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 [02:02:43]  * MDF_ (73404824@gateway/web/freenode/ip.115.64.72.36) has joined #uncyclopedia
 [02:02:44]  <UncycBot> Starting the trivia. Round of 5000 questions. !strivia to stop. Total: 15410
 [02:02:54]  <UncycBot> 1. Who wrote the novel' The Turn of the Screw'?
 [02:02:58]  <No_one_at_all> Henry James
 [02:02:59]  <UncycBot> Winner: No_one_at_all Answer: henry james Streak: 1 Points: 250 WPM: 31 Rank: 5th
 [02:03:15]  <MDF_> hello
 [02:03:15]  <UncycBot> 2. Category: Hitchhiker Guide: Name of the Paranoid Android.
 [02:03:29]  <No_one_at_all> Marvin
 [02:03:30]  <UncycBot> Winner: No_one_at_all Answer: marvin Streak: 2 Points: 251 WPM: 5 Rank: 5th
 [02:03:46]  <UncycBot> 3. What are conifers?
 [02:03:57]  <No_one_at_all> evergreen trees
 [02:04:06]  <UncycBot> Here's a hint, cone be______ _____
 [02:04:07]  <MDF_> I have been instructed to give you guys some news.
 [02:04:11]  <No_one_at_all> cone bearing trees
 [02:04:11]  <UncycBot> Winner: No_one_at_all Answer: cone bearing trees Streak: 3 Points: 252 WPM: 8 Rank: 5th
 [02:04:16]  <MDF_> Anybody listening?
 [02:04:28]  <UncycBot> 4. What so-called "war" spawned the dueling slogans "Better Dead Than RED" and "Better Red Than Dead" in the 1950's?
 [02:04:28]  <No_one_at_all> MDF_ Not a bloody soul, Mr. Medium-Density Fiberboard
 [02:04:34]  <No_one_at_all> Cold War
 [02:04:34]  <UncycBot> Winner: No_one_at_all Answer: The Cold War Streak: 4 Points: 253 WPM: 26 Rank: 5th
 [02:04:50]  <UncycBot> 5. What is the name of the toxic by-product, formed in the muscles during anaerobic respiration?
 [02:05:07]  <No_one_at_all> Lactic Acid
 [02:05:08]  <UncycBot> Winner: No_one_at_all Answer: lactic acid Streak: 5 Points: 254 WPM: 7 Rank: 5th
 [02:05:08]  <MDF_> Make that bot shutup I am Frosty's brother and he asked me to pass on a message
 [02:05:17]  <MDF_> And it's sort of important...
 [02:05:22]  <No_one_at_all> MDF_: ok, Mr. Frosty's Brother, spill.
 [02:05:23]  <UncycBot> 6. Lyrics: Name that Tune: I know a place where we can dance the whole night away underneath electric stars?
 [02:05:25]  <No_one_at_all> !pause
 [02:05:25]  <UncycBot> Trivia paused. !resume to resume.
 [02:05:39]  <MDF_> He will be in hospital for the next week or so
 [02:05:50]  <No_one_at_all> shit!
 [02:05:53]  <No_one_at_all> appendix?
 [02:06:18]  <MDF_> He got hit by a car (not too badly) but bad enough
 [02:06:21]  <Zombiebaron> Hey MDF_
 [02:06:22]  <No_one_at_all> 0.o
 [02:06:25]  <Zombiebaron> Welcome to #uncyclopedia
 [02:06:41]  <MDF_> So he asked me to come here and pass this on.
 [02:06:47]  <No_one_at_all> MDF_: crikey! He's gonna be ok, though, right?
 [02:06:48]  <Zombiebaron> Oh shit MDF_
 [02:06:53]  <Zombiebaron> What happened?
 [02:07:04]  <Zombiebaron> Tell him that we send him our best wishes
 [02:07:30]  <No_one_at_all> No, don't send him our "best wishes"
 [02:07:36]  <MDF_> It was at a crossing and the guy didn't see him until it was too late
 [02:07:36]  <No_one_at_all> He'll never believe that
 [02:07:48]  <MDF_> yes I will tell him this
 [02:07:52]  <Zombiebaron> OH SHIT HE GOT HIT BY A CAR
 [02:08:05]  <No_one_at_all> MDF_: brain injury or anything?
 [02:08:07]  <No_one_at_all> his head ok?
 [02:08:44]  <MDF_> Just a hell of a lot of fractures to legs and arms mainly
 [02:08:47]  <Zombiebaron> Also tell him that we think he is a very gay and we hope the hospital can cure it for him
 [02:08:56]  <MDF_> nothing serious with the head
 [02:09:04]  <No_one_at_all> shut up Zombiebaron, MDF_ don't know ya, he might think you're serious
 [02:09:05]  <MDF_> Um.... sure
 [02:09:33]  * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Zombiebaron
 [02:09:37]  <No_one_at_all> MDF_: tell frosty that Bizzeebeever says he's a terrible writer and an even worse administrator, and he'll know what I'm talking about.
 [02:09:42]  <No_one_at_all> :)
 [02:09:50]  <MDF_> Ok
 [02:10:17]  <No_one_at_all> MDF_: no internal organs hurt or anything, I hope?
 [02:10:23]  <No_one_at_all> No spleen problems or such?
 [02:10:30]  <MDF_> Anyway, he should be back maybe the weekend after this one (hopefully)
 [02:10:41]  * Zombiebaron has changed the topic to: #uncyclopedia: BREAKING NEWS: FROSTY GOT HIT BY A CAR. HIS BRAIN IS OK BUT HIS ARMS AND LEGS AREN'T. | Vote On All Of The Things All Of The Time (V.O.A.O.T.T.A.O.T.T.) |
 [02:10:41]  <MDF_> No, the car wasn't going too quick
 [02:10:51]  * Zombiebaron has changed the topic to: #uncyclopedia: BREAKING NEWS: FROSTY GOT HIT BY A CAR. HIS BRAIN IS OK BUT HIS ARMS AND LEGS AREN'T. | Vote On All Of The Things All Of The Time (V.O.A.O.T.T.A.O.T.T.)
 [02:11:29]  <MDF_> So that is pretty much it, I'll keep you guys posted if anything comes up.
 [02:11:34]  <No_one_at_all> MDF_: please do
 [02:11:41]  <Zombiebaron> Thanks for telling us MDF_
 [02:12:41]  <MDF_> Oh and he also said a number of users don't use IRC and should be informed in some way... Apparently, you'll figure something out.
 [02:12:42]  <No_one_at_all> MDF_: Tell Frosty to get well soon, because the website will fall apart and catch fire without him, and that's not even a joke.
 [02:12:57]  <MDF_> will it?
 [02:13:03]  <Zombiebaron> Tell him we're all praying that the doctors can cure him of gay
 [02:13:08]  <No_one_at_all> MDF_: well, sorta, yeah, he's pretty useful here.
 [02:13:22]  <No_one_at_all> He's the only one who does...shit...around here.
 [02:13:39]  <No_one_at_all> Everybody else sits in the channel, idling and talking to the bot.
 [02:13:44]  <MDF_> Oh
 [02:13:48]  <Zombiebaron> Yeah your brother is a national hero in Brazil because of his work on Uncyclopedia
 [02:13:58]  <Zombiebaron> True facts.
 [02:14:00]  <MDF_> Well he does practically live on the computer
 [02:14:16]  <Zombiebaron> One day he will rule a small island nation.
 [02:14:25]  <Zombiebaron> Because of his work on the computer.
 [02:14:29]  <MDF_> Sounds... reasonable
 [02:14:49]  <No_one_at_all> And also because he owns it.
 [02:14:54]  <No_one_at_all> (the small island nation)
 [02:15:34]  <MDF_> Ok
 [02:15:45]  * awkisopen (skully@unaffiliated/awkisopen) has joined #uncyclopedia
 [02:15:49]  <awkisopen> so I hear Frostee is dead
 [02:15:53]  <No_one_at_all> Fuck you awkisopen
 [02:15:55]  <Zombiebaron> too soon
 [02:16:07]  <awkisopen> can we deop him NOW?
 [02:16:16]  <awkisopen> it's cool I'll take his place
 [02:16:17]  <MDF_> I have to go for a bit, I may return later
 [02:16:19]  * No_one_at_all facepalm
 [02:16:28]  <No_one_at_all> MDF_: see you around, best wishes and all that.
 [02:16:32]  <awkisopen> hahahahah
 [02:16:32]  <Zombiebaron> MDF_: Ok make sure to pass along our messages!
 [02:16:35]  <awkisopen> this is hysterical
 [02:17:16]  * awkisopen (skully@unaffiliated/awkisopen) has left #uncyclopedia ("first good news I've heard all year")
 [02:17:59]  <Mr-ex777> No_one_at_all: read my article???
 [02:19:11]  <Zombiebaron> ^^^^^^^^
 [02:19:30]  <No_one_at_all> Mr-ex777: not yet.
 [02:19:31]  <Zombiebaron> Mr-ex777: Did you hear Frosty got hit by a car?
 [02:19:42]  <Mr-ex777> Zombiebaron: no
 [02:20:01]  <Zombiebaron> Yeah read up the page a bit his brother just came in here and told us
 [02:20:22]  <Mr-ex777> Zombiebaron: link?
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