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1 | Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game | |
2 | (because no human could survive WITH alcohol) | |
3 | ||
4 | Take a shot every time: | |
5 | -A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread | |
6 | -Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish | |
7 | -One of the following commercials airs: | |
8 | - | -"Where R" |
8 | + | -Internet Explorer 9 |
9 | - | -Vitamin Water |
9 | + | -Vitamin Water (two shots if its the one with the saxophone player) |
10 | -Gamefly | |
11 | -Trojan condoms | |
12 | - | -"Yeah" (sister killed by text) |
12 | + | -Hot Pockets (either the German Girl or the "Healthy Food") |
13 | - | |
13 | + | |
14 | Bonus: | |
15 | -Quote Goodfellas or Casino every time you see Joe Pesci in a Snickers comercial. | |
16 | ||
17 | Bleach | |
18 | -The show starts | |
19 | - | -Two shots every time you hear Zanpakuto |
19 | + | |
20 | -If the human characters (besides Ichigo) are useless. | |
21 | - | Deadman Wonderland |
21 | + | -Someone gets kidnapped. |
22 | - | -Yoh bitches about cast points |
22 | + | -Someone does something treasonous and stupid for no good reason. |
23 | - | -Shiro does something cute/badass |
23 | + | -Ichigo auto bankai's |
24 | - | -Someone gets beat down (two shots if it's Ganta, three if it's Yoh) |
24 | + | -Every time Kikuchiyo tries to be/is awesome |
25 | - | -Ganta mans up |
25 | + | -Rangiku or Rukia are shit in a fight. |
26 | - | -Makina actually does something plot relevant |
26 | + | -Something cool actually happens |
27 | - | -There's a Red Man flashback |
27 | + | -A character is saved at the last moment |
28 | - | -Guards act like bros |
28 | + | -An ass pull occurs |
29 | - | -Drink whenever there's censorship of any kind. |
29 | + | -SECRET TECHNIQUE is unveiled |
30 | - | -BEEEEEP = don't stop drinking until beep ends. |
30 | + | -Spells are useless |
31 | - | -The Lawyer shows how batshit crazy he is |
31 | + | -Somebody has an inner monologue while fighting |
32 | - | -SHINI SHINI |
32 | + | -Somebody explains how their powers work to the enemy they're fighting |
33 | -They reuse animation | |
34 | -They cut to a flashback in the middle of a fight (2 shots if the flashback is from the same episode) | |
35 | -Somebody gets loses an arm (finish your drink if they get their arm back) | |
36 | -An enemy emerges unscathed from a super powerful attack (two drinks if it was a "forbidden technique") | |
37 | -The super special awesome mega-power from this arc turns out to be completely worthless afterward. | |
38 | ||
39 | Samurai 7 | |
40 | -Every time badly textured CG shows up. | |
41 | -Count the minutes between action scenes. Drink one shot for each minute. | |
42 | -Robot samurai says battle | |
43 | -Someone gets decapitated | |
44 | -Someone mentions rice | |
45 | -A new character with a ridiculous overbite shows up | |
46 | -Little sister is adorable or annoying (leaving this up to individual discretion) | |
47 | -One of the seven samurai says "samurai" | |
48 | -A samurai being a dick to the farmers just cause they're farmers | |
49 | ||
50 | Casshern Sins | |
51 | -Someone says "Casshern" | |
52 | -Friender is actually in the episode | |
53 | -You hear "KILL CASSHERN! DEVOUR CASSHERN!" | |
54 | -Women toss themselves at Casshern (Two shots if it's Lyuze) | |
55 | -Braking Boss shows up | |
56 | -Casshern cries | |
57 | -Casshern complains about being Casshern | |
58 | -Casshern goes into Kill Mode | |
59 | -A detailed close up shot appears | |
60 | -Ringo first appears in an episode | |
61 | -Someone mentions Luna. Two shots if they say "Sun named Moon". | |
62 | -Someone who isn't an robot gang member dies | |
63 | ||
64 | Eureka 7 | |
65 | -Renton is a whiny bitch/badass | |
66 | -Eureka talks to the Nirvash | |
67 | -Anemone eats jam | |
68 | -Eureka's kids are irritating as fuck | |
69 | -Anemone causes a whyboner | |
70 | -Renton gets screwed over/treated like shit | |
71 | -People treat Renton like shit/screw him over specifically because they want to show him that they care | |
72 | -The Itano Circus comes to town. | |
73 | -Holland is a colossal dick (especially to Renton) | |
74 | -Dominic is excessively optimistic | |
75 | -Matthieu says honey | |
76 | -Someone does a Cutback Drop Turn | |
77 | -Diane's face is obscured | |
78 | -Someone refers to Adrock as 'the King', especially as an allusion to the Golden Bough. | |
79 | -Any time the Golden Bough is referenced/seen. | |
80 | ||
81 | Thundercats (2012) | |
82 | -Someone says Whiskers | |
83 | -Lion-O gets shit on (2 shots if it's Tygra) | |
84 | -Cheetara's breasts are unusually conspicuous | |
85 | -Panthro cannot handle things being cute | |
86 | -Technology is mentioned | |
87 | -Cheetara or Wilykit get an ass/pantyshot | |
88 | -Lion-O broods | |
89 | -The Thundercat symbol appears | |
90 | -Wilykit is implied to want Elephantman dick | |
91 | ||
92 | Sym-bionic Titan | |
93 | -The armor suits show up | |
94 | -The trio combine into Titan | |
95 | -Modula, Solomon, and/or General Steel make an appearance | |
96 | -A Mutradi monster comes out of the space gate | |
97 | -A high school scene starts | |
98 | -Whenever the next door neighbor barges into their house uninvited | |
99 | -Every well-defined ass shot | |
100 | -Someone says "Titan" | |
101 | -Titan uses a weapon that isn't a sword | |
102 | -Steel yells something | |
103 | -Modula does something fucking crazy, in the literal sense or in the badass sense | |
104 | -Solomon calls Steel a dumbass | |
105 | -Lance pulls a face | |
106 | -Ilana says 'Heart' | |
107 | -Octus makes a comment about human behavior | |
108 | -5 shots for Booty Quake (you can't miss it) | |
109 | ||
110 | FMA: Brotherhood | |
111 | -Hughes is mentioned | |
112 | -Humor awkwardly interrupts a serious scene | |
113 | -Ling and Greed fight over Ling's body | |
114 | -Ed is referred to just as "Fullmetal" | |
115 | -Someone calls Ed short | |
116 | -The Elric brothers say something about getting their bodies back | |
117 | -Armstrong, Riza or Mustang are badass. | |
118 | -Armstrong takes off his shirt | |
119 | -Von Hohenheim is depressed | |
120 | -Anyone says something about a philosophers stone. | |
121 | -King Bradly is being a badass | |
122 | ||
123 | Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex | |
124 | -You see all that CGI in the First Gig Intro | |
125 | -They drop a title | |
126 | -You don't understand what was just said | |
127 | -Togusa uses his revolver | |
128 | -There's a gory gunshot wound | |
129 | -Anytime the Major's outfit makes her look less attractive. | |
130 | -Tachikomas say something cute | |
131 | -Togusa makes a comment about being pretty un-cyborg, or someone comments on his lack of cyborg | |
132 | -A philosophical discussion happens | |
133 | -The Laughing Man logo appears. | |
134 | ||
135 | Cowboy Bebop | |
136 | -The three old guys show up | |
137 | -Faye gets herself in trouble | |
138 | -Someone pulls a gun | |
139 | -Tank! finishes playing | |
140 | -Spike mentions hating either kids or pets. | |
141 | -Any character says bounty. | |
142 | -Spike does something borderline awesome/badass | |
143 | -You d'aaw at Ed | |
144 | -Faye gets herself into trouble | |
145 | -"See You Space Cowboy" shows up |