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1 | Title:Untitled Konosuba | |
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5 | Page1 | |
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7 | - | 1. I can't deal with // part time jobs. |
7 | + | 1. I can't deal with // part-time jobs. |
8 | ||
9 | 2. Quests are the best!! | |
10 | ||
11 | 3. Yo! Nature's Beauty. | |
12 | ||
13 | 4. Hey guys! Kazuma said he's paying tonight!! | |
14 | ||
15 | 5. Yeah! | |
16 | ||
17 | 6. Guys, // drink as much as you want! | |
18 | ||
19 | 7. BL. Kazuma! Kazuma Kazuma! | |
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22 | Page2 | |
23 | ||
24 | 1. Kazuma, do that thing! | |
25 | ||
26 | 2. Ufufuhmph. // Fine! | |
27 | ||
28 | 3. Steal! | |
29 | ||
30 | 4. Steal! | |
31 | ||
32 | 5. Steal! | |
33 | ||
34 | 6. I heard that // Kazuma's paying tonight. | |
35 | ||
36 | 7. Huh?! | |
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40 | Page3 | |
41 | ||
42 | - | 1. No! Give me back my panty!! |
42 | + | 1. No! Give me back my panties!! |
43 | ||
44 | - | 2. Steal! steal. // I can steal too~~~! |
44 | + | 2. Steal! Steal. // I can steal too~~~! |
45 | ||
46 | 3. Steal, steal! | |
47 | ||
48 | 4. Let's drink until morning!! | |
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52 | Page4 | |
53 | ||
54 | 1. After drinking a lot. | |
55 | ||
56 | 2. Aqua! // Drink this cup for me~! | |
57 | ||
58 | 3. Huh?! | |
59 | ||
60 | 4. It's fine, isn't it? // You like Shuwashuwa anyways. | |
61 | ||
62 | 5. Well, if I must. Fufufuh | |
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66 | Page5 | |
67 | ||
68 | 1. Let's go, bottoms up! | |
69 | ||
70 | 2. Bottoms up! Bottoms up! | |
71 | ||
72 | 3. Alright, bottoms up it is!! | |
73 | ||
74 | 4. Steeeeal~ // I'm gonna steal Aqua's ass. Hic♥ | |
75 | ||
76 | 5. Bottoms- ack! | |
77 | ||
78 | 6. What the heeeeeck. Get off of me. // Stop...! | |
79 | ||
80 | 7. Steal~ Steal~~ I'm gonna steal. | |
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84 | Page6 | |
85 | ||
86 | 1. I'm gonna st-! Hmm...?! Huuuuh?! | |
87 | ||
88 | - | 2. Wow. // Skirt without panty...!!!! |
88 | + | 2. Wow. // Skirt without panties...!!!! |
89 | ||
90 | 3. Oh my god. Thank you so much. Wooooah | |
91 | ||
92 | 4. Aqua's ass smells fucking amazing! | |
93 | ||
94 | 5. Whaaaa-?! | |
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98 | Page7 | |
99 | ||
100 | 1. Oooh! Guys, // look at this! This is amazing. | |
101 | ||
102 | 2. I'm getting a taste of // Aqua's pussy and ass. | |
103 | ||
104 | 3. Wow! That's crazy. | |
105 | ||
106 | 4. Uhyo♥ Uuhmph Ah Eh Ooh...Ha♥ Ah~~~~ | |
107 | ||
108 | 5. I'm so happy. Oomph | |
109 | ||
110 | 6. Ugh... I drank too much. Oh no, he's making me feel good. | |
111 | ||
112 | - | 7. I can't muster my strength. At this rate- uuuugh... |
112 | + | 7. I can't muster any strength. At this rate- uuuugh... |
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115 | Page8 | |
116 | ||
117 | 1. Aah! That's-! | |
118 | ||
119 | 2. Why are you shoving your tongue-mmph // in a place like that?!! | |
120 | ||
121 | 3. Aah- I'm losing my strength...! | |
122 | ||
123 | 4. I'm gonna cum-♥ | |
124 | ||
125 | 5. Ooh!! She's pissing herself. That's so cool!!! // I can't believe I get to watch something like this! | |
126 | ||
127 | 6. Both the smell // and the taste | |
128 | ||
129 | 7. are the best. | |
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133 | Page9 | |
134 | ||
135 | 1. Hey, my dick is about to burst! | |
136 | ||
137 | 2. Hurry up and fuck her senseless // with that dick. | |
138 | ||
139 | 3. Ooh!!! Aqua's ass pussy feels so good.♥♥ | |
140 | ||
141 | 4. Aaah!! // Why are you shoving it in there again?! | |
142 | ||
143 | 5. I think I'm gonna go crazy~!! | |
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146 | Page10 | |
147 | ||
148 | - | 1. Aah~~ This must be heaven. I'm so glad to be born! // Aqua's ass pussy is the best...! |
148 | + | 1. Aah~~ This must be heaven. I'm so glad I was born! // Aqua's ass pussy is the best...! |
149 | ||
150 | 2. BL. M-my anus is burning. I feel like I had a messy poop, but... | |
151 | ||
152 | 3. BL. It feels good.♥ | |
153 | ||
154 | 4. It's getting sucked out as if I'm sucking on a straw. It stinks... | |
155 | ||
156 | 5. It's fishy and has a lewd taste... Uuh... | |
157 | ||
158 | 6. Afu... That's good. Keep going.♥ Just like that. | |
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161 | Page11 | |
162 | ||
163 | 1. That's good...! That's good...! // Your tongue feels good, Aqua! | |
164 | ||
165 | 2. I'm gonna cuuuuum. This is awesome...! | |
166 | ||
167 | 3. This is driving me nuts. I can't take it anymore. // Not anymore! | |
168 | ||
169 | 4. Me too!! | |
170 | ||
171 | 5. Oomph...!! // Aah!♥ | |
172 | ||
173 | 6. If we're lucky, we might be able to turn her into a meat toilet priest!! | |
174 | ||
175 | 7. Uoooh! | |
176 | ||
177 | 8. She's been shaking her lovely ass every single day. // It made me so hard that I fapped to it 10 times already! | |
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180 | Page12 | |
181 | ||
182 | - | 1. Atmosphere is pretty strange today, isn't it, Yunyun? |
182 | + | 1. The atmosphere is pretty strange today, isn't it, Yunyun? |
183 | ||
184 | 2. Huh? // Yeah...! Y-you're right. | |
185 | ||
186 | 3. BL. They're so lewd...!! | |
187 | ||
188 | 4. BL. I wonder if sucking on each other really makes you feel that good. Mmph... | |
189 | ||
190 | 5. BL. I'm sure they're going to look down on me again for being a kid if I show them any interest. | |
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193 | Page13 | |
194 | ||
195 | - | 1. W-why?! You're acting like you never saw people having sex before. // Come on! Let's have a toast. |
195 | + | 1. W-why?! You're acting like you've never seen people having sex before. // Come on! Let's have a toast. |
196 | ||
197 | 2. T-that's not true! | |
198 | ||
199 | 3. Even I! // Saw that kind of thing a lot... | |
200 | ||
201 | - | 4. By the way! That's a whiskey, isn't it?! |
201 | + | 4. By the way! That's whiskey, isn't it?! |
202 | ||
203 | - | 5. I really like these too. // I drink them every day! I'm an grown up, after all...! |
203 | + | 5. I really like it too. // I drink it every day! I'm a grown-up, after all...! |
204 | ||
205 | 6. Aah... That's- | |
206 | ||
207 | - | 7. BL. I just bought those after working so hard for them...! |
207 | + | 7. BL. I just bought that after working so hard for it...! |
208 | ||
209 | 8. Stop! | |
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212 | Page14 | |
213 | ||
214 | - | 1. That's a hard liquor! |
214 | + | 1. That's hard liquor! |
215 | ||
216 | 2. I know!! | |
217 | ||
218 | 3. It's really really hard! | |
219 | ||
220 | 4. I said, I know! Oomph!! | |
221 | ||
222 | 5. Aah!! It's gonna-! | |
223 | ||
224 | 6. Oww. // That hurts... Are you okay? | |
225 | ||
226 | 7. This is why you need to be more caref- | |
227 | ||
228 | 8. Megumin? | |
229 | ||
230 | 9. I-I'm sorry for being so stubborn. | |
231 | ||
232 | 10. I think I got irritated because I thought even you might | |
233 | ||
234 | 11. treat me like a child.. | |
235 | ||
236 | 12. Megumin... | |
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240 | Page15 | |
241 | ||
242 | 1. Yunyun...?! | |
243 | ||
244 | 2. Mmph... Yunyun, // not there... Haa...♥ | |
245 | ||
246 | 3. It's okay, Megumin. Haa♥ | |
247 | ||
248 | 4. We can become adults by taking our time to study together. | |
249 | ||
250 | 5. But still... Aah... Haa... Yunyun...♥ | |
251 | ||
252 | 6. What the heck, you two. // It's not fair to do it by yourselves. | |
253 | ||
254 | 7. Let us join you, Megumin, Yunyun! | |
255 | ||
256 | 8. Huh? | |
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260 | Page16 | |
261 | ||
262 | - | 1. Next morning |
262 | + | 1. The next morning |
263 | ||
264 | - | 2. Aah, this is great. She's sucking me dry. // I'm gonna cum. Cum! |
264 | + | 2. Aah, this is great. She's sucking me dry. // I'm gonna cum. Cumming! |
265 | ||
266 | 3. Hey! Let me have a turn. | |
267 | ||
268 | 4. Make sure you clean up my smegma. | |
269 | ||
270 | 5. Aah, mouth pussy feels // fucking amazing! | |
271 | ||
272 | 6. I'm tired and my tongue hurts. I don't wanna do this anymore. Uuu~ | |
273 | ||
274 | - | 7. That's how Megumin learned the taste of dicks |
274 | + | 7. That's how Megumin learned the taste of dicks, |
275 | ||
276 | 8. and Aqua's tongue got sore. |