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1 | CURRENT turntechGodsend [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. | |
2 | CTG: oh my god what even is going on here | |
3 | CTG: sup | |
4 | CDC: enother deve | |
5 | CTG: ive walked into some kind of cacophany of bullshit havent i | |
6 | CTG: this was a mistake | |
7 | Your worst nightmare. | |
8 | CTG: this is so far from my worst nightmare you have no idea | |
9 | CTG: but it is | |
10 | CDC: sorry keru | |
11 | CTG: very very bad | |
12 | -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] cups and closes his hands around davechick, hiding him -- | |
13 | CDC: i hed to poop | |
14 | CTG: dude | |
15 | CTG: if this is your worst nightmare | |
16 | CTT made KK an OP. | |
17 | CTG: youre a fucking pussy | |
18 | CKK ceased responding to memo. | |
19 | CTG: just saying | |
20 | CTG: i just said it wasnt | |
21 | CTG: i literally | |
22 | CTG: just said that | |
23 | CTG: less than a minute ago | |
24 | CTG: (( sorry, misread that, dyslexia )) | |
25 | -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] peeps and moves around inside the hands -- | |
26 | CTG: but seriously im like | |
27 | CTG: what is that thing | |
28 | CTG: what is what thing | |
29 | CTG: that | |
30 | CTG: what | |
31 | -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] is hiding Davechick -- | |
32 | CTG: the thing in your hands | |
33 | CTG: there aint anything in my hands what are you talking about | |
34 | CTG: if youre anything like me | |
35 | CTG: which you are because you are me | |
36 | CTG: then youll know im not a fucking retard | |
37 | He was just clapping earlier. | |
38 | Obviously. | |
39 | CTG: i dunno man sometimes i wonder if i came back to the wrong timeline | |
40 | CTG: jk | |
41 | CTG: i saw him cup his hands around a tiny version of itself | |
42 | CTG: like you guys think these shades make me unable to see or something | |
43 | CTG: im not blind | |
44 | You must be tired, Dave. | |
45 | -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] captchalogues davechick! Shhhhh -- | |
46 | CDC: tired deve | |
47 | CDC: peep | |
48 | You're hallucinating. | |
49 | -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] oh no -- | |
50 | CTG: no tired is the opposite of what i am | |
51 | -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] :( -- | |
52 | -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] shhh its ok youll be fine -- | |
53 | -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] opens his hands up- no chicky! -- | |
54 | CTG: there was some horrendous creation in his hands | |
55 | CTG: no there wasnt | |
56 | CTG: see | |
57 | Woah, hey | |
58 | CTG: like seriously what even would create a terrible amalgamation like that | |
59 | Nothing is horrendous. | |
60 | CTT made GG an OP. | |
61 | CTG: hey no need to be a dick about my hypothetical clonebabies | |
62 | CTG: is there some timeline where i merged with a floating orange dead bird | |
63 | CTG: yes | |
64 | CTG: like before i turned 5 | |
65 | CTG: no | |
66 | CTG: then what the fuck is that | |
67 | CTG: what is what | |
68 | CTG: seriously i aint got nothing here | |
69 | -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] hands are open and empty -- | |
70 | CTG: look its adorable how youre trying to be all maternal or whatever | |
71 | CTG: but im not a dumbass | |
72 | CTG: i entered the room before you hid it | |
73 | CTG: i heard it speak | |
74 | CTG: i enjoy a good ruse from time to time you know me | |
75 | CTG: but this isnt working for you | |
76 | CTG: you know what this reminds me of | |
77 | CTG: okay one hes a him not an it and two maybe i wouldnt feel the need to hide him if you werent being such a massive shithead about him | |
78 | CTG: it reminds me of whenever i see those gross little grub babies that trolls have | |
79 | -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] decaptchas davechick -- | |
80 | CTG: like one time i saw a grub version of vantas | |
81 | CTG: and i was like jesus fuck | |
82 | CTG: what is that | |
83 | CTG: wow | |
84 | CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. | |
85 | CGG: they arent gross!! | |
86 | CGG: theyre cute | |
87 | CTG: thats racist | |
88 | CTG: jade isnt that racist | |
89 | CTG: and it was understandable then because a grub version of vantas existed at one point | |
90 | CGG: is it?? | |
91 | CTG: also hey harley | |
92 | CGG: hi! :D | |
93 | CTG: but a small and speech impedimized version of myself a a fucking bird never existed | |
94 | -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] flops on davesprite's head -- | |
95 | CTG: i dunno i think calling the concept of another races children gross is kinda racist | |
96 | CDC: peep | |
97 | CTG: and will probably never exist except for right now | |
98 | CTG: i dont | |
99 | CTG: really understand | |
100 | CTG: whats going on here | |
101 | CTG: you dont gotta understand | |
102 | CTG: just accept it | |
103 | CTG: no never | |
104 | CTG: why the fuck not | |
105 | CGG: i guess it kinda is | |
106 | CTG: i want to know the exact event that caused that things creation | |
107 | CTG: do you really | |
108 | CTG: also all babies are gross not just troll babies | |
109 | CGG: but thats probably just his disease getting the better of him :( | |
110 | CTG: and yes i do | |
111 | CTG: oh god my disease | |
112 | CTG: why | |
113 | CTG: i forgot about my disease | |
114 | CTG: what | |
115 | -- CURRENT turntechGodsend [CTG] falls onto the floor -- | |
116 | CTG: i didnt know being an asshole was a disease | |
117 | CTG: i expect a full report on that things creation once ive recuperated | |
118 | CTG: do you really want to know the intricate details of crowdavesprite junk | |
119 | CTG: no just the baby one | |
120 | CTG: i dont care about yours i already know all that | |
121 | CTG: very touching | |
122 | CTG: well see explaining where he came from | |
123 | CTG: would doom his timeline right | |
124 | CTG: i dont care | |
125 | CTG: not really | |
126 | CTG: christ am i going to have to give past me the talk | |
127 | -- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] dramatic fall to knees! -- | |
128 | CGG: noooo | |
129 | CGG: stay with us!! | |
130 | CGG: keep fighting! | |
131 | CTG: youre a male bird dont you -- oh god harley im dying | |
132 | -- CURRENT turntechGodsend [CTG] feigns body pain -- | |
133 | CTG: think a minute dude | |
134 | CGG: oh no | |
135 | CTG: malebirdsdontlayeggs | |
136 | -- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] kiss of life! -- | |
137 | CTG: remember after harley threw the dead bird in the seizure kernel and then it gathered up all my | |
138 | CTG: or you | |
139 | CTG: our? | |
140 | CTG: anyways gathered up all our shit and like made a nest with the egg entry item | |
141 | CGG: oops | |
142 | CTG: only female crows nest dude | |
143 | CURRENT crazedZoologist [CCZ] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. | |
144 | CCZ: hello everrerryone~ | |
145 | CTG: it only like | |
146 | CDC gave TG voice. | |
147 | CTG: half worked | |
148 | CTG: maybe try again | |
149 | CGG: okay | |
150 | -- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] concentrates hard! -- | |
151 | -- CURRENT turntechGodsend [CTG] is ignoring davesprite because hes an idiot -- | |
152 | -- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] big smooch of life. -- | |
153 | CCZ: ...errrerr~ | |
154 | CGG: does it still hurt? | |
155 | -- CURRENT asceticProprietor [CAP] dragonstare -- | |
156 | CURRENT tipsyGnostalgician [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. | |
157 | CTG: hey | |
158 | CDC: peffy peffy peffy | |
159 | CCZ: is this a bad time?~ | |
160 | CTG: my disease | |
161 | CTG: its | |
162 | CCZ: oh hello~ | |
163 | CTG: its better | |
164 | CTG: for now | |
165 | CGG: phew! | |
166 | CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. | |
167 | CHS: I s3ns3 cut3n3ss | |
168 | -- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] quick hug. -- | |
169 | CTG: problem momentarily solved | |
170 | CCZ: i do too now 0w0~ | |
171 | -- CURRENT turntechGodsend [CTG] hugs, pats her on the back -- | |
172 | -- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] points at Deve -- | |
173 | CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> hello sheriz | |
174 | CHS: Sh3ri* | |
175 | CDC: peep | |
176 | CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> no i dont like nicknames | |
177 | CHS: I d0nt lik3 y0u | |
178 | -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] floats over to dave and jade and drops some sunflower seeds on them -- | |
179 | CDC: eet | |
180 | CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> yes youve made that clear | |
181 | -- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] PaffyPounce -- | |
182 | CCZ: ...~ | |
183 | CTG: what's even going on n here? | |
184 | -- CURRENT crazedZoologist [CCZ] pounce'd -- | |
185 | CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> and hello to you too dragon | |
186 | CHS: PAAAFFY¡!¡!¡! | |
187 | CCZ: cheeerrerreei~ | |
188 | CHS: H0w ar3 y0u¿? 030 | |
189 | CCZ: how arrerr you?~ | |
190 | CCZ: ...~ | |
191 | -- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] giggles -- | |
192 | CCZ: eheheheh~ | |
193 | CCZ: i am fine~ | |
194 | CHS: Im aw3s0m3ly | |
195 | -- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] kissy face o3o -- | |
196 | -- CURRENT crazedZoologist [CCZ] kissies -- | |
197 | -- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] kissies -- | |
198 | -- CURRENT asceticProprietor [CAP] flips to a certain page in his book, his eyes focused on the dragon -- | |
199 | CCZ: that is awesome.. eheh~ | |
200 | CHS: Y3sss X3 | |
201 | -- CURRENT crazedZoologist [CCZ] nuzzles -- | |
202 | -- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] nuzzles and purrrrrrs -- | |
203 | -- CURRENT deathsChemist [CDC] shakes his head and underps -- | |
204 | -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] is just gonna float off and set some coffee to brew and fix his bedhead into something presentable -- | |
205 | CHS: Hi, Daggy | |
206 | CDC: öh heii sheri | |
207 | CCZ: hello dag~ | |
208 | CDC: hi paffii | |
209 | CCZ: how arrerr things?~ | |
210 | CHS: H0w ar3 y0u¿? | |
211 | CTG: ((klsglkhfglkhglkjgkjl)) | |
212 | CTG: ((RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE)) | |
213 | CDC: nöt bad, iiöurselves? | |
214 | CHS: Aw3s0m3ly | |
215 | CCZ: eheh.. good~ | |
216 | CGG: (( :? )) | |
217 | CURRENT batGuy [CBG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. | |
218 | CBG: (( Blegh )) | |
219 | -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] sits on godsend's head -- | |
220 | CDC: peep | |
221 | CBG: (( Lily and i are going to the pool today owo )) | |
222 | CDC: gööd | |
223 | CTG: what even | |
224 | CTG: this isnt okay with me | |
225 | CBG: (( i KNEW I was going to type pool jfkllafj i meant water park )) | |
226 | CTG: get off | |
227 | CTG: youre messing up my do | |
228 | CHS: But h3 is cut3 | |
229 | CTG: ((my mom just stole all of the freetime i had before work. i have to go to the fucking stre to pick up dry catfood because the wet i boutght is not gonna be enough for them to eat for some reason)) | |
230 | -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] nestles in -- | |
231 | CBG: Hello! | |
232 | CCZ: eheheh..~ | |
233 | CDC: löök, it's a little bird versiön öf iiöu | |
234 | CTG: i dont care how cute he is hes not even me | |
235 | CDC: i em | |
236 | CHS: But3 h3 is CUT3 | |
237 | CCZ: i like the dave birrerrds~ | |
238 | CBG: Bird? | |
239 | CTG: its like someone opened a temporal vortex and kidnapped me when i was like four | |
240 | -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] points to his shades -- | |
241 | CDC: hi there | |
242 | CTG: and threw me into the kernal sprite | |
243 | CHS: I lik3 th3m t00 If I c0uld I w0uld mak3 him my littl3 br0 | |
244 | -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] floats down -- | |
245 | CTG: ((i don't evern have the money for this. i have to pay for car insurence T_T)) | |
246 | -- CURRENT turntechGodsend [CTG] removes DC and hands him to HS -- | |
247 | CTG: then here | |
248 | CTG: you can have him | |
249 | CDC: peep | |
250 | -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] :( -- | |
251 | CCZ: glub~ | |
252 | -- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] takes him, wubububuububupetpetpet -- | |
253 | CDC: d'aww | |
254 | CCZ: eheheh~ | |
255 | -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] wiggles in her hands, trying to get back to him -- | |
256 | CHS: Ar3 y0u hungry¿? | |
257 | CTG: you can have the big one too hes being a prick | |
258 | -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] floats back in with a cup of coffee -- | |
259 | CTG: wow really | |
260 | CTG: IM the one being a prick | |
261 | CHS: 0h, n0, n0t th3 bi--- | |
262 | CTG: yup | |
263 | CTG: how am i being a prick | |
264 | CHS: ... | |
265 | CCZ: ...~ | |
266 | CHS: Th3 big 0n3 isnt THAT bad | |
267 | -- CURRENT batGuy [CBG] pokes normal not sprite dave -- | |
268 | CTG: hes got gender identity disorder | |
269 | CTG: and why | |
270 | CTG: in gods name | |
271 | CDC: whets e prick | |
272 | CTG: are you even poking me | |
273 | CTG: im not the one coming in here and being an ass about davechick | |
274 | CBG: I dunno. | |
275 | CBG: uwu | |
276 | CGG: daaave.... | |
277 | CTG: stop | |
278 | *opens her den of splendour and derp* | |
279 | CDC: ehehe | |
280 | CTG: what is it harley | |
281 | CCZ: it is when you poke yourrerrself with something sharrerrp~ | |
282 | CTT made FF an OP. | |
283 | -- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] paps him lightly. -- | |
284 | -- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] apparently, Deve doesnt want to be with her, and lets him go -- | |
285 | -- CURRENT batGuy [CBG] flops over -- | |
286 | CGG: thats not very nice | |
287 | CTG: what the guy was just randomly poking me | |
288 | CTG: i dont even know who he is | |
289 | Welcome, one and all, to #Karus_Den | |
290 | CGG: not him! i meant the other you | |
291 | CCZ: do you keep birrerrds at all cherrerri?~ | |
292 | CDC: mii guess is... Bruce- he lööks like a Bruce | |
293 | CHS: I hav3 s0m3 | |
294 | CHS: ºuº | |
295 | CBG: What? | |
296 | CGG: shouldnt you get along with all of yourselves? dont be like karkat! | |
297 | CBG: My name is Kochiro. | |
298 | -- CURRENT deathsChemist [CDC] shrugs -- | |
299 | CGG: hes not a good example | |
300 | CDC: öh, ökaii | |
301 | CBG: I'm a bat...thing... | |
302 | CHS: And I want a Bat t00, and a H3gd3h0g | |
303 | CURRENT Fractions [CFF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. | |
304 | karu have you forgotten no advertising BV >> | |
305 | CHS: and a Piggy a g0at... | |
306 | CCZ: eheh.. aww~ | |
307 | CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> i have all of those | |
308 | CHS: Shut up | |
309 | /is ooc btdubs >> | |
310 | CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> ... | |
311 | CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> sorry | |
312 | CTG: its not my fault that this specific version of me thinks hes a lady | |
313 | -- CURRENT batGuy [CBG] is http://imgur.com/Cou2P -- | |
314 | CTG: dude | |
315 | CCZ: you will have all of those things someday cherrerri~ | |
316 | CTG: also not my fault that he thinks he can lay eggs | |
317 | CHS: 3h3h, n0 i w0nt | |
318 | CHS: My hiv3 is s0 small | |
319 | CTG: youre being disgusting right now you realize that right | |
320 | CCZ: you have my cave too 0w0~ | |
321 | CGG: well.... | |
322 | CGG: thats kinda my fault | |
323 | CDC: [[should i come in as batman?]] | |
324 | CGG: i didnt realize it was a girl bird..... | |
325 | CHS: And all 0f us ar3 a bit cr0wd3d sinc3 F3lis cats annnnnnd N0w with Charli3 b3ing 0r3gnant... uwu | |
326 | CHS: 0h, y3ah, but i dun want t0 b0th3r y0u | |
327 | CTG: regardless if it was a girl or a boy bird | |
328 | CTG: it was a boy me | |
329 | CCZ: it would not botherrerr me.. eheh~ | |
330 | CTG: yeah and | |
331 | CTG: the genders would just cross each other out | |
332 | CTG: not really | |
333 | CGG: even if he isnt anymore, hes still you! | |
334 | CTG: if anything youd be gender neutral | |
335 | CGG: well | |
336 | CGG: maybe he has both?? | |
337 | CTG: thats not how gender works dipshit | |
338 | CCZ: it would make it less empty at least~ | |
339 | CHS: But its Y0UR cav3 | |
340 | CGG: but this seems far too personal! | |
341 | CHS: ... but I dunn0... | |
342 | CTG: you cant be a famale floating dave bird thing | |
343 | CTG: it makes no sense | |
344 | CTG: go back to your broken timeline please | |
345 | CGG: does anything about this game make sense? | |
346 | CTG: youre making my job hard | |
347 | -- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] paps him again. -- | |
348 | CCZ: i would like having some pets arrerround~ | |
349 | CHS: W0uld d0¿? But... y0u hav3 t0 tak3 car3 0f th3m | |
350 | CHS: F33d th3m, cl3an th3m, t3ach th3m... | |
351 | CCZ: hmm.. you might have to show me how to do that~ | |
352 | CCZ: you arrerr betterrerr at it than i would be~ | |
353 | CGG: dave is dave!! no matter whats in his pants | |
354 | CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> you shouldnt keep animals as pets | |
355 | CTG: thats totally innacurate | |
356 | CTG: wow | |
357 | CTG: if hes got anything other than the dave bits then hes not dave | |
358 | CTG: wow | |
359 | CTG: and im not sorry | |
360 | -- CURRENT batGuy [CBG] pounceglides over to AP -- | |
361 | CBG: Hello! | |
362 | CHS: 3h3h, wh3n y0u struggl3 with 36 cats, 3 D0gs, 1 bunny, 1 crab, 1 p3t r0ck and a squirr3l, y0u g0tta mak3 th3 imp0ssibl3 | |
363 | CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> hello | |
364 | CTG: (( sure sounds like someone is pushing their cissexist views on their RP character :) )) | |
365 | FTG, CTG ceased responding to memo. | |
366 | CTG: (( sure sounds like someone is taking IC interactions to OOC )) | |
367 | CCZ: eheheh.. if anyone could do it i am surrerr it is you~ | |
368 | CURRENT darkKnight [CDK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. | |
369 | -- CURRENT darkKnight [CDK] swoops in all mysterious -- | |
370 | CTG: (( considering youre going wildly OOC just to make your dave really pissed off for no reason about atypical gender, yes, i am )) | |
371 | CHS: Y3ah, i c0nsid3r it as a training¡! Imm a g0 tak3 car3 0f th3 Imp3rial P3ts wh3n i g3t 0ld3r >=3 | |
372 | sure sounds like someone's being a dick >> | |
373 | CFF banned CTG from responding to memo. | |
374 | ceased responding to memo. | |
375 | CTG: (( thank fucking god )) | |
376 | -- CURRENT darkKnight [CDK] lurks in the shadows -- | |
377 | CDC: iiö, whö are iiöu? | |
378 | CTG: (( also sincerely thank you )) | |
379 | CDK: ...I'm batman. | |
380 | CCZ: eheheh.. do you look forrerrwarrerrd to it?~ | |
381 | CHS: Y3S¡! | |
382 | CGG: dave | |
383 | -- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] paps his nose -- | |
384 | CGG: stop, please??? | |
385 | Godsend if someone asks for you to stop doing something because it is making them angry/upset, please stop it. >> | |
386 | CURRENT turntechGodsend [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. | |
387 | CTG: (( im not the one being a dick here, man. im not the one who went out of character to tell someone how much of a dick they were being in character )) | |
388 | CCZ: eheh.. maybe i could be yourrerr assistant~ | |
389 | CBG ceased responding to memo. | |
390 | CTG: (( i never said ANYTHING negative out of character )) | |
391 | CHS: Dunn0 if th3y w0uld acc3pt Drag0ns | |
392 | CDK: anyone seen this man around here? | |
393 | -- CURRENT darkKnight [CDK] holds up a picture of the Joker]] -- | |
394 | CTG: (( hey why dont you read whats at the top of the memo rules yo )) | |
395 | CCZ: well secrrerrtly i mean~ | |
396 | CGG: (( i see that its maybe your interpretation of dave, and those differ, but... can you please calm it down a little? it's extremely triggering to people to read. )) | |
397 | CHS: I think i cant hav3 th0s3 -w- S0rry | |
398 | CCZ: aww.. alrrerright then~ | |
399 | they were merely asking you to stop, Godsend, please do so >> | |
400 | CTG: (( the rule "dont be a dick" constitutes just that, not being a dick. all i did was say that it was impossible for davesprite to be a female and have an egg. theres literally nothing dickish about that )) | |
401 | CGG: (( triggering isnt really the right word, but yeah. it's just uncomfortable. )) | |
402 | CTG: (( you werent just saying that, dude )) | |
403 | CTG: (( if it seemed dickish, it was because im /dave/ and dave says /everything/ in a dickish way )) | |
404 | CTG: (( not really??? )) | |
405 | CTG: (( someone needs to reread homestuck )) | |
406 | CCZ: [[ That's debatable :v ]] | |
407 | CURRENT terminallyCapricous [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. | |
408 | CTC: HoNk | |
409 | CCZ: glub~ | |
410 | CDK: oh hi there | |
411 | CDK: [[that colour's a bit blue for gamzee, isn't it?]] | |
412 | CCZ: [[ Friendly batman ]] | |
413 | CHS: Bark | |
414 | CTC: WhAt tHe mOtHeRfUcK Is uP | |
415 | CTG: (( the fact is i never did anything rude to anyone, and i still havent. and i probably never will. )) | |
416 | CTC: ((im workin' on it)) | |
417 | CDK: [[whoops, wrong one]] | |
418 | CDC: hi | |
419 | Please take this to #ooc_chat so the roleplay may continue without interruption >> | |
420 | CCZ: [[ Gamz = 43, 0, 87 I think? ]] | |
421 | CCZ: [[ I have a list here ]] | |
422 | CDK: nothing. | |
423 | CTG: ((do i have to pull rossdresser dave in here godsend. don't test me boy. i will.)) | |
424 | CCZ: nak~ | |
425 | CDC: [[haha]] | |
426 | CTG: ((also turns out i don't gotta go)) | |
427 | CTC: ((better?)) | |
428 | CCZ: [[ Looks better ]] | |
429 | CTG: (( see, intentionally doing something specifically for the purpose of antagonizing someone is being a dick )) | |
430 | Tipsy, don't push the argument >> | |
431 | CTG: (( what im doing is /roleplaying/ )) | |
432 | CCZ: [[ let's all just ]] | |
433 | CCZ: [[ calm our nippletits ]] | |
434 | -- CURRENT tipsyGnostalgician [CTG] sips lemonade -- | |
435 | Godsend, send it ooc_chat, please >> | |
436 | ||
437 | ||
438 | and then ooc_chat | |
439 | ||
440 | ||
441 | CTG RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OOC CHAT. | |
442 | CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. | |
443 | [#ooc_chat] dont be an asshat i will ban, no shipping talk | |
444 | CURRENT Fractions [CFF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. | |
445 | cawcaw | |
446 | CTG: hi | |
447 | CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. | |
448 | CDC: yo | |
449 | CTG: omg why is that other dave such a dick | |
450 | CTG: srsly what crawled up his ass, laid a shit, and died | |
451 | huh | |
452 | CTG: some dave in the rp memo is being a dingdong about davechick | |
453 | pft | |
454 | CURRENT NinjaCat [CNN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. | |
455 | Yeah. | |
456 | CDC: weh | |
457 | CTG: like he wouldnt stop making a huge deal about davechick existing | |
458 | Sigh. | |
459 | CTG: im p sure dave wouldnt be this upset without being ooc | |
460 | Yeah. | |
461 | CFP ceased responding to memo. | |
462 | CTG: CTG: you can have the big one too hes being a prick | |
463 | CTG: r u srs | |
464 | which dave is it | |
465 | CTG: CTG: hes got gender identity disorder | |
466 | CTG: R U SRS | |
467 | CTG: godsend | |
468 | huh | |
469 | CTG: oh boy i love it when people are cissexist :') | |
470 | he's hating on cis people?  | |
471 | CTG: no cissexism is when youre hating no atypically gendered people | |
472 | CTG: on* | |
473 | CDC: ... | |
474 | CDC: i think i heve en idee who it is .__. | |
475 | CDC: oops quirk | |
476 | CTG: you know it probably doesnt help that im genderqueer irl so this is rly pissing me off | |
477 | Who is it? | |
478 | CTG: turntechGodsend | |
479 | No, who do you think it is, DC? | |
480 | CDC: uhmmm | |
481 | CDC: let me pester you | |
482 | Okay. | |
483 | CTG: CTG: hes got gender identity disorder CTG: its not my fault that this specific version of me thinks hes a lady CTG: regardless if it was a girl or a boy bird CTG: it was a boy me CTG: the genders would just cross each other out CTG: if anything youd be gender neutral CTG: if hes got anything other than the dave bits then hes not dave | |
484 | CTG: heres a list of really fucking dickish things to say | |
485 | CTG: ic or ooc | |
486 | CURRENT turntechGodsend [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. | |
487 | CTG: how is that at all dickish | |
488 | Guys. | |
489 | CDC: well you're basically saying his character is impossible | |
490 | CTG: is that dickish? | |
491 | CDC: which... makes it hard to rp. | |
492 | CTG: how the hell is that NOT dickish | |
493 | this is ooc, no need for brackets, and davesprite is possible | |
494 | CTG: i mean for one its completely erasing trans* people AND genderqueer* people | |
495 | Presuming you're both males, sorry if you aren't. | |
496 | CTG: i dont see how stating a characters gender confusion is dickish its just accurate | |
497 | CTG: its not gender confusion oh my god | |
498 | CTG: if dave sees another dave | |
499 | CTG: hes going to be like | |
500 | CTG: "look its dave" | |
501 | Godsend. | |
502 | CTG: "it must be male" | |
503 | CTG: dude | |
504 | CTG: do you like | |
505 | CDC: i think he legitimately has a mixture of... parts | |
506 | CTG: why | |
507 | CTG: not realize trans people exist | |
508 | tasha let them work it out | |
509 | CTG: and are completely valid | |
510 | CTG: why would you even think that | |
511 | CTG: why would you even consider the junk of davsprite | |
512 | CTG: because i can???? | |
513 | CTG: considering how his entire lower body | |
514 | CTG: and it doesnt matter | |
515 | CTG: just doesnt exist | |
516 | CDC: people speculate on troll junk all the time <_>;; | |
517 | CTG: because gender and sex are different things WOAH | |
518 | Godsend. | |
519 | DaveChick is a tumblr thing. | |
520 | CTG: so? | |
521 | No need to be so rude about it. | |
522 | CTG: so because its a tumblr thing im suddenly not allowed to express my disbelief of its existence /in character/? | |
523 | CTG: considering dave isnt that much of a piece of shit | |
524 | CTG: yeah | |
525 | CDC: well it seems like there is no way to resolve that | |
526 | For starters, to cease arguments of how a DaveChick exists, read the ask blog. | |
527 | It explains. | |
528 | CTG: or i could | |
529 | CTG: you know | |
530 | CTG: ask in character | |
531 | CTG: like a good roleplayer | |
532 | CTG: you know | |
533 | CDC: you... did??? | |
534 | CTG: its entirely possible to do that | |
535 | CTG: exactly | |
536 | CDC: and you didnt accept the explanation | |
537 | CTG: without turning your character | |
538 | CTG: into an ooc cissexist shithead | |
539 | well, claiming a character cannot exist is one thing, however claiming so IC is incredibly rude, Godsend | |
540 | CTG: you really think someone being told "im a female, bird, sprite version of you that layed an egg" | |
541 | CTG: would just be like | |
542 | CTG: "oh okay cool | |
543 | CTG: ok one davesprite never said he himself was female | |
544 | CTG: yes he did | |
545 | CTG: seeing as how he still identifies as male | |
546 | CTG: because | |
547 | CTG: again | |
548 | CTG: gender and sex | |
549 | CTG: ARE DIFFERENT | |
550 | CTG: WOW WHAT A CONCEPT | |
551 | CTG: i still dont see how you guys dont see this guy as being a dick | |
552 | CTG: i still dont see how you arent | |
553 | CTG: im not the one being extremely condescending and sarcastic | |
554 | CTG: youre the one being rude, cissexist, and erasing of stypical genderidentities | |
555 | CTG: thats who you are | |
556 | CTG: how??? | |
557 | CTG: are you even reading | |
558 | OKAY | |
559 | guys | |
560 | CTG: like seriously im not allowed to express disbelief of a characters gender /in character/ without being called sexist | |
561 | Calm down, let's talk civily. | |
562 | NOW | |
563 | CTG: especially when the characer im roleplaying is technically the character im expressing disbelief towards?? | |
564 | CTG: im kinda having a hard time being civil with this guy making a million excuses to being a piece of shit about the real world gender identities of myself and many of my friends | |
565 | Listen to me for two seconds. | |
566 | CTG: im already talking civilly | |
567 | There is a bit of a huge misunderstanding here. | |
568 | CTG: all this guys doing is making wild accusations about me that are all unfounded | |
569 | CTG: unfounded he says | |
570 | CTG: oh | |
571 | CTG: my | |
572 | godsend, you were asked not to speak about gender/sex IC, SO DON'T DO IT | |
573 | CTG: god | |
574 | No, in all honesty, none of you were talking civily. | |
575 | OI I SAID STOP IT | |
576 | listen to tasha jfc | |
577 | CTG: okay im listening | |
578 | you guys can continue RPing, as long as no one decides to take this IC again | |
579 | just, at this point, drop it | |
580 | CTG: dc is it possible for you to get on skype | |
581 | CTG: but how can you RP but not be IC | |
582 | CDC: im not on a computer with it :( can i pester you? | |
583 | ... | |
584 | CTG: yeah sure | |
585 | you can like | |
586 | Godsemf. | |
587 | Godsend** dammit. | |
588 | AVOID SPECIFIC SUBJECTS | |
589 | and still be IC | |
590 | Excatly. | |
591 | dumdass | |
592 | vts | |
593 | CDC: lmfao | |
594 | *dumbass | |
595 | CTG: like seriously i havent done anything dickish | |
596 | fucking phone | |
597 | CDC: suddenly sbahj | |
598 | Godsemd. | |
599 | CTG: oh my god he still doesnt think he was being a dick | |
600 | Oh my fu-- | |
601 | CTG: god help me | |
602 | CTG: all thats happened here is people calling me a dumbass and calling me sexist | |
603 | CTG: im going to die | |
604 | LOOK BOTH OF YOU | |
605 | you think you haven't, but some people think you were being dickisj | |
606 | CTG: thats not a way to solve problems it just causes more | |
607 | CURRENT Kyashii [CKK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. | |
608 | whoa what the hell's going here | |
609 | SO FUCKING STOP IY | |
610 | *it | |
611 | Now you're both being rude and a tad abrasive!! | |
612 | ^^^ | |
613 | how about this | |
614 | CTG: look im going to say this right now i have yet to be rude at all | |
615 | CTG: dfsjakdjkhfdj | |
616 | CTG: YES | |
617 | CTG: YOU WERE | |
618 | CTG: OH MY GOD | |
619 | OKAY THATS IT. | |
620 | CTG: i havent said anything negative towards anyone to personally offend them | |
621 | CDC: okay | |
622 | HEY ASSHOLES, LISTEN TO ME | |
623 | CDC: ldsjgkjg | |
624 | CTG: dude you dont even KNOW how wrong you are fgjgfjshdh | |
625 | OKAY | |
626 | HOW ABOUT | |
627 | EVERYONE CALM THE HECK DOWN. | |
628 | CTG: all ive been doing was explaining my position and you guys havent been listening. youre just calling me names and being sarcastic and condescending. | |
629 | IF ANYONE BRINGS IT UP IC AGAIN | |
630 | CTG: youre the one not listening!! | |
631 | I WILL BAN THEM | |
632 | SOUND GOOD?? | |
633 | NONE OF YOU ARE LISTENING. | |
634 | CDC: let me | |
635 | CDC: explain | |
636 | CDC: or try to | |
637 | CTT made RR an OP. | |
638 | CTG: alright, ninjacat, say something | |
639 | CTG: ill listen to it. | |
640 | CDC: stating that davesprite could NOT EVER have a davechick, and could NOT EVER be part female (sexwise) | |
641 | Are we all listening??? | |
642 | CTG: oh my god this is why i almost never come to rrpt theres always someone thats either homophobic or cissexist or both and gfodskh | |
643 | CTG: i cant |