[8:32 PM] TeaPod: with the sound of a lightsaber, kokichi unzipped his armor
[8:32 PM] TeaPod: revealing a strange metal apparatus
[8:33 PM] TeaPod: it was above average length, slightly ribbed
[8:33 PM] TeaPod: and was coming closer to kokichi
[8:33 PM] TeaPod: kokichi squealed in anticipation, when suddenly he realized something
[8:33 PM] KILLKILL: N O
[8:33 PM] TeaPod: "yo B this is hella gay fam"
[8:33 PM] KILLKILL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[8:33 PM] TeaPod: "dw I said no homo remember?"
[8:33 PM] KILLKILL: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KILLKILL started a call.Today at 8:33 PM
[8:33 PM] KILLKILL: D A N I E L
[8:33 PM] TeaPod: "shit u rite" said kokichi, grinning
[8:34 PM] TeaPod: slowly but surely, he slide his fucking robot lightsaber cock into kokichi's tight, oil filled asshole
[8:34 PM] TeaPod: they did the sex for a whole 30 minutes
[8:34 PM] TeaPod: kokichi started grunting in pain
[8:34 PM] KILLKILL: s to p
[8:34 PM] TeaPod: "hey daddy, there's not enough lubricant, it hurts"
[8:35 PM] TeaPod: "it's okay" said kiibo, grinning. "I can give you more
[8:35 PM] TeaPod: Kokichi stopped
[8:36 PM] KILLKILL: kys
[8:36 PM] TeaPod: pulled his ass out of the kokichi-fucker 2.5
[8:36 PM] TeaPod: and looked at him
[8:36 PM] KILLKILL: ho dont do it
[8:36 PM] TeaPod: "no homo" he said, bringing himself closer
[8:36 PM] KILLKILL: oh my god
[8:36 PM] TeaPod: kokichi smiled, and jumped on kokichi, their lips meeting midair
[8:36 PM] TeaPod: suddenly, mid kiss, the door opens
[8:36 PM] KILLKILL: AND ITS SHUICHI
[8:36 PM] KILLKILL: REKT
[8:36 PM] TeaPod: "hey keebs, I brought you som...."
[8:37 PM] TeaPod: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS"
[8:37 PM] TeaPod: "I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING
[8:37 PM] TeaPod: SPECIAL
[8:37 PM] TeaPod: I THOUGHT
[8:37 PM] TeaPod: WE WERE
[8:37 PM] TeaPod: TOGETHER
[8:37 PM] TeaPod: "
[8:37 PM] TeaPod: kiibo pulled out of kokichi, his face red and fear on his face
[8:37 PM] TeaPod: "I'm sorry
[8:37 PM] TeaPod: Y/N it's not what it looks like!"
[8:37 PM] KILLKILL: LERIJMOLSKFARGHCFJKDMVEMROCIFJKC
[8:37 PM] KILLKILL: I HA  T E Y O U
[8:38 PM] TeaPod: Tears flow down your face, you fall on your knees, feeling the ultimate betrayal
[8:38 PM] TeaPod: Kiibo goes to hug you, but you push him away, considering how weak he is
[8:38 PM] TeaPod: kokichi is shook,
[8:38 PM] TeaPod: "you had a SO" WHAT THE FUCK
[8:38 PM] TeaPod: kokichi says, confused
[8:38 PM] TeaPod: "you said you were single!!!!"
[8:39 PM] TeaPod: kiibo turns around, any expression on his face gone
[8:39 PM] TeaPod: his mouth contorts into a sly grin, and he says
[8:39 PM] TeaPod: "I was
[8:39 PM] TeaPod: lying"
[8:39 PM] TeaPod: Kokichi's penis suddenly became about six times more erect, and he didn't care about Y/N anymore
[8:40 PM] TeaPod: He jumped out of the bed he seemed to fly mid air
[8:40 PM] TeaPod: your mouth gaped, as you saw kokichi jump six feet into the air, and land inside kiibos asshole
[8:40 PM] TeaPod: that's righjt
[8:40 PM] TeaPod: this is reverse vore
[8:40 PM] TeaPod: llmao jk his penis fell inside kiibos asshole
[8:41 PM] KILLKILL: **panis
[8:41 PM] TeaPod: kiibos pained expression at you faded into pure
[8:41 PM] TeaPod: sweet
[8:41 PM] TeaPod: euphoria
[8:41 PM] KILLKILL: n o
[8:41 PM] KILLKILL: s to p
[8:41 PM] TeaPod: kokichi was so turned on, he went faster, you see kiibos eyes cross
[8:41 PM] TeaPod: "no" you say, emotionally crippled
[8:42 PM] TeaPod: kiibo tries to say "sorry", but it morphs into a moan as you're covered with the oil you once knew and loved
[8:42 PM] TeaPod: "EW WHAT THE FUCK" you said
[8:42 PM] TeaPod: horrifyed
[8:43 PM] TeaPod: d
[8:43 PM] TeaPod: You ran out of the door
[8:43 PM] TeaPod: horrified and disgusted
[8:43 PM] TeaPod: your tears mixing with the oil, which is everywhere
[8:43 PM] TeaPod: you run up the stairs to your room, when you see your ex
[8:43 PM] TeaPod: you freeze
[8:43 PM] TeaPod: he freezes
[8:43 PM] TeaPod: oh.. hi
[8:44 PM] TeaPod: "hey... Y/N"
[8:44 PM] TeaPod: "what's up, Korekiyo" you say, trying to keep it casual, and failing
[8:44 PM] TeaPod: "what happened?" he said, obviously shook
[8:44 PM] TeaPod: "kiibo, cheated on me"
[8:44 PM] TeaPod: "in front of my face"
[8:44 PM] KILLKILL: ***shooketh
[8:44 PM] KILLKILL: ***on my face
[8:44 PM] TeaPod: "oh that's horrible," korekiyo says, bringing you close
[8:44 PM] TeaPod: "he took advantage of me
[8:44 PM] KILLKILL: no
[8:44 PM] TeaPod: I thought
[8:44 PM] KILLKILL: no
[8:44 PM] TeaPod: he loved me
[8:44 PM] KILLKILL: no
[8:45 PM] KILLKILL: no
[8:45 PM] KILLKILL: no
[8:45 PM] KILLKILL: no
[8:45 PM] TeaPod: I was gonna propose!"
[8:45 PM] KILLKILL: nono
[8:45 PM] KILLKILL: non
[8:45 PM] KILLKILL: no
[8:45 PM] KILLKILL: non
[8:45 PM] KILLKILL: non
[8:45 PM] KILLKILL: non
[8:45 PM] TeaPod: 5 years later
[8:45 PM] KILLKILL: W AIT NO
[8:45 PM] KILLKILL: SHJFDKSDLKSDKKDSKKJDJKSFAHD;
[8:45 PM] TeaPod: "and that's how we got married" Korekiyo says
[8:45 PM] TeaPod: "Wow, what the fuck I'm only 2" says the child, Yoki
[8:45 PM] TeaPod: "yeah bitch I was born like last week" says irn
[8:46 PM] TeaPod: suddenly, Rantaro burts into the room, only wearing a beanie
[8:46 PM] TeaPod: "you could say that was
[8:46 PM] TeaPod: Rinteresting"
[8:46 PM] TeaPod: the end