Ocean's Eight (2018)

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Sub Upload Date: August 29, 2018

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(DOOR OPENS)

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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PAROLE BOARD OFFICER:
Good afternoon, Miss Ocean.

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Hi.

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As you know,
parole is a privilege.

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And one of the restrictions
on any parolee,

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is to avoid the company

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of any person who has
a criminal record of any kind.

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That would include
most of your extended family.

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Yeah, that's obviously
not something I'm proud of.

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Would this pose an impossible
challenge for you?

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No. No.

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I don't want that life.
I never wanted that life.

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My brother, um...

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May he rest in peace,

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was a criminal.

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I loved him,

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but he was a conman.

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It was in his blood.

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- And it's not in your blood?
- No.

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No, sir.

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Um...

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I fell for the wrong person.

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It was a mistake.

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Uh...

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But it happened.

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And if I were to be released,
I would, um...

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Sorry.

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(VOICE BREAKING)
Wow, just saying that...

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(EXHALES HEAVILY)

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If I were to be released,
(CLEARS THROAT)

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I would just want
the simple life.

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I just wanna hold down a job,

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make some friends,

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go for a walk after work
in the fresh air

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and pay my bills.

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(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT
ON P.A.)

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Simple life?

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Nice one.

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- Heard about that?
- Who didn't?

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I had five years
to rehearse it.

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- Here's your stuff.
- Thank you.

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DINA: Nice watch.

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- DEBBIE: It's my brother's.
- DINA: Left it to you?

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I stole it.

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It's fine, Dina.
He stole it, too.

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So we're still gonna get
a regular shipment next week.

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You take your cut, plus
a few extra cartons, okay?

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I want you to trade 'em,
not smoke 'em.

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DINA: So where you going?

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DEBBIE:
Well, I have 45 bucks, Dina.

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I can go anywhere I want.

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(♫ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ♫)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Hi, I'd like to return these.

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Oh, of course.
Do you have your receipt?

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No, but they're unopened.
They haven't been touched.

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I really need your receipt.

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They are sealed.
They are brand new.

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(SIGHS) Do you have
the credit card that you used?

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This is ridiculous!
I bought these last week.

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Ma'am, you can try client
services on the sixth floor.

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You know what? Never mind.
I'll just keep 'em.

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Jesus.

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Can I at least get a bag?

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Sure.

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Thank you.

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Hi. I'm checking out
of room 2814. Gary Randall.

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- Did you have a pleasant stay?
- Terrific.

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My name is Monica.

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Is there anything else
I can do for you?

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Or arrange transportation?

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GARY: I think we're all set.

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DEBBIE:
Hi, this is Mrs. Randall.

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We just checked out
of room 2814.

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May I speak
with Monica, please?

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- This is she.
- Hi, Monica.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Uh, we just found out
our flight was canceled.

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- Oh, no!
- I know, I know.

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And instead of staying

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in some
horrible airport hotel,

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we were hoping that maybe

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we could get
our original room back?

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Yeah, we can give you
that same room back.

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That would be amazing!
Thank you so much!

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Um, we're just
gonna go grab a bite.

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Would it be possible
to get the maid in there now?

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MONICA: Yes, absolutely.

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DEBBIE: Perfect.
We really appreciate it.

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MONICA: It's not a problem.

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DEBBIE: Thank you so much.
We'll see you soon.

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DEBBIE: Hi.

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I'm so sorry.
Can you finish up later?

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I just have
to get off my feet.

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- Of course.
- Thank you so much.

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- Have a great day.
- You, too!

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Bye-bye.

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(SIGHS)

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(♫ POP MUSIC PLAYING ♫)

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JUDGE JUDY: (ON TV)
And he did not move in!

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And he wants his money back.

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And he gets his money back.

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If you said no, does that mean
you didn't take the money?

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What crate are you on?

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APRIL: 15.

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JUDGE JUDY: Listen.

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You think I like you?
You think I believe you?

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You think I trust anything
that you're saying?

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The answer is absolutely not.

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Guys, it's 9:30.

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(JUDGE JUDY CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY ON TV)

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It's too much.
It's too much.

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It's three fingers
from the top.

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Not one, it's three.

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It's a rerun, April.

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She slept with her cousin,
crashed the car.

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The baby's not his.

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What's that taste like?

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(EXHALES) Vodka.

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Vodka. Exactly.
But I don't want vodka.

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I want vodka and water.

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- And do you wanna know why?
- Uh, sure.

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'Cause when you're drunk,
it tastes like vodka.

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- Right.
- BOTH: Right.

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I don't care!

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(♫ LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ♫)

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(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

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LOU: Oh, missed you, too.

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You better be in there.

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(MAN COUGHING)

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(CLICKS TONGUE)

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I know you're there, Reuben.

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You can come on out.

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I was just paying my respects.

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From around the corner?

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What are you doing here?

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They thought I'd be
the best one to talk to you.

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Hmm. Gotta go.

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He didn't want you
to do this, Deborah.

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Do what?

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Whatever it is he wouldn't
tell us you're gonna do.

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- Look, Deb.
- Mmm.

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Sometimes, just knowing
the job will work

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is satisfaction enough.

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You don't actually
gotta do it.

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What else did he say?

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- He said it was brilliant.
- Oh, okay.

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And that you would probably
end up back in prison.

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I'm not gonna end up
back in prison.

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Okay?

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(CAR HORN HONKING)

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(SOFTLY) I gotta go.

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Be careful.

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You're looking sharp.

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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- LOU: Mmm!
- Hey, hey! Take it easy.

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Been in the slammer.

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Oh, I just thought
you changed your number.

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DEBBIE:
Did you get the credit line?

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- Not yet.
- Why not?

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Because I don't know
what it's for.

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(SOFTLY) Oh, my God!

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LOU: Don't do that.

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- Do what?
- (SIGHING)

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That would be my "I've just
been in jail for five years,

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"and my partner
lets me down" face.

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Hey, I'm not your partner.
Yet.

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DEBBIE: This is nice.

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Chain-link, barb wire.

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Brought you something.

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Oh, um...

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Can I exchange
something you stole?

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Well, if you're gonna
have a problem with stealing,

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you're not gonna like
the rest of this conversation.

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- What, we're gonna shoplift?
- Maybe.

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No. See, this is what you do.

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You make me guess and then,
I'm interested.

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- Okay.
- And then you think because

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I'm interested,
that I wanna do it.

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Don't you wanna do things
you're interested in?

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I'm interested
in brain surgery.

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Well, we know
that's not gonna happen.

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(SIGHS) Whatever.
You don't wanna tell me...

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- (SIGHS)
- It's jewels.

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Spectacular,
great, big, blingy,

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big old Liz Taylor jewels,

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that are locked in a vault
50 feet underground.

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How do we get them
out of the vault?

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They're gonna bring 'em to us.

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Oh, bugger!

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- (DOOR CLOSES)
- Oh.

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Nice place.

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LOU: Try heating it.

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There's a room
for you upstairs.

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Your stuff's upstairs, too.

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You know,
I borrowed some shit.

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Figured you weren't using it.

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(♫ UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ♫)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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CARA:
So, is this your gallery?

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- Yeah, one of them.
- Hmm.

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Where are the others?

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Well, I'm opening
one in London.

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Got plans
for another one in Tokyo.

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We're talking about LA,

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but I'm not sure
that makes sense.

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It's all a bit derivative
out there, you know?

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(CHUCKLES) So this is
the only one that exists?

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Well... Physically.

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Excuse me one second.

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Sorry. Sorry.

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(CHUCKLES) Oh, my God.

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I was meaning to call you.

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Jesus, it's great to see you.
You look...

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Recently incarcerated?

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Wonderful. You look wonderful.

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- (CLAUDE GRUNTS)
- Do you know what a shiv is?

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Okay, stop. Just stop.

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Oh, such a nice face.

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You know, inside,

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you're what we call
a pretty girl.

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- I'll call the police.
- Okay.

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Do you know what we do
with snitches?

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- LOU: He saw you?
- DEBBIE: Oh, yeah.

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LOU: Why would you do
something like that?

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Closure?

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Bullshit!

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Jesus!

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(DEBBIE CHUCKLES)

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So did you...

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No.

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Just a little button.

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(LAUGHING)

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DEBBIE: So at first,
I thought banks. 'Cause you know...

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LOU: That's where they
have money?

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DEBBIE: Exactly.
But that's kind of boring.

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So then I thought ten banks.

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Then I realized
that would be maybe

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coming from
an angry place so...

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LOU: Good you realized that.

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DEBBIE: Yes. Then I couldn't
even hear myself think.

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You know,
five women in one cell.

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So I got myself
thrown in solitary

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for a little peace and quiet,

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and that's where
I finally came up with it.

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- It's still a museum.
- So?

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So, it's not like
robbing a liquor store.

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(SPEAKING WITH MOUTH FULL)

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I'm sorry,
I don't speak Ukrainian.

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I said, "We're
not robbing a museum."

254
00:14:13,065 --> 00:14:15,065
We're robbing someone
in a museum.

255
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:16,433
In a museum.

256
00:14:16,435 --> 00:14:18,002
Yeah, you mentioned.

257
00:14:18,004 --> 00:14:19,471
Look.

258
00:14:19,473 --> 00:14:22,173
- Even if this was possible...
- It is possible.

259
00:14:22,175 --> 00:14:24,074
Even if it was,
we'd need, like,

260
00:14:24,076 --> 00:14:26,343
20 people
and half a million dollars.

261
00:14:26,345 --> 00:14:27,477
Seven.

262
00:14:27,479 --> 00:14:28,612
Seven million?

263
00:14:28,614 --> 00:14:30,416
Seven people and 20 grand.

264
00:14:32,453 --> 00:14:34,818
Why do you need to do this?

265
00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:36,954
Because it's what I'm good at.

266
00:14:36,956 --> 00:14:38,958
Uh, yeah.

267
00:14:39,859 --> 00:14:40,925
You know what?

268
00:14:40,927 --> 00:14:43,395
I have run this thing
a thousand times.

269
00:14:43,397 --> 00:14:45,130
Every time I got caught,
I fixed it.

270
00:14:45,132 --> 00:14:46,930
And in three years, I wasn't
getting caught anymore.

271
00:14:46,932 --> 00:14:49,833
By the time I was paroled,
it was running like clockwork.

272
00:14:49,835 --> 00:14:51,602
Perfectly.

273
00:14:51,604 --> 00:14:54,572
And you were there with me,
every step of the way.

274
00:14:54,574 --> 00:14:56,473
Oh, honey, is this a proposal?

275
00:14:56,475 --> 00:14:59,110
Baby, I don't have
a diamond yet.

276
00:14:59,112 --> 00:15:00,745
Come on. Do you
really wanna spend the rest

277
00:15:00,747 --> 00:15:02,380
of your life
watering down well vodka?

278
00:15:02,382 --> 00:15:04,685
Because it's really
kind of a waste.

279
00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:08,419
Come on. Take a bite.

280
00:15:08,421 --> 00:15:10,491
(SOFTLY) Just take a bite.

281
00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:13,893
- You're really irritating.
- Open.

282
00:15:16,997 --> 00:15:18,596
That's good.

283
00:15:18,598 --> 00:15:20,099
Very good.

284
00:15:22,234 --> 00:15:23,834
DEBBIE:
So each year they host

285
00:15:23,836 --> 00:15:25,970
the biggest party
in the world.

286
00:15:25,972 --> 00:15:28,506
And they always get
a huge celebrity to host.

287
00:15:28,508 --> 00:15:29,973
This year, it's Daphne Kluger.

288
00:15:29,975 --> 00:15:31,476
- LOU: Wow!
- (CAMERAS CLICKING)

289
00:15:31,478 --> 00:15:32,843
DEBBIE: Yeah.
But she's not our mark.

290
00:15:32,845 --> 00:15:34,044
LOU: So who's the mark?

291
00:15:34,046 --> 00:15:36,582
All right,
who wants to go first?

292
00:15:37,117 --> 00:15:38,415
Yes.

293
00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:39,851
Do you know
who you're wearing?

294
00:15:39,853 --> 00:15:41,151
Uh, ooh...

295
00:15:41,153 --> 00:15:42,587
La Perla. It's black.

296
00:15:42,589 --> 00:15:44,889
(CHUCKLES)
No, I mean who's dressing you?

297
00:15:44,891 --> 00:15:46,690
DAPHNE: I don't really
know yet.

298
00:15:46,692 --> 00:15:48,425
The designer.

299
00:15:48,427 --> 00:15:50,395
I don't know yet.

300
00:15:50,397 --> 00:15:51,895
But as soon as I do,

301
00:15:51,897 --> 00:15:54,098
you'll be the very first
person that I tell.

302
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,035
Uh, next question?

303
00:15:57,838 --> 00:15:59,304
LOU: All right,
we need a designer.

304
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,572
DEBBIE: Exactly!

305
00:16:00,574 --> 00:16:01,872
LOU: Now a lot of these
we could target.

306
00:16:01,874 --> 00:16:03,107
But Anna won't approve them,

307
00:16:03,109 --> 00:16:04,641
and Anna
has to approve everything.

308
00:16:04,643 --> 00:16:05,977
DEBBIE: I know.

309
00:16:05,979 --> 00:16:07,645
LOU: There's a few
less-established choices,

310
00:16:07,647 --> 00:16:09,146
but they're not gonna
give us the juice we need.

311
00:16:09,148 --> 00:16:10,149
So...

312
00:16:11,785 --> 00:16:13,683
DEBBIE: Rose Weil.
Why do I know that name?

313
00:16:13,685 --> 00:16:15,620
Well, she was big,
in the '90s.

314
00:16:15,622 --> 00:16:17,954
Oh, God, all the Edwardian
collars and the ruffles.

315
00:16:17,956 --> 00:16:20,124
Travesty.
But Anna still likes her.

316
00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:22,693
They do Easter together
every year in Kent.

317
00:16:22,695 --> 00:16:23,895
- Brits?
- Irish.

318
00:16:23,897 --> 00:16:27,700
And she owes the IRS
$5 million.

319
00:16:31,503 --> 00:16:32,903
LOU: It's bad.

320
00:16:32,905 --> 00:16:34,172
There's a lien on her assets,

321
00:16:34,174 --> 00:16:35,372
they've impounded
her passport.

322
00:16:35,374 --> 00:16:36,908
The bank seized her townhouse.

323
00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:38,409
DEBBIE: She sounds amazing.

324
00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:39,510
LOU: Yeah.

325
00:16:39,512 --> 00:16:40,779
I think we got lucky.

326
00:16:40,781 --> 00:16:43,981
She gambled
everything on this.

327
00:16:43,983 --> 00:16:47,418
DEBBIE: This is a flight to
nowhere without any peanuts.

328
00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:50,887
LOU: Self-financed.
Credit from an Omaha bank.

329
00:16:50,889 --> 00:16:52,256
Those guys over there?

330
00:16:52,258 --> 00:16:54,525
The only ones
who'll still loan her money.

331
00:16:54,527 --> 00:16:57,127
- (INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)
- They look a little worried.

332
00:16:57,129 --> 00:17:00,066
LOU: Yeah, who can blame them?
This is a train wreck.

333
00:17:06,974 --> 00:17:08,908
(GAGGING)

334
00:17:14,347 --> 00:17:16,716
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

335
00:17:21,487 --> 00:17:23,122
Congratulations.

336
00:17:24,992 --> 00:17:26,491
Who are you?

337
00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:27,625
Big fans.

338
00:17:27,627 --> 00:17:29,726
- Very big.
- Oh.

339
00:17:29,728 --> 00:17:31,495
- LOU: That was...
- DEBBIE: Just...

340
00:17:31,497 --> 00:17:33,330
- Gorgeous.
- Mmm-hmm.

341
00:17:33,332 --> 00:17:35,002
No, it wasn't.

342
00:17:35,702 --> 00:17:37,668
It was a disaster.

343
00:17:37,670 --> 00:17:40,570
I think you're being
kind of hard on yourself.

344
00:17:40,572 --> 00:17:41,806
DEBBIE: Very.

345
00:17:41,808 --> 00:17:44,576
Did you read this?

346
00:17:44,578 --> 00:17:46,443
It's by a blogger.

347
00:17:46,445 --> 00:17:47,915
DEBBIE: Mmm.

348
00:17:49,715 --> 00:17:51,649
ROSE: "Rose Weil.

349
00:17:51,651 --> 00:17:54,452
"Her new collection
is like taking a tour

350
00:17:54,454 --> 00:17:55,953
"of your grandmother's closet.

351
00:17:55,955 --> 00:17:58,722
"Just as dated,
and just as musty.

352
00:17:58,724 --> 00:18:01,626
"The Eskimo shove their
elders out on an ice floe.

353
00:18:01,628 --> 00:18:02,726
"Just saying."

354
00:18:02,728 --> 00:18:04,495
That's very cruel.

355
00:18:04,497 --> 00:18:06,463
But it doesn't make it true.

356
00:18:06,465 --> 00:18:08,331
Mmm.

357
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,866
How did I get here?

358
00:18:09,868 --> 00:18:12,136
You spent $18 million
in two years

359
00:18:12,138 --> 00:18:14,107
and had two houseboats
on the Seine.

360
00:18:14,674 --> 00:18:15,906
I'm old.

361
00:18:15,908 --> 00:18:17,808
Hey, you're not old.

362
00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:20,877
(SOBBING) I'm old,
and I'm going to prison.

363
00:18:20,879 --> 00:18:23,481
Then I'm going to be
really, really poor.

364
00:18:23,483 --> 00:18:25,616
Not necessarily.

365
00:18:25,618 --> 00:18:29,421
What if we could
make all this go away?

366
00:18:29,423 --> 00:18:31,925
Even get your passport back.

367
00:18:34,627 --> 00:18:36,760
How?

368
00:18:36,762 --> 00:18:39,099
Dress Daphne Kluger
for the Met Ball.

369
00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:42,433
LOU: Mmm.

370
00:18:42,435 --> 00:18:44,068
Are you mad?

371
00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:45,470
DEBBIE: Mmm-mmm.

372
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:46,873
ROSE: No, hang on a minute.

373
00:18:47,974 --> 00:18:49,107
Are you journalists?

374
00:18:49,109 --> 00:18:50,975
- Absolutely not.
- God, no.

375
00:18:50,977 --> 00:18:52,175
Uh-uh.

376
00:18:52,177 --> 00:18:57,014
- Hmm. She seems sort of tense.
- Can be.

377
00:18:57,016 --> 00:19:01,351
Good body. Good boobs.
Huge features.

378
00:19:01,353 --> 00:19:03,119
Eyes like Bambi.

379
00:19:03,121 --> 00:19:06,022
Yeah. She can take
quite a lot.

380
00:19:06,024 --> 00:19:08,792
Maybe we could give her...
Maybe...

381
00:19:08,794 --> 00:19:12,363
Maybe we could give her this.

382
00:19:12,365 --> 00:19:15,766
God, no. Not chic.
We can do better than that.

383
00:19:15,768 --> 00:19:18,403
It's called the Toussaint.

384
00:19:18,405 --> 00:19:19,770
Named for Jeanne Toussaint,

385
00:19:19,772 --> 00:19:22,639
Cartier's director of jewelry
from '33 to '68.

386
00:19:22,641 --> 00:19:25,175
It's over six pounds
of diamonds.

387
00:19:25,177 --> 00:19:26,309
Right.

388
00:19:26,311 --> 00:19:28,378
After she died, they sold it
back to Cartier,

389
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:31,049
and they've kept it
in their vault ever since.

390
00:19:31,051 --> 00:19:32,849
- They've never let it out.
- ROSE: Mmm-hmm.

391
00:19:32,851 --> 00:19:35,252
So then, how are we
gonna get it out?

392
00:19:35,254 --> 00:19:38,658
Well, they might
let it out for her.

393
00:19:41,628 --> 00:19:43,160
The theme of this year's ball

394
00:19:43,162 --> 00:19:44,628
- is European royalty...
- (GASPS)

395
00:19:44,630 --> 00:19:47,732
...of which the crown jewels
are a featured element.

396
00:19:47,734 --> 00:19:52,002
So, if you were to insist
on the Toussaint

397
00:19:52,004 --> 00:19:55,207
on behalf of Daphne Kluger...

398
00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:05,715
(WHISPERS) Must be worth
quite a lot.

399
00:20:05,717 --> 00:20:07,018
DEBBIE: Yeah.

400
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:09,019
- These are all Russians.
- They're hackers.

401
00:20:09,021 --> 00:20:10,520
Are there no hackers
who aren't Russian?

402
00:20:10,522 --> 00:20:13,190
No, there's barely any
Russians who aren't hackers.

403
00:20:13,192 --> 00:20:16,396
- Just keep looking, please.
- Sure.

404
00:20:21,867 --> 00:20:23,403
(AMITA SPEAKING HINDI)

405
00:20:24,838 --> 00:20:26,339
(AMITA'S MOTHER SPEAKING HINDI)

406
00:20:45,492 --> 00:20:46,891
(IN ENGLISH) Okay.

407
00:20:46,893 --> 00:20:48,962
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

408
00:21:01,573 --> 00:21:04,508
Sorry about Danny.

409
00:21:04,510 --> 00:21:07,080
Sorry about your pops.

410
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,981
So, what are you doing here?

411
00:21:10,983 --> 00:21:13,417
I might have
something for you.

412
00:21:13,419 --> 00:21:14,519
A job.

413
00:21:14,521 --> 00:21:16,686
You wanna run some stuff
through the store?

414
00:21:16,688 --> 00:21:18,455
No, thank you.

415
00:21:18,457 --> 00:21:19,959
A little more than that.

416
00:21:21,894 --> 00:21:23,160
How long would it take you

417
00:21:23,162 --> 00:21:24,395
to make
seven pieces of jewelry,

418
00:21:24,397 --> 00:21:26,763
if the stones
were already cut?

419
00:21:26,765 --> 00:21:29,503
Probably five or six hours.

420
00:21:31,137 --> 00:21:32,703
How long if I told you
you didn't have to

421
00:21:32,705 --> 00:21:34,006
live with your mother anymore?

422
00:21:35,308 --> 00:21:36,510
Less.

423
00:21:40,445 --> 00:21:42,512
I'm never taking
the F-train again.

424
00:21:42,514 --> 00:21:43,550
(LOU SHUSHING)

425
00:21:44,518 --> 00:21:45,715
She's in.

426
00:21:45,717 --> 00:21:47,550
DEBBIE: She is in where?

427
00:21:47,552 --> 00:21:50,020
This what you talking about?
Bunch of vases.

428
00:21:50,022 --> 00:21:51,558
LOU: Yeah,
that's the Egyptian wing.

429
00:21:52,425 --> 00:21:53,691
She's in the Met?

430
00:21:53,693 --> 00:21:55,558
Security cameras.

431
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,397
There's a lot of 'em.

432
00:21:57,996 --> 00:21:59,430
My name's Debbie.

433
00:21:59,432 --> 00:22:01,866
- Nine Ball.
- What's your real name?

434
00:22:01,868 --> 00:22:02,933
Eight Ball.

435
00:22:02,935 --> 00:22:04,167
We use real names around here.

436
00:22:04,169 --> 00:22:06,138
Could I talk to you
for a minute?

437
00:22:08,273 --> 00:22:09,741
I asked you
to get me a hacker.

438
00:22:09,743 --> 00:22:11,341
She is one of the best hackers
on the East Coast.

439
00:22:11,343 --> 00:22:12,876
- Oh, I'm honored...
- She has other clients.

440
00:22:12,878 --> 00:22:14,177
They don't know
her real name either.

441
00:22:14,179 --> 00:22:15,745
I'm sorry, "other clients"?

442
00:22:15,747 --> 00:22:17,115
- Now?
- Yeah.

443
00:22:17,117 --> 00:22:20,049
Did you tell her
what her cut was?

444
00:22:20,051 --> 00:22:22,188
- Of course.
- And?

445
00:22:28,794 --> 00:22:31,197
(WHISPERING)
Look. She's smoking!

446
00:22:34,766 --> 00:22:36,934
So, Nine Ball.

447
00:22:36,936 --> 00:22:40,703
Uh, do I call you
Nine Ball? Nine...

448
00:22:40,705 --> 00:22:42,341
Or Baller.

449
00:22:43,074 --> 00:22:45,411
Baller? Okay. Okay.

450
00:22:45,845 --> 00:22:47,510
Uh-oh.

451
00:22:47,512 --> 00:22:49,880
You know your footprint
is a disaster, right?

452
00:22:49,882 --> 00:22:53,050
- I'm sorry, what?
- Your footprint.

453
00:22:53,052 --> 00:22:55,385
- My footprint?
- Yes, ma'am.

454
00:22:55,387 --> 00:22:56,855
If you're planning
to steal shit,

455
00:22:56,857 --> 00:22:58,355
you definitely
got to clean this up,

456
00:22:58,357 --> 00:23:01,392
'cause right now, my
little sister could hack you.

457
00:23:01,394 --> 00:23:04,130
Oh, right.
'Cause we had this guy...

458
00:23:07,265 --> 00:23:10,701
- (BEEPS)
- (POWERING UP)

459
00:23:10,703 --> 00:23:12,101
Gotcha.

460
00:23:12,103 --> 00:23:14,373
We'll clean that up.

461
00:23:17,275 --> 00:23:20,077
- Can I ask where we're going?
- You'll see in a minute.

462
00:23:20,079 --> 00:23:21,612
Right, we're going to meet

463
00:23:21,614 --> 00:23:22,846
- Doris Kluger...
- Daphne.

464
00:23:22,848 --> 00:23:24,347
- Daphne.
- Someone even more famous.

465
00:23:24,349 --> 00:23:26,349
LOU: Someone who makes
Daphne Kluger jealous.

466
00:23:26,351 --> 00:23:28,088
- ROSE: Jealous?
- LOU: Hmm.

467
00:23:29,555 --> 00:23:30,887
DEBBIE: In a minute,
we're gonna stand up.

468
00:23:30,889 --> 00:23:32,155
She's gonna sit down.

469
00:23:32,157 --> 00:23:33,891
You'll recognize her.
Just be cool.

470
00:23:33,893 --> 00:23:35,192
- LOU: Aloof.
- But kind.

471
00:23:35,194 --> 00:23:37,362
- But not too kind.
- Yeah.

472
00:23:37,364 --> 00:23:38,395
You're sweating.

473
00:23:38,397 --> 00:23:40,263
- Yeah, look, I sweat.
- Don't.

474
00:23:40,265 --> 00:23:41,499
On her left hand is a tattoo.

475
00:23:41,501 --> 00:23:43,834
I want you to take it,
admire it,

476
00:23:43,836 --> 00:23:46,737
but make physical contact,
and that's when we'll get it.

477
00:23:46,739 --> 00:23:48,341
"It"? What's "it"?

478
00:23:52,043 --> 00:23:53,379
(NECK CRACKING)

479
00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:56,516
Hi. Wow.

480
00:23:57,582 --> 00:23:59,016
Oh, I know you!

481
00:23:59,018 --> 00:24:01,885
Yes, I know you. I've seen you.
I've seen you in things.

482
00:24:01,887 --> 00:24:03,487
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

483
00:24:03,489 --> 00:24:04,989
- No, you're good.
- Oh, thank you.

484
00:24:04,991 --> 00:24:07,290
- You're really good. Yeah.
- Thank you.

485
00:24:07,292 --> 00:24:08,791
Well, I just really wanted
to say, "Thank you."

486
00:24:08,793 --> 00:24:10,226
Thank you?

487
00:24:10,228 --> 00:24:13,265
For helping us with
the feline rescue project.

488
00:24:15,534 --> 00:24:17,335
(CAMERA CLICKING)

489
00:24:17,337 --> 00:24:19,103
DAPHNE: Penelope Stern?

490
00:24:19,105 --> 00:24:21,337
Is she even old enough
to go to the Met Ball?

491
00:24:21,339 --> 00:24:22,607
- (SCOFFS)
- Apparently.

492
00:24:22,609 --> 00:24:24,206
Who cares
who's dressing her anyway?

493
00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:27,112
Uh, I think Page Six.

494
00:24:31,717 --> 00:24:34,484
I never met with Rose Weil.
You said I met with everybody.

495
00:24:34,486 --> 00:24:37,354
- You said she was a relic.
- I meant iconic.

496
00:24:37,356 --> 00:24:39,624
Do you want me
to set up a meeting?

497
00:24:39,626 --> 00:24:41,024
(MIMICS MOCKINGLY)

498
00:24:41,026 --> 00:24:43,262
- Yes!
- Okay.

499
00:24:47,699 --> 00:24:49,733
ROSE: I watched
one of her films last night.

500
00:24:49,735 --> 00:24:51,269
She's actually really good.

501
00:24:51,271 --> 00:24:53,135
LOU: Whatever you do,
don't fawn.

502
00:24:53,137 --> 00:24:54,504
DEBBIE: Just ignore her.

503
00:24:54,506 --> 00:24:56,007
LOU: Indifference,
it's an aphrodisiac.

504
00:24:56,009 --> 00:24:57,208
DEBBIE:
Very little eye contact.

505
00:24:57,210 --> 00:24:58,675
- Rose.
- Oh.

506
00:24:58,677 --> 00:25:01,845
- Daphne. Miss Kluger.
- Finally. (CHUCKLES)

507
00:25:01,847 --> 00:25:05,849
So, thank you so much
for meeting me so last minute.

508
00:25:05,851 --> 00:25:09,355
I am such an admirer of yours.
I have so many of your pieces.

509
00:25:11,657 --> 00:25:13,824
- Really?
- Yeah.

510
00:25:13,826 --> 00:25:17,027
So, this search...
It has not been easy.

511
00:25:17,029 --> 00:25:18,529
And everything we've seen,

512
00:25:18,531 --> 00:25:20,798
- you know, it's been great.
- ROSE: Mmm-hmm.

513
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,433
DAPHNE: But it's been tired

514
00:25:23,435 --> 00:25:25,335
and you seem different.

515
00:25:25,337 --> 00:25:28,608
You know, like
you're immune to judgment.

516
00:25:30,143 --> 00:25:34,280
Like you're above all that.

517
00:25:35,514 --> 00:25:36,515
I'm sorry, what?

518
00:25:40,852 --> 00:25:42,552
What is going on?

519
00:25:42,554 --> 00:25:43,520
Uh...

520
00:25:43,522 --> 00:25:45,355
- Oh, sorry.
- (PLATE CLANGS)

521
00:25:45,357 --> 00:25:47,558
Um, what were you saying?

522
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,763
I'm trying to hire you
for the Met Ball.

523
00:25:52,499 --> 00:25:55,335
Great. Thank you. My honor.

524
00:25:56,034 --> 00:25:57,302
Flattered.

525
00:25:59,839 --> 00:26:01,370
Wait till you see.

526
00:26:01,372 --> 00:26:03,607
This girl has some of the best
hands I've ever seen.

527
00:26:03,609 --> 00:26:05,542
Is this one sane?

528
00:26:05,544 --> 00:26:07,377
Hundred percent.

529
00:26:07,379 --> 00:26:08,811
All right, here's how
we're playing.

530
00:26:08,813 --> 00:26:10,146
Red is money, okay?

531
00:26:10,148 --> 00:26:12,516
Really? Three-card Monte?

532
00:26:12,518 --> 00:26:14,451
Follow the Queen,
live your dream.

533
00:26:14,453 --> 00:26:16,820
But don't sleep. Don't sleep.

534
00:26:16,822 --> 00:26:18,690
'Cause she might disappear,
you saw that?

535
00:26:19,759 --> 00:26:20,825
It's lit, right?

536
00:26:20,827 --> 00:26:22,526
She came back, though.
She likes you.

537
00:26:22,528 --> 00:26:25,596
All right, let's hit it.
And we're following the Queen.

538
00:26:25,598 --> 00:26:28,398
And we're following the Queen.

539
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,666
Is this our only choice?

540
00:26:29,668 --> 00:26:31,601
The turnover
in pickpockets is huge.

541
00:26:31,603 --> 00:26:34,104
Where she at?
Where that bitch at?

542
00:26:34,106 --> 00:26:35,440
Where she at?

543
00:26:35,442 --> 00:26:36,443
That one.

544
00:26:38,144 --> 00:26:40,010
Wanna call a lifeline
on that one?

545
00:26:40,012 --> 00:26:42,847
- No. That one.
- (TAPPING)

546
00:26:42,849 --> 00:26:46,149
All right. That one is mine.

547
00:26:46,151 --> 00:26:47,952
Come on,
there's no hard feelings.

548
00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:50,220
And you're a real one, you
know? You know what I mean?

549
00:26:50,222 --> 00:26:52,990
Yeah, come back any time.

550
00:26:52,992 --> 00:26:55,725
- Not bad.
- Yeah. I thought so.

551
00:26:55,727 --> 00:27:00,297
- Turkey and provolone, please.
- (♫ MUSIC PLAYING ♫)

552
00:27:00,299 --> 00:27:02,499
So, I'm lifting one necklace.

553
00:27:02,501 --> 00:27:03,733
LOU:
It's a very nice necklace.

554
00:27:03,735 --> 00:27:05,304
CONSTANCE:
Uh, lettuce and tomato.

555
00:27:06,772 --> 00:27:10,109
- And this is legit, the money?
- Hundred percent.

556
00:27:11,409 --> 00:27:13,779
- Okay, I'm in.
- Great.

557
00:27:15,714 --> 00:27:18,217
Uh, can I get
my watch back, please?

558
00:27:23,589 --> 00:27:26,826
Thank you. And hers as well.

559
00:27:27,626 --> 00:27:29,426
No, I...

560
00:27:29,428 --> 00:27:31,531
- Sorry.
- It's okay.

561
00:27:34,199 --> 00:27:35,532
DEBBIE: Who do we have,
who do we have?

562
00:27:35,534 --> 00:27:38,368
- What about Ivy?
- No, still in jail.

563
00:27:38,370 --> 00:27:40,069
- Really?
- What about him?

564
00:27:40,071 --> 00:27:41,238
- Well, he's a him.
- So?

565
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,539
Don't want a him.

566
00:27:42,541 --> 00:27:43,440
Because it's a him
or because it's a "him"?

567
00:27:43,442 --> 00:27:44,875
No, he's not a "him."

568
00:27:44,877 --> 00:27:46,410
- I barely know the guy.
- What's wrong with a him?

569
00:27:46,412 --> 00:27:47,845
A him gets noticed,
a her gets ignored,

570
00:27:47,847 --> 00:27:49,980
and for once,
we wanna be ignored.

571
00:27:49,982 --> 00:27:51,382
What about Tammy?

572
00:27:51,384 --> 00:27:52,944
- (DOG BARKING)
- (BALL BOUNCING LOUDLY)

573
00:28:05,798 --> 00:28:07,064
Hey, buddy,

574
00:28:07,066 --> 00:28:09,566
can you do me a favor?
Can you take that outside?

575
00:28:09,568 --> 00:28:11,501
(LOUD BOUNCING CONTINUES)

576
00:28:11,503 --> 00:28:13,772
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

577
00:28:17,443 --> 00:28:19,644
(DOG CONTINUES BARKING)

578
00:28:19,646 --> 00:28:21,645
Debbie, I am with my family.

579
00:28:21,647 --> 00:28:22,916
- I told you...
- I'm outside.

580
00:28:24,116 --> 00:28:26,083
- What?
- I'm in your garage.

581
00:28:26,085 --> 00:28:27,387
(SIGHS)

582
00:28:29,489 --> 00:28:31,491
- (WHISPERS) Deb?
- DEBBIE: Hmm?

583
00:28:33,126 --> 00:28:37,027
Deb, what are you doing here?
I thought you were in jail.

584
00:28:37,029 --> 00:28:39,395
Mmm. I got out.

585
00:28:39,397 --> 00:28:42,834
Look at all this.
Thought you retired?

586
00:28:43,735 --> 00:28:44,801
I did.

587
00:28:44,803 --> 00:28:47,471
Not as exciting
as hijacking trucks

588
00:28:47,473 --> 00:28:49,607
that are smuggling dishwashers
from Canada, right?

589
00:28:49,609 --> 00:28:51,375
Yeah, well,
I don't do that anymore.

590
00:28:51,377 --> 00:28:52,675
But you were
so very good at it.

591
00:28:52,677 --> 00:28:54,511
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

592
00:28:54,513 --> 00:28:56,646
So these are all
for personal use, right?

593
00:28:56,648 --> 00:29:00,318
- What do you want?
- Just wanna reconnect.

594
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,251
- Oh, yeah?
- Mmm-hmm.

595
00:29:02,253 --> 00:29:04,520
- Reconnect?
- Mmm-hmm.

596
00:29:04,522 --> 00:29:06,289
You're not bored out here,
are you, Tam-Tam?

597
00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:09,292
No, I'm not bored
out here at all.

598
00:29:09,294 --> 00:29:10,961
- Good, good.
- No.

599
00:29:10,963 --> 00:29:15,632
- Why would you ask that?
- Because I need a fence.

600
00:29:15,634 --> 00:29:17,734
Well, I told you I don't do
that anymore. I'm out.

601
00:29:17,736 --> 00:29:20,503
- It's a big job.
- I don't care.

602
00:29:20,505 --> 00:29:21,939
Do you want me to tell you
how big a job it is?

603
00:29:21,941 --> 00:29:23,572
No. No, I really don't.

604
00:29:23,574 --> 00:29:25,742
I think I'm gonna tell you
how big the job is.

605
00:29:25,744 --> 00:29:27,512
(INAUDIBLE)

606
00:29:31,015 --> 00:29:32,549
- Are you kidding?
- No.

607
00:29:32,551 --> 00:29:34,785
- Mommy, when's dinner ready?
- (GASPS) Shit!

608
00:29:34,787 --> 00:29:36,920
Uh, sweetheart,
I will be right there.

609
00:29:36,922 --> 00:29:39,189
I'm so sorry.
Mommy will be right there.

610
00:29:39,191 --> 00:29:40,991
- But I'm hungry!
- (INAUDIBLE)

611
00:29:40,993 --> 00:29:44,563
I know, sweetheart, I promise,
I will be right there.

612
00:29:47,599 --> 00:29:50,602
- (WHISPERING) Thanks a lot.
- She sounds sweet.

613
00:29:51,203 --> 00:29:52,571
(TAMMY SIGHS)

614
00:29:53,705 --> 00:29:56,408
How do you explain all this
to your husband?

615
00:29:58,110 --> 00:29:59,579
eBay.

616
00:30:17,762 --> 00:30:20,766
LOU: Okay, everybody.
Let's get started.

617
00:30:29,975 --> 00:30:32,142
We would like
to present to you all

618
00:30:32,144 --> 00:30:33,877
with a hypothetical situation.

619
00:30:33,879 --> 00:30:37,814
- How hypothetical?
- Not very, unless we screw up.

620
00:30:37,816 --> 00:30:40,850
$16.5 million in each of
your bank accounts,

621
00:30:40,852 --> 00:30:42,452
- five weeks from now.
- (ALL GASPS)

622
00:30:42,454 --> 00:30:44,654
(NINE BALL WHISTLES)

623
00:30:44,656 --> 00:30:46,257
In three and a half weeks,

624
00:30:46,259 --> 00:30:47,991
the Met will be
hosting its annual ball,

625
00:30:47,993 --> 00:30:50,493
celebrating
its new costume exhibit,

626
00:30:50,495 --> 00:30:52,095
and we are going to rob it.

627
00:30:52,097 --> 00:30:53,830
Not the ball itself,

628
00:30:53,832 --> 00:30:55,633
but a very important
set of diamonds

629
00:30:55,635 --> 00:30:56,767
that will be
attending the ball.

630
00:30:56,769 --> 00:30:59,536
On the neck of Daphne Kluger.

631
00:30:59,538 --> 00:31:00,937
Who Rose will be dressing.

632
00:31:00,939 --> 00:31:03,706
- The Toussaint?
- DEBBIE: Very good.

633
00:31:03,708 --> 00:31:05,943
Once Daphne
is inadvertently onboard,

634
00:31:05,945 --> 00:31:08,243
we can then get the necklace
out of the Cartier vault,

635
00:31:08,245 --> 00:31:11,181
hack the Met security system,
thank you, Nine Ball,

636
00:31:11,183 --> 00:31:12,648
and infiltrate the Gala,

637
00:31:12,650 --> 00:31:14,684
considered to be
one of the most exclusive...

638
00:31:14,686 --> 00:31:16,720
The most exclusive.

639
00:31:16,722 --> 00:31:20,958
The most exclusive
party invitation in America.

640
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,460
So go home,
get your affairs in order,

641
00:31:23,462 --> 00:31:25,529
because tomorrow,
we begin pulling off

642
00:31:25,531 --> 00:31:29,101
one of the biggest
jewelry heists in history.

643
00:31:37,743 --> 00:31:40,609
- Where are you going?
- I'm going to the big city.

644
00:31:40,611 --> 00:31:43,079
- How long?
- Uh, not too long, I promise.

645
00:31:43,081 --> 00:31:44,984
I'll be back
before you know it.

646
00:31:46,051 --> 00:31:47,585
What are you gonna do?

647
00:31:47,587 --> 00:31:51,053
I am going to help my friend
Debbie with her job.

648
00:31:51,055 --> 00:31:52,689
What kind of job?

649
00:31:52,691 --> 00:31:54,825
- It's complicated.
- Can I come with you?

650
00:31:54,827 --> 00:31:59,530
No, sweetie, this is Mommy's
very special work trip.

651
00:31:59,532 --> 00:32:01,764
DEBBIE: It is my account,
it is my money,

652
00:32:01,766 --> 00:32:03,232
and the only reason
I can't access it

653
00:32:03,234 --> 00:32:05,101
is because I cannot remember
the make and model

654
00:32:05,103 --> 00:32:06,770
of my second cousin's
first car.

655
00:32:06,772 --> 00:32:08,838
So if you could just...
(INHALES DEEPLY)

656
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,639
I don't wanna
make a withdrawal,

657
00:32:10,641 --> 00:32:12,878
I would like
to make a deposit.

658
00:32:13,412 --> 00:32:15,378
Yes, I...

659
00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:17,213
- Hey, can I...
- (SHUSHING)

660
00:32:17,215 --> 00:32:21,751
Exactly, yes. Yes, I'll hold.
What's up?

661
00:32:21,753 --> 00:32:24,754
Oh, hey, I was wondering
if I can get a MetroCard,

662
00:32:24,756 --> 00:32:28,090
'cause I'm skateboarding in
from Queens every day.

663
00:32:28,092 --> 00:32:30,527
Can I get a MetroCard?

664
00:32:30,529 --> 00:32:32,229
(STAMMERS)
I don't have a MetroCard.

665
00:32:32,231 --> 00:32:33,495
You don't have a MetroCard?

666
00:32:33,497 --> 00:32:34,731
I don't have a MetroCard.

667
00:32:34,733 --> 00:32:36,398
What are you, a tourist?

668
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:37,803
(CHUCKLES)

669
00:32:38,771 --> 00:32:40,870
You're fascinating.

670
00:32:40,872 --> 00:32:42,338
You're gonna just
throw me one dub

671
00:32:42,340 --> 00:32:43,740
for a MetroCard? That's it?

672
00:32:43,742 --> 00:32:46,143
How about this?
We steal $50 million,

673
00:32:46,145 --> 00:32:48,546
I'll buy everybody MetroCards.
How's that?

674
00:32:48,548 --> 00:32:49,749
Okay.

675
00:32:52,518 --> 00:32:54,550
- Is that your brother?
- Mmm-hmm.

676
00:32:54,552 --> 00:32:55,953
- He's hot.
- Mmm.

677
00:32:55,955 --> 00:32:57,520
CONSTANCE:
You sure he's dead or...

678
00:32:57,522 --> 00:32:58,757
DEBBIE: No.

679
00:33:02,628 --> 00:33:05,428
Yes, sweetie,
Mommy is in her new job now.

680
00:33:05,430 --> 00:33:06,495
Charlie,
will you do me a favor?

681
00:33:06,497 --> 00:33:08,164
Can you put that right there?

682
00:33:08,166 --> 00:33:10,066
What, sweetheart?

683
00:33:10,068 --> 00:33:11,737
Um, uh, well...

684
00:33:12,605 --> 00:33:14,637
Mommy finds very special toys,

685
00:33:14,639 --> 00:33:17,973
and then she finds
new homes for them.

686
00:33:17,975 --> 00:33:21,877
Yes, exactly like your turtle.
That is exactly right.

687
00:33:21,879 --> 00:33:24,646
(WHISPERING) Thank you so much,
Charlie, thank you.

688
00:33:24,648 --> 00:33:26,049
Sweetheart, I have to go.

689
00:33:26,051 --> 00:33:27,783
I just got a brand new
toy for Debbie,

690
00:33:27,785 --> 00:33:29,452
and I can't wait
to play with it.

691
00:33:29,454 --> 00:33:32,122
(WHIRRING)

692
00:33:32,124 --> 00:33:33,793
(POWERING DOWN)

693
00:33:42,567 --> 00:33:44,768
Zirconium.

694
00:33:44,770 --> 00:33:46,301
- I like it.
- Yeah, I bet you do.

695
00:33:46,303 --> 00:33:47,471
Unhand the man.

696
00:33:47,473 --> 00:33:49,639
Thank you very much.

697
00:33:49,641 --> 00:33:52,108
Here are your
very special glasses.

698
00:33:52,110 --> 00:33:56,012
If Rose can pull this off,
and that is a very big "if",

699
00:33:56,014 --> 00:33:58,449
these glasses
will scan the real necklace

700
00:33:58,451 --> 00:34:01,652
and send a digital print
back to us here.

701
00:34:01,654 --> 00:34:03,286
Once we have that,

702
00:34:03,288 --> 00:34:04,622
this thing will print

703
00:34:04,624 --> 00:34:07,691
a replica
of the necklace in zirconium.

704
00:34:07,693 --> 00:34:09,628
(♫ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ♫)

705
00:34:33,985 --> 00:34:37,654
- (WHISPERING) Where is it?
- These are not the Toussaint.

706
00:34:37,656 --> 00:34:40,523
We thought you might
want to see these first.

707
00:34:40,525 --> 00:34:42,925
Right. What for?

708
00:34:42,927 --> 00:34:47,630
There are certain logistical
problems with that necklace.

709
00:34:47,632 --> 00:34:49,565
We wouldn't even know
how to insure it.

710
00:34:49,567 --> 00:34:51,367
(INHALES DEEPLY)

711
00:34:51,369 --> 00:34:53,302
All right.

712
00:34:53,304 --> 00:34:54,704
(WHISPERING) "We were
very clear on the phone."

713
00:34:54,706 --> 00:34:56,072
Yes. We were
very clear on the phone.

714
00:34:56,074 --> 00:34:58,242
We are only interested
in the Toussaint.

715
00:34:58,244 --> 00:34:59,677
Yeah.

716
00:34:59,679 --> 00:35:04,116
Well, then, that would have to
be a much longer discussion.

717
00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:13,123
That necklace is valued at
over $150 million.

718
00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:15,659
Well, I'm not really
a numbers person.

719
00:35:15,661 --> 00:35:18,328
It would require
its own security team,

720
00:35:18,330 --> 00:35:19,795
a new insurance policy.

721
00:35:19,797 --> 00:35:21,965
I'm sure you'll work out
all those details.

722
00:35:21,967 --> 00:35:24,400
(SCOFFS)
Oh, it's not that simple.

723
00:35:24,402 --> 00:35:27,038
I'm afraid the answer is no.

724
00:35:28,406 --> 00:35:29,605
No?

725
00:35:29,607 --> 00:35:31,209
No.

726
00:35:35,947 --> 00:35:38,349
Look, can I be frank?

727
00:35:38,351 --> 00:35:41,050
I have always loved Cartier.

728
00:35:41,052 --> 00:35:43,186
I think, historically,
this has been

729
00:35:43,188 --> 00:35:45,788
the most significant
house in the world.

730
00:35:45,790 --> 00:35:48,559
But there is whole generation
out there

731
00:35:48,561 --> 00:35:50,296
who mispronounce your name.

732
00:35:51,563 --> 00:35:53,262
French can be difficult.

733
00:35:53,264 --> 00:35:54,866
(ROSE SPEAKING FRENCH)

734
00:36:14,319 --> 00:36:15,788
Oui.

735
00:36:38,643 --> 00:36:39,878
(DOOR CLOSES)

736
00:36:55,728 --> 00:36:58,030
(AMITA INHALES SHARPLY)

737
00:37:15,581 --> 00:37:17,146
Stop it. Stop,

738
00:37:17,148 --> 00:37:19,348
- that doesn't help. Stop.
- Okay, all right. All right.

739
00:37:25,489 --> 00:37:26,991
Mmm.

740
00:37:27,558 --> 00:37:28,992
(COUGHS)

741
00:37:28,994 --> 00:37:30,963
We're too far underground.
Can't get a signal.

742
00:37:33,031 --> 00:37:34,764
Very secure down here, huh?

743
00:37:34,766 --> 00:37:37,002
Five feet of solid concrete.

744
00:37:42,174 --> 00:37:44,476
You said you wanted
to see it in the light.

745
00:37:46,578 --> 00:37:48,612
You wanted to see
the necklace in the light.

746
00:37:48,614 --> 00:37:49,815
Right!

747
00:37:51,583 --> 00:37:53,181
This is light.

748
00:37:53,183 --> 00:37:56,485
No, no, no, she means real
light. Natural light, yes.

749
00:37:56,487 --> 00:38:00,222
The red carpet happens
while the sun is still out.

750
00:38:00,224 --> 00:38:01,257
Yes, no,

751
00:38:01,259 --> 00:38:03,592
- I'm afraid that's vital.
- It's vital.

752
00:38:03,594 --> 00:38:07,130
Mmm. No, I must have the sun.

753
00:38:07,132 --> 00:38:09,233
She must have the sun.

754
00:38:09,235 --> 00:38:11,835
- How is this light, Ms. Weil?
- Um...

755
00:38:11,837 --> 00:38:14,974
Yes, I think,
yes, we have the sun.

756
00:38:15,607 --> 00:38:17,308
Much better.

757
00:38:19,610 --> 00:38:20,879
Mmm.

758
00:38:24,782 --> 00:38:26,250
- There it is!
- All right.

759
00:38:26,252 --> 00:38:27,319
Hello, sexy.

760
00:38:44,770 --> 00:38:46,839
TAMMY: Come on, come on.

761
00:38:49,973 --> 00:38:51,340
Ms. Weil. Is she okay?

762
00:38:51,342 --> 00:38:52,976
- She's fine.
- ROSE: Hmm.

763
00:38:52,978 --> 00:38:54,610
She needs to take it in.

764
00:38:54,612 --> 00:38:55,915
This is her process.

765
00:38:59,618 --> 00:39:00,684
TAMMY: It looks really good.

766
00:39:00,686 --> 00:39:02,354
- It's so clear.
- Yeah.

767
00:39:02,753 --> 00:39:03,956
Come on.

768
00:39:10,462 --> 00:39:12,262
No, okay. You gotta...

769
00:39:12,264 --> 00:39:13,396
No. Yep.

770
00:39:13,398 --> 00:39:14,797
- If you are done, Ms. Weil...
- (SHUSHES)

771
00:39:14,799 --> 00:39:16,835
- ...we'd like to...
- (GASPS)

772
00:39:17,770 --> 00:39:18,969
...return this to the vault.

773
00:39:18,971 --> 00:39:20,172
Ms. Weil?

774
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:22,241
Ms. Weil.

775
00:39:25,177 --> 00:39:26,945
- ALL: Yes!
- (ALL WHOOPING)

776
00:39:28,214 --> 00:39:29,281
I'm done.

777
00:39:33,619 --> 00:39:35,451
(MACHINE WHIRRING)

778
00:39:35,453 --> 00:39:36,921
Sweet.

779
00:39:39,857 --> 00:39:41,226
Mmm-hmm.

780
00:39:41,826 --> 00:39:43,194
(ROSE GASPS)

781
00:39:44,029 --> 00:39:46,331
Oh, my God!

782
00:39:57,109 --> 00:39:59,242
- Well?
- I don't know.

783
00:39:59,244 --> 00:40:01,277
Well, you don't know
because this is only a muslin.

784
00:40:01,279 --> 00:40:03,045
It's going to be pink,
for a start.

785
00:40:03,047 --> 00:40:05,014
I know it's going to be pink,
but I don't know.

786
00:40:05,016 --> 00:40:06,449
Yeah, I feel like
it's the waist.

787
00:40:06,451 --> 00:40:07,684
I feel, like, it's just...
And then the bottom.

788
00:40:07,686 --> 00:40:09,018
I don't know about the bottom.

789
00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:10,353
ROSE: We can definitely
change the hem.

790
00:40:10,355 --> 00:40:11,755
- It's the necklace.
- Oh, no.

791
00:40:11,757 --> 00:40:12,822
- It's not the necklace.
- It is the necklace.

792
00:40:12,824 --> 00:40:14,625
It's just messy.

793
00:40:14,627 --> 00:40:15,791
No, no, no, it's not messy.

794
00:40:15,793 --> 00:40:17,494
It's messy
'cause it's safety pins.

795
00:40:17,496 --> 00:40:19,027
No, you must remember
the diamonds.

796
00:40:19,029 --> 00:40:20,496
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- It's gonna be diamonds.

797
00:40:20,498 --> 00:40:23,166
(HYPERVENTILATING)
I just feel like I look huge.

798
00:40:23,168 --> 00:40:25,601
Hey, Daphne, come here.
Come here. Come here.

799
00:40:25,603 --> 00:40:29,105
Listen, deep breath...
Deep breath.

800
00:40:29,107 --> 00:40:30,773
(BREATHING DEEPLY)

801
00:40:30,775 --> 00:40:33,242
Listen, look.

802
00:40:33,244 --> 00:40:37,045
You've got one of the greatest
necks in the world.

803
00:40:37,047 --> 00:40:38,547
In fact, you've got
the only neck

804
00:40:38,549 --> 00:40:41,550
that could carry
this necklace off.

805
00:40:41,552 --> 00:40:45,454
(STAMMERING)
With your neck, this necklace...

806
00:40:45,456 --> 00:40:50,159
You are gonna walk
into that Met Gala,

807
00:40:50,161 --> 00:40:52,430
and you are gonna
light up the sky.

808
00:40:58,369 --> 00:41:00,672
Thank you. (INHALES DEEPLY)

809
00:41:01,873 --> 00:41:03,472
- You're welcome.
- (EXHALES DEEPLY)

810
00:41:03,474 --> 00:41:05,842
If you like him,
you go right,

811
00:41:05,844 --> 00:41:08,043
and if you don't...

812
00:41:08,045 --> 00:41:09,311
- I go left.
- Yeah, you go left.

813
00:41:09,313 --> 00:41:10,713
- So...
- Okay, that sounds easy.

814
00:41:10,715 --> 00:41:12,414
- So do you like him?
- Ooh. I like him a lot.

815
00:41:12,416 --> 00:41:13,748
Okay, why?

816
00:41:13,750 --> 00:41:15,117
AMITA: He looks kind.

817
00:41:15,119 --> 00:41:16,552
I'm gonna swipe right.

818
00:41:16,554 --> 00:41:18,621
- CONSTANCE: Okay. All right.
- AMITA: Oh, my God!

819
00:41:18,623 --> 00:41:19,889
So does that mean...

820
00:41:19,891 --> 00:41:21,224
CONSTANCE: He liked you back!
He likes you, too!

821
00:41:21,226 --> 00:41:22,391
What happens now?
What happens now?

822
00:41:22,393 --> 00:41:24,326
- So you can message him.
- Okay.

823
00:41:24,328 --> 00:41:27,230
And you can say, maybe,
like, the eggplant emoji,

824
00:41:27,232 --> 00:41:29,299
or maybe the girl
that does this.

825
00:41:29,301 --> 00:41:32,538
(♫ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ♫)

826
00:41:53,023 --> 00:41:54,659
(COUGHING)

827
00:42:19,683 --> 00:42:21,284
(IN SOUTHERN ACCENT)
Excuse me.

828
00:42:21,286 --> 00:42:22,751
Can you help me
with something?

829
00:42:22,753 --> 00:42:23,820
I think I'm a little lost.

830
00:42:23,822 --> 00:42:25,054
Of course, ma'am.

831
00:42:25,056 --> 00:42:26,355
I feel like
I'm going in circles.

832
00:42:26,357 --> 00:42:27,991
I came from Egypt
back there,

833
00:42:27,993 --> 00:42:29,726
and I'm trying to get
to Oceana.

834
00:42:29,728 --> 00:42:30,860
It's a little confusing.

835
00:42:30,862 --> 00:42:32,362
You can go down the stairs
to your right,

836
00:42:32,364 --> 00:42:33,429
or you can go back
where you came from,

837
00:42:33,431 --> 00:42:34,663
- right down there.
- Okay.

838
00:42:34,665 --> 00:42:35,998
It might take
a little bit longer.

839
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,666
(PEOPLE CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

840
00:42:37,668 --> 00:42:38,703
Excuse me, ma'am.

841
00:42:49,012 --> 00:42:52,083
Excuse me. Excuse me.

842
00:42:59,223 --> 00:43:01,123
REPORTER #1: (ON RADIO)
Here's one for your morning commute.

843
00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:03,192
Last night,
political artist Banksy

844
00:43:03,194 --> 00:43:04,427
made a surprise contribution
to the Met.

845
00:43:04,429 --> 00:43:05,695
REPORTER #2:
Our founding mothers

846
00:43:05,697 --> 00:43:07,264
appeared at the Met
last night.

847
00:43:07,266 --> 00:43:08,565
REPORTER #3:
Traffic at 15 after the hour.

848
00:43:08,567 --> 00:43:10,802
REPORTER #4:
Your news, all the time.

849
00:43:12,203 --> 00:43:15,003
DAVID: This is a major
security breach.

850
00:43:15,005 --> 00:43:16,206
How is this even possible?

851
00:43:16,208 --> 00:43:18,675
He did it at the Tate, too.

852
00:43:18,677 --> 00:43:19,942
So you're saying

853
00:43:19,944 --> 00:43:21,777
the system your company
designed for our museum

854
00:43:21,779 --> 00:43:24,114
does nothing to prevent
someone like Banksy...

855
00:43:24,116 --> 00:43:25,581
Sir, we're a little
more focused

856
00:43:25,583 --> 00:43:28,087
on keeping things in
than keeping things out.

857
00:43:32,790 --> 00:43:34,559
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

858
00:43:37,895 --> 00:43:39,664
Hey! How about an "Excuse me"?

859
00:44:07,125 --> 00:44:08,425
DAVID:
Correct me if I'm wrong.

860
00:44:08,427 --> 00:44:10,159
You and your company
are responsible

861
00:44:10,161 --> 00:44:12,262
for monitoring
and safeguarding...

862
00:44:12,264 --> 00:44:14,399
Hey, want me to get the trash?

863
00:44:14,933 --> 00:44:16,232
What? No.

864
00:44:16,234 --> 00:44:19,001
You sure? 'Cause you got
a lot here, buddy.

865
00:44:19,003 --> 00:44:20,304
Fine. Just hurry it up.

866
00:44:23,540 --> 00:44:24,808
DAVID: The museum's agreement

867
00:44:24,810 --> 00:44:26,509
with your father's company
is very...

868
00:44:26,511 --> 00:44:28,445
- Generous.
- Specific.

869
00:44:28,447 --> 00:44:29,911
Have a nice night.

870
00:44:29,913 --> 00:44:32,482
DAVID: The board expects
McCallister Security

871
00:44:32,484 --> 00:44:34,951
to live up to the letter
of that agreement.

872
00:44:34,953 --> 00:44:36,953
KYLE: (ON EARPIECE)
We'll do a full audit of the system

873
00:44:36,955 --> 00:44:39,989
and update any part of it
that needs to be changed.

874
00:44:39,991 --> 00:44:41,424
DAVID: What does that mean?

875
00:44:41,426 --> 00:44:43,793
- KYLE: We'll go in and fix it.
- DAVID: When?

876
00:44:43,795 --> 00:44:44,960
KYLE: Immediately.

877
00:44:44,962 --> 00:44:46,262
DEBBIE:
So, now that we've gotten them

878
00:44:46,264 --> 00:44:47,630
to make changes
to their system,

879
00:44:47,632 --> 00:44:50,166
we can make changes, too,
and not be detected.

880
00:44:50,168 --> 00:44:51,567
Can you pull up the cameras?

881
00:44:51,569 --> 00:44:53,536
They've got every inch
of this place covered.

882
00:44:53,538 --> 00:44:56,105
But here is not where
we're gonna hit it.

883
00:44:56,107 --> 00:44:58,708
We are gonna do it in a spot
they don't even care about.

884
00:44:58,710 --> 00:44:59,711
Nine Ball.

885
00:45:01,011 --> 00:45:02,545
Now it's a New York State law

886
00:45:02,547 --> 00:45:04,779
that no cameras can be mounted
in a public bathroom.

887
00:45:04,781 --> 00:45:07,215
Apparently,
it's a privacy violation.

888
00:45:07,217 --> 00:45:08,451
Unless you're into that.

889
00:45:08,453 --> 00:45:09,784
LOU: And once we get
the Toussaint,

890
00:45:09,786 --> 00:45:10,920
we are gonna have to
get it out of there

891
00:45:10,922 --> 00:45:11,853
without being detected,

892
00:45:11,855 --> 00:45:13,088
and they're gonna go over

893
00:45:13,090 --> 00:45:14,590
their security footage
with a fine-tooth comb,

894
00:45:14,592 --> 00:45:17,326
and anyone seen exiting
that bathroom

895
00:45:17,328 --> 00:45:18,530
is gonna be a suspect.

896
00:45:19,063 --> 00:45:20,195
So...

897
00:45:20,197 --> 00:45:22,201
So we get a mule.

898
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,603
Somebody else
is gonna move it for us.

899
00:45:26,904 --> 00:45:28,337
How much space
do you need outside

900
00:45:28,339 --> 00:45:29,819
that bathroom
to plant it on somebody?

901
00:45:30,808 --> 00:45:31,808
I don't know. Nine feet?

902
00:45:31,810 --> 00:45:33,309
And how long
is it gonna take us

903
00:45:33,311 --> 00:45:34,978
to build
a nine-foot blind spot?

904
00:45:34,980 --> 00:45:36,512
- Moving a camera?
- Mmm-hmm.

905
00:45:36,514 --> 00:45:38,784
Bit by bit, 10, 12 days.

906
00:45:40,985 --> 00:45:42,884
DEBBIE: Great.

907
00:45:42,886 --> 00:45:45,121
How long did it take you
to figure all this out?

908
00:45:45,123 --> 00:45:47,190
Mmm...

909
00:45:47,192 --> 00:45:50,329
Five years, eight months,
and 12 days.

910
00:45:51,830 --> 00:45:52,998
Give or take.

911
00:45:55,032 --> 00:45:56,299
TAMMY: Cartier has hired

912
00:45:56,301 --> 00:45:58,237
the best private security
in the world.

913
00:45:58,936 --> 00:46:00,270
Guillermo DeVita

914
00:46:00,272 --> 00:46:02,271
led the pope's security
for 10 years.

915
00:46:02,273 --> 00:46:04,407
And as you know,
they've never lost a pope.

916
00:46:04,409 --> 00:46:06,809
- DEBBIE: Mmm.
- Yuri Eshel, former Mossad

917
00:46:06,811 --> 00:46:10,478
and IDF Special Forces,
elite commando unit.

918
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,748
I'm pretty sure
they're assassins.

919
00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:15,217
- Well, it's a nice necklace.
- Yeah.

920
00:46:15,219 --> 00:46:18,420
So you can go ahead and just
add them to your list.

921
00:46:18,422 --> 00:46:20,255
- What list?
- That list.

922
00:46:20,257 --> 00:46:21,859
It's not a list.

923
00:46:43,181 --> 00:46:45,317
Okay. Who is he?

924
00:46:50,755 --> 00:46:52,491
Hey, boo.

925
00:47:03,935 --> 00:47:05,003
Oh, Paul.

926
00:47:21,152 --> 00:47:22,721
(COMPUTER CHIMES)

927
00:47:41,639 --> 00:47:42,907
(KNUCKLES CRACKING)

928
00:47:46,377 --> 00:47:49,447
- (GASPS)
- (♫ MUSIC PLAYING ♫)

929
00:47:54,451 --> 00:47:56,451
You poor thing.

930
00:47:56,453 --> 00:47:58,089
(CHUCKLING)

931
00:48:01,491 --> 00:48:03,059
Look at that.

932
00:48:03,061 --> 00:48:04,463
(GASPS)

933
00:48:05,063 --> 00:48:06,431
Oh!

934
00:48:11,670 --> 00:48:13,635
KYLE: We don't even know
if it is Banksy.

935
00:48:13,637 --> 00:48:15,005
It could be an imitator.

936
00:48:40,297 --> 00:48:41,500
That's all you got?

937
00:49:04,022 --> 00:49:05,523
Sweet!

938
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:24,840
RECEPTIONIST:
Good afternoon. Vogue.

939
00:49:24,842 --> 00:49:26,875
EADDY: Thank you for coming in
so last minute.

940
00:49:26,877 --> 00:49:28,710
TAMMY: Oh, of course.
Thank you for having me.

941
00:49:28,712 --> 00:49:30,679
I guess you heard, we lost
one of our coordinators.

942
00:49:30,681 --> 00:49:32,315
Yes, and that sounded awful.

943
00:49:32,317 --> 00:49:33,382
Chiggers.

944
00:49:33,384 --> 00:49:34,916
I know.

945
00:49:34,918 --> 00:49:37,152
- What are those anyway?
- It's like a mite, I think.

946
00:49:37,154 --> 00:49:39,755
It burrows into the skin
and lays its eggs inside.

947
00:49:39,757 --> 00:49:41,956
And then they hatch
and they dig their way out.

948
00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:44,195
Apparently, it can last
for weeks.

949
00:49:45,596 --> 00:49:47,896
Well, you certainly
seem qualified.

950
00:49:47,898 --> 00:49:48,831
Thank you.

951
00:49:48,833 --> 00:49:50,166
Maybe overqualified.

952
00:49:50,168 --> 00:49:52,367
Well, how can anyone
be overqualified?

953
00:49:52,369 --> 00:49:54,402
This is the Met Gala
after all.

954
00:49:54,404 --> 00:49:56,941
Gala. Met Gala.

955
00:49:58,543 --> 00:50:00,009
- It's Gala.
- Gala.

956
00:50:00,011 --> 00:50:01,076
Is it Gala?

957
00:50:01,078 --> 00:50:02,112
- Yeah.
- Okay.

958
00:50:04,315 --> 00:50:06,248
TENNIS COMMENTATOR: (ON VIDEO)
Roger Federer again

959
00:50:06,250 --> 00:50:09,485
one game away
from another championship.

960
00:50:09,487 --> 00:50:11,521
The love for Federer in
this place is just incredible.

961
00:50:11,523 --> 00:50:12,724
Anna.

962
00:50:13,290 --> 00:50:14,822
Uh, yeah?

963
00:50:14,824 --> 00:50:16,726
You have that interview
for the Met staff position.

964
00:50:16,728 --> 00:50:18,059
- Do it, do it.
- Okay.

965
00:50:18,061 --> 00:50:19,762
TENNIS COMMENTATOR:
You cannot be serious!

966
00:50:19,764 --> 00:50:21,197
A backhand down-the-line win!

967
00:50:21,199 --> 00:50:23,331
We're really short
on desk space,

968
00:50:23,333 --> 00:50:25,102
so you'll be down here.

969
00:50:29,241 --> 00:50:32,107
This way.

970
00:50:32,109 --> 00:50:34,710
- Okay, so here is your desk.
- Thank you.

971
00:50:34,712 --> 00:50:35,844
And Christina
will get you started.

972
00:50:35,846 --> 00:50:37,213
Great. Thank you so much.

973
00:50:37,215 --> 00:50:38,346
- Have a good day!
- Thanks!

974
00:50:38,348 --> 00:50:39,648
- Excuse me.
- Yes?

975
00:50:39,650 --> 00:50:40,983
Was that the bathroom
that we passed?

976
00:50:40,985 --> 00:50:42,451
Oh, yes, just down the hall.

977
00:50:42,453 --> 00:50:43,688
Thank you.

978
00:51:05,476 --> 00:51:07,375
AMITA: This is unbelievable.

979
00:51:07,377 --> 00:51:08,543
CONSTANCE: That's Leo?

980
00:51:08,545 --> 00:51:09,811
Leo-Leo?

981
00:51:09,813 --> 00:51:11,313
(WHISPERS)
There's only one Leo.

982
00:51:11,315 --> 00:51:13,282
Oh, my God! Taylor Swift!

983
00:51:13,284 --> 00:51:14,817
You're so white!

984
00:51:14,819 --> 00:51:17,219
Can't we just go to this?
Do we have to steal stuff?

985
00:51:17,221 --> 00:51:18,521
DEBBIE AND LOU: Yes!

986
00:51:18,523 --> 00:51:20,556
- Where is she?
- Table four, 10:00.

987
00:51:20,558 --> 00:51:21,757
Straightest shot
to the bathroom

988
00:51:21,759 --> 00:51:22,958
without putting her
in Siberia.

989
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,594
There's a blank spot
next to her.

990
00:51:24,596 --> 00:51:25,931
It's for her date.

991
00:51:28,232 --> 00:51:29,532
Who's her date?

992
00:51:29,534 --> 00:51:30,735
I don't know.

993
00:51:31,634 --> 00:51:33,134
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

994
00:51:33,136 --> 00:51:34,536
- Hi.
- Hi. I'm sorry to interrupt,

995
00:51:34,538 --> 00:51:35,503
but I've got
the final guest list

996
00:51:35,505 --> 00:51:36,572
for the Chairman's Dinner.

997
00:51:36,574 --> 00:51:37,940
Oh, great.

998
00:51:37,942 --> 00:51:39,241
You have
all their arrival times?

999
00:51:39,243 --> 00:51:40,476
All their arrival times,

1000
00:51:40,478 --> 00:51:43,512
including a few additional
names at the bottom.

1001
00:51:43,514 --> 00:51:44,913
(CHUCKLES) Claude Becker?

1002
00:51:44,915 --> 00:51:46,480
TAMMY:
His publicist was into it.

1003
00:51:46,482 --> 00:51:47,985
I barely had to ask.

1004
00:51:51,288 --> 00:51:52,957
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1005
00:51:56,127 --> 00:51:57,458
Hello.

1006
00:51:57,460 --> 00:51:58,793
They put me next to you.

1007
00:51:58,795 --> 00:52:00,396
Oh, lucky me.

1008
00:52:00,398 --> 00:52:01,600
Hello.

1009
00:52:02,232 --> 00:52:03,267
Claude Becker.

1010
00:52:04,101 --> 00:52:05,302
Daphne Kluger.

1011
00:52:06,804 --> 00:52:08,737
(CONVERSING IN FRENCH)

1012
00:52:08,739 --> 00:52:09,938
(DAPHNE CHUCKLES)

1013
00:52:09,940 --> 00:52:11,810
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

1014
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,750
(WHISPERS) The ego has landed.

1015
00:52:20,951 --> 00:52:22,820
How did you ever fall
for this schmuck?

1016
00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:25,721
Seriously?

1017
00:52:25,723 --> 00:52:28,724
Lou and I were going through
a rough patch,

1018
00:52:28,726 --> 00:52:32,527
and I really wanted
a big score of my own.

1019
00:52:32,529 --> 00:52:33,862
So he roped you in?

1020
00:52:33,864 --> 00:52:36,100
Mmm. Not really.

1021
00:52:37,735 --> 00:52:40,402
- What, told you the truth?
- (GRUNTS)

1022
00:52:40,404 --> 00:52:42,272
Only way to con a con, right?

1023
00:52:50,380 --> 00:52:51,748
BINGO MASTER: B1.

1024
00:52:51,750 --> 00:52:53,114
DEBBIE: Lou and I were
rigging Bingo

1025
00:52:53,116 --> 00:52:55,750
and running cheap cons
at Roulette.

1026
00:52:55,752 --> 00:52:57,955
Lucky if we made $1,000
a night.

1027
00:53:00,223 --> 00:53:02,257
- Bingo!
- ANNOUNCER: Bingo call.

1028
00:53:02,259 --> 00:53:04,427
DEBBIE: So a friend of mine
set me up with this art dealer

1029
00:53:04,429 --> 00:53:06,395
and we worked out
a simple little hustle.

1030
00:53:06,397 --> 00:53:08,163
- Claude Becker?
- Right through there.

1031
00:53:08,165 --> 00:53:09,331
Thank you.

1032
00:53:09,333 --> 00:53:11,800
Hi. I'm Debbie.

1033
00:53:11,802 --> 00:53:13,070
- Claude Becker.
- Oh.

1034
00:53:15,473 --> 00:53:17,972
When somebody
got interested in a piece,

1035
00:53:17,974 --> 00:53:20,978
I'd pose as another buyer
and drive up the price.

1036
00:53:22,679 --> 00:53:26,917
Money was good and he was
great in the kitchen.

1037
00:53:27,851 --> 00:53:30,385
Oh, my God, it's so good.

1038
00:53:30,387 --> 00:53:31,686
One day

1039
00:53:31,688 --> 00:53:34,725
he asked me to pose
as the seller, not the buyer.

1040
00:53:35,293 --> 00:53:36,425
What did you do?

1041
00:53:36,427 --> 00:53:38,029
(SIGHS) Well...

1042
00:53:39,464 --> 00:53:42,299
One signature,
half a million dollars.

1043
00:53:48,906 --> 00:53:50,773
DEBBIE: He said it was simple.

1044
00:53:50,775 --> 00:53:53,608
I'd hand them the documents,
and they'd slide me a check.

1045
00:53:53,610 --> 00:53:57,114
The whole thing would take
a couple minutes, tops.

1046
00:54:06,424 --> 00:54:07,556
Sorry we're late.

1047
00:54:07,558 --> 00:54:09,090
- MAN: Not at all.
- WOMAN: It's okay.

1048
00:54:09,092 --> 00:54:10,458
- MAN: Very nice to meet you.
- WOMAN: It's a pleasure.

1049
00:54:10,460 --> 00:54:12,340
- It's a beautiful piece.
- Oh, we just love it!

1050
00:54:14,431 --> 00:54:17,433
DEBBIE: He was right.
It all happened very quickly.

1051
00:54:17,435 --> 00:54:18,900
MAN: You have a right
to an attorney.

1052
00:54:18,902 --> 00:54:20,568
If you cannot afford
an attorney...

1053
00:54:20,570 --> 00:54:23,706
CLAUDE: It wasn't my painting.
She brought the picture to me.

1054
00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:25,773
She had documentation,
signatures.

1055
00:54:25,775 --> 00:54:27,342
And you two were dating?

1056
00:54:27,344 --> 00:54:28,710
What?

1057
00:54:28,712 --> 00:54:30,913
Not saying a word.

1058
00:54:30,915 --> 00:54:32,183
DETECTIVE MORRIS:
Are you sure?

1059
00:54:33,851 --> 00:54:38,189
'Cause he's not being quite
as tight-lipped as you are.

1060
00:54:41,090 --> 00:54:43,157
Are these your signatures?

1061
00:54:43,159 --> 00:54:45,994
Yeah, I will testify.

1062
00:54:45,996 --> 00:54:48,529
I was defrauded too, right?

1063
00:54:48,531 --> 00:54:50,033
I'll be right outside.

1064
00:54:53,603 --> 00:54:54,938
(DOOR CLOSES)

1065
00:55:19,898 --> 00:55:21,099
LOU: Hey!

1066
00:55:22,366 --> 00:55:24,498
We need to talk.

1067
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:26,701
You better tell me this is not
what I think this is.

1068
00:55:26,703 --> 00:55:28,804
- What?
- (EXHALES)

1069
00:55:28,806 --> 00:55:30,275
Claude Becker.

1070
00:55:30,875 --> 00:55:32,177
I didn't do that.

1071
00:55:33,076 --> 00:55:34,943
I'm not a croupier, okay?

1072
00:55:34,945 --> 00:55:36,645
Or a tourist with
a bucket of quarters.

1073
00:55:36,647 --> 00:55:38,012
Don't con me.

1074
00:55:38,014 --> 00:55:40,181
You do not run a job in a job!

1075
00:55:40,183 --> 00:55:42,918
It's not going to matter.

1076
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,420
We are going to get caught.

1077
00:55:44,422 --> 00:55:45,590
Stop it. We're not.

1078
00:55:48,726 --> 00:55:50,860
Why do you do this?

1079
00:55:50,862 --> 00:55:52,293
Why can't you just do a job?

1080
00:55:52,295 --> 00:55:54,198
Why does there always
have to be an asterisk?

1081
00:55:55,531 --> 00:55:57,233
You frame him, I walk.

1082
00:55:57,235 --> 00:55:58,336
Stop.

1083
00:55:59,170 --> 00:56:00,902
This is just like last time.

1084
00:56:00,904 --> 00:56:02,239
DEBBIE: Lou. Lou!

1085
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:04,639
Lou.

1086
00:56:04,641 --> 00:56:07,009
He sent me to jail!

1087
00:56:07,011 --> 00:56:09,346
You have no idea
what that's like.

1088
00:56:14,052 --> 00:56:17,719
Yeah, well,
he's gonna do it again.

1089
00:56:17,721 --> 00:56:19,424
No, he's not.

1090
00:56:20,824 --> 00:56:22,527
He's not.

1091
00:56:37,074 --> 00:56:39,510
Good. Switching cameras.

1092
00:56:44,415 --> 00:56:46,484
Walking towards the bathroom.

1093
00:56:51,956 --> 00:56:53,424
Okay, in the blind spot.

1094
00:56:58,862 --> 00:57:00,628
I'm gonna keep walking.

1095
00:57:00,630 --> 00:57:02,463
NINE BALL: Nothin'.

1096
00:57:02,465 --> 00:57:03,902
Nothin'.

1097
00:57:04,768 --> 00:57:06,536
Okay, you're right there.

1098
00:57:11,674 --> 00:57:13,043
(DEVICE BEEPS)

1099
00:57:15,380 --> 00:57:17,945
DEBBIE: 12 feet. Nice job!

1100
00:57:17,947 --> 00:57:19,748
Thank you, Nine Ball.

1101
00:57:19,750 --> 00:57:22,585
That easy. Don't mention it.

1102
00:57:22,587 --> 00:57:23,621
What's hard?

1103
00:57:29,793 --> 00:57:31,326
- Hey.
- Oh, hi!

1104
00:57:31,328 --> 00:57:32,795
Sorry, listen,
I know this really

1105
00:57:32,797 --> 00:57:34,096
isn't any of my business...

1106
00:57:34,098 --> 00:57:35,262
No, go ahead.

1107
00:57:35,264 --> 00:57:36,797
It's just
a little red flag here.

1108
00:57:36,799 --> 00:57:39,134
But this caterer doesn't have
a nutritional specialist.

1109
00:57:39,136 --> 00:57:40,634
- Okay.
- And we're running

1110
00:57:40,636 --> 00:57:41,770
at 20% special meals.

1111
00:57:41,772 --> 00:57:44,806
Vegan, gluten-free,
low sodium, lactose.

1112
00:57:44,808 --> 00:57:46,842
I had a client get sued.

1113
00:57:46,844 --> 00:57:48,275
- Really?
- Yeah.

1114
00:57:48,277 --> 00:57:49,945
I don't think we should wing
any of this stuff.

1115
00:57:49,947 --> 00:57:51,846
I think we are short
a staff person.

1116
00:57:51,848 --> 00:57:53,181
We need a nutritionist.

1117
00:57:53,183 --> 00:57:54,849
- I do know someone.
- EADDY: You do?

1118
00:57:54,851 --> 00:57:56,117
TAMMY: Yeah, and she's great.

1119
00:57:56,119 --> 00:57:57,688
She just moved here
from Australia.

1120
00:58:03,561 --> 00:58:04,793
DEBBIE: Yes.

1121
00:58:04,795 --> 00:58:06,328
CONSTANCE: Okay. Go.

1122
00:58:06,330 --> 00:58:07,663
DEBBIE:
Vendor, hallway, hallway.

1123
00:58:07,665 --> 00:58:08,630
Past the auditorium.

1124
00:58:08,632 --> 00:58:10,364
Hallway, hallway,
hallway, entry.

1125
00:58:10,366 --> 00:58:13,437
Hi, hi! I'm so sorry I'm late.
Traffic was horrible.

1126
00:58:16,139 --> 00:58:18,007
Okay...

1127
00:58:18,009 --> 00:58:21,041
- Amita.
- Thank you.

1128
00:58:21,043 --> 00:58:22,580
Constance.

1129
00:58:23,679 --> 00:58:25,082
Nine Ball.

1130
00:58:25,748 --> 00:58:27,185
And Lou.

1131
00:58:28,018 --> 00:58:30,085
And Rose.

1132
00:58:30,087 --> 00:58:31,485
Thank you.

1133
00:58:31,487 --> 00:58:33,991
- And Debbie.
- Thank you.

1134
00:58:35,525 --> 00:58:36,958
(EXHALES)

1135
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:38,559
Hi, I'm Daphne Kluger,

1136
00:58:38,561 --> 00:58:41,697
and this is your sneak peek of
this year's Costume Institute.

1137
00:58:41,699 --> 00:58:45,000
This is Dolce
and that's Galliano for Dior.

1138
00:58:45,002 --> 00:58:47,001
- And that is McQueen.
- Wow.

1139
00:58:47,003 --> 00:58:48,536
And who's
dressing you tomorrow?

1140
00:58:48,538 --> 00:58:50,838
Mmm. Rose Weil.

1141
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:52,273
- Interesting.
- I know.

1142
00:58:52,275 --> 00:58:53,976
I kind of thought
it was an unexpected choice.

1143
00:58:53,978 --> 00:58:55,177
PAMELA:
What's this over here?

1144
00:58:55,179 --> 00:58:56,679
DAPHNE:
So these are the crown jewels

1145
00:58:56,681 --> 00:58:59,313
from eight royal families
of Europe.

1146
00:58:59,315 --> 00:59:00,815
Which is probably why
there's a moat.

1147
00:59:00,817 --> 00:59:03,284
- So we can't go over there?
- No. God, no.

1148
00:59:03,286 --> 00:59:05,054
I wish we could. Anyway...

1149
00:59:05,056 --> 00:59:07,588
Uh, they are on loan to us
from Dmitri

1150
00:59:07,590 --> 00:59:10,291
Very-Long-Russian-Last-Name
that I can't pronounce.

1151
00:59:10,293 --> 00:59:11,992
We hear those aren't
the only jewels

1152
00:59:11,994 --> 00:59:13,128
that'll be on display.

1153
00:59:13,130 --> 00:59:14,862
- Who told you?
- I have sources.

1154
00:59:14,864 --> 00:59:18,166
(LAUGHS) Well, since the cat's
already out of the bag...

1155
00:59:18,168 --> 00:59:20,168
Yes, I will be wearing
a necklace

1156
00:59:20,170 --> 00:59:22,304
that Cartier has decided
to loan me.

1157
00:59:22,306 --> 00:59:23,637
It's called the Toussaint,

1158
00:59:23,639 --> 00:59:25,472
and it has been in a vault
for 50 years.

1159
00:59:25,474 --> 00:59:27,442
And I'm (CLICKS TONGUE)
just a little excited.

1160
00:59:27,444 --> 00:59:29,645
- Have you tried it on already?
- Maybe.

1161
00:59:29,647 --> 00:59:32,416
- How many carats is it?
- Enough.

1162
00:59:33,250 --> 00:59:35,453
(♫ FRENCH MUSIC PLAYING ♫)

1163
01:00:12,054 --> 01:00:13,822
Hey.

1164
01:00:13,824 --> 01:00:15,123
- Hey.
- Hmm?

1165
01:00:15,125 --> 01:00:17,391
- Lipstick. What do you think?
- Oh.

1166
01:00:17,393 --> 01:00:20,695
Pink. Um, yeah. Barbie.

1167
01:00:20,697 --> 01:00:21,699
In a good way.

1168
01:00:22,665 --> 01:00:23,767
Thank you.

1169
01:00:28,572 --> 01:00:32,172
- It's here.
- Right. Finally. Great.

1170
01:00:32,174 --> 01:00:33,608
All right.

1171
01:00:33,610 --> 01:00:36,446
- Oh, you haven't seen it.
- No. (CHUCKLES)

1172
01:00:37,181 --> 01:00:39,183
- Hello.
- Hello.

1173
01:00:44,188 --> 01:00:47,458
DAPHNE: Ooh. That's a big box.

1174
01:00:48,224 --> 01:00:49,594
ROSE: All right.

1175
01:00:59,101 --> 01:01:00,637
Holy crap!

1176
01:01:01,605 --> 01:01:02,704
Should we, uh...

1177
01:01:02,706 --> 01:01:04,005
Let's try it on.
See if it fits.

1178
01:01:04,007 --> 01:01:05,139
DAPHNE: Okay.

1179
01:01:05,141 --> 01:01:07,177
- Can I, uh...
- Sure.

1180
01:01:12,315 --> 01:01:14,949
(CHUCKLES) Wow. That's heavy.

1181
01:01:14,951 --> 01:01:16,117
Really heavy.

1182
01:01:16,119 --> 01:01:18,353
Come to mama.

1183
01:01:18,355 --> 01:01:20,922
All right.
It might be a little...

1184
01:01:20,924 --> 01:01:23,391
Just a tad cold. Right.

1185
01:01:23,393 --> 01:01:24,661
(SHUDDERS) Ooh!

1186
01:01:25,462 --> 01:01:28,063
- Oh.
- All right. Okay.

1187
01:01:28,065 --> 01:01:31,166
- Oh, wow.
- Let me see. Right.

1188
01:01:31,168 --> 01:01:32,768
That goes in.

1189
01:01:32,770 --> 01:01:34,135
Look at you.

1190
01:01:34,137 --> 01:01:35,840
Yep. There.

1191
01:01:36,806 --> 01:01:38,609
- It fits.
- Oh.

1192
01:01:39,109 --> 01:01:40,377
All right.

1193
01:01:41,210 --> 01:01:42,612
It fits.

1194
01:01:43,214 --> 01:01:44,679
Right, okay.

1195
01:01:44,681 --> 01:01:47,215
We can get it off,
and then we can try the frock.

1196
01:01:47,217 --> 01:01:49,353
- Okay.
- Um... Hang on.

1197
01:01:50,186 --> 01:01:51,453
YURI: Oh!

1198
01:01:51,455 --> 01:01:53,956
Sorry, you cannot do it.
I have to do it.

1199
01:01:53,958 --> 01:01:55,391
It requires a special magnet.

1200
01:01:55,393 --> 01:01:57,492
- What?
- DAPHNE: Cool.

1201
01:01:57,494 --> 01:02:00,128
- Uh, special magnet?
- YURI: Yes.

1202
01:02:00,130 --> 01:02:01,365
(CLICKS)

1203
01:02:03,266 --> 01:02:06,000
- ROSE: Oh.
- That's cool.

1204
01:02:06,002 --> 01:02:08,238
That's brilliant. Brilliant.

1205
01:02:08,804 --> 01:02:09,904
Amazing.

1206
01:02:09,906 --> 01:02:11,474
Um...

1207
01:02:13,277 --> 01:02:16,512
Can I just see that again,
out of interest?

1208
01:02:16,514 --> 01:02:18,916
- Sure.
- Thanks.

1209
01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:21,819
That's amazing.

1210
01:02:23,087 --> 01:02:27,088
Great. Let me just see.
So how does it work?

1211
01:02:27,090 --> 01:02:28,424
TAMMY: Hilda Schneider,
fashion reporter, Der Spiegel.

1212
01:02:28,426 --> 01:02:29,625
DEBBIE: No.

1213
01:02:29,627 --> 01:02:30,824
Hilda Schneider,
diplomatic attache?

1214
01:02:30,826 --> 01:02:31,726
No.

1215
01:02:31,728 --> 01:02:33,027
- Lufthansa asset?
- Lufthansa.

1216
01:02:33,029 --> 01:02:34,262
LOU: Problem.

1217
01:02:34,264 --> 01:02:36,833
- DEBBIE: With?
- From Rose.

1218
01:02:38,034 --> 01:02:39,967
TAMMY: Oh, God.

1219
01:02:39,969 --> 01:02:41,268
Come on!

1220
01:02:41,270 --> 01:02:42,670
ROSE: Oh, my God,
that is amazing.

1221
01:02:42,672 --> 01:02:44,105
And you can only do it
with a magnet?

1222
01:02:44,107 --> 01:02:46,074
- YURI: Only the magnet.
- ROSE: Let me just see...

1223
01:02:46,076 --> 01:02:48,543
Stop. Play it again.

1224
01:02:48,545 --> 01:02:50,344
ROSE: Oh, my God,
that is amazing.

1225
01:02:50,346 --> 01:02:51,813
And you can only do it
with a magnet?

1226
01:02:51,815 --> 01:02:54,018
- YURI: Only the magnet.
- Zoom in a little bit.

1227
01:02:56,186 --> 01:02:57,721
(WOMEN SIGHING IN ANNOYANCE)

1228
01:03:00,424 --> 01:03:02,590
(NINE BALL TAPPING NAILS
ON DESK)

1229
01:03:02,592 --> 01:03:04,527
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1230
01:03:07,697 --> 01:03:09,831
What, Leslie? I'm busy.

1231
01:03:09,833 --> 01:03:11,766
Leslie?

1232
01:03:11,768 --> 01:03:14,034
Hey, sis, we're in a bit of
a jam right now,

1233
01:03:14,036 --> 01:03:15,339
and I need your help.

1234
01:03:18,074 --> 01:03:21,710
So it seems like they used
poly-magnets and a spring.

1235
01:03:21,712 --> 01:03:23,744
It gives you attraction
and repulsion

1236
01:03:23,746 --> 01:03:25,646
in the same axis, you know?

1237
01:03:25,648 --> 01:03:28,483
- Not really.
- Well, they're drawn together.

1238
01:03:28,485 --> 01:03:31,552
But don't touch,
until you rotate it,

1239
01:03:31,554 --> 01:03:33,322
and then they lock.

1240
01:03:33,324 --> 01:03:35,924
It's real dope.
I'll go get you a positive

1241
01:03:35,926 --> 01:03:39,695
and a negative pole in a loop.
That oughta work fine.

1242
01:03:39,697 --> 01:03:42,697
You're a little genius, sis.
Thank you.

1243
01:03:42,699 --> 01:03:44,299
Really? She fixed it?

1244
01:03:44,301 --> 01:03:46,067
Really?
You just asked me that?

1245
01:03:46,069 --> 01:03:47,371
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

1246
01:03:57,114 --> 01:03:59,449
Okay, you guys. Sound check.

1247
01:04:00,518 --> 01:04:02,916
- Nine Ball.
- Check.

1248
01:04:02,918 --> 01:04:04,351
- Debbie.
- Check.

1249
01:04:04,353 --> 01:04:06,353
- Constance.
- Yeah.

1250
01:04:06,355 --> 01:04:07,554
- Amita.
- Yep.

1251
01:04:07,556 --> 01:04:09,326
- Lou.
- Check.

1252
01:04:24,974 --> 01:04:29,177
That shit was hectic.
Got chased by a cop!

1253
01:04:29,179 --> 01:04:32,880
Okay, so this is my sister,
everyone, Veronica.

1254
01:04:32,882 --> 01:04:35,752
(WHISPERS)
Check this out. Crazy.

1255
01:04:37,154 --> 01:04:40,154
Tight. All right. I owe you
one, you little shit.

1256
01:04:40,156 --> 01:04:41,855
Just get me a new ID.

1257
01:04:41,857 --> 01:04:43,491
Go home.

1258
01:04:43,493 --> 01:04:45,362
What do your parents do?

1259
01:04:48,197 --> 01:04:50,965
DEBBIE: Okay, we are up.
Is everybody on?

1260
01:04:50,967 --> 01:04:52,567
- TAMMY: Yes.
- LOU: Mmm-hmm.

1261
01:04:52,569 --> 01:04:54,668
All right, ladies.
Half an hour.

1262
01:04:54,670 --> 01:04:56,806
Countdown starting now.

1263
01:04:58,074 --> 01:05:03,045
(EXHALES) Okay. First.
No need to be nervous.

1264
01:05:03,047 --> 01:05:04,344
The food is better
on the inside

1265
01:05:04,346 --> 01:05:05,646
than most people think

1266
01:05:05,648 --> 01:05:08,583
and even solitary
can be kind of peaceful.

1267
01:05:08,585 --> 01:05:10,520
(TOILET FLUSHES)

1268
01:05:15,893 --> 01:05:19,730
I just wanna say, thank you.

1269
01:05:21,130 --> 01:05:24,967
The last three weeks
have been amazing for me,

1270
01:05:24,969 --> 01:05:27,804
and we've all worked very hard
for this moment.

1271
01:05:28,639 --> 01:05:30,605
So whatever happens tonight,

1272
01:05:30,607 --> 01:05:32,041
I want you to remember
one thing,

1273
01:05:32,875 --> 01:05:35,710
you are not doing this for me.

1274
01:05:35,712 --> 01:05:38,646
You are not doing this
for you.

1275
01:05:38,648 --> 01:05:41,782
Somewhere out there is
an eight-year-old girl

1276
01:05:41,784 --> 01:05:44,855
lying in bed,
dreaming of being a criminal.

1277
01:05:47,489 --> 01:05:50,157
Let's do this for her.

1278
01:05:50,159 --> 01:05:52,659
Do not engage
in informal conversation

1279
01:05:52,661 --> 01:05:53,962
with the guests, please.

1280
01:05:53,964 --> 01:05:55,864
Do not have your cell phone
on you.

1281
01:05:55,866 --> 01:05:57,264
Please make sure
your cell phone is turned in

1282
01:05:57,266 --> 01:05:59,300
to security prior to the start
of the event.

1283
01:05:59,302 --> 01:06:00,501
Very important.

1284
01:06:00,503 --> 01:06:02,371
Do not slouch,
cross your arms,

1285
01:06:02,373 --> 01:06:03,670
put your hands
in your pockets.

1286
01:06:03,672 --> 01:06:04,773
I know it's gonna be
a long night.

1287
01:06:04,775 --> 01:06:06,840
I know you're gonna get tired.

1288
01:06:06,842 --> 01:06:08,745
- (PHOTOGRAPHERS CLAMORING)
- (CAMERAS CLICKING)

1289
01:06:22,491 --> 01:06:24,659
- Hello.
- Hello. How are you?

1290
01:06:24,661 --> 01:06:26,193
Edward, so good to see you.
Claude Becker.

1291
01:06:26,195 --> 01:06:28,596
- Pleasure.
- And, of course, Rose Weil.

1292
01:06:28,598 --> 01:06:30,465
- You two know each other?
- BOTH: Yes.

1293
01:06:30,467 --> 01:06:32,666
My dear,
is that the Toussaint?

1294
01:06:32,668 --> 01:06:34,434
I'd say
you look like a million bucks,

1295
01:06:34,436 --> 01:06:35,969
but it's more like
100 million.

1296
01:06:35,971 --> 01:06:38,940
Thank you, it's a 150 million
actually. (CHUCKLING)

1297
01:06:38,942 --> 01:06:41,612
What inspired you
for tonight's look?

1298
01:06:44,346 --> 01:06:45,582
Her.

1299
01:07:02,498 --> 01:07:06,000
EDWARD: Unreal. So what makes
this such a fun night?

1300
01:07:06,002 --> 01:07:07,735
COMMON: I mean, you never know
who you're gonna see.

1301
01:07:07,737 --> 01:07:10,338
It's stars
from all over the planet.

1302
01:07:10,340 --> 01:07:13,611
Meeting actors, people in
the fashion industry.

1303
01:07:14,877 --> 01:07:17,779
EDWARD: So coming up next,
we have Serena Williams.

1304
01:07:17,781 --> 01:07:20,315
- How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?

1305
01:07:20,317 --> 01:07:21,983
I'm good, thank you.

1306
01:07:21,985 --> 01:07:23,518
So you've conquered the court,
you've conquered motherhood...

1307
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:25,920
- I'm trying. (LAUGHS)
- I mean, you are succeeding.

1308
01:07:25,922 --> 01:07:28,789
Sorry, we're a little
backed up today. Your name?

1309
01:07:28,791 --> 01:07:31,625
Uh, Hilda Schneider.

1310
01:07:31,627 --> 01:07:33,527
Oh, here it is.
Have a good night.

1311
01:07:33,529 --> 01:07:35,532
(ALL SPEAKING GERMAN)

1312
01:07:42,505 --> 01:07:44,141
PHOTOGRAPHERS:
Here, Heidi! Heidi!

1313
01:07:54,351 --> 01:07:56,119
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1314
01:08:14,871 --> 01:08:16,907
Yes. Ready for tonight?

1315
01:08:26,482 --> 01:08:29,253
- Hi, how are you?
- Nice to see you! Fantastic.

1316
01:08:49,239 --> 01:08:50,240
Ready to sit.

1317
01:08:56,478 --> 01:08:58,048
- Hot sauce?
- Hot sauce.

1318
01:09:19,136 --> 01:09:20,771
(INAUDIBLE)

1319
01:09:28,111 --> 01:09:30,748
- You good?
- Yeah. I'll see you soon?

1320
01:09:33,282 --> 01:09:35,753
- (BANGING)
- Hey, no, we're closed.

1321
01:09:37,254 --> 01:09:38,720
We're closed.

1322
01:09:38,722 --> 01:09:41,191
Come on, dude.
It's right there.

1323
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:45,262
(WHIRRING)

1324
01:09:48,964 --> 01:09:50,801
TAMMY: (SOFTLY)
Yeah, I got her.

1325
01:09:51,368 --> 01:09:53,169
Yeah, I see her.

1326
01:09:54,437 --> 01:09:56,172
We're a go.

1327
01:09:59,241 --> 01:10:00,775
Hi, everybody.

1328
01:10:00,777 --> 01:10:02,310
- MAN: Hi.
- How are you?

1329
01:10:02,312 --> 01:10:03,912
Hi. Good to see you.

1330
01:10:03,914 --> 01:10:06,113
It's so good to see you.
You look amazing.

1331
01:10:06,115 --> 01:10:08,418
- You too. Cheers.
- Oh, yeah, cheers.

1332
01:10:12,755 --> 01:10:15,756
No, no, these are real.

1333
01:10:15,758 --> 01:10:17,727
Thank you very much.
So kind of you.

1334
01:10:26,369 --> 01:10:28,338
Okay, counting down.

1335
01:10:28,871 --> 01:10:32,875
Three, two, one.

1336
01:10:33,843 --> 01:10:35,009
Need a gluten-free

1337
01:10:35,011 --> 01:10:36,371
and a broiled fish
for Table Eight.

1338
01:10:38,313 --> 01:10:39,881
Where's the vegan
for Table Four?

1339
01:10:39,883 --> 01:10:41,719
WOMAN: Over here.

1340
01:10:48,224 --> 01:10:49,459
Go, go, go.

1341
01:11:02,638 --> 01:11:04,307
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1342
01:11:05,275 --> 01:11:06,875
Oh, God!

1343
01:11:06,877 --> 01:11:08,111
(SIGHS)

1344
01:11:12,781 --> 01:11:14,381
Mmm.

1345
01:11:14,383 --> 01:11:16,285
Mmm, mmm, mmm.

1346
01:11:17,020 --> 01:11:18,755
I'm so hungry.

1347
01:11:19,990 --> 01:11:23,658
Mmm. I haven't eaten anything
in three days.

1348
01:11:23,660 --> 01:11:24,895
I'm sorry.

1349
01:11:25,495 --> 01:11:26,795
Mmm.

1350
01:11:26,797 --> 01:11:28,365
Am I being rude?

1351
01:11:29,833 --> 01:11:32,033
She's in deep.

1352
01:11:32,035 --> 01:11:33,804
Maybe half a bowl.

1353
01:11:34,971 --> 01:11:36,473
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

1354
01:11:51,588 --> 01:11:53,421
DAPHNE:
So, you're supposed to curtsy.

1355
01:11:53,423 --> 01:11:56,524
They actually have a guy there
to teach you how to curtsy.

1356
01:11:56,526 --> 01:11:57,993
Yes, that's true.

1357
01:11:57,995 --> 01:12:00,961
Anyway, I go in, I'm doing
this little knee bend.

1358
01:12:00,963 --> 01:12:02,831
And the Queen glares at me

1359
01:12:02,833 --> 01:12:04,498
and says,
"That's not a curtsy."

1360
01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:05,466
Really?

1361
01:12:05,468 --> 01:12:07,534
So now,
I am in a curtsy standoff

1362
01:12:07,536 --> 01:12:08,836
with the Queen of England.

1363
01:12:08,838 --> 01:12:11,040
And...

1364
01:12:13,310 --> 01:12:14,475
Are you okay?

1365
01:12:14,477 --> 01:12:17,045
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

1366
01:12:17,047 --> 01:12:18,445
Do you need to go
to the bathroom?

1367
01:12:18,447 --> 01:12:20,015
- No! I'm fine.
- Are you sure?

1368
01:12:20,017 --> 01:12:21,616
I'm at this curtsy standoff
with Queen...

1369
01:12:21,618 --> 01:12:23,016
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

1370
01:12:23,018 --> 01:12:26,153
- And she's...
- Are you okay?

1371
01:12:26,155 --> 01:12:27,721
I'm fine. Just give me
one second,

1372
01:12:27,723 --> 01:12:29,924
hold on.
I just need to get this...

1373
01:12:29,926 --> 01:12:31,328
- (RETCHES)
- CLAUDE: You all right?

1374
01:12:46,609 --> 01:12:48,245
Game on!

1375
01:12:58,655 --> 01:13:00,153
(VOMITS)

1376
01:13:00,155 --> 01:13:01,722
(SPEAKS GERMAN)

1377
01:13:01,724 --> 01:13:03,924
- Excuse me, we need to...
- (CONTINUES SPEAKING GERMAN)

1378
01:13:05,428 --> 01:13:07,563
(GASPING)

1379
01:13:11,735 --> 01:13:13,234
That's good.

1380
01:13:13,236 --> 01:13:15,939
Okay, you're right on
the edge of the blind spot.

1381
01:13:18,842 --> 01:13:20,574
(DAPHNE GROANING)

1382
01:13:20,576 --> 01:13:22,810
Hey, you all right?

1383
01:13:22,812 --> 01:13:25,479
You good? Oh, you poor thing.

1384
01:13:25,481 --> 01:13:28,882
It's okay. You'll be okay.
Breathe, breathe...

1385
01:13:28,884 --> 01:13:31,252
Breathe... Breathe...

1386
01:13:31,254 --> 01:13:32,552
- (CLICKS)
- Breathe.

1387
01:13:32,554 --> 01:13:34,023
(VOMITS)

1388
01:13:35,724 --> 01:13:37,091
Okay, ten seconds.

1389
01:13:37,093 --> 01:13:38,494
Here we go.

1390
01:13:39,795 --> 01:13:41,863
Hey, come here.

1391
01:13:41,865 --> 01:13:43,096
This can't be here.
You need to

1392
01:13:43,098 --> 01:13:44,364
get this into the kitchen
right away.

1393
01:13:44,366 --> 01:13:46,701
- No problem.
- Okay, go. Go, go.

1394
01:13:46,703 --> 01:13:47,902
Coming at you, Deb.

1395
01:13:47,904 --> 01:13:49,673
Okay, here he comes.

1396
01:13:54,843 --> 01:13:56,078
Oh.

1397
01:14:03,386 --> 01:14:05,118
NINE BALL:
Okay, my mule is out.

1398
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:07,356
All my ladies
still in the dark.

1399
01:14:10,293 --> 01:14:13,494
- Dude. Dude.
- Yo.

1400
01:14:13,496 --> 01:14:15,464
- You have it?
- Have what?

1401
01:14:16,165 --> 01:14:17,832
Oh, I smoked it.

1402
01:14:17,834 --> 01:14:19,065
What do you mean, "smoked it"?

1403
01:14:19,067 --> 01:14:20,301
You know, Josh asked,

1404
01:14:20,303 --> 01:14:22,036
and he was like,
"Hey, do you have..."

1405
01:14:22,038 --> 01:14:24,040
Guys, where is he?
What's wrong?

1406
01:14:24,706 --> 01:14:26,006
What's happening?

1407
01:14:26,008 --> 01:14:28,775
Stalled in the hallway.
Chitchattin'.

1408
01:14:28,777 --> 01:14:30,537
DEBBIE: Tammy, you got to
get him moving now.

1409
01:14:37,419 --> 01:14:39,386
I'm putting the soup down,
I'm like...

1410
01:14:39,388 --> 01:14:41,823
Hey! Hey, what the hell
are you guys doing?

1411
01:14:41,825 --> 01:14:43,123
You're not getting paid
to talk.

1412
01:14:43,125 --> 01:14:45,195
- Let's go, come on.
- Yeah, sorry.

1413
01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:00,176
AMITA: Here, I'll take those.
I'll take those.

1414
01:15:03,446 --> 01:15:04,614
Thanks.

1415
01:15:17,593 --> 01:15:20,196
Bathroom break.
Bathroom break!

1416
01:15:58,634 --> 01:16:00,270
That was intense.

1417
01:16:03,139 --> 01:16:04,673
What?

1418
01:16:17,754 --> 01:16:19,619
I don't know. It could've
fallen off in there.

1419
01:16:19,621 --> 01:16:21,087
It could've fallen off
back there. I'm not sure.

1420
01:16:21,089 --> 01:16:22,655
I was just barfing
my guts out.

1421
01:16:22,657 --> 01:16:25,361
I was back at the table
the whole time.

1422
01:16:26,062 --> 01:16:27,194
Seal the exits.

1423
01:16:27,196 --> 01:16:28,462
What? No.
Do we have to make

1424
01:16:28,464 --> 01:16:29,831
such a big deal about this?
Come on.

1425
01:16:29,833 --> 01:16:32,667
- You better lock it up.
- Oh, come on!

1426
01:16:32,669 --> 01:16:34,836
- We need to clear the room.
- You can't do that.

1427
01:16:34,838 --> 01:16:36,671
We need to do a full sweep.

1428
01:16:36,673 --> 01:16:38,171
We can't.

1429
01:16:38,173 --> 01:16:39,873
Do you know who's here?

1430
01:16:39,875 --> 01:16:41,942
You just lost $150 million.

1431
01:16:41,944 --> 01:16:44,845
What would you do if it was
a Rembrandt missing, hmm?

1432
01:16:44,847 --> 01:16:47,448
Dinner will resume shortly,
I promise!

1433
01:16:47,450 --> 01:16:49,250
Thank you so much
for your understanding.

1434
01:16:49,252 --> 01:16:51,154
Just walk towards the stairs.

1435
01:16:54,156 --> 01:16:55,989
Sealin' the exits.

1436
01:16:55,991 --> 01:16:57,561
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1437
01:16:59,161 --> 01:17:01,261
Gentlemen, we're working
in teams of two.

1438
01:17:01,263 --> 01:17:03,363
We start at the perimeter
and work our way in.

1439
01:17:03,365 --> 01:17:04,664
Once you've been scanned,

1440
01:17:04,666 --> 01:17:06,935
please go directly
to the exit.

1441
01:17:06,937 --> 01:17:08,101
There will be someone there

1442
01:17:08,103 --> 01:17:09,303
that will show you
where to go.

1443
01:17:18,815 --> 01:17:20,413
OLIVIA MUNN: Do you know
what's going on here?

1444
01:17:20,415 --> 01:17:21,515
An item
seems to have been lost.

1445
01:17:21,517 --> 01:17:22,817
They're looking for it now.

1446
01:17:22,819 --> 01:17:24,821
- Do you know what they lost?
- Diamonds.

1447
01:17:25,388 --> 01:17:26,854
Lots of diamonds.

1448
01:17:26,856 --> 01:17:28,523
Diamonds? Really? We're
waiting around for diamonds?

1449
01:17:28,525 --> 01:17:30,627
Sir, I really just need to go
to the bathroom.

1450
01:17:31,361 --> 01:17:33,230
(SIRENS WAILING)

1451
01:17:34,097 --> 01:17:36,296
Okay, shit's blowing up.

1452
01:17:36,298 --> 01:17:38,933
Police coming, Cartier coming.

1453
01:17:38,935 --> 01:17:40,603
A bunch of news people coming.

1454
01:17:41,504 --> 01:17:42,804
Yeah.

1455
01:17:42,806 --> 01:17:44,905
Yeah, they're doing it.

1456
01:17:44,907 --> 01:17:46,506
They're about halfway through.

1457
01:17:46,508 --> 01:17:48,542
YURI: Was there anything you
did or anyone you talked to

1458
01:17:48,544 --> 01:17:50,211
between your table
and the bathroom?

1459
01:17:50,213 --> 01:17:52,112
I was rather preoccupied
at the time,

1460
01:17:52,114 --> 01:17:53,717
in case you didn't notice.

1461
01:18:02,459 --> 01:18:04,626
Amita, there's a guy
in the kitchen.

1462
01:18:04,628 --> 01:18:06,493
AMITA: Just give it
a few more minutes.

1463
01:18:06,495 --> 01:18:08,531
We don't have a few minutes.

1464
01:18:11,700 --> 01:18:12,735
Oh, shit!

1465
01:18:15,804 --> 01:18:17,337
He's right there.

1466
01:18:17,339 --> 01:18:18,538
DEBBIE: Tammy, how close?
Where are you now?

1467
01:18:18,540 --> 01:18:19,743
TAMMY: By the moat.

1468
01:18:21,410 --> 01:18:23,445
Tammy, pull it
out of the water.

1469
01:18:26,548 --> 01:18:28,717
Just plant it in the water!
Just pull it out, right now!

1470
01:18:30,954 --> 01:18:32,255
Found it!

1471
01:18:33,556 --> 01:18:35,488
It was in the water.
It must have fallen off

1472
01:18:35,490 --> 01:18:36,858
while you were running.

1473
01:18:36,860 --> 01:18:38,058
May I?

1474
01:18:38,060 --> 01:18:39,525
We got it back.

1475
01:18:39,527 --> 01:18:41,597
Okay. I'll come back down.

1476
01:18:47,069 --> 01:18:48,605
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1477
01:18:50,338 --> 01:18:52,641
Constance, you good.

1478
01:18:58,514 --> 01:19:00,383
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

1479
01:19:04,987 --> 01:19:06,720
Whoa, sick!

1480
01:19:06,722 --> 01:19:08,791
AMITA: Uh-uh.
There's glue, there's glue!

1481
01:19:23,940 --> 01:19:25,340
CLAUDE: Feeling better?

1482
01:19:25,342 --> 01:19:26,676
I do now.

1483
01:20:02,143 --> 01:20:03,713
Couple scotches, please.

1484
01:20:15,057 --> 01:20:16,359
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

1485
01:20:22,065 --> 01:20:24,801
(♫ UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ♫)

1486
01:22:26,121 --> 01:22:27,790
Dear God!

1487
01:22:37,066 --> 01:22:38,935
Thank you. Oh.

1488
01:22:40,602 --> 01:22:42,004
Very nice.

1489
01:22:44,072 --> 01:22:45,072
First of all,

1490
01:22:45,074 --> 01:22:46,672
I'm not a member
of law enforcement.

1491
01:22:46,674 --> 01:22:48,207
I work with
the insurance carrier.

1492
01:22:48,209 --> 01:22:50,043
Which means
I'm either looking for fraud

1493
01:22:50,045 --> 01:22:51,811
or I'm looking
for the real necklace.

1494
01:22:51,813 --> 01:22:53,846
Beyond that,
I couldn't care less.

1495
01:22:53,848 --> 01:22:56,516
I'm afraid you won't find
either here.

1496
01:22:56,518 --> 01:22:58,954
We'll see about that,
Monsieur...

1497
01:23:00,054 --> 01:23:02,758
- Monsieur?
- Delarue-Broussard.

1498
01:23:03,258 --> 01:23:04,390
Okay.

1499
01:23:04,392 --> 01:23:05,859
Lawrence,
when did you last see

1500
01:23:05,861 --> 01:23:08,394
what you believe
to be the authentic item?

1501
01:23:08,396 --> 01:23:10,064
When it left here
for the Met Gala.

1502
01:23:10,066 --> 01:23:11,799
When did you know
this was a fake?

1503
01:23:11,801 --> 01:23:13,501
The moment it was returned.

1504
01:23:13,503 --> 01:23:15,034
And you two.

1505
01:23:15,036 --> 01:23:16,537
You had your eyes
on the necklace

1506
01:23:16,539 --> 01:23:18,005
the entire evening?

1507
01:23:18,007 --> 01:23:19,674
Apart from when
Miss Kluger had her

1508
01:23:19,676 --> 01:23:21,341
unfortunate incident
in the public toilet.

1509
01:23:21,343 --> 01:23:22,509
That's correct.

1510
01:23:22,511 --> 01:23:24,411
Did you accompany her inside?

1511
01:23:24,413 --> 01:23:25,778
It's a women's bathroom.

1512
01:23:25,780 --> 01:23:27,081
It's a very big necklace.

1513
01:23:27,083 --> 01:23:28,815
There is only one entrance
in and out.

1514
01:23:28,817 --> 01:23:31,219
We were stationed at the door.

1515
01:23:31,221 --> 01:23:33,153
Did you check the plumbing?

1516
01:23:33,155 --> 01:23:35,122
- No.
- I did.

1517
01:23:35,124 --> 01:23:36,593
Okay, keep going forward.

1518
01:23:40,629 --> 01:23:43,732
Squeaky clean, so to speak.

1519
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:46,734
(SIGHS)

1520
01:23:46,736 --> 01:23:48,771
Whoever stole this necklace

1521
01:23:50,673 --> 01:23:53,806
managed to get out
without being detected.

1522
01:23:53,808 --> 01:23:56,275
Which means we're looking
for someone very smart.

1523
01:23:56,277 --> 01:23:57,743
Gentlemen.

1524
01:23:57,745 --> 01:23:59,579
I've seen
a thoroughbred racehorse

1525
01:23:59,581 --> 01:24:01,782
thrown into a tree shredder.

1526
01:24:01,784 --> 01:24:03,216
People will go
to great lengths

1527
01:24:03,218 --> 01:24:05,521
to defraud
an insurance carrier.

1528
01:24:08,624 --> 01:24:09,922
There! What's this?

1529
01:24:09,924 --> 01:24:11,792
I'm saying
that's not a blind spot.

1530
01:24:11,794 --> 01:24:14,595
- What do you call that then?
- The bathroom.

1531
01:24:14,597 --> 01:24:15,930
I don't see a bathroom.

1532
01:24:15,932 --> 01:24:16,896
That's...

1533
01:24:16,898 --> 01:24:18,398
Because it's
in the blind spot.

1534
01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:20,867
(SIGHS) What can someone steal
from a bathroom anyway?

1535
01:24:20,869 --> 01:24:22,869
I don't know, toiletries,

1536
01:24:22,871 --> 01:24:24,872
mints, hand towels,

1537
01:24:24,874 --> 01:24:28,175
a six-pound diamond necklace,
apparently.

1538
01:24:28,177 --> 01:24:29,277
Now, who's this?

1539
01:24:29,279 --> 01:24:30,411
A busboy?

1540
01:24:30,413 --> 01:24:31,545
Do you know him?

1541
01:24:31,547 --> 01:24:32,915
How would I know a busboy?

1542
01:24:33,682 --> 01:24:35,381
Aren't we posh?

1543
01:24:35,383 --> 01:24:37,984
I don't know everyone who goes
in and out of the museum.

1544
01:24:37,986 --> 01:24:39,619
Why do you care
about a busboy?

1545
01:24:39,621 --> 01:24:41,587
He's the only person who moves
in and out of the blind spot

1546
01:24:41,589 --> 01:24:42,957
during the period in question.

1547
01:24:42,959 --> 01:24:45,028
Could you please
stop calling it a blind spot?

1548
01:24:45,995 --> 01:24:46,926
Fine.

1549
01:24:46,928 --> 01:24:50,029
The bathroom door
that we can't see

1550
01:24:50,031 --> 01:24:52,498
because of your unique
camera placement.

1551
01:24:52,500 --> 01:24:56,302
This is the most sophisticated
museum security in the world.

1552
01:24:56,304 --> 01:24:58,805
Every piece of art is recorded
from multiple angles.

1553
01:24:58,807 --> 01:25:02,475
We just don't happen to
keep art in the bathroom.

1554
01:25:02,477 --> 01:25:04,610
I'm not a critic, Kyle.

1555
01:25:04,612 --> 01:25:06,779
I'm an insurance investigator.

1556
01:25:06,781 --> 01:25:08,181
I didn't wanna do it.

1557
01:25:08,183 --> 01:25:10,117
But Eric's all, like,
"Come on!"

1558
01:25:10,119 --> 01:25:12,185
I'm, like, "Dude, I don't
do that anymore."

1559
01:25:12,187 --> 01:25:14,721
He's, like, "Everyone's out
on the loading dock!"

1560
01:25:14,723 --> 01:25:16,789
I know it was really stupid.

1561
01:25:16,791 --> 01:25:19,426
I know I'm an asshole,

1562
01:25:19,428 --> 01:25:20,896
but it wasn't even my weed.

1563
01:25:23,266 --> 01:25:24,265
I'm sorry, what?

1564
01:25:24,267 --> 01:25:25,899
It wasn't my weed!
Do you want me

1565
01:25:25,901 --> 01:25:27,568
to pee in a cup or something?

1566
01:25:27,570 --> 01:25:28,902
No, that won't be necessary.

1567
01:25:28,904 --> 01:25:30,170
Are you sure?
I really don't mind.

1568
01:25:30,172 --> 01:25:31,037
I'm positive.

1569
01:25:31,039 --> 01:25:32,773
They put the necklace on me.

1570
01:25:32,775 --> 01:25:34,808
Then I walked the red carpet.

1571
01:25:34,810 --> 01:25:36,510
Then I saw the exhibit.

1572
01:25:36,512 --> 01:25:38,444
Then I ate my soup.

1573
01:25:38,446 --> 01:25:39,814
Then I hurled my guts out.

1574
01:25:39,816 --> 01:25:41,047
Then the necklace was gone.

1575
01:25:41,049 --> 01:25:42,849
And then
everybody freaked out.

1576
01:25:42,851 --> 01:25:45,952
And then they found it again,
I thought.

1577
01:25:45,954 --> 01:25:47,753
But, no?

1578
01:25:47,755 --> 01:25:49,689
This gentleman.

1579
01:25:49,691 --> 01:25:52,259
- Claude Becker.
- Mmm-hmm.

1580
01:25:52,261 --> 01:25:54,761
He was my date.

1581
01:25:54,763 --> 01:25:57,030
Was there ever a time
you two were alone

1582
01:25:57,032 --> 01:25:59,002
while you were wearing
the necklace?

1583
01:26:00,303 --> 01:26:01,337
(MOANING)

1584
01:26:04,572 --> 01:26:06,774
No.

1585
01:26:06,776 --> 01:26:08,745
Anyone present with you
in the bathroom?

1586
01:26:09,611 --> 01:26:12,145
My head was in a toilet bowl.

1587
01:26:12,147 --> 01:26:13,413
How 'bout after?

1588
01:26:13,415 --> 01:26:15,416
A lot of people.

1589
01:26:15,418 --> 01:26:17,020
Do you know this woman?

1590
01:26:20,021 --> 01:26:20,988
No.

1591
01:26:20,990 --> 01:26:22,421
Debbie Ocean,
convicted felon.

1592
01:26:22,423 --> 01:26:23,789
Her brother, Danny Ocean,

1593
01:26:23,791 --> 01:26:25,192
more convicted felon.

1594
01:26:25,194 --> 01:26:27,927
She was present on
the night of the incident.

1595
01:26:27,929 --> 01:26:29,429
Did she steal the necklace?

1596
01:26:29,431 --> 01:26:31,832
Apparently not, she's
the only one with an alibi.

1597
01:26:31,834 --> 01:26:34,333
Smiling at the camera
the entire time.

1598
01:26:34,335 --> 01:26:36,302
Ooh. So...

1599
01:26:36,304 --> 01:26:39,774
So I have five innocent people
who seem to be suspects,

1600
01:26:39,776 --> 01:26:42,278
and someone who should be
a suspect but isn't.

1601
01:26:42,945 --> 01:26:44,744
I have cameras

1602
01:26:44,746 --> 01:26:47,014
covering every inch
of the museum,

1603
01:26:47,016 --> 01:26:49,116
except for the loo,

1604
01:26:49,118 --> 01:26:54,220
where $150 million was stolen
from that neck, your neck.

1605
01:26:54,222 --> 01:26:56,722
- Interesting case.
- Mmm.

1606
01:26:56,724 --> 01:26:58,391
Some days, I love my job.

1607
01:26:58,393 --> 01:27:01,295
I love my job, too.

1608
01:27:01,297 --> 01:27:03,833
- (♫ FUNK MUSIC PLAYING ♫)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1609
01:27:13,541 --> 01:27:15,277
(TAMMY LAUGHS)

1610
01:27:21,450 --> 01:27:23,052
(DOOR OPENS)

1611
01:27:26,487 --> 01:27:28,223
You guys are fucked.

1612
01:27:29,258 --> 01:27:30,991
Nice place.

1613
01:27:30,993 --> 01:27:32,192
It must be a bitch to heat.

1614
01:27:32,194 --> 01:27:33,993
Excuse me!
You are trespassing.

1615
01:27:33,995 --> 01:27:36,095
No. We asked her to come.

1616
01:27:36,097 --> 01:27:37,766
TAMMY: You asked her to come?

1617
01:27:39,101 --> 01:27:40,332
Oh.

1618
01:27:40,334 --> 01:27:42,269
We realized a few days ago
that Miss Kluger...

1619
01:27:42,271 --> 01:27:44,203
Was not
a total fricking idiot.

1620
01:27:44,205 --> 01:27:47,176
Might have gotten a sense
of what we were doing.

1621
01:27:49,645 --> 01:27:50,847
(CLICKS)

1622
01:27:52,181 --> 01:27:54,680
You've got one of the greatest
necks in the world.

1623
01:27:54,682 --> 01:27:56,015
DAPHNE: First of all,
if there's one thing I know,

1624
01:27:56,017 --> 01:27:57,751
it's bad acting.

1625
01:27:57,753 --> 01:27:59,418
In fact,
you've got the only neck

1626
01:27:59,420 --> 01:28:01,190
that could carry
this necklace off.

1627
01:28:02,357 --> 01:28:03,991
DAPHNE:
I almost never throw up.

1628
01:28:03,993 --> 01:28:06,560
Even when I'm really wasted.

1629
01:28:06,562 --> 01:28:08,028
It was in the water.

1630
01:28:08,030 --> 01:28:09,870
It must have fallen off
while you were running.

1631
01:28:11,967 --> 01:28:14,701
DAPHNE:
And last but not least,

1632
01:28:14,703 --> 01:28:16,502
I never forget a face.

1633
01:28:16,504 --> 01:28:17,873
JOHN: Debbie Ocean.

1634
01:28:20,243 --> 01:28:22,274
Yeah. Yeah.

1635
01:28:22,276 --> 01:28:25,177
So, seems to me,
eight shares of 150 million

1636
01:28:25,179 --> 01:28:28,250
is better than seven shares
of nothing, right?

1637
01:28:29,584 --> 01:28:30,884
Chilly!

1638
01:28:30,886 --> 01:28:32,386
Hi, Daph! Welcome to the team!

1639
01:28:32,388 --> 01:28:33,921
Let's not all high-five
at once.

1640
01:28:33,923 --> 01:28:36,355
Plus, I am the one
who is saving your asses

1641
01:28:36,357 --> 01:28:38,091
- from insurance fraud.
- What?

1642
01:28:38,093 --> 01:28:40,161
- Insurance fraud?
- I was gonna get to that.

1643
01:28:40,163 --> 01:28:41,595
When?

1644
01:28:41,597 --> 01:28:43,529
It seems that they've assigned
an insurance investigator...

1645
01:28:43,531 --> 01:28:45,832
Who's about to look up
your ass with a flashlight.

1646
01:28:45,834 --> 01:28:47,867
- Who?
- This little Columbo dude,

1647
01:28:47,869 --> 01:28:48,969
everything
but the trench coat.

1648
01:28:48,971 --> 01:28:50,069
Totally on to you.

1649
01:28:50,071 --> 01:28:52,006
His name is John Frazier.

1650
01:28:52,008 --> 01:28:53,373
- You know him?
- Yes.

1651
01:28:53,375 --> 01:28:55,042
He busted my father twice
and my brother once.

1652
01:28:55,044 --> 01:28:56,176
He's family.

1653
01:28:56,178 --> 01:28:57,676
ROSE: All right.
Lest we forget,

1654
01:28:57,678 --> 01:29:00,180
this entire enterprise
was to keep me out of jail.

1655
01:29:00,182 --> 01:29:01,581
Hey. No one's going to jail.

1656
01:29:01,583 --> 01:29:03,582
- CONSTANCE: Are you sure?
- We expected this.

1657
01:29:03,584 --> 01:29:04,818
We prepared for this.

1658
01:29:04,820 --> 01:29:06,787
Yup, that's clear.

1659
01:29:06,789 --> 01:29:09,689
We will not be
the prime suspect.

1660
01:29:09,691 --> 01:29:11,591
AMITA: Okay, well then
who will be the prime suspect?

1661
01:29:11,593 --> 01:29:13,894
There's a few.
We've got the security guys,

1662
01:29:13,896 --> 01:29:15,194
we've got the busboys...

1663
01:29:15,196 --> 01:29:17,199
The shady guy
who put you away.

1664
01:29:19,433 --> 01:29:21,033
Wow! (CHUCKLES)

1665
01:29:21,035 --> 01:29:23,537
(GASPS) The boyfriend.

1666
01:29:23,539 --> 01:29:26,439
DEBBIE: Yup. They were gonna
be looking for somebody.

1667
01:29:26,441 --> 01:29:29,078
Just had to make sure
it wasn't one of us.

1668
01:29:30,012 --> 01:29:31,478
It's nice.

1669
01:29:31,480 --> 01:29:33,278
Thanks.

1670
01:29:33,280 --> 01:29:35,616
That is amazing!
The precision...

1671
01:29:35,618 --> 01:29:36,884
Right?

1672
01:29:36,886 --> 01:29:37,850
It's always
the attention to detail

1673
01:29:37,852 --> 01:29:39,118
and the little grace notes

1674
01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:41,958
that really make
something sing.

1675
01:29:43,092 --> 01:29:44,927
Why are you doing this?

1676
01:29:45,494 --> 01:29:46,529
DAPHNE: Uh...

1677
01:29:48,630 --> 01:29:51,864
I don't have that many close
female friendships.

1678
01:29:51,866 --> 01:29:53,466
And book clubs are the worst.

1679
01:29:53,468 --> 01:29:55,601
So I just thought

1680
01:29:55,603 --> 01:29:57,270
this could be
something fun to share.

1681
01:29:57,272 --> 01:29:59,241
You're becoming a criminal
because you're lonely?

1682
01:30:00,610 --> 01:30:02,975
Who isn't sometimes, right?

1683
01:30:02,977 --> 01:30:04,413
Are you an only child?

1684
01:30:06,248 --> 01:30:08,814
DEBBIE: Midsummer Night's
Dream in Miami?

1685
01:30:08,816 --> 01:30:10,583
TAMMY: It's Shakespeare.

1686
01:30:10,585 --> 01:30:13,653
She did summer stock
at Williamstown,

1687
01:30:13,655 --> 01:30:15,021
plus a bunch of off-Broadway.

1688
01:30:15,023 --> 01:30:16,323
What about this one?
She looks good.

1689
01:30:16,325 --> 01:30:18,323
Let's see. Regional theater,

1690
01:30:18,325 --> 01:30:20,092
but she trained at Juilliard.

1691
01:30:20,094 --> 01:30:21,194
It's really
a magnificent piece.

1692
01:30:21,196 --> 01:30:22,261
This was your mother's?

1693
01:30:22,263 --> 01:30:24,832
Left to me after her passing.

1694
01:30:24,834 --> 01:30:27,368
A Swedish prince
gave it to her

1695
01:30:27,370 --> 01:30:30,603
in exchange
for her deflowering. (GIGGLES)

1696
01:30:30,605 --> 01:30:32,171
Are they worth something?

1697
01:30:32,173 --> 01:30:34,239
Yes, they're worth
quite a lot.

1698
01:30:34,241 --> 01:30:37,610
"Take these,"
my mother said. "Now, go."

1699
01:30:37,612 --> 01:30:38,947
It was moonlight,

1700
01:30:39,514 --> 01:30:41,381
and then he said,

1701
01:30:41,383 --> 01:30:44,654
"I'd give you every star
in that sky."

1702
01:30:45,587 --> 01:30:47,753
I'm sorry. (CRYING)

1703
01:30:47,755 --> 01:30:49,557
It must be difficult for you.

1704
01:30:53,395 --> 01:30:55,060
- Claude Becker?
- Yeah.

1705
01:30:55,062 --> 01:30:56,229
- John Frazier.
- Hi.

1706
01:30:56,231 --> 01:30:58,466
SPD Insurance. How are you?

1707
01:30:59,435 --> 01:31:01,370
So, Claude...

1708
01:31:02,237 --> 01:31:04,440
Like Jean-Claude Van Damme.

1709
01:31:05,007 --> 01:31:06,172
Isn't it?

1710
01:31:06,174 --> 01:31:07,340
What do you want?

1711
01:31:07,342 --> 01:31:10,710
Here are some photographs
of you

1712
01:31:10,712 --> 01:31:12,144
with Miss Kluger.

1713
01:31:12,146 --> 01:31:13,613
Now, as you can see,
there are many photographs

1714
01:31:13,615 --> 01:31:16,283
where your hand
is on the back of her neck.

1715
01:31:16,285 --> 01:31:18,717
I don't really remember
where my hands were.

1716
01:31:18,719 --> 01:31:21,087
Ah. To be you.

1717
01:31:21,089 --> 01:31:22,290
Right?

1718
01:31:23,726 --> 01:31:25,091
Problem is,

1719
01:31:25,093 --> 01:31:26,426
the necklace has been stolen

1720
01:31:26,428 --> 01:31:28,295
and a fake has been put
in its place.

1721
01:31:28,297 --> 01:31:29,429
Right now, you're the person

1722
01:31:29,431 --> 01:31:30,698
with the greatest
opportunity...

1723
01:31:30,700 --> 01:31:32,933
Why would I wanna steal
a necklace?

1724
01:31:32,935 --> 01:31:34,971
That's what
I keep asking myself.

1725
01:31:35,904 --> 01:31:37,505
Why would this guy,

1726
01:31:39,740 --> 01:31:41,343
who's got everything,

1727
01:31:42,611 --> 01:31:44,013
two of these...

1728
01:31:45,547 --> 01:31:48,150
Why would that guy wanna
steal a necklace?

1729
01:31:50,051 --> 01:31:51,587
What was your answer?

1730
01:31:53,187 --> 01:31:55,123
Maybe he doesn't have
everything.

1731
01:31:55,891 --> 01:31:57,091
I think we're done here.

1732
01:31:57,093 --> 01:31:58,457
- Just a theory.
- Really.

1733
01:31:58,459 --> 01:31:59,792
- A shot in the dark.
- We're done.

1734
01:31:59,794 --> 01:32:01,226
I'm probably wrong.

1735
01:32:01,228 --> 01:32:04,163
It's a beautiful piece,
and I want you to have it.

1736
01:32:04,165 --> 01:32:06,569
I can't go any lower.
Just hold on one second.

1737
01:32:08,870 --> 01:32:10,071
Hello?

1738
01:32:11,072 --> 01:32:12,372
Oh, hey.

1739
01:32:12,374 --> 01:32:13,873
Hi.

1740
01:32:13,875 --> 01:32:15,341
What're you doing right now?

1741
01:32:15,343 --> 01:32:17,545
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1742
01:32:22,851 --> 01:32:24,083
DEBBIE: Hello, John.

1743
01:32:24,085 --> 01:32:25,385
Hello, Debbie.

1744
01:32:25,387 --> 01:32:27,220
You look well,
how long's it been?

1745
01:32:27,222 --> 01:32:30,222
A few years.
Minus good behavior.

1746
01:32:30,224 --> 01:32:31,791
- Right.
- Yeah.

1747
01:32:31,793 --> 01:32:34,094
Thank you for calling.
I was gonna call you.

1748
01:32:34,096 --> 01:32:36,130
- Yeah, I didn't do it.
- Of course not.

1749
01:32:36,132 --> 01:32:37,663
You were just on camera
20 feet away

1750
01:32:37,665 --> 01:32:38,998
while the jewels
were being nicked.

1751
01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:40,265
It's a coincidence.

1752
01:32:40,267 --> 01:32:42,167
No. That's a solid alibi.

1753
01:32:42,169 --> 01:32:43,536
What is it? Is it genetic?

1754
01:32:43,538 --> 01:32:45,238
Are the whole family
like this?

1755
01:32:45,240 --> 01:32:46,439
Except for my aunt Ida.

1756
01:32:46,441 --> 01:32:48,574
- Librarian?
- Mmm. Homemaker.

1757
01:32:48,576 --> 01:32:50,010
Right, I'm gonna
make this easy for you.

1758
01:32:50,012 --> 01:32:51,679
I don't want you.

1759
01:32:53,114 --> 01:32:54,514
I just want the necklace.

1760
01:32:54,516 --> 01:32:56,248
I don't care.
I'll say I found it in a cab.

1761
01:32:56,250 --> 01:32:57,786
How about some of it?

1762
01:32:59,989 --> 01:33:03,323
- How much?
- Hypothetically, 10%.

1763
01:33:03,325 --> 01:33:04,957
And where's
the hypothetical rest?

1764
01:33:04,959 --> 01:33:07,827
Oh, I don't know. Literally.

1765
01:33:07,829 --> 01:33:10,662
Oh, God. This is exhausting!

1766
01:33:10,664 --> 01:33:14,568
I mean, when they said
come over, I was like... Ugh.

1767
01:33:14,570 --> 01:33:16,636
You know, with the jet lag,
the time difference,

1768
01:33:16,638 --> 01:33:18,537
Arsenal in the Cup Final
this weekend.

1769
01:33:18,539 --> 01:33:20,841
But now I'm here.
It's bloody interesting.

1770
01:33:20,843 --> 01:33:21,844
Yeah?

1771
01:33:27,315 --> 01:33:30,183
So it's not just profit,
it's revenge.

1772
01:33:30,185 --> 01:33:32,618
It's a twofer.

1773
01:33:32,620 --> 01:33:35,121
He frames you, you frame him,
scores are settled.

1774
01:33:35,123 --> 01:33:36,456
I'm just the courier.

1775
01:33:36,458 --> 01:33:39,458
All is right with the world,
it's brilliant.

1776
01:33:39,460 --> 01:33:40,993
Just trying to help out
an old friend.

1777
01:33:40,995 --> 01:33:44,296
You know, one day, you are
gonna have to let this go?

1778
01:33:44,298 --> 01:33:46,334
And one day, I will.

1779
01:33:47,602 --> 01:33:51,505
Let's just say,
for argument's sake,

1780
01:33:51,507 --> 01:33:54,110
that I do know where there's
a part of that necklace.

1781
01:33:55,209 --> 01:33:56,811
Can you get a search warrant?

1782
01:33:58,213 --> 01:34:01,514
(SIGHS)
I'd need probable cause.

1783
01:34:01,516 --> 01:34:05,752
Well, we may or may not be
working on that right now.

1784
01:34:05,754 --> 01:34:07,756
(♫ JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ♫)

1785
01:34:09,790 --> 01:34:11,560
Do you wanna play a game?

1786
01:34:13,195 --> 01:34:14,663
What kind of game?

1787
01:34:16,632 --> 01:34:18,200
A card game.

1788
01:34:20,968 --> 01:34:22,637
- Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh?

1789
01:34:25,405 --> 01:34:26,708
- Uh-huh?
- Yes, yes!

1790
01:34:35,450 --> 01:34:36,783
I'll be right back.

1791
01:34:36,785 --> 01:34:38,754
- Where are you going?
- (CHUCKLES)

1792
01:34:39,821 --> 01:34:40,823
CLAUDE: Wait.

1793
01:34:46,861 --> 01:34:48,230
(CHUCKLES)

1794
01:35:00,407 --> 01:35:02,442
CLAUDE: Where are you?

1795
01:35:02,444 --> 01:35:04,679
I'll be right there.

1796
01:35:28,002 --> 01:35:29,538
(CAMERA CLICKS)

1797
01:35:33,174 --> 01:35:34,709
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

1798
01:35:51,825 --> 01:35:52,927
(GROANS)

1799
01:35:56,164 --> 01:35:57,699
(DOOR BELL BUZZING)

1800
01:36:00,468 --> 01:36:02,538
(SIRENS WAILING)

1801
01:36:11,312 --> 01:36:15,113
You have no idea how this
came to be in your possession?

1802
01:36:15,115 --> 01:36:16,517
No.

1803
01:36:17,753 --> 01:36:19,585
But you were Ms. Kluger's date

1804
01:36:19,587 --> 01:36:22,055
the night
these necklaces were switched.

1805
01:36:22,057 --> 01:36:23,592
Yes, I was.

1806
01:36:25,093 --> 01:36:28,897
Does that strike you
as a rather large coincidence?

1807
01:36:32,634 --> 01:36:36,269
Including a 33.18, D color,
internally flawless diamond...

1808
01:36:36,271 --> 01:36:38,203
DETECTIVE: Are you familiar
with a company called

1809
01:36:38,205 --> 01:36:40,372
Becker Holdings, LLC?

1810
01:36:40,374 --> 01:36:41,742
CLAUDE: Of course.

1811
01:36:41,744 --> 01:36:44,810
DETECTIVE: Well, it seems
four sweet old ladies,

1812
01:36:44,812 --> 01:36:47,581
who apparently don't exist,

1813
01:36:47,583 --> 01:36:51,083
have recently transferred some
very large sums of money

1814
01:36:51,085 --> 01:36:53,955
into Becker Holdings, LLC.

1815
01:36:56,290 --> 01:36:59,360
Do you know how that might
have happened, Mr. Becker?

1816
01:37:04,833 --> 01:37:07,199
I think
I need to talk to my lawyer.

1817
01:37:07,201 --> 01:37:09,937
(CHUCKLES) I think you do.

1818
01:37:17,545 --> 01:37:19,578
- To our dear friend Carl...
- ALL: Claude.

1819
01:37:19,580 --> 01:37:24,350
Claude Becker. May he rest
in peace in prison.

1820
01:37:24,352 --> 01:37:25,618
ALL: Cheers.

1821
01:37:25,620 --> 01:37:27,052
ROSE: Love you,
love you, love you.

1822
01:37:27,054 --> 01:37:28,089
- LOU: Cheers.
- Cheers.

1823
01:37:29,223 --> 01:37:30,424
I have a question.

1824
01:37:30,426 --> 01:37:31,925
So...

1825
01:37:31,927 --> 01:37:33,693
It's good
that he went to jail,

1826
01:37:33,695 --> 01:37:35,761
'cause it's great
that we didn't.

1827
01:37:35,763 --> 01:37:40,533
But if you only sold
the jewels for 85 million,

1828
01:37:40,535 --> 01:37:42,704
how does it work out
that we get 16 apiece?

1829
01:37:45,339 --> 01:37:46,706
Do you wanna?

1830
01:37:46,708 --> 01:37:49,208
You thought we were just
gonna steal one necklace?

1831
01:37:49,210 --> 01:37:52,811
What do you think we are,
a bunch of pussies?

1832
01:37:52,813 --> 01:37:54,280
DEBBIE: See, while everyone
was worried

1833
01:37:54,282 --> 01:37:55,814
about what was happening
around your neck...

1834
01:37:55,816 --> 01:37:57,817
LOU: And you were
hurling your guts out...

1835
01:37:57,819 --> 01:37:59,021
Thanks for that, by the way.

1836
01:37:59,920 --> 01:38:01,052
It was amazing.

1837
01:38:01,054 --> 01:38:02,421
- That was really impressive.
- (ALL AGREEING)

1838
01:38:02,423 --> 01:38:03,722
That was really nice,
actually.

1839
01:38:03,724 --> 01:38:06,859
DEBBIE: The place
kinda went on lockdown.

1840
01:38:06,861 --> 01:38:08,327
LOU: The kitchen
was cleared out, too.

1841
01:38:08,329 --> 01:38:11,096
And while everyone
was watching the entrance,

1842
01:38:11,098 --> 01:38:13,101
we thought we'd check out
the exhibit.

1843
01:38:15,204 --> 01:38:18,440
Because why would you
just steal one necklace,

1844
01:38:20,541 --> 01:38:23,809
- when you could steal more?
- (ALL GASPS)

1845
01:38:23,811 --> 01:38:26,511
- Holy shit!
- Holy shit!

1846
01:38:26,513 --> 01:38:27,980
That's a lot.

1847
01:38:27,982 --> 01:38:29,282
Yeah.

1848
01:38:29,284 --> 01:38:32,152
We didn't just print
the Toussaint from that thing.

1849
01:38:32,154 --> 01:38:33,752
We printed a lot of jewels.

1850
01:38:33,754 --> 01:38:36,689
AMITA: Felt like I was
working at Kinko's.

1851
01:38:36,691 --> 01:38:38,824
LOU: Meanwhile,

1852
01:38:38,826 --> 01:38:40,829
I decided to visit
an old friend.

1853
01:38:41,428 --> 01:38:42,830
(SPEAKS MANDARIN)

1854
01:38:49,204 --> 01:38:52,872
Amazon sells
these 20-foot selfie sticks.

1855
01:38:52,874 --> 01:38:55,877
All they saw
was a quick, little blur.

1856
01:38:57,712 --> 01:38:59,444
(LOU AND YEN SPEAKING
MANDARIN)

1857
01:38:59,446 --> 01:39:01,014
DEBBIE: It was a temporary
exhibit and they built

1858
01:39:01,016 --> 01:39:02,616
this metal grid
to hang the dresses from.

1859
01:39:03,752 --> 01:39:07,822
We just decided to suspend Yen
from that as well.

1860
01:39:26,673 --> 01:39:28,541
What if somebody came in?

1861
01:39:28,543 --> 01:39:30,076
Oh. Somebody did.

1862
01:39:30,078 --> 01:39:31,545
I'm sorry, ma'am, you can't
be here. We're clearing

1863
01:39:31,547 --> 01:39:34,016
- this whole area.
- (SPEAKING GERMAN)

1864
01:40:12,987 --> 01:40:15,089
- GUARD: Ma'am.
- (CONTINUES SPEAKING GERMAN)

1865
01:40:16,990 --> 01:40:17,993
Calm down.

1866
01:40:26,166 --> 01:40:27,768
(OVERLAPPING ARGUING)

1867
01:40:32,740 --> 01:40:34,610
(IN ENGLISH) We're okay.

1868
01:41:09,910 --> 01:41:12,345
DEBBIE: Stealing the necklace
was great,

1869
01:41:12,347 --> 01:41:13,679
but without that diversion,

1870
01:41:13,681 --> 01:41:15,113
without clearing out
the exhibit...

1871
01:41:15,115 --> 01:41:17,382
LOU: We wouldn't have been
able to grab these.

1872
01:41:17,384 --> 01:41:18,685
DEBBIE: These,

1873
01:41:18,687 --> 01:41:23,956
which bring your cuts to
$38,300,000 each.

1874
01:41:23,958 --> 01:41:25,424
- AMITA: Huh?
- Yeah.

1875
01:41:25,426 --> 01:41:26,692
(LAUGHS)

1876
01:41:26,694 --> 01:41:28,864
(♫ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ♫)

1877
01:41:41,944 --> 01:41:43,844
Yeah.

1878
01:41:46,013 --> 01:41:48,717
Yeah, I know.
It's so beautiful. (LAUGHS)

1879
01:42:00,962 --> 01:42:03,328
Sweetie, I know,
but you can't put gum

1880
01:42:03,330 --> 01:42:05,230
in your sister's hair.

1881
01:42:05,232 --> 01:42:08,070
I don't care if she tried
to put it in your nose first.

1882
01:42:21,916 --> 01:42:23,849
What's up, YouTube?
It's your girl!

1883
01:42:23,851 --> 01:42:24,984
Check out my new crib.

1884
01:42:24,986 --> 01:42:27,022
I'm on the co-op board.

1885
01:42:31,759 --> 01:42:34,359
- DAPHNE: Cut!
- WOMAN: That's a cut!

1886
01:42:34,361 --> 01:42:35,881
- Cut, cut, cut!
- WOMAN: That's a cut!

1887
01:42:36,696 --> 01:42:38,198
Resetting back to one.

1888
01:42:38,200 --> 01:42:40,131
DAPHNE: Uh, just, you know...
Smoother.

1889
01:42:40,133 --> 01:42:42,735
Just a little bit of space,
please. It was perfect.

1890
01:42:42,737 --> 01:42:44,336
I just need it faster
and more damaged.

1891
01:42:44,338 --> 01:42:45,971
All right? Great.

1892
01:42:45,973 --> 01:42:47,775
(WHISPERS) It's not that hard!

1893
01:42:59,588 --> 01:43:01,123
(ENGINE REVVING)

1894
01:43:53,540 --> 01:43:55,409
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

1895
01:44:05,652 --> 01:44:07,188
You would've loved it.