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Manly Man Contest

Apr 12th, 2016
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  1. jajki: Jamie steps out of his car and moves around to the backseat to grab his backpack out as well. With the strap over one shoulder he glances around the parking lot to make sure the coast is clear before setting off towards the doors of the promenade at a quick pace.
  2. Tsaaq: Ozzie drove to promenade like a speed demon and parked abruptly, causing the tires of his truck to screech. He jumped out and pressed the lock button and ran towards the doors, spotting Jamie ahead of him. "Ha!" Ozzie chuckled loudly and sped up.
  3. jajki: Jamie jumps and looks over his shoulder at Ozzie’s exclamation. “Ah shit..” He mutters before speeding up. “Evil Cuban Demon! You can’t pick me up in the LIBRARY!” He picks up his pace and begins running towards the doors but he can’t do much more than that because of flip flops.
  4. Tsaaq: "I can do whatever I WANT MUWAHAAH!" He shouted, quickly gaining on Jamie and went to grab him by his waist from behind but narrowly missed from tripping slightly. "Blaaaahhh nooo!" Ozzie groaned and caught his footing again.
  5. jajki: Jamie jumps at nearly being grabbed and does the wobbly trip-run for a few feet before dragging himself to a stop. “You’re crazy!” He calls as he drops his backpack down on the ground and turns to face Ozzie, his body in a defensive stance. “And you’re not picking me up!"
  6. Tsaaq: Ozzie chuckled loudly, holding his own stomach as he stood in front of Jamie. "Whaaaat?" He said with a raise of his hands. "I told you I could pick you up." Ozzie said with a victorious smirk. "The only reason I couldn't is cause I slipped a little but I had you."
  7. jajki: Jamie holds his arms out to his sides, ready to swat away any advances. “And I told you I’d put your ass in the ground.” Jamie grins before chuckling and beginning to inch to his left. “I’m a MAN! A manly man!"
  8. Tsaaq: He sputtered and waved his hand at him and stepped forward, with a smirk with his hands reaching towards Jamie. "So am I!" He shouted back as he laughed.
  9. jajki: With one hand Jamie reaches out in an attempt to grip the arm that Ozzie reached towards him, hoping to yank him off his balance. “Gyaaaah!"
  10. Tsaaq: "What the?" Ozzie furrowed his eyebrows and stepped back when he caught his forearm. "What are you doing?" He asked him with wide eyes.
  11. jajki: “I’m winning!” Jamie yells as he attempts to yank Ozzie off balance. If successful he would grapple to grip the other male around the waste.
  12. Tsaaq: His eyes remained wide as he stumped. "Stoppppp." He grunted and fought slippng. "No I'm supposed to win damn it!" Ozzie complained loudly.
  13. jajki: Jamie breathes heavily through a large and almost maniacal grin as he grapples to get a good grip on the other male. “I’ve been playing hockey forever!” He manages. “This is like a hockey fight!!"
  14. Tsaaq: "Please I play football I just don't want to knock you over cause you're my friend!" Ozzie grunted and tried to wriggle from Jamie's grasp with various groans.
  15. jajki: Jamie loses his grip on Ozzie and attempts to jump back in case the other male planned to grab him. “Hockey versus football aaaaaaaah!"
  16. Tsaaq: Ozzie laughed uncontrollably and playfully leapt at Jamie, people in the hallway probably looked at these bastards, He opened his arms wide so he could try to grip his waist but missed since he was laughiong so hard.
  17. jajki: Jamie dodges, trips on flip flop and tumbles to the ground where he begins to laugh loudly. “Ah fuck my toe…oh god why are we crazy…what even.” He groan-laughs and rolls to his back where he just lays there. “In library even!"
  18. Tsaaq: He went into the wall and leaned against it while cackling, sliding down and sitting beside Jamie. "Oh goodness are you okay?" Ozzie asked him. "One day I'm going to catch you off gaurd and carry you. Spring is coming up, I'll do it shirtless."
  19. jajki: “Oh my god, what? Are you going to film it for some gay romance novel cover? I think I’m a bit too hairy for one of those.” He laughs and remains on the ground. “I’m fine. This is actually kinda cozy down here."
  20. Tsaaq: Ozzie covered his face while laughing. "No shut up, nobody has to take a picture of us. I'm not going to look deeply into your eyes!" He said with a shake of his head. "You're like, in the middle of the the floor though." Ozzie said waving his hand over Jamie.
  21. jajki: “That’s good cuz you’d get lost in their eternal blackness.” Jamie states flatly before grinning again and laughing. “People can step around me. It’s college. This is normal."
  22. Tsaaq: ((WB!))
  23. jajki: ((thank you!))
  24. Tsaaq: "I don't think so." He shook his head again before staring at Jamie for a moment. "That was... Dark." Ozzie whispered and furrowed his eyebrows.
  25. jajki: “I didn’t mean it like that! My eyes are just like…literally black. Dark as balls.” He chuckles and pushes himself up into a seated position on the ground.
  26. Tsaaq: "Oh..." He trailed off. "Okay." Ozzie perked up, just accepting his explanation. "You're still in the way though, at least I'm by the wall." He started to chuckle again.
  27. jajki: Jamie gives a dramatic roll of his eyes before butt-walking his way over to lean back against the wall by Ozzie. “This has been a really productive study session.” he says with a laugh.
  28. Tsaaq: He shrugged his shoulders. "Well school just got back so it's okay. Kind of." Ozzie said, flashing a smile at Jamie.
  29. jajki: “I already have a paper due on Friday. Isn’t that ridiculous?” He leans his head back against the wall and groans lightly. “I miss Mexico."
  30. Tsaaq: "I do too. I had soooo much fun and got sooooo drunk it was the best!" Ozzie sighed as he threw his head back. "But I can't become a surgeon there. Or I can but... I don't know. I speak Spanish. Maybe..." He muttered.
  31. jajki: “You sure did get drunk. Like a lot.” Jamie chuckles and shakes his head. “I guess you could. It’d have the right weather for you and stuff."
  32. Tsaaq: Ozzie pressed his lips together tightly and slowly nodded. "Yeah maybe I'll move there." He shrugged then glanced at the other male. "Uh, yeah duuhhh. It's spring break. You're supposed to be drunk." He said in a sing-song voice.
  33. jajki: “I wanna go back to Canada. Or maybe just somewhere north. I haven’t decided yet. America’s been pretty weird so far, though. Or I’ve just been weird in America? I dunno. I’m sorry Ozzie.” He turns his head to look over at his friend. “I failed Spring Break."
  34. Tsaaq: He pouted as he watched Jamie "But I've watched Degrassi! Canada is crazy too!" Ozzie said before sighing. "That's what Thirsty Thursday is for, for practice! It's fine. Next year." Ozzie inhaled deeply and stared upward. "There's like, bad LGBT laws happening at my home state... I'm kinda scared to go back now. Even though I miss my mom."
  35. jajki: Jamie laughs loudly. “Yeah, I guess. I dunno. I’m just from a small town so there wasn’t a whole ton of drama. I think me being gay was the source of gossip for like…years. That’s how little they had to talk about.” He looks back forward and shakes his head again. “It’s like alcohol is your life. You goose. I’m sorry to hear that. I’ve heard there’s bad stuff going on in the midwest too. That’s shitty."
  36. Tsaaq: He stayed quiet with a frown fixed on his lips. "Yeaahhhhh." Ozzie dragged out and forced a smile on his face. "Whatever!" He said with a fake laugh. "Alcohol is not my life. I'm young I have a high tolerance, I'm in college. You only live once." Ozzie shrugged.
  37. jajki: “Yeah. I get that. I do.” He opens his mouth to say more but instead snaps it shut and shakes his head more for himself than for Ozzie. “So!” He starts off, trying to change the subject. “Have you met your new roommate yet?"
  38. Tsaaq: Ozzie's eyes widened. "I have a new roommate!?" He asked loudly, as if he were amazed. "Oh my gosh. That Bliss girl did tell me something about that oh my gosh I forgot. I hope he likes me." Ozzie furrowed his eyebrows. "He better meet me before he meets Brad..." He whispered.
  39. jajki: “Yeah! I met him on Saturday after we got back. He loaned me a pencil. He’s pretty nice. I’m surprised you didn’t know the extra stuff in your room."
  40. Tsaaq: "I'm so dumb... I hate me." Ozzie hit his forehead and sighed loudly, realizing he did see some new things in his room. "Hopefully I meet him tomorrow or something before it's too late." He got up on his feet and held his hand out to Jamie.
  41. jajki: “Noo don’t feel dumb.” Jamie takes the hand and pulls himself to his feet. “Yeah, you’ll probably meet him. I mean you sleep in the same room and stuff."
  42. Tsaaq: "HAHA! Too late. Just kidding, not really, maybe." He said and laughed loudly. Ozzie shrugged his shoulders. "We'll see." He forced another smile and rocked back and forth on his heels. "I think I'm gonna head back to talon now anyways. You're staying?" Ozzie asked.
  43. jajki: Jamie frowns for a moment before putting a lot of mental effort into not doing that and just nods. “Yeah, I’m staying. Dogs are too distracting for studying and it’s not like I’m sleeping anyway! Woo!”
  44. Tsaaq: He nodded. "Alright, I'll text you tomorrow." Ozzie told him and waved as he went outside to the parking lot and drove back to talon and stuff.
  45. jajki: “Later!” Jamie calls out after Ozzie before picking up his backpack and heading towards the library portion of the building.
  46. jajki: ((Nighty!))
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