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Tell me when you';re ready Agi, I'll hush hush after
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Nick: (( ready for which who ))
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don't make this any harder than it has to be
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Nick: (( I can respond in a sec, shaving ))
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Hearing the phone ring, Nick flies off the couch and bolts across his shitty room to pick it up, dropping it a couple times as he fumbles for the receiver. "Y-yeah, this is Nitro Nick, what's up? Who's this? (Please let it be a sponsor, please let it be a sponsor!)"
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On the screen is an icon easily recognizable to anyone from Tudari...but you're not from tudari, so fuck off. It resembles a sort of gryphon-like creature, eclipsing a read sun
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red*
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fuck this keyboard in all ways
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Nick: (( Wait, I'm not? Figured I was ))
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i thought you said you weren't
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Nick: (( No, you just didn't have anything written up for areas I could be from ))
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Nick: (( I asked about the tech level for a reason ))
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If you ARE, it's the symbol of Tudari's gummint, but you apparently picked the phone up too fast to notice anyway
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most of the time symbols don't come up when you get a call, unless you do it yourself and set an avatar for the caller
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Nick: (( I've got a shitty corded wall phone anyway ))
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On the other end is a scruffy voice attached properly to a scruffy man, "Nitro Nick? Is that what you're calling yourself these days? Hmm...well, no matter. My name is Gerome. I'm calling on behalf of the Tudari League Foundation." You have literaly never heard of such a thing
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"Uh... the what now?" Nick looks to the pile of askew papers across his desk, mouthing the words 'League Federation' to himself. Did he fill out an application or something? So many attempts...
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"Good answer. Had you pretended to know me...well, whatever. I have a proposition for you. I'd rather discuss it in person, however...say, at the J&J Pub. What time are you free today?"
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This particular pub is about a ten minute drive from your abode, and is known for its well-priced food.
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Is that a local place?
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there we go
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As well as other services, like an upstairs club for Pkemon Trainers
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"Well, I've gotta get a couple of drills in for the big race, but I can pretty much plan around anything... late afternoon work for you?"
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"I asked you for a reason. I'm free any time."
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"I'll be the man in the hat and robe." he's a wizard, harry
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"Late afternoon it is, I can be there around 6. I'll buy us some wings." (DAMN IT I CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY WINGS WHY DID I SAY THAT)
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"I'll see you then. Be prepared."
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tirkeyKujo has connected.
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"Sounds good! Later." Nick hangs up and falls backward against the wall. "Guhh... Doris, this might be our last shot, girl." He scritches the rabbit as she hops by to inspect. "We need to get ready to make an impression."
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"Currrrururuu?"
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i was half-temped to just have an entire room of people in robes and hats
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but I was merciful
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"I don't want to peddle pet food any more than you do."
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Nick: (( so what kind of robe and hat are we looking at ))
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my uh
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my kind
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where the hell are ya anyway
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i believe this is a yukata?
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New map
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damn it's weird to see a Pokemap without any Pokemon
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So yeah, Nick asks the waitress at the front of the bar if she's seen a guy named Gerome, hat, robe, sounded middle-ageish
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Emergency: (( >Enpy C. ))
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Nick: (( lel ))
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Emergency: (( Oh god it's Jackie ))
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Nick: (( fading into the backgound indeed ))
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When you enter, the waitress toddles over and greets you. When you ask about ol' not-Jeremy, she thinks for a minute, then pounds her palm with her fist, "Ah! Yes! He's right over here!"
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"Alright, thanks. I'll just be getting some wings and some water, won't need a menu."
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She directs you to the table in the corner, where a man who, indeed, is wearing a hat and robe sits. He's fiddling around with a notepad
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"Hey there. You're Gerome, then?"
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"That I am. And you are...Nitro Nick, correct? Interesting, to meet a...celebrity? An aspiring celebrity."
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"Definitely more on the aspiring side. Just call me Nick."
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"I shall. Now, have you any idea why I've called you here today?"
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"You mentioned something about the League Federation, that's about all I've got. I checked the number you called from, is this some government something or other?"
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Emergency: (( Gov't wants you to race for them ))
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"Good insight. You are correct. You know of the concept of a Pokemon League, yes?"
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"Pff, yeah. Basically every other region's got one, I don't know why our government is slacki- er, I mean..."
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"No, you're correct. I myself am astounded it has taken this long...but we are to be initializing one ourselves soon, here, in Tudari..and as such, we need candidates worthy of being Gym Leaders, and we're putting teams together to smoke them out. That's where you come in. You are quick, athletic, and most importantly, you know your way around Pokemon. That's rare here. Would you be interested in such a thing?"
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"Of being a gym leader, or being part of a team to help find them?"
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"Either, I suppose. If you could prove yourself worthy, that would save us the trouble of finding another. But the former is what we're more interested in."
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"I... don't know, I've really been investing a lot into this whole racing gig. What's the pay like? A man's gotta feed himself, you know."
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"We'll provide you with hotels, food, and the usual business expenses as long as you comply. Pay other than that depends primarily on your performance. Should you do well and find many candidates, then you'll receive bonuses. On the other hand, if you fail...well, at least you'll have a place to stay."
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Nick: (( aw man is he saying I won't have a place to stay if I don't agree ))
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Nick: (( ARE THEY TEARING DOWN MY SHITTY APARTMENT ))
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hunoz
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"Heh, well that's a lot prettier sounding than what I've got going for me right now. You know what, sure, I'm down. This sounds like something I wouldn't want to miss out on."
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"Besides, I'd feel a lot more dignity working for you guys over Skitty Nibbles."
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"I did not think it would be this hard to find a sponsor. They're the only ones to call back so far."
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"Good! Good. This job should, hopefully, have little to do with...Skitty Nibbles. One more thing. I doubt you'll have any issue with this, but the names and faces of those we have hired shall be publicized, so that they may be recognized. Is that a problem?"
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"Not at all. Maybe one of my 12 fans will see it and be interested, heh."
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"Twelve? That is more than I had expected. Hm. Perhaps you can acquire more this way, as well."
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"We'll see. I've got some ideas in mind for a gym layout when the time comes if I meet the standards."
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"Do keep in mind; though you shall be scouting your own competition, do not attempt to use that power to weed out those you fear could take your place. Someone like that is unworthy of being a Leader in the first place."
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"Ha, of course not. If I meet someone who blows me out of the water, just means I've got to step it up a notch! That's how competition works at its best."
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Gerome nods, "Admirable. Now, one last condition. Would you follow me upstairs?"
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"Sure."
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where the peeps at
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"Then do." Gerome gets up, waves to the clerklady, and walks up the stairness right behind him. When he reaches the top, he knocks on a door, and a large man with a rotund belly and magnificient beard answers. You must imagine the beard, as they do not make neckbeard images.
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"magnificent" is an excellent word to describe beards.
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This is the closest thing to a neckbeard I can find and I hate myself for it. "What do you want?! You're interrupting our match! If you're here to make fun of us, go back downstairs, this is fun for us." Behind the fat man's edges, you can make out a few arenas, in which some nondescript Pokemon and their trainers are battling.
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Nick: (( perfect ))
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Gerome spoke in class today blows out a puff of smoke from his pipe, "We're here to have a match, not interrupt one. This is the closest place that's suitable."
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Nick: (( honestly ))
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Nick: (( I probably know these guys. ))
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you can greet him if you want
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"Yeah, hey Roland. He's with me, he's cool."
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roland around at the speed of an arthritic tortoise
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also how in the hell'm I supposed to have a battle when I don't even have stats/movepool for one of my Pokemon
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(crs)
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Roland: (( thankfully it's 1v1 ))
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1 Tackle - Normal 1 Agility - Psychic 1 Growl - Normal 4 Thundershock - Electric 7 Quick Attack - Normal 9 Charge - Electric 12 Bite - Dark 14 Shock Wave - Electric 18 Covet - Normal 21 Nuzzle - Electric
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but there you go
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Up to level 21, all you should need
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Nick: (( er, evolution? ))
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Its evolution has a different movepool
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Nick: (( well dam ))
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So on evolution you can choose to learn all those
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I guess I could throw an ice move in there
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replace Quick Attack with Ice Shard
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Nick: (( sweet ))
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Nick: (( I'll use Stripes anyway for convenience ))
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Roland nearly has a heart attack(not a monumentous feat for him) when he 'realizes' what's going on, "Oh! OOOH! Nick! You've brought a new initiate?! Why didn't you tell me! Come on in, feel free to use the arenas!"
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"Sort of a spur of the moment thing, really. Technically I'm with him, I guess. Just wanted to get a fight in to see what I'm capable of, then?" @ Gerome
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"That's the plan. I'm glad you know these people."
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Nick: (( aaand I'm being called in at 3. Wanna get this battle rolling? I have like 15 minutes. ))
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He pushes open the door, and you enter into the musty manpit den.
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We can try
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New map
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course if you wanna start on Tirk and do this properly later I getcha
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Probably be the better idea
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I don't have work until 2 tomorrow
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gdamn is this a maze or what
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"A suitable arena for my tactics...had they given me a suitable Pokemon. I'm only testing you, so I won't go all out."
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But yeah we should prolley call it off here
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There's still stuff after the buttle too
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oh fuck I have no idea what that is.
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More questions
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no metaknighting for you
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oh you mean the pokmin
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indeed
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I forgot that this was going to be one of THOSE campaigns
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If I had to guess it'd be normal type but uh, -shit-
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Well.
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Worth asking.
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Whenever your Pokémon with Exploit deals Resisted damage to a Tagged foe, your Pokémon may lose 2 Momentum to increase the effectiveness of the attack one step.
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Would this allow me to deal half damage to pokemon immune to electric
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It's part of Type Methodology, a Duelist feat
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Type Methodology Prerequisites: Effective Methods, Adept Focus Scene x2 – Free Action
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It'd be 1/4th damage, but yeah
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Like attacking a Grass/Electric or something
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at least one of us needs to invest in PokeEdu
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anyway hopping to skype, I have data now whoo
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miop
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mop
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not much better
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18 mushroom check
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18 again
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so waddid ya want now
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All right, what's-your-dick, you get a call on your phone/PDA/whatever. The gryphon-eclipse symbol of the Tudari gummint is displayed on the screen.
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18 being a good samaritan and all, checks her phone after presumably getting done with a breakfast consisting of all-natural ingredients like acai and haberneros. "Yes? This is Agent 18 speaking, what do you request?"
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The voice on the other end is girlish, slow, and languid, "Wow, a real agent? Huh, you know, I always thought they had more 0s in their name. So watcha doin' today?"
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"Quite a bit, most of which is classified information. Is this a genuine call? Judging by your tone, I'm getting the feeling you may have called the wrong number...which in my case is a pretty grave mistake to make. This number is usually private outside of specific circles."
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"Naaah, I don't think so...I'm careful about that, yannow? One wrong turn, and whooops, can't go back. So any chance ya could call off some of those engagements? I think I gottsa job for you, from the Tudari League Foundation." You've never heard of this in your life.
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"Woah, woah, slow down there. This all seems a little suspicious-sounding, don't you think? Well anyway, they weren't very important engagements, so I can call them off...for now. But first you'll need to catch me up on what this is...and just what you need me for."
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"Eeyeeh...I'unno if I can do that... It's all supposed to be in person, according to Agares. Aah...what he doesn't know won't hurt 'im. This'll be public knowledge soon anyway. We're gonna be joltin' up a League here real soon...that enough?"
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"...so let me get this straight. You need me....to help you...set up some kind of League? Like, a Pokemon League? *Sigh* (Is this really what I've been reduced to? Assisting basic consumerism? Well, I guess there's not much else to do in this increasingly developing world.) Well, have you gotten my supervisors up to speed first? I mean, I guess I can do it myself, but..."
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"Oh, I don't care about your supervisors. What do they matter? Agares is way more important. Besides, Taryn handles all that stuff. Youc'n ask him when ya see him."
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"Hmm..." 18 still reads a bit of suspicion in the air, but she proceeds to play along anyway; Even if this is some kind of trap, it might be worth testing the mettle of just whoever has the stones to pull something like this off. "All right, fine. Where am I supposed to meet you, and your...friends?"
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"Nah, j's me today. Can ya make your way down to the Inky Smeargle? In, I'unno, coupla hours?" From what you know, the Inky Smeargle is a sort of posh art cafe where pompous art-doers go to eat and show off their work.
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"(The Inky Smeargle of all places?) Uh...yeah. Sure." On second thought, she's not entirely sure if she should bother taking precautions here. But she may as well pack her basic equipment anyway.
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"Sweet. That was easier than I thought. All right, I'll see ya at..uh...I'unno, eleven?"
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"Uh huh...eleven. Fair enough...? Just remember to be on time...and don't try any funny business. Because believe me, I'll know." At this point 18 is a little worried this might just be a bunk call from some really lonely chick doing this for kicks; A far worse outcome than it being a simple sabotage, since those at least make for interesting leads.
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"Eeeeh? What does it matter what you know? Aw well, just make it here at eleven!"
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"Got it." 18 hangs up the phone on that, because if there's anything she hates more than crank calls, it's awkwardly extended phone call endings. "*Sigh* Then again, I suppose this has the potential to be a rather stress-free day too. Blargh, what am I saying. I'm too young to start sounding like an old retired veteran."
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"C'mon V and R. Hopefully I won't need you two too much today...." 18 takes some pokeballs off the counter and fastens them onto her belt.
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There's a new map available.
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and away we go
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Inside the loatheful Inky Smeargle, there's only one other pair, as well as the clerk
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Then, there's this girl in the corner, sitting alone and scribbling on some sorta notepad. When the door chime rings, she looks up, then waves you over lackadaisically.
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18 dutifully scans around the room. "So, I'm gonna have to go off on a limb and assume the lonely girl who called me is in fact the one sitting alone..."
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"*Sigh* So, is this what you wanted? Rather unorthodox environment for a professional gathering I'd say..."
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The girl yawns, then looks you up and down before speaking, "Naaaaah, I think it's the perfect place. Very few ever goes to these places. And the ones that do, they don't matter."
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go*
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"So, ya got any idea why I went an' called you out here?"
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"Riiiiight. So...you wanted me to help you establish a Pokemon league, right? I assume it must be some risky business if you've called me out of the blue like this...or at least, somewhat time consuming."
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"Ah, sweet, you're not an idiot. I thought you might be one of those 'Smart' agent types. You know, the dumb ones. Anywho, what we need ya to do is scout out candidates for the League. Along with other stuff. Furthering communication between cities, finding the right cities for the gyms, setting up the contests..." She yawns again, "Man, they couldn't'a picked a more boring speech." She leans back even farther on the couch, and continues scrawling on her pad, "So, whaddaya say? D'ya think you can handle it? It's long-term, yannow."
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"So just a bunch of negotiation then? Seems kinda like common busywork...which is fine by me I suppose. I've had a little too many 'exciting' missions lately for my own good. And Pokemon Leagues are a pretty big business these days, so the pay is probably enough to cover any of my past expenses...*ahem* Anyway, is that all? Any risks or an inevitable catch I should know of?"
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"Oh, it'll be super risky. Not everyone wants a league, yannow? Think it goes against the 'traditional values' of this place or something. And since everyone sucks, I bet they'll attack ya! An' ya never know just what people might want from ya to convince 'em."
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"*siiigh* Oh, yes, you'll have to excuse me. I'm not entirely caught up with the politics that come with this setup. I suppose now it makes a little more sense why you would call me of all people to help carry this out."
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"Yep. Yanneed someone whoc'n work with people for jobs like this, yannow?"
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"Luckily for you, I'm more than well trained in these sort of missions. I know how to deal with these types of people in the most quiet and discreet manner possible. It'll be like I'm not even here."
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"I'll just need to organize things with your superiors first, and we'll be all set...you DO have superiors, right? I can't go off on much with only you here, y'see..."
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"Oh, sh'yeah. I wouldn't put myself through all that trouble. Taryn n' Agares handle most of the busy work. Pastis is the plan-guy. And Gerome's intelligence."
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"Taryn and Agares, huh? Gotta say, this is my first time working with something like a league, so I'll need to get caught up to speed a little...but once that's all over, I'll be sure to cover the work you need of me."
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"So I think this marks the end of our little tête-à-tête, so if you don't mind, I'll go order some brunch and I'll waste no time reaching your desired location...given you provide the directions."
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"Aww, ya don't wanna battle? I think we were supposed to do that...but I don't really care. Oh, but I do have more questions for ya. See, each of ya is supposed to have your own little area of expertise...an' yours is the politics of the league. Like how the Leaders interact with the goverment, n' stuff."
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"Politics, huh? Yeah, I'm probably the right person for that job....wait, so that means I'm not the only one assigned to this? I suppose that makes some sense..."
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"But I can only hope they wont drag me down. You can't strike gold all the time, you see..."
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"Uh, sh'no. We need a lotta people for somethin;' like this, yannow? This' important. What if we trusted it to one guy, and they were a screwball?"
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"MOst people're screwballs, yannow."
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"Well normally you have some kind of quality check, but....well, okay, fine, I won't question you further. Now, a battle? I'm afraid traditional battling isn't really my specialty. I never quite got into that competitive battling mumbo jumbo myself...I'm an agent, you see, we tend to use Pokemon to enhance our own innate abilities."
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"I could try and 'battle' you in my own kind of environment, but I can't guarantee it won't result in one of us not making it out alive."
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"Ya, I feel you. You're like most people, don't think nothin' of Pokemon. I'm the same way. They kinda suck and have no redeeming qualities like everything else. If ya really wanna have a knock-down drag-out fight...eeeeh, I'm not your girl. Try Taryn, he's the only one of us who c'n really fight."
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"But he's creepy, so ya probably shouldn't go around him much."
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"I'll keep that in mind... Now, anything else I should know of before plunging into the heart of danger?"
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"Naaaah. I gotsa question for ya, though: how do ya think the League's politics should work? Should th' Gym Leaders be heavily involved? Act like mayors? Should they just focus on protectin' their own city? Should we start up a new police force to handle it?"
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"Heh, well, I'm not normally the type of person you ask for that...but if I have to answer, I'd say it'd be wise to have the gym leaders exert a reasonable amount of power, but leave most of the busywork to people actually qualified to handle running an entire city. Structuring the police force accordingly does sound wise, but this obviously varies on a case-by-case basis."
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"That so, eh? Yannow, I just interviewed someone earlier who said Leaders should have ALL the power...some black-haired fop in a red cape. I like yours better. Wonder how you'll do that police force...anywho, ya got any questions for me?"
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"Quite a few, but I'm not sure if they're ones you're capable of answering, and not your partners...but I'll give it a shot. Do you know of any real public opposition to the establishment of the league? Like, any figureheads I should know about? Additonally, just how far am I allowed to go if push comes to shove?"
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Kerria:
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"Eeehh...well, I'm the people person, so I know a little. There's this one guy, Arion, he's the biggest one. Real long family here, doesn't like any change, yannow? But it ain't him ya gotta worry about. He hired some bigshot bodyguard from Iornia, that guy's reeeeaaal strong. I don't even think Taryn'd beat him. They go 'round takin' out technical stuff and stoppin' progress. Kinda annoying to us government folks all around. I think Agares'd say not to kill 'im, cause yannow, paperwork and publicity...but I don't care."
538
 
539
18:
540
"So as expected...things would probably be better off if I take things as discreetly as possible...a sneaking mission, you could say. Accomplish my task by however means necessary, so long as I don't get caught...or at least, make that big of a mess. Of course, I would much prefer to simply talk people down, but if I must break the unbreakable, so be it."
541
 
542
Kerria:
543
"From what I heard, that exile guy only listens to power...and some girl, but who cares. Now listen, one more thing: Your name and face is gonna be publicized as partta this, so candidates know you're not some kook. Ya can use a fake name if ya want, but you'll have to KEEP using it."
544
 
545
18:
546
"I guess I can abandon all hope of this being a relaxing break from the norm, huh? Well fair enough...the only name I need be attached to is the number 18. It's a safe enough name, right? So good, I never even told you my real name and you never knew the difference..."
547
 
548
Kerria:
549
"Well, I hope the people buy that. Me, I don't care what your name is. You're just gonna be the same as everyone else, yannow?"
550
 
551
18:
552
"Yeah...the same. Whatever that means..."
553
 
554
18:
555
"Guess I'll find out soon enough."
556
 
557
Kerria:
558
"Nah, you're not good enough to figure it out. So, anything else?"
559
 
560
18:
561
"Heh...I'll keep the rest a pleasant surprise for now. So, am I allowed to get brunch yet, or is keeping me famished part of your plan?"
562
 
563
Kerria:
564
"Yannow..we're in a cafe. Ya coulda ordered food any time ya wanted. Maybe you ARE onna them 'Smart' agents..."
565
 
566
18:
567
"I could have, it just wouldn't have been polite. Besides, you have to at least be some level of "smart" to even bother taking missions like these in the first place. Be thankful for what you have, lest you lose it too quick."
568
 
569
Kerria:
570
"Sh'hey, if you're not thankful for anything, then ya could lose everythin' and not care at all, yannow? Polite's overrated, nobody deserves that."
571
 
572
18:
573
"Uh huh...all right. Whatever floats your boat, missy..." (Well, she's sticking to her values, I'll give her that much.) 18 casually ponders to herself while getting some overly sweet foodstuffs.
574
 
575
Kerria:
576
Unless there's anything else, that's probably the end of it
577
 
578
18:
579
Cirno Hooray
580
 
581
18:
582
is what I'd type if you didn't kill the twitch macro
583
Table Twitchlist (Kerria):  
584
Table Twitchlist (Kerria):  
585
Table Twitchlist (Kerria):  
586
Table Twitchlist (Kerria):  
587
 
588
Kerria:
589
i don't have the actual macro
590
 
591
Kerria:
592
but the table is still there
593
Table Twitchlist (18):  
594
Table Twitchlist (18): ThoseStairs
595
 
596
Nick:
597
I don't have it either
598
 
599
18:
600
its stack overflowed anyway
601
Apollo:
602
hairs
603
Apollo:
604
i see you guys finished
605
Apollo:
606
grats
607
Apollo:
608
except agi
609
Apollo:
610
jk
611
 
612
Nick:
613
rip
614
 
615
Nick:
616
gotta ROLL THOSE 1S 3
617
 
618
Nick:
619
close enough
620
Apollo:
621
1
622
Apollo:
623
got it
624
 
625
Nick:
626
I'm proud of u
627
 
628
Nick:
629
Did Thrice go to slep for work in the morning
630
 
631
Kerria:
632
no
633
 
634
Nick:
635
Did you want to get my thing finished up tonight?
636
 
637
Apollo:
638
when ye think our group session gonna be
639
 
640
Nick:
641
whoa what the hell why is Chuggaa playing Mario Party 2
642
 
643
Nick:
644
this isn't Xenoblade
645
 
646
Kerria:
647
We can if you want
648
 
649
Nick:
650
I'd like that
651
 
652
Kerria:
653
I gotta go run the clothes through the dryer again tho
654
 
655
Kerria:
656
aight
657
 
658
Stripes:
659
my BST is so baaad
660
Kerria:
661
shudda used raikou
662
 
663
Stripes:
664
neh
665
 
666
Tevil:
667
Tevil climbs up the stairs and starts shredding this post like god damn dude calm down it's just a post.
668
 
669
Tevil:
670
That's his only action
671
 
672
Stripes:
673
Stripes leans down and starts crackling with electrical energy
674
 
675
Stripes:
676
And that'll be what I do
677
 
678
Tevil:
679
Well, there's no crossing this thing
680
 
681
Tevil:
682
So Tevil runs back down a little and goes into a small hidey-hole thing.
683
Stripes: (( is that what those are I don't get it ))
684
 
685
Tevil:
686
They're passageways
687
 
688
Tevil:
689
Not THOSE
690
 
691
Tevil:
692
the little lines under them
693
 
694
Tevil:
695
not so much PASSAGEWAYS
696
 
697
Tevil:
698
but they're not waled
699
 
700
Tevil:
701
so you can actually get to them
702
Stripes: (( uh... so is it under the stairs right now? ))
703
 
704
Tevil:
705
The red things aren't walls
706
 
707
Tevil:
708
The brown are
709
 
710
Tevil:
711
Yeah I guess so
712
Stripes: (( are those the only way to get from one side to another? God damn this is a bad arena ))
713
 
714
Tevil:
715
They are
716
 
717
Tevil:
718
It's meant to cause wall-offs like that
719
 
720
Tevil:
721
You can jump down from the stairs like this guy did, obvious
722
 
723
Tevil:
724
ly
725
Stripes: (( can I see him while running up the stairs...? ))
726
 
727
Tevil:
728
like I know. Probably
729
 
730
Tevil:
731
You know what
732
 
733
Tevil:
734
roll perception
735
 
736
Stripes:
737
3
738
 
739
Stripes:
740
mhm
741
 
742
Tevil:
743
you cannot
744
 
745
Stripes:
746
then I got nothing, I guess, I'll just stop what I'm doing to look around
747
 
748
Tevil:
749
Luckily for you this nigga don't know where you are either
750
 
751
Tevil:
752
So he starts running down this way
753
 
754
Tevil:
755
Obviously, he quickly realizes you're NOT here
756
 
757
Tevil:
758
so he starts to dig into the wall
759
 
760
Stripes:
761
5 Percep to hear that then, I guess?
762
 
763
Tevil:
764
You can probably hear it sure
765
 
766
Stripes:
767
Stripes nods and jumps down off the stairs, chargin again
768
 
769
Tevil:
770
For the record, remember to edit any combat stage macros you have
771
 
772
Tevil:
773
I did a while ago I think
774
 
775
Tevil:
776
All mine say either .1 or .2
777
 
778
Tevil:
779
None have .25
780
Stripes: (( I will, it literally doesn't matter in this situation ))
781
 
782
Tevil:
783
Yeah, it does, if you get Injured
784
 
785
Tevil:
786
Or Leered or something
787
 
788
Tevil:
789
In any case, it's your turn
790
Stripes: (( ...as do mine. Huh. Must've edited that on February. ))
791
 
792
Stripes:
793
THERE'S that sumbitch
794
 
795
Stripes:
796
5 have some lightning
797
 
798
Stripes:
799
I love Shock Wave
800
 
801
Stripes:
802
these 1s tho
803
 
804
Stripes:
805
2d8+10 | 64
806
 
807
Tevil:
808
well roll for damage
809
Stripes: (( christ, near max damage on each ))
810
 
811
Tevil:
812
i think chargeo nly works if you use the move the turn directly after using charge but whatevr
813
Stripes: (( I did ))
814
Apollo: (( dat damage ))
815
 
816
Tevil:
817
I might have missed a turn then (waiting)
818
Stripes: (( I figured you were just continuing to dig or something ))
819
 
820
Tevil:
821
tevil moved, you used charge, tevil moved, you moved to the top of the stairs, tevil moved
822
 
823
Stripes:
824
Then I percepped, heard it, jumped down and used Charge again
825
 
826
Tevil:
827
So yeah I totally did oh well
828
 
829
Tevil:
830
Tevil took major damage! 
831
 
832
Tevil:
833
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat! 
834
Apollo: (( does that zebra have no defenses whatsoever ))
835
 
836
Tevil:
837
The injury lowered the Speed stat! 
838
Stripes: (( It has no defenses whatsoever. ))
839
Stripes: (( it DOES, however, have Endure. ))
840
Apollo: (( i hope u dont die ))
841
Stripes: (( and gets +5 extra damage to electric attacks when under 1/3 HP ))
842
 
843
Stripes:
844
at 5 momentum now btw, I should add a momentum tracker
845
 
846
Tevil:
847
Tevvy revvy take me down to the levvy jumps toward the cheating zebra, and slams its claw down!
848
 
849
Tevil:
850
6
851
 
852
Stripes:
853
that's a hittlin
854
 
855
Stripes:
856
damn you got +3 acc too
857
 
858
Tevil:
859
I actually forgot to subtracts its AC
860
 
861
Tevil:
862
so it should just be a flat 3
863
 
864
Stripes:
865
Then that's a not hittlin
866
 
867
Tevil:
868
does THAT still hit
869
 
870
Stripes:
871
Momentum gives bonus to evasion too
872
 
873
Tevil:
874
actually, it is.
875
 
876
Tevil:
877
YOu get no evasion.
878
 
879
Tevil:
880
At all.
881
 
882
Stripes:
883
eh?
884
 
885
Apollo:
886
riiiip
887
 
888
Stripes:
889
Must be a move/trainer thing
890
 
891
Tevil:
892
I ain't gotta tell ya why
893
 
894
Gerome:
895
Psh
896
 
897
Gerome:
898
When I said I was taking it easy on ya
899
 
900
Gerome:
901
i meant it
902
 
903
Gerome:
904
i can't use ANY of my shit other than my base Training Feature on this thing
905
 
906
Gerome:
907
not won't
908
 
909
Gerome:
910
i CAN'T
911
 
912
Gerome:
913
i could i guess but it wouldn't do anything
914
 
915
Stripes:
916
anyway go on
917
 
918
Tevil:
919
Damage: 44, Physical 
920
 
921
Tevil:
922
Neutral
923
 
924
Stripes:
925
Stripes took 41 damage. 
926
 
927
Stripes:
928
The injury lowered the Speed stat! 
929
 
930
Stripes:
931
The injury lowered the Attack stat! 
932
 
933
Tevil:
934
mip
935
 
936
Apollo:
937
>3 holy
938
 
939
Stripes:
940
aw man I like both of those
941
    Error in body of roll.       Statement options (if any): h       Statement Body : x=input("newInit|"+listGet(MiscStats,0)+"|Initiative bonus")
942
 
943
Apollo:
944
gonna wilson everyone man
945
 
946
Stripes:
947
why is your speed still 15 after that
948
 
949
Stripes:
950
it uh
951
 
952
Stripes:
953
it should not be
954
 
955
Stripes:
956
...I think you didn't set MiscStats to a default value
957
 
958
Stripes:
959
or something
960
 
961
Stripes:
962
CStages:0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0
963
 
964
Stripes:
965
they have default value
966
 
967
Stripes:
968
they just aren't called miscstats
969
 
970
Stripes:
971
well the fuck why didn't they go down
972
 
973
Stripes:
974
...my injury macro didn't affect CStages for some reason (hmm)
975
15 | 3 | 11 | 3 | 13 | 0 
976
 
977
Stripes:
978
set em
979
 
980
Stripes:
981
I'll figure it out later
982
 
983
Stripes:
984
But now, since you're right there...
985
 
986
Stripes:
987
Quick Attack! Gonna priority your ass
988
 
989
Stripes:
990
16
991
 
992
Stripes:
993
That hits
994
 
995
Stripes:
996
1d8+6 | 26
997
 
998
Tevil:
999
Tevil took moderate damage! 
1000
 
1001
Tevil:
1002
Aight time to rip some anii
1003
 
1004
Tevil:
1005
dammit maptool you'd been so good about that
1006
 
1007
Tevil:
1008
wy you gotta go freezin now
1009
 
1010
Apollo:
1011
given that the server has been up awhile i dont blame it
1012
 
1013
Tevil:
1014
Fuck it all or nothin
1015
 
1016
Tevil:
1017
He goes nuts! 1
1018
 
1019
Tevil:
1020
well
1021
 
1022
Stripes:
1023
nothin
1024
 
1025
Tevil:
1026
no evasion
1027
 
1028
Tevil:
1029
So that hits.
1030
 
1031
Stripes:
1032
I hate you so much.
1033
 
1034
Tevil:
1035
Especially since it's a +3 to that anyway
1036
 
1037
Tevil:
1038
I keep forgetting SOMETHING in all of it
1039
 
1040
Tevil:
1041
4
1042
 
1043
Stripes:
1044
Oh right, no guard
1045
 
1046
Stripes:
1047
that's a thing
1048
 
1049
Tevil:
1050
If you meta ever again you're dead
1051
 
1052
Tevil:
1053
But that may not even be it.
1054
 
1055
Stripes:
1056
It might not, I'm just thinking of things
1057
 
1058
Stripes:
1059
Everything I have is AC 2 or less anyway.
1060
 
1061
Tevil:
1062
Damage: 43, Physical 
1063
 
1064
Tevil:
1065
Well
1066
 
1067
Tevil:
1068
that was a bad
1069
 
1070
Tevil:
1071
bad roll
1072
 
1073
Stripes:
1074
Endure : |
1075
 
1076
Stripes:
1077
Stripes loses 30 hit points.  
1078
 
1079
Stripes:
1080
And another Quick Attack! 17
1081
 
1082
Stripes:
1083
1d8+6 | 24
1084
 
1085
Tevil:
1086
Tevil took light damage! 
1087
 
1088
Stripes:
1089
n-no
1090
 
1091
Tevil:
1092
eat my ass.
1093
 
1094
Apollo:
1095
ur supposed to be our battle expert
1096
 
1097
Gerome:
1098
"Such an ugly battle style this thing has...Well, work with what you have, I suppose."
1099
 
1100
Tevil:
1101
TIME TO THE DEATH
1102
 
1103
Tevil:
1104
-1
1105
 
1106
Tevil:
1107
okay
1108
 
1109
Stripes:
1110
HA
1111
 
1112
Apollo:
1113
lol
1114
 
1115
Tevil:
1116
unfortunately.
1117
 
1118
Tevil:
1119
I forgot the +3.
1120
 
1121
Apollo:
1122
(waiting)
1123
 
1124
Stripes:
1125
DON'T YOU EVEN.
1126
 
1127
Tevil:
1128
but
1129
 
1130
Stripes:
1131
NAT 1.
1132
 
1133
Tevil:
1134
nat 1, so it always misses
1135
 
1136
Stripes:
1137
8 TIME TO NAT 1 MYSELF, QUICK ATTACK
1138
 
1139
Tevil:
1140
That connects
1141
 
1142
Stripes:
1143
1d8+6 | 24
1144
 
1145
Tevil:
1146
Tevil took light damage! 
1147
 
1148
Tevil:
1149
Tevil passed the fuggout!
1150
 
1151
Stripes:
1152
praise the rolls.
1153
 
1154
Gerome:
1155
"Hoo....you're lucky. Had this been a regular variant of this species, I doubt this battle would have gone so well."
1156
 
1157
Nick:
1158
"Oh yeah? Why's that? It was close, that's for sure, but Stripes was handling herself well out there... come on back now, girl."
1159
 
1160
Nick:
1161
"What's different about it anyhow? Looks like any other Taz to me..."
1162
 
1163
Gerome:
1164
"Belongs to a friend a'mine..who got a friend of HIS to alter this thing. It's a little crazier than most of them...but apparently, not immune to shocks."
1165
 
1166
Gerome:
1167
"I don't know if that was a wise decision on his part."
1168
 
1169
Gerome:
1170
"I wish they'd let me use my own Pokemon...but Agares said anyone who battled me like that would be so annoyed they'd quit forever."
1171
Nick: (( I seriously hate not even being able to use out-of-region Pokemon as references in conversation because I apparently shouldn't know they exist (crs) ))
1172
Nick: (( is there a list of Pokemon I'm allowed to know about ))
1173
 
1174
Gerome:
1175
no
1176
Nick: (( fuk ))
1177
Gerome: (( pitch one and i'll yay and or nay it ))
1178
Nick: (( naw fuck that ))
1179
Nick: (( I'm not doing that every time, that's not worth either of our time ))
1180
 
1181
Nick:
1182
"You've got some war of attrition strategy going on?"
1183
 
1184
Gerome:
1185
"No. I simply ensure that my opponent is not allowed to play the game of battle."
1186
 
1187
Nick:
1188
"Well that's one way to do it. Yeah, probably not the best strategy to bring in the newbies."
1189
 
1190
Gerome:
1191
"Now then, you've been tested...and I would say you passed. I thought you'd lose that; you need not to have won to pass. More importantly, I have a few questions for you. Do you feel up to answering them?"
1192
 
1193
Nick:
1194
"Shoot."
1195
 
1196
Gerome:
1197
"What, in your own opinion, are the most important qualities for a Gym Leader to have?"
1198
 
1199
Nick:
1200
"What, like as a person? A challenge, a community figure? Gimme something to work with here, man, they're got a lot of hats to wear."
1201
 
1202
Nick:
1203
*they've
1204
 
1205
Gerome:
1206
"Let's start with all of those."
1207
 
1208
Nick:
1209
"Heh, fair enough. If you ask me, a leader's got to have a strong personality, be that take-charge kind of guy that makes things happen. You're gonna get some assholes in there, it's just the personality type that position can attract, but sometimes that's not a bad thing. As far as challenges go - like you were saying, certain styles of fighting just don't really lend themselves to gym leader...dom. I kinda see gym leaders as being those guys who initially stump you with something you've never seen before or some overwhelming power that forces you to think about things in a different way."
1210
 
1211
Nick:
1212
"No real way to fit leaders in a broad way in a community figurehead sense, you can find all sortsa people at those high levels. They should definitely be actively using whatever their talents are in a constructive way besides battling though. If just as a reminder to kids that there's more to life, y'know."
1213
 
1214
Gerome:
1215
"I expect the last part will be a nonissue in this region. Your answer...I'm partial to it, at least. There are no glaring worries. Overall, it's similar to the man's I interviewed earlier. Except his emphasis weighed even more heavily on strength."
1216
 
1217
Nick:
1218
"Figured the strength part pretty much went without saying. Leaders are gonna be called upon in times of need, they better be ready for that."
1219
 
1220
Nick:
1221
"At the end of the day though, they're there as a motivator for budding trainers."
1222
 
1223
Gerome:
1224
"Your statement has merit..but too much strength in one hand may break its fingers. One can't lose their humanity. Now then...how involved do you believe that a Gym Leader should be with his or her peers? Do you believe they should scout talent, spar with other Leaders, take in disciples?"
1225
 
1226
Nick:
1227
"Sure, if they've got the time. Could make for some nice publicity if they occasionally went all-out with each other. Generally I see em tending to their own matters in their cities. Talent's gonna scout itself as challengers come in, might be worth training some of them up. I don't see it as a huge priority though."
1228
You have disconnected.
1229
tirkeyKujo has connected.
1230
Thrice has connected.
1231
Emergency has connected.
1232
You have disconnected.
1233
tirkeyKujo has connected.
1234
Thrice has connected.
1235
Emergency has connected.
1236
 
1237
Gerome:
1238
haryaaaah
1239
 
1240
Nick:
1241
back maybe
1242
 
1243
Apollo:
1244
wb
1245
Nick: (( "Sure, if they've got the time. Could make for some nice publicity if they occasionally went all-out with each other. Generally I see em tending to their own matters in their cities. Talent's gonna scout itself as challengers come in, might be worth training some of them up. I don't see it as a huge priority though." ))
1246
 
1247
Gerome:
1248
"You don't? Hah..So, you think the worthy ones will train themselves adequately without need of a master? Your first answer is a thoughtful one...with this place's focus on mindless entertainment, a stunt like that would go off well."
1249
Nick: (( I guess that didn't go through according to MT who isn't even in the server ))
1250
 
1251
Gerome:
1252
It did
1253
 
1254
Apollo:
1255
^
1256
 
1257
Nick:
1258
"Not quite what I meant, just that... well, let's be real here, there's only like 8 leaders to go around. They're going to have a ridiculous amount of responsibility, they just can't take on EVERYONE. There's gotta be tiers of experience. You can learn from anyone if you go about it the right way."
1259
 
1260
Gerome:
1261
"That so? Sorry for the misunderstanding, then. I think that's enough interrogation for one day...So, do you believe this is a job you're capable of?"
1262
MarthTrinity has connected.
1263
 
1264
Gerome:
1265
yo
1266
 
1267
Nick:
1268
"Yeah, I think I'm good for this. You said it was a team thing though, right? When're we getting together?"
1269
 
1270
Troll:
1271
Never realized we had these until I opened the wrong folder.
1272
Emergency is disconnected.
1273
Emergency is disconnected.
1274
 
1275
Ci:
1276
Rawr, there's my gurl.
1277
Emergency has connected.
1278
Emergency is disconnected.
1279
Emergency is disconnected.
1280
Emergency has connected.
1281
 
1282
Gerome:
1283
damn merge
1284
 
1285
Gerome:
1286
what the hell
1287
 
1288
Nick:
1289
sheit
1290
 
1291
Apollo:
1292
what happened
1293
 
1294
Gerome:
1295
"If I'm to be blunt, I'm not positive. I can say that I shall call you when I know of the appointed time."
1296
 
1297
Gerome:
1298
"I don't know if you'll be teamed up with any of the ones I've interviewed myself...I know a few overlapped, as well."
1299
 
1300
Nick:
1301
"Fair enough, I guess."
1302
 
1303
Nick:
1304
"Oh, one last thing - I won, man. Typically there's some sort of compensation at the end of a Pokemon battle, isn't that right, guys?" Nick smirks and looks to the neckbeards
1305
Apollo: (( you greedy shit ))
1306
 
1307
Roland:
1308
Hey now onl ymost of us are neckbeards
1309
 
1310
Roland:
1311
some are extremely lanky
1312
 
1313
Roland:
1314
"Aheheh! He's right, new guy. And since you're the newest grunt, the pay's doubled!"
1315
Apollo: (( motherfucker ))
1316
Apollo: (( I wouldn't ask Pasty for money though, he's got a tough life at it is ))
1317
 
1318
Gerome:
1319
"..." Gerome gives fatty a look of pure contempt before blowing smoke in his face and looking back at Nick, "Extorting money from your own boss? I can't call you anything but brave. Fine..." The man takes out a wadda cash from a steel cigar case tucked into his robe because we're not in japan and we can't call it a yukata, and counts out 1200 whateverthefucks from it, "Is this enough, kid?"
1320
 
1321
Nick:
1322
"That'll do nicely! Thanks for being a sport."
1323
 
1324
Ci:
1325
Stop staring at me (D)
1326
 
1327
Roland:
1328
Meanwhile the fat kid chokes, "Y-you've triggered my assmar!" Sucks to his assmar
1329
 
1330
Nick:
1331
yay I have over 1000 now
1332
 
1333
Gerome:
1334
I like how I apparently smoke cigars AND a pipe
1335
 
1336
Gerome:
1337
lung cancer for every occasion
1338
 
1339
Apollo:
1340
we can be buddies
1341
 
1342
Ci:
1343
...I don't want anything called "Let Me In" standing behind me.
1344
 
1345
Gerome:
1346
"All right.. I'll take my leave now. If you need me, my number's on that piece of paper I gave you. And one word of advice...don't trust a smile that has no reason."
1347
 
1348
Nick:
1349
>Hetza
1350
 
1351
Nick:
1352
yeah I
1353
 
1354
Nick:
1355
I'll be not doin that
1356
 
1357
Nick:
1358
"Weird note to end on, but alright. Thanks for the opportunity, hope to hear from ya soon."
1359
Thrice:
1360
And so you part from Gerome with your stolen cash and half a finger in your pocket. Are you leaving the restaurant now, or are you gonna hang around for a bit?
1361
 
1362
Nick:
1363
I'll probably hang out with the guys a bit and share the news of what's going on
1364
 
1365
Apollo:
1366
steal more money you shit
1367
 
1368
Ghiol:
1369
A couple of minutes after Gerome leaves, there's another knock on the door, but it's opened immediately. Roland does his usual HALT NORMALFAG routine, but is promptly pushed out of the way. The perpetrator, a black-haired young man sporting a gaudy cape, strides up to El Nitro Nick and does a little head-bow thing, before asking, "Who may you be? Quite the notable one, I presume?"
1370
 
1371
Nick:
1372
this fag ain't normal at all
1373
 
1374
Seeli:
1375
The chick he was sitting with earlier comes up too, but she just sort of stands near the door, looking around at all the losers awkwardly
1376
 
1377
Nick:
1378
"Sure. Name's Nick, I go by Nitro around these parts. What's your deal, think you're too important to bother with rules?"
1379
 
1380
Ghiol:
1381
The man nods curtly, "Yes, I do. That man, Gerome...what did he ask of you?"
1382
 
1383
Nick:
1384
"I'm not totally convinced you'd be interested given how you're treating these guys, but... well, there's talks of maybe getting a League started to legitimize Pokemon battling in our region."
1385
 
1386
Ghiol:
1387
"Oh, I know that much. I meant..what, specifically, did he ask you? I wish to know if there were any discrepancies. They've all asked me different questions, you see."
1388
 
1389
Nick:
1390
"So we wouldn't have to basically meet in secret. Or well, 'secret', since everyone seems to just be barging in. You alright over there, Roland? Need me to kick this guy's ass?"
1391
 
1392
Roland:
1393
Roland is downed, rollin around on the ground, making way too much sound. "oohh...my wound...wait, that's not right. A-are you sure you should go picking fights like th-that?"
1394
 
1395
Nick:
1396
"Hey, he came to our turf, he plays by our rules. But - are you telling me you're one of the other guys they're looking into? Where do you get off acting like that, if you're planning on representing the league, huh?"
1397
 
1398
Ghiol:
1399
"A Gym Leader must appear in all respects the commoners' better. They cannot allow themselves to be thought of as an equal...otherwise, aspiring Trainers have no reason to admire them." He waves his hand dismissively around the room, "Thus, my treatment of your...friends. You, on the other hand, share my desire. We are equals, and considered as such by those instituting the League. Ergo, it is only proper, and rational, that we pool our knowledge."
1400
 
1401
Ghiol:
1402
"Seeli, of course, has a similar goal, or I wouldn't have permitted her near us."
1403
 
1404
Nick:
1405
dammit this guy better not have the ground-shifted starmie.
1406
 
1407
Ghiol:
1408
u never no
1409
 
1410
Nick:
1411
I'mma keel u
1412
Apollo:
1413
they gonna gangbang you
1414
Apollo:
1415
wish i was there pce
1416
 
1417
Ghiol:
1418
but i'm a dude
1419
 
1420
Ghiol:
1421
dudes can't do other dudes
1422
 
1423
Ghiol:
1424
that's not rational
1425
 
1426
Nick:
1427
as the rapscallions would say
1428
 
1429
Nick:
1430
get yo dick sucked
1431
 
1432
Nick:
1433
(by a duuuuude)
1434
 
1435
Ghiol:
1436
an hey i'm totally bein polite to ya
1437
 
1438
Nick:
1439
(This guy is gonna be exhausting, I can already tell.) "If it'll get you out of here, then yeah, alright. Gerome was asking me what I thought the most valuable aspects in a leader were. Gonna go out on a limb and guess you're the one who prided power above all else?"
1440
tirkeyKujo:
1441
shiet yall niggas still goin at it
1442
tirkeyKujo:
1443
when did mt get here
1444
 
1445
Nick:
1446
earlier
1447
 
1448
Ci:
1449
When I got bored of being terribly, terribly lonely.
1450
 
1451
Nick:
1452
we luv u
1453
 
1454
Ci:
1455
luv u guiz too
1456
tirkeyKujo:
1457
i was asleep
1458
tirkeyKujo:
1459
prob still asleep
1460
 
1461
Nick:
1462
I bought so much water today.
1463
 
1464
Nick:
1465
-so- much.
1466
 
1467
Ghiol:
1468
The man looks a tad confused; his smile turns into more of a thoughtful scowl, "Ah? No...unless he misheard me. I said a Gym Leader should hold all the power. Nothing should be left to those inferior. However, they require qualities other than their own strength. Wit, wisdom, willpower, all are more pressing than sheer might."
1469
 
1470
Ghiol:
1471
"If you do not mind my asking, how did you respond?"
1472
 
1473
Nick:
1474
"I figured that a leader's got to be... well, a leader. Someone who takes the biggest steps towards improving their community. All the power in the world's gonna do you no good if you don't put it to good use. They've gotta have vision."
1475
 
1476
Ghiol:
1477
"I agree. To give the less gifted a sense that humanity is capable of something great after all...which they would never know, looking only at themselves."
1478
Nick: (( god DAMN this guy. ))
1479
 
1480
Nick:
1481
"Right... he asked you something different, then? What haven't you been hearing that others got asked?"
1482
 
1483
Nick:
1484
er
1485
 
1486
Nick:
1487
hold up, rephrasing
1488
 
1489
Nick:
1490
"What were you asked that others weren't?"
1491
 
1492
Ghiol:
1493
"I was asked similar questions to your own. Yet, one question sticks out. I have heard none echo it. I was asked what I planned to accomplish, should I realize my ambition. I had thought that wishing to give the underachievers of this region hope would suffice...but he desired an answer concrete. I...could say nothing. I do not know, myself."
1494
 
1495
Ghiol:
1496
"...what would you have said to that?"
1497
 
1498
Nick:
1499
"Heh, I dunno. I haven't thought THAT far ahead. I might've phrased your answer differently, but it's pretty close to how I feel. Leaders definitely have to strive to inspire the best in people - even if it means taking a fall here and there."
1500
 
1501
Ghiol:
1502
"Mm...I feel that, should a leader fail to prove themselves infallible, they shall lose all trust from those they strive to protect. Commoners have no ambition, no duty. They do not know what it is to fail spectacularly. They would not understand such nonfulfillment."
1503
 
1504
Nick:
1505
"Buut I think that's just about enough visiting time for the uninitiated. I get the feeling I'll be seeing you down the road, if you've got other questions you can ask away later."
1506
 
1507
Nick:
1508
"Sorry, lady, that means you too."
1509
 
1510
Ghiol:
1511
"I shall respect that." The young man nods, then turns to his companion, "It's unfortunate, but you heard him. Come now, Se--" It appears the woman has fallen asleep against the wall. Ghiol rubs his forehead as if this is a recurring annoyance, "...ah, you can't sleep there... One can't trust these sorts of people around a lady. You never know what they may do." He snaps his fingers, which makes an unnaturally loud CRACK, sufficient enough to jolt the woman awake.
1512
Nick: (( I love how I went from 'ye I probably know these guys' to 'ye I'm basically their king' in a couple hours ))
1513
 
1514
Seeli:
1515
"Eh? Wha? Oh. We're leaving already? Now that you mention it, these guys were giving me the creeps..." apparently she heard all that in her sleep. Go figure. The pair exit, and the girl waves back at Nick. "See you later, Nitro."
1516
 
1517
Seeli:
1518
seemingly
1519
 
1520
Nick:
1521
Nick returns the wave. "Later."
1522
 
1523
Seeli:
1524
you're the only good-looking one around
1525
 
1526
Seeli:
1527
you are automatically promoted to king
1528
 
1529
Nick:
1530
aw, she called me Nitro
1531
Apollo:
1532
she wants you man
1533
 
1534
Nick:
1535
Also
1536
 
1537
Seeli:
1538
just hope g-man doesn't become your emperor
1539
 
1540
Nick:
1541
How's about some XP from that Tazdevil
1542
 
1543
Seeli:
1544
46
1545
 
1546
Nick:
1547
naisu
1548
 
1549
Seeli:
1550
And everyone gets 3 trainer experience for their intro session
1551
Apollo:
1552
neat i got something
1553
Set to level 20. 400 experience. 
1554
Set to level 21. 460 experience. 
1555
 
1556
Stripes:
1557
Okay good the XP chart didn't change
1558
Set to level 20. 400 experience. 
1559
 
1560
Stripes:
1561
Stripes gained 46 experience! (446) Level 20 
1562
 
1563
Ghiol:
1564
at least, if there's ONE thing I can do, it's create an NPC that can incite -some- kind of reaction from agi
1565
 
1566
Ghiol:
1567
even if it is negative
1568
 
1569
Stripes:
1570
well what's that supposed to mean
1571
 
1572
Apollo:
1573
he wants you to get an inverse boner
1574
 
1575
Nick:
1576
I'm deliberately trying to play a type-A personality this time around (waiting)
1577
 
1578
Ghiol:
1579
nah, i meant you yourself
1580
 
1581
Nick:
1582
Again I'm really not sure what you mean
1583
 
1584
Nick:
1585
I react when things are reaction-worthy
1586
 
1587
Ghiol:
1588
I dunno you've just never seemed to give a damn about any of my NPCs
1589
 
1590
Ghiol:
1591
now i have to figure out what classes to give this guy.
1592
 
1593
Nick:
1594
Eh, they were all usually under the umbrella of "likeable enough"
1595
 
1596
Ghiol:
1597
I sort of made him up entirely on the spot
1598
 
1599
Ghiol:
1600
*MAKES HIM A GROUND ACE/EARTH SHAKER*
1601
 
1602
Nick:
1603
Or "deliberately noblebright to the extreme"
1604
 
1605
Nick:
1606
DON'T YOU DARE.
1607
 
1608
Ghiol:
1609
well hey at least Regani was a jealous bitch
1610
 
1611
Ghiol:
1612
and sal was just a bitch (waiting)
1613
 
1614
Nick:
1615
Fire would be a cool parallel that wouldn't give either of us an advantage over the other
1616
 
1617
Nick:
1618
which... is pretty important in a tabletop setting, I feel
1619
 
1620
Nick:
1621
plus he can get a camerupt that way and fuck my shit up
1622
 
1623
Apollo:
1624
ur rival will be rivi
1625
 
1626
Nick:
1627
Rivi's my cousin man
1628
 
1629
Nick:
1630
it's canon
1631
 
1632
Nick:
1633
we're rolling with it
1634
 
1635
Apollo:
1636
49
1637
 
1638
Ghiol:
1639
Maybe Fire, or maybe he won't specialize
1640
 
1641
Ghiol:
1642
arcanist mite b kewl
1643
 
1644
Nick:
1645
He looks like one
1646
 
1647
Stripes:
1648
m-my evasion
1649
 
1650
Ghiol:
1651
ignorance is well and truly blessed
1652
 
1653
Stripes:
1654
m-m-my, my, my, my, my evasion
1655
 
1656
Ghiol:
1657
Hmm
1658
 
1659
Ghiol:
1660
There's a BIT of a problem with Arcanist
1661
 
1662
Ghiol:
1663
As its base feature increases the effect range of arcane weapon moves, but none of the Expert-level moves HAVE an effect range, only the Adept ones
1664
 
1665
Ghiol:
1666
er, novice ones
1667
 
1668
Ghiol:
1669
as for some reason these are different from the actual weapon moves
1670
 
1671
Ghiol:
1672
which come in at adept and master
1673
 
1674
Ghiol:
1675
....WOW
1676
 
1677
Ghiol:
1678
just go and make Swarmlord even MORE skewed to one side
1679
 
1680
Ghiol:
1681
Monarch's Embrace Abilities: Shield Dust and Compound Eyes
1682
 
1683
Ghiol:
1684
Arachnid's: Unnerve and Tinted Lens.
1685
 
1686
Ghiol:
1687
Ability: Unnerve Static Effect: Foes within 3 meters of you cannot gain positive Combat Stages or trade in Digestion Buffs. This does not affect any Combat Stages they already have.
1688
 
1689
Ghiol:
1690
They buffed Unnerve at least
1691
 
1692
Stripes:
1693
gee I wonder which one I will take
1694
 
1695
Stripes:
1696
or uh, would
1697
 
1698
Stripes:
1699
and yeah that's nice
1700
 
1701
Ghiol:
1702
but it is still not as good as shield dust
1703
 
1704
Stripes:
1705
Which was Shield dust again? No secondary effects?
1706
 
1707
Ghiol:
1708
Yeah
1709
 
1710
Stripes:
1711
CompoundEyes ain't a bad option either
1712
 
1713
Apollo:
1714
unnerve would rekt apo
1715
 
1716
Apollo:
1717
christ
1718
 
1719
Ghiol:
1720
Compound Eyes is WAY better than Tinted Lens
1721
 
1722
Ghiol:
1723
considering you will probably have more than just Bug to go on
1724
 
1725
Ghiol:
1726
monarch also gets quiver dance.
1727
 
1728
Ghiol:
1729
Granted, Arachnid gets Attack Order
1730
 
1731
Ghiol:
1732
but still
1733
 
1734
Ghiol:
1735
Anyway
1736
 
1737
Ghiol:
1738
I should shower + sleep at the same time
1739
 
1740
Ghiol:
1741
save ur shit I'm shuttin this down
1742
 
1743
Stripes:
1744
ono
1745
You have disconnected.