don't mess with owlanon cheese

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #934
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>blitzo threw out owlanons 50 year aged cheese because it stank like hell
>enragedbirdscreeching.hoot
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>"My MOTHER got ME that CHEESE from F-KING ENVY and you just TOSS THE SHT OUT LIKE YOUR MOTHER THREW YOU IN THE ABORTION BUCKET!"

>don't mess with Owlnon's cheese
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>"Well, at least my most prized cheese is sa-"
>...
>A hole
>That slimy sack of amphibian shit, F-KED A HOLE
>INTO YOUR PRIZED 10,000 YEAR OLD WHEEL OF GORGONZOLA CHEESE
>Time to take a page from dear old dad
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850921039592423425/914787298183364618/SPOILER_1638170823655.png
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>Stolas comes home to see a gigantic hole in the roof.
>He rushes in to see what had happened and is horrified to see the living room practically dyed in Blitzo's blood.
>He also sees Owlnon with his back turned, looking into the fireplace.
>He's frozen for what feels like hours, but it was only a minute or two, he then musters enough courage to speak.
>"S-Son...why?" He meekly asks, tears running down his cheeks.
>"He f-ked my cheese." Owlnon replies in a harsh, stern tone.
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>Blitzo woke up with a start
>He wasn't dead
>He didn't f-k the che-

>He looks over to the wheel of cheese sharing his bed, a lit cigarette hanging out of the hole
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Coulda been worse.