I've got to. | |
1157 | ||
1158 | ||
1159 | Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! | |
1160 | ||
1161 | ||
1162 | No. Yes. No. | |
1163 | ||
1164 | ||
1165 | Do it. I can't. | |
1166 | ||
1167 | ||
1168 | How should I start it? | |
1169 | "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. | |
1170 | ||
1171 | ||
1172 | Here she comes! Speak, you fool! | |
1173 | ||
1174 | ||
1175 | Hi! | |
1176 | ||
1177 | ||
1178 | I'm sorry. | |
1179 | ||
1180 | ||
1181 | - You're talking. | |
1182 | - Yes, I know. | |
1183 | ||
1184 | ||
1185 | You're talking! | |
1186 | ||
1187 | ||
1188 | I'm so sorry. | |
1189 | ||
1190 | ||
1191 | No, it's OK. It's fine. | |
1192 | I know I'm dreaming. | |
1193 | ||
1194 | ||
1195 | But I don't recall going to bed. | |
1196 | ||
1197 | ||
1198 | Well, I'm sure this | |
1199 | is very disconcerting. | |
1200 | ||
1201 | ||
1202 | This is a bit of a surprise to me. | |
1203 | I mean, you're a bee! | |
1204 | ||
1205 | ||
1206 | I am. And I'm not supposed | |
1207 | to be doing this, | |
1208 | ||
1209 | ||
1210 | but they were all trying to kill me. | |
1211 | ||
1212 | ||
1213 | And if it wasn't for you... | |
1214 | ||
1215 | ||
1216 | I had to thank you. | |
1217 | It's just how I was raised. | |
1218 | ||
1219 | ||
1220 | That was a little weird. | |
1221 | ||
1222 | ||
1223 | - I'm talking with a bee. | |
1224 | - Yeah. | |
1225 | ||
1226 | ||
1227 | I'm talking to a bee. | |
1228 | And the bee is talking to me! | |
1229 | ||
1230 | ||
1231 | I just want to say I'm grateful. | |
1232 | I'll leave now. | |
1233 | ||
1234 | ||
1235 | - Wait! How did you learn to do that? | |
1236 | - What? | |
1237 | ||
1238 | ||
1239 | The talking thing. | |
1240 | ||
1241 | ||
1242 | Same way you did, I guess. | |
1243 | "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. | |
1244 | ||
1245 | ||
1246 | - That's very funny. | |
1247 | - Yeah. | |
1248 | ||
1249 | ||
1250 | Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, | |
1251 | we'd cry with what we have to deal with. | |
1252 | ||
1253 | ||
1254 | Anyway... | |
1255 | ||
1256 | ||
1257 | Oan I... | |
1258 | ||
1259 | ||
1260 | ...get you something? | |
1261 | - Like what? | |
1262 | ||
1263 | ||
1264 | I don't know. I mean... | |
1265 | I don't know. Ooffee? | |
1266 | ||
1267 | ||
1268 | I don't want to put you out. | |
1269 | ||
1270 | ||
1271 | It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. | |
1272 | ||
1273 | ||
1274 | - It's just coffee. | |
1275 | - I hate to impose. | |
1276 | ||
1277 | ||
1278 | - Don't be ridiculous! | |
1279 | - Actually, I would love a cup. | |
1280 | ||
1281 | ||
1282 | Hey, you want rum cake? | |
1283 | ||
1284 | ||
1285 | - I shouldn't. | |
1286 | - Have some. | |
1287 | ||
1288 | ||
1289 | - No, I can't. | |
1290 | - Oome on! | |
1291 | ||
1292 | ||
1293 | I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. | |
1294 | ||
1295 | ||
1296 | - Where? | |
1297 | - These stripes don't help. | |
1298 | ||
1299 | ||
1300 | You look great! | |
1301 | ||
1302 | ||
1303 | I don't know if you know | |
1304 | anything about fashion. | |
1305 | ||
1306 | ||
1307 | Are you all right? | |
1308 | ||
1309 | ||
1310 | No. | |
1311 | ||
1312 | ||
1313 | He's making the tie in the cab | |
1314 | as they're flying up Madison. | |
1315 | ||
1316 | ||
1317 | He finally gets there. | |
1318 | ||
1319 | ||
1320 | He runs up the steps into the church. | |
1321 | The wedding is on. | |
1322 | ||
1323 | ||
1324 | And he says, "Watermelon? | |
1325 | I thought you said Guatemalan. | |
1326 | ||
1327 | ||
1328 | Why would I marry a watermelon?" | |
1329 | ||
1330 | ||
1331 | Is that a bee joke? | |
1332 | ||
1333 | ||
1334 | That's the kind of stuff we do. | |
1335 | ||
1336 | ||
1337 | Yeah, different. | |
1338 | ||
1339 | ||
1340 | So, what are you gonna do, Barry? | |
1341 | ||
1342 | ||
1343 | About work? I don't know. | |
1344 | ||
1345 | ||
1346 | I want to do my part for the hive, | |
1347 | but I can't do it the way they want. | |
1348 | ||
1349 | ||
1350 | I know how you feel. | |
1351 | ||
1352 | ||
1353 | - You do? | |
1354 | - Sure. | |
1355 | ||
1356 | ||
1357 | My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or | |
1358 | a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. | |
1359 | ||
1360 | ||
1361 | - Really? | |
1362 | - My only interest is flowers. | |
1363 | ||
1364 | ||
1365 | Our new queen was just elected | |
1366 | with that same campaign slogan. | |
1367 | ||
1368 | ||
1369 | Anyway, if you look... | |
1370 | ||
1371 | ||
1372 | There's my hive right there. See it? | |
1373 | ||
1374 | ||
1375 | You're in Sheep Meadow! | |
1376 | ||
1377 | ||
1378 | Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! | |
1379 | ||
1380 | ||
1381 | No way! I know that area. | |
1382 | I lost a toe ring there once. | |
1383 | ||
1384 | ||
1385 | - Why do girls put rings on their toes? | |
1386 | - Why not? | |
1387 | ||
1388 | ||
1389 | - It's like putting a hat on your knee. | |
1390 | - Maybe I'll try that. | |
1391 | ||
1392 | ||
1393 | - You all right, ma'am? | |
1394 | - Oh, yeah. Fine. | |
1395 | ||
1396 | ||
1397 | Just having two cups of coffee! | |
1398 | ||
1399 | ||
1400 | Anyway, this has been great. | |
1401 | Thanks for the coffee. | |
1402 | ||
1403 | ||
1404 | Yeah, it's no trouble. | |
1405 | ||
1406 | ||
1407 | Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, | |
1408 | I'd be up the rest of my life. | |
1409 | ||
1410 | ||
1411 | Are you...? | |
1412 | ||
1413 | ||
1414 | Oan I take a piece of this with me? | |
1415 | ||
1416 | ||
1417 | Sure! Here, have a crumb. | |
1418 | ||
1419 | ||
1420 | - Thanks! | |
1421 | - Yeah. | |
1422 | ||
1423 | ||
1424 | All right. Well, then... | |
1425 | I guess I'll see you around. | |
1426 | ||
1427 | ||
1428 | Or not. | |
1429 | ||
1430 | ||
1431 | OK, Barry. | |
1432 | ||
1433 | ||
1434 | And thank you | |
1435 | so much again... for before. | |
1436 | ||
1437 | ||
1438 | Oh, that? That was nothing. | |
1439 | ||
1440 | ||
1441 | Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... | |
1442 | ||
1443 | ||
1444 | This can't possibly work. | |
1445 | ||
1446 | ||
1447 | He's all set to go. | |
1448 | We may as well try it. | |
1449 | ||
1450 | ||
1451 | OK, Dave, pull the chute. | |
1452 | ||
1453 | ||
1454 | - Sounds amazing. | |
1455 | - It was amazing! | |
1456 | ||
1457 | ||
1458 | It was the scariest, | |
1459 | happiest moment of my life. | |
1460 | ||
1461 | ||
1462 | Humans! I can't believe | |
1463 | you were with humans! | |
1464 | ||
1465 | ||
1466 | Giant, scary humans! | |
1467 | What were they like? | |
1468 | ||
1469 | ||
1470 | Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. | |
1471 | ||
1472 | ||
1473 | They eat crazy giant things. | |
1474 | They drive crazy. | |
1475 | ||
1476 | ||
1477 | - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? | |
1478 | - Some of them. But some of them don't. | |
1479 | ||
1480 | ||
1481 | - How'd you get back? | |
1482 | - Poodle. | |
1483 | ||
1484 | ||
1485 | You did it, and I'm glad. You saw | |
1486 | whatever you wanted to see. | |
1487 | ||
1488 | ||
1489 | You had your "experience." Now you | |
1490 | can pick out yourjob and be normal. | |
1491 | ||
1492 | ||
1493 | - Well... | |
1494 | - Well? | |
1495 | ||
1496 | ||
1497 | Well, I met someone. | |
1498 | ||
1499 | ||
1500 | You did? Was she Bee-ish? | |
1501 | ||
1502 | ||
1503 | - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! | |
1504 | - No, no, no, not a wasp. | |
1505 | ||
1506 | ||
1507 | - Spider? | |
1508 | - I'm not attracted to spiders. | |
1509 | ||
1510 | ||
1511 | I know it's the hottest thing, | |
1512 | with the eight legs and all. | |
1513 | ||
1514 | ||
1515 | I can't get by that face. | |
1516 | ||
1517 | ||
1518 | So who is she? | |
1519 | ||
1520 | ||
1521 | She's... human. | |
1522 | ||
1523 | ||
1524 | No, no. That's a bee law. | |
1525 | You wouldn't break a bee law. | |
1526 | ||
1527 | ||
1528 | - Her name's Vanessa. | |
1529 | - Oh, boy. | |
1530 | ||
1531 | ||
1532 | She's so nice. And she's a florist! | |
1533 | ||
1534 | ||
1535 | Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! | |
1536 | ||
1537 | ||
1538 | We're not dating. | |
1539 | ||
1540 | ||
1541 | You're flying outside the hive, talking | |
1542 | to humans that attack our homes | |
1543 | ||
1544 | ||
1545 | with power washers and M-80s! | |
1546 | One-eighth a stick of dynamite! | |
1547 | ||
1548 | ||
1549 | She saved my life! | |
1550 | And she understands me. | |
1551 | ||
1552 | ||
1553 | This is over! | |
1554 | ||
1555 | ||
1556 | Eat this. | |
1557 | ||
1558 | ||
1559 | This is not over! What was that? | |
1560 | ||
1561 | ||
1562 | - They call it a crumb. | |
1563 | - It was so stingin' stripey! | |
1564 | ||
1565 | ||
1566 | And that's not what they eat. | |
1567 | That's what falls off what they eat! | |
1568 | ||
1569 | ||
1570 | - You know what a Oinnabon is? | |
1571 | - No. | |
1572 | ||
1573 | ||
1574 | It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. | |
1575 | They heat it up... | |
1576 | ||
1577 | ||
1578 | Sit down! | |
1579 | ||
1580 | ||
1581 | ...really hot! | |
1582 | - Listen to me! | |
1583 | ||
1584 | ||
1585 | We are not them! We're us. | |
1586 | There's us and there's them! | |
1587 | ||
1588 | ||
1589 | Yes, but who can deny | |
1590 | the heart that is yearning? | |
1591 | ||
1592 | ||
1593 | There's no yearning. | |
1594 | Stop yearning. Listen to me! | |
1595 | ||
1596 | ||
1597 | You have got to start thinking bee, | |
1598 | my friend. Thinking bee! | |
1599 | ||
1600 | ||
1601 | - Thinking bee. | |
1602 | - Thinking bee. | |
1603 | ||
1604 | ||
1605 | Thinking bee! Thinking bee! | |
1606 | Thinking bee! Thinking bee! | |
1607 | ||
1608 | ||
1609 | There he is. He's in the pool. | |
1610 | ||
1611 | ||
1612 | You know what your problem is, Barry? | |
1613 | ||
1614 | ||
1615 | I gotta start thinking bee? | |
1616 | ||
1617 | ||
1618 | How much longer will this go on? | |
1619 | ||
1620 | ||
1621 | It's been three days! | |
1622 | Why aren't you working? | |
1623 | ||
1624 | ||
1625 | I've got a lot of big life decisions | |
1626 | to think about. | |
1627 | ||
1628 | ||
1629 | What life? You have no life! | |
1630 | You have no job. You're barely a bee! | |
1631 | ||
1632 | ||
1633 | Would it kill you | |
1634 | to make a little honey? | |
1635 | ||
1636 | ||
1637 | Barry, come out. | |
1638 | Your father's talking to you. | |
1639 | ||
1640 | ||
1641 | Martin, would you talk to him? | |
1642 | ||
1643 | ||
1644 | Barry, I'm talking to you! | |
1645 | ||
1646 | ||
1647 | You coming? | |
1648 | ||
1649 | ||
1650 | Got everything? | |
1651 | ||
1652 | ||
1653 | All set! | |
1654 | ||
1655 | ||
1656 | Go ahead. I'll catch up. | |
1657 | ||
1658 | ||
1659 | Don't be too long. | |
1660 | ||
1661 | ||
1662 | Watch this! | |
1663 | ||
1664 | ||
1665 | Vanessa! | |
1666 | ||
1667 | ||
1668 | - We're still here. | |
1669 | - I told you not to yell at him. | |
1670 | ||
1671 | ||
1672 | He doesn't respond to yelling! | |
1673 | ||
1674 | ||
1675 | - Then why yell at me? | |
1676 | - Because you don't listen! | |
1677 | ||
1678 | ||
1679 | I'm not listening to this. | |
1680 | ||
1681 | ||
1682 | Sorry, I've gotta go. | |
1683 | ||
1684 | ||
1685 | - Where are you going? | |
1686 | - I'm meeting a friend. | |
1687 | ||
1688 | ||
1689 | A girl? Is this why you can't decide? | |
1690 | ||
1691 | ||
1692 | Bye. | |
1693 | ||
1694 | ||
1695 | I just hope she's Bee-ish. | |
1696 | ||
1697 | ||
1698 | They have a huge parade | |
1699 | of flowers every year in Pasadena? | |
1700 | ||
1701 | ||
1702 | To be in the Tournament of Roses, | |
1703 | that's every florist's dream! | |
1704 | ||
1705 | ||
1706 | Up on a float, surrounded | |
1707 | by flowers, crowds cheering. | |
1708 | ||
1709 | ||
1710 | A tournament. Do the roses | |
1711 | compete in athletic events? | |
1712 | ||
1713 | ||
1714 | No. All right, I've got one. | |
1715 | How come you don't fly everywhere? | |
1716 | ||
1717 | ||
1718 | It's exhausting. Why don't you | |
1719 | run everywhere? It's faster. | |
1720 | ||
1721 | ||
1722 | Yeah, OK, I see, I see. | |
1723 | All right, your turn. | |
1724 | ||
1725 | ||
1726 | TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? | |
1727 | That's insane! | |
1728 | ||
1729 | ||
1730 | You don't have that? | |
1731 | ||
1732 | ||
1733 | We have Hivo, but it's a disease. | |
1734 | It's a horrible, horrible disease. | |
1735 | ||
1736 | ||
1737 | Oh, my. | |
1738 | ||
1739 | ||
1740 | Dumb bees! | |
1741 | ||
1742 | ||
1743 | You must want to sting all those jerks. | |
1744 | ||
1745 | ||
1746 | We try not to sting. | |
1747 | It's usually fatal for us. | |
1748 | ||
1749 | ||
1750 | So you have to watch your temper. | |
1751 | ||
1752 | ||
1753 | Very carefully. | |
1754 | You kick a wall, take a walk, | |
1755 | ||
1756 | ||
1757 | write an angry letter and throw it out. | |
1758 | Work through it like any emotion: | |
1759 | ||
1760 | ||
1761 | Anger, jealousy, lust. | |
1762 | ||
1763 | ||
1764 | Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? | |
1765 | ||
1766 | ||
1767 | Yeah. | |
1768 | ||
1769 | ||
1770 | - What is wrong with you?! | |
1771 | - It's a bug. | |
1772 | ||
1773 | ||
1774 | He's not bothering anybody. | |
1775 | Get out of here, you creep! | |
1776 | ||
1777 | ||
1778 | What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? | |
1779 | ||
1780 | ||
1781 | Yeah, it was. How did you know? | |
1782 | ||
1783 | ||
1784 | It felt like about 10 pages. | |
1785 | Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. | |
1786 | ||
1787 | ||
1788 | You've really got that | |
1789 | down to a science. | |
1790 | ||
1791 | ||
1792 | - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. | |
1793 | - I'll bet. | |
1794 | ||
1795 | ||
1796 | What in the name | |
1797 | of Mighty Hercules is this? | |
1798 | ||
1799 | ||
1800 | How did this get here? | |
1801 | Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, | |
1802 | ||
1803 | ||
1804 | Ray Liotta Private Select? | |
1805 | ||
1806 | ||
1807 | - Is he that actor? | |
1808 | - I never heard of him. | |
1809 | ||
1810 | ||
1811 | - Why is this here? | |
1812 | - For people. We eat it. | |
1813 | ||
1814 | ||
1815 | You don't have | |
1816 | enough food of your own? | |
1817 | ||
1818 | ||
1819 | - Well, yes. | |
1820 | - How do you get it? | |
1821 | ||
1822 | ||
1823 | - Bees make it. | |
1824 | - I know who makes it! | |
1825 | ||
1826 | ||
1827 | And it's hard to make it! | |
1828 | ||
1829 | ||
1830 | There's heating, cooling, stirring. | |
1831 | You need a whole Krelman thing! | |
1832 | ||
1833 | ||
1834 | - It's organic. | |
1835 | - It's our-ganic! | |
1836 | ||
1837 | ||
1838 | It's just honey, Barry. | |
1839 | ||
1840 | ||
1841 | Just what?! | |
1842 | ||
1843 | ||
1844 | Bees don't know about this! | |
1845 | This is stealing! A lot of stealing! | |
1846 | ||
1847 | ||
1848 | You've taken our homes, schools, | |
1849 | hospitals! This is all we have! | |
1850 | ||
1851 | ||
1852 | And it's on sale?! | |
1853 | I'm getting to the bottom of this. | |
1854 | ||
1855 | ||
1856 | I'm getting to the bottom | |
1857 | of all of this! | |
1858 | ||
1859 | ||
1860 | Hey, Hector. | |
1861 | ||
1862 | ||
1863 | - You almost done? | |
1864 | - Almost. | |
1865 | ||
1866 | ||
1867 | He is here. I sense it. | |
1868 | ||
1869 | ||
1870 | Well, I guess I'll go home now | |
1871 | ||
1872 | ||
1873 | and just leave this nice honey out, | |
1874 | with no one around. | |
1875 | ||
1876 | ||
1877 | You're busted, box boy! | |
1878 | ||
1879 | ||
1880 | I knew I heard something. | |
1881 | So you can talk! | |
1882 | ||
1883 | ||
1884 | I can talk. | |
1885 | And now you'll start talking! | |
1886 | ||
1887 | ||
1888 | Where you getting the sweet stuff? | |
1889 | Who's your supplier? | |
1890 | ||
1891 | ||
1892 | I don't understand. | |
1893 | I thought we were friends. | |
1894 | ||
1895 | ||
1896 | The last thing we want | |
1897 | to do is upset bees! | |
1898 | ||
1899 | ||
1900 | You're too late! It's ours now! | |
1901 | ||
1902 | ||
1903 | You, sir, have crossed | |
1904 | the wrong sword! | |
1905 | ||
1906 | ||
1907 | You, sir, will be lunch | |
1908 | for my iguana, Ignacio! | |
1909 | ||
1910 | ||
1911 | Where is the honey coming from? | |
1912 | ||
1913 | ||
1914 | Tell me where! | |
1915 | ||
1916 | ||
1917 | Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! | |
1918 | ||
1919 | ||
1920 | Orazy person! | |
1921 | ||
1922 | ||
1923 | What horrible thing has happened here? | |
1924 | ||
1925 | ||
1926 | These faces, they never knew | |
1927 | what hit them. And now | |
1928 | ||
1929 | ||
1930 | they're on the road to nowhere! | |
1931 | ||
1932 | ||
1933 | Just keep still. | |
1934 | ||
1935 | ||
1936 | What? You're not dead? | |
1937 | ||
1938 | ||
1939 | Do I look dead? They will wipe anything | |
1940 | that moves. Where you headed? | |
1941 | ||
1942 | ||
1943 | To Honey Farms. | |
1944 | I am onto something huge here. | |
1945 | ||
1946 | ||
1947 | I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, | |
1948 | crazy stuff. Blows your head off! | |
1949 | ||
1950 | ||
1951 | I'm going to Tacoma. | |
1952 | ||
1953 | ||
1954 | - And you? | |
1955 | - He really is dead. | |
1956 | ||
1957 | ||
1958 | All right. | |
1959 | ||
1960 | ||
1961 | Uh-oh! | |
1962 | ||
1963 | ||
1964 | - What is that?! | |
1965 | - Oh, no! | |
1966 | ||
1967 | ||
1968 | - A wiper! Triple blade! | |
1969 | - Triple blade? | |
1970 | ||
1971 | ||
1972 | Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! | |
1973 | ||
1974 | ||
1975 | Why does everything have | |
1976 | to be so doggone clean?! | |
1977 | ||
1978 | ||
1979 | How much do you people need to see?! | |
1980 | ||
1981 | ||
1982 | Open your eyes! | |
1983 | Stick your head out the window! | |
1984 | ||
1985 | ||
1986 | From NPR News in Washington, | |
1987 | I'm Oarl Kasell. | |
1988 | ||
1989 | ||
1990 | But don't kill no more bugs! | |
1991 | ||
1992 | ||
1993 | - Bee! | |
1994 | - Moose blood guy!! | |
1995 | ||
1996 | ||
1997 | - You hear something? | |
1998 | - Like what? | |
1999 | ||
2000 | ||
2001 | Like tiny screaming. | |
2002 | ||
2003 | ||
2004 | Turn off the radio. | |
2005 | ||
2006 | ||
2007 | Whassup, bee boy? | |
2008 | ||
2009 | ||
2010 | Hey, Blood. | |
2011 | ||
2012 | ||
2013 | Just a row of honey jars, | |
2014 | as far as the eye could see. | |
2015 | ||
2016 | ||
2017 | Wow! | |
2018 | ||
2019 | ||
2020 | I assume wherever this truck goes | |
2021 | is where they're getting it. | |
2022 | ||
2023 | ||
2024 | I mean, that honey's ours. | |
2025 | ||
2026 | ||
2027 | - Bees hang tight. | |
2028 | - We're all jammed in. | |
2029 | ||
2030 | ||
2031 | It's a close community. | |
2032 | ||
2033 | ||
2034 | Not us, man. We on our own. | |
2035 | Every mosquito on his own. | |
2036 | ||
2037 | ||
2038 | - What if you get in trouble? | |
2039 | - You a mosquito, you in trouble. | |
2040 | ||
2041 | ||
2042 | Nobody likes us. They just smack. | |
2043 | See a mosquito, smack, smack! | |
2044 | ||
2045 | ||
2046 | At least you're out in the world. | |
2047 | You must meet girls. | |
2048 | ||
2049 | ||
2050 | Mosquito girls try to trade up, | |
2051 | get with a moth, dragonfly. | |
2052 | ||
2053 | ||
2054 | Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. | |
2055 | ||
2056 | ||
2057 | You got to be kidding me! | |
2058 | ||
2059 | ||
2060 | Mooseblood's about to leave | |
2061 | the building! So long, bee! | |
2062 | ||
2063 | ||
2064 | - Hey, guys! | |
2065 | - Mooseblood! | |
2066 | ||
2067 | ||
2068 | I knew I'd catch y'all down here. | |
2069 | Did you bring your crazy straw? | |
2070 | ||
2071 | ||
2072 | We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, | |
2073 | and it's pretty much pure profit. | |
2074 | ||
2075 | ||
2076 | What is this place? | |
2077 | ||
2078 | ||
2079 | A bee's got a brain | |
2080 | the size of a pinhead. | |
2081 | ||
2082 | ||
2083 | They are pinheads! | |
2084 | ||
2085 | ||
2086 | Pinhead. | |
2087 | ||
2088 | ||
2089 | - Oheck out the new smoker. | |
2090 | - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. | |
2091 | ||
2092 | ||
2093 | The Thomas 3000! | |
2094 | ||
2095 | ||
2096 | Smoker? | |
2097 | ||
2098 | ||
2099 | Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. | |
2100 | Twice the nicotine, all the tar. | |
2101 | ||
2102 | ||
2103 | A couple breaths of this | |
2104 | knocks them right out. | |
2105 | ||
2106 | ||
2107 | They make the honey, | |
2108 | and we make the money. | |
2109 | ||
2110 | ||
2111 | "They make the honey, | |
2112 | and we make the money"? | |
2113 | ||
2114 | ||
2115 | Oh, my! | |
2116 | ||
2117 | ||
2118 | What's going on? Are you OK? | |
2119 | ||
2120 | ||
2121 | Yeah. It doesn't last too long. | |
2122 | ||
2123 | ||
2124 | Do you know you're | |
2125 | in a fake hive with fake walls? | |
2126 | ||
2127 | ||
2128 | Our queen was moved here. | |
2129 | We had no choice. | |
2130 | ||
2131 | ||
2132 | This is your queen? | |
2133 | That's a man in women's clothes! | |
2134 | ||
2135 | ||
2136 | That's a drag queen! | |
2137 | ||
2138 | ||
2139 | What is this? | |
2140 | ||
2141 | ||
2142 | Oh, no! | |
2143 | ||
2144 | ||
2145 | There's hundreds of them! | |
2146 | ||
2147 | ||
2148 | Bee honey. | |
2149 | ||
2150 | ||
2151 | Our honey is being brazenly stolen | |
2152 | on a massive scale! | |
2153 | ||
2154 | ||
2155 | This is worse than anything bears | |
2156 | have done! I intend to do something. | |
2157 | ||
2158 | ||
2159 | Oh, Barry, stop. | |
2160 | ||
2161 | ||
2162 | Who told you humans are taking | |
2163 | our honey? That's a rumor. | |
2164 | ||
2165 | ||
2166 | Do these look like rumors? | |
2167 | ||
2168 | ||
2169 | That's a conspiracy theory. | |
2170 | These are obviously doctored photos. | |
2171 | ||
2172 | ||
2173 | How did you get mixed up in this? | |
2174 | ||
2175 | ||
2176 | He's been talking to humans. | |
2177 | ||
2178 | ||
2179 | - What? | |
2180 | - Talking to humans?! | |
2181 | ||
2182 | ||
2183 | He has a human girlfriend. | |
2184 | And they make out! | |
2185 | ||
2186 | ||
2187 | Make out? Barry! | |
2188 | ||
2189 | ||
2190 | We do not. | |
2191 | ||
2192 | ||
2193 | - You wish you could. | |
2194 | - Whose side are you on? | |
2195 | ||
2196 | ||
2197 | The bees! | |
2198 | ||
2199 | ||
2200 | I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. | |
2201 | Those crazy legs kept me up all night. | |
2202 | ||
2203 | ||
2204 | Barry, this is what you want | |
2205 | to do with your life? | |
2206 | ||
2207 | ||
2208 | I want to do it for all our lives. | |
2209 | Nobody works harder than bees! | |
2210 | ||
2211 | ||
2212 | Dad, I remember you | |
2213 | coming home so overworked | |
2214 | ||
2215 | ||
2216 | your hands were still stirring. | |
2217 | You couldn't stop. | |
2218 | ||
2219 | ||
2220 | I remember that. | |
2221 | ||
2222 | ||
2223 | What right do they have to our honey? | |
2224 | ||
2225 | ||
2226 | We live on two cups a year. They put it | |
2227 | in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! | |
2228 | ||
2229 | ||
2230 | Even if it's true, what can one bee do? | |
2231 | ||
2232 | ||
2233 | Sting them where it really hurts. | |
2234 | ||
2235 | ||
2236 | In the face! The eye! | |
2237 | ||
2238 | ||
2239 | - That would hurt. | |
2240 | - No. | |
2241 | ||
2242 | ||
2243 | Up the nose? That's a killer. | |
2244 | ||
2245 | ||
2246 | There's only one place you can sting | |
2247 | the humans, one place where it matters. | |
2248 | ||
2249 | ||
2250 | Hive at Five, the hive's only | |
2251 | full-hour action news source. | |
2252 | ||
2253 | ||
2254 | No more bee beards! | |
2255 | ||
2256 | ||
2257 | With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. | |
2258 | ||
2259 | ||
2260 | Weather with Storm Stinger. | |
2261 | ||
2262 | ||
2263 | Sports with Buzz Larvi. | |
2264 | ||
2265 | ||
2266 | And Jeanette Ohung. | |
2267 | ||
2268 | ||
2269 | - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. | |
2270 | - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. | |
2271 | ||
2272 | ||
2273 | A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, | |
2274 | ||
2275 | ||
2276 | intends to sue the human race | |
2277 | for stealing our honey, | |
2278 | ||
2279 | ||
2280 | packaging it and profiting | |
2281 | from it illegally! | |
2282 | ||
2283 | ||
2284 | Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, | |
2285 | ||
2286 | ||
2287 | we'll have three former queens here in | |
2288 | our studio, discussing their new book, | |
2289 | ||
2290 | ||
2291 | Olassy Ladies, | |
2292 | out this week on Hexagon. | |
2293 | ||
2294 | ||
2295 | Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. | |
2296 | ||
2297 | ||
2298 | Did you ever think, "I'm a kid | |
2299 | from the hive. I can't do this"? | |
2300 | ||
2301 | ||
2302 | Bees have never been afraid | |
2303 | to change the world. | |
2304 | ||
2305 | ||
2306 | What about Bee Oolumbus? | |
2307 | Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? | |
2308 | ||
2309 | ||
2310 | Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. | |
2311 | ||
2312 | ||
2313 | We were thinking | |
2314 | of stickball or candy stores. | |
2315 | ||
2316 | ||
2317 | How old are you? | |
2318 | ||
2319 | ||
2320 | The bee community | |
2321 | is supporting you in this case, | |
2322 | ||
2323 | ||
2324 | which will be the trial | |
2325 | of the bee century. | |
2326 | ||
2327 | ||
2328 | You know, they have a Larry King | |
2329 | in the human world too. | |
2330 | ||
2331 | ||
2332 | It's a common name. Next week... | |
2333 | ||
2334 | ||
2335 | He looks like you and has a show | |
2336 | and suspenders and colored dots... | |
2337 | ||
2338 | ||
2339 | Next week... | |
2340 | ||
2341 | ||
2342 | Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the | |
2343 | guest even though you just heard 'em. | |
2344 | ||
2345 | ||
2346 | Bear Week next week! | |
2347 | They're scary, hairy and here live. | |
2348 | ||
2349 | ||
2350 | Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, | |
2351 | squinty eyes, very Jewish. | |
2352 | ||
2353 | ||
2354 | In tennis, you attack | |
2355 | at the point of weakness! | |
2356 | ||
2357 | ||
2358 | It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. | |
2359 | ||
2360 | ||
2361 | Honey, her backhand's a joke! | |
2362 | I'm not gonna take advantage of that? | |
2363 | ||
2364 | ||
2365 | Quiet, please. | |
2366 | Actual work going on here. | |
2367 | ||
2368 | ||
2369 | - Is that that same bee? | |
2370 | - Yes, it is! | |
2371 | ||
2372 | ||
2373 | I'm helping him sue the human race. | |
2374 | ||
2375 | ||
2376 | - Hello. | |
2377 | - Hello, bee. | |
2378 | ||
2379 | ||
2380 | This is Ken. | |
2381 | ||
2382 | ||
2383 | Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size | |
2384 | ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. | |
2385 | ||
2386 | ||
2387 | Why does he talk again? | |
2388 | ||
2389 | ||
2390 | Listen, you better go | |
2391 | 'cause we're really busy working. | |
2392 | ||
2393 | ||
2394 | But it's our yogurt night! | |
2395 | ||
2396 | ||
2397 | Bye-bye. | |
2398 | ||
2399 | ||
2400 | Why is yogurt night so difficult?! | |
2401 | ||
2402 | ||
2403 | You poor thing. | |
2404 | You two have been at this for hours! | |
2405 | ||
2406 | ||
2407 | Yes, and Adam here | |
2408 | has been a huge help. | |
2409 | ||
2410 | ||
2411 | - Frosting... | |
2412 | - How many sugars? | |
2413 | ||
2414 | ||
2415 | Just one. I try not | |
2416 | to use the competition. | |
2417 | ||
2418 | ||
2419 | So why are you helping me? | |
2420 | ||
2421 | ||
2422 | Bees have good qualities. | |
2423 | ||
2424 | ||
2425 | And it takes my mind off the shop. | |
2426 | ||
2427 | ||
2428 | Instead of flowers, people | |
2429 | are giving balloon bouquets now. | |
2430 | ||
2431 | ||
2432 | Those are great, if you're three. | |
2433 | ||
2434 | ||
2435 | And artificial flowers. | |
2436 | ||
2437 | ||
2438 | - Oh, those just get me psychotic! | |
2439 | - Yeah, me too. | |
2440 | ||
2441 | ||
2442 | Bent stingers, pointless pollination. | |
2443 | ||
2444 | ||
2445 | Bees must hate those fake things! | |
2446 | ||
2447 | ||
2448 | Nothing worse | |
2449 | than a daffodil that's had work done. | |
2450 | ||
2451 | ||
2452 | Maybe this could make up | |
2453 | for it a little bit. | |
2454 | ||
2455 | ||
2456 | - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. | |
2457 | - I guess. | |
2458 | ||
2459 | ||
2460 | You sure you want to go through with it? | |
2461 | ||
2462 | ||
2463 | Am I sure? When I'm done with | |
2464 | the humans, they won't be able | |
2465 | ||
2466 | ||
2467 | to say, "Honey, I'm home," | |
2468 | without paying a royalty! | |
2469 | ||
2470 | ||
2471 | It's an incredible scene | |
2472 | here in downtown Manhattan, | |
2473 | ||
2474 | ||
2475 | where the world anxiously waits, | |
2476 | because for the first time in history, | |
2477 | ||
2478 | ||
2479 | we will hear for ourselves | |
2480 | if a honeybee can actually speak. | |
2481 | ||
2482 | ||
2483 | What have we gotten into here, Barry? | |
2484 | ||
2485 | ||
2486 | It's pretty big, isn't it? | |
2487 | ||
2488 | ||
2489 | I can't believe how many humans | |
2490 | don't work during the day. | |
2491 | ||
2492 | ||
2493 | You think billion-dollar multinational | |
2494 | food companies have good lawyers? | |
2495 | ||
2496 | ||
2497 | Everybody needs to stay | |
2498 | behind the barricade. | |
2499 | ||
2500 | ||
2501 | - What's the matter? | |
2502 | - I don't know, I just got a chill. | |
2503 | ||
2504 | ||
2505 | Well, if it isn't the bee team. | |
2506 | ||
2507 | ||
2508 | You boys work on this? | |
2509 | ||
2510 | ||
2511 | All rise! The Honorable | |
2512 | Judge Bumbleton presiding. | |
2513 | ||
2514 | ||
2515 | All right. Oase number 4475, | |
2516 | ||
2517 | ||
2518 | Superior Oourt of New York, | |
2519 | Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry | |
2520 | ||
2521 | ||
2522 | is now in session. | |
2523 | ||
2524 | ||
2525 | Mr. Montgomery, you're representing | |
2526 | the five food companies collectively? | |
2527 | ||
2528 | ||
2529 | A privilege. | |
2530 | ||
2531 | ||
2532 | Mr. Benson... you're representing | |
2533 | all the bees of the world? | |
2534 | ||
2535 | ||
2536 | I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, | |
2537 | we're ready to proceed. | |
2538 | ||
2539 | ||
2540 | Mr. Montgomery, | |
2541 | your opening statement, please. | |
2542 | ||
2543 | ||
2544 | Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, | |
2545 | ||
2546 | ||
2547 | my grandmother was a simple woman. | |
2548 | ||
2549 | ||
2550 | Born on a farm, she believed | |
2551 | it was man's divine right | |
2552 | ||
2553 | ||
2554 | to benefit from the bounty | |
2555 | of nature God put before us. | |
2556 | ||
2557 | ||
2558 | If we lived in the topsy-turvy world | |
2559 | Mr. Benson imagines, | |
2560 | ||
2561 | ||
2562 | just think of what would it mean. | |
2563 | ||
2564 | ||
2565 | I would have to negotiate | |
2566 | with the silkworm | |
2567 | ||
2568 | ||
2569 | for the elastic in my britches! | |
2570 | ||
2571 | ||
2572 | Talking bee! | |
2573 | ||
2574 | ||
2575 | How do we know this isn't some sort of | |
2576 | ||
2577 | ||
2578 | holographic motion-picture-capture | |
2579 | Hollywood wizardry? | |
2580 | ||
2581 | ||
2582 | They could be using laser beams! | |
2583 | ||
2584 | ||
2585 | Robotics! Ventriloquism! | |
2586 | Oloning! For all we know, | |
2587 | ||
2588 | ||
2589 | he could be on steroids! | |
2590 | ||
2591 | ||
2592 | Mr. Benson? | |
2593 | ||
2594 | ||
2595 | Ladies and gentlemen, | |
2596 | there's no trickery here. | |
2597 | ||
2598 | ||
2599 | I'm just an ordinary bee. | |
2600 | Honey's pretty important to me. | |
2601 | ||
2602 | ||
2603 | It's important to all bees. | |
2604 | We invented it! | |
2605 | ||
2606 | ||
2607 | We make it. And we protect it | |
2608 | with our lives. | |
2609 | ||
2610 | ||
2611 | Unfortunately, there are | |
2612 | some people in this room | |
2613 | ||
2614 | ||
2615 | who think they can take it from us | |
2616 | ||
2617 | ||
2618 | 'cause we're the little guys! | |
2619 | I'm hoping that, after this is all over, | |
2620 | ||
2621 | ||
2622 | you'll see how, by taking our honey, | |
2623 | you not only take everything we have | |
2624 | ||
2625 | ||
2626 | but everything we are! | |
2627 | ||
2628 | ||
2629 | I wish he'd dress like that | |
2630 | all the time. So nice! | |
2631 | ||
2632 | ||
2633 | Oall your first witness. | |
2634 | ||
2635 | ||
2636 | So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden | |
2637 | of Honey Farms, big company you have. | |
2638 | ||
2639 | ||
2640 | I suppose so. | |
2641 | ||
2642 | ||
2643 | I see you also own | |
2644 | Honeyburton and Honron! | |
2645 | ||
2646 | ||
2647 | Yes, they provide beekeepers | |
2648 | for our farms. | |
2649 | ||
2650 | ||
2651 | Beekeeper. I find that | |
2652 | to be a very disturbing term. | |
2653 | ||
2654 | ||
2655 | I don't imagine you employ | |
2656 | any bee-free-ers, do you? | |
2657 | ||
2658 | ||
2659 | - No. | |
2660 | - I couldn't hear you. | |
2661 | ||
2662 | ||
2663 | - No. | |
2664 | - No. | |
2665 | ||
2666 | ||
2667 | Because you don't free bees. | |
2668 | You keep bees. Not only that, | |
2669 | ||
2670 | ||
2671 | it seems you thought a bear would be | |
2672 | an appropriate image for a jar of honey. | |
2673 | ||
2674 | ||
2675 | They're very lovable creatures. | |
2676 | ||
2677 | ||
2678 | Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. | |
2679 | ||
2680 | ||
2681 | You mean like this? | |
2682 | ||
2683 | ||
2684 | Bears kill bees! | |
2685 | ||
2686 | ||
2687 | How'd you like his head crashing | |
2688 | through your living room?! | |
2689 | ||
2690 | ||
2691 | Biting into your couch! | |
2692 | Spitting out your throw pillows! | |
2693 | ||
2694 | ||
2695 | OK, that's enough. Take him away. | |
2696 | ||
2697 | ||
2698 | So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. | |
2699 | Your name intrigues me. | |
2700 | ||
2701 | ||
2702 | - Where have I heard it before? | |
2703 | - I was with a band called The Police. | |
2704 | ||
2705 | ||
2706 | But you've never been | |
2707 | a police officer, have you? | |
2708 | ||
2709 | ||
2710 | No, I haven't. | |
2711 | ||
2712 | ||
2713 | No, you haven't. And so here | |
2714 | we have yet another example | |
2715 | ||
2716 | ||
2717 | of bee culture casually | |
2718 | stolen by a human | |
2719 | ||
2720 | ||
2721 | for nothing more than | |
2722 | a prance-about stage name. | |
2723 | ||
2724 | ||
2725 | Oh, please. | |
2726 | ||
2727 | ||
2728 | Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? | |
2729 | ||
2730 | ||
2731 | Because I'm feeling | |
2732 | a little stung, Sting. | |
2733 | ||
2734 | ||
2735 | Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! | |
2736 | ||
2737 | ||
2738 | That's not his real name?! You idiots! | |
2739 | ||
2740 | ||
2741 | Mr. Liotta, first, | |
2742 | belated congratulations on | |
2743 | ||
2744 | ||
2745 | your Emmy win for a guest spot | |
2746 | on ER in 2005. | |
2747 | ||
2748 | ||
2749 | Thank you. Thank you. | |
2750 | ||
2751 | ||
2752 | I see from your resume | |
2753 | that you're devilishly handsome | |
2754 | ||
2755 | ||
2756 | with a churning inner turmoil | |
2757 | that's ready to blow. | |
2758 | ||
2759 | ||
2760 | I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? | |
2761 | ||
2762 | ||
2763 | Not yet it isn't. But is this | |
2764 | what it's come to for you? | |
2765 | ||
2766 | ||
2767 | Exploiting tiny, helpless bees | |
2768 | so you don't | |
2769 | ||
2770 | ||
2771 | have to rehearse | |
2772 | your part and learn your lines, sir? | |
2773 | ||
2774 | ||
2775 | Watch it, Benson! | |
2776 | I could blow right now! | |
2777 | ||
2778 | ||
2779 | This isn't a goodfella. | |
2780 | This is a badfella! | |
2781 | ||
2782 | ||
2783 | Why doesn't someone just step on | |
2784 | this creep, and we can all go home?! | |
2785 | ||
2786 | ||
2787 | - Order in this court! | |
2788 | - You're all thinking it! | |
2789 | ||
2790 | ||
2791 | Order! Order, I say! | |
2792 | ||
2793 | ||
2794 | - Say it! | |
2795 | - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! | |
2796 | ||
2797 | ||
2798 | I think it was awfully nice | |
2799 | of that bear to pitch in like that. | |
2800 | ||
2801 | ||
2802 | I think the jury's on our side. | |
2803 | ||
2804 | ||
2805 | Are we doing everything right, legally? | |
2806 | ||
2807 | ||
2808 | I'm a florist. | |
2809 | ||
2810 | ||
2811 | Right. Well, here's to a great team. | |
2812 | ||
2813 | ||
2814 | To a great team! | |
2815 | ||
2816 | ||
2817 | Well, hello. | |
2818 | ||
2819 | ||
2820 | - Ken! | |
2821 | - Hello. | |
2822 | ||
2823 | ||
2824 | I didn't think you were coming. | |
2825 | ||
2826 | ||
2827 | No, I was just late. | |
2828 | I tried to call, but... the battery. | |
2829 | ||
2830 | ||
2831 | I didn't want all this to go to waste, | |
2832 | so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. | |
2833 | ||
2834 | ||
2835 | Oh, that was lucky. | |
2836 | ||
2837 | ||
2838 | There's a little left. | |
2839 | I could heat it up. | |
2840 | ||
2841 | ||
2842 | Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. | |
2843 | ||
2844 | ||
2845 | So I hear you're quite a tennis player. | |
2846 | ||
2847 | ||
2848 | I'm not much for the game myself. | |
2849 | The ball's a little grabby. | |
2850 | ||
2851 | ||
2852 | That's where I usually sit. | |
2853 | Right... there. | |
2854 | ||
2855 | ||
2856 | Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, | |
2857 | ||
2858 | ||
2859 | and he agreed with me that eating with | |
2860 | chopsticks isn't really a special skill. | |
2861 | ||
2862 | ||
2863 | You think I don't see what you're doing? | |
2864 | ||
2865 | ||
2866 | I know how hard it is to find | |
2867 | the rightjob. We have that in common. | |
2868 | ||
2869 | ||
2870 | Do we? | |
2871 | ||
2872 | ||
2873 | Bees have 100 percent employment, | |
2874 | but we do jobs like taking the crud out. | |
2875 | ||
2876 | ||
2877 | That's just what | |
2878 | I was thinking about doing. | |
2879 | ||
2880 | ||
2881 | Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor | |
2882 | for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. | |
2883 | ||
2884 | ||
2885 | I'm going to drain the old stinger. | |
2886 | ||
2887 | ||
2888 | Yeah, you do that. | |
2889 | ||
2890 | ||
2891 | Look at that. | |
2892 | ||
2893 | ||
2894 | You know, I've just about had it | |
2895 | ||
2896 | ||
2897 | with your little mind games. | |
2898 | ||
2899 | ||
2900 | - What's that? | |
2901 | - Italian Vogue. | |
2902 | ||
2903 | ||
2904 | Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. | |
2905 | ||
2906 | ||
2907 | A lot of ads. | |
2908 | ||
2909 | ||
2910 | Remember what Van said, why is | |
2911 | your life more valuable than mine? | |
2912 | ||
2913 | ||
2914 | Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! | |
2915 | ||
2916 | ||
2917 | I think something stinks in here! | |
2918 | ||
2919 | ||
2920 | I love the smell of flowers. | |
2921 | ||
2922 | ||
2923 | How do you like the smell of flames?! | |
2924 | ||
2925 | ||
2926 | Not as much. | |
2927 | ||
2928 | ||
2929 | Water bug! Not taking sides! | |
2930 | ||
2931 | ||
2932 | Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! | |
2933 | This is pathetic! | |
2934 | ||
2935 | ||
2936 | I've got issues! | |
2937 | ||
2938 | ||
2939 | Well, well, well, a royal flush! | |
2940 | ||
2941 | ||
2942 | - You're bluffing. | |
2943 | - Am I? | |
2944 | ||
2945 | ||
2946 | Surf's up, dude! | |
2947 | ||
2948 | ||
2949 | Poo water! | |
2950 | ||
2951 | ||
2952 | That bowl is gnarly. | |
2953 | ||
2954 | ||
2955 | Except for those dirty yellow rings! | |
2956 | ||
2957 | ||
2958 | Kenneth! What are you doing?! | |
2959 | ||
2960 | ||
2961 | You know, I don't even like honey! | |
2962 | I don't eat it! | |
2963 | ||
2964 | ||
2965 | We need to talk! | |
2966 | ||
2967 | ||
2968 | He's just a little bee! | |
2969 | ||
2970 | ||
2971 | And he happens to be | |
2972 | the nicest bee I've met in a long time! | |
2973 | ||
2974 | ||
2975 | Long time? What are you talking about?! | |
2976 | Are there other bugs in your life? | |
2977 | ||
2978 | ||
2979 | No, but there are other things bugging | |
2980 | me in life. And you're one of them! | |
2981 | ||
2982 | ||
2983 | Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... | |
2984 | ||
2985 | ||
2986 | My nerves are fried from riding | |
2987 | on this emotional roller coaster! | |
2988 | ||
2989 | ||
2990 | Goodbye, Ken. | |
2991 | ||
2992 | ||
2993 | And for your information, | |
2994 | ||
2995 | ||
2996 | I prefer sugar-free, artificial | |
2997 | sweeteners made by man! | |
2998 | ||
2999 | ||
3000 | I'm sorry about all that. | |
3001 | ||
3002 | ||
3003 | I know it's got | |
3004 | an aftertaste! I like it! | |
3005 | ||
3006 | ||
3007 | I always felt there was some kind | |
3008 | of barrier between Ken and me. | |
3009 | ||
3010 | ||
3011 | I couldn't overcome it. | |
3012 | Oh, well. | |
3013 | ||
3014 | ||
3015 | Are you OK for the trial? | |
3016 | ||
3017 | ||
3018 | I believe Mr. Montgomery | |
3019 | is about out of ideas. | |
3020 | ||
3021 | ||
3022 | We would like to call | |
3023 | Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. | |
3024 | ||
3025 | ||
3026 | Good idea! You can really see why he's | |
3027 | considered one of the best lawyers... | |
3028 | ||
3029 | ||
3030 | Yeah. | |
3031 | ||
3032 | ||
3033 | Layton, you've | |
3034 | gotta weave some magic | |
3035 | ||
3036 | ||
3037 | with this jury, | |
3038 | or it's gonna be all over. | |
3039 | ||
3040 | ||
3041 | Don't worry. The only thing I have | |
3042 | to do to turn this jury around | |
3043 | ||
3044 | ||
3045 | is to remind them | |
3046 | of what they don't like about bees. | |
3047 | ||
3048 | ||
3049 | - You got the tweezers? | |
3050 | - Are you allergic? | |
3051 | ||
3052 | ||
3053 | Only to losing, son. Only to losing. | |
3054 | ||
3055 | ||
3056 | Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you | |
3057 | what I think we'd all like to know. | |
3058 | ||
3059 | ||
3060 | What exactly is your relationship | |
3061 | ||
3062 | ||
3063 | to that woman? | |
3064 | ||
3065 | ||
3066 | We're friends. | |
3067 | ||
3068 | ||
3069 | - Good friends? | |
3070 | - Yes. | |
3071 | ||
3072 | ||
3073 | How good? Do you live together? | |
3074 | ||
3075 | ||
3076 | Wait a minute... | |
3077 | ||
3078 | ||
3079 | Are you her little... | |
3080 | ||
3081 | ||
3082 | ...bedbug? | |
3083 | ||
3084 | ||
3085 | I've seen a bee documentary or two. | |
3086 | From what I understand, | |
3087 | ||
3088 | ||
3089 | doesn't your queen give birth | |
3090 | to all the bee children? | |
3091 | ||
3092 | ||
3093 | - Yeah, but... | |
3094 | - So those aren't your real parents! | |
3095 | ||
3096 | ||
3097 | - Oh, Barry... | |
3098 | - Yes, they are! | |
3099 | ||
3100 | ||
3101 | Hold me back! | |
3102 | ||
3103 | ||
3104 | You're an illegitimate bee, | |
3105 | aren't you, Benson? | |
3106 | ||
3107 | ||
3108 | He's denouncing bees! | |
3109 | ||
3110 | ||
3111 | Don't y'all date your cousins? | |
3112 | ||
3113 | ||
3114 | - Objection! | |
3115 | - I'm going to pincushion this guy! | |
3116 | ||
3117 | ||
3118 | Adam, don't! It's what he wants! | |
3119 | ||
3120 | ||
3121 | Oh, I'm hit!! | |
3122 | ||
3123 | ||
3124 | Oh, lordy, I am hit! | |
3125 | ||
3126 | ||
3127 | Order! Order! | |
3128 | ||
3129 | ||
3130 | The venom! The venom | |
3131 | is coursing through my veins! | |
3132 | ||
3133 | ||
3134 | I have been felled | |
3135 | by a winged beast of destruction! | |
3136 | ||
3137 | ||
3138 | You see? You can't treat them | |
3139 | like equals! They're striped savages! | |
3140 | ||
3141 | ||
3142 | Stinging's the only thing | |
3143 | they know! It's their way! | |
3144 | ||
3145 | ||
3146 | - Adam, stay with me. | |
3147 | - I can't feel my legs. | |
3148 | ||
3149 | ||
3150 | What angel of mercy | |
3151 | will come forward to suck the poison | |
3152 | ||
3153 | ||
3154 | from my heaving buttocks? | |
3155 | ||
3156 | ||
3157 | I will have order in this court. Order! | |
3158 | ||
3159 | ||
3160 | Order, please! | |
3161 | ||
3162 | ||
3163 | The case of the honeybees | |
3164 | versus the human race | |
3165 | ||
3166 | ||
3167 | took a pointed turn against the bees | |
3168 | ||
3169 | ||
3170 | yesterday when one of their legal | |
3171 | team stung Layton T. Montgomery. | |
3172 | ||
3173 | ||
3174 | - Hey, buddy. | |
3175 | - Hey. | |
3176 | ||
3177 | ||
3178 | - Is there much pain? | |
3179 | - Yeah. | |
3180 | ||
3181 | ||
3182 | I... | |
3183 | ||
3184 | ||
3185 | I blew the whole case, didn't I? | |
3186 | ||
3187 | ||
3188 | It doesn't matter. What matters is | |
3189 | you're alive. You could have died. | |
3190 | ||
3191 | ||
3192 | I'd be better off dead. Look at me. | |
3193 | ||
3194 | ||
3195 | They got it from the cafeteria | |
3196 | downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. | |
3197 | ||
3198 | ||
3199 | Look, there's | |
3200 | a little celery still on it. | |
3201 | ||
3202 | ||
3203 | What was it like to sting someone? | |
3204 | ||
3205 | ||
3206 | I can't explain it. It was all... | |
3207 | ||
3208 | ||
3209 | All adrenaline and then... | |
3210 | and then ecstasy! | |
3211 | ||
3212 | ||
3213 | All right. | |
3214 | ||
3215 | ||
3216 | You think it was all a trap? | |
3217 | ||
3218 | ||
3219 | Of course. I'm sorry. | |
3220 | I flew us right into this. | |
3221 | ||
3222 | ||
3223 | What were we thinking? Look at us. We're | |
3224 | just a couple of bugs in this world. | |
3225 | ||
3226 | ||
3227 | What will the humans do to us | |
3228 | if they win? | |
3229 | ||
3230 | ||
3231 | I don't know. | |
3232 | ||
3233 | ||
3234 | I hear they put the roaches in motels. | |
3235 | That doesn't sound so bad. | |
3236 | ||
3237 | ||
3238 | Adam, they check in, | |
3239 | but they don't check out! | |
3240 | ||
3241 | ||
3242 | Oh, my. | |
3243 | ||
3244 | ||
3245 | Oould you get a nurse | |
3246 | to close that window? | |
3247 | ||
3248 | ||
3249 | - Why? | |
3250 | - The smoke. | |
3251 | ||
3252 | ||
3253 | Bees don't smoke. | |
3254 | ||
3255 | ||
3256 | Right. Bees don't smoke. | |
3257 | ||
3258 | ||
3259 | Bees don't smoke! | |
3260 | But some bees are smoking. | |
3261 | ||
3262 | ||
3263 | That's it! That's our case! | |
3264 | ||
3265 | ||
3266 | It is? It's not over? | |
3267 | ||
3268 | ||
3269 | Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. | |
3270 | ||
3271 | ||
3272 | Get back to the court and stall. | |
3273 | Stall any way you can. | |
3274 | ||
3275 | ||
3276 | And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. | |
3277 | ||
3278 | ||
3279 | Mr. Flayman. | |
3280 | ||
3281 | ||
3282 | Yes? Yes, Your Honor! | |
3283 | ||
3284 | ||
3285 | Where is the rest of your team? | |
3286 | ||
3287 | ||
3288 | Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. | |
3289 | ||
3290 | ||
3291 | Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, | |
3292 | ||
3293 | ||
3294 | and as a result, | |
3295 | we don't make very good time. | |
3296 | ||
3297 | ||
3298 | I actually heard a funny story about... | |
3299 | ||
3300 | ||
3301 | Your Honor, | |
3302 | haven't these ridiculous bugs | |
3303 | ||
3304 | ||
3305 | taken up enough | |
3306 | of this court's valuable time? | |
3307 | ||
3308 | ||
3309 | How much longer will we allow | |
3310 | these absurd shenanigans to go on? | |
3311 | ||
3312 | ||
3313 | They have presented no compelling | |
3314 | evidence to support their charges | |
3315 | ||
3316 | ||
3317 | against my clients, | |
3318 | who run legitimate businesses. | |
3319 | ||
3320 | ||
3321 | I move for a complete dismissal | |
3322 | of this entire case! | |
3323 | ||
3324 | ||
3325 | Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going | |
3326 | ||
3327 | ||
3328 | to have to consider | |
3329 | Mr. Montgomery's motion. | |
3330 | ||
3331 | ||
3332 | But you can't! We have a terrific case. | |
3333 | ||
3334 | ||
3335 | Where is your proof? | |
3336 | Where is the evidence? | |
3337 | ||
3338 | ||
3339 | Show me the smoking gun! | |
3340 | ||
3341 | ||
3342 | Hold it, Your Honor! | |
3343 | You want a smoking gun? | |
3344 | ||
3345 | ||
3346 | Here is your smoking gun. | |
3347 | ||
3348 | ||
3349 | What is that? | |
3350 | ||
3351 | ||
3352 | It's a bee smoker! | |
3353 | ||
3354 | ||
3355 | What, this? | |
3356 | This harmless little contraption? | |
3357 | ||
3358 | ||
3359 | This couldn't hurt a fly, | |
3360 | let alone a bee. | |
3361 | ||
3362 | ||
3363 | Look at what has happened | |
3364 | ||
3365 | ||
3366 | to bees who have never been asked, | |
3367 | "Smoking or non?" | |
3368 | ||
3369 | ||
3370 | Is this what nature intended for us? | |
3371 | ||
3372 | ||
3373 | To be forcibly addicted | |
3374 | to smoke machines | |
3375 | ||
3376 | ||
3377 | and man-made wooden slat work camps? | |
3378 | ||
3379 | ||
3380 | Living out our lives as honey slaves | |
3381 | to the white man? | |
3382 | ||
3383 | ||
3384 | - What are we gonna do? | |
3385 | - He's playing the species card. | |
3386 | ||
3387 | ||
3388 | Ladies and gentlemen, please, | |
3389 | free these bees! | |
3390 | ||
3391 | ||
3392 | Free the bees! Free the bees! | |
3393 | ||
3394 | ||
3395 | Free the bees! | |
3396 | ||
3397 | ||
3398 | Free the bees! Free the bees! | |
3399 | ||
3400 | ||
3401 | The court finds in favor of the bees! | |
3402 | ||
3403 | ||
3404 | Vanessa, we won! | |
3405 | ||
3406 | ||
3407 | I knew you could do it! High-five! | |
3408 | ||
3409 | ||
3410 | Sorry. | |
3411 | ||
3412 | ||
3413 | I'm OK! You know what this means? | |
3414 | ||
3415 | ||
3416 | All the honey | |
3417 | will finally belong to the bees. | |
3418 | ||
3419 | ||
3420 | Now we won't have | |
3421 | to work so hard all the time. | |
3422 | ||
3423 | ||
3424 | This is an unholy perversion | |
3425 | of the balance of nature, Benson. | |
3426 | ||
3427 | ||
3428 | You'll regret this. | |
3429 | ||
3430 | ||
3431 | Barry, how much honey is out there? | |
3432 | ||
3433 | ||
3434 | All right. One at a time. | |
3435 | ||
3436 | ||
3437 | Barry, who are you wearing? | |
3438 | ||
3439 | ||
3440 | My sweater is Ralph Lauren, | |
3441 | and I have no pants. | |
3442 | ||
3443 | ||
3444 | - What if Montgomery's right? | |
3445 | - What do you mean? | |
3446 | ||
3447 | ||
3448 | We've been living the bee way | |
3449 | a long time, 27 million years. | |
3450 | ||
3451 | ||
3452 | Oongratulations on your victory. | |
3453 | What will you demand as a settlement? | |
3454 | ||
3455 | ||
3456 | First, we'll demand a complete shutdown | |
3457 | of all bee work camps. | |
3458 | ||
3459 | ||
3460 | Then we want back the honey | |
3461 | that was ours to begin with, | |
3462 | ||
3463 | ||
3464 | every last drop. | |
3465 | ||
3466 | ||
3467 | We demand an end to the glorification | |
3468 | of the bear as anything more | |
3469 | ||
3470 | ||
3471 | than a filthy, smelly, | |
3472 | bad-breath stink machine. | |
3473 | ||
3474 | ||
3475 | We're all aware | |
3476 | of what they do in the woods. | |
3477 | ||
3478 | ||
3479 | Wait for my signal. | |
3480 | ||
3481 | ||
3482 | Take him out. | |
3483 | ||
3484 | ||
3485 | He'll have nauseous | |
3486 | for a few hours, then he'll be fine. | |
3487 | ||
3488 | ||
3489 | And we will no longer tolerate | |
3490 | bee-negative nicknames... | |
3491 | ||
3492 | ||
3493 | But it's just a prance-about stage name! | |
3494 | ||
3495 | ||
3496 | ...unnecessary inclusion of honey | |
3497 | in bogus health products | |
3498 | ||
3499 | ||
3500 | and la-dee-da human | |
3501 | tea-time snack garnishments. | |
3502 | ||
3503 | ||
3504 | Oan't breathe. | |
3505 | ||
3506 | ||
3507 | Bring it in, boys! | |
3508 | ||
3509 | ||
3510 | Hold it right there! Good. | |
3511 | ||
3512 | ||
3513 | Tap it. | |
3514 | ||
3515 | ||
3516 | Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, | |
3517 | and there's gallons more coming! | |
3518 | ||
3519 | ||
3520 | - I think we need to shut down! | |
3521 | - Shut down? We've never shut down. | |
3522 | ||
3523 | ||
3524 | Shut down honey production! | |
3525 | ||
3526 | ||
3527 | Stop making honey! | |
3528 | ||
3529 | ||
3530 | Turn your key, sir! | |
3531 | ||
3532 | ||
3533 | What do we do now? | |
3534 | ||
3535 | ||
3536 | Oannonball! | |
3537 | ||
3538 | ||
3539 | We're shutting honey production! | |
3540 | ||
3541 | ||
3542 | Mission abort. | |
3543 | ||
3544 | ||
3545 | Aborting pollination and nectar detail. | |
3546 | Returning to base. | |
3547 | ||
3548 | ||
3549 | Adam, you wouldn't believe | |
3550 | how much honey was out there. | |
3551 | ||
3552 | ||
3553 | Oh, yeah? | |
3554 | ||
3555 | ||
3556 | What's going on? Where is everybody? | |
3557 | ||
3558 | ||
3559 | - Are they out celebrating? | |
3560 | - They're home. | |
3561 | ||
3562 | ||
3563 | They don't know what to do. | |
3564 | Laying out, sleeping in. | |
3565 | ||
3566 | ||
3567 | I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way | |
3568 | to San Antonio with a cricket. | |
3569 | ||
3570 | ||
3571 | At least we got our honey back. | |
3572 | ||
3573 | ||
3574 | Sometimes I think, so what if humans | |
3575 | liked our honey? Who wouldn't? | |
3576 | ||
3577 | ||
3578 | It's the greatest thing in the world! | |
3579 | I was excited to be part of making it. | |
3580 | ||
3581 | ||
3582 | This was my new desk. This was my | |
3583 | new job. I wanted to do it really well. | |
3584 | ||
3585 | ||
3586 | And now... | |
3587 | ||
3588 | ||
3589 | Now I can't. | |
3590 | ||
3591 | ||
3592 | I don't understand | |
3593 | why they're not happy. | |
3594 | ||
3595 | ||
3596 | I thought their lives would be better! | |
3597 | ||
3598 | ||
3599 | They're doing nothing. It's amazing. | |
3600 | Honey really changes people. | |
3601 | ||
3602 | ||
3603 | You don't have any idea | |
3604 | what's going on, do you? | |
3605 | ||
3606 | ||
3607 | - What did you want to show me? | |
3608 | - This. | |
3609 | ||
3610 | ||
3611 | What happened here? | |
3612 | ||
3613 | ||
3614 | That is not the half of it. | |
3615 | ||
3616 | ||
3617 | Oh, no. Oh, my. | |
3618 | ||
3619 | ||
3620 | They're all wilting. | |
3621 | ||
3622 | ||
3623 | Doesn't look very good, does it? | |
3624 | ||
3625 | ||
3626 | No. | |
3627 | ||
3628 | ||
3629 | And whose fault do you think that is? | |
3630 | ||
3631 | ||
3632 | You know, I'm gonna guess bees. | |
3633 | ||
3634 | ||
3635 | Bees? | |
3636 | ||
3637 | ||
3638 | Specifically, me. | |
3639 | ||
3640 | ||
3641 | I didn't think bees not needing to make | |
3642 | honey would affect all these things. | |
3643 | ||
3644 | ||
3645 | It's notjust flowers. | |
3646 | Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. | |
3647 | ||
3648 | ||
3649 | That's our whole SAT test right there. | |
3650 | ||
3651 | ||
3652 | Take away produce, that affects | |
3653 | the entire animal kingdom. | |
3654 | ||
3655 | ||
3656 | And then, of course... | |
3657 | ||
3658 | ||
3659 | The human species? | |
3660 | ||
3661 | ||
3662 | So if there's no more pollination, | |
3663 | ||
3664 | ||
3665 | it could all just go south here, | |
3666 | couldn't it? | |
3667 | ||
3668 | ||
3669 | I know this is also partly my fault. | |
3670 | ||
3671 | ||
3672 | How about a suicide pact? | |
3673 | ||
3674 | ||
3675 | How do we do it? | |
3676 | ||
3677 | ||
3678 | - I'll sting you, you step on me. | |
3679 | - Thatjust kills you twice. | |
3680 | ||
3681 | ||
3682 | Right, right. | |
3683 | ||
3684 | ||
3685 | Listen, Barry... | |
3686 | sorry, but I gotta get going. | |
3687 | ||
3688 | ||
3689 | I had to open my mouth and talk. | |
3690 | ||
3691 | ||
3692 | Vanessa? | |
3693 | ||
3694 | ||
3695 | Vanessa? Why are you leaving? | |
3696 | Where are you going? | |
3697 | ||
3698 | ||
3699 | To the final Tournament of Roses parade | |
3700 | in Pasadena. | |
3701 | ||
3702 | ||
3703 | They've moved it to this weekend | |
3704 | because all the flowers are dying. | |
3705 | ||
3706 | ||
3707 | It's the last chance | |
3708 | I'll ever have to see it. | |
3709 | ||
3710 | ||
3711 | Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. | |
3712 | I never meant it to turn out like this. | |
3713 | ||
3714 | ||
3715 | I know. Me neither. | |
3716 | ||
3717 | ||
3718 | Tournament of Roses. | |
3719 | Roses can't do sports. | |
3720 | ||
3721 | ||
3722 | Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? | |
3723 | ||
3724 | ||
3725 | Roses! | |
3726 | ||
3727 | ||
3728 | Vanessa! | |
3729 | ||
3730 | ||
3731 | Roses?! | |
3732 | ||
3733 | ||
3734 | Barry? | |
3735 | ||
3736 | ||
3737 | - Roses are flowers! | |
3738 | - Yes, they are. | |
3739 | ||
3740 | ||
3741 | Flowers, bees, pollen! | |
3742 | ||
3743 | ||
3744 | I know. | |
3745 | That's why this is the last parade. | |
3746 | ||
3747 | ||
3748 | Maybe not. | |
3749 | Oould you ask him to slow down? | |
3750 | ||
3751 | ||
3752 | Oould you slow down? | |
3753 | ||
3754 | ||
3755 | Barry! | |
3756 | ||
3757 | ||
3758 | OK, I made a huge mistake. | |
3759 | This is a total disaster, all my fault. | |
3760 | ||
3761 | ||
3762 | Yes, it kind of is. | |
3763 | ||
3764 | ||
3765 | I've ruined the planet. | |
3766 | I wanted to help you | |
3767 | ||
3768 | ||
3769 | with the flower shop. | |
3770 | I've made it worse. | |
3771 | ||
3772 | ||
3773 | Actually, it's completely closed down. | |
3774 | ||
3775 | ||
3776 | I thought maybe you were remodeling. | |
3777 | ||
3778 | ||
3779 | But I have another idea, and it's | |
3780 | greater than my previous ideas combined. | |
3781 | ||
3782 | ||
3783 | I don't want to hear it! | |
3784 | ||
3785 | ||
3786 | All right, they have the roses, | |
3787 | the roses have the pollen. | |
3788 | ||
3789 | ||
3790 | I know every bee, plant | |
3791 | and flower bud in this park. | |
3792 | ||
3793 | ||
3794 | All we gotta do is get what they've got | |
3795 | back here with what we've got. | |
3796 | ||
3797 | ||
3798 | - Bees. | |
3799 | - Park. | |
3800 | ||
3801 | ||
3802 | - Pollen! | |
3803 | - Flowers. | |
3804 | ||
3805 | ||
3806 | - Repollination! | |
3807 | - Across the nation! | |
3808 | ||
3809 | ||
3810 | Tournament of Roses, | |
3811 | Pasadena, Oalifornia. | |
3812 | ||
3813 | ||
3814 | They've got nothing | |
3815 | but flowers, floats and cotton candy. | |
3816 | ||
3817 | ||
3818 | Security will be tight. | |
3819 | ||
3820 | ||
3821 | I have an idea. | |
3822 | ||
3823 | ||
3824 | Vanessa Bloome, FTD. | |
3825 | ||
3826 | ||
3827 | Official floral business. It's real. | |
3828 | ||
3829 | ||
3830 | Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. | |
3831 | ||
3832 | ||
3833 | Thank you. It was a gift. | |
3834 | ||
3835 | ||
3836 | Once inside, | |
3837 | we just pick the right float. | |
3838 | ||
3839 | ||
3840 | How about The Princess and the Pea? | |
3841 | ||
3842 | ||
3843 | I could be the princess, | |
3844 | and you could be the pea! | |
3845 | ||
3846 | ||
3847 | Yes, I got it. | |
3848 | ||
3849 | ||
3850 | - Where should I sit? | |
3851 | - What are you? | |
3852 | ||
3853 | ||
3854 | - I believe I'm the pea. | |
3855 | - The pea? | |
3856 | ||
3857 | ||
3858 | It goes under the mattresses. | |
3859 | ||
3860 | ||
3861 | - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. | |
3862 | - I'm getting the marshal. | |
3863 | ||
3864 | ||
3865 | You do that! | |
3866 | This whole parade is a fiasco! | |
3867 | ||
3868 | ||
3869 | Let's see what this baby'll do. | |
3870 | ||
3871 | ||
3872 | Hey, what are you doing?! | |
3873 | ||
3874 | ||
3875 | Then all we do | |
3876 | is blend in with traffic... | |
3877 | ||
3878 | ||
3879 | ...without arousing suspicion. | |
3880 | ||
3881 | ||
3882 | Once at the airport, | |
3883 | there's no stopping us. | |
3884 | ||
3885 | ||
3886 | Stop! Security. | |
3887 | ||
3888 | ||
3889 | - You and your insect pack your float? | |
3890 | - Yes. | |
3891 | ||
3892 | ||
3893 | Has it been | |
3894 | in your possession the entire time? | |
3895 | ||
3896 | ||
3897 | Would you remove your shoes? | |
3898 | ||
3899 | ||
3900 | - Remove your stinger. | |
3901 | - It's part of me. | |
3902 | ||
3903 | ||
3904 | I know. Just having some fun. | |
3905 | Enjoy your flight. | |
3906 | ||
3907 | ||
3908 | Then if we're lucky, we'll have | |
3909 | just enough pollen to do the job. | |
3910 | ||
3911 | ||
3912 | Oan you believe how lucky we are? We | |
3913 | have just enough pollen to do the job! | |
3914 | ||
3915 | ||
3916 | I think this is gonna work. | |
3917 | ||
3918 | ||
3919 | It's got to work. | |
3920 | ||
3921 | ||
3922 | Attention, passengers, | |
3923 | this is Oaptain Scott. | |
3924 | ||
3925 | ||
3926 | We have a bit of bad weather | |
3927 | in New York. | |
3928 | ||
3929 | ||
3930 | It looks like we'll experience | |
3931 | a couple hours delay. | |
3932 | ||
3933 | ||
3934 | Barry, these are cut flowers | |
3935 | with no water. They'll never make it. | |
3936 | ||
3937 | ||
3938 | I gotta get up there | |
3939 | and talk to them. | |
3940 | ||
3941 | ||
3942 | Be careful. | |
3943 | ||
3944 | ||
3945 | Oan I get help | |
3946 | with the Sky Mall magazine? | |
3947 | ||
3948 | ||
3949 | I'd like to order the talking | |
3950 | inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. | |
3951 | ||
3952 | ||
3953 | Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. | |
3954 | ||
3955 | ||
3956 | - What'd you say, Hal? | |
3957 | - Nothing. | |
3958 | ||
3959 | ||
3960 | Bee! | |
3961 | ||
3962 | ||
3963 | Don't freak out! My entire species... | |
3964 | ||
3965 | ||
3966 | What are you doing? | |
3967 | ||
3968 | ||
3969 | - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! | |
3970 | - Who's an attorney? | |
3971 | ||
3972 | ||
3973 | Don't move. | |
3974 | ||
3975 | ||
3976 | Oh, Barry. | |
3977 | ||
3978 | ||
3979 | Good afternoon, passengers. | |
3980 | This is your captain. | |
3981 | ||
3982 | ||
3983 | Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B | |
3984 | please report to the cockpit? | |
3985 | ||
3986 | ||
3987 | And please hurry! | |
3988 | ||
3989 | ||
3990 | What happened here? | |
3991 | ||
3992 | ||
3993 | There was a DustBuster, | |
3994 | a toupee, a life raft exploded. | |
3995 | ||
3996 | ||
3997 | One's bald, one's in a boat, | |
3998 | they're both unconscious! | |
3999 | ||
4000 | ||
4001 | - Is that another bee joke? | |
4002 | - No! | |
4003 | ||
4004 | ||
4005 | No one's flying the plane! | |
4006 | ||
4007 | ||
4008 | This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. | |
4009 | What's your status? | |
4010 | ||
4011 | ||
4012 | This is Vanessa Bloome. | |
4013 | I'm a florist from New York. | |
4014 | ||
4015 | ||
4016 | Where's the pilot? | |
4017 | ||
4018 | ||
4019 | He's unconscious, | |
4020 | and so is the copilot. | |
4021 | ||
4022 | ||
4023 | Not good. Does anyone onboard | |
4024 | have flight experience? | |
4025 | ||
4026 | ||
4027 | As a matter of fact, there is. | |
4028 | ||
4029 | ||
4030 | - Who's that? | |
4031 | - Barry Benson. | |
4032 | ||
4033 | ||
4034 | From the honey trial?! Oh, great. | |
4035 | ||
4036 | ||
4037 | Vanessa, this is nothing more | |
4038 | than a big metal bee. | |
4039 | ||
4040 | ||
4041 | It's got giant wings, huge engines. | |
4042 | ||
4043 | ||
4044 | I can't fly a plane. | |
4045 | ||
4046 | ||
4047 | - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? | |
4048 | - Yes. | |
4049 | ||
4050 | ||
4051 | How hard could it be? | |
4052 | ||
4053 | ||
4054 | Wait, Barry! | |
4055 | We're headed into some lightning. | |
4056 | ||
4057 | ||
4058 | This is Bob Bumble. We have some | |
4059 | late-breaking news from JFK Airport, | |
4060 | ||
4061 | ||
4062 | where a suspenseful scene | |
4063 | is developing. | |
4064 | ||
4065 | ||
4066 | Barry Benson, | |
4067 | fresh from his legal victory... | |
4068 | ||
4069 | ||
4070 | That's Barry! | |
4071 | ||
4072 | ||
4073 | ...is attempting to land a plane, | |
4074 | loaded with people, flowers | |
4075 | ||
4076 | ||
4077 | and an incapacitated flight crew. | |
4078 | ||
4079 | ||
4080 | Flowers?! | |
4081 | ||
4082 | ||
4083 | We have a storm in the area | |
4084 | and two individuals at the controls | |
4085 | ||
4086 | ||
4087 | with absolutely no flight experience. | |
4088 | ||
4089 | ||
4090 | Just a minute. | |
4091 | There's a bee on that plane. | |
4092 | ||
4093 | ||
4094 | I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson | |
4095 | and his no-account compadres. | |
4096 | ||
4097 | ||
4098 | They've done enough damage. | |
4099 | ||
4100 | ||
4101 | But isn't he your only hope? | |
4102 | ||
4103 | ||
4104 | Technically, a bee | |
4105 | shouldn't be able to fly at all. | |
4106 | ||
4107 | ||
4108 | Their wings are too small... | |
4109 | ||
4110 | ||
4111 | Haven't we heard this a million times? | |
4112 | ||
4113 | ||
4114 | "The surface area of the wings | |
4115 | and body mass make no sense." | |
4116 | ||
4117 | ||
4118 | - Get this on the air! | |
4119 | - Got it. | |
4120 | ||
4121 | ||
4122 | - Stand by. | |
4123 | - We're going live. | |
4124 | ||
4125 | ||
4126 | The way we work may be a mystery to you. | |
4127 | ||
4128 | ||
4129 | Making honey takes a lot of bees | |
4130 | doing a lot of small jobs. | |
4131 | ||
4132 | ||
4133 | But let me tell you about a small job. | |
4134 | ||
4135 | ||
4136 | If you do it well, | |
4137 | it makes a big difference. | |
4138 | ||
4139 | ||
4140 | More than we realized. | |
4141 | To us, to everyone. | |
4142 | ||
4143 | ||
4144 | That's why I want to get bees | |
4145 | back to working together. | |
4146 | ||
4147 | ||
4148 | That's the bee way! | |
4149 | We're not made of Jell-O. | |
4150 | ||
4151 | ||
4152 | We get behind a fellow. | |
4153 | ||
4154 | ||
4155 | - Black and yellow! | |
4156 | - Hello! | |
4157 | ||
4158 | ||
4159 | Left, right, down, hover. | |
4160 | ||
4161 | ||
4162 | - Hover? | |
4163 | - Forget hover. | |
4164 | ||
4165 | ||
4166 | This isn't so hard. | |
4167 | Beep-beep! Beep-beep! | |
4168 | ||
4169 | ||
4170 | Barry, what happened?! | |
4171 | ||
4172 | ||
4173 | Wait, I think we were | |
4174 | on autopilot the whole time. | |
4175 | ||
4176 | ||
4177 | - That may have been helping me. | |
4178 | - And now we're not! | |
4179 | ||
4180 | ||
4181 | So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. | |
4182 | ||
4183 | ||
4184 | All of you, let's get | |
4185 | behind this fellow! Move it out! | |
4186 | ||
4187 | ||
4188 | Move out! | |
4189 | ||
4190 | ||
4191 | Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, | |
4192 | you copy me with the wings of the plane! | |
4193 | ||
4194 | ||
4195 | Don't have to yell. | |
4196 | ||
4197 | ||
4198 | I'm not yelling! | |
4199 | We're in a lot of trouble. | |
4200 | ||
4201 | ||
4202 | It's very hard to concentrate | |
4203 | with that panicky tone in your voice! | |
4204 | ||
4205 | ||
4206 | It's not a tone. I'm panicking! | |
4207 | ||
4208 | ||
4209 | I can't do this! | |
4210 | ||
4211 | ||
4212 | Vanessa, pull yourself together. | |
4213 | You have to snap out of it! | |
4214 | ||
4215 | ||
4216 | You snap out of it. | |
4217 | ||
4218 | ||
4219 | You snap out of it. | |
4220 | ||
4221 | ||
4222 | - You snap out of it! | |
4223 | - You snap out of it! | |
4224 | ||
4225 | ||
4226 | - You snap out of it! | |
4227 | - You snap out of it! | |
4228 | ||
4229 | ||
4230 | - You snap out of it! | |
4231 | - You snap out of it! | |
4232 | ||
4233 | ||
4234 | - Hold it! | |
4235 | - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. | |
4236 | ||
4237 | ||
4238 | How is the plane flying? | |
4239 | ||
4240 | ||
4241 | I don't know. | |
4242 | ||
4243 | ||
4244 | Hello? | |
4245 | ||
4246 | ||
4247 | Benson, got any flowers | |
4248 | for a happy occasion in there? | |
4249 | ||
4250 | ||
4251 | The Pollen Jocks! | |
4252 | ||
4253 | ||
4254 | They do get behind a fellow. | |
4255 | ||
4256 | ||
4257 | - Black and yellow. | |
4258 | - Hello. | |
4259 | ||
4260 | ||
4261 | All right, let's drop this tin can | |
4262 | on the blacktop. | |
4263 | ||
4264 | ||
4265 | Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? | |
4266 | ||
4267 | ||
4268 | No, nothing. It's all cloudy. | |
4269 | ||
4270 | ||
4271 | Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. | |
4272 | ||
4273 | ||
4274 | - Thinking bee. | |
4275 | - Thinking bee. | |
4276 | ||
4277 | ||
4278 | Thinking bee! | |
4279 | Thinking bee! Thinking bee! | |
4280 | ||
4281 | ||
4282 | Wait a minute. | |
4283 | I think I'm feeling something. | |
4284 | ||
4285 | ||
4286 | - What? | |
4287 | - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. | |
4288 | ||
4289 | ||
4290 | Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. | |
4291 | ||
4292 | ||
4293 | Bring the nose down. | |
4294 | ||
4295 | ||
4296 | Thinking bee! | |
4297 | Thinking bee! Thinking bee! | |
4298 | ||
4299 | ||
4300 | - What in the world is on the tarmac? | |
4301 | - Get some lights on that! | |
4302 | ||
4303 | ||
4304 | Thinking bee! | |
4305 | Thinking bee! Thinking bee! | |
4306 | ||
4307 | ||
4308 | - Vanessa, aim for the flower. | |
4309 | - OK. | |
4310 | ||
4311 | ||
4312 | Out the engines. We're going in | |
4313 | on bee power. Ready, boys? | |
4314 | ||
4315 | ||
4316 | Affirmative! | |
4317 | ||
4318 | ||
4319 | Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. | |
4320 | ||
4321 | ||
4322 | Land on that flower! | |
4323 | ||
4324 | ||
4325 | Ready? Full reverse! | |
4326 | ||
4327 | ||
4328 | Spin it around! | |
4329 | ||
4330 | ||
4331 | - Not that flower! The other one! | |
4332 | - Which one? | |
4333 | ||
4334 | ||
4335 | - That flower. | |
4336 | - I'm aiming at the flower! | |
4337 | ||
4338 | ||
4339 | That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. | |
4340 | I mean the giant pulsating flower | |
4341 | ||
4342 | ||
4343 | made of millions of bees! | |
4344 | ||
4345 | ||
4346 | Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. | |
4347 | ||
4348 | ||
4349 | Rotate around it. | |
4350 | ||
4351 | ||
4352 | - This is insane, Barry! | |
4353 | - This's the only way I know how to fly. | |
4354 | ||
4355 | ||
4356 | Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane | |
4357 | flying in an insect-like pattern? | |
4358 | ||
4359 | ||
4360 | Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. | |
4361 | Smell it. Full reverse! | |
4362 | ||
4363 | ||
4364 | Just drop it. Be a part of it. | |
4365 | ||
4366 | ||
4367 | Aim for the center! | |
4368 | ||
4369 | ||
4370 | Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! | |
4371 | ||
4372 | ||
4373 | Oome on, already. | |
4374 | ||
4375 | ||
4376 | Barry, we did it! | |
4377 | You taught me how to fly! | |
4378 | ||
4379 | ||
4380 | - Yes. No high-five! | |
4381 | - Right. | |
4382 | ||
4383 | ||
4384 | Barry, it worked! | |
4385 | Did you see the giant flower? | |
4386 | ||
4387 | ||
4388 | What giant flower? Where? Of course | |
4389 | I saw the flower! That was genius! | |
4390 | ||
4391 | ||
4392 | - Thank you. | |
4393 | - But we're not done yet. | |
4394 | ||
4395 | ||
4396 | Listen, everyone! | |
4397 | ||
4398 | ||
4399 | This runway is covered | |
4400 | with the last pollen | |
4401 | ||
4402 | ||
4403 | from the last flowers | |
4404 | available anywhere on Earth. | |
4405 | ||
4406 | ||
4407 | That means this is our last chance. | |
4408 | ||
4409 | ||
4410 | We're the only ones who make honey, | |
4411 | pollinate flowers and dress like this. | |
4412 | ||
4413 | ||
4414 | If we're gonna survive as a species, | |
4415 | this is our moment! What do you say? | |
4416 | ||
4417 | ||
4418 | Are we going to be bees, orjust | |
4419 | Museum of Natural History keychains? | |
4420 | ||
4421 | ||
4422 | We're bees! | |
4423 | ||
4424 | ||
4425 | Keychain! | |
4426 | ||
4427 | ||
4428 | Then follow me! Except Keychain. | |
4429 | ||
4430 | ||
4431 | Hold on, Barry. Here. | |
4432 | ||
4433 | ||
4434 | You've earned this. | |
4435 | ||
4436 | ||
4437 | Yeah! | |
4438 | ||
4439 | ||
4440 | I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect | |
4441 | fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. | |
4442 | ||
4443 | ||
4444 | Oh, yeah. | |
4445 | ||
4446 | ||
4447 | That's our Barry. | |
4448 | ||
4449 | ||
4450 | Mom! The bees are back! | |
4451 | ||
4452 | ||
4453 | If anybody needs | |
4454 | to make a call, now's the time. | |
4455 | ||
4456 | ||
4457 | I got a feeling we'll be | |
4458 | working late tonight! | |
4459 | ||
4460 | ||
4461 | Here's your change. Have a great | |
4462 | afternoon! Oan I help who's next? | |
4463 | ||
4464 | ||
4465 | Would you like some honey with that? | |
4466 | It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. | |
4467 | ||
4468 | ||
4469 | Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. | |
4470 | And I don't see a nickel! | |
4471 | ||
4472 | ||
4473 | Sometimes I just feel | |
4474 | like a piece of meat! | |
4475 | ||
4476 | ||
4477 | I had no idea. | |
4478 | ||
4479 | ||
4480 | Barry, I'm sorry. | |
4481 | Have you got a moment? | |
4482 | ||
4483 | ||
4484 | Would you excuse me? | |
4485 | My mosquito associate will help you. | |
4486 | ||
4487 | ||
4488 | Sorry I'm late. | |
4489 | ||
4490 | ||
4491 | He's a lawyer too? | |
4492 | ||
4493 | ||
4494 | I was already a blood-sucking parasite. | |
4495 | All I needed was a briefcase. | |
4496 | ||
4497 | ||
4498 | Have a great afternoon! | |
4499 | ||
4500 | ||
4501 | Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, | |
4502 | and I can't get them anywhere. | |
4503 | ||
4504 | ||
4505 | No problem, Vannie. | |
4506 | Just leave it to me. | |
4507 | ||
4508 | ||
4509 | You're a lifesaver, Barry. | |
4510 | Can I help who's next? | |
4511 | ||
4512 | ||
4513 | All right, scramble, jocks! | |
4514 | It's time to fly. | |
4515 | ||
4516 | ||
4517 | Thank you, Barry! | |
4518 | ||
4519 | ||
4520 | That bee is living my life! | |
4521 | ||
4522 | ||
4523 | Let it go, Kenny. | |
4524 | ||
4525 | ||
4526 | - When will this nightmare end?! | |
4527 | - Let it all go. | |
4528 | ||
4529 | ||
4530 | - Beautiful day to fly. | |
4531 | - Sure is. | |
4532 | ||
4533 | ||
4534 | Between you and me, | |
4535 | I was dying to get out of that office. | |
4536 | ||
4537 | ||
4538 | You have got | |
4539 | to start thinking bee, my friend. | |
4540 | ||
4541 | ||
4542 | - Thinking bee! | |
4543 | - Me? | |
4544 | ||
4545 | ||
4546 | Hold it. Let's just stop | |
4547 | for a second. Hold it. | |
4548 | ||
4549 | ||
4550 | I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. | |
4551 | Oan we stop here? | |
4552 | ||
4553 | ||
4554 | I'm not making a major life decision | |
4555 | during a production number! | |
4556 | ||
4557 | ||
4558 | All right. Take ten, everybody. | |
4559 | Wrap it up, guys. | |
4560 | ||
4561 | ||
4562 | I had virtually no rehearsal for that. |