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[SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
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[SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
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[SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
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[SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
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[SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
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The Vanu Sovereignty have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP!
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[SAY] [MIOTOS]: I need repairs!
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[SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
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[SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
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[SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
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You killed [Cpt2Ouf].
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[SAY] [rurupon]: Thanks.
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[SAY] [MIOTOS]: Thanks.
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Seb is now online.
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A squad has left the platoon.
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Kaaath has joined the squad.
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Kaaath has activated a squad boost.
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TR [ELME] Bunglejuice claimed NC core at Rime Analytics.
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You told Justakill: theyre all over mani with tanks again
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[SAY] [Mobilbad]: Thanks.
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[SAY] [Mobilbad]: Thanks.
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You killed [Needmayer].
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[Pahka] killed you.
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You killed [loeh].
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[SAY] [Mobilbad]: Thanks.
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Justakill has asked to be your friend.
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[TELL] [Justakill]: comming soon
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FACILITY CAPTURED: Elli Tower
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You killed [nenemen].
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You killed [Hangover02].
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[SAY] [Rizix]: I need a medic!
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The Terran Republic have the majority of active HIVEs +2VP!
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TR HIVE at Nott Substation has become active!
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[REGION] [Rikalbari]: to the gen!
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FACILITY CAPTURED: Rime Analytics
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You told Justakill: lots of memekeeper harassers tho :L
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You killed [feja].
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You killed [EddieOkane].
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You killed [DatKoi].
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SUPPLY DROP: Charger
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You killed [feja].
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You killed [Kubull].
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Squad Waypoint Added
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You killed [schiggy].
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FACILITY LOST: Old Shore Checkpoint
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You killed [xXx1080noSCOPExXx].
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You killed [redadr].
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You killed [JustGames148].
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The Terran Republic is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP!
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You killed [Hu4eCu].
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You killed [Ritshey].
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You killed [Squishatron].
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An expiring TR core has gone neutral!
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You killed [Weeblz].
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SUPPLY DROP: Charger
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You killed [Fluffythenoob].
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[SAY] [Cpt2Ouf]: Your best is my worst.
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FACILITY CAPTURED: Echo Valley Substation
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The Terran Republic have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP!
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FACILITY LOST: Elli Tower
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You killed [RotWeis].
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You killed [FireHeldII].
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[SAY] [gagfasgasgasdsdgafads]: I need repairs!
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[SQUAD] [Kaaath]: [TELL] [AndresFdelgado]: PAJERO TU MADRE
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[YELL] [Mauti402]: I guess someone order some fun here
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[SAY] [gagfasgasgasdsdgafads]: Thanks.
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[YELL] You: lmao Mauti is herre
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[SAY] [rexXOletsXOrock]: Thanks.
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[SAY] [CPTSwagg3r88]: I need a medic!
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[YELL] You: gotta get that zergsurf on ehh?
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[SAY] [gagfasgasgasdsdgafads]: I need repairs!
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[SAY] [viseroid]: Sorry.
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[SAY] [Niskura]: Thanks.
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[SAY] [Marcedus93]: Thanks.
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[SAY] [Acuko]: Thanks.
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FACILITY LOST: Jaeger's Fist
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[SAY] [Acuko]: I need repairs!
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[SAY] [Acuko]: Thanks.
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FACILITY LOST: Bridge-ward
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You killed [milkmygoat].
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lallerpan has joined the platoon.
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Seb is now offline.
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Neutral core has been claimed by the TR!
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TR HIVE at Apex Genetics has become active!
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LeBVI has left the platoon.
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You killed [Senpaislug].
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[SAY] You: I need repairs!
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Squad Waypoint Updated
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FACILITY CAPTURED: East River Sky Station
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Squad Waypoint Updated
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Seb is now online.
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[SAY] [Starfury777]: Thanks.
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You killed [GBanderlog].
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[SAY] [RaveSPb]: Thanks.
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[YELL] [MillionShop]: cover
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FACILITY LOST: Eisa Mountain Pass
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[ORDERS] [CZhonzikus1]: ECHO VALLEY!!
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[YELL] [dupiszcze]: that pop... elme zeglings i guess
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[SAY] [Acuko]: Sorry.
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[SAY] [Atomicxx55]: I need some ammo.
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[SAY] [OpxaHius]: Thanks.
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VS HIVE at Jaeger's Crossing has become active!
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[SAY] You: I need repairs!
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[YELL] [KaraThrow]: not elme only.
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[YELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: What difference does it make who ti is
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[REGION] [Kill3r3llit3]: leave this place now and defend bio lab..
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[YELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Miller has become a 24/7 serversmash experience cancer
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[YELL] [KaraThrow]: well the point is TR zergs.. everybody does rly.
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[YELL] You: agile needs to come back and make MillerInGeneralIsCancer
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You killed [nekoxxxxxxxx].
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[YELL] [KaraThrow]: Cobalt does it better? what're you saying?
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[SAY] [CaedesBloodyMassacre]: Thanks.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Agile last online in CLAB : 25 weeks
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You told JoelTheRedneck: yeah
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TR HIVE at Northpoint Station has become active!
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Getting tired of this shit
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You told JoelTheRedneck: though he actually quit this time last year
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You told JoelTheRedneck: its fucking awful man
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Took a one year break
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Came back to this
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: 200% cykas, low fps construction, 200% cancer on every fight
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Tatranky has joined the platoon.
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You told JoelTheRedneck: it basically is 24/7 SS man
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You told JoelTheRedneck: youre right
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Gets worse when I play my main tbh
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[SAY] [Francheska]: Your best is my worst.
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[SAY] [JohnnyBravo89]: Thanks.
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[SAY] [Nerysea]: Thanks.
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You told JoelTheRedneck: and the last few "infantry" players who are left are left to fight RU subhumans, buffed A2G and assorted AI ebola spa
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You told JoelTheRedneck: spam
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[SAY] [madsmuz]: I need a ride!
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You told JoelTheRedneck: i dont play my mains anymore
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'm Nakkiel if you've ever met me
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You told JoelTheRedneck: i get too mad at the cancer and am forced to play max at every 2nd fight
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StatspadderMcGee has left the squad.
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StatspadderMcGee is now offline.
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You told JoelTheRedneck: ohh, i do know you
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FACILITY LOST: Andvari South Bank
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You told JoelTheRedneck: ADWN
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: That was my PS1 outfit yeah
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You told JoelTheRedneck: youre not really a burger, are you?
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: By burger you mean NC or American?
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You told JoelTheRedneck: murica
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StatspadderMcGee is now online.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Nah, I'm a 30yo French that doesn't give a fuck and plays drunk half the time
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You told JoelTheRedneck: lmao
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Spent the last month and a half spamming rocket primaries to get my kraken
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Now I'm taking a break, unlocking black camo on NC
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Kaaath has activated a squad boost.
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You told JoelTheRedneck: my main is Conchubair, though ive been 4th faction for the last 2 years
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Playing with Lulu when online, but the fucking bitch seems to skip tonight
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: LOL CONCH
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: You ****
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StatspadderMcGee has joined the squad.
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StatspadderMcGee has activated a squad boost.
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You told JoelTheRedneck: maybe you remember SkillSuitPro from VS too
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Yeah
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You told JoelTheRedneck: UWoT
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Small world huh
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[YELL] [TeddyDeBeer]: LMAO I KILED HIM X
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You told JoelTheRedneck: meh, i think everyone knows everyone at this point
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StatspadderMcGee has activated a squad boost.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I think everyone mostly quit
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[YELL] [Justakill]: lmao killed datz scrub XD
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: When I look at my vs friendlist all the vets fucked off
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You told JoelTheRedneck: this is just an alt for driving vangards and killing faggots in tanks
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You told JoelTheRedneck: yupp
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TR HIVE at Geological Survey Camp has become active!
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Outfits that are left are all cancerous
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Even RO
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fucking hell
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DizzyKnightNC is now ONLINE.
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You told JoelTheRedneck: theres a handful of old folks left
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: What the fuck are they doing now
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You told JoelTheRedneck: RO kek
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Bringing 10 pounders to every fight
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Is it because Daddy left?
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You told JoelTheRedneck: Vpolne and the old leaders left, Keirus took command and made them his own moukass emulator outfit
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: This is what happens when a little girl doesn't have a father figure
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You told JoelTheRedneck: keirus max + 10 rep queers
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You told JoelTheRedneck: jejej
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: With the server lagging as it is
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: When I see too many russians
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I just redeploy tbh
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You told JoelTheRedneck: server lag, no smedkits, chunk dmg from every 2nd shitter
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I get behind a **** point blank and unload a full beetle charger in his head
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: 0 dmg
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Turns around, one shots me with a tsar
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You told JoelTheRedneck: lmao
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FACILITY LOST: East River Sky Station
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Every fucking time
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Especially MM
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You told JoelTheRedneck: idk how it works, but usually games get better with time
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's like they have nanoweave 20
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The Terran Republic is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP!
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Not the sony ones
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I played PS1
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You told JoelTheRedneck: this one just devolved into 25/7 aids
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Each patch we lost 10 fps
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: People like Pella and all his INI friends were cheating
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: SOE didn't care
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You told JoelTheRedneck: i used to get 120+. now i can barely get 100
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You told JoelTheRedneck: Pella and friends?
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: One got banned, then unbanned, but only because he teleported a reaver inside a base
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You told JoelTheRedneck: who else
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Are you surprised?
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Metalwolf, Lazy, Ironmole, the whole group, my first outfit leader taught Pella how to use cheat eng
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You told JoelTheRedneck: i knew pella was, i just didnt know of any other ini that people suspected
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: engine
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[ORDERS] [meneeryolo]: need help at Waterson's Redemption!
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VS [CKD] QueranVS claimed NC core at Pale Canyon Chemical.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: They did that on PS1
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Not sure they did on PS2
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You told JoelTheRedneck: ironmode and metalwolf did in ps1
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Except of course Pella
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You told JoelTheRedneck: when they werre in SR
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: That's the Dominus/Furiosus line of defense
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: "They're not in soul reapers anymore now they're good boys they dindu nuffin"
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[SAY] [NekoKatt]: Thanks.
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The Terran Republic have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP!
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[YELL] [FluttyMan]: VANU SMILES UPON YOU
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You told JoelTheRedneck: dindus ayyy
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: He knew they cheated he still recruited some of them, end of story
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[SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need a medic!
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FACILITY CAPTURED: Eisa Mountain Pass
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Seb is now offline.
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[SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need a medic!
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Everybody knew
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You have been firing on ally forces.  Exercise more caution in the future.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Which is why I'm surprised
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VS HIVE at The Bulwark has become active!
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TR HIVE at Echo Valley Substation has become active!
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[SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: Thanks.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: No one is throwing that into the subreddit
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[SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
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[SAY] [Acuko]: Thanks.
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[SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Or maybe they did, but I don't pay much attention, I don't like to circlejerk
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[SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well that was when the game was at its prime
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Then the Russians came
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[SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And then we had a merge EU/NA server
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It was Russia vs China
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: All the Chinese players using no recoil no bloom MCGs
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[SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
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[SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
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[SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: Thanks.
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You told JoelTheRedneck: when emerald merges with coonery, the game dies
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: You could see the tracers go in a perfect straight line
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[YELL] [FluttyMan]: any last words NC?
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[SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: SOE never did anything
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[SAY] [9THcompany]: Thanks.
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You told JoelTheRedneck: KillFrenzy and Furisous told me all about the chinese cheaters
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[SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
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[YELL] [FluttyMan]: should we call bho to the rescure?
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[YELL] [EAGAIN]: how about "help, help i'm being oppressed"?
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[SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
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[YELL] [FluttyMan]: rescure*
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fuck the ****
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[YELL] [Mingxballz]: lag?
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[SAY] [AmmARobot101]: Thanks.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: You think the subhumans are bad?
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[SAY] [Waila]: Thanks.
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[YELL] [EAGAIN]: "come see the vanu inherent in the system!"
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Wait till you get the subhumans with 16/9 mode eyesight
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You told JoelTheRedneck: ofc subhumans are bad
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[SAY] [9THcompany]: Thanks.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: The Chinese take it to a whole new level
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[SAY] [Adlith63]: I need some ammo.
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[YELL] [WadjeT]: VANU society best society
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[SAY] [Waila]: Thanks.
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You told JoelTheRedneck: ive seen coonery
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[SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: Thanks.
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You told JoelTheRedneck: its a horrible experience
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Blueidiot has left the squad.
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Blueidiot is now OFFLINE.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But don't worry Werl is gonna save the game
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[YELL] [SkinnyQ]: Imagine the high tech gaming rigs!
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[SAY] [Waila]: Thanks.
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You told JoelTheRedneck: BandanaManCan
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's funny how
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[SAY] [Adlith63]: I need a medic!
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[SAY] [Adlith63]: Thanks.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I created a reddit account 2 years ago
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You told JoelTheRedneck: fucking inbred fuckface with an eating disorder
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[SAY] [Leron]: I need repairs!
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[YELL] [Magnificents]: Evolve or parish madafakas
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Just because the devs banned me on the official forum
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[YELL] [Mingxballz]: its crazy that people playing with this lag
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You told JoelTheRedneck: muh vets
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[SAY] [Leron]: Affirmative.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well not the devs, but the moderator
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fucking toxic amirite
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I went to reddit to shit on the devs for not making PS2 more like PS1
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Kept getting downvoted
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RowleyBirkin is now ONLINE.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Now I say the exact same thing
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I even called wrel an anorexic nu male
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I get upboats
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You told JoelTheRedneck: lmao
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Anyway Smedley fucked us all
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You told JoelTheRedneck: yeah, before there were a minority of people who thought the devs were misguided
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You told JoelTheRedneck: now its the majority of old players
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: He said he sold SOE to the people that would let it prosper
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's a Jewish Russian investment fund
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: God damn it
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: In 3 years they will close everything
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You told JoelTheRedneck: the Jews did 9/11
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And they're just milking it now
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Of course they did
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Muh jet fuel
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FACILITY LOST: Waterson's Redemption
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DizzyKnightNC has joined the squad.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: They are like a team of 10 people working on ps2
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: That includes the ps4 version
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Construction was just stolen from h1z1 which was stolen assets from Everquest
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: To make it look like they release content you know
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: We're fucked anyway
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Screencap this
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: When construction 2.0 arrives on live
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: We'll lose 20 more fps
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Even more lag
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[SAY] [Shauli]: Affirmative.
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[SAY] [Shauli]: I need a gunner!
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You told JoelTheRedneck: did you see the orbital cucks?
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It will take them all winter to try to fix it and the game will die mid 2017
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Yeah I did
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[SAY] [Shauli]: I need a gunner!
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Didn't work like this on PS1
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You told JoelTheRedneck: and did you see how you can nuke a base with it?
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Basically each commander rank 5 had an OS with a cooldown of 3 hours, which we usually used to kill
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: An enemy AMS
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: The videos I've seen are just bullshit
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You told JoelTheRedneck: i will use this to TK fuck loads of "friendly" retards
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I won't do this on this account
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VS HIVE at The Bulwark has become active!
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I've had issues in the past including me, a comissionar, and bolt babbies that were camping the
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: spawnroom
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FuRinKaZan has left the platoon.
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You told JoelTheRedneck: https://streamable.com/7n4i
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You told JoelTheRedneck: i dont give a fuck
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You told JoelTheRedneck: if i get banned, good
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Kaaath has activated a squad boost.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: From what I see
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: The OS didn't even kill the sundy
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You told JoelTheRedneck: it didnt kill my bus, cos it had deploy shield
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You told JoelTheRedneck: otherwise it does
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BoonNC is now online.
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Squad Waypoint Added
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You told JoelTheRedneck: i think it does about 10k dmg
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BoonNC has joined the squad.
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well all my buses have deploy shield anyway
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I think it's good
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: This way they can't kill a fight with just one OS
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You told JoelTheRedneck: that bus didnt have full hp
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You told JoelTheRedneck: and lived
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You told JoelTheRedneck: but that is an exploit
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[SAY] [MARTIAL6767]: Thanks.
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FACILITY CAPTURED: Andvari South Bank
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I've seen the videos of the vanguards flying to the moon and exploding
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You told JoelTheRedneck: cos you shouldnt be able to nuke a "hard" base
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But the thing I'm most worried about is performance
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You told JoelTheRedneck: "worried" keks
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You told JoelTheRedneck: performance is fucked
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Squad Waypoint Updated
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Yeah and I'm worried about how much worse it will get
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'm tired of using restos
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'm tired of fucking killtrades 4 secs later against a random russian from MM
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You told JoelTheRedneck: i just sit in my tank
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You told JoelTheRedneck: its much more relaxing
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Or getting chunks of damage in 0.0001s and dying
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Maybe I should do that
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The Vanu Sovereignty is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP!
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You told JoelTheRedneck: youd be surprised how good it is to kill HE faggots
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well main reason I came back to ps2 is that I lost my job
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I have time
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You told JoelTheRedneck: but 15k cert investment ayyy for a fannygard
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Then one night I was drunk
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And took a membership
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Now I feel like I have to play because of that
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You told JoelTheRedneck: hahah
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But at least I got my kraken!
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You told JoelTheRedneck: just TK people till you get banned
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The Terran Republic is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP!
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You told JoelTheRedneck: thats prolly how i will go when i get sick
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Squad Waypoint Updated
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Just don't tk me ;)
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You told JoelTheRedneck: nah
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'll bring ammo packs if you want
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: :D
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You told JoelTheRedneck: ill TK RU faggots or something
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But honestly
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I had no problem going away
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Uninstalled
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And didn't look back
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I just came back because I had too much free time
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You told JoelTheRedneck: yeah
400
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I wake up at 5, work out, then job hunt online, read the news and shit
401
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Spend time with the gf mostly on week ends
402
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I have time
403
VS HIVE at East River Sky Station has become active!
404
You told JoelTheRedneck: wanking everyday til you get friction burn is more fun than infantry in ps2
405
The Terran Republic have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP!
406
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's PS2 but it could be anything
407
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: You're going to univ?
408
You told JoelTheRedneck: yes
409
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well you'll be busy soon then
410
You told JoelTheRedneck: 3rd year elec eng student
411
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Unless you're in womens studies
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[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Because you thought you'd get all the pussy
413
You told JoelTheRedneck: yeah, in 2 weeks ill be too busy to care
414
You told JoelTheRedneck: >gender studies
415
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I need to find that webm
416
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: http://webmshare.com/byPbP
417
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Watch this
418
StatspadderMcGee has activated a squad boost.
419
The Vanu Sovereignty have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP!
420
You told JoelTheRedneck: they tried to convince my uni that we all were rapists at heart and needed to go to consent classes
421
Kaaath has activated a squad boost.
422
TR HIVE at The Rink has become active!
423
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: zerg, that's the wordfilter for Zerg
424
You told JoelTheRedneck: I thought all that stuff was a big meme, until i went to uni and realised they eixst
425
[YELL] [ExOssibus]: alot of us are ex-BHO members
426
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Doesn't really exist in France
427
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Scared it will catch up
428
You told JoelTheRedneck: isnt ZERG what rimes with Hairy Ape?
429
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But you're in the UK and basically your culture = American culture
430
You told JoelTheRedneck: im not UK actually :p
431
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Oh?
432
You told JoelTheRedneck: but ye, lots of burger lovers here
433
You told JoelTheRedneck: Irish
434
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Oh
435
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Irishmen will never bow down to the English crown!
436
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fucking Brexit man
437
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I worked in corporate consulting
438
VS HIVE at The Bulwark has become active!
439
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Between brexit, muslims blowing themselves everywhere, our politicians being bad, economy being slow
440
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Finding a new good job is a pain in the ass
441
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's a good time to be a student
442
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Maybe by the time you get your MSC the situation will be better
443
FACILITY LOST: Eisa Southern Camp
444
You told JoelTheRedneck: thing is, there are jobs here in engineering
445
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Several times btw I've been charged with sexual harassment
446
You told JoelTheRedneck: WutFace
447
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And I never
448
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Ever made a single move
449
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Or even a compliment
450
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: To any female in the company
451
VS HIVE at Old Shore Checkpoint has become active!
452
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Just because I was their boss
453
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And I was giving them work
454
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And they never met deadlines
455
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I started bitching
456
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So what do they do
457
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: They go to the good old sex harassment pretend
458
NCFraecker has asked to be your friend.
459
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Women in the workplace : not even once
460
You told JoelTheRedneck: and what came of that lol
461
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: They got told to shut the fuck up and do their work
462
JugernautPoony's petition to join BHO Tactical has been rejected.
463
NightZombi's petition to join BHO Tactical has been rejected.
464
The New Conglomerate has won the alert! +5VP!
465
[YELL] [BetrunkenesWiesel]: hab derzeit kein headset aber dass sollte auch so klappen. ich hΓΆre euch ja7
466
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I know a few things about women
467
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I knew this was coming
468
You told JoelTheRedneck: fuck, i wanted TR to win the alert
469
You told JoelTheRedneck: i hate esamir
470
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I was already talking with HR before they made their move
471
[YELL] [OpxaHius]: viva zerg ))
472
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Always keep charts and files about objectives and tasks you give to your underlings
473
NCFraecker is now offline.
474
You killed [iPokeYoMum].
475
You killed [ThaiNiiCock].
476
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Always have proof, of everything
477
[ORDERS] [CZhonzikus1]: PALE CANYON EVERYONE!!!
478
You killed [OzeoGT30Perf].
479
You killed [womlan].
480
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So after they got told to gtfo
481
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I was giving all the interesting work to the men
482
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And just the boring stuff to the women
483
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Until a new girl came
484
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And she was working
485
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Took her under my wing
486
You killed [KillerTessa4].
487
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And because she was meeting deadlines and shit I gave her interesting work
488
You killed [cR1t1CaL1992].
489
Crux88 has joined the platoon.
490
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So the other girls started being all jealous
491
VS [ADAC] BierCraft claimed TR core at The Rink.
492
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And saying taht I was fucking her, that she got better work because she sucked me good
493
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fucking women man
494
You killed [OzeoGT30Perf].
495
You told JoelTheRedneck: well, did she?
496
The Vanu Sovereignty have the majority of active HIVEs +2VP!
497
VS HIVE at Frostbite Harbor has become active!
498
You told JoelTheRedneck: Ecks Dee
499
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: ayyyy
500
[SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs!
501
You killed [Hallolol79].
502
[SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs!
503
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: No I had a girlfriend and I don't cheat
504
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Also never ever fuck in the workplace
505
You killed [NunkanVS].
506
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Never
507
You told JoelTheRedneck: ^^
508
[SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs!
509
SniperTargetNC2 is now ONLINE.
510
[SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs!
511
SniperTargetNC2 has joined the squad.
512
You killed [NexusVS].
513
[SAY] [coreworx]: Thanks.
514
[SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs!
515
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Unless you don't give a fuck about losing your job
516
[SAY] [gaddo1313]: Thanks.
517
You killed [KawaiiMiku].
518
[SAY] [AziwA]: Thanks.
519
[SAY] [AziwA]: Thanks.
520
[SAY] [TaeXe]: Thanks.
521
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: The moment you fuck, she'll have you by the balls
522
[SAY] [Aurrefil]: I need a medic!
523
[SAY] [Aurrefil]: Thanks.
524
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Unless she genuinely wants to be your regular
525
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Still, a huge risk
526
[YELL] [8itchPudding]: sup mcy
527
RowleyBirkin is now OFFLINE.
528
The Terran Republic is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP!
529
Kaaath has activated a squad boost.
530
JackhammerMakesYouABetterPlayer is now ONLINE.
531
You told JoelTheRedneck: how did you lose your job?
532
[Dalek322] killed you.
533
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: 600 people got laid off
534
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Bad economy so lay off plan
535
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: In France, the older you are
536
JackhammerMakesYouABetterPlayer has joined the squad.
537
FACILITY CAPTURED: Eisa Southern Camp
538
Justakill has left the platoon.
539
Justakill is now offline.
540
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: THe more expensive it is to fire you
541
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So they fired the 600 younger ones
542-
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I was one of them
542+
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I was one of them
543
ou told JoelTheRedneck: how did you lose your job?
544
[Dalek322] killed you.
545
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: 600 people got laid off
546
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Bad economy so lay off plan
547
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: In France, the older you are
548
JackhammerMakesYouABetterPlayer has joined the squad.
549
FACILITY CAPTURED: Eisa Southern Camp
550
Justakill has left the platoon.
551
Justakill is now offline.
552
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: THe more expensive it is to fire you
553
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So they fired the 600 younger ones
554
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I was one of them
555
The Terran Republic have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP!
556
You told JoelTheRedneck: shiit
557
You told JoelTheRedneck: that sucks
558
Squad Waypoint Added
559
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I was in a consulting firm, management, HR, change management, ERP integration, you know that kind
560
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: When the economy slows down too much people don't hire consultants
561
Justakill is now online.
562
[YELL] [TheMauranKilom]: WTF
563
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: My GF is the only reason I'm still in France
564
[SAY] [BoonNC]: Thanks.
565
[SAY] [MarmotaUcigasha]: Sorry.
566
Justakill has joined the platoon.
567
FACILITY LOST: Andvari Frozen Reservoir
568
[YELL] [TheMauranKilom]: ok someone explain this to me... my sundy is 2 km away from where i placed it and where i spawn when i deploy at it
569
[ORDERS] [ChoboRob0t]: Andvari bio lab will need help
570
[SAY] [BoonNC]: Your best is my worst.
571
[SAY] [Volomir]: Thanks.
572
You killed [BravadeNovaRez].
573
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fuck this country
574
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fuck Europe
575
[YELL] [NeuroDamage]: YES
576
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fuck this gay earth
577
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'll fucking burn it down
578
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And I'll start by finding Smedley
579
You told JoelTheRedneck: are you going to join ISIL?
580
[SAY] [ChipmunkTV]: I need repairs!
581
[TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'd rather join the kurds and fight ISIL