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- [echoing shouts]
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- ♪ In yo face Smash through the
- glass As the fireworks blast ♪
- 3
- 00:00:55,990 --> 00:00:58,223
- ♪ Shaggy the clown
- Here to murder some ass ♪
- 4
- 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:01,827
- ♪ I be the strangler
- Known coast to coast... ♪
- 5
- 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:03,629
- [woman] The Gathering
- of the Juggalos.
- 6
- 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:06,198
- It's an annual weeklong
- music festival
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- 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,534
- for fans of the band
- Insane Clown Posse.
- 8
- 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:10,702
- It's kind of like
- a fun county fair,
- 9
- 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:13,639
- where you could also
- potentially be stabbed.
- 10
- 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:18,444
- This is me.
- I'm a senior-level VP
- 11
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- at a hedge fund
- in New Jersey.
- 12
- 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:23,148
- I like Beyoncé
- and a frisky pinot noir.
- 13
- 00:01:24,018 --> 00:01:27,686
- I don't belong at this place.
- I belong at the Admirals Club at JFK.
- 14
- 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:32,257
- So, how exactly
- did I wind up here?
- 15
- 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:35,694
- And why am I wearing open-toed
- shoes at this nightmare carnival?
- 16
- 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:40,232
- Because I was trying
- to do something nice for once.
- 17
- 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:42,601
- ♪ Something special for you ♪
- 18
- 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,571
- ♪ We got you covered, homey ♪
- 19
- 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:48,373
- ♪ Something exclusive
- For you ♪
- 20
- 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:55,547
- [vacuum whirring]
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- 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:00,819
- [inhales]
- 22
- 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:17,503
- [machine whirring]
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- 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:21,073
- [phones ringing]
- 24
- 00:02:21,075 --> 00:02:24,776
- Hey, Kate? Um, would it be all right
- if I left a little early today?
- 25
- 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:28,147
- My brother's moving in with me,
- and I want to be there to help him.
- 26
- 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:29,414
- How old is your brother?
- 27
- 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,283
- Forty-five.
- 28
- 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,718
- And you're letting him
- move back in with you?
- 29
- 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:34,753
- Uh...
- 30
- 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:38,423
- It's kind of a busy day.
- I think I'm gonna need you here, Barb.
- 31
- 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:42,361
- Fine. Well,
- if you need me,
- 32
- 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:45,264
- I'll be down the hall getting the
- cake ready for Sarah's shower.
- 33
- 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:46,365
- There's a cake?
- 34
- 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:48,867
- Yeah.
- And it's beautiful.
- 35
- 00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:54,540
- [chuckles] So,
- I'll be out for two months.
- 36
- 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:56,942
- Then I'm hiring a live-in,
- 37
- 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:59,344
- and I'll be back,
- part-time to start,
- 38
- 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:03,115
- which should sync with when the
- Parsons account is up and running.
- 39
- 00:03:03,117 --> 00:03:06,518
- So, I was thinking, if you guys
- could prepare all of the documents--
- 40
- 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,788
- Oh, you don't have to worry about the
- Parsons account. I took you off of that.
- 41
- 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:12,624
- [chuckles]
- What?
- 42
- 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:17,129
- - I took you off of it.
- - Why would you do that?
- 43
- 00:03:17,131 --> 00:03:19,231
- 'Cause you're having a baby.
- It doesn't make any sense.
- 44
- 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:22,467
- - You're probably not even coming back.
- - I am coming back.
- 45
- 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:25,037
- And you can't fire me,
- Kate. It's illegal.
- 46
- 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:28,907
- I'm not. I'm just saying
- your pregnancy is high-risk.
- 47
- 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:30,008
- It's considered geriatric.
- 48
- 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:32,744
- No one invited you here.
- 49
- 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:36,949
- It's a company baby shower.
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- I can come.
- [sighs]
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- 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,589
- [chatter resumes]
- 52
- 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:50,929
- What is this? Is this Carvel?
- It's really good.
- 53
- 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,499
- It was really good.
- 54
- 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:02,774
- Um, excuse me, Kate?
- I just wanted to introduce myself.
- 55
- 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,443
- Did you think I was being
- a bitch in there?
- 56
- 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:07,012
- Oh, um,
- I don't know.
- 57
- 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:09,514
- But I did read an article
- about corporate body language
- 58
- 00:04:09,516 --> 00:04:11,950
- that said you can get more
- people to agree with you
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- 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:15,087
- by opening your arms and torso
- while addressing a group.
- 60
- 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:16,088
- Like this.
- 61
- 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:21,293
- - Who are you?
- - Oh, I'm Erin Flemmings. I'm the new financial analyst.
- 62
- 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:24,796
- I just want to say I think it's so
- impressive how quickly you rose to SVP.
- 63
- 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:28,467
- - How did you do it?
- - By working my ass off nonstop.
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- 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:31,903
- - Oh, okay.
- - Also, the guy ahead of me had to take some time off
- 65
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- 'cause his kid was found hurting
- dogs in the neighborhood.
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- 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:36,275
- It was sad for Dan,
- but it worked out for me.
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- That's Dan right there.
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- 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,914
- Just make this job
- your only focus.
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- 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:45,150
- You're not here to make
- friends or celebrate birthdays,
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- 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:48,487
- even if technically you can't stop
- other people from celebrating theirs.
- 71
- 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,722
- And do not get pregnant,
- whatever you do.
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- 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,591
- Use two condoms
- if you have to.
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- 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:54,092
- Oh, you're actually not
- supposed to use two condoms.
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- 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,627
- It's way less effective
- than using one.
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- 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:59,731
- Well, whatever.
- Sarah chose to have children,
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- 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,900
- which means she chose
- to opt out.
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- 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:05,137
- Her career is over.
- It's over, whether she knows it or not.
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- Oh.
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- - Hey, girl.
- - Fuck you, Kate.
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- Yeah.
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- [trash can slams]
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- That's it.
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- Good luck.
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- [bottle squeaks]
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- 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:27,125
- Oh, hey, Kate?
- I just got word that the Blackburn pitch
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- got moved to next week.
- Should I e-mail Dan as well?
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- 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:32,130
- No, I'm handling that on my own.
- Dan's still messed up from his kid thing.
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- 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:34,633
- Oh, also, your brother called.
- Tell him I'll call him back.
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- 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:37,536
- No, he told me to tell you you've
- been saying that for two weeks now,
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- 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:40,172
- and he really needs to speak to you.
- Fine, get him on the phone.
- 91
- 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:42,874
- He actually, uh...
- He said you don't have to call him back.
- 92
- 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:45,477
- But he needs you to go
- to his house later.
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- 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:47,512
- He told me to tell you
- it's important.
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- - Fine. Get me his address.
- - Oka-- You don't know your brother's address?
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- 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:55,520
- No, Barb, I don't,
- because he doesn't live with me.
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- 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:57,689
- [sighs]
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- 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:08,300
- [woman on radio] ...soared
- more than 600 percent...
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- 00:06:08,302 --> 00:06:11,570
- [man on radio] ...final hour of
- the trading day, the S&P 500...
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- 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:15,073
- [man] ...and the estimates in
- herding per share. And in agri--
- 100
- 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:18,577
- [woman] ...have climbed six percent,
- bringing the year to date loss--
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- [man continues on radio]
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- [ice tinkling]
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- 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:37,262
- [clock ticking]
- [spits liquid]
- 104
- 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,099
- So, what's up?
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- 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:43,001
- Are you and Cheryl
- getting a divorce?
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- 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:46,872
- I didn't want to say anything,
- but I kind of saw it coming.
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- 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:48,774
- Nope.
- Cheryl and I are doing fine.
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- Oh, good.
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- 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:52,844
- We need you
- to watch Maddie.
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- I'm sorry. Who?
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- Maddie.
- Your niece?
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- 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,220
- Oh, I would,
- but I'm just really busy right now.
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- 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:04,423
- We're kind of going through
- a tough time, too, Kate.
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- 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:06,892
- Um, Cheryl's mom
- is not doing so well.
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- 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:10,128
- So, we're driving to Red Bank
- today to move her into hospice.
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- 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:14,266
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Is it serious?
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- 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:17,302
- Yeah, that's what hospice is.
- It is for people who are dying.
- 118
- 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:21,106
- But Cheryl's having a real
- tough time of it. So, can you?
- 119
- 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:24,009
- We've asked everyone.
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- 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,211
- We'll be back tomorrow night.
- 121
- 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:31,283
- - What about Dad?
- - You know Dad can't help.
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- 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:34,052
- [Cheryl] Joe? You can't just leave
- your towels in the hamper, okay?
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- They grow mold.
- Ah, sorry.
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- 00:07:37,391 --> 00:07:38,757
- Let me guess.
- She's busy.
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- 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:40,992
- Hi, Cheryl.
- Hi.
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- 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,727
- So sorry to hear
- about your mom.
- 127
- 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:44,629
- Oh, that's...
- 128
- 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:48,066
- Thanks, but we knew
- this was coming, so...
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- 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:51,036
- Please, Kate.
- It's just one night.
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- No.
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- [Cheryl] And here's our cell numbers.
- And this is the address
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- of where we're gonna be
- staying tonight, the hotel.
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- 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:04,282
- She also has this Spring
- Fling dance on Friday.
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- 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,284
- So if you could take her shopping
- for a dress, that would be great.
- 135
- 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:09,020
- We'll pay you back.
- Just nothing over like, $60.
- 136
- 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:11,490
- And those things on the list,
- she can't eat them, so...
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- 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:12,691
- She has allergies?
- 138
- 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:13,992
- Oh, no,
- they're not allergies.
- 139
- 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,827
- They're, um,
- just sensitivities.
- 140
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- Does she die?
- 141
- 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,767
- Maybe I should just go by myself?
- No.
- 142
- 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:26,238
- Sweetie, no.
- Kate's got this. Right?
- 143
- 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:29,875
- I, um...
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- 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,142
- I don't know
- what that means.
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- 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:33,311
- I'm gonna need you
- to say yes or no.
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- 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:34,379
- [Kate] Yes.
- 147
- 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:35,780
- I will watch...
- 148
- 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,651
- M... Mad...
- Maddie.
- 149
- 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:42,220
- - Sorry. I'm sorry.
- - Great.
- 150
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- She needs to be picked up
- from ballet at 6:00.
- 151
- 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:48,460
- Tonight?
- Oh, my apartment's not kid-ready.
- 152
- 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:50,028
- It's all
- clean lines and--
- 153
- 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,464
- We were kind of hoping
- you could stay here.
- 154
- 00:08:52,466 --> 00:08:54,132
- You know,
- be near Maddie's school.
- 155
- 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,403
- You want me
- to move in here?
- 156
- 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:02,874
- Oh, my God!
- What, you can't stay here for one night?
- 157
- 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:06,111
- My mother will never live
- in her house again!
- 158
- 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:14,085
- [door slams] Okay,
- so you got our numbers.
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- 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:17,322
- If you need anything, just give us a call.
- Okay? You got this.
- 160
- 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:20,392
- Uh, we got fajita fixin's
- in the fridge. Go nuts.
- 161
- 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:23,395
- [door closes]
- 162
- 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,164
- [dog barks]
- 163
- 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:38,143
- [car engine starts]
- 164
- 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:45,784
- Ohh.
- 165
- 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,025
- [sniffs] Ohh. Ohh.
- 166
- 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:21,486
- [woman] Oh!
- 167
- 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,857
- Hi. Hi. Sorry.
- You can't do that.
- 168
- 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:29,461
- Yeah, when you left earlier,
- you left the garage door up,
- 169
- 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,496
- and there's a lot of
- little kids running around.
- 170
- 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:35,467
- And it's gonna come down
- and it's gonna, you know...
- 171
- 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:38,903
- It's a death trap, so...
- just close it in the future.
- 172
- 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,407
- - Okay.
- - Yeah, this street gets really busy.
- 173
- 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:45,944
- And people drive so fast.
- So we all kind of watch each other's kids.
- 174
- 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:49,014
- Oh, hello. I'm Jill.
- Hi. I live right here.
- 175
- 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,815
- Been here about
- four years.
- 176
- 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,952
- School district...
- can't be beat.
- 177
- 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,854
- You go like,
- three towns over,
- 178
- 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,455
- and it's like a third-world country.
- Mm-hmm.
- 179
- 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,624
- But ours is great,
- so that's what matters.
- 180
- 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:00,825
- Shh.
- 181
- 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:07,832
- Okay. I, um...
- If you're staying long,
- 182
- 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,501
- um, some of the moms
- get together,
- 183
- 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,136
- - do a Wednesday night potluck.
- - [phone dings]
- 184
- 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:13,171
- - You know, simple stuff.
- - Oh, shit.
- 185
- 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,140
- Wine,
- casserole, dip.
- 186
- 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:16,241
- Okay.
- 187
- 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,211
- [tires screech]
- 188
- 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:24,449
- [thunder rumbles] Oh!
- Shit! Shit! Shit!
- 189
- 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,785
- Shit. Shit. Shit.
- 190
- 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,488
- Shit.
- [bangs on door]
- 191
- 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:31,523
- Closed?
- 192
- 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,391
- Okay.
- 193
- 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,133
- [grunts]
- 194
- 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,405
- [Kate]
- Maddie?
- 195
- 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:52,177
- I'm your aunt. I'm Kate.
- 196
- 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:54,813
- - I know.
- - What are you doing?
- 197
- 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,148
- Karate.
- 198
- 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,684
- Okay. Let's go.
- 199
- 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:02,153
- Bye, Sensei Pete.
- Later, Maddie.
- 200
- 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,390
- I'm sorry.
- I was late to get her,
- 201
- 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,158
- and I think she snuck
- in here from ballet.
- 202
- 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,760
- No, she comes in here
- every Tuesday.
- 203
- 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,995
- She's so enthusiastic about it,
- I just let her participate.
- 204
- 00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,997
- Okay, thanks. Bye.
- 205
- 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:16,334
- Uh, do you have a second?
- I'd like you to fill out an order form
- 206
- 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,937
- for her to be in the proper karate attire.
- That's okay?
- 207
- 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:22,073
- - Oh, no. I'm not her mom.
- - That's fine. It'll only take two seconds.
- 208
- 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,009
- You know, I just really
- don't want to.
- 209
- 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,860
- So you like
- chicken Parm.
- 210
- 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,632
- Look, I have a lot going
- on at work right now.
- 211
- 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:51,870
- So if you leave me alone to do
- what it is that I need to do,
- 212
- 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,371
- I'll leave you alone
- to do...
- 213
- 00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,207
- whatever it is
- that you do.
- 214
- 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,610
- Practice my back kicks.
- 215
- 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,345
- Sure.
- 216
- 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,583
- So, what?
- 217
- 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,552
- You hate ballet,
- but your mother makes you go?
- 218
- 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,655
- My mom makes me do it,
- and I don't want to.
- 219
- 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,090
- That's what I just said.
- 220
- 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,459
- They say I need
- to have more girlfriends,
- 221
- 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,261
- that I'm not trying
- hard enough, like...
- 222
- 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,630
- No, I know.
- Middle school is really the worst.
- 223
- 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,332
- You hated it, too?
- 224
- 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,903
- I was a...
- I was an awkward kid.
- 225
- 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:29,174
- But then everything got better,
- and you're fine now?
- 226
- 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,476
- Mm-mm. No.
- No, I wouldn't say that.
- 227
- 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,412
- I'm still not great
- in group settings.
- 228
- 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,848
- I have a habit of saying things
- that everyone is thinking,
- 229
- 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:39,117
- but then someone is always
- like, "Why did you say that?"
- 230
- 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,819
- So I'm usually in this place
- where I hate myself.
- 231
- 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:43,655
- But I still think I'm better
- than everybody else, you know?
- 232
- 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,357
- So, look, you've probably got
- a few shit years ahead of you.
- 233
- 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,927
- But loser kids often become
- very successful people.
- 234
- 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,094
- So, you know...
- 235
- 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:56,034
- At cheerleading, they put me
- at the bottom of the pyramids
- 236
- 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,102
- and make "moo" sounds
- when they climb on me.
- 237
- 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,539
- What?
- The noise a cow makes.
- 238
- 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,708
- No, I know what
- noise a cow makes.
- 239
- 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,276
- You're not doing that
- anymore.
- 240
- 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:09,147
- Really?
- You're not a meat stool.
- 241
- 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,115
- Have some dignity.
- 242
- 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,118
- Take control
- of your life.
- 243
- 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,628
- Hi. Yeah, just fill it up.
- Thank you.
- 244
- 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,464
- Can I have money
- for snacks?
- 245
- 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,500
- You just had an entire
- chicken Parm meal.
- 246
- 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,403
- I have to have snacks
- Monday through Friday.
- 247
- 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,305
- I have to have snacks
- for school,
- 248
- 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:38,076
- snacks for after school,
- snacks for TV watching,
- 249
- 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,912
- snacks for just...
- when I feel like snacking.
- 250
- 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,480
- I have to have
- my snacks.
- 251
- 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,316
- Okay. Fine.
- 252
- 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:51,322
- Just... obey your
- food sensitivities.
- 253
- 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:54,325
- My what? I don't know.
- Just get whatever you want.
- 254
- 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,001
- [door bell dings]
- 255
- 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,185
- Yo, I like your style.
- You're mad hot.
- 256
- 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:26,024
- - What?
- - Oh, no disrespect, little mommy.
- 257
- 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,792
- I like a girl
- who snacks hard.
- 258
- 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,494
- I eat mad gummies
- all day.
- 259
- 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,196
- Yeah. I like gummies.
- 260
- 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,365
- What's your name?
- 261
- 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,100
- Maddie.
- 262
- 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,270
- What's yours?
- 263
- 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,206
- Dennis. My friends
- all call me Baby Joker.
- 264
- 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:44,709
- Cool.
- 265
- 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:55,520
- - You like music?
- - Yeah.
- 266
- 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,789
- What kind you like?
- 267
- 00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,391
- All kinds.
- I like all of it.
- 268
- 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:04,696
- That's cool, that's cool.
- You go to concerts?
- 269
- 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,764
- Yeah, sometimes.
- 270
- 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,132
- Which ones?
- 271
- 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,402
- Um... I forget.
- 272
- 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,838
- That's cool, that's cool.
- 273
- 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,073
- [cell phone dings]
- 274
- 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,310
- Oh, shit.
- 275
- 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,479
- [rings]
- 276
- 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,114
- Henry?
- [indistinct chatter]
- 277
- 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,682
- Hi. Uh-huh. Yeah.
- 278
- 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,617
- I can have those slides
- over to you in an hour.
- 279
- 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:27,585
- Yeah.
- 280
- 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,622
- Them purple ones?
- Mm-hmm.
- 281
- 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,425
- There's a story behind those.
- A history.
- 282
- 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,094
- What's the story?
- 283
- 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:39,831
- You notice how they were gone?
- Like, they went extinct?
- 284
- 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,866
- They were nowhere to be found?
- Mm-hmm.
- 285
- 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:45,603
- I wrote to the company for
- them to restock the gummies.
- 286
- 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,006
- Months later, they're back in store.
- That was me.
- 287
- 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,374
- That was me.
- Wow.
- 288
- 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,876
- Yours truly. Baby Joker.
- I wrote that.
- 289
- 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,544
- Yeah. I probably
- would've, too.
- 290
- 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,380
- I was looking into the
- future and I was like,
- 291
- 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,048
- "Man, one day I'm gonna
- have my babies,
- 292
- 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,650
- and they're not gonna be
- able to have those snacks."
- 293
- 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,587
- So I was like,
- "I'm gonna..." Oh, thank you.
- 294
- 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,741
- [Kate] It's so funny. I was driving,
- and then you weren't in the car.
- 295
- 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,577
- So... don't tell
- your mom about this.
- 296
- 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,578
- [Maddie] Okay.
- 297
- 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,218
- [cell phone ringing]
- 298
- 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,486
- [beep]
- 299
- 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,357
- [cell phone ringing]
- 300
- 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:40,825
- Yeah, hi.
- What?
- 301
- 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,927
- Hey, I'm just checking in.
- What's going on?
- 302
- 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,897
- I'm just working on my presentation.
- The pitch got moved up.
- 303
- 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,766
- I meant with Maddie.
- What... What's she doing?
- 304
- 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:52,103
- Uh, I don't know.
- What do you mean? Where is she?
- 305
- 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:55,073
- I mean, she's here.
- I just don't know what she's doing.
- 306
- 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,274
- She's...
- 307
- 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,242
- [grunting]
- 308
- 00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:00,845
- She's fighting with trees.
- 309
- 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,614
- [howls] Oh,
- now she's pretending to be a wolf.
- 310
- 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,951
- Okay, so she's playing.
- You can just say that she's playing.
- 311
- 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,454
- All right?
- You picked her up from ballet okay?
- 312
- 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:12,924
- Yeah. By the way, you're really throwing
- your money down the drain there.
- 313
- 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,293
- Oh, come on. Don't be mean, Kate.
- She's there to make friends.
- 314
- 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:18,196
- Yeah, I just really think she'd
- prefer to make friends in karate.
- 315
- 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,731
- Karate?
- No, she's not into that.
- 316
- 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,133
- Karate is for boys.
- 317
- 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:25,570
- Yeah.
- That's ridiculous.
- 318
- 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,939
- So, Kate, um,
- I'm sorry about this.
- 319
- 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:31,642
- But actually, we're gonna need you
- to stay just a little bit longer.
- 320
- 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:34,645
- Cheryl, I can't do that.
- That was not part of our agreement.
- 321
- 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,714
- I know.
- I understand that, Kate.
- 322
- 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,816
- But there's just a lot more
- to do here than we thought.
- 323
- 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,586
- So maybe you could just stay
- till the end of the week maybe
- 324
- 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,287
- and we could pick her up
- on Friday after the dance?
- 325
- 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,456
- I mean... no!
- 326
- 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,158
- [whispers indistinctly]
- 327
- 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,627
- Hey, Kate? We don't have a
- lot of options here right now.
- 328
- 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,563
- Okay? Look, I mean,
- you know, I wish we did.
- 329
- 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,499
- I wish I could just
- wave a magic wand Joe...
- 330
- 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:57,268
- and make Memaw feel better,
- but I can't, okay?
- 331
- 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,737
- [crying] Cheryl's really having
- a hard time with all this.
- 332
- 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,406
- We're...
- We're begging you, okay?
- 333
- 00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,976
- Will you please take Maddie
- for just a few more days?
- 334
- 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,512
- We are moving a lifetime of
- memories here in this house!
- 335
- 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,814
- Okay, just stop.
- Just stop! It's all right.
- 336
- 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,182
- Joe, I'll watch her.
- 337
- 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,984
- Thank you, Kate.
- Thank you.
- 338
- 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,418
- I gotta go.
- 339
- 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,990
- All right, you take a break.
- Go take a break.
- 340
- 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,894
- Aah!
- Honey!
- 341
- 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,596
- It's my mom!
- 342
- 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,505
- Your parents aren't
- coming home until Friday.
- 343
- 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,808
- So that means I'm gonna need
- you to be very responsible,
- 344
- 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,644
- and I'm gonna need you
- to be very professional.
- 345
- 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:40,945
- Do we have an understanding?
- 346
- 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,718
- Um, Kate?
- What?
- 347
- 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,722
- - I was, um--
- - Spit it out.
- 348
- 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,058
- Can I have a friend over
- after school tomorrow?
- 349
- 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:57,061
- Is it a nice friend,
- or is it one of those cheerleader bitches?
- 350
- 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,396
- It's a nice friend.
- 351
- 00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,631
- Fine. Whatever.
- 352
- 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,467
- Thanks, Kate.
- You're pretty cool.
- 353
- 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:09,373
- [scraping]
- 354
- 00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:14,312
- Why are you eating it
- like that?
- 355
- 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,381
- I just like the salt.
- 356
- 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,819
- Please leave me alone.
- 357
- 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,659
- [cell phone alarm ringing]
- 358
- 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,930
- Maddie! Maddie, wake up!
- We gotta go!
- 359
- 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,065
- We gotta go!
- 360
- 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,935
- Okay, good.
- 361
- 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,804
- [Kate]
- Go. Go, go, go.
- 362
- 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,077
- Go!
- 363
- 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:47,812
- Okay.
- 364
- 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:51,082
- [starts engine]
- 365
- 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,550
- [tires screech]
- 366
- 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,085
- What are you doing?
- 367
- 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,520
- [Kate] What is she doing?
- 368
- 00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:59,123
- Yeah, yeah, hi.
- I thought I was clear before
- 369
- 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:02,126
- when I said that we keep our
- garage doors down for our kids.
- 370
- 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,895
- Okay, well, we can...
- I can do that right now.
- 371
- 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,464
- You can't.
- The clicker doesn't work.
- 372
- 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,132
- I can't.
- The clicker doesn't work.
- 373
- 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,468
- Uh, so get it fixed. Okay?
- 374
- 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,638
- And in general,
- just slow way down.
- 375
- 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,406
- Time to put
- your mommy hat on.
- 376
- 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,775
- Yeah? Well, it's time
- you put some pants on.
- 377
- 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,543
- Because I can see
- your pussy.
- 378
- 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,449
- [Kate] Have a great day.
- 379
- 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,826
- [Kate] Okay, bye.
- [Maddie] Um, but this isn't my school.
- 380
- 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,895
- It's not?
- No. Mine's down the street.
- 381
- 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:40,331
- Okay, I'm really sorry,
- but you gotta get out and walk
- 382
- 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:41,732
- because I'm very late.
- 383
- 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,673
- [car alarm beeps]
- 384
- 00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:52,076
- I really like it here
- so far.
- 385
- 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:53,577
- Everybody's so nice.
- 386
- 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:57,348
- Yeah. Yeah.
- It's great you think that.
- 387
- 00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:59,417
- Shit, shit.
- Are they here?
- 388
- 00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,021
- Oh, hello, gentlemen.
- 389
- 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:07,191
- Sorry I'm late. I had a...
- had a family emergency.
- 390
- 00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:08,492
- Hmm.
- 391
- 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:11,962
- Actually, it was a death.
- 392
- 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:14,165
- It was a death.
- They're dying as we speak.
- 393
- 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,500
- If you'd like,
- we could call the dying person
- 394
- 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,937
- and blame them for holding up our meeting.
- Would you like that?
- 395
- 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,773
- Just call the dying person
- and ask them to wrap it up?
- 396
- 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:27,044
- Okay, let's go have a seat,
- sit down. Shall we?
- 397
- 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:28,045
- Yeah.
- All right.
- 398
- 00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:35,186
- [Jill] Hey!
- You're staying longer.
- 399
- 00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:39,056
- Let's think about getting
- that garage door fixed, okay?
- 400
- 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:41,559
- Yeah, okay. Maybe.
- 401
- 00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:43,561
- Also, it's trash night.
- 402
- 00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:45,863
- It's... It's what?
- It's trash night.
- 403
- 00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:49,567
- Might want to think about
- putting your trash out as well.
- 404
- 00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:52,136
- Where?
- Gotta roll the cans.
- 405
- 00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:56,741
- Roll the cans to the street
- for the garbage men. Okay?
- 406
- 00:22:57,410 --> 00:23:01,679
- You gotta do it. You gotta do it.
- 'Cause the raccoons come.
- 407
- 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:04,115
- And the raccoons
- bring ticks.
- 408
- 00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,752
- And there's no cure
- for Lyme disease.
- 409
- 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,099
- [slurping]
- 410
- 00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:28,105
- - [Maddie] Eww!
- - Maddie?
- 411
- 00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:31,509
- What are you doing?
- 412
- 00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:33,711
- This is my friend
- I was telling you about.
- 413
- 00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:35,679
- Baby Joker.
- What's up?
- 414
- 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:38,716
- What is on your face?
- 415
- 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:41,285
- Oh, it's juggalo paint.
- B.J. showed me.
- 416
- 00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:42,620
- We're juggalos.
- 417
- 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,755
- Go wash it off. Okay?
- 418
- 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,291
- Go wash it off.
- 419
- 00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:49,627
- And I think it's time
- for your friend to go home.
- 420
- 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,529
- But can't he stay
- for dinner?
- 421
- 00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,698
- His mom probably
- wants him home?
- 422
- 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:56,634
- Nah, my mom works night shifts
- at the hospital.
- 423
- 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:59,036
- I'm good. I snagged
- some taquitos from work.
- 424
- 00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:02,072
- Ooh, snack time every time.
- You never catch me hungry.
- 425
- 00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:03,808
- Hey, nom-nom-nom.
- 426
- 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:05,876
- Want some of this?
- Yeah.
- 427
- 00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:08,612
- Got you two.
- They're good, man.
- 428
- 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,481
- Them puppies are good.
- 429
- 00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:12,116
- Hey. Yeah,
- that's what...
- 430
- 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,851
- Hey, I like that.
- 431
- 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:17,621
- No. Oh, she did
- the mustache!
- 432
- 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:20,758
- So, Baby Joker,
- you say you're a gigolo.
- 433
- 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,993
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Juggalo.
- 434
- 00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:26,831
- We're fans of the band.
- Insane Clown Posse.
- 435
- 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,732
- Juggalos are all about,
- like, no judgment.
- 436
- 00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:30,568
- Because everybody's a freak
- at their core.
- 437
- 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,236
- Juggalos are a family.
- 438
- 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:34,505
- A family of freaks.
- We get a bad rap...
- 439
- 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:37,107
- because some juggalos be beating
- kids up with monkey wrenches
- 440
- 00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:39,410
- or burning down schools
- and shit, but...
- 441
- 00:24:39,412 --> 00:24:41,479
- but real juggalos
- help people.
- 442
- 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,848
- We live and die
- by the juggalo code:
- 443
- 00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:45,683
- Better respect
- or suck a dick.
- 444
- 00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:48,118
- - Whoop, whoop!
- - Whoop, whoop!
- 445
- 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,253
- Ha!
- 446
- 00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:54,291
- Oh, my mom
- just got off her shift.
- 447
- 00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,760
- I'm gonna go pick her up so
- she don't have to take the bus.
- 448
- 00:24:57,763 --> 00:24:59,196
- Uh, how much is this?
- 449
- 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,967
- - I got it.
- - Hey, thanks.
- 450
- 00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:04,935
- Later, Maddie.
- Bye, B.J.
- 451
- 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,074
- Where did you meet
- that boy?
- 452
- 00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:11,942
- At the gas station.
- 453
- 00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:14,278
- When you left me.
- 454
- 00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:18,549
- I don't know if he's the
- best friend pick for you.
- 455
- 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:19,984
- You might want
- to keep looking.
- 456
- 00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:22,052
- [gasps] You're being
- just like my mom!
- 457
- 00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:24,188
- She wants me to have
- stupid girlfriends,
- 458
- 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,390
- even though they all hate me
- and put me on the shit list.
- 459
- 00:25:27,393 --> 00:25:28,392
- The what?
- 460
- 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,829
- The girls in my grade
- made a list of all the girls
- 461
- 00:25:31,831 --> 00:25:33,631
- who look and smell like shit.
- 462
- 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,234
- Then posted it
- all over school.
- 463
- 00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:40,371
- I came in second.
- 464
- 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:45,142
- [Kate] Why does it say
- "Maddie Beef"?
- 465
- 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,179
- I farted in gym once,
- 466
- 00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:52,750
- so Tim Pizzouli
- told everyone I beefed.
- 467
- 00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:56,921
- Well, at least
- you're not number one.
- 468
- 00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:58,856
- Tara Gavinski
- got number one.
- 469
- 00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:00,257
- See? There you go.
- 470
- 00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:04,612
- She has cerebral palsy.
- 471
- 00:26:04,613 --> 00:26:06,063
- Who wrote this? Girls from school.
- You don't know them.
- 472
- 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,431
- Obviously
- I don't know them.
- 473
- 00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:08,832
- Show me a picture.
- 474
- 00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:13,203
- Let me see it.
- Mm-hmm.
- 475
- 00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:15,739
- That's Kylie Matthews.
- Mm-hmm.
- 476
- 00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:18,275
- Mackenzie Cohen.
- Yes?
- 477
- 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:20,411
- And Tamara Yushi.
- 478
- 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:22,780
- None of these girls have any
- business making fun of anyone.
- 479
- 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,716
- This one right here
- with the boobs,
- 480
- 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:27,451
- she probably thinks
- she's hot shit right now.
- 481
- 00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:29,954
- But wait a few years.
- She'll be a fucking whale.
- 482
- 00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:33,424
- And this one...
- This...
- 483
- 00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:35,960
- This girl has lazy eye.
- 484
- 00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:39,196
- Come on.
- These girls are dogs.
- 485
- 00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:42,166
- And you don't smell
- like shit.
- 486
- 00:26:44,570 --> 00:26:46,036
- Can I go get an ice pop?
- 487
- 00:26:46,472 --> 00:26:47,471
- Yeah.
- 488
- 00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:11,729
- Do you want a makeover?
- 489
- 00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:13,897
- No, thanks.
- 490
- 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,166
- What do you mean,
- no, thanks?
- 491
- 00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:19,169
- Just... no, thanks.
- I'm not interested.
- 492
- 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,605
- You're gonna get
- a makeover.
- 493
- 00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:23,240
- No. Please.
- 494
- 00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:25,509
- It'll be fun.
- 495
- 00:27:25,511 --> 00:27:28,112
- What is this?
- Self-tanner.
- 496
- 00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:30,514
- I don't need to be tan.
- I'm an indoor kid.
- 497
- 00:27:30,516 --> 00:27:31,915
- We're gonna change that.
- 498
- 00:27:33,786 --> 00:27:35,352
- Don't eat it.
- Don't eat it.
- 499
- 00:27:36,022 --> 00:27:38,088
- I'm just gonna clean up...
- 500
- 00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:40,124
- I'm gonna clean up
- a few stragglers.
- 501
- 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:42,626
- Um, yeah, I don't...
- I don't...
- 502
- 00:27:42,628 --> 00:27:44,261
- It's fine. You'll thank me.
- 503
- 00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:46,030
- Okay, here we go.
- Here we go. Okay.
- 504
- 00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:49,099
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Why would you do that?
- 505
- 00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:51,201
- [laughs]
- Why are you laughing?
- 506
- 00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:53,771
- Just... Shh.
- I'm shutting it down!
- 507
- 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:55,372
- I like this one.
- 508
- 00:27:57,476 --> 00:27:58,876
- No, no.
- That's deodorant.
- 509
- 00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:00,544
- Did you buy
- all this stuff?
- 510
- 00:28:00,546 --> 00:28:03,047
- Yeah. Yeah,
- when I started making a lot of money,
- 511
- 00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:06,450
- I fell pretty hard
- into consumerism.
- 512
- 00:28:06,452 --> 00:28:09,286
- This is my warrior's cloak.
- I got it from Lord Keith
- 513
- 00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:11,288
- at Medieval Times
- on my birthday.
- 514
- 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,957
- This is my weapons of nature
- collection.
- 515
- 00:28:15,961 --> 00:28:17,261
- This one defeats demons.
- 516
- 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:19,830
- [howls]
- 517
- 00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:21,198
- [Kate]
- It just happens.
- 518
- 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,401
- You can either eat
- and have a nice face,
- 519
- 00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:28,405
- or you have a tight ass and
- you look like the Crypt Keeper.
- 520
- 00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:31,041
- Not now, but someday,
- you're gonna have to pick.
- 521
- 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,811
- It's either your face
- or your ass.
- 522
- 00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:38,048
- [Kate] This is
- my dating profile.
- 523
- 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:40,751
- I'm not on it that often.
- This is why.
- 524
- 00:28:40,753 --> 00:28:41,985
- Ugh.
- 525
- 00:28:41,987 --> 00:28:43,287
- How's it look?
- 526
- 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:46,824
- [Kate] Oh, wow.
- 527
- 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,260
- Maybe I should use some more
- to balance it out.
- 528
- 00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:53,263
- Please don't.
- Get in the shower. Scrub.
- 529
- 00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:56,200
- The thing is, with bullies,
- you just gotta fight back.
- 530
- 00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:59,069
- Fight back, or they're
- gonna keep going.
- 531
- 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,505
- [grunts]
- You gotta fight back.
- 532
- 00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:05,109
- Fight back and take down
- those lazy-eyed bitches. Ha!
- 533
- 00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:08,112
- I could put a spell on them
- so they become wolves.
- 534
- 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:12,182
- Maybe. I think if you want
- to get off the shit list,
- 535
- 00:29:12,184 --> 00:29:14,284
- you're gonna have to stop
- turning magic tricks.
- 536
- 00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:16,587
- Magic is my passion.
- 537
- 00:29:21,894 --> 00:29:23,594
- [school bell rings]
- 538
- 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:33,637
- Hyah!
- [grunts]
- 539
- 00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:45,616
- Hey, Dan.
- 540
- 00:29:46,752 --> 00:29:47,918
- How's it going?
- 541
- 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,486
- Good. How are you?
- 542
- 00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:51,054
- Good.
- 543
- 00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:54,892
- How's everything going
- with... Lucas?
- 544
- 00:29:55,761 --> 00:29:58,395
- It's Liam.
- And he's doing fine.
- 545
- 00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:01,732
- So all the counseling stuff
- worked out?
- 546
- 00:30:01,734 --> 00:30:03,567
- Yeah, it actually did.
- 547
- 00:30:03,569 --> 00:30:04,835
- Thank you for asking.
- 548
- 00:30:04,837 --> 00:30:07,104
- We had a few families
- move away,
- 549
- 00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:09,072
- and things seem to have
- calmed down now.
- 550
- 00:30:09,074 --> 00:30:10,641
- So it's a relief.
- 551
- 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:13,477
- Good.
- Yeah.
- 552
- 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,612
- So do you have to go around
- and meet all the new families
- 553
- 00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:18,015
- that move into the neighborhood?
- What do you mean?
- 554
- 00:30:18,017 --> 00:30:21,351
- You know, like when someone in your
- situation moves into the neighborhood,
- 555
- 00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:23,020
- they have to go introduce
- themselves to all the--
- 556
- 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:25,956
- My son is not
- a sex offender.
- 557
- 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:29,493
- Good. Good.
- 558
- 00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:31,995
- Hey, Kate, I have those
- projections you asked for.
- 559
- 00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:33,530
- Thank you.
- I'll be right there.
- 560
- 00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:36,366
- Glad to hear things are
- going well, Dan.
- 561
- 00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:39,136
- So... Victus. I've been trying
- to score these guys for months.
- 562
- 00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:41,138
- They're the largest pharma
- company on the east coast.
- 563
- 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:42,372
- [Barb] Hey, Kate?
- Yeah?
- 564
- 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:44,041
- A middle school's
- on the phone.
- 565
- 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:45,442
- Something about
- a Maddie?
- 566
- 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:47,711
- What do they want?
- To talk to you.
- 567
- 00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:48,846
- About what?
- 568
- 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:50,047
- [sighs]
- 569
- 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:52,816
- I didn't ask.
- 570
- 00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:54,718
- Barb, just take a message.
- Okay.
- 571
- 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,888
- I've been trying to get in
- front of these guys for a while.
- 572
- 00:30:57,890 --> 00:31:00,157
- But they're all mostly alcoholics
- going through divorces,
- 573
- 00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:03,660
- so it's been very difficult
- to get anybody on the phone.
- 574
- 00:31:03,662 --> 00:31:07,197
- Um, you know, I'm... Excuse me.
- I just have to run to the restroom.
- 575
- 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:08,699
- Sure.
- Be right back.
- 576
- 00:31:08,701 --> 00:31:11,235
- Get that school back on
- the phone for me right now.
- 577
- 00:31:12,905 --> 00:31:15,239
- [Barb] Got it.
- On line one.
- 578
- 00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:17,808
- Hi. Yeah, I just got a call
- from you guys. What's up?
- 579
- 00:31:17,810 --> 00:31:21,411
- [woman] Hello, we had an incident
- today with Maddie. Can you come in?
- 580
- 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:25,249
- Um, I...
- I can do like, 8:00 or 8:30.
- 581
- 00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:27,184
- No, someone needs
- to come right now.
- 582
- 00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:30,087
- Uh... I mean...
- 583
- 00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:31,622
- I could be there by 1:00.
- 584
- 00:31:33,158 --> 00:31:35,726
- Is she okay? That's fine.
- We'll see you at 1:00.
- 585
- 00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:36,894
- [phone clicks]
- 586
- 00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:38,161
- Okay.
- 587
- 00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:49,339
- Great. Sorry. It's fine.
- I agree with everything you're saying.
- 588
- 00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:51,575
- We have to impress these guys.
- Yes.
- 589
- 00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:54,511
- Which is why I went ahead and scheduled
- a lunch with their SVPs for today.
- 590
- 00:31:55,781 --> 00:31:57,514
- When did you do that?
- Yesterday.
- 591
- 00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:59,349
- Barb said you didn't have anything.
- Is that okay?
- 592
- 00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:01,785
- What time? What time?
- 1:00 p.m.
- 593
- 00:32:01,787 --> 00:32:03,086
- Hmm.
- 594
- 00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:05,455
- Great.
- Great.
- 595
- 00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:08,258
- I figured it was best.
- Not too early, not too late.
- 596
- 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,694
- They won't feel judged
- for drinking.
- 597
- 00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:13,363
- I got a new shirt.
- Do you like it? J.Crew.
- 598
- 00:32:13,866 --> 00:32:15,499
- I used to shop at Old Navy--
- Great.
- 599
- 00:32:31,817 --> 00:32:34,484
- [Erin] I read they have a great Dutch
- baby here. [man] What's a Dutch baby?
- 600
- 00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:37,154
- You've never had a Dutch baby?
- Okay, how do I explain it?
- 601
- 00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:39,323
- I guess it's like,
- soft and fluffy.
- 602
- 00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:41,758
- It's like a pancake that fluffs up.
- Okay.
- 603
- 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,561
- Kind of like a baby.
- And you can put toppings on it, you know?
- 604
- 00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:46,663
- Strawberries, blueberries.
- I hate banana.
- 605
- 00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:49,900
- And you put it in the oven
- and-- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- 606
- 00:32:49,902 --> 00:32:51,501
- I have to use
- the ladies' room.
- 607
- 00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:53,937
- And you put toppings on it,
- like powdered sugar,
- 608
- 00:32:53,939 --> 00:32:55,605
- strawberries, blueberries.
- 609
- 00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:57,307
- Be right back.
- I personally hate bananas.
- 610
- 00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:58,508
- So I would never put it
- on there.
- 611
- 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:00,344
- But it's really
- dealer's choice.
- 612
- 00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:03,146
- In Dutch, I believe
- they call it panneko-ek.
- 613
- 00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:05,148
- Or pannekoke.
- I don't speak Dutch.
- 614
- 00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:14,091
- Is everything okay?
- 615
- 00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:18,095
- No. I'm fucked up.
- 616
- 00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:20,497
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
- 617
- 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,766
- I told the waitress to
- make mine a Coke and water.
- 618
- 00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:24,701
- I read it's a smart trick
- for female executives
- 619
- 00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:27,204
- who don't want to feel ostracized
- by heavy-drinking clients.
- 620
- 00:33:28,307 --> 00:33:31,608
- - Smart.
- - Are you trying to leave right now?
- 621
- 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:34,177
- No. No, I just came out here.
- I needed to get some air.
- 622
- 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:41,051
- Okay. I'm watching my niece
- for the week,
- 623
- 00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:43,120
- and something happened
- at the school.
- 624
- 00:33:43,889 --> 00:33:46,356
- She's... She's strange.
- 625
- 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,191
- You can go
- if you need to.
- 626
- 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:52,496
- - Really?
- - Yeah, it's fine. I can get the check.
- 627
- 00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:55,499
- Thank you. I used to love
- drinking with clients.
- 628
- 00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:58,135
- And now it just makes me
- feel kind of sad.
- 629
- 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,204
- In my heart, you know?
- 630
- 00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:04,041
- No, not really.
- 631
- 00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:06,743
- [woman] What are you doing in my car?
- Get out! [horn honks]
- 632
- 00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:08,879
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Thought you were my Lyft.
- 633
- 00:34:10,682 --> 00:34:13,583
- - Hello. Hi. Are you--
- - Good luck with everything.
- 634
- 00:34:24,596 --> 00:34:25,629
- [groans]
- 635
- 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:38,175
- Hey! What happened?
- Are you okay?
- 636
- 00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:42,813
- What's going on?
- What happened?
- 637
- 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,653
- Sensei Pete?
- 638
- 00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:53,356
- What are you doing here?
- I don't know.
- 639
- 00:34:53,358 --> 00:34:55,459
- I think Maddie has me down
- as her emergency contact,
- 640
- 00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:58,261
- but I don't know
- how she got my phone number.
- 641
- 00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:01,364
- Uh, Kate, I realize
- you're just watching Maddie,
- 642
- 00:35:01,366 --> 00:35:04,034
- but we had an incident
- earlier with bullying.
- 643
- 00:35:04,036 --> 00:35:08,271
- Again? She has got those
- little shits on her tail.
- 644
- 00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:09,539
- This needs to stop.
- 645
- 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,608
- I know Maddie's
- been picked on,
- 646
- 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,144
- but I hope you're not
- encouraging her to fight back.
- 647
- 00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:15,479
- Of course not.
- 648
- 00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:17,814
- Then I'm confused
- 649
- 00:35:17,816 --> 00:35:21,485
- as to why she would
- roundhouse kick Kylie Matthews
- 650
- 00:35:21,487 --> 00:35:24,788
- and call Mackenzie Cohen
- a lazy-eyed bitch
- 651
- 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:28,492
- and then mention something
- about the juggalo code.
- 652
- 00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:31,294
- He teaches her
- that stuff.
- 653
- 00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:33,430
- Uh, Maddie is in
- my martial arts class,
- 654
- 00:35:33,432 --> 00:35:35,565
- and I can assure you
- that we don't promote violence.
- 655
- 00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:37,467
- We just do forward rolls
- and stuff.
- 656
- 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,336
- She physically
- harmed someone.
- 657
- 00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:44,674
- Those girls, they make fun
- of her because she's plump
- 658
- 00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:46,676
- and she fights
- with trees.
- 659
- 00:35:48,413 --> 00:35:52,682
- If you punish her,
- those little shit girls win.
- 660
- 00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:54,351
- Let's not call them
- little shit girls.
- 661
- 00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:55,719
- Then how about
- terrorists?
- 662
- 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:57,854
- Then the terrorists win.
- 663
- 00:35:59,024 --> 00:36:00,724
- Have you been drinking?
- 664
- 00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:03,460
- How dare you?
- 665
- 00:36:03,462 --> 00:36:05,362
- How dare you?
- How... No.
- 666
- 00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:07,464
- I think you have,
- because you stink.
- 667
- 00:36:07,466 --> 00:36:09,866
- Well, I haven't. So, sorry.
- Are we done here?
- 668
- 00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:13,770
- No, not at all. No.
- You need to sign this disciplinary form,
- 669
- 00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:15,372
- and we have to call
- Maddie's mom.
- 670
- 00:36:15,374 --> 00:36:17,641
- Maddie's suspended
- for the rest of the day
- 671
- 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,042
- [gags]
- and tomorrow.
- 672
- 00:36:19,044 --> 00:36:21,678
- [Sensei Pete] Was that puke?
- Are you puking?
- 673
- 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,680
- If you're gonna puke,
- don't just sit there.
- 674
- 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,949
- Get up and go
- into the bathroom.
- 675
- 00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:30,620
- [Kate retching and coughing]
- 676
- 00:36:33,559 --> 00:36:34,925
- I can take them home.
- 677
- 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,899
- Mmm.
- 678
- 00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:45,235
- Feeling better?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- 679
- 00:36:45,237 --> 00:36:48,905
- So, I guess I'm supposed to
- punish you now? Is that it?
- 680
- 00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:50,373
- Can I go play
- Buck Hunter?
- 681
- 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:52,175
- Did you finish
- your Parm?
- 682
- 00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:53,577
- No.
- 683
- 00:36:54,213 --> 00:36:55,412
- Whatever.
- 684
- 00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:01,585
- Look, I didn't want
- to say anything, but, um,
- 685
- 00:37:01,587 --> 00:37:03,687
- a roundhouse kick
- is a really advanced move.
- 686
- 00:37:03,689 --> 00:37:05,922
- And I was really proud
- when I heard that,
- 687
- 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:09,659
- but I couldn't tell her that because,
- you know, she took that kid down.
- 688
- 00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:12,062
- But inside, you were
- kind of like...
- 689
- 00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:14,331
- "Nice."
- 690
- 00:37:14,866 --> 00:37:16,666
- Yeah. Yeah.
- 691
- 00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:20,904
- Look, I know she's
- technically not in my class.
- 692
- 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:24,174
- But I teach a karate expo every
- month in a place in Mahwah.
- 693
- 00:37:24,176 --> 00:37:25,375
- You should bring her.
- 694
- 00:37:25,377 --> 00:37:26,710
- We don't really hang out.
- 695
- 00:37:26,712 --> 00:37:28,612
- It's one Tuesday afternoon.
- 696
- 00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:30,513
- Mm-mm. I gotta work.
- 697
- 00:37:30,515 --> 00:37:32,449
- And I think she prefers
- being alone
- 698
- 00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:34,517
- and making
- weapons of nature
- 699
- 00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:36,286
- and pretending
- that she's a wolf.
- 700
- 00:37:36,288 --> 00:37:40,557
- I don't really think that, um,
- karate can do much for her.
- 701
- 00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:41,858
- It helped me.
- 702
- 00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:44,761
- Yeah. I, um...
- 703
- 00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:46,730
- I had really bad
- social anxiety growing up.
- 704
- 00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:49,366
- And, um,
- I couldn't talk to people.
- 705
- 00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:50,700
- I never left the house.
- 706
- 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:52,836
- You were a hoarder?
- 707
- 00:37:54,206 --> 00:37:56,806
- No. I just...
- I was just shy.
- 708
- 00:37:56,808 --> 00:38:00,810
- I'll talk to her parents about
- getting her a karate outfit.
- 709
- 00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:03,546
- You. You're here every night
- with the kid, right?
- 710
- 00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:05,949
- Mm-hmm. I'm Kate.
- 711
- 00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:08,652
- You feed her too much chicken Parm.
- What?
- 712
- 00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:12,222
- Parm every night is no good.
- You're gonna give her diabetes.
- 713
- 00:38:12,224 --> 00:38:14,391
- You should do salad,
- healthy stuff.
- 714
- 00:38:14,393 --> 00:38:15,725
- It's not right.
- 715
- 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:19,729
- Shit.
- 716
- 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,133
- Okay. So...
- 717
- 00:38:24,670 --> 00:38:26,303
- technically,
- you are suspended
- 718
- 00:38:26,305 --> 00:38:27,837
- and you should not be
- enjoying this.
- 719
- 00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:30,507
- But those girls suck.
- So let's compromise.
- 720
- 00:38:30,509 --> 00:38:32,008
- What were you planning
- on doing today?
- 721
- 00:38:33,345 --> 00:38:35,679
- Watch TV,
- practice my back kicks,
- 722
- 00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:37,647
- look up woolly mammoths.
- 723
- 00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,416
- Maybe just one hour
- of TV?
- 724
- 00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:42,052
- Seems fair.
- 725
- 00:38:43,322 --> 00:38:45,355
- Do not order
- from the pizza place.
- 726
- 00:38:45,357 --> 00:38:47,357
- That guy thinks
- I'm neglecting you.
- 727
- 00:38:47,359 --> 00:38:49,426
- You can get Chinese
- instead.
- 728
- 00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:51,027
- And when does
- your cleaning lady come?
- 729
- 00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:52,662
- What?
- 730
- 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:55,598
- [spattering]
- 731
- 00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:00,270
- Your brother's
- on line one.
- 732
- 00:39:00,272 --> 00:39:01,705
- Got it.
- [beep]
- 733
- 00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:05,875
- Joseph, we really need
- to talk about your daughter.
- 734
- 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:07,677
- [Cheryl] Oh, my God.
- What? What's wrong?
- 735
- 00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:11,815
- Ju...
- Nothing. Nothing.
- 736
- 00:39:11,817 --> 00:39:13,550
- I have a missed call from the school.
- Is everything okay?
- 737
- 00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:15,719
- It's... It's just
- that I thought...
- 738
- 00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:19,189
- We thought that Maddie
- had gotten her period.
- 739
- 00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:21,624
- But it turns out that
- she just sat in ketchup.
- 740
- 00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:23,893
- So we laughed about it.
- 741
- 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:27,464
- - What?
- - [chuckling] What's up?
- 742
- 00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:29,833
- Is Maddie ready
- for the dance tomorrow?
- 743
- 00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:32,168
- Yes. Oh, good.
- And you got her a dress?
- 744
- 00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:33,737
- Yep, she's good to go.
- 745
- 00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:35,205
- Well,
- what did she pick out?
- 746
- 00:39:36,742 --> 00:39:39,142
- Sequins.
- Sequins?
- 747
- 00:39:39,144 --> 00:39:41,811
- Yeah.
- Well, that sounds ridiculous.
- 748
- 00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:43,580
- No, it's actually
- very flattering.
- 749
- 00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:45,215
- She really needs
- to go to this dance--
- 750
- 00:39:45,217 --> 00:39:46,916
- I'm just pulling up into work.
- [continues speaking]
- 751
- 00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:49,185
- So I will talk to you guys later.
- Okay? Bye.
- 752
- 00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:50,653
- Fuck!
- 753
- 00:39:50,655 --> 00:39:53,890
- - [Cheryl] What?
- - Just... fuck!
- 754
- 00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:56,259
- Maddie's gonna look
- so good in her dress!
- 755
- 00:39:57,596 --> 00:39:59,829
- Hang up.
- [banging on desk]
- 756
- 00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:01,097
- [sighs]
- 757
- 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:03,099
- I'm so sorry. I swear
- it was Joe. It was.
- 758
- 00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:05,268
- It's fine. It's fine, Barb.
- It's not you.
- 759
- 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:09,773
- Um, also, do you think I
- could leave by 5:00 today?
- 760
- 00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:13,510
- Why? Um, well,
- it's actually my birthday.
- 761
- 00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:14,911
- Happy birthday.
- 762
- 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,379
- My brother made
- dinner reservations,
- 763
- 00:40:16,381 --> 00:40:17,847
- but he made them
- on the earlier side,
- 764
- 00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:19,582
- and I was hoping
- I could beat traffic.
- 765
- 00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:21,785
- Oh, cool.
- Where are you guys going?
- 766
- 00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:23,286
- Uh, Macaroni Grill.
- 767
- 00:40:23,288 --> 00:40:24,687
- Eww. Why?
- 768
- 00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:29,859
- Because it's
- our favorite restaurant.
- 769
- 00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:39,169
- Yeah.
- 770
- 00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:41,137
- Lemon coconut.
- 771
- 00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:46,109
- Key lime. Let's do
- a salty chocolate caramel.
- 772
- 00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:48,711
- [Kate thinking] Barb,
- you're a good assistant.
- 773
- 00:40:49,314 --> 00:40:52,282
- Sometimes you...
- 774
- 00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:54,884
- screw up.
- 775
- 00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:57,053
- No, that...
- 776
- 00:40:57,055 --> 00:41:01,825
- You didn't... Hear your new
- analyst is really working out.
- 777
- 00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:04,627
- Erin? Yeah, she's fine.
- 778
- 00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:07,030
- Heard about
- that Victus lunch. Wow.
- 779
- 00:41:08,834 --> 00:41:11,901
- What about it? She had a
- four-hour lunch with those guys.
- 780
- 00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:14,804
- Very impressive.
- They're notoriously impossible.
- 781
- 00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:16,840
- She had a four-hour lunch
- with those guys?
- 782
- 00:41:16,842 --> 00:41:20,677
- Oh, yeah. Everybody upstairs
- is talking about it.
- 783
- 00:41:32,624 --> 00:41:34,023
- And we might go
- to one of those places
- 784
- 00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:35,692
- where you have a glass
- of wine and paint.
- 785
- 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:38,127
- I'm feeling naughty,
- so I might have two.
- 786
- 00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:39,829
- Who knows, though?
- It's my birthday.
- 787
- 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,364
- Happy birthday, Barb.
- 788
- 00:41:41,366 --> 00:41:43,099
- Thank you for all
- that you do.
- 789
- 00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:46,769
- [door slams]
- 790
- 00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:48,238
- Aww.
- 791
- 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,507
- Look.
- 792
- 00:41:50,509 --> 00:41:51,708
- [tweeting]
- He real great, man.
- 793
- 00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:53,443
- He's down with the clown,
- man.
- 794
- 00:41:53,445 --> 00:41:56,112
- Oh, man. I don't know if
- he could be a juggalo, man.
- 795
- 00:41:56,114 --> 00:41:57,780
- What are you talking about?
- He's crazy.
- 796
- 00:41:57,782 --> 00:42:00,350
- You can't paint his face.
- He's missing an eye.
- 797
- 00:42:00,352 --> 00:42:02,318
- You ever heard of
- the term "cool cat"?
- 798
- 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,821
- [holds note] That's the
- definition of a cool cat, man.
- 799
- 00:42:04,823 --> 00:42:06,356
- He could be a juggalo,
- man.
- 800
- 00:42:08,493 --> 00:42:10,293
- [spitting]
- [Baby Joker] Ohh!
- 801
- 00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:12,962
- [spitting continues]
- 802
- 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:15,698
- Oh, man,
- you gotta do that.
- 803
- 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:18,668
- Ooh! [laughs]
- Shit!
- 804
- 00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,136
- Oh, no!
- 805
- 00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:21,571
- Know what's good for you?
- What?
- 806
- 00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:23,072
- Sauerkraut.
- Sauerkraut?
- 807
- 00:42:23,074 --> 00:42:24,707
- Yeah.
- Like a hot dog topping?
- 808
- 00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:26,042
- Nah, the side.
- 809
- 00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:27,744
- Toppings can't be
- sides, man.
- 810
- 00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:29,579
- But that one's a side.
- It's a side in Germany.
- 811
- 00:42:29,581 --> 00:42:31,714
- [scoffs] What you
- know about Germany?
- 812
- 00:42:31,716 --> 00:42:34,751
- Hey! Maddie!
- What are you doing?
- 813
- 00:42:34,753 --> 00:42:36,553
- Oh, shit.
- Your grandma's here.
- 814
- 00:42:36,555 --> 00:42:38,655
- - What are you doing?
- - Just hanging out.
- 815
- 00:42:38,657 --> 00:42:41,524
- That's Evil Eddie, Scummer Steve.
- And you know Baby Joker.
- 816
- 00:42:41,526 --> 00:42:44,661
- You told me you were gonna be
- at home working on your kicks.
- 817
- 00:42:44,663 --> 00:42:45,862
- She was working
- on her kicks here.
- 818
- 00:42:45,864 --> 00:42:47,263
- [cat meows]
- What is that?
- 819
- 00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:49,265
- It's a cat we found
- behind the Dumpster.
- 820
- 00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:51,534
- - His name is Fartosaurus.
- - [Steve] Yeah.
- 821
- 00:42:51,536 --> 00:42:53,503
- Is it okay?
- Hell yeah.
- 822
- 00:42:53,505 --> 00:42:57,473
- Fartosaurus is a down-ass cat.
- Whoop, whoop! Meow, meow!
- 823
- 00:42:58,243 --> 00:43:01,010
- Maddie, let's go.
- Hey, man, that school's bullshit.
- 824
- 00:43:01,012 --> 00:43:02,545
- Come on, those girls
- are mad bitches.
- 825
- 00:43:02,547 --> 00:43:04,781
- Maddie, she shouldn't
- even go there.
- 826
- 00:43:04,783 --> 00:43:05,949
- Yeah.
- Maddie, get in the car.
- 827
- 00:43:05,951 --> 00:43:08,451
- Hey.
- Maddie, let's go. Come on.
- 828
- 00:43:09,621 --> 00:43:11,287
- Come on. Stop that.
- 829
- 00:43:11,289 --> 00:43:13,289
- [Steve] Better not grab this thing.
- Get... No.
- 830
- 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:16,125
- Get in the car. Smack her with that.
- Smack her with...
- 831
- 00:43:16,127 --> 00:43:17,160
- You put that...
- 832
- 00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:19,062
- Hey, my recorder.
- 833
- 00:43:19,064 --> 00:43:21,531
- [Baby Joker] Hey, that's
- his legendary recorder, man.
- 834
- 00:43:21,533 --> 00:43:23,266
- Get in the car.
- 835
- 00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:25,969
- You told me you'd be home.
- You lied to me.
- 836
- 00:43:25,971 --> 00:43:27,470
- I wanted to see my family.
- 837
- 00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:30,640
- Those kids are not your family.
- Those kids are freaks.
- 838
- 00:43:30,642 --> 00:43:32,108
- Well, they like me.
- So if they're freaks,
- 839
- 00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:33,876
- I guess I'm a freak, too.
- 840
- 00:43:36,481 --> 00:43:37,547
- Get in the car.
- 841
- 00:43:37,549 --> 00:43:38,982
- Where are we going?
- 842
- 00:43:38,984 --> 00:43:41,050
- We're gonna get you
- a dress for the dance.
- 843
- 00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:43,186
- Whoop, whoop!
- 844
- 00:43:45,824 --> 00:43:48,091
- What about this, huh?
- This is great, right?
- 845
- 00:43:48,093 --> 00:43:51,094
- - This stuff is all stupid.
- - You know what?
- 846
- 00:43:51,096 --> 00:43:53,596
- Some girls never even get to go
- shopping because they're poor.
- 847
- 00:43:53,598 --> 00:43:54,797
- So you should be happy.
- 848
- 00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:56,833
- Why would that
- make me happy?
- 849
- 00:43:56,835 --> 00:43:58,401
- It just makes me sad
- those kids are poor.
- 850
- 00:43:58,403 --> 00:44:00,436
- [girl] Ugh!
- You're not listening to me!
- 851
- 00:44:00,438 --> 00:44:02,405
- You said we were coming here
- to get dresses.
- 852
- 00:44:02,407 --> 00:44:04,007
- I need them all!
- 853
- 00:44:04,009 --> 00:44:05,508
- Can I get a pretzel dog?
- 854
- 00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:07,343
- Not until you
- pick something.
- 855
- 00:44:07,345 --> 00:44:09,612
- But I'm hungry, and I can't
- make decisions when I'm hungry.
- 856
- 00:44:09,614 --> 00:44:11,848
- Okay, so we'll go get dinner afterwards.
- What do you want?
- 857
- 00:44:12,784 --> 00:44:13,983
- Chicken Parm.
- No.
- 858
- 00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:16,819
- You can't eat that
- every night.
- 859
- 00:44:16,821 --> 00:44:18,421
- You have to try
- something else.
- 860
- 00:44:18,423 --> 00:44:20,823
- Fine. Chicken Parm hero.
- 861
- 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:23,693
- [girl] But, Mom, I need all these dresses!
- Stop ruining my life!
- 862
- 00:44:23,695 --> 00:44:25,928
- I am not saying it
- again. No.
- 863
- 00:44:25,930 --> 00:44:27,664
- You are such a dumb bitch!
- 864
- 00:44:27,666 --> 00:44:29,332
- No! You're not
- getting all three.
- 865
- 00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:31,367
- Your mother's been saying
- that for the last 30 minutes,
- 866
- 00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:33,603
- so stop being such a
- little shit and pick one.
- 867
- 00:44:33,605 --> 00:44:35,104
- Nobody here likes you!
- 868
- 00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:42,378
- Let's go. Let's go.
- 869
- 00:44:43,314 --> 00:44:45,314
- I think she's
- getting security.
- 870
- 00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:46,549
- I like this.
- 871
- 00:44:47,619 --> 00:44:50,219
- That's a pantsuit.
- Mm-hmm.
- 872
- 00:44:50,221 --> 00:44:52,255
- I already lied and told your
- mother I got you a dress.
- 873
- 00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:55,858
- I don't want to wear a dress!
- 874
- 00:44:56,361 --> 00:44:57,560
- Oh!
- 875
- 00:44:57,562 --> 00:44:59,028
- What are you doing?
- 876
- 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:01,831
- I don't like girls' clothes.
- 877
- 00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:03,800
- Sometimes I don't feel
- like a girl at all.
- 878
- 00:45:03,802 --> 00:45:05,802
- Sometimes
- I feel like a wolf.
- 879
- 00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:08,738
- So you want
- the pantsuit?
- 880
- 00:45:08,740 --> 00:45:10,473
- [funk music playing]
- 881
- 00:45:26,991 --> 00:45:29,992
- Would you be okay if I
- stepped out for a minute?
- 882
- 00:45:36,201 --> 00:45:38,267
- Wait. Let me
- show you something.
- 883
- 00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:39,302
- Okay.
- 884
- 00:45:40,538 --> 00:45:41,604
- Pick a hand.
- 885
- 00:45:46,377 --> 00:45:47,477
- Dang it.
- 886
- 00:45:48,446 --> 00:45:49,445
- All right.
- 887
- 00:45:50,115 --> 00:45:51,347
- Keep working on it.
- 888
- 00:46:03,762 --> 00:46:05,928
- - Kate.
- - Hey, Dan.
- 889
- 00:46:10,301 --> 00:46:11,734
- Can I come in?
- 890
- 00:46:11,736 --> 00:46:13,736
- Uh, sure.
- 891
- 00:46:13,738 --> 00:46:15,438
- Would you like
- something to drink?
- 892
- 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:16,739
- Um, red wine?
- 893
- 00:46:16,741 --> 00:46:18,207
- We don't have any wine.
- 894
- 00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:19,642
- Okay, then nothing.
- 895
- 00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:21,477
- Okay.
- 896
- 00:46:22,647 --> 00:46:23,980
- What's up?
- 897
- 00:46:23,982 --> 00:46:26,816
- Um, this weird thing
- happened
- 898
- 00:46:26,818 --> 00:46:28,284
- with my niece earlier.
- 899
- 00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:30,319
- We were at the mall,
- and she just...
- 900
- 00:46:30,321 --> 00:46:31,721
- [purring]
- 901
- 00:46:31,723 --> 00:46:33,122
- ...started...
- 902
- 00:46:35,426 --> 00:46:36,826
- Is he gonna be okay
- with that?
- 903
- 00:46:36,828 --> 00:46:38,227
- With what?
- 904
- 00:46:38,229 --> 00:46:39,662
- With the cat.
- I mean, doesn't he...
- 905
- 00:46:40,732 --> 00:46:43,432
- Kate. What do you want?
- 906
- 00:46:43,434 --> 00:46:46,669
- Okay. Um, I don't know
- enough about this,
- 907
- 00:46:46,671 --> 00:46:49,138
- but I think that she may be
- having some identity issues.
- 908
- 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:52,508
- And her parents aren't the
- best people to handle it.
- 909
- 00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:56,946
- [exhales deeply] Are you sure
- he's gonna be okay with that cat?
- 910
- 00:46:56,948 --> 00:46:58,114
- - You don't think he's being--
- - Uh, buddy?
- 911
- 00:46:58,116 --> 00:46:59,649
- Could you put Fluffy
- upstairs?
- 912
- 00:46:59,651 --> 00:47:01,150
- [cat whimpers]
- 913
- 00:47:02,821 --> 00:47:04,086
- Hey.
- 914
- 00:47:05,023 --> 00:47:06,489
- Here.
- He's adorable.
- 915
- 00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:08,424
- This is the counselor
- we took Liam to.
- 916
- 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,861
- Thanks. He seems
- totally normal.
- 917
- 00:47:11,863 --> 00:47:14,664
- He is normal.
- That's my other son, Mark.
- 918
- 00:47:17,302 --> 00:47:18,267
- Oh.
- 919
- 00:47:19,037 --> 00:47:20,570
- You're a real dick, Kate.
- 920
- 00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:22,605
- Got it.
- 921
- 00:47:23,474 --> 00:47:24,574
- Thanks for the card.
- 922
- 00:47:25,109 --> 00:47:26,943
- [Dan] Hey. Hey.
- 923
- 00:47:28,313 --> 00:47:31,781
- Look, just so you know,
- I did everything right with Liam,
- 924
- 00:47:31,783 --> 00:47:33,382
- and he still has issues.
- 925
- 00:47:33,384 --> 00:47:35,551
- So be careful, or you're
- gonna screw this up.
- 926
- 00:47:37,989 --> 00:47:39,121
- Good luck.
- 927
- 00:48:11,189 --> 00:48:14,156
- ♪ The sun and the moon
- And even Mars... ♪
- 928
- 00:48:14,158 --> 00:48:15,458
- [knock on door]
- 929
- 00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:19,161
- Hey.
- Hey.
- 930
- 00:48:19,898 --> 00:48:21,063
- Can I come in?
- 931
- 00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:23,666
- You may enter.
- 932
- 00:48:23,668 --> 00:48:26,435
- ♪ Everything
- You believed in as kids ♪
- 933
- 00:48:26,437 --> 00:48:28,337
- ♪ Fuckin' rainbows... ♪
- 934
- 00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:30,406
- Sensei Pete
- was really impressed
- 935
- 00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:32,608
- with your roundhouse kick
- the other day.
- 936
- 00:48:34,112 --> 00:48:36,178
- But next time,
- don't do it to a girl.
- 937
- 00:48:36,714 --> 00:48:37,847
- Okay.
- 938
- 00:48:37,849 --> 00:48:39,448
- Can I show you something?
- 939
- 00:48:41,019 --> 00:48:42,218
- [turns music off]
- 940
- 00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:44,420
- [Kate]
- I found this downstairs.
- 941
- 00:48:44,422 --> 00:48:46,122
- This is me.
- 942
- 00:48:46,124 --> 00:48:49,091
- And this is your dad
- when we were kids.
- 943
- 00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:50,626
- You looked like me.
- 944
- 00:48:51,796 --> 00:48:53,029
- Yeah.
- 945
- 00:48:54,198 --> 00:48:55,631
- It was my tenth birthday.
- 946
- 00:48:55,633 --> 00:48:58,534
- And I really wanted
- to have a sleepover party.
- 947
- 00:48:58,536 --> 00:49:00,736
- But our parents would openly
- fight, so it was always a gamble
- 948
- 00:49:00,738 --> 00:49:03,306
- whether or not
- we could have friends over.
- 949
- 00:49:03,308 --> 00:49:07,143
- That, and they'd rent these really inappropriate
- movies and never send anybody to bed.
- 950
- 00:49:07,145 --> 00:49:10,313
- I think the entire neighborhood
- watched The Crying Game at our house.
- 951
- 00:49:10,315 --> 00:49:12,281
- And a week later,
- nobody was allowed back.
- 952
- 00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:17,153
- So, your dad and I,
- we spent a lot of time by ourselves.
- 953
- 00:49:17,155 --> 00:49:20,723
- I mean, I don't even talk
- to my dad anymore.
- 954
- 00:49:24,495 --> 00:49:25,578
- Kate?
- 955
- 00:49:25,579 --> 00:49:26,662
- I really don't want to go
- to the dance tomorrow.
- 956
- 00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:29,899
- I promise I'll tell
- Mom and Dad you took me.
- 957
- 00:49:29,901 --> 00:49:33,336
- Just... please
- don't make me go.
- 958
- 00:49:35,006 --> 00:49:36,238
- Okay.
- 959
- 00:49:38,109 --> 00:49:39,408
- You don't have to go.
- 960
- 00:49:56,294 --> 00:49:57,426
- [Kate] Wait, Maddie.
- 961
- 00:49:58,629 --> 00:49:59,595
- Maddie.
- 962
- 00:50:00,131 --> 00:50:01,597
- I made you lunch.
- 963
- 00:50:01,599 --> 00:50:03,332
- Thanks.
- 964
- 00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:05,935
- You want me to come back
- at lunch?
- 965
- 00:50:05,937 --> 00:50:07,436
- Why?
- I don't know.
- 966
- 00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:10,006
- You can... eat in my car.
- 967
- 00:50:10,008 --> 00:50:12,008
- Eat in your car? No.
- 968
- 00:50:12,010 --> 00:50:15,611
- Do you want to just skip today?
- But I have a history test.
- 969
- 00:50:15,613 --> 00:50:17,880
- So, you can do whatever.
- You can take it next week.
- 970
- 00:50:17,882 --> 00:50:19,448
- But I know everything now.
- 971
- 00:50:21,019 --> 00:50:22,284
- You gonna be okay?
- 972
- 00:50:23,121 --> 00:50:24,453
- Yeah. Why are you
- being so weird?
- 973
- 00:50:24,455 --> 00:50:25,654
- I'm not being so weird.
- 974
- 00:50:25,656 --> 00:50:27,456
- Stop being
- such a little bitch.
- 975
- 00:50:29,193 --> 00:50:30,593
- Have a good day.
- 976
- 00:50:40,905 --> 00:50:42,872
- [coffee machine clanking]
- 977
- 00:50:49,647 --> 00:50:52,048
- Hey, Kate,
- did you see my e-mail?
- 978
- 00:50:52,050 --> 00:50:54,316
- No. But do you want
- to cut out
- 979
- 00:50:54,318 --> 00:50:56,352
- and go to that Thai massage
- place down the street?
- 980
- 00:50:56,354 --> 00:50:59,889
- I won't tell anybody.
- Those ladies are really strong.
- 981
- 00:50:59,891 --> 00:51:05,327
- Um, actually,
- I e-mailed over the Victus pitch.
- 982
- 00:51:05,329 --> 00:51:07,363
- It's at 8:00
- at Ciccolo's.
- 983
- 00:51:07,365 --> 00:51:09,532
- What?
- Management's flying in.
- 984
- 00:51:09,534 --> 00:51:11,600
- Um, okay.
- 985
- 00:51:11,602 --> 00:51:13,502
- I'll go put something together
- right now.
- 986
- 00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:18,074
- Actually, Kate,
- I'm gonna take this one.
- 987
- 00:51:18,076 --> 00:51:19,842
- Ha! Yeah, sure.
- 988
- 00:51:19,844 --> 00:51:22,111
- No, I am. I e-mailed Henry,
- and he said it was fine.
- 989
- 00:51:22,113 --> 00:51:24,346
- You e-mailed my boss
- behind my back?
- 990
- 00:51:24,348 --> 00:51:26,449
- You were out getting cupcakes
- for someone's birthday.
- 991
- 00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:28,451
- Yeah, I was.
- I was getting cupcakes for Barb.
- 992
- 00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:30,619
- Because she has nothing.
- 993
- 00:51:30,621 --> 00:51:32,521
- Except an adult brother
- who lives with her
- 994
- 00:51:32,523 --> 00:51:35,124
- and then takes her to eat
- at sad-as-fuck Macaroni Grill.
- 995
- 00:51:35,126 --> 00:51:38,928
- Do you know who moves in with their
- sisters at 43? Serial killers.
- 996
- 00:51:38,930 --> 00:51:41,464
- So excuse me for trying
- to do something nice for Barb
- 997
- 00:51:41,466 --> 00:51:44,300
- because her brother
- is a fucking serial killer!
- 998
- 00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:46,969
- My brother's
- a fucking quadriplegic!
- 999
- 00:51:46,971 --> 00:51:50,840
- He has to blow in a little tube
- just to move around, you bitch!
- 1000
- 00:51:54,045 --> 00:51:55,811
- Do you see what you just did?
- 1001
- 00:51:55,813 --> 00:51:57,880
- I'm just doing my job.
- You're the one that's checked out.
- 1002
- 00:51:57,882 --> 00:52:00,249
- I am not checked out.
- I'm having a really tough week.
- 1003
- 00:52:00,251 --> 00:52:02,418
- I've got a kid who's trying
- to be a juggalo.
- 1004
- 00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:04,320
- Do you know what that's like?
- No, you wouldn't.
- 1005
- 00:52:04,322 --> 00:52:07,256
- Because you're in your twenties.
- And yo do things like go to brunch
- 1006
- 00:52:07,258 --> 00:52:09,125
- - and drink energy drinks.
- - So?
- 1007
- 00:52:09,127 --> 00:52:13,496
- It is hard for adults who have
- families and responsibilities.
- 1008
- 00:52:13,498 --> 00:52:16,565
- Things just happen.
- So have a little decency
- 1009
- 00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:18,434
- before you jump
- on someone's job
- 1010
- 00:52:18,436 --> 00:52:21,570
- that they've been working for
- their entire life!
- 1011
- 00:52:27,612 --> 00:52:29,512
- I was just taking
- your advice.
- 1012
- 00:52:30,248 --> 00:52:31,413
- Is that my shirt?
- 1013
- 00:52:32,183 --> 00:52:34,150
- Yeah. I got it on sale.
- 1014
- 00:52:34,152 --> 00:52:36,418
- You are not getting
- that account.
- 1015
- 00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:39,188
- [shutter clicks]
- Ciccolo's? 8:00?
- 1016
- 00:52:39,190 --> 00:52:40,890
- I will be at that pitch.
- 1017
- 00:52:42,293 --> 00:52:45,027
- [Joe] Hey, Kate.
- Just a dad reminder.
- 1018
- 00:52:45,029 --> 00:52:47,930
- Letting you know Maddie has her dance
- tonight. So if you could drop her off...
- 1019
- 00:52:47,932 --> 00:52:50,432
- Cheryl said you got her
- a sequined dress?
- 1020
- 00:52:50,434 --> 00:52:51,600
- Oh, that's cool.
- 1021
- 00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:56,305
- Hey, Kate.
- You got a sec?
- 1022
- 00:52:56,307 --> 00:52:58,274
- Actually, I don't.
- I'm really in a hurry.
- 1023
- 00:52:58,276 --> 00:53:01,310
- I just kind of need your help getting
- Maddie out of the bounce house.
- 1024
- 00:53:01,312 --> 00:53:03,112
- She's playing
- a little rough.
- 1025
- 00:53:03,114 --> 00:53:05,548
- It's a fucking
- bounce house, Jill.
- 1026
- 00:53:05,550 --> 00:53:07,650
- Well, it's ages four to six,
- 1027
- 00:53:07,652 --> 00:53:09,785
- and she's kind of taking
- the bounce out of it.
- 1028
- 00:53:09,787 --> 00:53:12,721
- And it's not as fun for the
- other kids if the bounce is gone.
- 1029
- 00:53:13,891 --> 00:53:15,858
- Fine. Fine.
- 1030
- 00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:17,993
- Maddie? See?
- I got all these moms looking at me.
- 1031
- 00:53:17,995 --> 00:53:20,029
- Maddie?
- Come on, let's go.
- 1032
- 00:53:20,031 --> 00:53:21,730
- Let's go.
- Why?
- 1033
- 00:53:21,732 --> 00:53:23,332
- Because I'm late
- for a meeting,
- 1034
- 00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:25,067
- and she doesn't
- want you here.
- 1035
- 00:53:25,069 --> 00:53:27,503
- And you're ruining the party
- for all of these grown women.
- 1036
- 00:53:27,505 --> 00:53:30,406
- Okay. Hey. I know you.
- You think you're hot shit.
- 1037
- 00:53:30,408 --> 00:53:32,241
- You probably think
- my life is small.
- 1038
- 00:53:32,243 --> 00:53:34,577
- But I have a husband,
- I have a home,
- 1039
- 00:53:34,579 --> 00:53:37,913
- - and I have four priceless children!
- - Okay.
- 1040
- 00:53:37,915 --> 00:53:40,182
- You think you're all cool
- 'cause you got some fancy job?
- 1041
- 00:53:40,184 --> 00:53:42,751
- And you speed through here
- with your fancy frickin' car.
- 1042
- 00:53:42,753 --> 00:53:44,253
- What are you wearing,
- a thong?
- 1043
- 00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:45,754
- You got a thong
- under there?
- 1044
- 00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:48,390
- You're selfish and you're
- gonna hurt somebody.
- 1045
- 00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:49,592
- You don't belong
- around children.
- 1046
- 00:53:49,594 --> 00:53:51,493
- You belong in
- an airport wine bar.
- 1047
- 00:53:51,495 --> 00:53:53,028
- You're right. I do. I do.
- Whatever.
- 1048
- 00:53:53,030 --> 00:53:55,264
- - Hey, Maddie, come on.
- - No, absolutely not.
- 1049
- 00:53:55,266 --> 00:53:57,366
- I'm sorry. You had a good time.
- Now it's time to go.
- 1050
- 00:53:57,368 --> 00:53:59,235
- Maddie, you stay in there!
- Oh, my God.
- 1051
- 00:53:59,237 --> 00:54:01,770
- Maddie?
- Bounce, Maddie! Play!
- 1052
- 00:54:01,772 --> 00:54:03,606
- - Maddie, if-- You are a bitch!
- - Leave her alone!
- 1053
- 00:54:03,608 --> 00:54:05,708
- - Maddie, bounce!
- - [Jill] Bitch!
- 1054
- 00:54:05,710 --> 00:54:07,509
- - You're a crazy bi--
- - Maddie, stay in there.
- 1055
- 00:54:07,511 --> 00:54:09,245
- Aah!
- [screams]
- 1056
- 00:54:09,247 --> 00:54:10,512
- My baby!
- 1057
- 00:54:11,048 --> 00:54:12,281
- [gasping] Oh!
- 1058
- 00:54:12,283 --> 00:54:14,450
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
- 1059
- 00:54:14,452 --> 00:54:16,919
- Why would you...
- Uhh! Ohh!
- 1060
- 00:54:16,921 --> 00:54:18,554
- Oh, shit.
- Ow! Ow!
- 1061
- 00:54:18,556 --> 00:54:20,956
- Ow! Ow!
- Oh, my God!
- 1062
- 00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:22,091
- Oh, my God!
- 1063
- 00:54:22,093 --> 00:54:23,959
- Ow! Pull it up!
- 1064
- 00:54:23,961 --> 00:54:26,428
- Stupid.
- [Jill sobbing]
- 1065
- 00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:29,098
- I'm so sorry. Shit.
- 1066
- 00:54:30,301 --> 00:54:33,602
- What is wrong with you?
- Psychopath!
- 1067
- 00:54:35,473 --> 00:54:36,805
- Come on, honey.
- 1068
- 00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:42,378
- Don't worry.
- I won't tell my mom.
- 1069
- 00:54:42,380 --> 00:54:43,812
- Get in the car.
- 1070
- 00:54:43,814 --> 00:54:45,981
- Are we getting dinner?
- Get in the car!
- 1071
- 00:54:56,827 --> 00:54:59,161
- Wait. Wait.
- Why are we here?
- 1072
- 00:54:59,163 --> 00:55:01,630
- Your parents are gonna pick
- you up after the dance.
- 1073
- 00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:05,734
- No, Kate. Please don't make
- me go in there. I can't.
- 1074
- 00:55:05,736 --> 00:55:07,303
- I have a meeting, so...
- 1075
- 00:55:07,305 --> 00:55:11,273
- I'll do anything. I'll...
- I'll let you pluck my eyebrows.
- 1076
- 00:55:11,275 --> 00:55:13,309
- Go inside.
- Please, Kate.
- 1077
- 00:55:14,111 --> 00:55:16,845
- They're all gonna make fun of me.
- That's not my fault.
- 1078
- 00:55:16,847 --> 00:55:19,481
- Please. I am not your mother.
- This is not my problem.
- 1079
- 00:55:19,483 --> 00:55:21,083
- But I'm in a cape!
- 1080
- 00:55:22,753 --> 00:55:26,021
- If you want to run around
- looking like the Burger King,
- 1081
- 00:55:26,023 --> 00:55:28,090
- then kids are gonna
- make fun of you.
- 1082
- 00:55:28,092 --> 00:55:30,359
- I've spent this entire week
- trying to take care of you
- 1083
- 00:55:30,361 --> 00:55:32,828
- when I should've really been
- trying to take care of myself.
- 1084
- 00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:35,698
- I have no business
- watching kids.
- 1085
- 00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:37,099
- This week was a mistake.
- 1086
- 00:55:37,702 --> 00:55:39,768
- You think that?
- 1087
- 00:55:39,770 --> 00:55:41,704
- Yeah, I do.
- Now get out of my car.
- 1088
- 00:56:06,897 --> 00:56:08,130
- Maddie Beef!
- 1089
- 00:56:32,423 --> 00:56:34,990
- I need a kid!
- Listen, I need a kid.
- 1090
- 00:56:34,992 --> 00:56:37,025
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Whoa, whoa.
- 1091
- 00:56:37,027 --> 00:56:39,428
- My niece, Maddie Stone.
- I need to get her.
- 1092
- 00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:41,964
- Okay, only staff and children
- are allowed inside, so...
- 1093
- 00:56:43,267 --> 00:56:45,100
- Oh! Okay.
- 1094
- 00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:50,072
- Fine, fine, fine!
- 1095
- 00:56:50,074 --> 00:56:51,740
- You go get her.
- Her name is Maddie Stone.
- 1096
- 00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:53,509
- I'm gonna check the list.
- 1097
- 00:56:53,511 --> 00:56:54,676
- Fine.
- 1098
- 00:56:57,782 --> 00:56:59,915
- We couldn't let her in.
- She wasn't wearing formal attire.
- 1099
- 00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:01,784
- - She wasn't in formal attire?
- - Yes.
- 1100
- 00:57:01,786 --> 00:57:03,952
- She was wearing a suit,
- and she was wearing a cape.
- 1101
- 00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:05,921
- I don't know what could be
- more formal than that.
- 1102
- 00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:07,289
- She was wearing
- a costume.
- 1103
- 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:08,757
- The costume ball
- is in October.
- 1104
- 00:57:09,627 --> 00:57:10,959
- And you also let
- those kids in.
- 1105
- 00:57:10,961 --> 00:57:13,128
- She's rubbing his dick.
- 1106
- 00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:15,130
- That doesn't seem
- very formal to me.
- 1107
- 00:57:15,132 --> 00:57:16,331
- Can you go
- stop that?
- 1108
- 00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:18,967
- Look, I'm sorry, okay?
- We called her mother.
- 1109
- 00:57:18,969 --> 00:57:20,602
- You called her mother?
- Yeah.
- 1110
- 00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:23,705
- Real mature.
- 1111
- 00:57:36,554 --> 00:57:37,719
- Maddie!
- 1112
- 00:57:39,490 --> 00:57:40,722
- Maddie!
- 1113
- 00:57:45,329 --> 00:57:46,829
- Maddie, please stop.
- 1114
- 00:57:48,432 --> 00:57:49,631
- Please stop.
- 1115
- 00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:56,138
- Maddie, please.
- Maddie, get in the car.
- 1116
- 00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:57,573
- No.
- I'm so sorry.
- 1117
- 00:57:57,575 --> 00:57:59,341
- Please?
- 1118
- 00:57:59,343 --> 00:58:00,809
- I thought
- you were my friend.
- 1119
- 00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:03,111
- I am your friend.
- No, you're not.
- 1120
- 00:58:03,113 --> 00:58:05,481
- You don't have
- any friends.
- 1121
- 00:58:05,483 --> 00:58:07,983
- All you care about
- is your stupid job.
- 1122
- 00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:09,985
- That is not true.
- I care about you.
- 1123
- 00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:11,687
- Then why would you
- leave me there?
- 1124
- 00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:13,255
- You knew they'd all
- make fun of me!
- 1125
- 00:58:13,257 --> 00:58:15,457
- I... I'm so sorry.
- I was upset about other stuff.
- 1126
- 00:58:15,459 --> 00:58:17,693
- I'm supposed to be like everyone
- else, and I can't.
- 1127
- 00:58:17,695 --> 00:58:19,595
- I can't be like
- everyone else!
- 1128
- 00:58:20,498 --> 00:58:23,065
- [grunting]
- 1129
- 00:58:28,372 --> 00:58:30,772
- Okay.
- I can't breathe.
- 1130
- 00:58:30,774 --> 00:58:33,208
- Okay. I can't breathe.
- I can't breathe.
- 1131
- 00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:36,612
- [woman speaking over PA]
- 1132
- 00:58:39,817 --> 00:58:41,250
- Kate.
- What'd the doctor say?
- 1133
- 00:58:44,221 --> 00:58:45,721
- [whispers]
- Oh, my God.
- 1134
- 00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:48,857
- Oh, my God! No! My baby!
- 1135
- 00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:52,060
- No! No, I just mean I haven't
- spoken to the doctor yet.
- 1136
- 00:58:53,531 --> 00:58:54,863
- God damn it, Kate!
- 1137
- 00:58:55,399 --> 00:58:56,899
- Okay, you can go.
- Ohh!
- 1138
- 00:58:56,901 --> 00:58:58,233
- We'll take it from here.
- 1139
- 00:58:58,235 --> 00:58:59,801
- No, I want to
- make sure she's okay.
- 1140
- 00:58:59,803 --> 00:59:01,837
- Oh, now you care?
- The school called.
- 1141
- 00:59:01,839 --> 00:59:03,739
- You didn't tell me
- that Maddie was suspended.
- 1142
- 00:59:03,741 --> 00:59:05,474
- And now she's in the hospital.
- So I don't know.
- 1143
- 00:59:05,476 --> 00:59:06,909
- Is she pregnant, too?
- 1144
- 00:59:06,911 --> 00:59:09,311
- No.
- I don't think so.
- 1145
- 00:59:09,313 --> 00:59:10,279
- [nurse] Guys?
- 1146
- 00:59:11,148 --> 00:59:12,748
- Maddie's fine.
- 1147
- 00:59:12,750 --> 00:59:14,416
- It was pre-anaphylaxis.
- 1148
- 00:59:14,418 --> 00:59:17,319
- Has she been exposed
- to any allergens recently?
- 1149
- 00:59:17,321 --> 00:59:19,688
- Um, I don't know.
- What has she been eating?
- 1150
- 00:59:19,690 --> 00:59:23,225
- - Just normal things.
- - Like what? Like...
- 1151
- 00:59:23,227 --> 00:59:26,562
- She's been eating eggs,
- cereal, chicken Parm.
- 1152
- 00:59:26,564 --> 00:59:29,097
- No. She can't have tomatoes.
- That was on the list. That's on the list.
- 1153
- 00:59:29,099 --> 00:59:31,066
- You told me she wouldn't die,
- so I forgot about the list.
- 1154
- 00:59:31,068 --> 00:59:32,935
- Okay, how much
- did she have?
- 1155
- 00:59:32,937 --> 00:59:34,836
- Just a couple times.
- Just five times.
- 1156
- 00:59:34,838 --> 00:59:37,205
- Five ti...
- You fed her chicken Parmesan
- 1157
- 00:59:37,207 --> 00:59:39,441
- every single night?
- That's gross, Kate.
- 1158
- 00:59:39,443 --> 00:59:40,943
- That's what
- she wanted to eat.
- 1159
- 00:59:40,945 --> 00:59:42,878
- [nurse] That'd
- definitely explain it.
- 1160
- 00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:45,447
- We gave her epinephrine,
- and she's resting now, so you can see her.
- 1161
- 00:59:45,449 --> 00:59:47,716
- Thank you. I would love that.
- Thanks so much.
- 1162
- 00:59:47,718 --> 00:59:51,053
- Look, Cheryl, I know you think
- that I was a terrible babysitter.
- 1163
- 00:59:51,055 --> 00:59:53,188
- And in many ways,
- I probably was.
- 1164
- 00:59:53,190 --> 00:59:54,923
- But I do care
- about Maddie.
- 1165
- 00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:57,459
- Then why are we here, Kate?
- 1166
- 00:59:57,461 --> 01:00:00,796
- My mother is dying,
- and I can't even be with her.
- 1167
- 01:00:00,798 --> 01:00:03,098
- So thank you!
- Thank you for your help!
- 1168
- 01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:05,567
- Joe, I got the name of a counselor
- who helped my coworker's kid.
- 1169
- 01:00:05,569 --> 01:00:07,469
- Granted, he was beating up
- dogs, so it's different.
- 1170
- 01:00:07,471 --> 01:00:08,971
- But it might help.
- Just stop!
- 1171
- 01:00:08,973 --> 01:00:10,405
- I just want to help.
- 1172
- 01:00:10,407 --> 01:00:12,808
- [scoffs] Oh. Since when?
- 1173
- 01:00:12,810 --> 01:00:15,077
- You never,
- ever wanted to help.
- 1174
- 01:00:15,079 --> 01:00:17,446
- You couldn't help me when I
- had to put Dad into rehab.
- 1175
- 01:00:18,549 --> 01:00:20,549
- Dad is in rehab?
- Yeah.
- 1176
- 01:00:20,551 --> 01:00:23,485
- And guess who had to do everything
- 'cause you couldn't be reached?
- 1177
- 01:00:23,487 --> 01:00:25,988
- Well, I didn't know.
- If you'd told me, I would've done--
- 1178
- 01:00:25,990 --> 01:00:27,823
- You would've what?
- I would've done something!
- 1179
- 01:00:27,825 --> 01:00:29,491
- No, no. You would've
- written a check. Yes!
- 1180
- 01:00:29,493 --> 01:00:32,494
- I don't want your money, Kate.
- I want a sister!
- 1181
- 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:40,102
- Guys, we have an area
- for families to fight.
- 1182
- 01:00:40,104 --> 01:00:41,470
- It's on
- the second-floor terrace.
- 1183
- 01:00:44,642 --> 01:00:46,241
- Do you want to go?
- 1184
- 01:00:46,243 --> 01:00:48,744
- No. I don't.
- 1185
- 01:01:15,472 --> 01:01:16,505
- Shit.
- 1186
- 01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:22,611
- You go ahead.
- I'm gonna take it slow.
- 1187
- 01:01:22,613 --> 01:01:23,945
- Okay.
- Thanks.
- 1188
- 01:01:24,381 --> 01:01:27,015
- Hey. Jill?
- 1189
- 01:01:28,819 --> 01:01:30,118
- Hello.
- 1190
- 01:01:31,388 --> 01:01:33,855
- I'm really sorry
- about the garage.
- 1191
- 01:01:35,392 --> 01:01:38,860
- And I'm really sorry about
- tackling you in front of your kids.
- 1192
- 01:01:41,298 --> 01:01:42,798
- I'm sorry, too.
- 1193
- 01:01:48,639 --> 01:01:50,672
- What are we doing?
- 1194
- 01:01:50,674 --> 01:01:53,275
- - Do you want to come over for a glass of wine?
- - [engine revs]
- 1195
- 01:01:54,144 --> 01:01:55,410
- Okay.
- [tires screech]
- 1196
- 01:01:56,246 --> 01:01:57,279
- Fuck her.
- 1197
- 01:02:04,421 --> 01:02:08,890
- ♪ I don't wanna be funny
- Anymore ♪
- 1198
- 01:02:11,929 --> 01:02:15,964
- ♪ I don't wanna be funny
- Anymore ♪
- 1199
- 01:02:16,767 --> 01:02:18,433
- [indistinct chatter
- and laughter]
- 1200
- 01:02:18,435 --> 01:02:20,936
- ♪ Lately I've been feeling ♪
- 1201
- 01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:23,438
- ♪ Like the odd man out ♪
- 1202
- 01:02:25,843 --> 01:02:29,778
- ♪ I hurt my friends Saying
- things I don't mean Out loud... ♪
- 1203
- 01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:31,012
- Jesus!
- 1204
- 01:02:32,216 --> 01:02:33,348
- Uhh!
- 1205
- 01:02:33,350 --> 01:02:34,616
- ♪ I don't want the joke ♪
- 1206
- 01:02:34,618 --> 01:02:37,119
- ♪ To be on me ♪
- 1207
- 01:02:39,056 --> 01:02:44,192
- ♪ Yeah, I'll buy the clothes
- And I'll be the best dressed ♪
- 1208
- 01:02:46,130 --> 01:02:48,363
- ♪ Yeah, I'll read the books ♪
- 1209
- 01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:53,201
- ♪ And I'll be the smartest ♪
- 1210
- 01:02:54,071 --> 01:02:56,204
- ♪ I'll play guitar ♪
- 1211
- 01:02:57,241 --> 01:03:01,977
- ♪ And I'll be the artist ♪
- 1212
- 01:03:01,979 --> 01:03:04,546
- ♪ Try not to laugh ♪
- 1213
- 01:03:05,449 --> 01:03:09,217
- ♪ I know it'll be hard ♪
- 1214
- 01:03:09,219 --> 01:03:11,520
- ♪ I'm serious ♪
- 1215
- 01:03:12,623 --> 01:03:16,224
- ♪ I know it's a first
- But... ♪
- 1216
- 01:03:16,226 --> 01:03:18,994
- [men speaking indistinctly]
- 1217
- 01:03:18,996 --> 01:03:21,163
- His ashes?
- Yeah, right over the park.
- 1218
- 01:03:21,165 --> 01:03:22,631
- Get out. You're making this up.
- 1219
- 01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:24,366
- [Kate] Hey, Dad.
- 1220
- 01:03:27,271 --> 01:03:28,336
- Kate.
- 1221
- 01:03:29,106 --> 01:03:30,238
- Good to see you.
- 1222
- 01:03:31,642 --> 01:03:32,974
- What are you doing here?
- 1223
- 01:03:33,677 --> 01:03:35,644
- Well...
- 1224
- 01:03:35,646 --> 01:03:39,080
- I finally decided to face my
- addiction to drugs and alcohol.
- 1225
- 01:03:40,584 --> 01:03:43,285
- - Joe tell you about the DUI?
- - No, he didn't.
- 1226
- 01:03:43,287 --> 01:03:46,188
- But I actually meant
- all this... all this stuff.
- 1227
- 01:03:46,190 --> 01:03:49,424
- Oh, we're putting on a
- talent show this weekend.
- 1228
- 01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:51,960
- They tell you to pick
- a recovery song.
- 1229
- 01:03:51,962 --> 01:03:53,862
- So I chose Phil Collins'
- "Against All Odds."
- 1230
- 01:03:53,864 --> 01:03:55,931
- Should...
- Should be good.
- 1231
- 01:03:58,468 --> 01:04:00,869
- - Let's, uh... Let's sit. Let's sit.
- - Yeah.
- 1232
- 01:04:00,871 --> 01:04:03,505
- Um, you want a snack
- or something?
- 1233
- 01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:05,106
- No, I'm... I'm fine.
- 1234
- 01:04:10,981 --> 01:04:12,814
- So, how's work?
- It's good.
- 1235
- 01:04:12,816 --> 01:04:14,683
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- 1236
- 01:04:14,685 --> 01:04:17,686
- Good. Sorry I haven't been
- around for the last few...
- 1237
- 01:04:18,889 --> 01:04:20,021
- Years.
- 1238
- 01:04:20,023 --> 01:04:21,790
- Well, hey, you know,
- 1239
- 01:04:21,792 --> 01:04:24,326
- we never were
- a really tight-knit group.
- 1240
- 01:04:24,328 --> 01:04:27,062
- Your mom and I fought
- all the time, and...
- 1241
- 01:04:27,064 --> 01:04:29,464
- you kids did what you had
- to do to get through it.
- 1242
- 01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:32,367
- I just want to say
- I'm glad you came.
- 1243
- 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:33,702
- You know,
- I'm here for you.
- 1244
- 01:04:34,872 --> 01:04:36,438
- We can talk anytime.
- 1245
- 01:04:37,541 --> 01:04:38,573
- Yeah.
- 1246
- 01:04:40,410 --> 01:04:43,745
- It's just that I'm starting to
- think that I'm not very happy.
- 1247
- 01:04:43,747 --> 01:04:46,514
- You know?
- All I do is work.
- 1248
- 01:04:46,516 --> 01:04:50,452
- I don't go on dates.
- I sleep in my office.
- 1249
- 01:04:52,022 --> 01:04:54,222
- Uh-huh. You...
- 1250
- 01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:57,192
- You should grab
- a pamphlet, you know?
- 1251
- 01:04:57,194 --> 01:04:59,427
- They're everywhere.
- Good stuff.
- 1252
- 01:05:00,063 --> 01:05:02,063
- Yeah.
- Good stuff.
- 1253
- 01:05:05,769 --> 01:05:07,469
- Look, I'm... I'm...
- 1254
- 01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:10,772
- sorry I wasn't
- a better father to you.
- 1255
- 01:05:12,442 --> 01:05:15,477
- And it sounds like you're going
- through some stuff right now.
- 1256
- 01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:18,179
- I wish I had some advice.
- 1257
- 01:05:18,782 --> 01:05:19,781
- [man] Hey, Charlie!
- 1258
- 01:05:20,951 --> 01:05:22,450
- Oh,
- I gotta rehearse.
- 1259
- 01:05:24,354 --> 01:05:26,254
- Want to stay and
- watch a little bit?
- 1260
- 01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:28,423
- Sure.
- Okay. Good.
- 1261
- 01:05:28,425 --> 01:05:30,258
- Okay.
- [clears throat]
- 1262
- 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:33,361
- [piano playing]
- This on? Check. Hello?
- 1263
- 01:05:34,898 --> 01:05:36,564
- Hello? Can someone turn the
- mic-- [microphone feedback]
- 1264
- 01:05:36,566 --> 01:05:37,632
- [shouts]
- 1265
- 01:05:38,735 --> 01:05:41,469
- Good work, guys.
- Really good. That's right.
- 1266
- 01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:43,505
- Your kicks are getting really high, man.
- That's really good.
- 1267
- 01:05:45,042 --> 01:05:46,574
- Stop spitting at him.
- 1268
- 01:05:46,576 --> 01:05:47,542
- Hey.
- 1269
- 01:05:48,612 --> 01:05:49,644
- Hi.
- 1270
- 01:05:51,715 --> 01:05:54,816
- I just wanted to see if I could
- catch Maddie. I wanted to say hi.
- 1271
- 01:05:55,953 --> 01:05:57,619
- She, um...
- She didn't come in today.
- 1272
- 01:05:57,621 --> 01:05:58,720
- Oh.
- 1273
- 01:05:59,823 --> 01:06:00,989
- She was in the hospital.
- 1274
- 01:06:00,991 --> 01:06:03,391
- What... What happened?
- 1275
- 01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:06,328
- I fed her
- too much chicken Parm.
- 1276
- 01:06:06,330 --> 01:06:08,063
- Yeah, she's allergic
- to tomatoes.
- 1277
- 01:06:08,065 --> 01:06:09,731
- Wow. Okay.
- 1278
- 01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:13,702
- Anyway,
- I just...
- 1279
- 01:06:15,339 --> 01:06:16,738
- thought
- you should know.
- 1280
- 01:06:18,675 --> 01:06:19,708
- Hey.
- 1281
- 01:06:22,412 --> 01:06:24,312
- [sighs]
- 1282
- 01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:25,547
- Do you want to do
- some karate?
- 1283
- 01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:32,687
- [Kate screams]
- 1284
- 01:06:34,591 --> 01:06:36,324
- What happens
- if somebody has a gun?
- 1285
- 01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:38,860
- Oh, God. Man,
- I hate that question.
- 1286
- 01:06:38,862 --> 01:06:41,096
- It's like... ugh.
- 1287
- 01:06:41,098 --> 01:06:42,597
- Yeah, because
- you'd be screwed.
- 1288
- 01:06:50,207 --> 01:06:51,806
- Hey, hey. I hate that.
- 1289
- 01:06:51,808 --> 01:06:53,808
- [Cheryl] You don't
- remember a Maddie? Wait.
- 1290
- 01:06:53,810 --> 01:06:56,444
- Our checks go through
- every single month.
- 1291
- 01:06:56,446 --> 01:06:57,879
- You've never seen
- our daughter?
- 1292
- 01:06:57,881 --> 01:06:59,714
- Aside from the first time,
- when you met me,
- 1293
- 01:06:59,716 --> 01:07:01,716
- you've never seen her?
- Kate, what are you doing here?
- 1294
- 01:07:01,718 --> 01:07:04,152
- Just doing some karate.
- Is Maddie with you?
- 1295
- 01:07:04,154 --> 01:07:06,287
- Because I dropped her off at
- ballet, and now she's not here.
- 1296
- 01:07:06,289 --> 01:07:07,989
- She doesn't do ballet.
- She hates ballet.
- 1297
- 01:07:07,991 --> 01:07:09,724
- I told her to tell you months ago.
- But she comes here.
- 1298
- 01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:12,861
- Who are you, man?
- I'm Sensei Pete.
- 1299
- 01:07:12,863 --> 01:07:14,896
- ...in her leotard in her dance skirt...
- This is my dojo.
- 1300
- 01:07:14,898 --> 01:07:16,197
- I teach
- your daughter karate.
- 1301
- 01:07:16,199 --> 01:07:17,732
- You're a black belt?
- 1302
- 01:07:17,734 --> 01:07:19,234
- [all speaking at once]
- 1303
- 01:07:19,236 --> 01:07:20,402
- That's so cool.
- That's years of work.
- 1304
- 01:07:20,404 --> 01:07:22,237
- Licensed weapons, man.
- 1305
- 01:07:22,239 --> 01:07:24,539
- It's not like the movies.
- You should come in.
- 1306
- 01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:26,975
- I tried when I was a kid.
- I got to brown belt--
- 1307
- 01:07:26,977 --> 01:07:28,643
- Where is our daughter?
- 1308
- 01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:34,749
- - [Cheryl] Stop the car.
- - [Joe] God.
- 1309
- 01:07:34,751 --> 01:07:35,750
- Okay.
- 1310
- 01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:40,655
- What? This is
- a gas station, Kate!
- 1311
- 01:07:40,657 --> 01:07:42,424
- I know. She's usually
- right here by the...
- 1312
- 01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:44,926
- by the propane tanks.
- Oh, that's good.
- 1313
- 01:07:45,862 --> 01:07:48,063
- Hi. Is Baby Joker here?
- 1314
- 01:07:48,065 --> 01:07:50,365
- Who?
- Dennis.
- 1315
- 01:07:50,367 --> 01:07:53,101
- Oh, yeah. He went down
- there to the gathering.
- 1316
- 01:07:53,103 --> 01:07:54,569
- Oh. Magic: The Gathering.
- 1317
- 01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:57,272
- Okay. So she's with nerds.
- We're good.
- 1318
- 01:07:57,274 --> 01:08:00,041
- Oh, no, no.
- The juggalo gathering.
- 1319
- 01:08:00,043 --> 01:08:02,644
- [gasps] Oh, no.
- 1320
- 01:08:03,447 --> 01:08:06,347
- What? What's a juggalo?
- 1321
- 01:08:06,349 --> 01:08:08,383
- Basically all the horrible
- people in the planet
- 1322
- 01:08:08,385 --> 01:08:10,752
- and multiply that by like,
- I don't know, 10,000.
- 1323
- 01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:13,054
- And then put them all together,
- getting drunk, eating funnel cakes
- 1324
- 01:08:13,056 --> 01:08:17,926
- and vandalizing public property, and then
- you have the Gathering of the Juggalos.
- 1325
- 01:08:18,628 --> 01:08:19,461
- Yeah.
- 1326
- 01:08:22,632 --> 01:08:23,865
- Okay.
- 1327
- 01:08:23,867 --> 01:08:25,467
- Hey, sorry for your loss.
- 1328
- 01:08:27,237 --> 01:08:28,536
- Hurry up!
- 1329
- 01:08:29,473 --> 01:08:32,040
- Just get in the car!
- Come on!
- 1330
- 01:08:32,042 --> 01:08:34,542
- [Joe] Oh, man.
- I always thought I'd be the one
- 1331
- 01:08:34,544 --> 01:08:35,977
- to take her to her first concert.
- Joe!
- 1332
- 01:08:35,979 --> 01:08:37,378
- [music pounding]
- 1333
- 01:08:37,380 --> 01:08:38,980
- Whoop, whoop!
- 1334
- 01:08:38,982 --> 01:08:41,316
- [shouting]
- 1335
- 01:08:41,318 --> 01:08:43,418
- ♪ Kick the clown
- In the forehead ♪
- 1336
- 01:08:43,420 --> 01:08:45,887
- ♪ And I'm jugglin'
- Jugglin' yo head ♪
- 1337
- 01:08:45,889 --> 01:08:50,091
- - ♪ Jed ♪
- - ♪ You big, fat Redneck, muddy-ass hick ♪
- 1338
- 01:08:50,093 --> 01:08:51,593
- ♪ I'm a city slicker ♪
- 1339
- 01:08:51,595 --> 01:08:54,062
- ♪ And I'm comin' to get ya
- Hit ya ♪
- 1340
- 01:08:54,064 --> 01:08:56,498
- ♪ And the carnival's
- Gonna get wit' ya ♪
- 1341
- 01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:59,300
- ♪ Oh, I might as well
- Mention... ♪
- 1342
- 01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:03,505
- [Cheryl] Oh, my God. I can't believe
- I was worried about her doing karate.
- 1343
- 01:09:03,507 --> 01:09:05,173
- [Joe] Okay, wait.
- This isn't that bad.
- 1344
- 01:09:05,175 --> 01:09:06,474
- The guy's shirt
- says "Harvard."
- 1345
- 01:09:07,244 --> 01:09:08,743
- Oh, God.
- It says "hatred."
- 1346
- 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,947
- Where's the entrance?
- How do we get in?
- 1347
- 01:09:12,949 --> 01:09:15,350
- Honey, we should've gotten more cash.
- Do you have any cash?
- 1348
- 01:09:15,352 --> 01:09:18,153
- All right, babe. Can you just calm
- down, please? We'll figure it out.
- 1349
- 01:09:18,155 --> 01:09:21,189
- [Kate] Maybe it'll be over soon,
- and we can just wait this out.
- 1350
- 01:09:21,191 --> 01:09:24,292
- We're not gonna wait it out! If Mad is in
- there, I'm gonna go in there and find her!
- 1351
- 01:09:24,294 --> 01:09:25,994
- [screams]
- 1352
- 01:09:25,996 --> 01:09:27,195
- Oh, God.
- 1353
- 01:09:27,197 --> 01:09:28,496
- Yeah, I know.
- I saw him, too.
- 1354
- 01:09:28,498 --> 01:09:29,964
- I saw him. All right.
- Breathe.
- 1355
- 01:09:29,966 --> 01:09:31,766
- Maybe there's just like,
- a gate we pay at?
- 1356
- 01:09:31,768 --> 01:09:34,102
- A gate? There's no sense
- of commerce here.
- 1357
- 01:09:34,104 --> 01:09:35,703
- That guy has a knife in his leg.
- 1358
- 01:09:35,705 --> 01:09:38,106
- That is a knife.
- Hey, man, you good?
- 1359
- 01:09:38,108 --> 01:09:40,375
- Yo, you need some wristbands?
- 1360
- 01:09:40,377 --> 01:09:41,609
- Yes, we do.
- Do you have an extra?
- 1361
- 01:09:41,611 --> 01:09:43,344
- I got one extra.
- Okay.
- 1362
- 01:09:43,346 --> 01:09:44,712
- Two hundred.
- 1363
- 01:09:44,714 --> 01:09:46,614
- Two hundred. Great.
- We'll take it.
- 1364
- 01:09:47,450 --> 01:09:48,950
- All right?
- That's everything.
- 1365
- 01:09:48,952 --> 01:09:51,286
- Just give me the wristband.
- Hold on.
- 1366
- 01:09:52,155 --> 01:09:53,888
- Y'all don't look
- like juggalos.
- 1367
- 01:09:54,724 --> 01:09:57,392
- In fact, you look like my mom.
- 1368
- 01:09:57,394 --> 01:09:59,294
- And she's a bitch,
- and I hate her.
- 1369
- 01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:02,063
- Okay, I'm going in there
- to get my daughter,
- 1370
- 01:10:02,065 --> 01:10:03,898
- and she's 11.
- No.
- 1371
- 01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:06,401
- - You ain't got no titties.
- - [Cheryl] What?
- 1372
- 01:10:06,403 --> 01:10:08,536
- Grow your ass a pair of titties
- and you can come in.
- 1373
- 01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:09,637
- [Kate] Hey, excuse me.
- 1374
- 01:10:10,974 --> 01:10:12,707
- I have titties.
- 1375
- 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:13,975
- [juggalo]
- Okay, titties.
- 1376
- 01:10:14,644 --> 01:10:15,944
- Let's go
- to the Hell Wagon.
- 1377
- 01:10:18,915 --> 01:10:21,416
- Hey, hey. Use the special
- moves that I showed you.
- 1378
- 01:10:22,886 --> 01:10:26,054
- She'll be fine.
- Yeah. She's got this.
- 1379
- 01:10:26,056 --> 01:10:27,255
- [cheering]
- 1380
- 01:10:27,257 --> 01:10:29,557
- [screaming]
- 1381
- 01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:31,559
- [cheering and shouting
- continues]
- 1382
- 01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:33,895
- This is terrifying.
- 1383
- 01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:37,065
- ♪ I get mad
- I'm-a fuck you up ♪
- 1384
- 01:10:37,067 --> 01:10:40,602
- ♪ It's me and you, motherfucker
- I'm-a fuck you up ♪
- 1385
- 01:10:40,604 --> 01:10:43,204
- ♪ You done fucked up now
- I'm-a fuck you up ♪
- 1386
- 01:10:43,206 --> 01:10:46,507
- ♪ They hit me with A tranquilizer
- dart And shocking me with Tasers ♪
- 1387
- 01:10:46,509 --> 01:10:49,377
- ♪ But still I'm throwing kicks
- And punches faster than lasers ♪
- 1388
- 01:10:49,379 --> 01:10:52,780
- ♪ Fifteen coppers on me
- Like a mini fucking army ♪
- 1389
- 01:10:52,782 --> 01:10:55,783
- ♪ They can't harm me 'Cause I'm
- madder Than a mutant zombie ♪
- 1390
- 01:10:55,785 --> 01:10:58,453
- ♪ One by one I throw 'em off me
- Like a raging gorilla ♪
- 1391
- 01:10:58,455 --> 01:11:01,956
- ♪ Pissed off like a rattlesnake
- Roaring like Godzilla ♪
- 1392
- 01:11:01,958 --> 01:11:04,459
- ♪ I flipped they cars over
- Somehow got away clean ♪
- 1393
- 01:11:04,461 --> 01:11:07,562
- ♪ I didn't show my painted face
- Again until the gathering ♪
- 1394
- 01:11:07,564 --> 01:11:10,398
- ♪ I get mad
- I'm-a fuck you up ♪
- 1395
- 01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:13,868
- ♪ It's me and you, motherfucker
- I'm-a fuck you up... ♪
- 1396
- 01:11:15,038 --> 01:11:17,038
- And I was like,
- "Thank God the rain came."
- 1397
- 01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:19,407
- 'Cause there was no way
- to get that vomit off me.
- 1398
- 01:11:19,409 --> 01:11:22,043
- Uh, hi. Excuse me.
- I'm sorry to bug you.
- 1399
- 01:11:22,045 --> 01:11:25,146
- - Huh.
- - I'm wondering if you've seen a girl.
- 1400
- 01:11:25,148 --> 01:11:27,815
- What'd she look like?
- She's 11.
- 1401
- 01:11:27,817 --> 01:11:29,384
- No shit?
- 1402
- 01:11:29,386 --> 01:11:31,319
- You lost your kid.
- Man, that's not good.
- 1403
- 01:11:31,321 --> 01:11:33,721
- No. Why would you bring a kid here?
- What's wrong with you?
- 1404
- 01:11:33,723 --> 01:11:36,557
- I didn't bring her here. Why would you
- do that? Kids need strong boundaries.
- 1405
- 01:11:36,559 --> 01:11:38,760
- They need to know that you're in charge.
- You can't just bring a kid here
- 1406
- 01:11:38,762 --> 01:11:40,161
- and let them do
- whatever they want.
- 1407
- 01:11:40,163 --> 01:11:41,663
- I 100 percent agree
- with you.
- 1408
- 01:11:41,665 --> 01:11:43,665
- I'm just asking
- if you've seen a...
- 1409
- 01:11:43,667 --> 01:11:45,300
- Tell me again what she looks like.
- A girl.
- 1410
- 01:11:45,302 --> 01:11:46,734
- 'Cause I'm on a lot of drugs
- right now.
- 1411
- 01:11:46,736 --> 01:11:48,569
- She has brown hair.
- Do you have ecstasy?
- 1412
- 01:11:48,571 --> 01:11:50,338
- I think she was wearing...
- No, I don't.
- 1413
- 01:11:50,340 --> 01:11:53,007
- Ninjas, ninjettes!
- 1414
- 01:11:53,009 --> 01:11:55,176
- Juggalos and juggalettes!
- 1415
- 01:11:55,178 --> 01:11:58,513
- It's about damn time!
- 1416
- 01:11:58,515 --> 01:12:03,284
- Get ready for this year's
- Miss Juggalette Pageant!
- 1417
- 01:12:03,286 --> 01:12:06,120
- - Whoop, whoop!
- - [all] Whoop, whoop!
- 1418
- 01:12:06,122 --> 01:12:10,425
- Juggalettes,
- bring your fine asses on out here!
- 1419
- 01:12:10,427 --> 01:12:12,093
- Whoo!
- 1420
- 01:12:12,095 --> 01:12:14,762
- Show me right now.
- Just come with us.
- 1421
- 01:12:18,601 --> 01:12:20,535
- Straitjacket,
- kick that shit, man!
- 1422
- 01:12:20,537 --> 01:12:22,203
- All right, what's your name?
- 1423
- 01:12:22,205 --> 01:12:23,538
- Yo. Becca.
- 1424
- 01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:25,306
- Becca, what's up?
- Where you from?
- 1425
- 01:12:25,308 --> 01:12:27,809
- Great Falls!
- [laughs]
- 1426
- 01:12:27,811 --> 01:12:30,178
- Down with the Clowns till I'm
- dead in the ground. Whoop, whoop.
- 1427
- 01:12:30,180 --> 01:12:32,814
- All right, she's from
- Great Falls or some shit.
- 1428
- 01:12:32,816 --> 01:12:34,716
- What you gonna do
- for the juggalos tonight?
- 1429
- 01:12:34,718 --> 01:12:37,985
- Oh, I'm already fuckin' hardcore crumpin'!
- Whoop, whoop.
- 1430
- 01:12:37,987 --> 01:12:40,955
- Hardcore crumpin'.
- Give it up for Rebecca!
- 1431
- 01:12:44,227 --> 01:12:45,193
- Whoop, whoop!
- 1432
- 01:12:47,497 --> 01:12:50,131
- Yo, judges, what do you figure?
- Would you give her a nine?
- 1433
- 01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:53,901
- Two?
- I'm sorry. Excuse me.
- 1434
- 01:12:53,903 --> 01:12:56,204
- Um, I'm looking
- for my niece.
- 1435
- 01:12:56,206 --> 01:12:57,572
- [booing]
- Her name is Maddie.
- 1436
- 01:12:57,574 --> 01:12:59,741
- She's here by herself.
- She's, uh...
- 1437
- 01:12:59,743 --> 01:13:01,909
- Show us your butthole!
- 1438
- 01:13:02,579 --> 01:13:04,812
- I can't...
- I can't do that.
- 1439
- 01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:09,350
- She's, um, brunette.
- She's kind of tall...
- 1440
- 01:13:09,352 --> 01:13:10,818
- um, for her age.
- 1441
- 01:13:10,820 --> 01:13:12,887
- Hold up!
- She's looking for a kid!
- 1442
- 01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:15,957
- Yeah. Yeah, I am.
- I'm looking for a kid.
- 1443
- 01:13:16,826 --> 01:13:17,792
- Um...
- 1444
- 01:13:18,561 --> 01:13:20,595
- She's 11.
- She's kind of tall.
- 1445
- 01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:23,097
- She's like, I don't know.
- Like, maybe that tall.
- 1446
- 01:13:23,933 --> 01:13:25,500
- [man] When'd you
- last see her?
- 1447
- 01:13:25,502 --> 01:13:27,668
- Um, her name is Maddie.
- 1448
- 01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:30,505
- Hey, Maddie!
- Maddie!
- 1449
- 01:13:30,507 --> 01:13:33,241
- [all] Maddie! Maddie!
- 1450
- 01:13:33,243 --> 01:13:34,776
- Maddie! Maddie!
- 1451
- 01:13:34,778 --> 01:13:36,277
- [shouting continues]
- 1452
- 01:13:36,279 --> 01:13:37,945
- Maddie! Maddie!
- 1453
- 01:13:37,947 --> 01:13:40,181
- Can't have a kid out there
- lost like that.
- 1454
- 01:13:40,183 --> 01:13:43,684
- [crowd chanting]
- Maddie! Maddie! Maddie! Maddie!
- 1455
- 01:13:43,686 --> 01:13:46,521
- Maddie! Maddie! Maddie!
- 1456
- 01:13:46,523 --> 01:13:48,189
- Let's find
- this fuckin' kid.
- 1457
- 01:13:48,191 --> 01:13:51,025
- [crowd]
- Maddie! Maddie! Maddie!
- 1458
- 01:13:52,562 --> 01:13:53,694
- [Kate] Maddie!
- 1459
- 01:13:55,031 --> 01:13:56,164
- Maddie!
- 1460
- 01:13:57,267 --> 01:13:58,299
- Maddie?
- 1461
- 01:13:59,302 --> 01:14:01,002
- Hey, you don't see her?
- 1462
- 01:14:01,971 --> 01:14:03,004
- Ohh!
- 1463
- 01:14:03,907 --> 01:14:05,139
- How's it looking,
- Steve?
- 1464
- 01:14:05,141 --> 01:14:06,808
- Oh, that's fucked up, man.
- 1465
- 01:14:06,810 --> 01:14:09,877
- Hey! That's her!
- 1466
- 01:14:10,713 --> 01:14:14,282
- Maddie, stop!
- Stop making me run!
- 1467
- 01:14:16,152 --> 01:14:17,885
- Uhh!
- Ow!
- 1468
- 01:14:17,887 --> 01:14:19,487
- Maddie.
- Get off of me.
- 1469
- 01:14:19,489 --> 01:14:20,721
- I'm sorry.
- What are you doing?
- 1470
- 01:14:24,828 --> 01:14:26,494
- What are you doing here?
- 1471
- 01:14:26,496 --> 01:14:28,663
- I told you.
- I'm a juggalo.
- 1472
- 01:14:29,299 --> 01:14:30,898
- [sighs] So, what?
- 1473
- 01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:32,767
- You're gonna paint your face
- like a clown person
- 1474
- 01:14:32,769 --> 01:14:34,168
- until you're unrecognizable?
- 1475
- 01:14:34,170 --> 01:14:35,236
- Yes.
- 1476
- 01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:41,742
- And what else does this
- lifestyle change entail?
- 1477
- 01:14:42,445 --> 01:14:44,145
- I'd need a street name.
- 1478
- 01:14:44,147 --> 01:14:47,181
- Got it. It's a ton of work
- to change your name.
- 1479
- 01:14:47,183 --> 01:14:49,750
- Requires lots of forms,
- just so you know.
- 1480
- 01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:53,621
- Sometimes I get
- so confused.
- 1481
- 01:14:53,623 --> 01:14:56,691
- And then I get upset because
- everyone else is so normal.
- 1482
- 01:14:57,193 --> 01:14:58,226
- Maddie...
- 1483
- 01:14:59,195 --> 01:15:00,761
- nobody is normal.
- 1484
- 01:15:00,763 --> 01:15:03,064
- I mean, do you see
- where we are right now?
- 1485
- 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,033
- Easy for you to say.
- You're perfect.
- 1486
- 01:15:09,372 --> 01:15:11,839
- Maddie, I'm a mess.
- 1487
- 01:15:14,110 --> 01:15:17,011
- I work all the time
- to avoid myself.
- 1488
- 01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:19,380
- And I never know
- what to do with my arms.
- 1489
- 01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:24,652
- My last romantic relationship
- was six years ago.
- 1490
- 01:15:24,654 --> 01:15:27,989
- And that was basically because I just
- started following this guy around.
- 1491
- 01:15:27,991 --> 01:15:29,724
- You followed him around?
- 1492
- 01:15:29,726 --> 01:15:31,893
- I just kind of put myself
- in places he was at,
- 1493
- 01:15:31,895 --> 01:15:33,728
- and then we'd make out
- sometimes. Ugh.
- 1494
- 01:15:33,730 --> 01:15:35,997
- That's not a relationship.
- I know.
- 1495
- 01:15:35,999 --> 01:15:38,366
- Look, nobody knows
- what they're doing.
- 1496
- 01:15:40,370 --> 01:15:44,805
- And besides, everyone's
- a freak at the core. Right?
- 1497
- 01:15:48,811 --> 01:15:51,078
- Your face is painted.
- I know.
- 1498
- 01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:54,248
- A nice girl named Raven
- of Sin did it for me.
- 1499
- 01:15:55,585 --> 01:15:56,918
- And your parents are here.
- 1500
- 01:15:57,820 --> 01:15:59,587
- I know.
- You did this to yourself.
- 1501
- 01:15:59,589 --> 01:16:00,821
- Let's go.
- 1502
- 01:16:04,427 --> 01:16:06,394
- I saw they have
- a pretzel stand.
- 1503
- 01:16:06,396 --> 01:16:08,062
- You want some salt?
- 1504
- 01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:10,698
- No, I get it, guys.
- I followed Phish for like, three months.
- 1505
- 01:16:10,700 --> 01:16:12,934
- Billy Joel's Storm Front Tour.
- Great stuff.
- 1506
- 01:16:12,936 --> 01:16:15,703
- So, you guys like,
- take time off work?
- 1507
- 01:16:15,705 --> 01:16:18,406
- Oh, my God! Baby, hi.
- 1508
- 01:16:18,408 --> 01:16:19,707
- Oh, I was so worried.
- 1509
- 01:16:19,709 --> 01:16:21,609
- Is she okay?
- She's okay, right?
- 1510
- 01:16:21,611 --> 01:16:24,111
- Was she in one piece?
- Sensei Pete!
- 1511
- 01:16:24,113 --> 01:16:26,113
- [Joe] Okay, now,
- you're in so much trouble.
- 1512
- 01:16:26,115 --> 01:16:28,316
- Who... Who are
- all these kids?
- 1513
- 01:16:29,452 --> 01:16:30,952
- Those are Maddie's
- new friends.
- 1514
- 01:16:32,455 --> 01:16:34,088
- We were only gone
- a week, Kate.
- 1515
- 01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:35,756
- I know they look
- offensive
- 1516
- 01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:37,258
- and they play
- with their spit
- 1517
- 01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:39,226
- and all their songs are
- about stabbing people
- 1518
- 01:16:39,228 --> 01:16:41,562
- and they have no intention
- of fitting into society
- 1519
- 01:16:41,564 --> 01:16:44,131
- - and they work at places like Lids.
- - That's too many things.
- 1520
- 01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:45,967
- But once you get past
- all that,
- 1521
- 01:16:46,769 --> 01:16:48,369
- they're really
- kind of sweet.
- 1522
- 01:16:52,075 --> 01:16:53,307
- Okay. I...
- 1523
- 01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:57,211
- I didn't mean
- to be hard on you.
- 1524
- 01:16:57,213 --> 01:16:59,280
- I just really want Maddie
- to have friends.
- 1525
- 01:16:59,282 --> 01:17:01,649
- I just don't want it to be hard
- for her like it was for me.
- 1526
- 01:17:01,651 --> 01:17:03,217
- Maddie is perfect.
- 1527
- 01:17:06,990 --> 01:17:08,322
- All she needs is you.
- 1528
- 01:17:13,463 --> 01:17:16,430
- You really stink.
- And you look terrifying.
- 1529
- 01:17:16,432 --> 01:17:18,499
- Yeah, I know.
- I know that I do. Let's go.
- 1530
- 01:17:18,501 --> 01:17:19,667
- Let's go!
- 1531
- 01:17:19,669 --> 01:17:21,502
- Bye, B.J.
- Later, Maddie.
- 1532
- 01:17:21,504 --> 01:17:22,637
- I got a tattoo.
- 1533
- 01:17:22,639 --> 01:17:23,738
- Oh, come on.
- What?
- 1534
- 01:17:23,740 --> 01:17:25,239
- Is she serious?
- 1535
- 01:17:25,241 --> 01:17:27,008
- Are you serious?
- It's removable.
- 1536
- 01:17:27,010 --> 01:17:28,843
- Later, Throat Slasher.
- Bye, guys.
- 1537
- 01:17:28,845 --> 01:17:30,478
- Peace.
- See ya.
- 1538
- 01:17:40,957 --> 01:17:42,990
- [Kate] Hey, Sarah?
- 1539
- 01:17:43,693 --> 01:17:45,526
- I wanted to give you these.
- 1540
- 01:17:45,528 --> 01:17:47,495
- They're the projections
- we're gonna be using
- 1541
- 01:17:47,497 --> 01:17:50,031
- on the Parsons account
- for the next six months.
- 1542
- 01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:53,367
- So you will be all up to speed
- when you get back.
- 1543
- 01:17:54,137 --> 01:17:55,102
- Thanks.
- 1544
- 01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:58,205
- Hey.
- 1545
- 01:18:00,009 --> 01:18:03,344
- We're skipping out early
- to grab a bite.
- 1546
- 01:18:03,346 --> 01:18:04,378
- You want to come?
- 1547
- 01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:07,848
- Yeah. Yeah, I would.
- 1548
- 01:18:09,485 --> 01:18:11,786
- - Where are you guys going?
- - Mahoney's.
- 1549
- 01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:13,320
- Why? That place sucks.
- 1550
- 01:18:13,322 --> 01:18:14,855
- Well, that's where
- we're going.
- 1551
- 01:18:14,857 --> 01:18:16,557
- Okay, cool.
- 1552
- 01:18:16,559 --> 01:18:18,559
- Cool, I'm just gonna go
- grab my stuff.
- 1553
- 01:18:20,229 --> 01:18:22,063
- - Don't leave, okay?
- - Hurry up.
- 1554
- 01:18:25,134 --> 01:18:27,902
- Hey, Barb. I'm taking off
- early with Dan and Sarah.
- 1555
- 01:18:27,904 --> 01:18:29,970
- So if you want to head
- out, you can. Oh.
- 1556
- 01:18:29,972 --> 01:18:32,306
- I just need you to clean
- up my office before you go.
- 1557
- 01:18:32,308 --> 01:18:33,307
- Oh.
- 1558
- 01:18:41,684 --> 01:18:42,983
- Bruce!
- 1559
- 01:18:44,487 --> 01:18:45,820
- Hey.
- 1560
- 01:18:47,190 --> 01:18:49,557
- Erin, how's it going?
- It's great.
- 1561
- 01:18:49,559 --> 01:18:52,159
- You got that big
- presentation tomorrow. Yeah.
- 1562
- 01:18:52,161 --> 01:18:54,395
- All right, well,
- try and get some sleep.
- 1563
- 01:18:54,397 --> 01:18:56,197
- You're gonna do great.
- 1564
- 01:18:56,199 --> 01:18:58,933
- But no so great
- if you don't sleep at all.
- 1565
- 01:18:58,935 --> 01:19:01,202
- I hate this.
- Okay.
- 1566
- 01:19:01,204 --> 01:19:02,303
- Hey, guys.
- 1567
- 01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:05,606
- Um, I'm ready.
- 1568
- 01:19:13,516 --> 01:19:14,715
- Hi.
- [Joe] Hi.
- 1569
- 01:19:14,717 --> 01:19:15,816
- Hi.
- 1570
- 01:19:16,419 --> 01:19:19,453
- So, I forgot the salad,
- but I brought you some wine.
- 1571
- 01:19:19,455 --> 01:19:22,022
- Ooh, that's a lot of wine for an
- afternoon, but let's dance.
- 1572
- 01:19:22,024 --> 01:19:24,425
- Well... Hey. Hi.
- Hi.
- 1573
- 01:19:24,427 --> 01:19:26,761
- Are you hungry now?
- Do you want some cheese or something?
- 1574
- 01:19:26,763 --> 01:19:28,796
- Uh, no, I'm good.
- My assistant and I
- 1575
- 01:19:28,798 --> 01:19:30,898
- had a big lunch at Macaroni Grill.
- Huh?
- 1576
- 01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:32,099
- It was all right.
- Mmm.
- 1577
- 01:19:32,702 --> 01:19:35,269
- Wow! Looking sharp.
- 1578
- 01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:36,804
- I made some new weapons.
- Do you want to see?
- 1579
- 01:19:36,806 --> 01:19:38,405
- Oh, Maddie,
- Aunt Kate just got here.
- 1580
- 01:19:38,407 --> 01:19:40,141
- Let's let her relax a little bit.
- No, I do.
- 1581
- 01:19:40,143 --> 01:19:42,643
- I want to see your new weapons.
- Let's go.
- 1582
- 01:19:42,645 --> 01:19:45,479
- [Cheryl] Have fun, but don't get too dirty.
- We're gonna eat soon.
- 1583
- 01:19:45,481 --> 01:19:46,781
- Let's see.
- 1584
- 01:19:46,783 --> 01:19:48,816
- Oh. Nice.
- 1585
- 01:19:48,818 --> 01:19:50,317
- This one's mine?
- Mm-hmm.
- 1586
- 01:19:50,319 --> 01:19:51,352
- Okay.
- 1587
- 01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:54,955
- How are those
- mean girls doing?
- 1588
- 01:19:55,725 --> 01:19:57,124
- Hmm, they've been dormant.
- 1589
- 01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:59,226
- Really?
- That's pretty good.
- 1590
- 01:20:00,763 --> 01:20:02,596
- Did you go see
- Sensei Pete yesterday?
- 1591
- 01:20:02,598 --> 01:20:03,664
- Maybe.
- 1592
- 01:20:03,666 --> 01:20:05,399
- [grunting]
- 1593
- 01:20:06,669 --> 01:20:08,135
- Just not so hard this time.
- 1594
- 01:20:08,137 --> 01:20:10,771
- Why?
- You jealous of my moves?
- 1595
- 01:20:10,773 --> 01:20:12,339
- 'Cause I'm scared of you.
- 1596
- 01:20:12,341 --> 01:20:14,408
- [laughing]
- 1597
- 01:20:14,410 --> 01:20:16,911
- ♪ The new kid on my street ♪
- 1598
- 01:20:18,014 --> 01:20:19,580
- ♪ She kind of looks like me ♪
- 1599
- 01:20:19,582 --> 01:20:22,183
- [both grunting]
- You're getting good at this.
- 1600
- 01:20:22,185 --> 01:20:24,185
- [laughter and grunting]
- 1601
- 01:20:25,521 --> 01:20:29,290
- ♪ We like to sing
- This song in harmony ♪
- 1602
- 01:20:29,292 --> 01:20:31,525
- ♪ And her mama sings, too ♪
- 1603
- 01:20:33,095 --> 01:20:35,996
- ♪ And the old man
- Taps his shoe... ♪
- 1604
- 01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:41,202
- Family is everywhere.
- It ain't about who you are,
- 1605
- 01:20:41,204 --> 01:20:43,337
- where you come from.
- 1606
- 01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:46,373
- It's about showing respect
- and love to everybody, man.
- 1607
- 01:20:46,375 --> 01:20:49,543
- I think the family term comes
- from when people gather like this.
- 1608
- 01:20:49,545 --> 01:20:52,046
- Individually, you're a juggalo.
- But when we gather together,
- 1609
- 01:20:52,048 --> 01:20:53,881
- everybody has
- each other's back.
- 1610
- 01:20:53,883 --> 01:20:56,116
- If you're low on water,
- if you're low on food, we got you.
- 1611
- 01:20:56,118 --> 01:20:58,552
- You know what I mean?
- If you need a place to sleep, we got you.
- 1612
- 01:20:58,554 --> 01:21:03,190
- In my mind, juggalo is like,
- the way you love, the way you live.
- 1613
- 01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:05,159
- It ain't got nothin' to do
- with all the negative things
- 1614
- 01:21:05,161 --> 01:21:06,527
- that everybody
- make it out to be.
- 1615
- 01:21:06,529 --> 01:21:08,662
- [boy] I'm raised
- like a juggalo, but...
- 1616
- 01:21:08,664 --> 01:21:11,966
- I ain't that clear
- what a juggalo is right now.
- 1617
- 01:21:11,968 --> 01:21:15,536
- I was born a juggalo, but I didn't
- find out till I was 16 years old.
- 1618
- 01:21:15,538 --> 01:21:17,504
- Everybody that's
- a fuckin' juggalo is here.
- 1619
- 01:21:17,506 --> 01:21:19,573
- They might not know
- till they're 30, 40, 50.
- 1620
- 01:21:20,543 --> 01:21:22,643
- You can't really explain a juggalo, man.
- You really can't.
- 1621
- 01:21:22,645 --> 01:21:24,211
- These motherfuckers
- are random as shit.
- 1622
- 01:21:24,213 --> 01:21:26,714
- [man] I remember
- my very first time
- 1623
- 01:21:26,716 --> 01:21:29,416
- I actually got invited
- to like, a juggalo party.
- 1624
- 01:21:29,418 --> 01:21:32,653
- You know, I'm a big guy.
- Like, they fuckin' just accept me.
- 1625
- 01:21:32,655 --> 01:21:34,989
- I remember one juggalo told me,
- he was like,
- 1626
- 01:21:34,991 --> 01:21:37,091
- "The bigger you are,
- the more to love."
- 1627
- 01:21:37,093 --> 01:21:39,593
- And I was like, "What?"
- This is not a gang.
- 1628
- 01:21:39,595 --> 01:21:41,829
- This is fuckin' beautiful.
- This is family.
- 1629
- 01:21:41,831 --> 01:21:45,199
- Don't forget: When you're at the
- gathering of the motherfuckin' juggalos,
- 1630
- 01:21:45,201 --> 01:21:47,101
- call your mom.
- Call your mom.
- 1631
- 01:21:47,103 --> 01:21:48,602
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- 1632
- 01:21:50,206 --> 01:21:52,473
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- 1633
- 01:21:54,076 --> 01:21:57,745
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- 1634
- 01:21:57,747 --> 01:22:01,382
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- 1635
- 01:22:01,384 --> 01:22:05,052
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- 1636
- 01:22:05,054 --> 01:22:07,521
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- 1637
- 01:22:09,091 --> 01:22:11,258
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- 1638
- 01:22:12,395 --> 01:22:15,195
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- 1639
- 01:22:16,365 --> 01:22:18,766
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- 1640
- 01:22:20,036 --> 01:22:22,469
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- 1641
- 01:22:23,639 --> 01:22:26,206
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- 1642
- 01:22:27,310 --> 01:22:29,677
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- 1643
- 01:22:31,113 --> 01:22:33,514
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- 1644
- 01:22:34,650 --> 01:22:37,384
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- 1645
- 01:22:38,454 --> 01:22:41,221
- ♪ We're all young together ♪
- 1646
- 01:22:42,158 --> 01:22:44,124
- [song fades out]
- 1647
- 01:23:54,630 --> 01:23:56,397
- [new song begins]
- 1648
- 01:23:59,068 --> 01:24:02,736
- ♪ It all felt like a dream ♪
- 1649
- 01:24:03,873 --> 01:24:07,641
- ♪ Tell me now
- What's growing of me ♪
- 1650
- 01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:11,979
- ♪ The years felt
- Like a breeze ♪
- 1651
- 01:24:11,981 --> 01:24:14,581
- ♪ As they passed us by ♪
- 1652
- 01:24:16,018 --> 01:24:20,320
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
- 1653
- 01:24:20,322 --> 01:24:24,958
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
- Ooh, ooh ♪
- 1654
- 01:24:25,761 --> 01:24:29,329
- ♪ Time feels like a road ♪
- 1655
- 01:24:30,566 --> 01:24:34,334
- ♪ Never know which way
- It'll go ♪
- 1656
- 01:24:35,237 --> 01:24:39,006
- ♪ It's a one-way thing ♪
- 1657
- 01:24:39,008 --> 01:24:40,841
- ♪ We can't turn back ♪
- 1658
- 01:24:45,247 --> 01:24:49,683
- ♪ And we always say good-bye ♪
- 1659
- 01:24:49,685 --> 01:24:54,755
- ♪ We leave and change
- I don't know why ♪
- 1660
- 01:24:54,757 --> 01:24:58,525
- ♪ But we keep the old times ♪
- 1661
- 01:24:58,527 --> 01:25:00,694
- ♪ In our minds ♪
- 1662
- 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:08,869
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
- 1663
- 01:25:08,871 --> 01:25:12,973
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
- Ooh, ooh ♪
- 1664
- 01:25:14,376 --> 01:25:18,579
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
- 1665
- 01:25:18,581 --> 01:25:23,283
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
- Ooh, ooh ♪
- 1666
- 01:25:40,903 --> 01:25:45,572
- ♪ And we always say good-bye ♪
- 1667
- 01:25:45,574 --> 01:25:50,611
- ♪ We leave and change
- I don't know why ♪
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