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| 1 | If you're a gold digger, who'd be a better waifu to have? A dragon or a Tanuki? | |
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| 3 | Tanuki would probably let you get away with it more often. She'd set aside some funds for you to spend with because she knows you're a little gold digging whore. Dragon has immense wealth but isn't eager to part with it a lot of the time. | |
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| 5 | >Tanuki acts like it's your job to fuck her, pays you very handsomely to do so | |
| 6 | >Get sick of being treated like an employee, you thought you were supposed to be her husband | |
| 7 | >She starts crying like a baby and blubbers about how she loves you but she didn't want to seem too clingy and thought you might leave her if she didn't give you spending money | |
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| 9 | >Try your best to reassure her, telling her that it’s not just about money and that you love her too | |
| 10 | >She sniffles and apprehensively brings up the all those games you buy on the ‘steam engine’ | |
| 11 | >It’s just Steam, you correct her | |
| 12 | >She wipes her eyes and also mentions your new computer | |
| 13 | >Well…you needed something that could run those games properly | |
| 14 | >And that new motorcycle, she adds without hiding the disapproval in her tone | |
| 15 | >She acted like the bike was going to be the death of you | |
| 16 | >Alright, alright, so you definitely enjoyed having her as a Sugar Mama, but it’s not like you didn't love her | |
| 17 | >You hug her tightly taking in her familiar scent and staring into her eyes | |
| 18 | >She looks up at you tenderly but seemed to be mulling things over | |
| 19 | >“Do you mean it Anon?” | |
| 20 | >You did, and you were going to prove it | |
| 21 | >That seemed to grab her attention | |
| 22 | >She had that familiar spark in her eyes | |
| 23 | >“Really? Do tell.” | |
| 24 | >You groaned internally, you were really hoping she would say you didn’t need to prove anything | |
| 25 | >Shit | |
| 26 | >You mumbled back to her | |
| 27 | >“I didn’t catch that, dear.” | |
| 28 | >After some verbal struggling, you eventually told her that she could stop giving you an allowance all together | |
| 29 | >“Does that mean….?” | |
| 30 | >Yeah, yeah you’d do it for free | |
| 31 | >She couldn’t hide that smirk, the one that she wore after drinking someone under the table | |
| 32 | >Was she expecting this? | |
| 33 | >“Oh, Anon, you’ve made me a very happy woman.” | |
| 34 | >You didn’t have time to ponder because she suddenly pulled you into a very lustful kiss | |
| 35 | >Her tongue clumsily played with your own between her bouts of muffled giggling | |
| 36 | >Then she broke the sloppy kiss with a noisy smooch and started to fondle you | |
| 37 | >“Get it out already.” | |
| 38 | >In the office? Now? | |
| 39 | >Seems like she was really eager to make use of the free sex | |
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| 41 | >You jump slightly when you feel your wife’s ticklish breath push against your cock | |
| 42 | >Really eager, you didn’t even feel or see her remove your pants | |
| 43 | >“Aaaaah this scent, I’m going to gobble you up.” | |
| 44 | >Your wife nuzzles your glans and gives it an affectionate kiss | |
| 45 | >Some part of you felt the need to bring up the meeting she had in less than an hour | |
| 46 | >“Don’t care. I can make some sacrifices too.” | |
| 47 | >She was outright drooling on your shaft now | |
| 48 | >In your excitement you place a hand on her head, but she pushes it away | |
| 49 | >“Ah. Too greedy.” | |
| 50 | >Her skilled licker slowly starts to tease the head, making you stifle a moan | |
| 51 | >She playfully slaps your thigh, cupping you with the other hand | |
| 52 | > “Greedy, greedy boy. You’ve got to savor it…” | |
| 53 | >The tanuki teases you plenty as her mouth very slowly did its magic | |
| 54 | >She suckles your cock lovingly but pays the most attention to your jewels | |
| 55 | >Once she’s practically slobbering on them, you warn her of your oncoming climax and she has you fill her throat with your spunk | |
| 56 | >Before you can recover, respond, or do anything she’s pounced on you | |
| 57 | >What followed after were several rounds of very loud lovemaking | |
| 58 | >You’re sure everyone heard you through the walls | |
| 59 | >But that wasn’t important right now | |
| 60 | >Not when you were cuddling with your wife’s warm, supple body | |
| 61 | >The tanuki shifts and presses herself closer to you | |
| 62 | >”Mmmm. You know, I can still give you an allowance….” | |
| 63 | >She pecks your cheek | |
| 64 | >Really? It seemed like she never liked parting with her money | |
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| 66 | >“I don’t. You spend it all, and make me feel like I’m married to a gold digger sometimes.” | |
| 67 | >Well, it’s true, you did love getting cash and could be a bit too enthusiastic about compensation | |
| 68 | >Tell her not to worry about that for now, sex is free | |
| 69 | >She smirks at that | |
| 70 | >”You may be fucking for free…” | |
| 71 | >Her bushy tail tickles your thigh as she rests her head on your shoulder | |
| 72 | >“But you’re still a little whore... My little whore, to be precise.” | |
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| 74 | >tfw the sudden boner you got from the thought of a tanuki calling you a whore was the only reason you wrote any of this |