Dry Bowser Goes Bowling

Dry Bowser was playing some bowling in a bowling alley in the middle of... well, who cares what it was, it could have been anywhere from a packed city to literally nowhere. Anyway the main thing was that the skeletal reptile was bowling, and he was having such a good time bowling that he had no idea that behind him was one of his good old friends, Gruntilda Winkybunion, who at one point of her life was as bony as he was.

"Oh, hello Grunty. What brings you here?" Dry Bowser asked as he chucked the black bowling bowl he had held, managing to knock down all the bowling pins as he then turned to his witchy pal and folded his bony arms.

"Oh, I just need a new gimmick for my game show. Got anything for me?" Gruntilda responded as she adjusted her purple scarf.

Dry Bowser took a moment to think as he watched the bowling pins be placed back into place, with his bowling ball popping right back out of the ball vault, picking it up as he looked into it.

Dry Bowser: Hmm... well, have you tried any sports? Like, say... bowling?

Dry Bowser then watched as Gruntilda laughed her head off, so much that her black witch hat fell off her warty green head.

"What, you think I can just be mundane like that? You've got to be kidding me!" Gruntilda cackled as she slapped Dry Bowser across his charcoal shell, with her power being that strong enough to reduce him to a pile of bones, shrugging sheepishly as he sighed in annoyance in return, using his dark magic to place himself back to normal, going back to bowling as the grunting witch watched while occasionally making quips to him.