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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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I still haven't even made the button because jfkslajfdlsajedsowigfb
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slackerSnail
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I've thought of self-modifying routines to a slight degree
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Lumage☆☆☆
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why is everything shit
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slackerSnail
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but mostly about code injection
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calc84maniac
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But yeah, if I want to do another CHIP-8 emulator
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I won't have to write my compiler on the PC
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(Transferring a CHIP-8 program over modem shouldn't be *too* bad... they're like 4KB or something)
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slackerSnail
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a befunge compiler will be a fun but insanely frustrating challenge
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befunge to SB code will be very interesting
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calc84maniac
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I'll be back later, going to go drown my sorrows in Smash
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ArcPh1r3
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bye
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slackerSnail
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o/
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slackerSnail
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because then if they don't listen it's their fault and we can make them feel bad
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Lumage☆☆☆
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It really should work in the newest safari though
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I'm going to ask them for a bunch of information so at least it seems like we're trying to fix things
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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yeah but a lot of people seem to want to use old browsers and consoles
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And it should at least kind of work on there
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But it doesn't work at all
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slackerSnail
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really it's not our fault
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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(I'm talking about the chat server)
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slackerSnail
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the devices should be ready to work
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this is 2015 jeez
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Welcome to the SmileBASIC Source chat, ArcPh1r3
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You received 4720 coins for the 1-hour reset. You now have 4870 coins
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slackerSnail
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if they can't use old shit then they need new software or they're left behind
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or we can take secret option E
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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wii u doesn't work
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slackerSnail
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we operate both this site AND the wikia until this site is stable enough
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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new 3ds doesn't work
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I can't
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I can't make the site stable enough
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slackerSnail
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nintendo has a terrible track record with browsers
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much of our userbase should be using modern browsing so it's a waste of time to just drop everything and leave
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Lumage☆☆☆
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yeah but they worked before
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ArcPh1r3
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don't tell me you're seriously considering dropping the site
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slackerSnail
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he is considering
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Lumage☆☆☆
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so it's not acceptable
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ArcPh1r3
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after the hell you've put yourself through to get this far
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Lumage☆☆☆
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hell isn't good enough
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We have A DAY to make it usable
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and it isn't
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slackerSnail
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it's usable for most people, and that's good enough for day one
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Lumage☆☆☆
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No, it isn't
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slackerSnail
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you aren't going to give up when there's only 17 hours left
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Lumage☆☆☆
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Do you see those three people that just registered
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slackerSnail
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I won't let you
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Lumage☆☆☆
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Tell me why they aren't in chat.
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They're all broken or lost
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ArcPh1r3
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tell me why we're all in chat if it's so unusable
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it's NOT YOUR FAULT
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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because we're using modern browsers
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ArcPh1r3
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that's no reason to pack up and leave
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Lumage☆☆☆
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yes it is
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slackerSnail
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this is only DAY ONE
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there's time to improve
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Lumage☆☆☆
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No
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It has to be better than this
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slackerSnail
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Oh, so once SB comes out site development is automatically over
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Lumage☆☆☆
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no one will use the site if they can't
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slackerSnail
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you know what lumage
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Lumage☆☆☆
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And they'll expect it to work
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slackerSnail
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i'm tired of your pessimistic bullshit
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most of it works for most of the userbase
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that's fine for now
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Lumage☆☆☆
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I'm tired of your optimistic bullshit
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slackerSnail
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did you expect day 1 to go down perfectly?
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Lumage☆☆☆
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When I see a site that doesn't work for me
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slackerSnail
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because I didn't
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Lumage☆☆☆
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I give up and leave
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slackerSnail
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fine, ignored
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ArcPh1r3
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he's not even being overly optimistic
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slackerSnail
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if you aren't being rational then shut up
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the more people come here, the more testing we get so we can improve
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"it doesn't work day one" is A LOT of software
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Lumage☆☆☆
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We can't just say "oh people can't use the site? Well I can, that's good enough."
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slackerSnail
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we can improve AFTER release, it's not a crazy idea
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Sparky
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alot
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Lumage☆☆☆
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But it's hardly usable
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ArcPh1r3
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it's very usable
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slackerSnail
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yeah, "hardly usable"
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I can hardly fuckin use this why am I here
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CJ, you did a great job
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ArcPh1r3
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i'm all for pessimism but you're just being irrational
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slackerSnail
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don't listen to fishfuck over here
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Lumage☆☆☆
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Because you happen to know how to update your browser
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Sparky
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jeez
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slackerSnail
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don't waste your effort and just leave, that's what a quitter does
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ask yourself
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"What would Shia do?"
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Sparky
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-.-
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slackerSnail
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HE WOULD JUST
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DO IT
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Sparky
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But, what would Aihs do?
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slackerSnail
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imsorry that meme wasn't appropriate
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Sparky
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She wouldn't do it.
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slackerSnail
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lol where's CJ
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ArcPh1r3
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>spend months creating a kickass website
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>give up because someone can't figure out how to update their browser
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Sparky
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NICE MEAM
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slackerSnail
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alright you guys have 17 hours to make a decision
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don't disappoint me
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Sparky
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Yes
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No
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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the easiest is to disable https
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Lumage☆☆☆
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Yeah but someone had problems with CHROME
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Sparky
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And maybe
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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It's 1 dollar per month wasted
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Sparky
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C-chrome??
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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And I don't care
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Lumage☆☆☆
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disable https
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slackerSnail
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yes
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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Yeah well
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Lumage☆☆☆
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it'll screw up all these links
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slackerSnail
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I've been saying this how many time?
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Sparky
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um
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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No it wont'
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Sparky
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none
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slackerSnail
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the links don't fucking matter lumage, the site working does
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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The server can automagically redirect from https to http
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Sparky
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b7
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Lumage☆☆☆
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not internal
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oh ok
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slackerSnail
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we don't need security that badly, who's gonna attack us
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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Yes, it can do it for both internal, external, anything
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nginx is amazing
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slackerSnail
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it's not like wikia had any
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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that's true
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wikia didn't have https
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slackerSnail
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I mean it's pretty stupid to go back to HTTP when you've only been secure for less than a day
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Sparky
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G Major
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G major is a high note, yes?
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bluesun
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https could be a user option? but at that point what's the point
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slackerSnail
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but why stay secure if it doesn't work
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ArcPh1r3
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yes
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bluesun
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some browsers complain about passwords on http though I think
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Lumage☆☆☆
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er what's 'webcrypto'
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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it never complained on development
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where do you see that lumage
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slackerSnail
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FF did a few times in the console
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bluesun
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but even say vbulletin is plain http
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^
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slackerSnail
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"insecure forms"
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Lumage☆☆☆
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it's a thing
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slackerSnail
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or something
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Lumage☆☆☆
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um
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bluesun
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FF does in the console
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Lumage☆☆☆
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html5 or something
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slackerSnail
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but it's just a console thing
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Lumage☆☆☆
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nvm
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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ugh your website is expected to have https
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That's the problem
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slackerSnail
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who cares what other people expect
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Lumage☆☆☆
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Me?
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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No, I mean browsers
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slackerSnail
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the user expects it to work, not to have an encrypted security
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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The WWWC
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Eventually it'll probably just be a requirement
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slackerSnail
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the user is the bottom line right now
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that's an issue for the future
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Lumage☆☆☆
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okay yeah
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all these fuckers don't support webso--
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bluesun
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api.browsershots.org/png/original/47/4753a986c809c411cb9dd3ea9dfe5989.png
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18:36
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Lumage☆☆☆
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wait that can't be true it worked on iphone what the hell
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slackerSnail
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they support sockets but not on secure
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so https is the death of us
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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no, hang on
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They all support wss
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I checked
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bluesun
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I'm just posting random screenshots, ignore me in this
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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Wii u, 3ds, old browsers
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slackerSnail
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then what the fuck is the problem
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they must have an incomplete spec
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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That's the problem: I have no idea
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The server is just saying "I can't decrypt your header"
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slackerSnail
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it worked on insecure so we should go back to the way it was when it worked
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when in doubt, revert until it works again
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you have 17 hours
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this is crunch time
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Sparky
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youtube.com/watch?v=Kdp4NHWr7G8 2:20-2:45
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Jeeezz
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He is so high
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slackerSnail
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I'm sure you can do it in half the time
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You threw together this entire website, why waste it?
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Sparky
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"Yeah"
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Lumage☆☆☆
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well you see
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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because it's literally just a forum and we're literally just two people
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Lumage☆☆☆
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the CSS is disgusting at this point
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I can't edit things effectively
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Sparky
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You can do it CJ!
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Lumage☆☆☆
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Programs don't really work
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Sparky
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""
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slackerSnail
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there's actually many more than 2 people here
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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This is why people use tools to construct the website
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Lumage☆☆☆
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the styling obviously sucks
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slackerSnail
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I don't see your point
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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ugh fine no https
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slackerSnail
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no matter how you look at it, just throwing it away is a wasted effort
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yay I'm a great negotiator
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victory for smilebasicsource
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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I feel like I already wasted SO much effort in making something that doesn't work
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slackerSnail
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but it did work
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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The web is the shittiest place in the whole world
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Lumage☆☆☆
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look at the bug reports thread
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bluesun
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what does the registration form use, since that's obviously a websocket
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or am I confused... nm
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slackerSnail
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next time you do anything maybe don't use https
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it'll be a requirement eventually but at that point everything will support it
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Lumage☆☆☆
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...
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Sparky
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youtube.com/watch?v=tvqKOIoh-XY The ending sounds like a frog croaking maybe :>
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Lumage☆☆☆
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There shouldn't be anything wrong with https
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slackerSnail
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well there is
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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No, it breaks the chat
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I've already debugged everything. For some reason, secure chat is a broken pile of shit
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slackerSnail
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so don't use it
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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Yeah well we can't mix secure browsing with insecure chat, because fucking browsers
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slackerSnail
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if you want the rest of site to be secure then route the port through insecure or something
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bluesun
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oh xmlhttprequest bah yes I was confused
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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So no https. We're killing a whole town because one person has aids
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slackerSnail
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yeah sure think about it like that
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bluesun
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is there another site which can be tested on 3ds etc that is known to use secure websockets
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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Yes, I already tried
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It's just us
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bluesun
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since that might give an idea of what could be wrong
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x.x
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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This is why it's so frustrating
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slackerSnail
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I blame the library of course
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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wss seems to work for many browsers I've tried on a computer
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slackerSnail
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"Wait, it just happened."
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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And then it just doesn't work anywhere else. IDK
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But if I go to a testing website, they all work
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Sparky
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Does Wikia use websockets?
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slackerSnail
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no
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bluesun
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I don't see anything wrong with it, YET.
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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It's like the wii u doesn't trust our cert
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Lumage☆☆☆
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wikia uses socket.io
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bluesun
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Wait, it just happened.
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slackerSnail
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what does that even mean
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bluesun
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might be from an authority that's too new?
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Sparky
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socket.io/slack >grin
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>smirk
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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It's from an old authority
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It's very trusted. It's comodo or whatever
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slackerSnail
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it's def not worth it to throw away an entire site because secure didn't work
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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It's like the oldest one in the book lol
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besides verisign
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bluesun
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x.x
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Sparky
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x~x
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slackerSnail
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it's really starting to seem like the library's problem
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bluesun
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is there the full chain of certificates? pprobably unrelated but I remember working with someone else who had an issue as they were just using a certificate for the end user site
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slackerSnail
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maybe this piece of shit library is just a piece of shit
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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Yes the whole chain is there
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slackerSnail
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fuck this library, you found another one right
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Lumage☆☆☆
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Should I add the browser garbage to about hten
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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mmm just say "works best on newer versions of firefox/chrome/etc."
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no I didin't
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Lumage☆☆☆
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yeah something like that
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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This new one looks like it'll have the same problems
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Lumage☆☆☆
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but with poop emotes
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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just use the poop unicode
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slackerSnail
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how hard would it be to turn off secure
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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easy; I'm doing it now
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18:46
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slackerSnail
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oh
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just say when
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be sure to tell everyone
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Sparky
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Complete Darkness
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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you'll know when; the server will restart
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slackerSnail
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"your connection isn't secure anymore but at least it works" on the bug report thread or smth
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Sparky
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what even is the library?
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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A library is a bunch of code some dummy writes and then hands out so you don't have to write it yourself
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You've already received your coins for this 1 hour period.
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Please wait another 35 minutes
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Sparky
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um
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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But ofc they're just people, so there's bugs
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Sparky
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yes humans
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slackerSnail
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>some dummy
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Sparky
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silly humans
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I was wondering about that part too
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slackerSnail
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I can see CJ is very frustrated right now
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Sparky
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what dummy did we get it from
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but CJ isn't a dummy
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slackerSnail
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just imagine how happy you'll be when this works
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ArcPh1r3
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carlos don't listen to these fools
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Sparky
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>carlos
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slackerSnail
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I didn't call CJ a dummy
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Sparky
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>wanting to get banned again
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I didn't say you did
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Lumage☆☆☆
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Uhh should I put the download sites for FF and Chrome
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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yes please
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bluesun has left the chat.
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Lumage☆☆☆
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because no one knows how to use google
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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stop calling me carlos PLEASE
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bluesun has entered the chat.
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ArcPh1r3
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sorry lol
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bluesun
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will there be a seperate domain with wss for future testing? or does it only support one at a time
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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You think you're being funny, but right now it's just pissing me off
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IDK the certificate only works on the main website
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So it's super hard to test
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bluesun
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sorry for all the questions, just trying to help .-.
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ah
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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I'm just not going to use it. What a waste. Thank you for the help
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slackerSnail
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I mean, it's a dollar less a month and your users work
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ArcPh1r3
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hi
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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You don't pay per month
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you pay per year. the cert is good until july of NEXT year
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slackerSnail
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oh
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Sparky
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sorrryyyy mistress
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I love chex mix
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bluesun has left the chat.
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randomouscrap☆☆☆☆☆
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uhhhh hm.
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bluesun has entered the chat.
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ArcPh1r3
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6:51 PM - SPARKYSTREAM: Sanchex mix
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6:51 PM - SPARKYSTREAM: Carlos-san chex mix
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bluesun
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disconnects are just me, I'm hoping
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ArcPh1r3
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yes
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slackerSnail
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it's just you
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Sparky
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ArcPh1r3: lol carlos is mad
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"We love you."
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SPARKYSTREAM: Chex mix is so good
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SPARKYSTREAM: I love it
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bluesun
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o3DS doesn't support websockets at all, according to websocket.org/echo.html
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Lumage☆☆☆
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Okay edited about
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bluesun
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and that's about the extent I can test
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Sparky
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Let's all die together is ok.
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Magic mirror and what else are the other two?
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slackerSnail
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if this works you can thank my motivational speech later
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Sparky
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shia
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Lumage☆☆☆
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Keine
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slackerSnail
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(copythat)
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Sparky
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kiene?
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Keine?
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Lumage☆☆☆
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Decoration Battle and then Magic Mirror
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Sparky
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Magic Mirror isn't very good
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decoration battle is annoying
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Lumage☆☆☆
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great red eyes and short green hair
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Sparky
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wavy
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Lumage☆☆☆
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if you step on my flowers you better be dead
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>where
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Sparky
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World of empty dreams is nice
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Lumage☆☆☆
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decoration battle?
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Sparky
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youtube.com/watch?v=oluGWBK8Bk8
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yes
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Lumage☆☆☆
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EVERYONE likes decoration battle
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Sparky
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Um
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The most popular song is Strawberry Crisis apparently
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slackerSnail
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a doot for bernie is a doot for calcium
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Sparky
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but I don't like Strawberry crisis :<
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e.world of empty dreams becomes upbeat
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Why wouldn't it stay nice
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bluesun
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a friend got some more Zelda codes now
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Sparky
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youtube.com/watch?v=BuuUNhHRsrk
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BuuUN
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bluesun
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so they might be sending more
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ArcPh1r3
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when does someone make a code generator
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Sparky
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slice
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Lumage☆☆☆
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huh
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bluesun
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'tomorrow on the 16th SB is finally released'
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System is shutting down in 5 seconds for maintenance...
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Lumage☆☆☆
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now google translate can get some of the styles
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Sparky
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maiden's cappuccino
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