on *:TEXT:*:#:{
  if (( $me isop $chan ) && ( $nick isop $chan )) {
    if ( $1 == !kick ) { /kick $chan $2 $3- | /notice $nick $2 has been kicked! }
    if ( $1 == !ban )  { //mode $chan +b $address($2,2) | /notice $nick $2 has been banned  }
    if ( $1 == !unban )  { //mode $chan -b $address($2,2) | /notice $nick $2 has been unbanned  }
    if ( $1 == !kb ) { //mode $chan +b $address($2,2) | /kick $chan $2 $2- | /notice $nick $2 has been kicked and banned }
    if ( $1 == !mod ) { /mode $chan +m | /msg $chan This Channel is now under moderation, only voice + users can talk! }
    if ( $1 == !unmod ) { /mode $chan -m | /msg $chan The moderation has now ended, Please Follow the Rules }
  }
  else {
    if ( $1 == !cookie ) { /msg $chan slau's a shitfucker }
    if ( $1 == !darkside) { //echo -s 1 }
  }
}