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| 1 | - | --{{Made by Strazos}}--
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| 1 | + | -- input |
| 2 | - | |
| 2 | + | function GetRecursiveChildren(Part, Children) |
| 3 | - | local p = game.Players.LocalPlayer |
| 3 | + | for _, Part in pairs(Part:GetChildren()) do |
| 4 | - | local char = p.Character |
| 4 | + | pcall(function() |
| 5 | - | local larm = char["Left Arm"] |
| 5 | + | table.insert(Children, Part) |
| 6 | - | local rarm = char["Right Arm"] |
| 6 | + | GetRecursiveChildren(Part, Children) |
| 7 | - | local lleg = char["Left Leg"] |
| 7 | + | end) |
| 8 | - | local rleg = char["Right Leg"] |
| 8 | + | end |
| 9 | - | local hed = char.Head |
| 9 | + | return Children |
| 10 | - | local torso = char.Torso |
| 10 | + | |
| 11 | - | local hum = char.Humanoid |
| 11 | + | |
| 12 | - | local weld = Instance.new("Weld",torso)
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| 12 | + | |
| 13 | - | weld.Part0 = torso |
| 13 | + | local Phrases = {
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| 14 | - | |
| 14 | + | "YOU ARE NOW Deo's L\2OVE-PUPPY", |
| 15 | - | larm.Transparency = 1 |
| 15 | + | "SergeantSmokey was here!", |
| 16 | - | rarm.Transparency = 1 |
| 16 | + | "SergeantSmokey was here!", |
| 17 | - | lleg.Transparency = 1 |
| 17 | + | "SergeantSmokey was here!", |
| 18 | - | rleg.Transparency = 1 |
| 18 | + | "SergeantSmokey was here!", |
| 19 | - | hed.Transparency = 1 |
| 19 | + | "SergeantSmokey was here!!", |
| 20 | - | torso.Transparency = 1 |
| 20 | + | "SergeantSmokey was here!", |
| 21 | - | |
| 21 | + | "Meow.", |
| 22 | - | |
| 22 | + | "SergeantSmokey was here!", |
| 23 | - | local train = Instance.new("Part",torso)
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| 23 | + | "1x1x1x1 Was Not Here", |
| 24 | - | train.Anchored = true |
| 24 | + | "SergeantSmokey was here!", |
| 25 | - | train.CanCollide = false |
| 25 | + | "SergeantSmokey was here!", |
| 26 | - | train.Size = Vector3.new(5,5,5) |
| 26 | + | "Oh, let's blow some things up!", |
| 27 | - | train.CustomPhysicalProperties = PhysicalProperties.new(0,0,0,0,0) |
| 27 | + | "SergeantSmokey was here!", |
| 28 | - | weld.Part1 = train |
| 28 | + | "Eat my shirt!", |
| 29 | - | weld.C1 = CFrame.new(0,-1.5,0) * CFrame.Angles(0,math.rad(180),0) |
| 29 | + | "No shirt, no shoes, no torso, no service.", |
| 30 | - | train.Anchored = false |
| 30 | + | "You got owned, bi-yatch.", |
| 31 | - | local TrainMesh = Instance.new("SpecialMesh",train)
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| 31 | + | "I heard you like hacks. Me too! Wow, we have so much in common! Want to go out some time?", |
| 32 | - | TrainMesh.MeshType = Enum.MeshType.FileMesh |
| 32 | + | "The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will not stab you, and cannot speak.", |
| 33 | - | TrainMesh.Scale = Vector3.new(0.05, 0.05, 0.05) |
| 33 | + | "Please wait while I warm up the neurotoxins...", |
| 34 | - | TrainMesh.MeshId = "rbxassetid://546387428" |
| 34 | + | "Goodbye my only friend... / Wait, did you think I meant you? / That would be funny, / if it weren't so sad.", |
| 35 | - | TrainMesh.TextureId = "rbxassetid://546387493" |
| 35 | + | "Yousa gonna dia!", |
| 36 | - | |
| 36 | + | "THIS IS SPART- ERR I MEAN DEO!", |
| 37 | - | hum.WalkSpeed = 60; |
| 37 | + | "SergeantSmokey flashes!", |
| 38 | - | |
| 38 | + | "SergeantSmokey flashes!", |
| 39 | - | |
| 39 | + | "I'm wild for leo.", |
| 40 | - | for i,v in pairs(char:GetChildren()) do |
| 40 | + | "HURR DURR.", |
| 41 | - | if v:IsA("Part") then
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| 41 | + | "DURR.", |
| 42 | - | v.Transparency = 1; |
| 42 | + | "HURR.", |
| 43 | - | elseif v:IsA("Hat") then
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| 43 | + | "I'll kick your puppy!", |
| 44 | - | v:Destroy() |
| 44 | + | "Oh lawdy...", |
| 45 | - | elseif v:IsA("Model") then
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| 45 | + | "What have I done?!", |
| 46 | - | v:Destroy() |
| 46 | + | ":3", |
| 47 | - | end |
| 47 | + | "Who's the noob? You are, hurr.", |
| 48 | "Deo l\2oves you with hate.", | |
| 49 | - | |
| 49 | + | "Deo would like to take this moment to tell you how much he hates you.", |
| 50 | - | |
| 50 | + | "Deo is your new and old God.", |
| 51 | - | local function SFX(id) local s=Instance.new("Sound",torso); s.SoundId = "rbxassetid://"..id; s.Volume = 991; return s; end
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| 51 | + | "Deo is the cake.", |
| 52 | - | train.Touched:connect(function(p) |
| 52 | + | "Telamon is mad you took his chicken.", |
| 53 | - | if p.Parent then |
| 53 | + | "LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS", |
| 54 | - | if p.Parent:IsA("Model") then
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| 54 | + | "Clockwork was never de-admined D;", |
| 55 | - | if game.Players:FindFirstChild(p.Parent.Name) then |
| 55 | + | "We all have hearts of gold! Excuse me while I shatter said gold into pieces.", |
| 56 | - | if p.Parent.Name ~= game.Players.LocalPlayer.Name then |
| 56 | + | "I shot Santa. Christmas is canceled.", |
| 57 | - | game.Players:FindFirstChild(p.Parent.Name).Character:BreakJoints() |
| 57 | + | "I eat children.", |
| 58 | - | local Whistle = SFX(904010785) |
| 58 | + | "Don't be surprised if the world ends. That's just my way of saying hello.", |
| 59 | - | Whistle:Play() |
| 59 | + | "I'M GOING TO SM\2OKE A LOT OF CR\2ACK.", |
| 60 | - | end |
| 60 | + | "Life is wonderful. Without it we'd all be dead.", |
| 61 | - | end |
| 61 | + | "Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?", |
| 62 | - | end |
| 62 | + | "Give me ambiguity or give me something else.", |
| 63 | - | end |
| 63 | + | "I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!", |
| 64 | - | end) |
| 64 | + | "We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.", |
| 65 | - | |
| 65 | + | "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.", |
| 66 | - | local Music = SFX(325107611) |
| 66 | + | "He who laughs last thinks slowest!", |
| 67 | - | Music.Looped = true; |
| 67 | + | "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.", |
| 68 | - | wait(1) |
| 68 | + | "\"More hay, Trigger?\" \"No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!\"", |
| 69 | - | Music:Play(); |
| 69 | + | "A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.", |
| 70 | - | |
| 70 | + | "Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.", |
| 71 | - | local particleemitter = Instance.new("ParticleEmitter", torso)
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| 71 | + | "Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.", |
| 72 | - | particleemitter.Texture = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=0" |
| 72 | + | "There's too much blood in my caffeine system.", |
| 73 | - | particleemitter.VelocitySpread = 180 |
| 73 | + | "Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.", |
| 74 | - | particleemitter.Lifetime = NumberRange.new(5) |
| 74 | + | "Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.", |
| 75 | - | particleemitter.Speed = NumberRange.new(6) |
| 75 | + | "\"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.\"", |
| 76 | - | particleemitter.Size = NumberSequence.new({NumberSequenceKeypoint.new(0, 1), NumberSequenceKeypoint.new(1, 5)})
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| 76 | + | "Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.", |
| 77 | - | particleemitter.RotSpeed = NumberRange.new(-55, 55) |
| 77 | + | "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.", |
| 78 | - | particleemitter.Rate = 150 |
| 78 | + | "Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.", |
| 79 | - | particleemitter.Rotation = NumberRange.new(-55, 55) |
| 79 | + | "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.", |
| 80 | - | particleemitter.Transparency = NumberSequence.new({NumberSequenceKeypoint.new(0, 0), NumberSequenceKeypoint.new(0.7, 0.9), NumberSequenceKeypoint.new(1, 1)})
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| 80 | + | "Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.", |
| 81 | - | particleemitter.LightEmission = 0 |
| 81 | + | "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.", |
| 82 | - | particleemitter.Color = ColorSequence.new(Color3.new(255,255,255), Color3.new(255,255,255)) --Color here |
| 82 | + | "When there's a will, I want to be in it.", |
| 83 | - | |
| 83 | + | "Okay, who put a \"stop payment\" on my reality check?", |
| 84 | - | |
| 84 | + | "We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?", |
| 85 | - | |
| 85 | + | "Programming is an art form that fights back.", |
| 86 | - | local plr = game.Players.LocalPlayer |
| 86 | + | "\"Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?\"", |
| 87 | - | local chr = plr.Character |
| 87 | + | "All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?", |
| 88 | - | local maus = plr:GetMouse() |
| 88 | + | "My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.", |
| 89 | - | local PGui=plr.PlayerGui |
| 89 | + | "Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.", |
| 90 | - | local lleg = chr["Left Leg"] |
| 90 | + | "Nobody has ever, ever, EVER learned all of WordPerfect.", |
| 91 | - | local rleg = chr["Right Leg"] |
| 91 | + | "To define recursion, we must first define recursion.", |
| 92 | - | local larm = chr["Left Arm"] |
| 92 | + | "Good programming is 99% sweat and 1% coffee.", |
| 93 | - | local rarm = chr["Right Arm"] |
| 93 | + | "Home is where you hang your @", |
| 94 | - | local hed = chr.Head |
| 94 | + | "The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.", |
| 95 | - | local rutprt = chr.HumanoidRootPart |
| 95 | + | "A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.", |
| 96 | - | local torso = chr.Torso |
| 96 | + | "You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.", |
| 97 | - | local pseudohead=hed:Clone() |
| 97 | + | "Great groups from little icons grow.", |
| 98 | - | for i,x in pairs(pseudohead:GetChildren()) do if not x.ClassName:find('Mesh') then x:Destroy() end end
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| 98 | + | "Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.", |
| 99 | - | pseudohead.Name='PseudoHead' |
| 99 | + | "C:\\ is the root of all directories.", |
| 100 | - | pseudohead.Parent=chr.Head |
| 100 | + | "Don't put all your hypes in one home page.", |
| 101 | - | local pseudoweld=Instance.new('Weld',torso)
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| 101 | + | "Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.", |
| 102 | - | pseudoweld.Part0=hed |
| 102 | + | "The modem is the message.", |
| 103 | - | pseudoweld.Name='PseudoHeadWeld' |
| 103 | + | "Too many clicks spoil the browse.", |
| 104 | - | pseudoweld.Part1=pseudohead |
| 104 | + | "The geek shall inherit the earth.", |
| 105 | - | hed.Transparency=1 |
| 105 | + | "A chat has nine lives.", |
| 106 | - | for i,x in pairs(chr:GetChildren()) do |
| 106 | + | "Don't byte off more than you can view.", |
| 107 | - | if x:IsA'HHat' then x:destroy'' end end |
| 107 | + | "Fax is stranger than fiction.", |
| 108 | - | for i,x in pairs(chr:GetChildren()) do |
| 108 | + | "What boots up must come down.", |
| 109 | - | for a,v in pairs(x:GetChildren()) do |
| 109 | + | "Windows will never cease. (ed. oh sure...)", |
| 110 | - | if v:IsA'CharacterMesh' then v:destroy'' |
| 110 | + | "In Gates we trust. (ed. yeah right....)", |
| 111 | "Virtual reality is its own reward.", | |
| 112 | "Modulation in all things.", | |
| 113 | - | end |
| 113 | + | "A user and his leisure time are soon parted.", |
| 114 | "There's no place like http://www.home.com", | |
| 115 | "Know what to expect before you connect.", | |
| 116 | "Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.", | |
| 117 | "Speed thrills.", | |
| 118 | "join adminion." | |
| 119 | } | |
| 120 | ||
| 121 | ||
| 122 | Textures = {
| |
| 123 | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=178523456", | |
| 124 | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=178523456", | |
| 125 | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=178523456", | |
| 126 | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=178523456", | |
| 127 | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=178523456", | |
| 128 | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=178523456", | |
| 129 | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=178523456", | |
| 130 | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=178523456", | |
| 131 | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=178523456" | |
| 132 | } | |
| 133 | ||
| 134 | ||
| 135 | Instance.new("Sky", game:GetService("Lighting")).CelestialBodiesShown = false
| |
| 136 | Instance.new("Message", Workspace)
| |
| 137 | Instance.new("Hint", Workspace)
| |
| 138 | ||
| 139 | ||
| 140 | while true do | |
| 141 | for _, Part in pairs(GetRecursiveChildren(game, {})) do
| |
| 142 | pcall(function() | |
| 143 | if not Part:IsA("Player")then
| |
| 144 | pcall(function() Part.Name = Phrases[math.random(1, #Phrases)] end) | |
| 145 | pcall(function() Part.Text = Phrases[math.random(1, #Phrases)] end) | |
| 146 | pcall(function() Part.Image = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] end) | |
| 147 | pcall(function() Part.TextureId = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] end) | |
| 148 | pcall(function() Part.Texture = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] end) | |
| 149 | pcall(function() Part.ShirtTemplate = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] end) | |
| 150 | pcall(function() Part.PantsTemplate = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] end) | |
| 151 | pcall(function() Part.Graphic = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] end) | |
| 152 | pcall(function() Part.Color = Color3.new(math.random(), math.random(), math.random()) end) | |
| 153 | pcall(function() Part.Color3 = Color3.new(math.random(), math.random(), math.random()) end) | |
| 154 | pcall(function() | |
| 155 | Part.SkyboxUp = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] | |
| 156 | Part.SkyboxDn = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] | |
| 157 | Part.SkyboxLf = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] | |
| 158 | Part.SkyboxRt = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] | |
| 159 | Part.SkyboxFt = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] | |
| 160 | Part.SkyboxBk = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] | |
| 161 | end) | |
| 162 | pcall(function() | |
| 163 | Part.TextColor3 = Color3.new(math.random(), math.random(), math.random()) | |
| 164 | Part.BackgroundColor3 = Color3.new(math.random(), math.random(), math.random()) | |
| 165 | Part.BorderColor3 = Color3.new(math.random(), math.random(), math.random()) | |
| 166 | end) | |
| 167 | pcall(function() | |
| 168 | Part.Pitch = math.random() * 5 | |
| 169 | Part.Volume = 1 | |
| 170 | Part.Looped = true | |
| 171 | Part:Play() | |
| 172 | end) | |
| 173 | pcall(function() | |
| 174 | if math.random(1, 5) == 1 then Part.Anchored = false end | |
| 175 | if Part.Anchored == false then | |
| 176 | Part.Velocity = Vector3.new(math.random(-10, 10), math.random(0, 50), math.random(-10, 10)) | |
| 177 | Part.RotVelocity = Vector3.new(math.random(-100, 100), math.random(-100, 100), math.random(-100, 100)) | |
| 178 | end | |
| 179 | Part.Locked = false | |
| 180 | Part.BrickColor = BrickColor.random() | |
| 181 | Part.TopSurface = "Weld" | |
| 182 | Part.BottomSurface = "Weld" | |
| 183 | Part.FrontSurface = "Weld" | |
| 184 | Part.BackSurface = "Weld" | |
| 185 | Part.LeftSurface = "Weld" | |
| 186 | Part.RightSurface = "Weld" | |
| 187 | Part:BreakJoints() | |
| 188 | end) | |
| 189 | end | |
| 190 | end) | |
| 191 | if math.random(1, 50) == 1 then wait() end | |
| 192 | end | |
| 193 | end | |
| 194 | s.Parent = game.workspace |