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1 | Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game | |
2 | (because no human could survive WITH alcohol) | |
3 | ||
4 | Take a shot every time: | |
5 | -A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread | |
6 | -Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish | |
7 | -One of the following commercials airs: | |
8 | -The "Give it to him hard" bully commercial | |
9 | -Gamefly | |
10 | -Blake Griffin (two if it's Gamefly) | |
11 | -Trojan condoms | |
12 | -Upcoming/current video game | |
13 | -Any commercial you feel out of place airs | |
14 | -Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets | |
15 | -Random upcoming genre movie | |
16 | -AT&T Don't Text and Drive | |
17 | -Sonic shakes | |
18 | ||
19 | Attack on Titan: | |
20 | -There's a line the dub changed or someone complains about the change | |
21 | -Someone posts spoilers (optional) | |
22 | -A side character you barely know dies | |
23 | -Sasha does something with food | |
24 | -Anyone acts like a psycho (two shots if it's Mikasa, Eren, or Annie) | |
25 | -A Titan looks/acts dumb | |
26 | -Eren bites his thumb | |
27 | -There's some faux-philosophical narration | |
28 | ||
29 | Bleach | |
30 | -The show starts | |
31 | -You see giant breasts on screen for more than 5 seconds. | |
32 | -If the human characters (besides Ichigo) are useless. | |
33 | -Someone gets kidnapped. | |
34 | -Someone does something treasonous and stupid for no good reason. | |
35 | -Ichigo auto bankai's | |
36 | -Rangiku or Rukia are shit in a fight. | |
37 | -Something cool actually happens | |
38 | -A character is saved at the last moment | |
39 | -An ass pull occurs | |
40 | -SECRET TECHNIQUE is unveiled | |
41 | -Spells are useless | |
42 | -Somebody has an inner monologue while fighting | |
43 | -Somebody explains how their powers work to the enemy they're fighting | |
44 | -They reuse animation | |
45 | -They cut to a flashback in the middle of a fight (2 shots if the flashback is from the same episode) | |
46 | -Somebody gets loses an arm (finish your drink if they get their arm back) | |
47 | -An enemy emerges unscathed from a super powerful attack (two drinks if it was a "forbidden technique") | |
48 | -The super special awesome mega-power from this arc turns out to be completely worthless afterward. | |
49 | ||
50 | Space Dandy | |
51 | -Someone is dandy | |
52 | -Sexy girls in underwear show up | |
53 | -Someone says "Boobies" or the place shows up | |
54 | -A new alien appears | |
55 | -Dandy hits on a girl | |
56 | -Dandy does maintenance on the pompadour | |
57 | -The narrator speaks up | |
58 | -Someone breaks the fourth wall | |
59 | -Dandy does something incredibly stupid (like dropping his gun in the first episode) | |
60 | -Meow points out the obvious | |
61 | ||
62 | Naruto Shippuden | |
63 | -Sasori sleeper agent meeting flashback | |
64 | -Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics | |
65 | -Naruto mentions ramen | |
66 | -Sakura misses a chance to be useful | |
67 | -Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them | |
68 | -There's a flashback | |
69 | -Jiraiya does something perverted | |
70 | -Sharingan activates | |
71 | -A rasengan is used | |
72 | -Someone gives a speech on friendship | |
73 | -A kunai, shuriken, or paper bomb is used | |
74 | -A nature based jutsu is used | |
75 | -A hokage is shown or referenced | |
76 | -A ninja walks on water, up a tree, or side of a mountain | |
77 | -Someone does/uses something overly impractical | |
78 | ||
79 | One Piece | |
80 | -Luffy mentions meat | |
81 | -Luffy is a retard | |
82 | -Zoro puts on his bandana or gets lost | |
83 | -Nami is greedy | |
84 | -Usopp lies | |
85 | -Sanji lights a cigarette | |
86 | -Chopper eats a Rumble Ball | |
87 | -Robin is morbid | |
88 | -Franky says Super or talks about his week | |
89 | -Luffy activates Gear 2nd or Gear 3rd | |
90 | -Sanji and Zoro argue | |
91 | -Someone talks about dreams, the New World, or a New Age | |
92 | -A future antagonist is foreshadowed or talked about | |
93 | -There's a DON or DODON | |
94 | -Someone does their signature laugh | |
95 | -Bullets or cannonballs are useless | |
96 | -A new Devil Fruit user shows up | |
97 | -Gol D. Roger, One Piece or the Pirate King is mentioned | |
98 | -"Overtaken", "The Very, Very, Very Strongest" or "Difficult" play | |
99 | -The weather is fucked up in the Grand Line | |
100 | -Brooke makes a bone pun | |
101 | -Brooke and Sanji do something perverted | |
102 | -Hancock starts gushing about Luffy | |
103 | -Sanji fawning over a chick, 2 if he uses "Nami my darling" or any pet names for the girls | |
104 | -Someone mentions "Pirate king" | |
105 | -2 shots whenever Zoro gets lost, again | |
106 | - | Blue Exorcist |
106 | + | |
107 | - | -Yukioβs glasses have a dramatic glare |
107 | + | Tengen Toppan Gurrn Lagan |
108 | - | -Shuraβs boobs are drawn horribly |
108 | + | -Gattai (combination) |
109 | - | -Shiemi blushes |
109 | + | -Row row, fight the powah |
110 | - | -You're weirded out by the chick with the odd eyebrows |
110 | + | -Someone mentions Simon's drill piercing the heavens |
111 | - | -Someone yells |
111 | + | -Simon acts like a pussy |
112 | - | -Someone gets punched in the face; two shots if Rin is giving/receiving that punch |
112 | + | -Someone mans up |
113 | - | -Chug one down every time someone is hesitant about being friends with Rin because he is Satanβs son |
113 | + | -There's a manly speech |
114 | - | -Weird eyebrows chick broods |
114 | + | -QUALITY is in effect (EXCEPT episode 4) |
115 | -TTGL waifu talk starts up | |
116 | -Down your drink when Kamina dies | |
117 | -Boobs are about to bust out of a bra | |
118 | -Drills are used as a euphemism for penises | |
119 | ||
120 | Beware the Batman: | |
121 | -You see an actual person inhabiting the city. | |
122 | -There's an ass shot. | |
123 | -Bruce gets his shit kicked in. | |
124 | -They zoom in on a plot device. | |
125 | -Something is actually happening. | |
126 | -There's a street scene with no people there, even if it's daytime | |
127 | -You learn about a new Batman villain | |
128 | -The nerdy scientist tries to hit on Katana | |
129 | ||
130 | Black Lagoon | |
131 | -BEEP | |
132 | -Rock acts cowardly | |
133 | -Benny makes a quip | |
134 | -Take number of shots equal to how many rounds Revy fires each gunfight | |
135 | -Something explodes | |
136 | -Someone loses a limb | |
137 | -Balalaika acts soviet as fuck | |
138 | ||
139 | Naruto | |
140 | -Naruto says "Believe it" | |
141 | -Naruto says "I'm gonna be hokage" | |
142 | -Sasuke tramples on someone's fun | |
143 | -Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics | |
144 | -Take two shots if Inner Sakura appears | |
145 | -Naruto mentions ramen | |
146 | -Sakura misses a chance to be useful | |
147 | -Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them | |
148 | -There's a flashback | |
149 | -Jiraiya does something perverted | |
150 | -Sharingan activates | |
151 | ||
152 | Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex | |
153 | -You see all that CGI in the First Gig Intro | |
154 | -They drop a title | |
155 | -You don't understand what was just said | |
156 | -Togusa uses his revolver | |
157 | -There's a gory gunshot wound | |
158 | -Anytime the Major's outfit makes her look less attractive. | |
159 | -Tachikomas say something cute | |
160 | -Togusa makes a comment about being pretty un-cyborg, or someone comments on his lack of cyborg | |
161 | -A philosophical discussion happens | |
162 | -The Laughing Man logo appears. | |
163 | ||
164 | FMA: Brotherhood | |
165 | -Hughes is mentioned | |
166 | -Humor awkwardly interrupts a serious scene | |
167 | -Ling and Greed fight over Ling's body | |
168 | -Ed is referred to just as "Fullmetal" | |
169 | -Someone calls Ed short | |
170 | -The Elric brothers say something about getting their bodies back | |
171 | -Armstrong, Riza or Mustang are badass. | |
172 | -Armstrong takes off his shirt | |
173 | -Von Hohenheim is depressed | |
174 | -Anyone says something about a philosophers stone. | |
175 | -King Bradly is being a badass | |
176 | ||
177 | Samurai Jack | |
178 | -Jack yells AKUUUU | |
179 | -Jack gets naked | |
180 | -Aku laughs | |
181 | -Jack lets his hair down | |
182 | -Black blood or motor oil | |
183 | -The Scotsman says something ridiculous | |
184 | ||
185 | Star Wars: The Clone Wars | |
186 | -The show starts | |
187 | -Ashoka acts self-righteous | |
188 | -Orange buttcheeks | |
189 | -Clone misses a shot | |
190 | -When Anakin does something considerably evil | |
191 | -A Clonetrooper dies and everyone makes a big whoop about it | |
192 | -The droids say/do something stupid | |
193 | -Two shots when the series references one of the original trilogy movies. When the Chewbacca episode comes on, drink until you can't. | |
194 | ||
195 | Sym-bionic Titan | |
196 | -The armor suits show up | |
197 | - | -5 shots for Booty Quake (you can't miss it) |
197 | + | |
198 | -Modula, Solomon, and/or General Steel make an appearance | |
199 | - | (May 10) Beware the Batman: |
199 | + | |
200 | -A high school scene starts | |
201 | -Whenever the next door neighbor barges into their house uninvited | |
202 | -Every well-defined ass shot | |
203 | -Someone says "Titan" | |
204 | -Titan uses a weapon that isn't a sword | |
205 | -Steel yells something | |
206 | -Modula does something fucking crazy, in the literal sense or in the badass sense | |
207 | - | -The nerdy scientist tries to hit on Katana |
207 | + | |
208 | -Lance pulls a face | |
209 | -Ilana says 'Heart' | |
210 | -Octus makes a comment about human behavior | |
211 | -5 shots for Booty Quake (you can't miss it) |