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-ANON I'M ACTUALLY... A SKELETON!
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-BOO!
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>you rolled over in your bed
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"Cadence, it's too early for-"
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>staring back at you was a skeleton of a pony
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"Wha-ahhHH!"
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>you scrambled to the side opposite of the bones
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>the jaw of the skull started moving
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>"I got a boo-boo, Anon"
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>the skeletal hoof climbed onto the bed
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>"but I'm alright now, though"
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>the other hoof followed onto your sheets as the... thing... started to climb closer
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>"you still love me though, don't you?" it said as it's bones rattled, it's skeletal wings unfurling
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-Yes, I do.
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-Cadance skeleton is fine for me.
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>"Aww, I love you too Anon!"
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>with a flap of its bone wings, the creature was now in your bed with you
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>"I'd smile, but well, you know..."
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>you stared on in horror at the abomination as it neared
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>your back was to the wall
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>you curse at yourself for sliding the bed up against it now
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>it's skull stared at you
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>those deep, darkened holes fixed on you
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>it moved closer
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>"Come on Anon, give me a hug"
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-Hugging skeleton Cadance is the only choice.
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>you slowly push your hands out in front of you
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>you wanted to throw this monstrosity out of your bed
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>but you froze
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>in fear
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>the form's skeletal hooves extended towards you
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>what was formerly a princess moved nearer
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>then it made contact
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*Gasp*
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>Cadence's bones were freezing
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>the hooves wrapped around you
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>she buried her skull into your chest
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>"you're so warm and snuggly" her lower jaw clattered
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>"I forgot how good skin felt"
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>the skeletal form snuggled up closer to you
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>"Anon..."
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>you were finally able to crack through your terror
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"Y-yes C-cadence?"
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>you stuttered out
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>"I can't believe how soft you are"
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>you looked down as the skeleton shuffled about
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>"I guess I didn't notice, cause I was soft too..."
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>Her hooves started moving about, poking and prodding your soft flesh
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>this was very uncomfortable
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>and weird
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"Cadence..."
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>you mumbled
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>"what is it, anon?"
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"Stop poking me"
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>the skeleton stopped touching you, backing off a bit
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>"I'm sorry Anon, I just can't get comfortable"
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>how does a skeleton get comfortable?
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>a hoof started to climb over you
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>the rest of the bones followed
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>you now had the bones of a princess lying across your stomach
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>"There we go"
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>your heartbeat started to slow a bit
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>well, this was Cadence all right
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>you woke up many days with her lying on you, sprawled out
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>Now, it was just her bones doing it
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>her skull turned towards you
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>the jaw began rattling
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>"Anon, can I tell you something?"
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>figuring she would end up telling you anyway, you answered
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"Sure"
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>you said softly
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>"I... I'm kinda scared..."
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>no, you were scared
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>but you humored her
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"of what?"
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>"Well, I've never been a skeleton before"
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>what
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>"...and some ponies get scared easy. What if they don't want a skeleton princess?"
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"I, um..."
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>you didn't really know how to answer her
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>ponies DID get scared very easy
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>I mean, she freaked you out
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>and you're at least twice as brave as a pony
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>"What am I going to do..."
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>she laid head down on your sheets, facing you
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>how to help...
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>the gears started turning
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>wait
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>there's supposed to be one pony that helps her no matter what...
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"Have you talked to Shining?"
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>her head shot up at your words
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>"Shining!"
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>"...shining"
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>she sighed as her skull laid back onto the bed
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>"he's gonna be upset"
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>you could see why
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>it was currently laying across you
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"Why?"
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>"Well, our relationship is going to be a lot less physical now..."
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>you just stared at her
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>"I don't think he'd be too keen on adding a bone to me now...
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"..."
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>"...and he told me not to go and get hurt"
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>she put her skeletal hooves to her skull
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>she sighed
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"Cadence, If you and him just t-"
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>she skeleton's hooves hit the bed as she leaned her head up
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>"OH NO"
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>the dark eye holes stared towards you
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>"I TOLD HIM "Til' death do us part" WHAT ABOUT THAT NOW?"
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>oh shoot
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>how does her... current situation affect her vows?
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"Well, I guess..."
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>"What if he wants to get another mare?!"
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"I-"
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>she got close to your face
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>"One with more skin on her bones?!?"
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>her hooves grabbed onto your cheeks
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>"Would he just throw me in the closet?!?!"
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"Cafence"
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>you said through your smooshed mouth
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"I tfhink he'd unferstan-"
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>"I'll show him! I'm a free mare, now!"
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>she let go of your face
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>she laid her skull on your chest
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>"I can't do that... I loves him too much"
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"aww"
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>"I can talk to him in the morning..."
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>it sounded good to you
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*YAWN*
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>your adrenaline had worn off
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>and you were tired
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>"Anon"
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"Yes?"
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>"Can I sleep in here with you, tonight?"
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"Um.. I guess..."
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>anything to make her non-life more comfortable
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>"Anon"
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"Hmm"
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>"I don't know if I need to sleep anymore"
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>you laid your head back onto your pillow
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>staring straight at the ceiling
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>what seemed like forever you were asking questions to yourself
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>what if ponies got scared of her?
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>did she need to eat?
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>maybe she could be a nightmare night decoration?
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>what WOULD Shining think?
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>how can skeletons feel?
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>would people blame you for this?
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>it did happen at your house...
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>Wait, she never told you how this happened...
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"Cadence"
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>you whispered
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>no response
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>you looked up at the skeleton draped over you
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>her rib bones were mimicking the up and down movement of breathing
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>like she used to
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>she was snoozing
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>you decided to let her poor bones rest in peace
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>you went back to staring at the ceiling
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>you wake up
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>there's something weird
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>a weird feeling
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>all over you
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>covering you
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"...cadence"
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>no response
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>you look to your left
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>you see a few of her bones lying on the bed sheets
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>she fell apart
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>probably some time in the night
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>oh no
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>you turn to the other side
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>her skull is facing away from you
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>disconnected from the rest of her bones
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>a hand of yours comes from beneath the covers
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>you grab the skull
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"Cadence, you having trouble keeping yourself toge-"
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>your eyes grow wide in shock
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"AHHHHHHHHH"
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>BUGS
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>well, ants
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>all over and in her skull
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>you look down at yourself
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>they're ALL OVER YOU
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>and your BED
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>you quickly jump form your bed, the poor mare's bones rattling to the floor
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>she may have a few broke ribs now...
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>you start dusting these ants off you and Cadence's skull
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>they all up in your bed
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"Cadence!"
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>you shout at the skull
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"You up?"
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>nothing
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"Come on, Cadence!"
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>nothing
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>you start to breathe faster
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"Cadence?"
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>nothing
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>you shake the skull a few times
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"Mi Amore Cadenza!"
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>you shout at her
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>you stare into the empty eye sockets
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>your only response is the inside of the skull
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"no..."
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>could she have departed from you sometime in the night?
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>she had become a skeleton some how...
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>so something had to happen to her...
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>she may have been annoying, with the yelling your name and all the crazy stuff she did, but she was still fun to be with...
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"cadence..."
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>you whispered to the skull
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>the corners of your eyes start to swell with tears
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>you sniff
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>she can't...
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>you hold the skull close to your chest for a moment
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>then you turn to head out your bedroom
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>you should at least do something with her bon- her body
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>walking down your hall, you think
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>I hate to have to break this to Shining...
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>then as you pass your living room, you catch movement out the corner of your eye
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>you stopped
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>your head spun around towards it
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>it took a moment for you to focus on it
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>on your couch was a familiar pink mare
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>with a horn
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>and wings
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>and candy-colored hair
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>her head was buried inside the biggest cooking pot you owned
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>two empty cereal boxes and a milk carton by her side
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>the fuel for her morning
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>she was munching away contently
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"CADENCE!"
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>her head jerked up from the pot
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>chocolatey bits and marshmallows stuck to her snout
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>"ANON!" she said with excitement
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>her eyes went to the skull in your arms
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>her eyes turned to pinpricks
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>her horn lit up with a pink magic aura as her head went back into the pot
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>the skull was enveloped in a pink aura as it started rattling
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>"Anon, pay no attention to the beautiful mare on your couch"
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>you just stared, dumbfounded
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>...was she?
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>yeah, she was.
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>she was controlling the....
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>the skull started talking again
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>"That's not me. She's a figment of your grief-riddled mind. That's Chrysalis. Um, you're drunk. There's nothing there. Solar winds, tape delay..."
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>you glanced from the skull to the mare
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"Ca- jus- I- um uh..."
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>come on, use your words
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"Cadence!"
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>she meekly lifted her head from her cereal
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>"Did I getcha, Anon? Huh?"
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>getcha?
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>This was just one of her jokes...
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>You just started shaking your head back and forth, trying to comprehend her practical joke
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"How did-"
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>"Its a fake!" she said with a grin, bits of cereal in her teeth
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>"I'm made of sugar!" the skull stated
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>that explains the ants
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"Where were you..."
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>"I was under your bed the whole time!"
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>she got off the couch and headed towards you
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"...why?"
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>"because!"
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>she wrapped her hooves around your front
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>"I love you, anon" the pink mare said
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>a skeletal pair of hooves wrapped around you from your back
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>"and I love you too" the skull said from your arm
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>you just looked down at her
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>and returned her hug
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"...love you too, Cadence"
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~end~