PSA FOR INTER-COMMUNITY RELATIONS - /pmg/

„After Science Special 2: Electric Boogaloo“


[Title Screen]

[FDR sound queue(?)]

Scene 1
Fade in
Hazmat is on his own at the FDR facility. The narrator grabs his attention

Narrator [in mid-atlantic accent]

This is hazmat. Hi, hazmat.
[hazmat waves towards the camera]
Hazmat has a waifu
[thought bubble with fem hazmat pops up with a bunch of hearts]
but that also means that hazmat is part of a community.
[thought bubble pops and hazmat looks puzzled]
Hazmat, do you know how to interact with your fellow community members? [hazmat shakes his head]
Let's show hazmat some general community guidelines so everybody in the community can have a good time.
[hazmat gives a thumbs up]

Scene 2
Hazmat is in the foreground anxiously watching a bunch of hazmats interacting and enjoying themselves

Narrator [in mid-atlantic accent]

Interacting with your waifus community can initially be intimidating but remember that you're not the only one who feels that way and you waifu will surely appreciate every new member of their community.

First things first:
Don't just come barging in into a group before learning your dazzling waifu's values.
[hazmat is standing in the middle of the hazmat crowd with him being happy but the crowd being upset]
Make sure to look for the rules of engagement your waifu has set up.
We, at FDR, know that each waifu has her own set of needs and preferences that deserve to be respected.
[cork pinboard shows up with the FDR-logo at the top and a pinned „Rules“ form]
Remember that these rules are unique to your waifu and can't be applied across the board. While one waifu might enjoy a nice long talk about world events, another may find the topic hits too close to home.







Scene 3
Hazmat is standing on a table, his hands flailing in the air with a few confused onlookers standing around him

Hold on there, hazmat.
[surprised, hazmat looks up towards the camera]
Believe it or not, there are a few unspoken rules all the cool cats abide by.
These rules are not easy to figure out and even took us, at FDR, decades of research to determine.
For one, everybody wants attention from their waifu but attempting to bogart it all is not fair to the other followers your waifu has.
Your waifu loves to entertain you, if you want to repay her with content of your own,
[hazmat sits down and is drawing something]
 give it the ole' college try and make something you and your waifu can be proud of.
[hazmat picks up the piece of paper, shows it to the camera, revealing a crudely drawn fem-hazmat]

Scene 4
Hazmat in a DIY police uniform
Furthermore, each and every point of congress to discuss your waifu has specially trained moderators. If you see somebody breaking the rules or you believe somebody needs a stern talking-to, remind them of the community guidelines. If they continue to act the fool, don't try to take things into your own hands, but contact a proper representative instead.

It's also important not suppress opposition. Everybody likes to discuss topics related to your waifu. Different points of view are paramount to help your waifu grow and bring even more joy to you and others.


Scene 5
Grey hazmat talking to a confused group of hazmats with inverted color schemes

What's a good party without a few in-jokes huh hazmat?
[hazmat turns towards the camera and gives a thumbs up]
In-jokes are a great way to have fun and connect with your waifus community just remember that these jokes probably won't fly with the community of other waifus. They're called “in-jokes” for a reason!
[grey hazmat turns towards other grey hazmats who welcome him]
Data shows it is also possible to take a good thing too far. Try to recognize the point of no return before stepping over that threshold.
(Cursed image data: https://imgur.com/a/c9xZDht)

Now, Hazmat, this is not all there is to know about interacting with your waifu's community but I'm afraid that's all the time we have for today.

We, at FDR, wish you at home the best of luck in becoming an integral part of your waifu's community.
Always remember: Change starts with you.