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 1 Cover your stump before you hump.
 2 Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
 3 Don't be silly, protect your Willie.
 4 When in doubt shroud you spout.
 5 Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
 6 You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.
 7 If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
 8 If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
 9 It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
 10 If you slip between her thighs, condomize.
 11 She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
 12 If you go into heat, package your meat.
 13 While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis.
 14 When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.
 15 Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
 16 Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker.
 17 Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
 18 The right selection, is to protect your erection.
 19 Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil.
 20 A crank with armor, will never harm her.
 21 If you really love her, wear a cover.
 22 Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.
 23 Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
 24 If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
 25 No glove, no love.
 26 If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye.
 27 Even If she's eager, protect her beaver.
 28 No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax.
 29 Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt.
 30 Avoid a frown, contain your clown.
 31 Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam.
 32 Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed.
 33 Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink.
 34 The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground.
 35 Cloak the joker before you poke her.
 36 Encase that torch before you paint her porch.
 37 Cape your throbber before you bob her.
 38 After detection sheath your erection.
 39 Before you penetrate hide your magistrate.
 40 Don't surprise her plug your Geyser.
 41 Cover that lumber before you pump her.
 42 Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle.
 43 She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle.
 44 House your noodle then release your strudel.
 45 Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound.
 46 Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey.
 47 Cage that snake then shake and bake.
 48 Cover your peter it will be much neater.
 49 Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore.
 50 It's always funky to cage your monkey.
 51 It won't be funny with a coatless dummy.
 52 It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb.
 53 It's not much money to catch your honey.
 54 Don't be a fool cover your tool.
 55 Hood that match then scratch that thatch.
 56 Stitch that switch then itch her niche.
 57 Wrap that tool to catch the drool.
 58 It ain't no jibe to protect her hive.
 59 Contain that sputum before you use him.
 60 Restrain your log then plow her bog.
 61 Glove your pecker before you check her.
 62 Coat that slimmer before you prime her.
 63 Condomize then womanize (or sodomize).
 64 Cover old pete then grind her meat.
 65 Guard your peter before you meet her.
 66 Check your list before you tryst.
 67 Wrap your bate before you mate.
 68 Can your worm before you squirm.
 69 Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe.
 70 Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard.
 71 Bag the mole then do her hole.
 72 Cuff your carrot before you share it.
 73 Jail your number then call the plumber.
 74 Cover your vein then drive her insane.
 75 Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle.
 76 Protect your dink then fluff her mink.
 77 Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern.
 78 Hide ole harry then take her cherry.
 79 Wrap that spout then bore her out.
 80 Conceal your train don't cause her pain.
 81 Guard your bridge then do her ridge.
 82 Shroud your trout then make her shout.
 83 To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky.
 84 Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers.
 85 Wrap your spout to catch the trout.
 86 Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel.
 87 Cover your steamer before you ream her.
 88 Protect that fish then dip it in the dish.
 89 Contain that bass for a swim in her glass.
 90 Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret.
 91 Clothe the boner before you hone her.
 92 Got no protection? Can't use your erection!
 93 Cork your pump or you don't hump.
 94 No unwrapped stags get between my legs.
 95 Dress that erection to make a deflection.
 96 Contain that shanker before you spank her.
 97 Cap that seeder before you breed her.
 98 Stop the stream before you cream.
 99 Secure that ladder then drain your bladder.
 100 Protect your screw to catch that glue.
 101 Package your meat for a real neat treat.
 102 Holster your gun then shootings more fun.
 103 Canvas that trailer before you nail her.
 104 Garage the tractor then attack her.
 105 Net that grass hopper before you pop her.
 106 Sock that wanger before you bang her.
 107 Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser.
 108 Trim your hardwood then do her real good.
 109 Garnish your oak then give her a poke.
 110 Pouch your associate then go fornicate.
 111 Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate.
 112 Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates.
 113 Catch that goat before it bloats.
 114 Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen.
 115 Restrain your hammer then wam bam her.
 116 Prune that stalk then make her squawk.
 117 Wrap that rod then please her bod.
 118 Sheath that knife she ain't your wife.
 119 House that bottle then mash her throttle.
 120 Sash that hash then thrash that gash.
 121 Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle.
 122 Can your knob then throb her swab.
 123 Contain old Doug then clean her rug.
 124 Cover your limb before you swim.
 125 Retain your bailer then impail her.
 126 Rope your dope then make some soap.
 127 Net your salamander then make salad in her.
 128 Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper.
 129 Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds.
 130 Hat that chef then scramble her cleft.
 131 Cover your stone before you bone.
 132 House your hose then curl her toes.
 133 Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass.
 134 Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch.
 135 Shield your rocks then pond her box.
 136 Cover old sly then do her dry.
 137 Wrap your rail then fill her pail.
 138 Glove your chimney before you come in me.
 139 If your nude tube your dude.
 140 Cloak your hitter then go split her.
 141 Wrap your nipper before you dip her.
 142 Can your spam then bam that mam.
 143 Corral your ram then slice her ham.
 144 Sheath your sliver then jab her liver.
 145 Twist your wick then stick that prick.
 146 Cover old Bart then dart her tart.
 147 Shed old spot then do her slot.
 148 Drawer your pip then split her lips.
 149 Contain that leach then mash her peach.
 150 Bag your elm then take the helm.
 151 Constrain your gem to catch the flem.
 152 Catch that head cheese or I won't spread these.
 153 Constrain that agate you ain't no faggot.
 154 Survey your land then plant her stand.
 155 Before you drive her protect that diver.
 156 Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt.
 157 Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her.
 158 Cover you post then slice her roast.
 159 Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey.
 160 Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon.
 161 Contain that viper before you pipe her.
 162 Wrap your whopper, then go bop her.
 163 Before getting laid, wrap up your spade.
 164 A crank with armor will never harm her.
 165 Before getting drastic, wrap it in plastic.
 166 Bodies shouldn't go slapping unless peter's got his wrapping.