Explosion offence

The Donald (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Sticky Web
- Dark Void
- Spikes
- Explosion

Ted Cruz (Cacturne) @ Life Orb
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Giga Drain
- Sucker Punch
- Dark Pulse
- Focus Blast

Melaine (Misdreavus) @ Eviolite
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Thunderbolt
- Shadow Ball
- Nasty Plot
- Taunt

Jeb! (Muk) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Poison Touch
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Gunk Shot
- Ice Punch
- Shadow Sneak

Ben Carson (Golem) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Earthquake
- Rock Blast
- Stealth Rock

Carlie Fiorina (Chatot) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Tangled Feet
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def / 30 SpA / 30 SpD / 30 Spe
- Boomburst
- Heat Wave
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
- U-turn