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| 1 | - | Your name is AMANDA SVILZERIAN. |
| 1 | + | Your name is AMANDA SVILZERIAN, but you prefer JONESY. |
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| 3 | - | Your past career involved WARRIORS OF A SPACEBOUND NATURE, usually involving SETTING THINGS ON FIRE. You DIDN'T ENJOY THIS and, after a series of ESCAPADES, have made a NEW LIFE with a MAN YOU LOVE VERY MUCH. Despite this, you still have A PASSION FOR COMBAT BOTH ARMED AND UNARMED, reguarly attending a local FITE CLUB, and you WORK OUT in an attempt to keep your ATHLETIC FIGURE. Due to VARIOUS GENEROUS INDIVIDUALS anbd their ACTS OF KIDNESS, you are also a SUDDEN BILLIONAIRE, and you like to TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS whenever possible. You are fond of CHOCOLATE, FIFTIES ROCK AND ROLL and SWING, although not nessecarily all at once, and you enjoy GETTING SHITFACED on an IRREGULAR BASIS. You also have A BLOG, although you AREN'T GOOD WITH COMPUTERS and know only enough to update said blog. |
| 3 | + | Your past career involved WARRIORS OF A SPACEBOUND NATURE, usually involving SETTING THINGS ON FIRE. You DIDN'T ENJOY THIS and, after a series of ESCAPADES, have made a NEW LIFE with a MAN YOU LOVE VERY MUCH. Despite this, you still have A PASSION FOR COMBAT BOTH ARMED AND UNARMED, reguarly attending a local FITE CLUB, and you WORK OUT in an attempt to keep your ATHLETIC FIGURE. Due to VARIOUS GENEROUS INDIVIDUALS anbd their ACTS OF KINDNESS, you are also a SUDDEN BILLIONAIRE, and you like to TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS whenever possible. You are fond of CHOCOLATE, FIFTIES ROCK AND ROLL and SWING, although not nessecarily all at once, and you enjoy GETTING SHITFACED on an IRREGULAR BASIS. You also have A BLOG, although you AREN'T GOOD WITH COMPUTERS and know only enough to update said blog. |
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| 5 | What will you do? | |
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| 7 | ===> Retrieve arms from cupboard. | |
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| 9 | - | This isn't the time for injokes damnit! |
| 9 | + | This isn't the time for injokes damnit! |
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| 11 | ===> Jonesy: Visit Chocolate Fountain | |
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| 13 | Yes. Hell yes. HELL. FUCKING. YES. | |
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| 15 | You abscond downstairs to visit THE VERY BEST THING in your billionair life. | |
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| 17 | Your house's lower floor reveals a few more of your interests. You can COOK TO AN ADEQUETE DEGREE, although considering your husband's CARNIVOROUS LEANINGS it's NOT THAT HARD. You DABBLE IN VIDEO GAMING, although really you should take that SINTENDO 65 back upstairs at some point. | |
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| 19 | You also enjoy SWIMMING IN A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN LIKE SOME KIND OF PERVERT. But getting out of its DESIGNATED CUPBOARD will take some effort. You might need some help with this one. |
