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 >Be anon
->Somehow get to Equestria
+>You fucked up.
->Upon arrival, you have nothing but what you had on you.
+>You don't know if you'll ever be able to show your face around your family ever again after what you pulled.
->A wallet filled with now useless currency and identification, your keys, and a candy wrapper.
+>Your car begins to vibrate as a low bass sound hits your ears.
->You look around the area.
+>You pull back onto the center of the road; its not the time to think, focus on driving.
->You can see a forest, mountains, and what looks to be a village.
+>You shouldn't even be driving right now; the family reunion goes on for another two days.
->Heading towards civilization seems like a good idea, maybe you can get an idea as to where you are.
+>It gets hard to see, but its hard to tell if the rain got heavier or if its the tears you've been fighting off this whole time.
->Its short walk though what appeared to be the morning hours, but it could just as easily be evening.
+>After fumbling around for a few seconds, you put the wipers at full speed.
->You stop at the villages edge after you see a mint-colored unicorn levitating something in front of it.
+>Doesn't help much, so you turn on the brights.
->It sees you as well, the shock causing it to wide-eyed and drop whatever is was.. holding?
+>The light doesn't go far before its consumed in the dark of night.
->It doesn't look terrified at the strange creature that had just walked into town, no, it looks rather excited.
+>Whats the point in trying anymore?
->Before you can react, you're on the ground, pinned down by the unicorn.
+>The only people you could ever reach out to will just shun you.
->"Are you a human?!?" it asks in a feminine voice.
+>They're never going to forget what you did, yet they will never speak of you again.
->So its a she and it can talk your language.
+>You see a pair of lights further down the road.
->What are the odds?
+>Is life really worth living; knowing that the only people you could ever rely on never want to see you again?
-"Umm... yeah? Where exactly am I? I never knew there was a land of talking unicorns on Earth."
+>Its hard to see through rain and your tears, the only visible thing being the not-so-distant headlights from the other vehicle.
->"Earth? is that where humans are from?!?" she says in an increasingly excited tone.
+"Fuck it."
-"Are you saying I'm NOT on Earth? Look here, miss... uhh..."
+>You pull your vehicle over into the other lane, seconds before you pass what is now obviously a large truck.
->"My names Lyra, Lyra Hearstrings."
+>The truck driver had to time to react before you slammed into him, gas pedal glued to the floor.
-"Okay, Lyra, if I'm not on Earth, then where exactly am I?" You say, brushing her off of you and standing up.
+>There is nothing but light, and then darkness.
->"You're in Equestria! A place where humans are, or were, just myths!"
+
-"Equestria? Whats next, a city named Ponyville?"
+>Beep... Beep... Beep...
->"Umm... that's where you are right now. Ponyville."
+>You hear what sounds like some form of life support.
-"Wha-.. you know what, never mind. What time is it?"
+>"He appears to be fine, other than the fact the was in a coma when you found him. Where did you find him again?"
->"Its uhh... about six in the afternoon."
+>"Just laying on the side of the road, near the outskirts of Ponyville."
-"Great. I'll need to find a hotel or something soon. You know where a hotel is?"
+>"Were there any magical items near where you found him?"
->"Ponyville doesn't have a hotel right now. OOH! I know! You could stay with me and Bon Bon!"
+>"Nothing."
-"Bon Bon?"
+>Ponyville? Where the hell is that, and how did you get there?
->"Yeah! Shes my roomate! It'll be neat to have a human stay with us!"
+>The last thing you can remember is driving into a truck.
->Shrugging, not knowing what else there is to do, you agree with her.
+>How did you walk away from that, especially without injury?
 >Well, there's only one way to find out at this point.
->She tells you to follow her and starts bouncing down the road, overflowing with excitement.
+>You slowly open your eyes, the bright light assaulting your contracted pupils.
->You arrive at a two story house with a thatched roof, from which you can smell a faint hint of chocolate.
+"The fuck?"
-"Is that chocolate I smell? I didn't think another world, or maybe even universe, would have chocolate."
+>Your whispers caught the attention of the two miniature horses in front of you.
->"Mhmm. My roommates a candy maker. C'mon, let me introduce you to her."
+>One of them is white with a pale-pink mane and tail; while the other one is a minty-green with a light-baby blue and white mane and tail.
->She motions to the now open door which is glowing a golden color, like her horn.
+"What is this place?"
->You're going to get fat if you're not careful with how much candy you eat.
+>They both just stand there, mouths agape, until the white one breaks the silence.
->The moment you step inside the house, you are assaulted with delightful smells.
+>"Umm.. W-well you're in the P-ponyville medical center, in Ponyville, Equestria."
->Chocolate, strawberries, vanilla, and so much more you can't even name.
+"And how exactly did I get here?"
->You close your eyes and take a deep breath though your nose.
+>"Nopony has any idea, even Celestia couldn't figure out where you came from."
->It sorta reminds you of a candy shop from when you were a kid.
+"Cele... you know what? Don't tell me, it wont help. Since you can't tell how I got here, I guess there's no way back..."
->"Lyra! What is this... thing you brought in here! I told you not to bring strange creatures into the house!"
+
->Your eyes shoot open and you see a tan pony with a blue and pink mane shouting and scowling at Lyra.
+>The greenish one speaks up.
->That must be Bon Bon.
+>"Umm... what should we call you?"
->"Bon Bon, he's a human! He can even talk our language! Plus, he wont hurt us. He didn't fight back when I tackled him. Now calm down. I told him that he could stay here for the night."
+"My name is Anon E. Mous."
->"You told him WHAT?!?" she said stomping one of her front hooves. "Lyra, you can't just invite complete strangers into our home, that's dangerous!"
+>"Well i-its nice to meet you, Anon. My name is Lyra Heartstrings."
->"I already told you he wont hurt us. Plus, where else is he going to stay? Its getting late and he probably doesn't have any money."
+>"And umm... I'm Nurse Redheart. Do you have any pre-existing medical conditions I should know about?"
->"Ugh. Fine. But if he touches a SINGLE piece of my chocolate, he's out! You already know I make too man exceptions for you."
+"Well, I'm allergic to horse fur."
->"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll tell him. Now let me introduce you, after all, he is a guest here."
+>At this, Nurse Redheart's stethoscope falls to the floor as she jumps with a mixture of fear and surprise.
->The duo head your way, Lyra smiling with glee while Bon Bon's face remained cold.
+>Her hoof is pressed against her chest and she is breathing hard.
->"Bon Bon, this is... uhhh.. whats your name?"
+>Its also obvious that Lyra is holding back her laughter.
->"You don't even know his name?!?"
+>After a moment, Nurse Redheart looked at Lyra, and could see that her snout is scrunched up.
-"Anon M. Nous, but just call me Anon," Interrupting before they could argue again.
+>She just glares at Lyra, clearly unhappy with the joke.
 >This just makes it even better to Lyra; it isn't long before she starts to crack.
->"Well, I'm Bon Bon. I'm assuming you heard what I said about my chocolate?"
+>Nurse Redheart turns towards you, shooting daggers from her eyes.
-"I heard you loud and clear. No touching the chocolate."
+>"Well, if you're willing to make jokes about your-
->"You'd better not. Well, now that's over with, I'm going off to bed. Lyra, show Anon where he will be sleeping."
+>Lyra's laughter cut Nurse Redheart's sentence short, which prompts Nurse Redheart to glare at her again.
->She leaves the room and heads upstairs, presumably to her bedroom.
+>She calms down after a few moments, clearly starting to feel a litte uncomfortable with the Nurses' stare.
-"Is she always like that?"
+>Nurse Redheart turns back towards you, still aggravated with your shenanigans.
->"Nah. She's just really uptight about things. Once you get to know her she's a big softy."
+>"As I was saying, you must be healthy if you're willing to make jokes."
-"I'll believe it when I see it. So where am I sleeping?"
+"As healthy as can be. Now, where am I going to be staying?"
->"On the couch. Let me show you."
+>"Lyra and I spoke about this; she agreed to let you stay with her, at least until you can get your own home."
->She leads you into a room on your right, where there's a coffee table, some end tables, and, of course, a decently sized sofa.
+>"I figured it was only right since I found you."
->"Here you are! Let me go get you a blanket and some pillows."
+>You spin yourself so that your feet are on the floor beside the bed and stand up.
->She walks back out of the room and turns the same way Bon Bon went.
+"Well, thank you Nurse for taking care of me. Now, Lyra, show me the way."
->You hear a door open and shut before she returns with a blanket and a pillow floating beside her.
+>You follow her out of the medical center and onto the earthen streets of Ponyville.
->"Since it doesn't seem like you have any other clothes, we will have to get some custom made tomorrow."
+
-"Sounds like a plan. Night Lyra"
+>The first thing you notice is the smell.
->"Good night Anon."
+>Or, the smells, rather.
 >An assortment of flowers, from roses to tulips, graced your nose with their enchanting scent.
->When you wake up the next morning, Bon Bon is already working on crafting her confections.
+>Herbs and spices from restaurants are floating through the air, making your mouth water.
->The smell is even stronger than when you entered last night, and you're practically drooling.
+>The smell of candy and freshly baked pastries drift in and out of your nostrils, tempting you every which way.
->No wonder Bon Bon said that Lyra had touched her candy a few times.
+>Then you notice the colors.
->You sit up and rub your eyes, the blanket falling off your upper body.
+>The inhabitants, ponies you assume, are a full spectrum of colors.
->You get up and follow the tantalizing smell of melted chocolate to the kitchen.
+>The buildings are all unique in their own way, yet blend together in a magnificent manner.
->Since yo have nothing to do until Lyra takes you to Rarity's, you just watch Bon Bon do her thing.
+>Then comes the sound.
->While doing so, you notice a small mark on the sides of her flanks that look like three wrapped candies.
+>Birds are singing their songs, as if they are single choir.
->You begin to wonder what those are for when you feel something poking your side.
+>The friendly chatter coming from the ponies feels upbeat and welcoming.
->Lyra is behind you trying to get your attention. "Morning sleepyhead. Travelling between world must take a lot out of you, since you slept in later than me."
+>Then comes touch.
->"That's unheard of around here," added Bon Bon while stirring some sugary mix.
+>The warm sun is washing over your body from above.
-"I think it was being tackled to the ground that took the most out of me."
+>A cool breeze occasionally rolls over your body, abating the Sun's heat.
->Heh. I'm sorry. I get a bit crazy whenever humans are mentioned, and seeing one made me just lose my marbles for a minute."
+>Its a sensory overload, taking it all in.
->"A bit crazy?"
+>You hardly notice the cozy-looking bungalow Lyra is leading you towards; except you bump into a small, decorative fence outside the home.
->"Fine, I'm obsessed."
+>"Well, this is where you'll be staying; let me show you in."
-"What time is it anyways?"
+>Looking down, you notice something new about her.
->"Its about one thirty."
+>Shes a unicorn.
-"I slept in that late? Wow."
+>Now that you think about, you saw other ponies with horns.
->"Yeah, we had best get a move on in case Rarity feels like closing early today. She does that when she has a big order to fill."
+>It doesn't seem out of place in a land of colorful talking horses.
->You yawn, as you're still a little groggy from sleeping.
+>You also notice a strange marking on her side, towards her tail.
-"Well then, lets get a move on."
+>It looks something like a golden lyre.
->You and Lyra head out the door and onto the earthen Ponyville streets.
+"Hey, whats with the marking near your tail?"
 >"That thing? Its what we ponies call a 'cutie mark.' It symbolizes out special talent."
->The streets had plenty of ponies going about, but it was nothing compared to a big city.
+"Are you born with it? Seems kinda like cheating."
->"Rarity's boutique is just down the road."
+>"Nah. We have to figure out what our special talent is to get them. If you couldn't tell, mine is playing the lyre."
->You follow Lyra as she begins to circumvent vendor stalls.
+
->Its about a five minute walk to the boutique, which was drawn out by the heavy traffic.
+"Nice little place you got here; how long have you been here?"
->The building is tall, and looks a bit like a carousel, which is explained when you see a sign that read "Carousel Boutique."
+>"I've been living in Ponyville for a couple years now, but I only just recently moved into this house."
->Whoever decorated the place definitely made it stand out.
+>She opened a door pulled out some blankets and sheets with... her... glowy golden thing.
->Lyra opened the door, which caused a small bell to ring. "You coming?"
+"What the hell did you just do?"
->You walk into the boutique, and the first thing you see is mirrors. Tons and tons of mirrors. Guess it only makes sense since the place sells clothes.
+>"What do mean? I just just opened the closet and got some sheets out, nothing special."
->"Welcome to Carousel Boutique, where every garment is chic, unique, and magnifique! My name is Rarity, how may I be of service today," chimed a new voice.
+"Yeah, but you did it without touching it. The stuff just started to glow and move around."
->"Hi Rarity. My friend here, Anon, needs some new clothes, but there aren't any clothes errr... suited to him in Ponyville, so we need them custom made."
+>"Wait, you don't know what magic is?"
->You could hear there conversation, yet you couldn't see them.
+"Magic? Where I come from, the only 'magic' we have is parlor tricks, it ain't real."
->They must be behind one of the many curtains around the room.
+>She shut the door and turned down the hall.
->"Why, of course! Where is this 'Anon' fellow of yours?"
+>"No magic? That sounds pretty boring."
->"He should be by the doorway. Oh, and don't freak out when you see him."
+"There's plenty of stuff to do in my world without fancy magic. Although, it is pretty cool."
->"Now darling, why in Equestria would I 'freak out'?"
+>"Telekinesis? That's basic stuff. There's way neater stuff that other ponies can do."
->"Just promise me you won't."
+>She opens a door, revealing a room with a bare mattress resting on a low-lying bed frame.
->"I promise dear."
+"What do you mean by 'basic stuff.'"
 >"More advanced magic users can do things like teleport, or give themselves wings, or even to other ponies that don't have wings."
->They step out from a curtain on your left, and immediately you hear a shriek.
+"Wait, ponies that don't have wings? There are ponies that can fly?"
->"W-what is that... thing? Its unlike anything I have ever seen!"
+>Still using her magic, she begins to make your bed.
->She is starting to backpedal with a look of horror on her face.
+>"Yeah, they're called pegasi; that's enough about Equestria."
->"Rarity! Calm down! He's a human!"
+>She put the finishing touches on the bed and turned around to face you.
->"A human?!? Those things are only myths! There's no WAY one of them could be in my shop!"
+>"Why are you wearing clothes? Were you some kind of formal event before you got here?"
->She is continuing to back up, approaching a mirror.
+"Sorta, but humans were clothes all the time, since we don't really have a fur coat or the like."
->You see what is about to happen, so you sprint slightly towards one side and then angle in at Rarity's side as she continues to move backwards.
+>"Really? Well, we might need to get you some clothes then."
->She runs into a massive mirror and it begins to fall.
+"I don't think that anyone will have anything my size, or shape really."
->You dive towards her with your arms stretched out, prepared to grab her.
+>"I know somepony who can probably custom-make something; that will have to be tomorrow though, its starting to get late."
->You grab her and tuck her against your chest as you roll out of the way.
+>Sure enough, you look out of the window in the room, and the edge of the moon was starting to peek over the horizon
->A loud crash comes from behind you as the mirror hits the floor.
+>"Goodnight, Anon."
->Lyra had fallen back on her haunches at the spectacle and just sat their wide eyed.
+"See you in the morning."
->Rarity was in tears; too paralyzed with fear to react to you holding her.
+>With that, she shuts the door with her magic and walks away.
->You did the only thing you could think of and began to stroke her eloquently groomed mane.
+>You strip yourself down to your boxers and slip under the covers.
-"Calm down Rarity. I'm not going to hurt you. There's no need to be afraid."
+>The beds a little too small, but you can deal with it.
->This goes on for a few minutes until Rarity calmed down enough to move again.
+
->You let her go and she levitated a box of tissues to her.
+>It's morning now, and you're awake.
->She began to wipe the tears and smeared makeup away as she said, "Oh dear, I apologize for that... display. I just wasn't expecting a strange creature to be in my boutique."
+>You have no idea what time it is, and you don't give a fuck; it's too early in time.
-"Its fine. I understand how people, and I guess ponies, can be when it comes to a potentially dangerous being."
+>You shift your feet to the side of the bed, as to get up.
->"No. Its not fine. I owe you putting up with that uncouth behavior."
+>Upon getting about half-way up, you fall back onto the bed.
-"Really? I cause you to break what appeared to be a rather expensive mirror-"
+>The damn thing is really low to the ground.
->"That was completely my fault, darling. My actions lead to this and your actions saved me from it. I owe you. Now what is it that you want?"
+>Eyes still half-shut, you move to get up again; this time you manage to do so.
-"Well, I suddenly appeared here without any of my belongings, so I'm going to need some clothes."
+>With your arms dangling at your side and your back hunched, you drag yourself towards the door.
 >You never were a morning person.
->"Hmm... I've never had to work with anything with your figure before. Let me get your measurements so that I can get a feel for what I'm doing here."
+>It opens to your clumsy grasp, and you start down the hall in search of a bathroom.
-"No problem. Where do you want me to stand?"
+>After a few minutes of stumbling about, you find an open door leading to a bathroom.
->"Right over here on this platform will do."
+>You step in, shut the door, and start looking for your toothbrush.
->You walk over to the platform and stand straight on it.
+"Ah shit."c
->She put a pair of red glasses and pulled some measuring tape out.
+>You forgot you are in a land of magical talking pony things.
->You spread your arms out, as this isn't the first time you've been measured for clothing, and stand still as she made her measurements.
+>After a pause, you splash some cold water on your face and take a whiz.
->She takes down measurements for about ten minutes, double checking to make sure that everything was correct.
+>While heading back into the hallway, you look towards the living room.
->"Well. That seems to be it. I'll have you a couple pairs of pants and some shirts for you tomorrow. I apologize again for earlier."
+>Lyra is walking into a room next to the living room; maybe it's the kitchen?
-"Its no big deal Rarity."
+>The stomach is now in control, and it is hungry.
->"If you say so," she says looking down a little.
+>The beast within you pulls you towards Lyra; no mercy will be displayed for any meal.
->"So umm... how much do I owe you?"
+>Upon rounding the corner, you find that she is in fact in the kitchen, and find that she appears to be making something.
->"Lyra, dear, I'm not going to charge you anything for two reasons. One is my reaction. The other is the fact that Anon is in desperate need of clothing."
+"What's cookin'?"
->"Well, what about the mirror? Shouldn't I at least pay for part of that?"
+>She's stirring whatever it is with a wooden spoon that's grasped in her magic.
->"Its rather alright Lyra. There's no need to throw your bits at me, I make enough to replace it without a problem."
+>"Just some cinnamon oatmeal, nothing special."
->"Well thanks then Rarity. I hope we weren't too much of a hassle."
+>Taking a seat at the nearby table, you continue.
->"I'm always willing to help somepony, or someone, in need."
+"Ponies have oatmeal? I haven't had that stuff since I was a kid."
->You and Lyra leave the Carousel Boutique and decide to go get some lunch.
+>"It's a pretty common meal around here;"— she put the spoon aside and turned the stove off —"was it common where you came from?"
 >She starts to put oatmeal into a couple of bowls she nabbed with her magic.
->After a short walk, you and Lyra arrive at a small cafe.
+"It's common in some regions more than others"— Lyra placed the bowls an silverware on the table —"but let's eat."
->Its nothing special, but it has a nice feeling to it.
+
->You and Lyra take a seat outside, its a nice day to do so anyways.
+>Breakfast goes by fairly quickly, and, for the most part, is taken in silence.
->A few ponies give you strange glances, but they either get back to what they were doing or Lyra waves them off.
+>You put your dishes in the sink and decide to figure out what's going to happen today.
->A waiter approaches us after what seems like an abnormally long wait time.
+"So, whats the plan for the day?"
->Hes shaking a little and is constantly glancing from left to right, trying not to look at you.
+>"Well, it's Saturday, so I don't have to work."
->"Hey there buddy, calm down. Hes not going to hust you and he can speak out language. There's no need to fret."
+>She raises a hoof to her chin and looks towards the ceiling.
->"Umm.. w-what would you t-two like to d-drink?"
+>"Uhh... We need to go get you some clothes, and I should probably show you around town; maybe we can find you a job!"
->You almost felt bad for the poor stallion. Almost.
+>A smile comes across her face as she put her hoof down.
->"Get us both a hayshake please."
+"Don't you think ponies might find it kinda strange for something like me to be working around town?"
->"I-I'll get r-right on it."
+>She dismisses your worries with a turn of her head and a shake of her hoof. "Nah, they'll get used to it. Besides, stranger things have happened."
->He walks back towards the cafe and struggles to open the door.
+>You shrug. "If you say so."
-"Maybe this wasn't the best idea."
+>The two of you head out the door and onto the mid-morning Ponyville streets.
->"Nah. If you stick around long enough the ponies will get used to you."
+>A few ponies give you questionable looks, but most appear to be happy with a new face in town.
-"So, I noticed marks on Bon Bon's flanks this morning. They looked like little pieces of wrapped candy. Why are those there?"
+>This time, you notice a few pegasi dotting the sky, and some of them were pushing the clouds around.
->"Well, if you haven't noticed, everypony has one. Its called a 'cutie mark' and it represents our special talent."
+>Wait, what?
-"Interesting name. So I'm assuming Bon Bon's has something to do with candy. And whats yours?"
+"Uhhh... Lyra, why are the pegasi pushing clouds around?"
->"I play the lyre."
+>"That's simple, pegasi control the weather. They're the only ones who can touch clouds, so they move them around according to a schedule."
-"You're a musician? I thought you'd be a mythologist after how you acted last night."
+>You just accept the fact and continue following.
->"Yep. I usually just play background music at fancy restaurants, but sometimes I participate in something larger. In fact, I need to tune my lyre for a job tonight."
+>It isn't long before Lyra leads you into what looks like an overdone carousel.
->The same waiter returned with a couple of cups with straws coming out of them on a tray. He could barely balance them as he approached us. "Here y-you go. E-enjoy."
+
->"I need to get going. We're going to have to take these to go." She places a few golden things that look like coins on the table. "Keep the change."
+>"Well, hello Lyra. Its a pleasant surprise to see you here. And, errr.. who is this that you brought with you?"
->You grabbed your hayshake and got up. Lyra did the same but with magic, and you left.
+>A white unicorn, with an eloquent royal purple mane and matching tail, is squinting at you behind some small red glasses.
 >"Rarity, this is Anon. He's that mysterious creature that showed up a couple days ago; I decide to take him in until he can get a home of his own." She's holding a hoof out in your general direction.
->About ten minutes later, you're sitting in the living room listening to the faint notes of Lyra's lyre through the ceiling while sipping on a hayshake. It isn't bad, but its only making you hungry.
+>"Ah. Well, I must say it's a pleasure to meet you Anon. Now, may I ask, what brings you hear today?"
->Bon Bon had already gone to sleep.
+"I need some clothes, Miss Rarity, and as you can probably tell, I'm going to need them custom made."
->You run out of hayshake and get up to throw it away.
+>You can't help but call her 'miss' with the way she carries herself.
->It takes you a minute to find the trashcan, but you do.
+>She raises her hoof up and stomps it back down as she raises her head.
->After you tho it away, you see Lyra heading for the door with a small grin on her face.
+>"Well, you have come to the right mare! Let me just get you to step over here, so that I can get your measurements."
-"Hey Lyra."
+>She leads you over to a small platform that is surrounded by large mirrors.
->"Whats up, Anon?"
+>Using her magic, she begins to wrap a measuring tape.
-"I was wondering if I could go to the restaurant with you."
+>You notice that her magic is a light blue, rather than a golden color.
->"Why? You getting hungry?"
+>After a few minutes of her measuring you and scribbling, she puts the measuring tape down.
-"That, and I kinda want to hear you play."
+>"Well, I should be able to work with this. I'll have a few outfits ready for you tomorrow."
->"Well I was just practicing, why didn't you ask then?"
+"It is very much appreciated."
-"I had a hayshake to keep me distracted."
+>"Anytime, dear."
->"Well-" she hovers a few coins over to you "-I don't have a problem with it. But I want something in return from you."
+>Lyra puts her hoof up to her mouth and lets out a small giggle.
-"Yeah, sure. What do you want?"
+>"Come on, Anon; we can't stay here all day. I need to show you the way around town."
->"I'll tell you after my performance."
+>Once outside the shop, you begi-
->The two of you head out the door again. This time Lyra had a black case with her lyre inside in tow.
+>"So, you're already hitting on the mares, huh?"
->You follow her half way across town to the restaurant, where she gets you in after a little talking.
+>One of your hands immediately goes to the back of your neck, while the other sticks out in front of you, palm up.
->A waiter joined you, this one much less nervous than the one at the cafe, who led you to a seat.
+"What?! No, I was just trying to be respectful."
->Lyra went over to the stage where a gray mare was packing up what looked like a cello.
+>"What, and you're not going to be respectful to the mare who took you in?"
->You saw the two exchange a few words before the gray one went for the exit and Lyra began to set up.
+>Fuck. You had no idea Lyra was so... insecure?
->"Ahem. What would you like to drink sir?"
+"N-no... that's not wha-"
->The waiter must have been standing there the whole time.
+>Lyra giggles a little.
-"Oh, sorry. Just a glass of water will be fine."
+>"Relax, Anon; I'm just messin' with ya'."
->He places a menu in front of you. "Very well, sir."
+>You let out a grunt, followed by a small chuckle.
 >You are going to have to get her back for that.
->The waiter left you to go get your glass of water and you began to notice an uncomfortable feeling.
+
->The seating was a bit too small for you here.
+>Lyra takes you back to the house before going back into town, so you know where everything is, relative to the house.
->It wasn't a problem at the cafe because the seats were just bales of hay, but here they had actual seats.
+>After sightseeing for a couple hours, you notice what looks like a giant gingerbread house.
->You adjusted yourself to be as comfortable as possible.
+>Pointing to the sugary structure, you ask,
->It made you look a bit odd, but you are already an unknown creature so it wouldn't make much of a difference.
+"Hey Lyra, what's up with candy-coated cottage?"
->You open the menu and start to go through the selections.
+>She follows your finger to where the gumdrop galore lies.
->That's when you realize that the ponies don't eat meat.
+>"Oh, that's Sugarcube Corner. If you can't tell by the name, they sell sugary stuff."
->Looks like a major change is about to occur in your diet.
+>You begin to walk away, when an idea hits you.
->At least they have rice and beans for your protein.
+"You think they have any job opening?"
->There's a clunk sound as the waiter places your water on the table.
+>"With how busy they are, I wouldn't be surprised... but, uhhh, why does it matter?"
->"Are you ready to order sir?"
+"Well, I thought you wanted me to get a job, so that I can move out one day; unless you want me to live with you."
-"Umm... yeah I'll have the rice and beans with a side salad."
+>"No, of course I wa-."
->"Very good sir. I'll be back with your order shortly."
+>You place your hands on your hips.
->He walks off towards the kitchen to place your order.
+"Are you saying you don't want around anymore?"
->You begin to hear a few musical notes.
+>"Err.. N-no.."
->You think, "is that Lyra? That musics beautiful."
+>Before she can say anything, a shit-eating grin slowly spreads across your face.
->Sure enough, your suspicions are confirmed with a glance around the room.
+>She notices the look on your face after a few seconds and stops fumbling about with her words.
->Lyra is playing her golden lyre on the small stage in the center of the room.
+>"Are we even now?"
->You sit there for a minute with your eyes closed, enjoying the relaxing melody.
+>You nod your head.
->"Your food sir."
+"Even. Let's go see about that job."
->You quickly open your eyes and sit up a little bit.
+>You can't help but notice that Lyra has a small smile on her face as you make your way towards Sugarcube Corner.
-"Thank you."
+
->The waiter walks over to the next new guest and begins to take their order.
+>You enter the shop to find quite a few ponies either in line or at one of the several cafe-style tables.
->You dig into your meal without hesitation, you were starving.
+>The two of you get in line behind a brown pegasus.
->You try to slow down some so that you're not just sitting there for however long Lyra was supposed to be playing.
+>Given your height, you can see a pink mare working the register.
->Even with your efforts to slow down, it only takes you about fifteen minutes to finish off the meal.
+>She sounds energetic and happy, despite looking exhausted.
->Fortunately Lyra explained to the waiter that he can't leave until she does, or else they would probably try to kick you out.
+>It isn't long before you're at the front of the line.
->After a few minutes of lounging around and listening to the music, the waiter returns to take your empty plates.
+>With a large smile, the clerk greets you.
->He leaves behind a tab that says the meal will cost him seventeen 'bits'. That must be what those golden coins are called.
+>"Welcome to Sugarcube Corner, where treat is its own feat! What would you like today? A cinamon roll? A bannana nut muffin? Ohh! How about a chocolate cake? Maybe a-"
->Lyra had given you twenty, so you just place them all there for the waiter.
+>"Hey there Pinkie-" Lyra interrupts, "-Anon here is looking for a job, and we're wondering if you had any openings?"
->Eventually he returns for the bill, but he says nothing as he takes it.
+>"Mmhmm. We're looking for somepony to be a waiter. Mrs.Cake said that if anypony is willing to take the job, they can have it! As you can probably tell, most ponies don't want to take such a busy job."
 "Consider that position filled, Pinkie."
->You sit there for about forty five minutes before Lyra finishes.
+>She looks almost as if she would explode with joy.
->She packed up and came over to you.
+>"Oh, that's superduperwondefullyspectacular! Especially since you're new in town! There's so many things we could talk about too! Like-"
-"You only play for an hour?"
+>"Pinkie, I think we should get going," Lyra makes a gesture towards the impatient crowd gathering behind you, "there's quite a few ponies who would like to place an order."
->"Its all they need and they pay quite a bit for that hour."
+>"Oh! Ehehe. Sorry about that everypony!"
-"You would think they'd want you to play more with that musical talent."
+>You head back out onto the streets; a couple hours still remain before it gets dark.