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| 1 | + | >You wake. |
| 2 | - | [https://ponepaste.org//399](https://ponepaste.org//399) |
| 2 | + | >It's almost noon. |
| 3 | >You're well rested. | |
| 4 | >You furrow your brows and concentrate. | |
| 5 | >...Yep, this is literally the first day since Fluttershy first saw you she hasn't woken you with a guess at your fetish. | |
| 6 | >Unfortunately that also means this is the first day you have woken up late for work. | |
| 7 | ||
| 8 | >You jog up to Big Mac, huffing and sweating. | |
| 9 | Damn, I'm sorry big guy, I overslept. | |
| 10 | >"Eyup." | |
| 11 | It shouldn't happen again. | |
| 12 | >"Sure won't, else we might got a problem." | |
| 13 | >You give Big Mac a salute and he grins. | |
| 14 | >Ponies seem to get a kick out of that. | |
| 15 | >You get started on the day's work. As it turns out fingers are real handy around the farm. | |
| 16 | ||
| 17 | >An hour or two later, Applejack walks up to you, looking worried." | |
| 18 | >"Howdy Anon. You got a minute?" | |
| 19 | 'Course, AJ. What's up? | |
| 20 | >"Well I guess you didn't know it but Fluttershy's real down in the dumps today and no one's quite sure why." | |
| 21 | I wondered why she didn't wake me this morning. | |
| 22 | >"Twilight asked me to check with you, since y'all spend so much time together." | |
| 23 | She seemed fine yesterday. Another wacky fetish guess, another boot sending her home. Same as every other day. | |
| 24 | >Applejack sighs, "Yeah, I s'pose asking you was a bit of a long shot." | |
| 25 | >She turns to leave and says, "I'm takin' the day off to help Twilight so once you finish up here, you're pretty much done too. Enjoy." Then she trots away. | |
| 26 | >You look down at the equipment you're fiddling with. | |
| 27 | >You're already just about done, so looks like you have most of the day off. | |
| 28 | ||
| 29 | >On your way back into town, you notice the town seems to be bustling more than usual. | |
| 30 | >Ponies rushing to and fro, animal pets scurrying around on little errands you guess. | |
| 31 | >You walk through the crowd, intending to enjoy your Fluttershy-free and work-free day thoroughly. | |
| 32 | >As you approach the town square, Twilight canters up to you. | |
| 33 | >"Anon! Oh dear, have you heard about Fluttershy?" | |
| 34 | Yeah, AJ told me she's down in the dumps! Seems like I'll finally get one day undisturbed. | |
| 35 | >She scoffs, "Undisturbed!? Do you see the state of the town?" | |
| 36 | >You take another look around. | |
| 37 | >Most of the ponies rushing around seem to look worried and scared. | |
| 38 | >Most of the animals scurrying look anxious and upset. | |
| 39 | >"Just one day, Anon! One single day without Fluttershy and the animals go mad! It's like they're all upset because she's upset, and she won't talk to anyone." | |
| 40 | Wow, that sucks. Listen, I would really like to enjoy my day off, so-- | |
| 41 | >"Anon! How are you gonna enjoy anything with all the animals gone crazy? You have to talk to Fluttershy." | |
| 42 | What? Bullshit. Aren't you the princess of friendship or something? Go be a friend! | |
| 43 | >Twilight huffs but turns and gallops away. | |
| 44 | >Alright, back to enjoying yourself. | |
| 45 | ||
| 46 | >You step into the bakery, mouth already watering at the thought of your favorite pastries. | |
| 47 | >So you are doubly upset to find no customers and no one behind the counter. | |
| 48 | Uh, hello? | |
| 49 | >"EEP!" | |
| 50 | >You peer over the counter to find Pinkie Pie cowering behind the register. | |
| 51 | Pinkie? What're you doing? | |
| 52 | >She leaps up, grabs you by the collar and roughly drags you over the counter to the floor beside her. | |
| 53 | Wha... pink-OOF | |
| 54 | >She shoves a muffin into your mouth and squeaks, "Quiet! He'll hear you!" | |
| 55 | >Your mouth is too busy with muffin to talk so you make a questioning grunt sound. | |
| 56 | >"Gummy! He's just gone mad!" | |
| 57 | >You hear a crash from above. | |
| 58 | >Pinkie Pie screams and dashes into the back room as Gummy drops onto her from above, clamping down on her ear. | |
| 59 | >Ugh. Guess no pastries then, aside from this random muffin. | |
| 60 | >You step outside and Pinkie somehow pops out from a nearby bush. | |
| 61 | >"Anon! This has to be because of Fluttershy! Please help?" | |
| 62 | >You scowl and keep walking past her. | |
| 63 | ||
| 64 | >As you walk, a piercing wail catches your attention, despite you trying very hard not to care about the commotion around you. | |
| 65 | >You realize it came from Rarity's house. | |
| 66 | >You sigh. | |
| 67 | >Nothing to be done for it. No way you're gonna let the thickest ass in town get hurt. | |
| 68 | >You throw the door open and call out | |
| 69 | Rarity? You alright in here? | |
| 70 | >A white ball of hatred flies toward your head and you just barely dodge out of the way. | |
| 71 | >You turn around to see a hilariously fat cat sprint away from the house at top speed. | |
| 72 | >At the sound of another wail, you look back inside and see Rarity. | |
| 73 | >She's writhing on the ground in the midst of a pile of shredded cloth, her horn glowing as she pitifully throws tattered pieces of clothing around. | |
| 74 | Rarity. RARITY. HEY! | |
| 75 | >She twists on the groud to stare at you, tears streaking her face, [spoiler]ass still jiggling from the effort of twisting around[/spoiler] | |
| 76 | >"Anoooon! My beautiful dresses!" She sobs, "Opal destroyed WEEKS of work and DECADES of my sanity!" | |
| 77 | >She flops again and whines pathetically. | |
| 78 | Oh for fucks sake, do I have to do everything around here? | |
| 79 | ||
| 80 | >Twilight, distracted by her latest efforts of trying to capture a raging ball of white fur and loathing, doesn't notice you step up behind her. | |
| 81 | >You decide to try something you've always wanted to do. | |
| 82 | >You slap her ass. | |
| 83 | >It jiggles nearly as nicely as Rarity's. | |
| 84 | >Your success is short lived though as Twilight yelps and kicks backwards with surprising speed, both hooves landing square in the middle of your solar plexus. | |
| 85 | >The breath wooshes out of you and an explosion of tingling an pain collapses your legs and you fall to the ground. | |
| 86 | >Twilight turns around looking both startled and angry. | |
| 87 | >"Anon! By Celestia what were you thinking? That kind of kick is entirely reflex, I couldn't have stopped if I tried!" | |
| 88 | >Worth. | |
| 89 | >Eventually you wheeze out. | |
| 90 | Alright... I'll help... with Fluttershy. | |
| 91 | >Twilight doesn't even pause to answer. Her horn glows, tingling surrounds your body, and you are blinded by a flash of light. | |
| 92 | ||
| 93 | >Your senses slowly regain themselves and you realize you are in front of Fluttershy's cottage. | |
| 94 | >Fucking teleportation. | |
| 95 | Dammit Twi... you know I hate that. | |
| 96 | >"Well I hate my entire village in uproar because you're too stubborn to talk to Fluttershy!" | |
| 97 | >You realize you're actually still a fair distance from the cottage. | |
| 98 | >There is what seems to be a sea of churning fur between you and the cottage. | |
| 99 | Uh... what's all that? | |
| 100 | >"Most of the upset animals have gathered in front of Fluttershy's house and are refusing to let anyone approach." | |
| 101 | And I guess I'll just waltz right through them? | |
| 102 | >"Yep. I'm hoping they'll know you're probably what Fluttershy wants." | |
| 103 | Hoping. | |
| 104 | >"Yeah, hurry up and get walking. Chaos in Ponyville, remember?" | |
| 105 | >She slaps your ass with her hoof. | |
| 106 | Hey! | |
| 107 | >She giggles, "Payback." Then she sets a hoof firmly on your ass and shoves, hard. | |
| 108 | >Ponies always surprise you with how strong they are. | |
| 109 | ||
| 110 | >You step up to the sea of animals. | |
| 111 | >Mostly small critters like birds, bunnies, turtles... | |
| 112 | >But there are bears and wolves and other dangers mixed in. | |
| 113 | >You bless your pony loving stars when, as you approach, the animals pause, look at you, then step carefully to the side, waiting expectantly... but still looking very angry. | |
| 114 | >You hesitate, then step forward. | |
| 115 | >More animals move aside. A few more steps and they close in behind you. | |
| 116 | >Shit. No turning back now. | |
| 117 | >When you make it to Fluttershy's door, guarded by two large wolves, you knock gently. | |
| 118 | >You hear a faint sniff. | |
| 119 | Fluttershy? It's me. | |
| 120 | >A whimper. | |
| 121 | Can I come in? | |
| 122 | >"...yes." | |
| 123 | >You open the door. | |
| 124 | ||
| 125 | >It's dark inside. | |
| 126 | >All the curtains are closed. | |
| 127 | >Aside from the thin beam of sunlight shining through the door, you can't see anything with your eyes adjusted to the bright outdoors. | |
| 128 | >You close the door, silencing the bustle of hundreds of animals. | |
| 129 | Fluttershy, what's going on? | |
| 130 | >A sniff, then silence. | |
| 131 | >Your eyes slowly adjusting to the light, you begin to make out a faint lump on her couch. | |
| 132 | >Can't believe you're actually going to do this. | |
| 133 | >You step up to the couch and kneel. | |
| 134 | >You sigh and place a hand on the lump. | |
| 135 | >It twitches and you hear a sharp intake of breath, followed by a faint whimper. | |
| 136 | ...Fluttershy? | |
| 137 | >Suddenly, she twists around and wraps her arms around you, sobbing into your chest. | |
| 138 | >"I just... want... to be with... you." She whispers. | |
| 139 | >You've frozen, at a total loss what to do. | |
| 140 | >She continues, "I've loved you from... from the first moment I saw you. I just..." She wails, "I don't know what to do!" | |
| 141 | >You awkwardly pat her neck. Your eyes have more or less adjusted and you see her look up at your face. | |
| 142 | >"Anon..." She hiccups, "Why do you hate me?" | |
| 143 | Uh... I mean, mostly the constant stalking and attempts at rape. That sucks pretty hard. | |
| 144 | >"W-Why are you... here, then?" | |
| 145 | >You sigh heavily. | |
| 146 | As much as I hate to admit it, looks like you're pretty vital to the well being of the town. Have you looked outside? | |
| 147 | >She shakes her head. | |
| 148 | Did you talk to the animals? | |
| 149 | >"Well last n-night, I rambled to Angel for a while... eventually I f-fell asleep crying." | |
| 150 | Yeah, so, I think Angel went out and spread the word when you didn't get up this morning. All the animals have gone mad. | |
| 151 | >"I don't care." | |
| 152 | Yes you do. You think I don't know you after all this time? | |
| 153 | >She looks down and doesn't respond. | |
| 154 | >You sigh again. | |
| 155 | Fluttershy, you're effectively holding Ponyville hostage in exchange for... me? | |
| 156 | >"I'm not doing anything. I've been here doing nothing all morning. I left you alone like you clearly want." | |
| 157 | Bullshit. You know exactly what's happening outside. | |
| 158 | >Her ears flatten but she doesn't respond. | |
| 159 | >Welp. | |
| 160 | >You're probably the only one who can save this damn town. | |
| 161 | >You decide you need to do something drastic. | |
| 162 | >You think of Twilight, flailing helpless around the town. | |
| 163 | >You think of Pinkie, terrified of her own beloved pet. | |
| 164 | >You think of Applejack and Big Mac, their farm probably torn up by marauding animals. | |
| 165 | >You think of Rarity's ass, perpetually jiggling as she writhes on the floor. | |
| 166 | >Wait shit, now you're getting hard. | |
| 167 | >Fluttershy, pressed up against you, notices immediately. | |
| 168 | >Well, I guess this happening. | |
| 169 | >You put a hand on Fluttershy's cheek and lift her head to face yours. | |
| 170 | >You pull her into a gentle kiss. | |
| 171 | >Initially, she is too stunned to respond, but she recovers rapidly and responds enthusiastically. | |
| 172 | >She writhes around on the couch and presses her body up against yours. | |
| 173 | >It's not bad, honestly, at least when she's not being violently forceful. | |
| 174 | >You pull back and place a finger on her lips. | |
| 175 | Nuh uh. | |
| 176 | >She pouts. | |
| 177 | You go outside and you calm the animals. Even if it takes all day, you fix what you've done today. | |
| 178 | >"...and then?" | |
| 179 | ...And then I'll return and we'll what happens then. | |
| 180 | >Fluttershy stares at you for a long moment. | |
| 181 | >Finally, she pulls away and sniffs. | |
| 182 | >"I guess that's all I can ask for." | |
| 183 | >She hops down from the couch and slowly walks up to the front door, the pauses. | |
| 184 | >"I'm sorry, Anon... for what it's worth." | |
| 185 | And I don't hate you, for what that's worth. | |
| 186 | >She turns back and looks you in the eye. | |
| 187 | >"I'll see you tonight." | |
| 188 | >She steps out the door. | |
| 189 | >You look around the room. | |
| 190 | >You think about your life. | |
| 191 | >You realize what just happened. | |
| 192 | >You realize what's coming. | |
| 193 | >You swear under you breath... | |
| 194 | [spoiler]Fucking Fluttershy[/spoiler] |