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| 1 | + | Sweet Smelling Pillow Talk [F4M][SFW][pillowtalk][armpit] |
| 2 | - | My Smelly Vagina Monologue [body odor] |
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| 3 | <deep breath/yawn><groan from stretch> | |
| 4 | Good morning, sweetie. How'd you sleep? Mmmmm, I slept so good. Last night was amazing. You were amazing. <giggle> Yeah, I did, didn't I. Sssshhhh, don't tell anyone. It's our little secret. <deep inhale> Hhmmm, this is my favorite part of the day. Cuddling here with you. With my head on your chest and your arm around me. You make me feel so safe. So warm and cozy. <deep inhale> You smell so good. You smell like sweat from last night. <giggle> Yeah, I guess I am a little smelly too. It's so cool how you don't care. I mean, we're human right? It's only natural that we smell like humans. <deep inhale> Mmmm, that's good armpit. <giggle> What do I mean? I mean that is grade-A manstink. I mean it! I love the way you smell. My guy should smell like a "real man," and you smell <deep inhale> perfect. I could go back to sleep right now, with my face right here in your armpit. It smells like home. | |
| 5 | - | I have a confession to make. I have a smelly vagina. You heard me. It stinks. Bad. |
| 5 | + | <a few beats of deep inhalations with humming/cooing/general pleasantness> |
| 6 | - | Not the kind of "oh, that's the natural smell of a woman's flower" |
| 6 | + | Don't shower today, ok? Please? Ok, fine... but don't use soap! Just use hot water. Please? |
| 7 | - | No, I'm talking about the "holy shit, what the fuck died in my cunt" kinda stink. |
| 7 | + | Mmmm, thank you. <whispered> Yummy yummy yummy yummy. <deep inhale> You're the best. |
