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1 | [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner! | |
2 | [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner! | |
3 | [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner! | |
4 | [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner! | |
5 | [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner! | |
6 | The Vanu Sovereignty have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP! | |
7 | [SAY] [MIOTOS]: I need repairs! | |
8 | [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner! | |
9 | [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner! | |
10 | [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner! | |
11 | You killed [Cpt2Ouf]. | |
12 | [SAY] [rurupon]: Thanks. | |
13 | [SAY] [MIOTOS]: Thanks. | |
14 | Seb is now online. | |
15 | A squad has left the platoon. | |
16 | Kaaath has joined the squad. | |
17 | Kaaath has activated a squad boost. | |
18 | TR [ELME] Bunglejuice claimed NC core at Rime Analytics. | |
19 | You told Justakill: theyre all over mani with tanks again | |
20 | [SAY] [Mobilbad]: Thanks. | |
21 | [SAY] [Mobilbad]: Thanks. | |
22 | You killed [Needmayer]. | |
23 | [Pahka] killed you. | |
24 | You killed [loeh]. | |
25 | [SAY] [Mobilbad]: Thanks. | |
26 | Justakill has asked to be your friend. | |
27 | [TELL] [Justakill]: comming soon | |
28 | FACILITY CAPTURED: Elli Tower | |
29 | You killed [nenemen]. | |
30 | You killed [Hangover02]. | |
31 | [SAY] [Rizix]: I need a medic! | |
32 | The Terran Republic have the majority of active HIVEs +2VP! | |
33 | TR HIVE at Nott Substation has become active! | |
34 | [REGION] [Rikalbari]: to the gen! | |
35 | FACILITY CAPTURED: Rime Analytics | |
36 | You told Justakill: lots of memekeeper harassers tho :L | |
37 | You killed [feja]. | |
38 | You killed [EddieOkane]. | |
39 | You killed [DatKoi]. | |
40 | SUPPLY DROP: Charger | |
41 | You killed [feja]. | |
42 | You killed [Kubull]. | |
43 | Squad Waypoint Added | |
44 | You killed [schiggy]. | |
45 | FACILITY LOST: Old Shore Checkpoint | |
46 | You killed [xXx1080noSCOPExXx]. | |
47 | You killed [redadr]. | |
48 | You killed [JustGames148]. | |
49 | The Terran Republic is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP! | |
50 | You killed [Hu4eCu]. | |
51 | You killed [Ritshey]. | |
52 | You killed [Squishatron]. | |
53 | An expiring TR core has gone neutral! | |
54 | You killed [Weeblz]. | |
55 | SUPPLY DROP: Charger | |
56 | You killed [Fluffythenoob]. | |
57 | [SAY] [Cpt2Ouf]: Your best is my worst. | |
58 | FACILITY CAPTURED: Echo Valley Substation | |
59 | The Terran Republic have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP! | |
60 | FACILITY LOST: Elli Tower | |
61 | You killed [RotWeis]. | |
62 | You killed [FireHeldII]. | |
63 | [SAY] [gagfasgasgasdsdgafads]: I need repairs! | |
64 | [SQUAD] [Kaaath]: [TELL] [AndresFdelgado]: PAJERO TU MADRE | |
65 | [YELL] [Mauti402]: I guess someone order some fun here | |
66 | [SAY] [gagfasgasgasdsdgafads]: Thanks. | |
67 | [YELL] You: lmao Mauti is herre | |
68 | [SAY] [rexXOletsXOrock]: Thanks. | |
69 | [SAY] [CPTSwagg3r88]: I need a medic! | |
70 | [YELL] You: gotta get that zergsurf on ehh? | |
71 | [SAY] [gagfasgasgasdsdgafads]: I need repairs! | |
72 | [SAY] [viseroid]: Sorry. | |
73 | [SAY] [Niskura]: Thanks. | |
74 | [SAY] [Marcedus93]: Thanks. | |
75 | [SAY] [Acuko]: Thanks. | |
76 | FACILITY LOST: Jaeger's Fist | |
77 | [SAY] [Acuko]: I need repairs! | |
78 | [SAY] [Acuko]: Thanks. | |
79 | FACILITY LOST: Bridge-ward | |
80 | You killed [milkmygoat]. | |
81 | lallerpan has joined the platoon. | |
82 | Seb is now offline. | |
83 | Neutral core has been claimed by the TR! | |
84 | TR HIVE at Apex Genetics has become active! | |
85 | LeBVI has left the platoon. | |
86 | You killed [Senpaislug]. | |
87 | [SAY] You: I need repairs! | |
88 | Squad Waypoint Updated | |
89 | FACILITY CAPTURED: East River Sky Station | |
90 | Squad Waypoint Updated | |
91 | Seb is now online. | |
92 | [SAY] [Starfury777]: Thanks. | |
93 | You killed [GBanderlog]. | |
94 | [SAY] [RaveSPb]: Thanks. | |
95 | [YELL] [MillionShop]: cover | |
96 | FACILITY LOST: Eisa Mountain Pass | |
97 | [ORDERS] [CZhonzikus1]: ECHO VALLEY!! | |
98 | [YELL] [dupiszcze]: that pop... elme zeglings i guess | |
99 | [SAY] [Acuko]: Sorry. | |
100 | [SAY] [Atomicxx55]: I need some ammo. | |
101 | [SAY] [OpxaHius]: Thanks. | |
102 | VS HIVE at Jaeger's Crossing has become active! | |
103 | [SAY] You: I need repairs! | |
104 | [YELL] [KaraThrow]: not elme only. | |
105 | [YELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: What difference does it make who ti is | |
106 | [REGION] [Kill3r3llit3]: leave this place now and defend bio lab.. | |
107 | [YELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Miller has become a 24/7 serversmash experience cancer | |
108 | [YELL] [KaraThrow]: well the point is TR zergs.. everybody does rly. | |
109 | [YELL] You: agile needs to come back and make MillerInGeneralIsCancer | |
110 | You killed [nekoxxxxxxxx]. | |
111 | [YELL] [KaraThrow]: Cobalt does it better? what're you saying? | |
112 | [SAY] [CaedesBloodyMassacre]: Thanks. | |
113 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Agile last online in CLAB : 25 weeks | |
114 | You told JoelTheRedneck: yeah | |
115 | TR HIVE at Northpoint Station has become active! | |
116 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Getting tired of this shit | |
117 | You told JoelTheRedneck: though he actually quit this time last year | |
118 | You told JoelTheRedneck: its fucking awful man | |
119 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Took a one year break | |
120 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Came back to this | |
121 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: 200% cykas, low fps construction, 200% cancer on every fight | |
122 | Tatranky has joined the platoon. | |
123 | You told JoelTheRedneck: it basically is 24/7 SS man | |
124 | You told JoelTheRedneck: youre right | |
125 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Gets worse when I play my main tbh | |
126 | [SAY] [Francheska]: Your best is my worst. | |
127 | [SAY] [JohnnyBravo89]: Thanks. | |
128 | [SAY] [Nerysea]: Thanks. | |
129 | You told JoelTheRedneck: and the last few "infantry" players who are left are left to fight RU subhumans, buffed A2G and assorted AI ebola spa | |
130 | You told JoelTheRedneck: spam | |
131 | [SAY] [madsmuz]: I need a ride! | |
132 | You told JoelTheRedneck: i dont play my mains anymore | |
133 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'm Nakkiel if you've ever met me | |
134 | You told JoelTheRedneck: i get too mad at the cancer and am forced to play max at every 2nd fight | |
135 | StatspadderMcGee has left the squad. | |
136 | StatspadderMcGee is now offline. | |
137 | You told JoelTheRedneck: ohh, i do know you | |
138 | FACILITY LOST: Andvari South Bank | |
139 | You told JoelTheRedneck: ADWN | |
140 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: That was my PS1 outfit yeah | |
141 | You told JoelTheRedneck: youre not really a burger, are you? | |
142 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: By burger you mean NC or American? | |
143 | You told JoelTheRedneck: murica | |
144 | StatspadderMcGee is now online. | |
145 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Nah, I'm a 30yo French that doesn't give a fuck and plays drunk half the time | |
146 | You told JoelTheRedneck: lmao | |
147 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Spent the last month and a half spamming rocket primaries to get my kraken | |
148 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Now I'm taking a break, unlocking black camo on NC | |
149 | Kaaath has activated a squad boost. | |
150 | You told JoelTheRedneck: my main is Conchubair, though ive been 4th faction for the last 2 years | |
151 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Playing with Lulu when online, but the fucking bitch seems to skip tonight | |
152 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: LOL CONCH | |
153 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: You **** | |
154 | StatspadderMcGee has joined the squad. | |
155 | StatspadderMcGee has activated a squad boost. | |
156 | You told JoelTheRedneck: maybe you remember SkillSuitPro from VS too | |
157 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Yeah | |
158 | You told JoelTheRedneck: UWoT | |
159 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Small world huh | |
160 | [YELL] [TeddyDeBeer]: LMAO I KILED HIM X | |
161 | You told JoelTheRedneck: meh, i think everyone knows everyone at this point | |
162 | StatspadderMcGee has activated a squad boost. | |
163 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I think everyone mostly quit | |
164 | [YELL] [Justakill]: lmao killed datz scrub XD | |
165 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: When I look at my vs friendlist all the vets fucked off | |
166 | You told JoelTheRedneck: this is just an alt for driving vangards and killing faggots in tanks | |
167 | You told JoelTheRedneck: yupp | |
168 | TR HIVE at Geological Survey Camp has become active! | |
169 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Outfits that are left are all cancerous | |
170 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Even RO | |
171 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fucking hell | |
172 | DizzyKnightNC is now ONLINE. | |
173 | You told JoelTheRedneck: theres a handful of old folks left | |
174 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: What the fuck are they doing now | |
175 | You told JoelTheRedneck: RO kek | |
176 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Bringing 10 pounders to every fight | |
177 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Is it because Daddy left? | |
178 | You told JoelTheRedneck: Vpolne and the old leaders left, Keirus took command and made them his own moukass emulator outfit | |
179 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: This is what happens when a little girl doesn't have a father figure | |
180 | You told JoelTheRedneck: keirus max + 10 rep queers | |
181 | You told JoelTheRedneck: jejej | |
182 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: With the server lagging as it is | |
183 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: When I see too many russians | |
184 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I just redeploy tbh | |
185 | You told JoelTheRedneck: server lag, no smedkits, chunk dmg from every 2nd shitter | |
186 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I get behind a **** point blank and unload a full beetle charger in his head | |
187 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: 0 dmg | |
188 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Turns around, one shots me with a tsar | |
189 | You told JoelTheRedneck: lmao | |
190 | FACILITY LOST: East River Sky Station | |
191 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Every fucking time | |
192 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Especially MM | |
193 | You told JoelTheRedneck: idk how it works, but usually games get better with time | |
194 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's like they have nanoweave 20 | |
195 | The Terran Republic is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP! | |
196 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Not the sony ones | |
197 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I played PS1 | |
198 | You told JoelTheRedneck: this one just devolved into 25/7 aids | |
199 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Each patch we lost 10 fps | |
200 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: People like Pella and all his INI friends were cheating | |
201 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: SOE didn't care | |
202 | You told JoelTheRedneck: i used to get 120+. now i can barely get 100 | |
203 | You told JoelTheRedneck: Pella and friends? | |
204 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: One got banned, then unbanned, but only because he teleported a reaver inside a base | |
205 | You told JoelTheRedneck: who else | |
206 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Are you surprised? | |
207 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Metalwolf, Lazy, Ironmole, the whole group, my first outfit leader taught Pella how to use cheat eng | |
208 | You told JoelTheRedneck: i knew pella was, i just didnt know of any other ini that people suspected | |
209 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: engine | |
210 | [ORDERS] [meneeryolo]: need help at Waterson's Redemption! | |
211 | VS [CKD] QueranVS claimed NC core at Pale Canyon Chemical. | |
212 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: They did that on PS1 | |
213 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Not sure they did on PS2 | |
214 | You told JoelTheRedneck: ironmode and metalwolf did in ps1 | |
215 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Except of course Pella | |
216 | You told JoelTheRedneck: when they werre in SR | |
217 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: That's the Dominus/Furiosus line of defense | |
218 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: "They're not in soul reapers anymore now they're good boys they dindu nuffin" | |
219 | [SAY] [NekoKatt]: Thanks. | |
220 | The Terran Republic have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP! | |
221 | [YELL] [FluttyMan]: VANU SMILES UPON YOU | |
222 | You told JoelTheRedneck: dindus ayyy | |
223 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: He knew they cheated he still recruited some of them, end of story | |
224 | [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need a medic! | |
225 | FACILITY CAPTURED: Eisa Mountain Pass | |
226 | Seb is now offline. | |
227 | [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need a medic! | |
228 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Everybody knew | |
229 | You have been firing on ally forces. Exercise more caution in the future. | |
230 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Which is why I'm surprised | |
231 | VS HIVE at The Bulwark has become active! | |
232 | TR HIVE at Echo Valley Substation has become active! | |
233 | [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: Thanks. | |
234 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: No one is throwing that into the subreddit | |
235 | [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo. | |
236 | [SAY] [Acuko]: Thanks. | |
237 | [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo. | |
238 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Or maybe they did, but I don't pay much attention, I don't like to circlejerk | |
239 | [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo. | |
240 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well that was when the game was at its prime | |
241 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Then the Russians came | |
242 | [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo. | |
243 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And then we had a merge EU/NA server | |
244 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It was Russia vs China | |
245 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: All the Chinese players using no recoil no bloom MCGs | |
246 | [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo. | |
247 | [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo. | |
248 | [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: Thanks. | |
249 | You told JoelTheRedneck: when emerald merges with coonery, the game dies | |
250 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: You could see the tracers go in a perfect straight line | |
251 | [YELL] [FluttyMan]: any last words NC? | |
252 | [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo. | |
253 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: SOE never did anything | |
254 | [SAY] [9THcompany]: Thanks. | |
255 | You told JoelTheRedneck: KillFrenzy and Furisous told me all about the chinese cheaters | |
256 | [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo. | |
257 | [YELL] [FluttyMan]: should we call bho to the rescure? | |
258 | [YELL] [EAGAIN]: how about "help, help i'm being oppressed"? | |
259 | [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo. | |
260 | [YELL] [FluttyMan]: rescure* | |
261 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fuck the **** | |
262 | [YELL] [Mingxballz]: lag? | |
263 | [SAY] [AmmARobot101]: Thanks. | |
264 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: You think the subhumans are bad? | |
265 | [SAY] [Waila]: Thanks. | |
266 | [YELL] [EAGAIN]: "come see the vanu inherent in the system!" | |
267 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Wait till you get the subhumans with 16/9 mode eyesight | |
268 | You told JoelTheRedneck: ofc subhumans are bad | |
269 | [SAY] [9THcompany]: Thanks. | |
270 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: The Chinese take it to a whole new level | |
271 | [SAY] [Adlith63]: I need some ammo. | |
272 | [YELL] [WadjeT]: VANU society best society | |
273 | [SAY] [Waila]: Thanks. | |
274 | You told JoelTheRedneck: ive seen coonery | |
275 | [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: Thanks. | |
276 | You told JoelTheRedneck: its a horrible experience | |
277 | Blueidiot has left the squad. | |
278 | Blueidiot is now OFFLINE. | |
279 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But don't worry Werl is gonna save the game | |
280 | [YELL] [SkinnyQ]: Imagine the high tech gaming rigs! | |
281 | [SAY] [Waila]: Thanks. | |
282 | You told JoelTheRedneck: BandanaManCan | |
283 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's funny how | |
284 | [SAY] [Adlith63]: I need a medic! | |
285 | [SAY] [Adlith63]: Thanks. | |
286 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I created a reddit account 2 years ago | |
287 | You told JoelTheRedneck: fucking inbred fuckface with an eating disorder | |
288 | [SAY] [Leron]: I need repairs! | |
289 | [YELL] [Magnificents]: Evolve or parish madafakas | |
290 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Just because the devs banned me on the official forum | |
291 | [YELL] [Mingxballz]: its crazy that people playing with this lag | |
292 | You told JoelTheRedneck: muh vets | |
293 | [SAY] [Leron]: Affirmative. | |
294 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well not the devs, but the moderator | |
295 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fucking toxic amirite | |
296 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I went to reddit to shit on the devs for not making PS2 more like PS1 | |
297 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Kept getting downvoted | |
298 | RowleyBirkin is now ONLINE. | |
299 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Now I say the exact same thing | |
300 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I even called wrel an anorexic nu male | |
301 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I get upboats | |
302 | You told JoelTheRedneck: lmao | |
303 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Anyway Smedley fucked us all | |
304 | You told JoelTheRedneck: yeah, before there were a minority of people who thought the devs were misguided | |
305 | You told JoelTheRedneck: now its the majority of old players | |
306 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: He said he sold SOE to the people that would let it prosper | |
307 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's a Jewish Russian investment fund | |
308 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: God damn it | |
309 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: In 3 years they will close everything | |
310 | You told JoelTheRedneck: the Jews did 9/11 | |
311 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And they're just milking it now | |
312 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Of course they did | |
313 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Muh jet fuel | |
314 | FACILITY LOST: Waterson's Redemption | |
315 | DizzyKnightNC has joined the squad. | |
316 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: They are like a team of 10 people working on ps2 | |
317 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: That includes the ps4 version | |
318 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Construction was just stolen from h1z1 which was stolen assets from Everquest | |
319 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: To make it look like they release content you know | |
320 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: We're fucked anyway | |
321 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Screencap this | |
322 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: When construction 2.0 arrives on live | |
323 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: We'll lose 20 more fps | |
324 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Even more lag | |
325 | [SAY] [Shauli]: Affirmative. | |
326 | [SAY] [Shauli]: I need a gunner! | |
327 | You told JoelTheRedneck: did you see the orbital cucks? | |
328 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It will take them all winter to try to fix it and the game will die mid 2017 | |
329 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Yeah I did | |
330 | [SAY] [Shauli]: I need a gunner! | |
331 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Didn't work like this on PS1 | |
332 | You told JoelTheRedneck: and did you see how you can nuke a base with it? | |
333 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Basically each commander rank 5 had an OS with a cooldown of 3 hours, which we usually used to kill | |
334 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: An enemy AMS | |
335 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: The videos I've seen are just bullshit | |
336 | You told JoelTheRedneck: i will use this to TK fuck loads of "friendly" retards | |
337 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I won't do this on this account | |
338 | VS HIVE at The Bulwark has become active! | |
339 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I've had issues in the past including me, a comissionar, and bolt babbies that were camping the | |
340 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: spawnroom | |
341 | FuRinKaZan has left the platoon. | |
342 | You told JoelTheRedneck: https://streamable.com/7n4i | |
343 | You told JoelTheRedneck: i dont give a fuck | |
344 | You told JoelTheRedneck: if i get banned, good | |
345 | Kaaath has activated a squad boost. | |
346 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: From what I see | |
347 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: The OS didn't even kill the sundy | |
348 | You told JoelTheRedneck: it didnt kill my bus, cos it had deploy shield | |
349 | You told JoelTheRedneck: otherwise it does | |
350 | BoonNC is now online. | |
351 | Squad Waypoint Added | |
352 | You told JoelTheRedneck: i think it does about 10k dmg | |
353 | BoonNC has joined the squad. | |
354 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well all my buses have deploy shield anyway | |
355 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I think it's good | |
356 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: This way they can't kill a fight with just one OS | |
357 | You told JoelTheRedneck: that bus didnt have full hp | |
358 | You told JoelTheRedneck: and lived | |
359 | You told JoelTheRedneck: but that is an exploit | |
360 | [SAY] [MARTIAL6767]: Thanks. | |
361 | FACILITY CAPTURED: Andvari South Bank | |
362 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I've seen the videos of the vanguards flying to the moon and exploding | |
363 | You told JoelTheRedneck: cos you shouldnt be able to nuke a "hard" base | |
364 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But the thing I'm most worried about is performance | |
365 | You told JoelTheRedneck: "worried" keks | |
366 | You told JoelTheRedneck: performance is fucked | |
367 | Squad Waypoint Updated | |
368 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Yeah and I'm worried about how much worse it will get | |
369 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'm tired of using restos | |
370 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'm tired of fucking killtrades 4 secs later against a random russian from MM | |
371 | You told JoelTheRedneck: i just sit in my tank | |
372 | You told JoelTheRedneck: its much more relaxing | |
373 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Or getting chunks of damage in 0.0001s and dying | |
374 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Maybe I should do that | |
375 | The Vanu Sovereignty is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP! | |
376 | You told JoelTheRedneck: youd be surprised how good it is to kill HE faggots | |
377 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well main reason I came back to ps2 is that I lost my job | |
378 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I have time | |
379 | You told JoelTheRedneck: but 15k cert investment ayyy for a fannygard | |
380 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Then one night I was drunk | |
381 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And took a membership | |
382 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Now I feel like I have to play because of that | |
383 | You told JoelTheRedneck: hahah | |
384 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But at least I got my kraken! | |
385 | You told JoelTheRedneck: just TK people till you get banned | |
386 | The Terran Republic is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP! | |
387 | You told JoelTheRedneck: thats prolly how i will go when i get sick | |
388 | Squad Waypoint Updated | |
389 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Just don't tk me ;) | |
390 | You told JoelTheRedneck: nah | |
391 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'll bring ammo packs if you want | |
392 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: :D | |
393 | You told JoelTheRedneck: ill TK RU faggots or something | |
394 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But honestly | |
395 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I had no problem going away | |
396 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Uninstalled | |
397 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And didn't look back | |
398 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I just came back because I had too much free time | |
399 | You told JoelTheRedneck: yeah | |
400 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I wake up at 5, work out, then job hunt online, read the news and shit | |
401 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Spend time with the gf mostly on week ends | |
402 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I have time | |
403 | VS HIVE at East River Sky Station has become active! | |
404 | You told JoelTheRedneck: wanking everyday til you get friction burn is more fun than infantry in ps2 | |
405 | The Terran Republic have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP! | |
406 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's PS2 but it could be anything | |
407 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: You're going to univ? | |
408 | You told JoelTheRedneck: yes | |
409 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well you'll be busy soon then | |
410 | You told JoelTheRedneck: 3rd year elec eng student | |
411 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Unless you're in womens studies | |
412 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Because you thought you'd get all the pussy | |
413 | You told JoelTheRedneck: yeah, in 2 weeks ill be too busy to care | |
414 | You told JoelTheRedneck: >gender studies | |
415 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I need to find that webm | |
416 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: http://webmshare.com/byPbP | |
417 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Watch this | |
418 | StatspadderMcGee has activated a squad boost. | |
419 | The Vanu Sovereignty have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP! | |
420 | You told JoelTheRedneck: they tried to convince my uni that we all were rapists at heart and needed to go to consent classes | |
421 | Kaaath has activated a squad boost. | |
422 | TR HIVE at The Rink has become active! | |
423 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: zerg, that's the wordfilter for Zerg | |
424 | You told JoelTheRedneck: I thought all that stuff was a big meme, until i went to uni and realised they eixst | |
425 | [YELL] [ExOssibus]: alot of us are ex-BHO members | |
426 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Doesn't really exist in France | |
427 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Scared it will catch up | |
428 | You told JoelTheRedneck: isnt ZERG what rimes with Hairy Ape? | |
429 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But you're in the UK and basically your culture = American culture | |
430 | You told JoelTheRedneck: im not UK actually :p | |
431 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Oh? | |
432 | You told JoelTheRedneck: but ye, lots of burger lovers here | |
433 | You told JoelTheRedneck: Irish | |
434 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Oh | |
435 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Irishmen will never bow down to the English crown! | |
436 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fucking Brexit man | |
437 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I worked in corporate consulting | |
438 | VS HIVE at The Bulwark has become active! | |
439 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Between brexit, muslims blowing themselves everywhere, our politicians being bad, economy being slow | |
440 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Finding a new good job is a pain in the ass | |
441 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's a good time to be a student | |
442 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Maybe by the time you get your MSC the situation will be better | |
443 | FACILITY LOST: Eisa Southern Camp | |
444 | You told JoelTheRedneck: thing is, there are jobs here in engineering | |
445 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Several times btw I've been charged with sexual harassment | |
446 | You told JoelTheRedneck: WutFace | |
447 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And I never | |
448 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Ever made a single move | |
449 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Or even a compliment | |
450 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: To any female in the company | |
451 | VS HIVE at Old Shore Checkpoint has become active! | |
452 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Just because I was their boss | |
453 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And I was giving them work | |
454 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And they never met deadlines | |
455 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I started bitching | |
456 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So what do they do | |
457 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: They go to the good old sex harassment pretend | |
458 | NCFraecker has asked to be your friend. | |
459 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Women in the workplace : not even once | |
460 | You told JoelTheRedneck: and what came of that lol | |
461 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: They got told to shut the fuck up and do their work | |
462 | JugernautPoony's petition to join BHO Tactical has been rejected. | |
463 | NightZombi's petition to join BHO Tactical has been rejected. | |
464 | The New Conglomerate has won the alert! +5VP! | |
465 | [YELL] [BetrunkenesWiesel]: hab derzeit kein headset aber dass sollte auch so klappen. ich hΓΆre euch ja7 | |
466 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I know a few things about women | |
467 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I knew this was coming | |
468 | You told JoelTheRedneck: fuck, i wanted TR to win the alert | |
469 | You told JoelTheRedneck: i hate esamir | |
470 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I was already talking with HR before they made their move | |
471 | [YELL] [OpxaHius]: viva zerg )) | |
472 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Always keep charts and files about objectives and tasks you give to your underlings | |
473 | NCFraecker is now offline. | |
474 | You killed [iPokeYoMum]. | |
475 | You killed [ThaiNiiCock]. | |
476 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Always have proof, of everything | |
477 | [ORDERS] [CZhonzikus1]: PALE CANYON EVERYONE!!! | |
478 | You killed [OzeoGT30Perf]. | |
479 | You killed [womlan]. | |
480 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So after they got told to gtfo | |
481 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I was giving all the interesting work to the men | |
482 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And just the boring stuff to the women | |
483 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Until a new girl came | |
484 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And she was working | |
485 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Took her under my wing | |
486 | You killed [KillerTessa4]. | |
487 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And because she was meeting deadlines and shit I gave her interesting work | |
488 | You killed [cR1t1CaL1992]. | |
489 | Crux88 has joined the platoon. | |
490 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So the other girls started being all jealous | |
491 | VS [ADAC] BierCraft claimed TR core at The Rink. | |
492 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And saying taht I was fucking her, that she got better work because she sucked me good | |
493 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fucking women man | |
494 | You killed [OzeoGT30Perf]. | |
495 | You told JoelTheRedneck: well, did she? | |
496 | The Vanu Sovereignty have the majority of active HIVEs +2VP! | |
497 | VS HIVE at Frostbite Harbor has become active! | |
498 | You told JoelTheRedneck: Ecks Dee | |
499 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: ayyyy | |
500 | [SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs! | |
501 | You killed [Hallolol79]. | |
502 | [SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs! | |
503 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: No I had a girlfriend and I don't cheat | |
504 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Also never ever fuck in the workplace | |
505 | You killed [NunkanVS]. | |
506 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Never | |
507 | You told JoelTheRedneck: ^^ | |
508 | [SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs! | |
509 | SniperTargetNC2 is now ONLINE. | |
510 | [SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs! | |
511 | SniperTargetNC2 has joined the squad. | |
512 | You killed [NexusVS]. | |
513 | [SAY] [coreworx]: Thanks. | |
514 | [SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs! | |
515 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Unless you don't give a fuck about losing your job | |
516 | [SAY] [gaddo1313]: Thanks. | |
517 | You killed [KawaiiMiku]. | |
518 | [SAY] [AziwA]: Thanks. | |
519 | [SAY] [AziwA]: Thanks. | |
520 | [SAY] [TaeXe]: Thanks. | |
521 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: The moment you fuck, she'll have you by the balls | |
522 | [SAY] [Aurrefil]: I need a medic! | |
523 | [SAY] [Aurrefil]: Thanks. | |
524 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Unless she genuinely wants to be your regular | |
525 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Still, a huge risk | |
526 | [YELL] [8itchPudding]: sup mcy | |
527 | RowleyBirkin is now OFFLINE. | |
528 | The Terran Republic is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP! | |
529 | Kaaath has activated a squad boost. | |
530 | JackhammerMakesYouABetterPlayer is now ONLINE. | |
531 | You told JoelTheRedneck: how did you lose your job? | |
532 | [Dalek322] killed you. | |
533 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: 600 people got laid off | |
534 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Bad economy so lay off plan | |
535 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: In France, the older you are | |
536 | JackhammerMakesYouABetterPlayer has joined the squad. | |
537 | FACILITY CAPTURED: Eisa Southern Camp | |
538 | Justakill has left the platoon. | |
539 | Justakill is now offline. | |
540 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: THe more expensive it is to fire you | |
541 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So they fired the 600 younger ones | |
542 | - | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I was one of them |
542 | + | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I was one of them |
543 | ou told JoelTheRedneck: how did you lose your job? | |
544 | [Dalek322] killed you. | |
545 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: 600 people got laid off | |
546 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Bad economy so lay off plan | |
547 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: In France, the older you are | |
548 | JackhammerMakesYouABetterPlayer has joined the squad. | |
549 | FACILITY CAPTURED: Eisa Southern Camp | |
550 | Justakill has left the platoon. | |
551 | Justakill is now offline. | |
552 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: THe more expensive it is to fire you | |
553 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So they fired the 600 younger ones | |
554 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I was one of them | |
555 | The Terran Republic have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP! | |
556 | You told JoelTheRedneck: shiit | |
557 | You told JoelTheRedneck: that sucks | |
558 | Squad Waypoint Added | |
559 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I was in a consulting firm, management, HR, change management, ERP integration, you know that kind | |
560 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: When the economy slows down too much people don't hire consultants | |
561 | Justakill is now online. | |
562 | [YELL] [TheMauranKilom]: WTF | |
563 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: My GF is the only reason I'm still in France | |
564 | [SAY] [BoonNC]: Thanks. | |
565 | [SAY] [MarmotaUcigasha]: Sorry. | |
566 | Justakill has joined the platoon. | |
567 | FACILITY LOST: Andvari Frozen Reservoir | |
568 | [YELL] [TheMauranKilom]: ok someone explain this to me... my sundy is 2 km away from where i placed it and where i spawn when i deploy at it | |
569 | [ORDERS] [ChoboRob0t]: Andvari bio lab will need help | |
570 | [SAY] [BoonNC]: Your best is my worst. | |
571 | [SAY] [Volomir]: Thanks. | |
572 | You killed [BravadeNovaRez]. | |
573 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fuck this country | |
574 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fuck Europe | |
575 | [YELL] [NeuroDamage]: YES | |
576 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fuck this gay earth | |
577 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'll fucking burn it down | |
578 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And I'll start by finding Smedley | |
579 | You told JoelTheRedneck: are you going to join ISIL? | |
580 | [SAY] [ChipmunkTV]: I need repairs! | |
581 | [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'd rather join the kurds and fight ISIL |