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| 1 | } else if (cmd == cmdChar+'fortune') {
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| 3 | var fortunes = ['Fortune: your true love is waiting for you to tell them "fuck you"', | |
| 4 | 'Fortune: there is pain in your future', | |
| 5 | 'Fortune: you will die in the future', | |
| 6 | 'Fortune: you will witness something disturbing', | |
| 7 | 'Fortune: your gay', | |
| 8 | 'Fortune: someone died today', | |
| 9 | 'Fortune: you will marry someone the same gender as you then youll kill yourself', | |
| 10 | 'Fortune: smile, youll die soon enough', | |
| 11 | 'Fortune: have fun with your restless night', | |
| 12 | 'Fortune: the amount of characters in this sentence is how many kids that died right now', | |
| 13 | 'Fortune: your memes are bad', | |
| 14 | 'Fortune: casio will die someday', | |
| 15 | 'Fortune: tomorrow you will hang yourself', | |
| 16 | 'Fortune: you will fail high school', | |
| 17 | 'Fortune: you will fail college', | |
| 18 | 'Fortune: 16 is the amount of murders and rape you will commit in the next 5 years', | |
| 19 | 'Fortune: your parents will die', | |
| 20 | 'Fortune: next week your self esteem will reach a critical low', | |
| 21 | 'Fortune: the worst times of your life will start in 2 days', | |
| 22 | 'Fortune: nigga u gay', | |
| 23 | 'Fortune: hey fuckboy youre actually an accident', | |
| 24 | 'Fortune: hey fuckweed youre stuip', | |
| 25 | 'Fortune: 6 million is the amount of percentage that your life is a failure', | |
| 26 | 'Fortune: you will have 50 ways to kill yourself in 1 hour', | |
| 27 | 'Fortune: you wont kill yourself because u a pussi', | |
| 28 | 'g͏uess what', | |
| 29 | ] | |
| 30 | var killmenow = Math.floor(Math.random() * fortunes.length); | |
| 31 | ||
| 32 | ||
| 33 | if (input == "") {
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| 34 | MPP.chat.send(fortunes[killmenow]) | |
| 35 | } else {
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| 36 | MPP.chat.send(fortunes[killmenow]); | |
| 37 | - | } |
| 37 | + | |
| 38 | } | |
| 39 | ||
| 40 | ||
| 41 | // ok for this i added the response "guess what" | |
| 42 | // now i need to make a new command for this (that nobody but the bot can use) | |
| 43 | } else if (cmd == 'g͏uess') { // since it starts with "guess" the command will need to be "guess" with no cmdchar
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| 44 | if (msg.p._id == botId) { // this limits only the bot to use it...
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| 45 | if (input == "what") { // side note: you can still say "guess what" because i included an invisible char.
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| 46 | stopMe = setTimeout( () => { MPP.chat.send("your gay") }, 1500)
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| 47 | // sorry if i fucked up im tired from pokemon go | |
| 48 | } | |
| 49 | } |
