was ist das das ist vass

old/M/5'10

In truth [COLOR] is nothing more than a very very old man. Although he'll do everything in his power to make you believe otherwise. Like, you know, trying his damndest to keep up with current hits such as "Walking on Sunshine" and "Ballroom Blitz". Very hip. He dresses in a suit. The jacket is a very dark blue velvet, it's super soft and smooth. Sometimes he just stands and strokes his sleeves while mumbling to himself. It's rather unsettling if you're not used to it, but once you do get used to it it's pretty comforting to hear some quiet German mumbling. Maybe. Or it just keeps on being unsettling.

He actually does appear to be a young man, perhaps somewhere in his twenties. But he was born in Lübeck during the Hansa days, which means somewhere between 1300 and 1600. He won't say when. Regardless, he's too old for you and you need an adult. Not that he's going to try to flirt with anyone, he's so wrapped up in his own thoughts for that. But can you blame him? The world has changed a whole lot since somewhere between 1300 and 1600 and he has stayed pretty much the same rather confused young man. Albeit somewhat more confused over time.

But you can't really go around telling people you're a 400-700 old German guy, so he's posing as just your regular ordinary bank clerk. He chose a bank because, well, he was originally from a family well known for their prowess in trading. It just seemed natural to him to take up banking.

Ah, but I left out the best part! Appearance.
He's unnaturally pale with impeccable teeth. It took decenniums of braces to fix those though so don't be jealous. His eyes are a golden brown, very neat, although since his hair is also, well, brown, it's not that neat if you ask him. Fairly slender since he never appears to eat or drink anything other than coffee and the occasional apple. It's rather strange and probably unhealthy. But what can you do when you're trying to avoid getting impaled with stakes and chased by pitchforks? Did I mention he's a vampire? Oh...