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Welcome to the PUNKSTONES (TM) Your character wakes up in a strange, cold, and mysterious facility. 
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Your character wakes up in a strange, cold, and mysterious facility. 
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Name: Arthur Dank Dragon, Knight of Corvaskar
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Homeworld: Trump-Earth
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Homeworld: Please note that non-human races must be passed by the DM. 
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Age: 24
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Appearance: 6'4", unshaved face, brown hair, blue eyes, rather dirty now that he forgets to bathe, believing it to be the medieval era.
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Personality: He's a drug dealing knight that believes he's saving maidens and fighting dragons.
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Backstory:
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	Arthur was once a rather normal man. He was a leading doctor at a hospital. He did 2 simultaneous open heart surgeries at the same time. However, one day a homeless man said, "Ghey breh, wammmmm t' lin' o' cooeck." And that was his first line. After that he started stealing drugs from the hospital and botched twelve surgeries, killing mostly children as he was a children's surgeon primarily. He soon devolved into drugs and mayhem and lost his mind delving into his fantasy novels in a fit of depression, coming to think of himself now as ARTHUR DRAGONDUST, Knight of Corvaskar, and spreader of the great troves of Dragondust from his kingdom. He worships Aslan, the lion from Narnia and seeks to bring peace back to the land, slay the pussy of the maidens, and snort lines of his dust.
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Notable Skills: Swordsmanship III, Doctor Skills II, Chemistry II, Vitality II