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[17:42:59] Kain: Doublelift just barely gets missed by Sona ult, proceeds to get a double
[17:43:08] Kain: staying true to his name
[17:43:24] Kain: and CLG steals what is rightfully theirs
[17:43:36] Kain: Karthus sings to blue buff
[17:44:19] Kain: Diana with the waveclear
[17:44:36] Kain: Karthus gets ganged up onto, but mid tower doesn't die
[17:45:18] Kain: CLG gangs up on mid tower
[17:45:24] Kain: teamfight
[17:45:28] Kain: scarra goes down
[17:45:36] Kain: Varus gets wrecked
[17:46:01] Kain: Doublelift records his cs montage
[17:46:08] Kain: meanwhile, instant replay
[17:46:30] Kain: somehow, Kennen got cockblocked hard here
[17:46:43] Kain: CLG looks like they're getting back into the game
[17:46:50] Kain: Chauster does mlg pro wards
[17:47:09] Kain: Karthus goes out alone
[17:47:28] Kain: #doubleliftmechanics
[17:49:19] Kain: well, CLG came out on top
[17:49:33] Kain: Doublelift milking his AS steroid
[17:50:09] Kain: Nocturne curses his lack of burst damage
[17:50:56] Kain: CLG attempts dragon
[17:51:02] Kain: and take it in 2 seconds flat
[17:51:07] Kain: power of teamwork
[17:51:42] Kain: Varus with the waveclear
[17:51:54] Dango: that ping
[17:52:06] Kain: oh, right
[17:52:15] Kain: remove that ping
[17:52:24] Kain: CLG with the gold lead
[17:52:48] Kain: CLG gangs up on top tower
[17:52:54] Kain: Dig is mad
[17:52:58] Kain: teamfight
[17:53:09] Kain: Doublelift does some impressive burst damage on no one
[17:53:25] Kain: Dig can't contest
[17:53:27] Kain: tower goes down
[17:54:28] Kain: Noct gets his cs stolen by karth
[17:54:34] Kain: cue imaginary fistfight
[17:54:50] Kain: Elise waveclears instantly
[17:55:15] Kain: Zac prepares to engage
[17:56:40] Kain: trouble ensues
[17:56:43] Kain: Link goes down
[17:57:01] Kain: but it ends up turning on dig
[17:57:09] Kain: Graves gets triple
[17:57:17] Kain: so it 's even
[17:57:28] Kain: Nocturne does tons of damage
[17:57:37] Kain: and chases Zac to the ends of the earth
[17:57:40] Kain: and cannot kill him
[17:57:59] Kain: give a big hand to noct, folks
[17:58:14] Kain: CLG gets baron
[17:58:15] Kain: fistfight
[17:58:25] Kain: Graves and Karth die
[17:58:40] Kain: Noct dies too
[17:58:41] Kain: somehow
[17:58:48] Kain: so baron turned out to be not worth
[17:59:03] Kain: Dig takes mid tower
[17:59:10] Kain: and inhib
[17:59:27] Kain: they won the teamfight when they killed graves and karth, imo
[17:59:41] Kain: Dig does uncontested dragon
[17:59:52] Kain: Karth tries singing to blue buff
[17:59:54] Kain: again
[18:00:10] Kain: Doublelift massively outcses Varus
[18:00:18] Kain: no small feat considering
[18:00:52] Kain: dig attempts to destroy bot lane
[18:01:00] Kain: mexican standoff
[18:01:14] Kain: Zac does a pump fake
[18:01:27] Kain: eats a spider
[18:01:46] Kain: CLG can't contest
[18:01:52] Kain: minions OP
[18:02:47] Kain: CLG decides to play a tower defense game instead
[18:03:34] Kain: extreme stall games
[18:04:33] Kain: meanwhile, I'm the only one commentating
[18:05:05] Kain: Varus steals blue
[18:05:26] Kain: Dig does baron
[18:05:33] Kain: CLG steals
[18:05:36] Kain: teamfight
[18:05:41] Kain: Elise gets caught
[18:05:49] Kain: double lift chunks sona
[18:05:55] Kain: then kennen
[18:05:59] Kain: karthus sings
[18:06:02] Kain: zac doesn't die
[18:06:09] Kain: clg proceeds to push mid
[18:06:20] Kain: tower goes down
[18:07:19] Kain: clg on top again
[18:07:25] Kain: after being slightly behind in gold
[18:07:30] Kain: pushing mid
[18:07:53] Kain: fight at inhib
[18:07:55] Kain: or not
[18:08:32] Kain: Scarra intiates
[18:08:37] Kain: Zac gets chunked
[18:08:42] Kain: Sona presses shurelya
[18:08:53] Kain: doublelift's last dtand
[18:09:05] Kain: inhib goes down
[18:09:15] Kain: doublelift chunks varus
[18:09:17] Kain: best plays NA
[18:09:34] Phoenix: Wall of kain.
[18:09:40] Kain: *wall of shoutcasting
[18:09:59] Kain: clg inhib down
[18:10:08] Kain: scarra dies like a scrub
[18:10:24] Kain: here we go again...
[18:11:09] Kain: Zac gets surprised
[18:11:16] Kain: but it was an ineffective bait
[18:11:24] Kain: nobody got seriously hurt
[18:12:06] Kain: Zac yolos at
[18:12:08] Kain: *it
[18:12:09] Kain: and dies
[18:12:15] Kain: Noct chases kennen
[18:12:21] Kain: geave gets kill
[18:12:33] Kain: Varus with the mlg pro kiting skillz
[18:12:43] Kain: CLG does baron due to 3v5
[18:12:50] Kain: uncontested
[18:12:58] Kain: Graves dashes over baron pit
[18:13:06] Kain: scarra with the bd
[18:13:21] Kain: forced to abandon
[18:13:32] Kain: fight at inhib
[18:14:04] Kain: Link dodges a sona ult
[18:14:10] Kain: at the expense of his flash
[18:14:21] Kain: wonder if they'll force a teamfight with sona ult down
[18:14:43] Kain: dig does uncontested dragon
[18:14:54] Kain: elise with the ga
[18:14:58] Kain: *GA
[18:15:18] Kain: fight at inhib
[18:15:39] Kain: doublelift narrowlu survives
[18:15:50] Kain: CLG...wins the teamfight?
[18:15:57] Kain: well, the inhib was worth
[18:16:05] Kain: but 4v5
[18:16:24] Kain: karth will need to be a big damn hero
[18:16:54] Kain: top inhib down
[18:17:05] Kain: stall games yet again
[18:17:14] Kain: interestingly enough
[18:17:46] Kain: CLG with the gold lead
[18:17:49] Kain: is it enough
[18:18:23] Kain: graphical glitches
[18:18:46] Kain: seriously
[18:18:55] Kain: are the creeps getting mad
[18:19:16] Kain: Chauster gets 100-0'd like a scrub
[18:19:22] Kain: bot tower gone
[18:19:38] Kain: graves kills diana
[18:19:59] Kain: only sona is standing
[18:20:00] Kain: somehow
[18:20:11] Kain: Janna up soon
[18:20:15] Kain: because she died early
[18:20:36] Kain: 2v1 at baron
[18:20:42] Kain: Sona feels powerless
[18:20:57] Kain: CLG gets baron
[18:21:02] Kain: no thanks to sona 'harass;
[18:21:25] Kain: nobody on top
[18:21:28] Kain: like always
[18:21:30] Kain: mark of a gg
[18:21:45] Kain: dig gets drag
[18:22:15] Kain: dig camping out at bot lane
[18:22:21] Kain: elaborate sneak attack
[18:22:44] Kain: seems to be putting pressure on 2 lanes at once
[18:23:05] Kain: more graphical glitches
[18:23:06] Kain: seriously
[18:24:04] Kain: doublelift with the GA
[18:24:24] Kain: stall games at inhibs
[18:25:40] Kain: wow
[18:25:45] Kain: Varus gets chunked
[18:25:48] Kain: teamgight
[18:26:01] Kain: well, shit
[18:26:14] Kain: it looks like gg for CLG
[18:26:27] Kain: mass push down mid
[18:26:39] Kain: noct smites siege minion
[18:26:52] Kain: varus up
[18:26:59] Kain: inhib down
[18:27:08] Kain: another one down
[18:27:29] Kain: well, that mass push would've seen a tower gone if doublelift survived
[18:27:32] Kain: what a scrub
[18:27:51] Kain: now I'm getting creeped out
[18:27:58] Kain: clg starts baron
[18:28:03] Kain: could it be a steal?
[18:28:06] Kain: nah
[18:28:14] Kain: okay
[18:28:14] Kain: wtf
[18:28:21] Kain: they're actually aggroing on Zac
[18:28:45] Kain: Karthus bursts everyone one
[18:28:57] Kain: payback is equal
[18:29:01] Kain: meanwhile
[18:29:04] Kain: minions OP
[18:29:32] Kain: inhib down
[18:29:35] Kain: tower down
[18:29:53] Kain: Kennen up soon
[18:30:13] Kain: well, this is going to hurt dig
[18:30:26] Kain: check out the 107.0k gold on CLG side
[18:30:41] Kain: is that a milestone or something
[18:30:57] Kain: push down mid
[18:31:30] Kain: Zac engages
[18:31:35] Kain: kennen gets chunked
[18:31:41] Kain: Doublelift dies instantly
[18:31:54] Kain: minions winning game for CLG
[18:32:05] Kain: turns out Scarra waveclear OP
[18:32:29] Kain: 3v4
[18:32:38] Kain: but the plays
[18:33:04] Kain: this game is officially 1 hour and 10 mins in
[18:33:10] Kain: (little early)
[18:33:33] Kain: I wish low ELO play was more like this
[18:33:54] Kain: lots of back andforth
[18:34:07] Kain: doublelift dies
[18:34:08] DNKanann: goddamn this match has been going on for ages
[18:34:20] Kain: 3v2
[18:34:24] Kain: turns into 3v1
[18:34:26] Kain: sona alive
[18:34:29] Kain: ggwp, clg
[18:34:43] Kain: check out gold totals
[18:34:55] Kain: and that's game
[18:35:04] Kain: http://puu.sh/3f6ur.jpg

[18:35:06]   Image: http://puu.sh/3f6ur.jpg
[18:35:27] Kain: scarra with the face