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| 1 | -ANON I'M ACTUALLY... A SKELETON! | |
| 2 | ||
| 3 | -BOO! | |
| 4 | >you rolled over in your bed | |
| 5 | "Cadence, it's too early for-" | |
| 6 | >staring back at you was a skeleton of a pony | |
| 7 | "Wha-ahhHH!" | |
| 8 | >you scrambled to the side opposite of the bones | |
| 9 | >the jaw of the skull started moving | |
| 10 | >"I got a boo-boo, Anon" | |
| 11 | >the skeletal hoof climbed onto the bed | |
| 12 | >"but I'm alright now, though" | |
| 13 | >the other hoof followed onto your sheets as the... thing... started to climb closer | |
| 14 | >"you still love me though, don't you?" it said as it's bones rattled, it's skeletal wings unfurling | |
| 15 | ||
| 16 | -Yes, I do. | |
| 17 | -Cadance skeleton is fine for me. | |
| 18 | ||
| 19 | >"Aww, I love you too Anon!" | |
| 20 | >with a flap of its bone wings, the creature was now in your bed with you | |
| 21 | >"I'd smile, but well, you know..." | |
| 22 | >you stared on in horror at the abomination as it neared | |
| 23 | >your back was to the wall | |
| 24 | >you curse at yourself for sliding the bed up against it now | |
| 25 | >it's skull stared at you | |
| 26 | >those deep, darkened holes fixed on you | |
| 27 | >it moved closer | |
| 28 | >"Come on Anon, give me a hug" | |
| 29 | ||
| 30 | -Hugging skeleton Cadance is the only choice. | |
| 31 | ||
| 32 | ||
| 33 | >you slowly push your hands out in front of you | |
| 34 | >you wanted to throw this monstrosity out of your bed | |
| 35 | >but you froze | |
| 36 | >in fear | |
| 37 | >the form's skeletal hooves extended towards you | |
| 38 | >what was formerly a princess moved nearer | |
| 39 | >then it made contact | |
| 40 | *Gasp* | |
| 41 | >Cadence's bones were freezing | |
| 42 | >the hooves wrapped around you | |
| 43 | >she buried her skull into your chest | |
| 44 | >"you're so warm and snuggly" her lower jaw clattered | |
| 45 | >"I forgot how good skin felt" | |
| 46 | >the skeletal form snuggled up closer to you | |
| 47 | >"Anon..." | |
| 48 | >you were finally able to crack through your terror | |
| 49 | "Y-yes C-cadence?" | |
| 50 | >you stuttered out | |
| 51 | >"I can't believe how soft you are" | |
| 52 | >you looked down as the skeleton shuffled about | |
| 53 | >"I guess I didn't notice, cause I was soft too..." | |
| 54 | >Her hooves started moving about, poking and prodding your soft flesh | |
| 55 | >this was very uncomfortable | |
| 56 | >and weird | |
| 57 | "Cadence..." | |
| 58 | >you mumbled | |
| 59 | >"what is it, anon?" | |
| 60 | "Stop poking me" | |
| 61 | >the skeleton stopped touching you, backing off a bit | |
| 62 | >"I'm sorry Anon, I just can't get comfortable" | |
| 63 | >how does a skeleton get comfortable? | |
| 64 | >a hoof started to climb over you | |
| 65 | >the rest of the bones followed | |
| 66 | >you now had the bones of a princess lying across your stomach | |
| 67 | >"There we go" | |
| 68 | >your heartbeat started to slow a bit | |
| 69 | >well, this was Cadence all right | |
| 70 | >you woke up many days with her lying on you, sprawled out | |
| 71 | >Now, it was just her bones doing it | |
| 72 | >her skull turned towards you | |
| 73 | >the jaw began rattling | |
| 74 | >"Anon, can I tell you something?" | |
| 75 | >figuring she would end up telling you anyway, you answered | |
| 76 | "Sure" | |
| 77 | >you said softly | |
| 78 | >"I... I'm kinda scared..." | |
| 79 | >no, you were scared | |
| 80 | >but you humored her | |
| 81 | "of what?" | |
| 82 | >"Well, I've never been a skeleton before" | |
| 83 | >what | |
| 84 | >"...and some ponies get scared easy. What if they don't want a skeleton princess?" | |
| 85 | "I, um..." | |
| 86 | >you didn't really know how to answer her | |
| 87 | >ponies DID get scared very easy | |
| 88 | >I mean, she freaked you out | |
| 89 | >and you're at least twice as brave as a pony | |
| 90 | >"What am I going to do..." | |
| 91 | >she laid head down on your sheets, facing you | |
| 92 | >how to help... | |
| 93 | >the gears started turning | |
| 94 | >wait | |
| 95 | >there's supposed to be one pony that helps her no matter what... | |
| 96 | "Have you talked to Shining?" | |
| 97 | >her head shot up at your words | |
| 98 | >"Shining!" | |
| 99 | >"...shining" | |
| 100 | >she sighed as her skull laid back onto the bed | |
| 101 | >"he's gonna be upset" | |
| 102 | >you could see why | |
| 103 | >it was currently laying across you | |
| 104 | "Why?" | |
| 105 | >"Well, our relationship is going to be a lot less physical now..." | |
| 106 | >you just stared at her | |
| 107 | >"I don't think he'd be too keen on adding a bone to me now... | |
| 108 | "..." | |
| 109 | >"...and he told me not to go and get hurt" | |
| 110 | >she put her skeletal hooves to her skull | |
| 111 | >she sighed | |
| 112 | "Cadence, If you and him just t-" | |
| 113 | >she skeleton's hooves hit the bed as she leaned her head up | |
| 114 | >"OH NO" | |
| 115 | >the dark eye holes stared towards you | |
| 116 | >"I TOLD HIM "Til' death do us part" WHAT ABOUT THAT NOW?" | |
| 117 | >oh shoot | |
| 118 | >how does her... current situation affect her vows? | |
| 119 | "Well, I guess..." | |
| 120 | >"What if he wants to get another mare?!" | |
| 121 | "I-" | |
| 122 | >she got close to your face | |
| 123 | >"One with more skin on her bones?!?" | |
| 124 | >her hooves grabbed onto your cheeks | |
| 125 | >"Would he just throw me in the closet?!?!" | |
| 126 | "Cafence" | |
| 127 | >you said through your smooshed mouth | |
| 128 | "I tfhink he'd unferstan-" | |
| 129 | >"I'll show him! I'm a free mare, now!" | |
| 130 | >she let go of your face | |
| 131 | >she laid her skull on your chest | |
| 132 | >"I can't do that... I loves him too much" | |
| 133 | "aww" | |
| 134 | >"I can talk to him in the morning..." | |
| 135 | >it sounded good to you | |
| 136 | *YAWN* | |
| 137 | >your adrenaline had worn off | |
| 138 | >and you were tired | |
| 139 | >"Anon" | |
| 140 | "Yes?" | |
| 141 | >"Can I sleep in here with you, tonight?" | |
| 142 | "Um.. I guess..." | |
| 143 | >anything to make her non-life more comfortable | |
| 144 | >"Anon" | |
| 145 | "Hmm" | |
| 146 | >"I don't know if I need to sleep anymore" | |
| 147 | >you laid your head back onto your pillow | |
| 148 | >staring straight at the ceiling | |
| 149 | >what seemed like forever you were asking questions to yourself | |
| 150 | >what if ponies got scared of her? | |
| 151 | >did she need to eat? | |
| 152 | >maybe she could be a nightmare night decoration? | |
| 153 | >what WOULD Shining think? | |
| 154 | >how can skeletons feel? | |
| 155 | >would people blame you for this? | |
| 156 | >it did happen at your house... | |
| 157 | >Wait, she never told you how this happened... | |
| 158 | "Cadence" | |
| 159 | >you whispered | |
| 160 | >no response | |
| 161 | >you looked up at the skeleton draped over you | |
| 162 | >her rib bones were mimicking the up and down movement of breathing | |
| 163 | >like she used to | |
| 164 | >she was snoozing | |
| 165 | >you decided to let her poor bones rest in peace | |
| 166 | >you went back to staring at the ceiling | |
| 167 | ||
| 168 | >you wake up | |
| 169 | >there's something weird | |
| 170 | >a weird feeling | |
| 171 | >all over you | |
| 172 | >covering you | |
| 173 | "...cadence" | |
| 174 | >no response | |
| 175 | >you look to your left | |
| 176 | >you see a few of her bones lying on the bed sheets | |
| 177 | >she fell apart | |
| 178 | >probably some time in the night | |
| 179 | >oh no | |
| 180 | >you turn to the other side | |
| 181 | >her skull is facing away from you | |
| 182 | >disconnected from the rest of her bones | |
| 183 | >a hand of yours comes from beneath the covers | |
| 184 | >you grab the skull | |
| 185 | "Cadence, you having trouble keeping yourself toge-" | |
| 186 | >your eyes grow wide in shock | |
| 187 | "AHHHHHHHHH" | |
| 188 | >BUGS | |
| 189 | >well, ants | |
| 190 | >all over and in her skull | |
| 191 | >you look down at yourself | |
| 192 | >they're ALL OVER YOU | |
| 193 | >and your BED | |
| 194 | >you quickly jump form your bed, the poor mare's bones rattling to the floor | |
| 195 | >she may have a few broke ribs now... | |
| 196 | >you start dusting these ants off you and Cadence's skull | |
| 197 | >they all up in your bed | |
| 198 | "Cadence!" | |
| 199 | >you shout at the skull | |
| 200 | "You up?" | |
| 201 | >nothing | |
| 202 | "Come on, Cadence!" | |
| 203 | >nothing | |
| 204 | >you start to breathe faster | |
| 205 | "Cadence?" | |
| 206 | >nothing | |
| 207 | >you shake the skull a few times | |
| 208 | "Mi Amore Cadenza!" | |
| 209 | >you shout at her | |
| 210 | >you stare into the empty eye sockets | |
| 211 | >your only response is the inside of the skull | |
| 212 | "no..." | |
| 213 | >could she have departed from you sometime in the night? | |
| 214 | >she had become a skeleton some how... | |
| 215 | >so something had to happen to her... | |
| 216 | >she may have been annoying, with the yelling your name and all the crazy stuff she did, but she was still fun to be with... | |
| 217 | "cadence..." | |
| 218 | >you whispered to the skull | |
| 219 | >the corners of your eyes start to swell with tears | |
| 220 | >you sniff | |
| 221 | >she can't... | |
| 222 | >you hold the skull close to your chest for a moment | |
| 223 | >then you turn to head out your bedroom | |
| 224 | >you should at least do something with her bon- her body | |
| 225 | >walking down your hall, you think | |
| 226 | >I hate to have to break this to Shining... | |
| 227 | >then as you pass your living room, you catch movement out the corner of your eye | |
| 228 | > | |
| 229 | >you stopped | |
| 230 | >your head spun around towards it | |
| 231 | >it took a moment for you to focus on it | |
| 232 | >on your couch was a familiar pink mare | |
| 233 | >with a horn | |
| 234 | >and wings | |
| 235 | >and candy-colored hair | |
| 236 | >her head was buried inside the biggest cooking pot you owned | |
| 237 | >two empty cereal boxes and a milk carton by her side | |
| 238 | >the fuel for her morning | |
| 239 | >she was munching away contently | |
| 240 | "CADENCE!" | |
| 241 | >her head jerked up from the pot | |
| 242 | >chocolatey bits and marshmallows stuck to her snout | |
| 243 | >"ANON!" she said with excitement | |
| 244 | >her eyes went to the skull in your arms | |
| 245 | >her eyes turned to pinpricks | |
| 246 | >her horn lit up with a pink magic aura as her head went back into the pot | |
| 247 | >the skull was enveloped in a pink aura as it started rattling | |
| 248 | >"Anon, pay no attention to the beautiful mare on your couch" | |
| 249 | >you just stared, dumbfounded | |
| 250 | >...was she? | |
| 251 | >yeah, she was. | |
| 252 | >she was controlling the.... | |
| 253 | >the skull started talking again | |
| 254 | >"That's not me. She's a figment of your grief-riddled mind. That's Chrysalis. Um, you're drunk. There's nothing there. Solar winds, tape delay..." | |
| 255 | >you glanced from the skull to the mare | |
| 256 | "Ca- jus- I- um uh..." | |
| 257 | >come on, use your words | |
| 258 | "Cadence!" | |
| 259 | >she meekly lifted her head from her cereal | |
| 260 | >"Did I getcha, Anon? Huh?" | |
| 261 | >getcha? | |
| 262 | >This was just one of her jokes... | |
| 263 | >You just started shaking your head back and forth, trying to comprehend her practical joke | |
| 264 | "How did-" | |
| 265 | >"Its a fake!" she said with a grin, bits of cereal in her teeth | |
| 266 | >"I'm made of sugar!" the skull stated | |
| 267 | >that explains the ants | |
| 268 | "Where were you..." | |
| 269 | >"I was under your bed the whole time!" | |
| 270 | >she got off the couch and headed towards you | |
| 271 | "...why?" | |
| 272 | >"because!" | |
| 273 | >she wrapped her hooves around your front | |
| 274 | >"I love you, anon" the pink mare said | |
| 275 | >a skeletal pair of hooves wrapped around you from your back | |
| 276 | >"and I love you too" the skull said from your arm | |
| 277 | >you just looked down at her | |
| 278 | >and returned her hug | |
| 279 | "...love you too, Cadence" | |
| 280 | ||
| 281 | ~end~ |