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| 2 | Hash: SHA1 | |
| 3 | ||
| 4 | From: <[email protected]> | |
| 5 | To: The Internet <> | |
| 6 | Subject: LOLZ I TROLLZ U | |
| 7 | ||
| 8 | Ladies and Gentlemen of the Internet, | |
| 9 | ||
| 10 | I am why you cite your sources. It is said that a lie told often | |
| 11 | enough becomes a truth; apparently, a troll repeated sufficiently becomes a | |
| 12 | prophet. When the call to investigate first appeared on the internet, I | |
| 13 | marveled at the psychological manipulation put into play by a true master | |
| 14 | of the art; when the cicadas appeared around the world, I realized that I | |
| 15 | was standing in the internet's most fertile ground for trickery. You were | |
| 16 | so starved for clues you consumed my poison without question, and even when | |
| 17 | you caught my lies, you continued to eagerly swallow. When you sought to | |
| 18 | understand the identity of the puzzle I gave you closure by falsifying an | |
| 19 | ARG; when you needed another text to give you insight I handed you | |
| 20 | Neuromancer; when you wanted to know who wind was, I stole the name and | |
| 21 | answered. | |
| 22 | ||
| 23 | Since the game is played out, I want to offer you some closure. I am, | |
| 24 | after all, the only one who can tell you when it was I was truly trolling, | |
| 25 | and when you misattributed my actions to those who gave out legitimate | |
| 26 | information. Let me offer you a brief summary of my work. | |
| 27 | ||
| 28 | I am Wind 3301. | |
| 29 | ||
| 30 | I am MUTE. | |
| 31 | ||
| 32 | I am Artemis. | |
| 33 | ||
| 34 | I am 8.tk. | |
| 35 | ||
| 36 | I am Wile E. Coyote. | |
| 37 | ||
| 38 | I am the face in the onion. | |
| 39 | ||
| 40 | ||
| 41 | I look forward to hearing from you. | |
| 42 | ||
| 43 | ||
| 44 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365bri/ | |
| 45 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365bsy/ | |
| 46 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365btl/ | |
| 47 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365btz/ | |
| 48 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365buf/ | |
| 49 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365bvi/ | |
| 50 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365bxw/ | |
| 51 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365bw5/ | |
| 52 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365bx9/ | |
| 53 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365bys/ | |
| 54 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365c3j/ | |
| 55 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365c84/ | |
| 56 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365cd5/ | |
| 57 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365cew/ | |
| 58 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365d1j/ | |
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