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- ImmortalFluffyKiller, November 13, 2012; 00:24 / FB 6632
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- >You are a Fluffy pony.
- >And today is probably the worst day of your entire life.
- >It's bright time, you think.
- >With the meannie clouds being so close to the ground, they block the bright ball and make everything hard to see.
- >Not only that, it's cold.
- >It's so cold, not even your warm fluff is any match for it.
- >Thinking about the cold makes you think about Daddy.
- >Daddy had a nice warm house where you could always find your warm blankie to cuddle up into.
- >Daddy...
- >You stop, right in the middle of the cold-wet-stuff through which you had been walking, and cry out.
- "DADDEH! FWUFFY SOWWEE! PWEASE CUM HEWP FWUFFY! COWD! NEE' WAWM! NEE' DADDEH!"
- >It's been so long since you've seen your Daddy, you can't even remember your name.
- >The wind blows against you, pushing more of the cold-wet-stuff into your fluff.
- >It makes you feel cold, not pretty, and heavy.
- >But you continue walking.
- >Daddy left you out here and walked this way.
- >After you got out of the box he'd put you in, you started walking after him.
- >Calling out that you were sorry, you were so sorry.
- >You didn't do it!
- >That meannie fluffy had lied!
- >You don't remember much in your life.
- >Just images, feelings.
- >You remember your Mummeh. She was so beautiful.
- >You remember being taken from her by Daddy.
- >You remember being punished by Daddy, being loved by Daddy, being a good fluffy for Daddy.
- >But now, all you can remember is that meannie fluffy who got you into this situation.
- >Daddy sometimes let you go play with other fluffies in a big green area. Daddy called it The Park.
- >He'd set you down in a big area with lots of other Fluffies.
- >It was so fun!
- >You'd make so many new friends. You'd play tag, ball, you'd hug.
- >Sometimes you'd get so tuckered that you'd get to be a part of your very own fluffpile.
- >One day at The Park, you met a pretty Earth fluffy named Mary.
- >She was so nice!
- >She hugged you and smelled so pretty.
- >The two of you had the best day you've ever remembered.
- >You hugged, you played, you chased each other.
- >Finally, the two of you ended up in a portion of the play area that was slightly hidden from the human mommies and daddies by a Fluffy jungle gym.
- >Mary smiled at you and nuzzled you.
- "Mawy wuv Walph."
- >Oh! Your name is Ralph! Of course!
- >You nuzzled her back, smelling her and smiling.
- "Walph wuv Mawy! Mawy am pwettiest fwuffy in whowe wowwd!"
- >Mary giggled at you, licking your cheek.
- >That made you feel very funny, especially down around your no-no's.
- >Suddenly Mary turned around and squatted down, pushing her no-no's up.
- "Mawy wan' speshah huggies! Wan' speshah huggies fwum big Walph!"
- >From where you sat, you could see her no-no's perfectly.
- >Your own began to feel really funny.
- >Before you could stop yourself, you'd climbed on top of her and began to push down.
- "Enf! Enf! Enf! Enf! Enf! Enf! Enf! Enf! Enf! Enf! Enf! Enf!"
- >You squeaked out with the exhertion of these 'special hugs'.
- >A wave of the best feelings you'd ever felt before crashed through you.
- >You could barely hear Mary talking under you.
- "Yay! Mawy gun' haff babbehs! Be mummeh! Dun' cawe wha' dummeh Daddeh say! Be mummeh! Haff babbehs and giff miwkies and wuv an--"
- "WHAT THE FUCK?"
- >You made scaredy poopies as her Daddy came lumbering around the jungle gym.
- >He grabbed you by the mane and pulled you off Mary.
- "Owwies! Fwuffy huwties! Daddeh! Hewp fwuffy!"
- >You were so scared and you hurt so bad, you forgot your own name.
- >You curled up into a little ball as Mary's Daddy began to give her sorry slaps.
- "You little s1ut!"
- "Nuuhuhuhuhuhu! Nu huwt Mawy! Mawy am guud fwuffy! Bwaahahahahahaaaaaaaa!"
- "Yeah right! I saw what was going on! I told you no special hugs!"
- "Mawy nu wan' speshah huggies! Mawy am guud fwuffy! But fwuffy giff speshah huggies anyway!"
- "Wait...WHAT did you just say?"
- "Huuuuuu...M-Mawy jus' wan' pway wif udda fwuffy, but udda fwuffy am...AM MEANNIE FWUFFY! GIFF BAD SPESHAH HUGGIES!"
- >You didn't know what to say!
- >You were so confused!
- >Everything was happening so fast!
- >You couldn't even form words anymore. You just laid there and blubbered.
- "Hey, what's happening over here?"
- >Your Daddy showed up, looking at all of you.
- >Mary's Daddy picked her up and looked at your Daddy.
- "My fluffy says that YOURS rap3d her."
- >Everything after that had happened too quickly for you to do anything to stop it.
- >Mary cried so hard and even made bad wawa's when you tried to talk to her.
- >She kept saying you gave her bad special huggies, that she didn't want them and you hurt her.
- >You tried to tell Daddy it wasn't true, that Mary had wanted special hugs.
- >Her daddy called you a liar. He said his Mary was a good fluffy and would never lie or disobey him.
- >Your Daddy didn't say anything. He just picked you up and apologized to Mary's Daddy.
- >The two of them talked for a while, until they turned around and began to walk away.
- >Being carried on Daddy's shoulder, you could see Mary being carried on her Daddy's shoulder.
- >She looked at you and blew you a raspberry.
- >Daddy had brought you straight home. By the time he'd gotten home, the bright ball had hid behind the clouds and the cold-wet-stuff had begun to fall.
- >Daddy hadn't said anything to you the whole way home.
- >You tried to get him to talk. You hugged him, you pleaded with him, you cried.
- >You did everything you could to make him pay you attention.
- >Finally Daddy picked you up and put you inside a box.
- >You didn't like the box. It was cold and didn't smell pretty.
- >Daddy took you into his big vroom munsta.
- >You stood at the edge of the box and cried, begging your Daddy to talk to you.
- >Daddy just stared straight ahead.
- >After a long time, he stopped his vroom munsta and pulled you out.
- >You tried to climb out of the box to get to him, but it was too tall.
- >He walked for a while, then placed you down.
- "You're a bad fluffy, Ralph. You're a little rap1st and I don't want you anymore."
- >Your entire world had then shattered into a million tiny pieces.
- >You sat down and cried, wailing, begging, pleading.
- >You weren't a bad fluffy!
- >She wanted the special huggies!
- >You cried out about that, only for Daddy to turn around and leave.
- >You pressed up against the edge of the box, banging your hoofsies against it.
- >You could head Daddy getting farther and farther away.
- >Finally you had been able to flip the box on its side and take off after Daddy.
- >That was what seemed like forever ago.
- >You've been walking on these cold, stiff grassies for so long that the cold-wet-stuff has started to hug each other on the ground.
- >It's getting harder to walk, but you press on.
- >Your belly is dragging against the cold-wet-stuff, making you shiver and whimper.
- "Daddeeeee....nee' wawm...pwease..."
- >Your hoofsies hurt so bad.
- >The cold is making them throb and ache horribly.
- >Your smelly thing is leaking wa was, and you can't breathe through it.
- >Keeping your mouth open to breathe makes your chewy thingies hurt.
- >You can barely open your eyes against the hurty wind, and the cold-wet-stuff is still getting stuck in your fluff.
- >But you keep walking.
- >And walking.
- >Finally, though, the weight of the cold-wet-stuff in your fluff, your growing tummy owwies, and your sheer exhaustion cause you to fall down on your tummy.
- "Owwies..."
- >You can feel even more of the cold-wet-stuff sticking into your fluff, weighing you down.
- >It's starting to get hard to breathe.
- "Daddee...nee'...wawm...hewp...fwuffy..."
- >You close your eyes.
- >You open your eyes.
- >You can see something coming through the clouds toward you.
- >It's getting clearer and clearer.
- >It's...
- "Daddeeeeee..."
- >You try to cry out, but you can't make much noise.
- >Daddy comes closer and closer.
- "Hi, Ralph. I'm so sorry about leaving you out here."
- >He smiles down at you, reaching down to pull you out of the snow.
- >He holds you close to his big, warm body.
- >You can feel the warmth flowing through you, filling your body with life.
- >You hug your Daddy tight as you feel his strong, warm arms hold you tight and close.
- "Come on, Ralph. Let's go home. Your bed and blanket are waiting for you. How would you like some spaghetti tonight?"
- >Despite how happy you are, tears begin to fall.
- "Tank 'oo Daddee. Tank 'oo. Wuv Daddee. Daddee am best daddee."
- >You hug your Daddy, as tight and as hard as you can.
- >You keep talking like that, praising your Daddy as he carries you back to your warm home.
- >Back to where you belong.
- >At home, with your loving Daddy and your toys and your blankie.
- "Wuv Daddee....tank 'oo Daddee...best Daddee..."
- >You are Anon.
- >And you're watching a Fluffy pony die.
- >It's bitter cold today, so to get home from work quicker, you decided to cut across this small field.
- >Along the way, you found a Fluffy pony underneath a snow drift.
- >Miraculously, it's still alive, but only barely.
- "Daddee...wuv...so wawm..."
- >Despite being covered in snow and barely breathing, it's smiling.
- >Its eyes are glazed over. Even though you're standing right in front of it
- >Little shit's hallucinating or something.
- >You continue to watch for a while.
- >Suddenly the glazed look leaves, and the fluffy seems to regain full consciousness
- "Da...dee...whewe...go...Da...dee...nu...weave...'gain..."
- >The fluffy pony begins to wiggle around, frightened.
- >The last of its energy spent on its tiny fit, it slows down.
- >Its breathing becoming longer and more labored.
- >Finally, it stills.
- >Laying its head down and closing its eyes for the last time.
- >You stand there, continuing to watch for a while.
- >Clucking your tongue against the top of your mouth, you turn and continue walking.
- "Dumb4ss shouldn't have left home. Godd4mn runaways. Don't know what they're leaving behind until it's gone."
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