Spy Kids (2001)

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Carmen, Juni, time for bed.

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- Did you brush your teeth?
- I already did.

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- Juni, don't forget to brush--
- I am, I am.

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All right, all right.

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JUNI: OK, warts. Uhh!

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Prepare to meet your maker.

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Everything OK at school?

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Yeah. It's good. It's fine.

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OK. Well, lights out.

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Bedtime story first.

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What story do you want to hear?

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"The Two Spies
Who Fell In Love."

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Hmm. Wow.

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I haven't told that one
in a while.

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You probably remember that
better than I do.

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- Want to hear a story, Juni?
- I'm listening.

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OK.

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Once upon a time...

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there was a man and a woman.

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- And they were both spies.
- Yes.

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She from one country,
he from another.

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She had a very important mission
assigned to her.

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- He was her mission.
- Correct.

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Her mission was to take him out.

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CARMEN: On a date?

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No. Uh, take him--

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Oh, you mean...

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I shouldn't be telling you this.

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- Go on. Go on.
- You have to understand...

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these were
dark and confusing times.

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An enormous amount of turmoil
between countries.

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INGRID: Out off ear...

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a new kind of soldier
was created--

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brilliant, brave soldiers...

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whose greatest weapons
were their minds.

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Those men and women were spies.

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They were masters of disguise.

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They could sense danger
a mile away...

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and through their work...

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wars were ended
before they even started.

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[Electronic beeping]

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The only things spies
were truly afraid of...

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were other spies--

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enemy spies.

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So, sometimes,
one spy's mission...

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was to make
the enemy disappear.

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He was the assignment
that changed her life...

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but when the moment
finally came...

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to carry out her mission...

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she couldn't do it.

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He was different
than she expected.

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Sure, he was charming
and intelligent...

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but he was
unexpectedly honorable...

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and it made her realize...

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how years of working
with detached emotion...

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had taken its toll.

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So they kept contact...

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through lunch dates--
very discreet.

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After all,
they were on different sides...

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so they could never
be seen together.

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Dinner dates followed...

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wherever their mutual
travels took them.

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And they fell in love...

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and they decided
that, together...

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they would embark...

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on the most dangerous mission
of all time.

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CARMEN: What?

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INGRID: They decided to marry.

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CARMEN: Wow.

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INGRID: Oh, yes.
On her wedding day...

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she felt like
she would rather brave...

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a thousand deadly missions...

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than go through with what
she was about to attempt.

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CARMEN: Why is that?

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Well, marriage is a mission
so complex...

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that only the most courageous
and slightly insane need apply.

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There's such an amazing
series of obstacles...

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one has to navigate
to keep a marriage together--

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much less family--

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that it frightened even her...

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a hardened
and experienced secret agent.

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But when she saw him...

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standing there
with no doubt whatsoever...

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so assured of his decision...

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so enamored with what
they were about to do...

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she took his hand...

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looked deep into his eyes...

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and said
the two most dangerous...

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most trusting words
you can say to anyone.

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CARMEN: What?

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INGRID: She said, "I do. "

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CARMEN: Oh, that's so cool.

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Yeah.
Then the problems started.

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[Plane engine roars]

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INGRID: Now, there was
always some faction...

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that wanted at least
one of them gone.

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On their own,
each agent was notorious...

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but together,
they made tempting targets.

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[No audio]

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So, they retired...

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settled down...

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had a few kids.

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In a way, they exchanged...

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one life of adventure
for another...

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trading espionage
for parenthood--

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a mysterious and compelling
mission in its own right.

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And they're better off.
The end.

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No "happily ever after"?

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I said they were better off.

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Great story, Mom,
but it needs a new ending.

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It needs monsters.

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INGRID: Is that right?

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Do you want me to look at your--

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I put the medicine on.

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OK, munchkin. Good night.

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What was the story tonight?

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Mmm. Ours.

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How many nights, I wonder...

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do you send the children
off to bed with nightmares?

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Carmen asked for the story.

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That life is over now.

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We are consultants, not spies.

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[Electronic beeping]

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INGRID: So I went
to their school today.

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Mm-hmm.

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Had that meeting
with the principal.

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Hmm?

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Carmen's been skipping school
twice a month.

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- Why?
- I don't know.

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And those school friends
Juni talks about having?

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Yeah.
Diego somebody and Renaldo?

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No such beasts.

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INGRID: It turns out,
the other kids pick on him.

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He has no friends.

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It doesn't help that he has
his head in the clouds...

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making these weird drawings...

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and burying himself
into that demented kids show.

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[Beep]

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They're keeping secrets
from us, Gregorio...

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and I think it's our fault.

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They've gotten this from us.

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We have good reason
to keep secrets.

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If we told them we were spies...

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they'd have visions of danger
every time we leave the house.

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Speaking of secrets...

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what are you working on
over here?

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Oh, nothing important.

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It's just...

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JUNI: Why do we have
to do this every morning?

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We already have P.E. at school.

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Uhh.

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You gonna hang there all day,
scaredy cat?

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Told you not to look down.

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I can't help it. I'm slipping.

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CARMEN: It's your butterfingers
that are slipping.

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Uhh ! Hurry up!

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I can--uhh !

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- Uhh !
- Whoa ! Uhh !

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[Moaning]

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You just fell a thousand feet.
You're a pancake.

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- Am not.
- Are too.

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Don't trip getting up, pancake.

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[Crash]

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Butterfingers.

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We'll see about that.

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[Fax machine beeps]

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[Juni and Carmen arguing]

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Donnagon?

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Yeah. He's missing.

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Is this what you were hiding
last night?

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I didn't want to worry you.

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ANNOUNCER: We now return to...

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GREGORIO: Juni,
why do you watch that show?

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Because it's cool. Why?

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Because that's all you ever do.

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Play its video games
and watch the tapes.

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Do you know why, son?

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So, always remember,
whatever you do...

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believe in yourself.

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Your dreams will come true...

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for you and you and you.

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CARMEN:
What's this, a self-portrait?

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[As Carmen]
"What's this, a self-portrait?"

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- Mom, he's mimicking me!
- "Mom, he's mimicking me!"

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INGRID: Carmen,
leave your brother alone.

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Juni,
stop talking like your sister.

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- Stop it.
- "Stop it."

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- Look at this. It's hideous.
- Well, talk to him.

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JUNI: It's a Fooglie idea.

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I designed it myself.

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Today we're very excited,
because today...

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we have a new character!

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We found him snooping around
the castle last night.

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I want you all to meet
Donnamight.

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JUNI: Dad, when Floop
makes a toy out of that one...

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I want it!

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[Speaking
in alien tongue]

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- Honey!
- [Tires squeal]

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[Speaking in foreign language]

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GREGORIO: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

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Juni. Juni. Hey.

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Anybody gives you
a hard time in there...

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remember, you are a Cortez.

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What's so special
about being a Cortez?

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Lots of things.

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Hey, it's the mummy.

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Nice-looking bandages, mummy.

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JUNI: Just stop it, man.

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When I'm talking to you,
you listen.

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Ay yi... yi... yi.

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Nice dolls.
Here, let me see the dolls.

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MAN: Have a good day, son.
Show them who's boss.

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Can I help you
with something, macho?

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[Sighs]

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[Crash, cheering]

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I said, "Can I help you
with something, chief?"

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[School bell rings]

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I didn't think so.

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My dad was gonna beat up
your dad.

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No more secrets. Deal?

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Soon. Definitely soon.

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I even have to share a room
with him...

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because he's so afraid
of being alone.

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"Watch out for Juni,
Take care of Juni.

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"Show Juni right from wrong."

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I shouldn't be responsible
for anybody but me.

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GIRL: You're so right, Carmen.

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What's so special
about being a Cortez?

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I wish I could go away
to your world, Floop.

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You'd be my friend.

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MR. LISP: I thank you all...

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for attending
today's demonstration.

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Year after year...

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we pay outrageous sums of money
to several inventors...

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to come up
with our technologies.

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Mr. Floop is one such visionary.

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However, his inventions
are somewhat questionable...

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and, therefore,
need to be evaluated.

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You promised us an army,
Mr. Floop...

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but our first billion dollars
bought us only this--

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mutated secret agents.

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The mutative process
and brain wipe...

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caused their minds
to turn to mush.

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I have found little use for them
except as novelties on my--

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well, my children's show,
currently rated number two?

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Number two.

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What the devil
are these finger men?

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Oh. They're called Thumb-thumbs.

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Very capable robots.

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All thumbs. Useless.

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FLOOP: Mr. Lisp,
I think you'll enjoy this.

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Through that door,
an awesome power will emerge.

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You will have but a moment
to disarm it.

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In exactly ten seconds.

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Seven...

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Five...

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Three...

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FLOOP: One.

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[Creaking]

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Johnny?

261
00:14:57,286 --> 00:14:58,746
Uhh !

262
00:14:58,788 --> 00:15:00,122
[Lisp groaning]

263
00:15:01,457 --> 00:15:05,628
- You hesitated.
- I had to. He's my son.

264
00:15:05,669 --> 00:15:06,837
Are you sure?

265
00:15:06,879 --> 00:15:10,091
FLOOP:
Actually, I designed him.

266
00:15:10,132 --> 00:15:11,300
I built him !

267
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,302
His name is...

268
00:15:14,637 --> 00:15:18,224
X-5-2-4-9-5, the second.

269
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,476
This is your big idea?

270
00:15:20,476 --> 00:15:23,729
Robot kids
that look like my children.

271
00:15:24,814 --> 00:15:26,315
The president's daughter?

272
00:15:29,026 --> 00:15:32,238
An almost-exact replica.

273
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:36,117
Sometimes in order
to think big...

274
00:15:36,158 --> 00:15:38,577
you have to think small.

275
00:15:38,619 --> 00:15:40,746
FLOOP: Through
physio-electrical imaging...

276
00:15:40,788 --> 00:15:43,249
I can make them
look like anyone...

277
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:44,625
yet the cunning
and intelligence...

278
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:47,002
of the world's greatest
espionage agents...

279
00:15:47,044 --> 00:15:52,466
all rolled into tiny packages
I call "Spy Kids."

280
00:15:53,676 --> 00:15:55,469
Tell me, Spy Kids...

281
00:15:55,511 --> 00:15:57,596
with your vast
stores of knowledge...

282
00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:00,891
what are four of the five
physiological indications...

283
00:16:00,933 --> 00:16:03,811
that a human being is lying?

284
00:16:03,853 --> 00:16:05,688
[Speaking in robot language]

285
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:08,023
They're not quite finished.

286
00:16:08,065 --> 00:16:10,901
Missing one crucial element.

287
00:16:10,943 --> 00:16:12,528
Missing what?

288
00:16:14,488 --> 00:16:16,449
Their brains.

289
00:16:16,490 --> 00:16:19,994
These buckets of bolts
will never pass as children !

290
00:16:20,077 --> 00:16:21,704
We have a schedule to keep,
Floop--

291
00:16:21,746 --> 00:16:25,082
a window of opportunity
that's closing fast!

292
00:16:25,124 --> 00:16:28,753
We will be back in two days
to pick up our army...

293
00:16:28,836 --> 00:16:32,006
or we'll take whatever
you do have, cut our losses...

294
00:16:32,089 --> 00:16:35,134
and lay your entire
silly empire to waste!

295
00:16:35,217 --> 00:16:37,470
No more time.

296
00:16:39,805 --> 00:16:44,602
Escort Mr. Lisp
back to his chopper, children.

297
00:16:45,603 --> 00:16:48,689
Ow! Ow!

298
00:16:48,731 --> 00:16:51,400
- That was brilliant, sir.
- Thank you, Minion.

299
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:54,111
Now all I have to do
is make them work for real.

300
00:16:54,153 --> 00:16:55,988
LISP: Ow!

301
00:16:58,866 --> 00:17:02,161
- You're going where?
- On assignment.

302
00:17:02,244 --> 00:17:05,664
Several OSS agents are missing,
including Donnagon.

303
00:17:05,748 --> 00:17:09,543
No ransom, no demands.
They just disappeared.

304
00:17:09,585 --> 00:17:13,506
After nine years,
you are accepting an assignment?

305
00:17:13,547 --> 00:17:16,342
- Why?
- In a word, Devlin.

306
00:17:16,384 --> 00:17:17,760
Devlin himself called?

307
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,930
GREGORIO:
He called, asked me to go in.

308
00:17:20,971 --> 00:17:22,264
I'm going with you.

309
00:17:22,306 --> 00:17:26,852
Ingrid, you're always looking
to go on another mission...

310
00:17:26,894 --> 00:17:28,187
but we have children now.

311
00:17:28,229 --> 00:17:29,355
GREGORIO:
We can't both leave.

312
00:17:29,397 --> 00:17:33,234
I want to go on an adventure.
I want to save the world.

313
00:17:33,275 --> 00:17:36,237
Again? Honey, it's old.

314
00:17:36,278 --> 00:17:38,781
If it wasn't for Donnagon
and the other agents...

315
00:17:38,781 --> 00:17:40,616
I would be turning
this mission down myself.

316
00:17:40,658 --> 00:17:42,118
GREGORIO: I mean, clearly.

317
00:17:43,411 --> 00:17:46,122
You're gonna turn me down?

318
00:17:46,163 --> 00:17:47,790
Me?

319
00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:49,125
Spy boy.

320
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,127
[Whispering]

321
00:17:52,169 --> 00:17:55,131
Ingrid, Ingrid...Ingrid.

322
00:17:55,172 --> 00:17:56,674
[Clears throat]

323
00:17:56,716 --> 00:17:59,760
What--what about the children?

324
00:17:59,802 --> 00:18:01,137
- Uncle Felix!
- Uncle Felix!

325
00:18:01,178 --> 00:18:03,264
Hey, churros, how are you?

326
00:18:03,305 --> 00:18:05,307
Last time I saw you,
you were this big.

327
00:18:05,307 --> 00:18:06,934
You're shrinking. What's up?

328
00:18:06,976 --> 00:18:08,978
Here, take this bag.

329
00:18:09,061 --> 00:18:11,021
Thanks for coming
on short notice, guy.

330
00:18:11,063 --> 00:18:14,483
That's what families are for.
That's what I hear, anyway.

331
00:18:26,037 --> 00:18:27,830
Do I know you?

332
00:18:29,498 --> 00:18:30,916
[Engine starts]

333
00:18:35,171 --> 00:18:38,090
- Feels, uh--
- Like old times?

334
00:18:38,132 --> 00:18:39,884
[Whispers] Yeah.

335
00:18:43,387 --> 00:18:46,015
INGRID: S-4-1-4
to Santa Cecilia...

336
00:18:46,098 --> 00:18:47,475
on assignment to Bond.

337
00:18:47,516 --> 00:18:49,769
COMPUTER VOICE:
Missing OSS operatives.

338
00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:53,314
Agents Ingrid
and Gregorio Cortez en route.

339
00:18:53,355 --> 00:18:56,025
Well, it's good
to hear those names again.

340
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:59,278
- Good evening, Ms. Gradenko.
- Hello, Greg.

341
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:02,323
- Ahem.
- And Mrs. Cortez.

342
00:19:02,365 --> 00:19:03,991
Updates.

343
00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:06,035
GRADENKO: They're being loaded
into your central now.

344
00:19:06,035 --> 00:19:08,037
GREGORIO: Scan the area.

345
00:19:19,548 --> 00:19:21,759
[Whispers] All right.

346
00:19:28,891 --> 00:19:29,892
Why don't we call them?

347
00:19:29,934 --> 00:19:31,352
They'll be getting up
for school soon.

348
00:19:31,394 --> 00:19:32,978
They should know
what we're up to.

349
00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:34,355
Ingrid.

350
00:19:35,606 --> 00:19:37,566
You're right.

351
00:19:37,608 --> 00:19:39,985
Oh, our first time out
in nearly a decade...

352
00:19:40,027 --> 00:19:42,238
and all we can do
is think about the children.

353
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,200
You should see
OSS escort, Agent--

354
00:19:46,242 --> 00:19:48,202
[Scrambled transmission]

355
00:19:48,244 --> 00:19:49,370
Repeat the rendezvous point.

356
00:19:49,453 --> 00:19:50,538
[Static]

357
00:19:50,621 --> 00:19:51,872
Believe in yourself.

358
00:19:51,914 --> 00:19:55,042
Picking up a--a TV satellite?

359
00:19:55,084 --> 00:19:58,421
And you,
Gregorio and Ingrid Cortez.

360
00:19:58,462 --> 00:20:01,006
I believe you have something
that I want.

361
00:20:01,048 --> 00:20:05,094
No. I know who that is. That's--
We've got a follower.

362
00:20:05,136 --> 00:20:07,388
Not for long. Watch this.

363
00:20:17,106 --> 00:20:18,607
What's that?

364
00:20:23,821 --> 00:20:26,157
They got us. They got--

365
00:20:26,198 --> 00:20:27,366
Uhh !

366
00:20:32,621 --> 00:20:38,377
And this is what Carmen
would look like as a Fooglie.

367
00:20:38,419 --> 00:20:40,087
[Alarm sounding]

368
00:20:44,925 --> 00:20:47,303
- [Siren sounding]
- Oh, my God.

369
00:20:48,429 --> 00:20:49,972
Is this a fire drill?

370
00:20:53,934 --> 00:20:56,937
Put these on quickly.
We don't have any time to--

371
00:20:57,021 --> 00:20:57,980
[Alarm stops]

372
00:20:59,023 --> 00:21:01,609
Follow me.
Follow me. Come on !

373
00:21:01,692 --> 00:21:03,486
Come on ! Follow me!

374
00:21:05,154 --> 00:21:07,782
There's a lot for you to know
and very little time to explain.

375
00:21:07,823 --> 00:21:09,825
Uncle Felix!

376
00:21:09,867 --> 00:21:14,663
The first of which is,
I'm not your uncle.

377
00:21:14,705 --> 00:21:16,374
Your parents
are international spies.

378
00:21:16,415 --> 00:21:18,417
Good ones, but they've
been mostly inactive...

379
00:21:18,459 --> 00:21:19,418
for the last nine years.

380
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,087
What are you talking about?

381
00:21:21,128 --> 00:21:22,838
I was assigned
to protect your family...

382
00:21:22,838 --> 00:21:24,006
but something's gone wrong.

383
00:21:24,048 --> 00:21:25,341
I have to take you
to the safe house.

384
00:21:25,383 --> 00:21:28,511
My parents can't be spies.
They're not cool enough.

385
00:21:32,807 --> 00:21:34,183
That's cool.

386
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,105
FELIX: According
to the coordinates...

387
00:21:39,146 --> 00:21:40,940
in my locating device,
they're being taken to Asia...

388
00:21:40,981 --> 00:21:43,150
or South America.

389
00:21:44,193 --> 00:21:45,403
Go in there.
I'll be right back.

390
00:21:45,444 --> 00:21:46,404
And if you're not?

391
00:21:46,445 --> 00:21:47,655
Hit the blue button
to seal the door...

392
00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:48,698
and the green button to go.

393
00:21:51,867 --> 00:21:54,412
Is this a joke?

394
00:21:56,038 --> 00:21:58,040
[Muttering]

395
00:22:03,045 --> 00:22:05,047
[Breaking glass]

396
00:22:06,757 --> 00:22:09,260
Cool! Carmen, look!

397
00:22:09,343 --> 00:22:10,845
Carmen !

398
00:22:12,221 --> 00:22:13,347
[Electronic beeping]

399
00:22:13,389 --> 00:22:14,724
Whoa !

400
00:22:21,814 --> 00:22:24,024
You'll have to go
to the safe house without me.

401
00:22:24,066 --> 00:22:27,987
- Go now!
- Felix, look out!

402
00:22:28,029 --> 00:22:30,573
- Yeah ! Yeah !
- Find the OSS!

403
00:22:30,614 --> 00:22:33,743
Tell them the Third Brain lives!
You must find--

404
00:22:33,784 --> 00:22:35,286
JUNI: Felix, behind you!

405
00:22:35,369 --> 00:22:36,328
CARMEN: What are those things?

406
00:22:36,370 --> 00:22:37,329
JUNI: Get them!

407
00:22:37,371 --> 00:22:39,331
CARMEN: Felix! Get them!

408
00:22:39,373 --> 00:22:40,875
[Electronic noises]

409
00:22:40,916 --> 00:22:43,252
Press
the blue and green buttons.

410
00:22:43,294 --> 00:22:45,087
We can't leave Felix behind !

411
00:22:45,087 --> 00:22:47,214
[Crash]

412
00:22:47,256 --> 00:22:48,382
Oh, yes, we can.

413
00:22:48,424 --> 00:22:51,218
Blue to close, green to go.
Quick!

414
00:22:54,096 --> 00:22:57,099
Here's the green button.
Blue button first!

415
00:22:57,099 --> 00:23:00,102
Juni!
You never do anything right!

416
00:23:00,144 --> 00:23:02,104
Blue, then green !
You gotta seal the door!

417
00:23:02,146 --> 00:23:04,065
I can't find the blue!

418
00:23:07,234 --> 00:23:09,320
CARMEN: Hang on !

419
00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:23,959
JUNI: What are those things?

420
00:23:24,001 --> 00:23:26,962
I don't know,
but they're catching up!

421
00:23:29,298 --> 00:23:32,259
- Where's the gas pedal?
- No! Don't touch anything !

422
00:23:32,301 --> 00:23:33,636
[Electronic sounds]

423
00:23:33,636 --> 00:23:36,639
You weirdo!
You switched it to manual!

424
00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:39,475
Aah !

425
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,605
JUNI:
How do you work this thing?

426
00:23:47,650 --> 00:23:50,611
CARMEN: It was programmed
to take us to the safe house.

427
00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:52,488
- Aah !
- Aah !

428
00:23:56,158 --> 00:23:57,827
[Carmen and Juni scream]

429
00:24:00,162 --> 00:24:01,455
Aah !

430
00:24:02,498 --> 00:24:03,666
Juni?

431
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,751
Juni?

432
00:24:05,793 --> 00:24:08,421
Juni, what are you
doing down there?

433
00:24:08,462 --> 00:24:10,172
Help me!

434
00:24:11,632 --> 00:24:13,634
[Screaming]

435
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,181
Hang on ! I'm coming to get you !

436
00:24:19,223 --> 00:24:20,433
Uhh !

437
00:24:20,516 --> 00:24:21,726
[Electronic beeping]

438
00:24:22,810 --> 00:24:25,187
Uhh ! Aah !

439
00:24:25,187 --> 00:24:26,313
COMPUTER: Autopilot re-engaged.

440
00:24:39,535 --> 00:24:40,870
CARMEN: Wow!

441
00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:44,373
We are definitely
gonna be late for school.

442
00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:49,170
Stop shaking.

443
00:24:49,211 --> 00:24:51,005
I can't.

444
00:24:51,047 --> 00:24:54,216
Stop shaking, or you'll
give yourself more warts.

445
00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:57,303
CARMEN: We're gonna be fine.
Just be cool...

446
00:24:57,386 --> 00:25:00,222
and do exactly as I say.

447
00:25:00,264 --> 00:25:02,183
OK.

448
00:25:02,224 --> 00:25:04,185
[Electronic beeping]

449
00:25:14,362 --> 00:25:15,988
[Computer engages]

450
00:25:16,030 --> 00:25:18,407
COMPUTER: Welcome
to the N.I.X. Super Guppy.

451
00:25:18,407 --> 00:25:21,535
[Beeping and whistling]

452
00:25:21,577 --> 00:25:23,537
Juni, don't touch anything.

453
00:25:24,872 --> 00:25:27,541
Juni!

454
00:25:29,627 --> 00:25:32,088
- Whoa !
- Whoa ! Cool.

455
00:25:32,129 --> 00:25:34,673
COMPUTER:
Destination--safe house.

456
00:25:34,715 --> 00:25:39,220
Estimated time for arrival...
two hours, thirty minutes.

457
00:25:39,261 --> 00:25:41,555
- Juni, close your eyes.
- Why?

458
00:25:41,597 --> 00:25:43,349
Just keep them shut,
all right?

459
00:25:53,275 --> 00:25:54,402
OK, you can open your eyes now.

460
00:25:54,443 --> 00:25:55,861
Thanks.

461
00:25:55,945 --> 00:25:58,781
I just don't want you
crying all over me.

462
00:25:58,823 --> 00:26:01,784
We're never gonna
see them again, are we?

463
00:26:20,678 --> 00:26:21,929
[Chiming]

464
00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:24,098
COMPUTER:
Refreshments ready.

465
00:26:26,767 --> 00:26:29,019
Would you care
for a lullaby, sir?

466
00:26:33,065 --> 00:26:36,569
[Flushing]

467
00:26:36,652 --> 00:26:38,487
Now flushing your poop.

468
00:26:38,487 --> 00:26:40,740
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

469
00:26:40,781 --> 00:26:43,367
[Computer mumbling]

470
00:26:48,664 --> 00:26:50,791
Very dangerous.

471
00:26:55,337 --> 00:26:57,673
[Chittering]

472
00:27:00,384 --> 00:27:03,012
INGRID: Characters
from Floop's TV show.

473
00:27:04,722 --> 00:27:06,807
They're prisoners.

474
00:27:11,854 --> 00:27:14,815
FLOOP:
We need the Brain, Minion.

475
00:27:14,857 --> 00:27:16,484
We're running out of time.

476
00:27:16,525 --> 00:27:19,904
Don't worry, sir.
Ingrid and Gregorio Cortez...

477
00:27:19,945 --> 00:27:24,325
are the only agents I know of
that never had a weakness...

478
00:27:24,367 --> 00:27:26,494
MINION: but times change.

479
00:27:26,535 --> 00:27:28,204
Now they have two.

480
00:27:32,666 --> 00:27:34,168
JUNI: Did you lock it?

481
00:27:34,210 --> 00:27:35,378
[Theft alarm beeping]

482
00:27:35,419 --> 00:27:37,004
CARMEN: Yep.

483
00:27:39,924 --> 00:27:41,384
That's the safe house?

484
00:27:41,467 --> 00:27:43,803
JUNI:
Looks more like an outhouse.

485
00:27:48,224 --> 00:27:50,351
DOOR: Your name?

486
00:27:51,727 --> 00:27:53,020
Carmen Cortez.

487
00:27:53,062 --> 00:27:54,397
DOOR: Your full name, please.

488
00:27:54,397 --> 00:27:57,066
I don't use my full name.
It's too long.

489
00:27:57,108 --> 00:27:59,485
Your full name, please.

490
00:27:59,527 --> 00:28:02,405
Carmen Elizabeth Juanita
Costa-Brava Cortez.

491
00:28:06,075 --> 00:28:08,035
My name's a pass-code?

492
00:28:10,788 --> 00:28:13,249
[Generator humming]

493
00:28:13,290 --> 00:28:15,584
[Machines beeping]

494
00:28:17,795 --> 00:28:19,380
Whoa.

495
00:28:19,422 --> 00:28:22,049
This place is amazing.

496
00:28:26,220 --> 00:28:28,931
Empty.

497
00:28:28,931 --> 00:28:32,393
How safe is a safe house
if there's nothing to eat?

498
00:28:32,435 --> 00:28:34,395
[Gears winding]

499
00:28:44,947 --> 00:28:47,700
"Machete's Buddy Pack"?

500
00:28:49,952 --> 00:28:52,038
Whoa !

501
00:28:52,079 --> 00:28:54,582
Emergency cash?

502
00:28:56,959 --> 00:28:59,712
From every country.

503
00:28:59,754 --> 00:29:01,797
I think I'd better
take all of that.

504
00:29:19,482 --> 00:29:21,484
Check it out.

505
00:29:22,818 --> 00:29:25,446
Thank you, Carmen !

506
00:29:29,492 --> 00:29:32,620
We'll see them again.
Just like they said.

507
00:29:32,661 --> 00:29:35,790
So this time
we're supposed to believe them.

508
00:29:42,671 --> 00:29:44,924
Let's stop worrying
about the children.

509
00:29:44,965 --> 00:29:46,509
They still wear diapers.

510
00:29:46,550 --> 00:29:48,135
Only one is in diapers
and only at night.

511
00:29:48,177 --> 00:29:50,304
It's not that unusual, OK?

512
00:29:50,388 --> 00:29:52,973
This is why I never wanted
to go on another mission.

513
00:29:53,057 --> 00:29:54,600
Are you blaming me for this?

514
00:29:54,683 --> 00:29:57,269
An hour ago you seemed happy
to be back in the game.

515
00:29:57,311 --> 00:30:00,398
An hour ago
I was not a prisoner of war.

516
00:30:00,439 --> 00:30:03,275
OK, we're a little rusty,
that's all.

517
00:30:03,317 --> 00:30:06,696
This is one way to find out
who's behind all this.

518
00:30:06,696 --> 00:30:09,448
If I can just get
the pressure right.

519
00:30:15,663 --> 00:30:17,081
She's still got it.

520
00:30:17,123 --> 00:30:18,624
How did you do that?

521
00:30:18,666 --> 00:30:20,543
Hey, hey, hey, what about me?

522
00:30:25,506 --> 00:30:27,925
Remember when we could
sense danger a mile away?

523
00:30:27,967 --> 00:30:29,802
[Floor cracking]

524
00:30:34,849 --> 00:30:37,727
- Those were the days.
- Yeah.

525
00:30:39,145 --> 00:30:41,063
No.

526
00:30:43,691 --> 00:30:45,151
Aah ! Sweetheart!

527
00:30:46,485 --> 00:30:48,904
Oh !

528
00:30:48,904 --> 00:30:50,573
Oh ! Heh heh !

529
00:30:56,787 --> 00:30:58,497
Clever.

530
00:31:03,961 --> 00:31:05,504
OK, OK, come on, come on.

531
00:31:05,588 --> 00:31:08,549
- All right.
- Yeah, yeah, fine.

532
00:31:08,591 --> 00:31:10,384
Very clever.

533
00:31:15,765 --> 00:31:18,225
Virtual room.

534
00:31:19,268 --> 00:31:20,728
Let's go.

535
00:31:31,572 --> 00:31:34,575
Where are we?

536
00:31:52,676 --> 00:31:55,513
You gotta give him points
for imagination.

537
00:31:56,555 --> 00:31:57,890
Whoa !

538
00:32:03,187 --> 00:32:04,939
[Ticking]

539
00:32:04,980 --> 00:32:07,358
Fifteen minutes to escape.

540
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,610
With your reputations
I was expecting something...

541
00:32:09,652 --> 00:32:11,779
a little more impressive.

542
00:32:11,821 --> 00:32:14,323
Finally, we can eat!

543
00:32:16,033 --> 00:32:19,161
GREGORIO: So, you are Floop.

544
00:32:19,203 --> 00:32:20,955
Mmhh ! You watch my show!

545
00:32:20,996 --> 00:32:22,623
GREGORIO: No, my son does.

546
00:32:22,665 --> 00:32:25,126
He does? Wonderful!

547
00:32:25,167 --> 00:32:27,002
Carmen and Juni.

548
00:32:28,129 --> 00:32:30,965
But not your daughter...

549
00:32:31,006 --> 00:32:34,176
Carmen, isn't it?

550
00:32:34,176 --> 00:32:37,138
And Juni? Heh heh !

551
00:32:37,179 --> 00:32:39,932
Your children
will be joining us soon.

552
00:32:40,015 --> 00:32:41,350
Careful!

553
00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:43,394
I snap my fingers...

554
00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:51,318
and my fingers snap you.

555
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,486
Heh heh !

556
00:32:55,197 --> 00:32:57,950
Where are the OSS agents
you've taken?

557
00:32:59,744 --> 00:33:01,203
Twelve years ago...

558
00:33:01,245 --> 00:33:04,331
they were part of
a research team for the OSS...

559
00:33:04,373 --> 00:33:07,209
attempting to create
a synthetic intelligence...

560
00:33:07,251 --> 00:33:10,796
a compendium of spy knowledge,
if you will.

561
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,507
Research since destroyed.

562
00:33:13,549 --> 00:33:15,551
If the OSS destroyed
its research...

563
00:33:15,634 --> 00:33:17,178
it was for a reason.

564
00:33:17,219 --> 00:33:20,514
We all have our reasons, hmm?

565
00:33:20,556 --> 00:33:25,227
There was someone else
on that research team, hmm?

566
00:33:25,269 --> 00:33:28,064
Someone else
who could rebuild it.

567
00:33:29,065 --> 00:33:32,151
Isn't that right, Mr. Corteth?

568
00:33:32,193 --> 00:33:34,070
[Gulps]

569
00:33:35,988 --> 00:33:37,406
Felix.

570
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:53,255
[Chattering and squealing]

571
00:33:53,255 --> 00:33:55,174
I think he's gonna be
a best-seller.

572
00:33:55,216 --> 00:33:56,842
And just in time
for the holiday rush.

573
00:33:56,884 --> 00:33:58,302
Heh... heh... heh !

574
00:33:58,344 --> 00:34:01,931
I will never, ever
build anything for you.

575
00:34:01,972 --> 00:34:04,433
Thank you for joining us.

576
00:34:04,433 --> 00:34:07,603
Whoa !

577
00:34:24,704 --> 00:34:25,871
Whoa !

578
00:34:25,913 --> 00:34:27,289
[Metal crashing]

579
00:34:30,501 --> 00:34:32,795
"How To Be A Spy. "

580
00:34:32,837 --> 00:34:34,839
Author unknown.

581
00:34:36,298 --> 00:34:37,883
"A good spy uses--"

582
00:34:37,925 --> 00:34:39,885
[Voice booming]
Testing ! One, two--

583
00:34:39,927 --> 00:34:42,096
Ow! Gosh !
You're too close!

584
00:34:42,138 --> 00:34:43,556
"A good spy uses his head."
Got that?

585
00:34:43,597 --> 00:34:45,141
It's the first one in the book.

586
00:34:45,182 --> 00:34:46,434
Ew, gross!

587
00:34:46,475 --> 00:34:48,602
- What do you see?
- You.

588
00:34:48,644 --> 00:34:52,898
Very funny.
Focus your eyes closer...

589
00:34:52,982 --> 00:34:54,316
on the glasses themselves.

590
00:34:54,358 --> 00:34:57,111
Whoa ! Maps and readouts.

591
00:34:57,153 --> 00:34:58,279
CARMEN:
That's the computer screen.

592
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,239
It's a database of some kind.

593
00:35:03,492 --> 00:35:05,661
CARMEN:
The wedding from the story.

594
00:35:05,703 --> 00:35:08,080
It was theirs.

595
00:35:12,668 --> 00:35:15,046
They should've told us
about this stuff.

596
00:35:15,087 --> 00:35:17,006
Yeah?
What about Diego and Renaldo...

597
00:35:17,006 --> 00:35:18,340
and all
your make-believe friends?

598
00:35:18,382 --> 00:35:19,925
Should Mom and Dad
know about that?

599
00:35:19,967 --> 00:35:22,636
What about all the days
you skip school?

600
00:35:22,678 --> 00:35:26,140
- Want them to know about that?
- That's my business.

601
00:35:26,182 --> 00:35:29,018
Uh, Carmen?

602
00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:32,646
I don't have a key.
Go knock it against something.

603
00:35:32,688 --> 00:35:35,608
"A good spy has no fear."

604
00:35:35,649 --> 00:35:38,569
Sorry, Juni.
Guess you can't be a spy.

605
00:35:42,114 --> 00:35:45,993
"A good spy puts himself--"
herself--

606
00:35:46,035 --> 00:35:48,996
"in the mind-set
of the opponent."

607
00:35:49,038 --> 00:35:51,832
Mind-set.

608
00:35:51,874 --> 00:35:53,501
That's exactly what we'll do.

609
00:35:53,542 --> 00:35:56,170
I think it's up to us.
You with me?

610
00:35:56,253 --> 00:35:59,965
- With you what?
- Find the OSS like Felix said.

611
00:36:00,049 --> 00:36:02,426
- OK.
- Then let's go.

612
00:36:02,468 --> 00:36:06,097
[Knocking on front door]

613
00:36:12,686 --> 00:36:15,398
Hi! I'm Ms. Gradenko.
We work for your parents.

614
00:36:15,439 --> 00:36:16,649
"We?"

615
00:36:16,690 --> 00:36:18,693
GRADENKO: I can understand
if you don't trust me...

616
00:36:18,734 --> 00:36:21,237
You were a baby
when we first met.

617
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,241
Remember me now?

618
00:36:25,282 --> 00:36:27,993
Sorry. I have a key. You see?

619
00:36:28,035 --> 00:36:30,746
We're all on the same side.
We're here to protect you.

620
00:36:30,788 --> 00:36:32,039
My mom has a bracelet like that.

621
00:36:32,081 --> 00:36:34,959
OSS standard issue.
We all have one.

622
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,002
OSS? You work with my parents?

623
00:36:37,086 --> 00:36:40,256
Yes.
Now, please listen closely.

624
00:36:40,297 --> 00:36:42,258
Open your ears.

625
00:36:42,258 --> 00:36:45,261
You father was able to send one
last communique this morning...

626
00:36:45,302 --> 00:36:46,804
before he disappeared.

627
00:36:46,846 --> 00:36:48,389
It consisted of five letters.

628
00:36:48,431 --> 00:36:51,684
F-I-O...

629
00:36:51,726 --> 00:36:53,728
O...P!

630
00:37:00,109 --> 00:37:01,610
JUNI: But you're wrong.

631
00:37:01,652 --> 00:37:04,155
Fabulous Floop
would never do that.

632
00:37:04,238 --> 00:37:06,532
Oh, trust me.
He's not that fabulous.

633
00:37:06,574 --> 00:37:10,077
In fact, recognize these?

634
00:37:10,119 --> 00:37:11,829
Floop's Fooglies.

635
00:37:11,871 --> 00:37:13,706
I've got toy versions.

636
00:37:13,748 --> 00:37:17,418
This is what they looked like
before he mutated them.

637
00:37:17,460 --> 00:37:20,254
CARMEN: You mean these mutants
are captured secret agents?

638
00:37:20,296 --> 00:37:23,090
- We're dealing with a genius.
- Told you Floop was a freak.

639
00:37:23,132 --> 00:37:25,259
And that cute,
little tuneless song...

640
00:37:25,301 --> 00:37:27,803
the characters sing?
Play it backwards...

641
00:37:27,845 --> 00:37:29,597
FOOGLIES: We're trapped!
Floop is a madman!

642
00:37:29,638 --> 00:37:30,848
Help us! Save us!

643
00:37:30,890 --> 00:37:32,808
Floop is a madman!
Help us! Save us!

644
00:37:32,808 --> 00:37:34,435
A cry for help.

645
00:37:34,477 --> 00:37:35,853
Will Floop do that
to Mom and Dad?

646
00:37:35,936 --> 00:37:37,897
Definitely.

647
00:37:37,938 --> 00:37:41,817
Unless he gets something
your father helped develop.

648
00:37:41,859 --> 00:37:44,153
If there's anything
you can possibly remember--

649
00:37:44,153 --> 00:37:46,781
- The Third Brain lives.
- What?

650
00:37:46,822 --> 00:37:50,284
Felix gave us a message
to deliver to the OSS...

651
00:37:50,326 --> 00:37:52,161
and here you are.

652
00:37:52,161 --> 00:37:54,955
Here I am. What's the message?

653
00:37:54,997 --> 00:37:56,457
The Third Brain lives.

654
00:37:56,499 --> 00:38:00,127
Ohh ! Carmen...

655
00:38:00,169 --> 00:38:04,131
you have just joined the ranks
of women spies in the OSS.

656
00:38:04,173 --> 00:38:07,927
Brilliant.

657
00:38:07,968 --> 00:38:11,138
- Girls.
- Now.

658
00:38:11,180 --> 00:38:13,432
GRADENKO: Where does
the Third Brain live exactly?

659
00:38:13,516 --> 00:38:15,643
Did Felix tell you that?

660
00:38:15,684 --> 00:38:17,561
CARMEN: I don't think he said.

661
00:38:17,603 --> 00:38:19,980
GRADENKO: He didn't say?

662
00:38:20,022 --> 00:38:21,357
Are you sure?

663
00:38:23,025 --> 00:38:24,151
Search the place.

664
00:38:24,193 --> 00:38:25,820
It wasn't at the house,
so it must be here.

665
00:38:25,861 --> 00:38:28,197
You were at our house?

666
00:38:32,034 --> 00:38:33,786
Oh, no!

667
00:38:35,037 --> 00:38:37,581
Oh, my God.

668
00:38:37,623 --> 00:38:39,834
It exists.

669
00:38:42,044 --> 00:38:44,004
That's what Floop wants?

670
00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:49,218
Oh !

671
00:38:49,301 --> 00:38:52,471
It's so beautiful!

672
00:38:52,513 --> 00:38:55,349
Carmen ! She's working for Floop!

673
00:38:57,017 --> 00:38:58,686
Fly this to Floop's castle
immediately.

674
00:38:58,728 --> 00:39:00,563
- Yes, ma'am.
- Don't move!

675
00:39:00,563 --> 00:39:01,647
[Instruments whirring
and clicking]

676
00:39:01,689 --> 00:39:03,566
Ha, ha, ha, ha !

677
00:39:03,566 --> 00:39:07,361
GRADENKO: You don't even know
what those things are.

678
00:39:07,403 --> 00:39:09,030
I know they've heavy.

679
00:39:10,614 --> 00:39:13,826
GRADENKO: Hey, they cost
millions of dollars!

680
00:39:16,996 --> 00:39:18,164
That brain's the only thing...

681
00:39:18,247 --> 00:39:20,207
keeping Mom and Dad
from being zapped !

682
00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:22,084
GRADENKO: Stop her!

683
00:39:28,591 --> 00:39:30,176
Aah !

684
00:39:37,141 --> 00:39:38,726
Send in the thumbs.

685
00:39:43,439 --> 00:39:45,191
Wait for me!

686
00:39:48,235 --> 00:39:52,281
Unh !
How do you work this thing?!

687
00:39:52,365 --> 00:39:54,325
Bring her back!

688
00:39:58,579 --> 00:40:01,457
Ah, ah, ah ! Don't you want
to see your parents...

689
00:40:01,457 --> 00:40:02,792
you little brat?

690
00:40:02,833 --> 00:40:05,795
- Unh !
- Whoops! Sorry!

691
00:40:09,131 --> 00:40:10,549
Get back!

692
00:40:23,646 --> 00:40:27,274
What's wrong with you?
They're just children.

693
00:40:31,779 --> 00:40:34,156
Ugh ! Unh ! Aah !

694
00:40:35,199 --> 00:40:36,617
Bad hair day.

695
00:40:59,682 --> 00:41:02,518
Uh-oh. Going up!

696
00:41:13,988 --> 00:41:16,323
Uh-oh.

697
00:41:16,365 --> 00:41:18,409
[Watch beeping]

698
00:41:18,451 --> 00:41:19,493
What?

699
00:41:19,535 --> 00:41:21,537
Where did you go?

700
00:41:21,537 --> 00:41:22,872
I'm right behind him !
Where are you?

701
00:41:22,913 --> 00:41:24,874
I'm toast.

702
00:41:27,168 --> 00:41:28,794
Give me back that brain !

703
00:41:30,046 --> 00:41:32,173
Get away from me!
Tough guy, huh?

704
00:41:34,258 --> 00:41:35,593
See ya !

705
00:41:39,346 --> 00:41:40,556
Whoa !

706
00:41:48,064 --> 00:41:49,565
Oh, my sister!

707
00:41:51,233 --> 00:41:52,693
Oh, brother!

708
00:41:54,403 --> 00:41:55,571
Uh-oh !

709
00:41:55,613 --> 00:41:57,156
JUNI:
I can't hold on much longer!

710
00:41:57,198 --> 00:41:59,992
CARMEN:
Get a grip, you big baby!

711
00:42:00,034 --> 00:42:03,079
- I'm slipping !
- Hang on, butterfingers!

712
00:42:03,162 --> 00:42:05,664
I'm not gonna make it!

713
00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:08,793
CARMEN: We're almost there!

714
00:42:08,834 --> 00:42:12,171
- Don't drop me!
- I'm not gonna drop you !

715
00:42:12,213 --> 00:42:14,173
- Aah !
- Oh.

716
00:42:14,215 --> 00:42:19,053
Aah !

717
00:42:19,095 --> 00:42:20,763
Unh !

718
00:42:21,972 --> 00:42:25,059
What would you do without me?

719
00:42:42,785 --> 00:42:44,495
[Tires screeching]

720
00:43:18,779 --> 00:43:20,239
Hi!

721
00:43:27,455 --> 00:43:29,081
It's a cruel, cruel world

722
00:43:29,123 --> 00:43:30,833
All you little boys and girls

723
00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:32,460
And some mean nasty people

724
00:43:32,501 --> 00:43:34,628
Want to have you
for their supper

725
00:43:34,670 --> 00:43:37,965
But if you follow me
you can all be free

726
00:43:38,007 --> 00:43:40,092
Free, you can all be free

727
00:43:40,134 --> 00:43:42,553
As a bird on a big TV

728
00:43:42,595 --> 00:43:44,346
If you dream, if you dream

729
00:43:44,430 --> 00:43:46,474
If you dream my dream

730
00:43:46,515 --> 00:43:49,477
It's a cruel, cruel world
full of nasty boys and girls

731
00:43:49,518 --> 00:43:51,228
Full of selfish, mean,
nasty people

732
00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:52,730
Nasty, nasty, nasty, nasty

733
00:43:52,813 --> 00:43:55,691
But there's a way
you can make your day

734
00:43:55,733 --> 00:43:58,903
You can laugh, you can smile,
you can come and stay awhile

735
00:43:58,944 --> 00:44:02,114
You can dream my dream,
you can have it all with me

736
00:44:02,156 --> 00:44:05,368
You can dream my dream,
you can dream my dream

737
00:44:05,409 --> 00:44:07,203
You can dream...

738
00:44:07,203 --> 00:44:10,289
My dream

739
00:44:13,042 --> 00:44:15,836
[Fooglies chattering]

740
00:44:18,339 --> 00:44:20,383
Cut!

741
00:44:20,466 --> 00:44:22,927
[Fooglies yelping]

742
00:44:28,974 --> 00:44:31,352
Lock them up!

743
00:44:31,394 --> 00:44:33,104
Whoa !

744
00:44:38,401 --> 00:44:40,319
What does it need, Minion?

745
00:44:40,361 --> 00:44:45,074
- I don't--
- My show! It needs something !

746
00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:47,159
That thing that will take
it to number one.

747
00:44:47,201 --> 00:44:48,494
I can feel it...

748
00:44:48,536 --> 00:44:50,705
but I can think straight enough
to figure it out.

749
00:44:50,788 --> 00:44:52,873
Floop, you're spending
too much time on this program.

750
00:44:52,957 --> 00:44:55,751
You should be more concerned
with our grand diabolical plan.

751
00:44:55,793 --> 00:44:58,796
- Syndication?
- The army of robot children.

752
00:44:58,879 --> 00:45:02,758
This hardware gets in the way
of my creative abilities.

753
00:45:05,344 --> 00:45:07,054
You lost the children.

754
00:45:07,096 --> 00:45:08,597
Not only did they escape...

755
00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:10,307
they took the Third Brain
with them.

756
00:45:10,349 --> 00:45:11,642
It exists?

757
00:45:11,684 --> 00:45:15,187
Completely. Cortez lied to us.

758
00:45:15,229 --> 00:45:16,439
Send our best Thumbs.

759
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,275
Sir, if you want
to catch a criminal...

760
00:45:19,275 --> 00:45:21,193
you send a criminal.

761
00:45:21,235 --> 00:45:23,237
If you want to snare a spy---

762
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:24,447
Please speak English, Minion !

763
00:45:24,530 --> 00:45:26,782
I've been baking
under those studio lights.

764
00:45:26,866 --> 00:45:30,536
- If you want to find a child...
- Mm-hmm?

765
00:45:30,578 --> 00:45:32,538
Send a child.

766
00:45:36,292 --> 00:45:37,543
That is brilliant, Minion.

767
00:45:37,585 --> 00:45:39,211
Thank you...

768
00:45:39,253 --> 00:45:40,921
sir.

769
00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:50,181
[Horns honking]

770
00:46:07,823 --> 00:46:10,659
[Computer beeping]

771
00:46:10,659 --> 00:46:12,661
Some locating device.

772
00:46:12,703 --> 00:46:15,331
I can't even figure out
where the coordinates point to.

773
00:46:15,373 --> 00:46:17,666
Who makes this?

774
00:46:17,666 --> 00:46:19,335
"Machete Products."

775
00:46:39,563 --> 00:46:40,940
What are you doing?!

776
00:46:40,981 --> 00:46:43,859
That's our bargaining chip
on getting Mom and Dad back.

777
00:46:43,901 --> 00:46:45,528
This is what Floop wants.

778
00:46:45,569 --> 00:46:48,322
I think Mom and Dad
would want this destroyed.

779
00:46:48,364 --> 00:46:49,615
How do you know what they want?

780
00:46:49,657 --> 00:46:52,034
Until this morning, you didn't
even know who they were.

781
00:46:52,034 --> 00:46:54,036
We keep the brain.

782
00:46:54,036 --> 00:46:55,830
For now.

783
00:46:55,871 --> 00:46:57,832
Why are you still wearing that?

784
00:46:57,873 --> 00:47:00,334
That could be a tracer.
They could be tracking us.

785
00:47:00,376 --> 00:47:01,627
Don't start
pointing fingers at me.

786
00:47:01,669 --> 00:47:04,547
I didn't do anything stupid,
stupid.

787
00:47:04,630 --> 00:47:05,840
You better stop
calling me names.

788
00:47:05,881 --> 00:47:07,508
Or what?

789
00:47:07,550 --> 00:47:09,844
Or I'm gonna call you names.

790
00:47:13,556 --> 00:47:15,683
The booger was right.

791
00:47:15,725 --> 00:47:18,060
I hate that!

792
00:47:22,064 --> 00:47:24,400
[Gears clicking]

793
00:47:27,153 --> 00:47:29,405
Thought I ditched you.

794
00:47:29,405 --> 00:47:31,657
Why are you dressed like a geek?

795
00:47:31,699 --> 00:47:33,743
We're no longer relatives.
Go away.

796
00:47:33,784 --> 00:47:36,412
[Speaking gibberish]

797
00:47:36,495 --> 00:47:38,914
You're just getting stupider
by the minute.

798
00:47:38,914 --> 00:47:40,499
JUNI: Get away from me.

799
00:47:40,583 --> 00:47:42,918
Hey! Put me down !

800
00:47:44,754 --> 00:47:47,882
[Motors whirring]

801
00:47:47,923 --> 00:47:49,550
Always wanted to do this.

802
00:47:51,469 --> 00:47:54,555
Ohh ! Tough guy, huh?

803
00:47:57,224 --> 00:47:58,851
Juni!

804
00:47:58,893 --> 00:48:00,478
Put me down !

805
00:48:00,519 --> 00:48:01,937
CARMEN: Destroy the brain !

806
00:48:01,979 --> 00:48:04,565
Destroy it!

807
00:48:04,607 --> 00:48:07,193
[Gears pulsing]

808
00:48:14,116 --> 00:48:15,493
Aah !

809
00:48:20,122 --> 00:48:21,916
Owww!

810
00:48:24,752 --> 00:48:26,754
Ohh.

811
00:48:54,907 --> 00:48:57,910
[Juni moaning]

812
00:49:18,889 --> 00:49:20,850
[Kids shouting]

813
00:49:23,060 --> 00:49:25,146
They took the brain?

814
00:49:25,187 --> 00:49:28,357
Yeah, but I took her necklace.

815
00:49:28,399 --> 00:49:30,943
- She didn't even notice.
- They weren't very smart.

816
00:49:30,985 --> 00:49:32,778
Yours couldn't even speak.

817
00:49:32,820 --> 00:49:35,114
"Limited edition. Spy Kid.

818
00:49:35,156 --> 00:49:37,283
"One of five hundred..."

819
00:49:37,324 --> 00:49:40,244
Floop could have hundreds
of these flying around.

820
00:49:40,286 --> 00:49:42,121
The Third Brain
makes them smart.

821
00:49:42,163 --> 00:49:44,790
They're building an army.

822
00:49:44,832 --> 00:49:47,418
We've got to save Mom and Dad.

823
00:49:47,460 --> 00:49:49,628
Only they can stop the robots.

824
00:49:49,670 --> 00:49:51,756
But who's gonna help us?

825
00:49:54,258 --> 00:49:56,844
We had it working.

826
00:49:56,886 --> 00:50:00,014
A synthetic intelligence
as smart as any spy.

827
00:50:01,223 --> 00:50:03,851
Why don't you go ahead
and tighten that brain up?

828
00:50:06,228 --> 00:50:10,066
GREGORIO:
The Third Brain System.

829
00:50:10,066 --> 00:50:14,028
The OSS Director realized
it was too dangerous...

830
00:50:14,070 --> 00:50:16,947
if the wrong forces
found the technology.

831
00:50:16,989 --> 00:50:19,617
We were ordered to destroy it.

832
00:50:24,246 --> 00:50:27,625
Why keep that a secret from me?

833
00:50:27,666 --> 00:50:30,169
To protect us from something
you destroyed?

834
00:50:31,587 --> 00:50:33,089
Or something you didn't.

835
00:50:41,764 --> 00:50:43,766
[Clears throat]

836
00:50:43,808 --> 00:50:46,811
All these secrets from me,
from the children.

837
00:50:46,852 --> 00:50:48,604
It has to stop.

838
00:50:48,646 --> 00:50:50,731
I'm sorry.

839
00:50:50,773 --> 00:50:52,483
He wants the Brain.

840
00:50:52,525 --> 00:50:55,152
If we save our children,
we risk the world.

841
00:50:55,194 --> 00:50:58,656
So what in the world do we do?

842
00:50:58,739 --> 00:51:02,118
Thanks for taking us
this far, but...

843
00:51:02,201 --> 00:51:04,286
this is all we got.

844
00:51:05,538 --> 00:51:07,289
[Tires screeching]

845
00:51:08,874 --> 00:51:11,043
What are we doing here?

846
00:51:11,085 --> 00:51:13,754
CARMEN: Dad's code name
must be Hombre.

847
00:51:13,796 --> 00:51:16,924
So, this must be Machete.

848
00:51:16,966 --> 00:51:20,094
We're getting help
from Dad's best man?

849
00:51:31,063 --> 00:51:33,149
What are you working on?

850
00:51:33,232 --> 00:51:35,276
World's smallest camera.

851
00:51:36,986 --> 00:51:38,320
I don't see it.

852
00:51:38,362 --> 00:51:39,822
Ah, but it sees you.

853
00:51:41,949 --> 00:51:43,743
You sell counterintelligence
stuff here?

854
00:51:43,784 --> 00:51:46,537
- Come back with your parents.
- We can't.

855
00:51:48,039 --> 00:51:51,208
We need something fast
that can get us here.

856
00:51:53,044 --> 00:51:54,545
Who are you?

857
00:51:54,587 --> 00:51:57,423
Carmen Elizabeth Juanita
Costa-Brava Cortez.

858
00:51:57,465 --> 00:51:59,633
[Beeping and dinging]

859
00:51:59,675 --> 00:52:02,595
Gregorio Cortez is our father.

860
00:52:02,636 --> 00:52:04,638
JUNI: You were at his wedding.

861
00:52:05,931 --> 00:52:10,519
You will turn around.
You will leave my shop.

862
00:52:10,603 --> 00:52:12,688
Because I never want to hear
my brother's name again.

863
00:52:12,730 --> 00:52:15,357
You're our uncle?

864
00:52:15,399 --> 00:52:18,277
Our real uncle? 'Cause
we already got a fake uncle.

865
00:52:18,319 --> 00:52:21,781
Gregorio Cortez
is my younger brother.

866
00:52:31,374 --> 00:52:32,875
MINION:
President's daughter.

867
00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:35,086
President's son.

868
00:52:35,127 --> 00:52:36,379
Oh, good.

869
00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:38,422
Prime Minister's son.

870
00:52:38,506 --> 00:52:40,966
General's daughter.

871
00:52:41,050 --> 00:52:43,636
They're all here as planned.

872
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:46,847
I have to get back
to my show now.

873
00:52:46,889 --> 00:52:50,518
You must focus
on the task at hand.

874
00:52:50,559 --> 00:52:54,021
We have to prepare the army
before Mr. Lisp arrives.

875
00:52:54,063 --> 00:52:56,524
I don't believe
in this anymore, Minion.

876
00:52:56,565 --> 00:52:58,526
FLOOP:
I don't think I ever did.

877
00:52:58,567 --> 00:52:59,819
Explain.

878
00:52:59,860 --> 00:53:03,698
The mutated agents,
the robot kids.

879
00:53:03,739 --> 00:53:05,908
FLOOP: Those aren't my ideas.
They're yours.

880
00:53:05,950 --> 00:53:07,284
So what?

881
00:53:07,326 --> 00:53:10,579
I think that's why
they're not working.

882
00:53:10,621 --> 00:53:11,831
Not yet they're not.

883
00:53:14,417 --> 00:53:15,876
MINION: But, you see...

884
00:53:15,918 --> 00:53:17,962
I now have the Third Brain.

885
00:53:18,045 --> 00:53:20,381
MINION:
I don't need you anymore.

886
00:53:25,177 --> 00:53:26,721
Minion?

887
00:53:27,722 --> 00:53:30,266
I assure you,
it's Mr. Minion now.

888
00:53:30,307 --> 00:53:33,894
And you, Floop,
have served your purpose.

889
00:53:33,936 --> 00:53:35,688
Children...

890
00:53:35,730 --> 00:53:38,023
lock him in the...

891
00:53:38,065 --> 00:53:39,442
virtual room.

892
00:53:39,483 --> 00:53:40,693
[Gasp]

893
00:53:43,487 --> 00:53:44,947
You're a secret agent,
aren't you?

894
00:53:44,989 --> 00:53:46,574
What makes you say that?

895
00:53:46,657 --> 00:53:48,951
According to the database,
you're always traveling...

896
00:53:48,993 --> 00:53:51,662
and no one knows
what you do for a living.

897
00:53:51,704 --> 00:53:54,498
I think we all
have uncles like that.

898
00:53:54,540 --> 00:53:57,626
"Another fine Machete product."

899
00:53:57,668 --> 00:54:02,131
You make the best spy inventions
in the world.

900
00:54:02,173 --> 00:54:03,507
MA CHETE: That's correct.

901
00:54:03,549 --> 00:54:06,218
CARMEN: But you sell them
to both sides, good and bad.

902
00:54:06,260 --> 00:54:09,055
That's why Dad hasn't spoken
of you in all these years.

903
00:54:10,181 --> 00:54:12,349
JUNI: Ever sell stuff to Floop?

904
00:54:13,893 --> 00:54:15,019
Why?

905
00:54:15,061 --> 00:54:16,145
CARMEN: Our Mom and Dad--

906
00:54:16,187 --> 00:54:18,230
your brother--
are his prisoners...

907
00:54:18,230 --> 00:54:20,191
and if we don't
do something to help...

908
00:54:20,232 --> 00:54:23,277
something really bad's
gonna happen to them.

909
00:54:23,361 --> 00:54:24,820
I don't see why
you won't help him !

910
00:54:24,820 --> 00:54:27,656
You think I want to baby-sit
my brother the rest of my life?

911
00:54:27,656 --> 00:54:29,658
"Watch out for Gregorio.
Take care of Gregorio.

912
00:54:29,658 --> 00:54:31,494
"Make sure Gregorio
knows right from wrong."

913
00:54:31,494 --> 00:54:32,620
Not anymore.

914
00:54:32,661 --> 00:54:36,290
Machete's not responsible
for nobody but Machete.

915
00:54:37,583 --> 00:54:39,502
But that's not what family is.

916
00:54:39,543 --> 00:54:42,171
We're just brothers.
Cain and Abel were brothers.

917
00:54:42,213 --> 00:54:44,298
Look how they ended up.

918
00:54:46,008 --> 00:54:47,635
Now, the only thing
that will get you...

919
00:54:47,676 --> 00:54:50,805
to Floop's castle fast enough...

920
00:54:50,846 --> 00:54:53,057
is this.

921
00:54:53,140 --> 00:54:54,558
It's tiny.

922
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:57,228
It's built for one passenger,
but it's fast.

923
00:54:57,311 --> 00:54:59,105
Will you go?

924
00:54:59,146 --> 00:55:00,356
No.

925
00:55:00,398 --> 00:55:03,275
- For your brother?
- No!

926
00:55:03,317 --> 00:55:06,195
Then how about for us...
your niece and nephew?

927
00:55:07,530 --> 00:55:08,489
No.

928
00:55:14,203 --> 00:55:18,040
- How about if--
- No! No! A million times no!

929
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:20,042
Pass the pig intestines.

930
00:55:24,130 --> 00:55:26,757
I'm not eating that now. Nope.

931
00:55:28,217 --> 00:55:30,469
- Can I have a--
- No!

932
00:55:30,511 --> 00:55:32,179
Glass of water?

933
00:55:32,221 --> 00:55:34,515
Thank you for letting us
stay here...

934
00:55:34,557 --> 00:55:36,934
while we ponder
our parents' terrible fate.

935
00:55:36,976 --> 00:55:40,646
If you weren't a Cortez,
I wouldn't be doing this much.

936
00:55:40,688 --> 00:55:42,857
So family does mean more to you
than money.

937
00:55:45,651 --> 00:55:46,902
No.

938
00:55:46,944 --> 00:55:49,405
Dad misses you, too.

939
00:55:58,539 --> 00:56:00,666
Ready?

940
00:56:00,750 --> 00:56:02,209
Let's go.

941
00:56:07,506 --> 00:56:09,216
CARMEN: Now we're talkin'.

942
00:56:11,385 --> 00:56:14,055
[Snoring]

943
00:56:14,096 --> 00:56:16,348
[Whispering]
What are you doing?

944
00:56:16,390 --> 00:56:18,392
Getting the map
to Floop's castle.

945
00:56:20,061 --> 00:56:22,855
Shh. It's just a reflex.

946
00:56:22,897 --> 00:56:24,607
Look. He's still asleep.

947
00:56:24,648 --> 00:56:26,734
[Snores loudly]

948
00:56:29,737 --> 00:56:32,114
[Snoring]

949
00:56:36,327 --> 00:56:40,164
Never send an adult
to do a kid's job.

950
00:56:44,502 --> 00:56:46,587
CARMEN: Oh, yeah.

951
00:56:52,009 --> 00:56:54,345
What can I do to help?

952
00:56:54,387 --> 00:56:57,014
Remember that spy plane
up on the roof?

953
00:56:57,056 --> 00:56:58,974
Yeah.

954
00:56:59,016 --> 00:57:01,143
Start reading.

955
00:57:01,185 --> 00:57:03,396
Oh. Homework.

956
00:57:03,437 --> 00:57:04,897
[Rooster crows]

957
00:57:04,980 --> 00:57:07,149
[Groans]

958
00:57:07,233 --> 00:57:09,902
[Engines warming up]

959
00:57:14,532 --> 00:57:15,741
No!

960
00:57:16,867 --> 00:57:19,745
CARMEN: Hurry up!
He's coming ! He's coming !

961
00:57:22,289 --> 00:57:24,125
JUNI: Good-bye, Uncle Machete!

962
00:57:24,166 --> 00:57:25,501
CARMEN: Thanks for the plane!

963
00:57:46,439 --> 00:57:48,733
CARMEN:
OK, so here's the new plan.

964
00:57:48,774 --> 00:57:50,276
We get to the castle,
rescue Mom and Dad...

965
00:57:50,317 --> 00:57:51,610
then somehow stop Floop...

966
00:57:51,652 --> 00:57:53,487
from using the brain
on the robots...

967
00:57:53,529 --> 00:57:56,282
before they're sent out
to dominate the world.

968
00:57:56,323 --> 00:57:59,201
- Think we can do that?
- How hard could it be?

969
00:57:59,243 --> 00:58:01,537
[Alarms sounding]

970
00:58:02,913 --> 00:58:04,707
I didn't do anything.

971
00:58:04,749 --> 00:58:08,836
OK. Airspeed--fine.
Altitude--fine.

972
00:58:08,878 --> 00:58:11,589
CARMEN: Autopilot...failing?

973
00:58:11,672 --> 00:58:15,051
Oh, great.
Another fine Machete product.

974
00:58:15,051 --> 00:58:17,094
Take control.
We have to go to manual.

975
00:58:17,178 --> 00:58:19,013
Now!

976
00:58:19,055 --> 00:58:21,849
CARMEN: You were supposed
to read all the instructions!

977
00:58:23,976 --> 00:58:25,936
You skipped a chapter, meathead.

978
00:58:25,978 --> 00:58:28,439
Better stop calling me names.

979
00:58:28,481 --> 00:58:30,149
Pull up, booger breath !

980
00:58:30,191 --> 00:58:31,901
Stop it or I'll call you names.

981
00:58:31,942 --> 00:58:34,737
CARMEN: Go ahead.
You got nothin' on me, warthog.

982
00:58:34,779 --> 00:58:39,325
Try me...diaper lady.

983
00:58:40,576 --> 00:58:43,537
Aha.
Hope you're wearing one now.

984
00:58:43,579 --> 00:58:46,707
- How long have you known?
- Since forever.

985
00:58:46,749 --> 00:58:49,168
Mom made me swear
not to mention it.

986
00:58:49,210 --> 00:58:52,046
So now we're even !

987
00:58:52,088 --> 00:58:54,298
CARMEN: Oh, now you've done it!

988
00:58:54,340 --> 00:58:57,551
I knew this was gonna happen !

989
00:58:57,593 --> 00:59:00,137
We're gonna crash
if you don't do something !

990
00:59:03,015 --> 00:59:05,101
CARMEN: You did that
on purpose, you kamikaze!

991
00:59:05,142 --> 00:59:07,937
JUNI: But now it's balanced!

992
00:59:07,978 --> 00:59:09,313
Landing gear.

993
00:59:11,899 --> 00:59:14,318
No landing gear.
We're gonna crash !

994
00:59:15,319 --> 00:59:17,697
CARMEN:
Nope. We're gonna drop.

995
00:59:17,738 --> 00:59:19,156
Get your regulator ready.

996
00:59:36,549 --> 00:59:39,969
Com systems check.
Can you hear me?

997
00:59:40,010 --> 00:59:41,011
Yeah.

998
00:59:41,053 --> 00:59:44,890
Let's try that cave over there.

999
00:59:46,053 --> 00:59:49,055
-This must be in.
-You're kidding.

1000
00:59:49,641 --> 00:59:53,460
-It's a cave of sleeping sharks.
-Sharks don't sleep. Wanna bet?

1001
00:59:53,962 --> 00:59:55,647
To design project Donna...

1002
00:59:55,731 --> 01:00:01,303
in depths where the water's salinization
just right, they gather asleep.
I bet they guard the way in.

1003
01:00:01,304 --> 01:00:03,309
It looks like the door over there.

1004
01:00:05,262 --> 01:00:07,187
Wow, Cool. Don't touch it.

1005
01:00:07,188 --> 01:00:13,725
Is it maneater? -No. But you're not a man yet.
They might think, you're an oversize gummy.

1006
01:00:14,669 --> 01:00:16,963
Hey, little sleepy sharky.

1007
01:00:20,050 --> 01:00:25,606
It's asleep, Silly.
-I knew that. -Come on.

1008
01:00:25,932 --> 01:00:28,350
Sweet dream, Sharky.

1009
01:00:35,609 --> 01:00:39,280
Security Camera. I'm gonna distract it.
You wait here.

1010
01:00:39,364 --> 01:00:41,866
-Don't leave me.
-Wait here!

1011
01:00:51,043 --> 01:00:52,587
Say cheese..

1012
01:00:53,714 --> 01:00:55,798
I hope there is a rest room around here.

1013
01:00:56,758 --> 01:01:02,698
I take a picture of the door and place it
in front of the security camera.

1014
01:01:02,765 --> 01:01:05,420
I have to go pee and I can't hold it!

1015
01:01:05,430 --> 01:01:09,980
Don't pee! You'll change the water's salinization and
wake up all the sharks.

1016
01:01:09,982 --> 01:01:12,984
I can't help it ...

1017
01:01:13,319 --> 01:01:19,284
No, another camera. Pointing straight at me.
What do I do?

1018
01:01:27,835 --> 01:01:30,630
Why aren't you watching the monitors?

1019
01:01:34,176 --> 01:01:37,429
Get more from your security if you have to.

1020
01:01:58,746 --> 01:02:01,373
Ah. I can't hold it anymore.

1021
01:02:07,714 --> 01:02:10,758
Almost there...

1022
01:02:10,842 --> 01:02:13,178
Wait a second, Juni. Keep holding it!

1023
01:02:17,892 --> 01:02:22,723
-Eh, Carmen...
-Leave me alone. Almost there.

1024
01:02:23,065 --> 01:02:31,444
-Carmen...
-Way to go, Batter Butter.

1025
01:02:33,952 --> 01:02:37,745
-Close the door, Carmen.
-I'm trying. -Faster.

1026
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:43,879
I'll never pee again.

1027
01:03:03,438 --> 01:03:04,758
A Thumb-thumb.

1028
01:03:05,004 --> 01:03:06,714
A real live--

1029
01:03:30,130 --> 01:03:33,508
What did you do to him?

1030
01:03:33,550 --> 01:03:35,593
Machete's electroshock gumballs.

1031
01:03:35,635 --> 01:03:38,721
It says long lasting.
But I don't trust wrappers.

1032
01:03:49,899 --> 01:03:50,859
Come on.

1033
01:03:58,783 --> 01:04:01,453
CARMEN:
Over here. Juni, come on.

1034
01:04:05,248 --> 01:04:07,083
What are you doing?

1035
01:04:07,125 --> 01:04:08,710
World's smallest cameras.

1036
01:04:08,752 --> 01:04:12,130
I just placed them
all over the main hallways.

1037
01:04:13,298 --> 01:04:15,467
- Sweet.
- Thanks.

1038
01:04:15,508 --> 01:04:20,263
Thumb-thumbs and Fooglies
coming up the south hall.

1039
01:04:22,974 --> 01:04:24,434
Got an idea?

1040
01:04:24,476 --> 01:04:26,060
Yeah.

1041
01:04:38,990 --> 01:04:40,658
JUNI: Agent Donnagon?

1042
01:04:40,700 --> 01:04:44,537
[Speaking backwards]

1043
01:04:44,579 --> 01:04:46,831
Where's my mom and dad?

1044
01:04:48,416 --> 01:04:50,960
[Speaking backwards]

1045
01:04:51,002 --> 01:04:52,253
Thanks.

1046
01:04:55,006 --> 01:04:57,467
- I got it.
- What'd he say?

1047
01:04:57,509 --> 01:04:58,468
I'll play it backwards.

1048
01:04:58,510 --> 01:05:00,762
DONNAGON:
They're in the dungeon. Hurry.

1049
01:05:00,804 --> 01:05:02,263
See if they know
where the Brain room is.

1050
01:05:06,142 --> 01:05:07,560
Uh-oh.

1051
01:05:07,602 --> 01:05:09,979
Thumb-thumbs--everywhere.

1052
01:05:10,021 --> 01:05:11,481
Let's see if they like bubbles.

1053
01:05:23,827 --> 01:05:26,746
We'll be back for you,
fellow agents.

1054
01:05:26,788 --> 01:05:28,289
Sknaht!

1055
01:05:28,373 --> 01:05:30,250
[Jabbering excitedly]

1056
01:05:30,291 --> 01:05:32,335
MINION ON P.A.:
All robots please report...

1057
01:05:32,377 --> 01:05:36,339
to docking bays four, five,
and six for immediate loading.

1058
01:05:36,423 --> 01:05:38,883
This is the ventilator shaft
here.

1059
01:05:38,925 --> 01:05:42,053
CARMEN: But the dungeon's on
the other side of the castle.

1060
01:05:42,095 --> 01:05:44,806
How do we get there undetected?

1061
01:05:56,860 --> 01:05:58,570
[Whispering] I think
they've gotten smarter...

1062
01:05:58,611 --> 01:05:59,821
since the last time we met.

1063
01:05:59,863 --> 01:06:01,239
Intruder.

1064
01:06:01,281 --> 01:06:04,075
ALL: Intruder, intruder,
intruder, intruder...

1065
01:06:04,159 --> 01:06:06,911
intruder, intruder,
intruder, intruder...

1066
01:06:13,334 --> 01:06:15,879
- Can you make it?
- I think so.

1067
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:18,381
Come on. Come on !

1068
01:06:19,382 --> 01:06:23,011
- Carmen !
- Find Mom and Dad !

1069
01:06:33,646 --> 01:06:35,106
I hope this leads
to the dungeon.

1070
01:06:43,448 --> 01:06:44,657
FLOOP: You there.

1071
01:06:44,699 --> 01:06:48,745
What's that on your hands?

1072
01:06:52,207 --> 01:06:54,584
FLOOP: Warts, aren't they?

1073
01:06:54,626 --> 01:06:56,127
Oh, great.

1074
01:06:56,169 --> 01:06:59,255
From sweaty hands sprout warts.

1075
01:06:59,297 --> 01:07:02,258
FLOOP: Do you know why
you have sweaty hands?

1076
01:07:02,300 --> 01:07:04,427
From being scared all the time.

1077
01:07:06,805 --> 01:07:09,224
You don't look
very scared to me.

1078
01:07:09,307 --> 01:07:12,811
That's because I'm mad.
You kidnapped my parents...

1079
01:07:12,894 --> 01:07:16,981
made psycho robot children,
and swallowed up my sister.

1080
01:07:17,023 --> 01:07:18,817
But I didn't want any of that.

1081
01:07:18,858 --> 01:07:22,737
- I thought Floop was a genius.
- You did?

1082
01:07:27,242 --> 01:07:29,452
You watch my show?

1083
01:07:29,494 --> 01:07:31,246
More than you know.

1084
01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:37,419
Alexander Minion.

1085
01:07:37,460 --> 01:07:39,629
Agent Cortez.

1086
01:07:39,671 --> 01:07:41,631
Wonderful to see you again.

1087
01:07:41,673 --> 01:07:44,384
- You know him?
- Yeah.

1088
01:07:44,467 --> 01:07:46,386
He was on
the Third Brain Project...

1089
01:07:46,469 --> 01:07:48,888
until I noticed
he was trying to inject...

1090
01:07:48,930 --> 01:07:51,724
his own ideas into the system.

1091
01:07:51,766 --> 01:07:53,476
I turned him in.

1092
01:07:53,518 --> 01:07:56,062
He was thrown out of the OSS.

1093
01:07:56,104 --> 01:08:00,233
MINION: I'm afraid I'm not
nearly the artist Floop is.

1094
01:08:00,275 --> 01:08:01,901
But not to worry.

1095
01:08:01,943 --> 01:08:04,571
I have something else in mind.

1096
01:08:08,366 --> 01:08:11,035
What do you think you're going
to accomplish by doing this?

1097
01:08:11,077 --> 01:08:12,787
Well, you see, Mrs. Cortez...

1098
01:08:12,829 --> 01:08:16,207
I've always been methodical,
goal oriented.

1099
01:08:16,249 --> 01:08:17,667
Psychotically so.

1100
01:08:17,709 --> 01:08:20,170
I'm not afraid of you, Alex.

1101
01:08:20,253 --> 01:08:22,338
So I think it's refreshing...

1102
01:08:22,380 --> 01:08:25,216
to every once in a while...

1103
01:08:25,216 --> 01:08:27,719
have some fun.

1104
01:08:27,761 --> 01:08:29,304
MINION: Oh, and don't worry
about your little brats.

1105
01:08:29,345 --> 01:08:31,389
They'll still be able
to see you.

1106
01:08:31,431 --> 01:08:34,768
Every weekday morning
between 7:30 and 8:00.

1107
01:08:40,565 --> 01:08:42,525
CARMEN: Aah !

1108
01:08:42,567 --> 01:08:44,110
Uhh !

1109
01:08:49,115 --> 01:08:51,785
[Clanking and whirring]

1110
01:09:07,217 --> 01:09:10,553
I trust this time Floop
will have a success to show us.

1111
01:09:10,595 --> 01:09:14,182
The Fabulous Floop is away
on other business, sir.

1112
01:09:14,224 --> 01:09:16,017
Your army is complete.

1113
01:09:16,059 --> 01:09:19,062
The ultimate destructive force
is now within your grasp.

1114
01:09:19,104 --> 01:09:22,190
I'll believe that when I see it.

1115
01:09:26,236 --> 01:09:28,947
Welcome back, Ms. Gradenko.

1116
01:09:30,740 --> 01:09:33,535
It's good to be back, Alex.

1117
01:09:33,576 --> 01:09:35,495
Let's never have children.

1118
01:09:35,537 --> 01:09:39,332
- So Minion is the evil one.
- Yes.

1119
01:09:39,374 --> 01:09:41,334
FLOOP: But I will be blamed.

1120
01:09:41,376 --> 01:09:43,378
You have every reason
to be disappointed in me.

1121
01:09:43,420 --> 01:09:46,381
So what would you do if you
could shut this thing off...

1122
01:09:46,423 --> 01:09:47,882
and get out of here?

1123
01:09:47,924 --> 01:09:50,677
It's impossible. It can only be
turned off from the outside.

1124
01:09:52,178 --> 01:09:53,346
Just suppose.

1125
01:09:53,388 --> 01:09:55,890
I'd stop Minion.

1126
01:09:55,974 --> 01:09:58,268
FLOOP: I'd stop
the robot army and hope...

1127
01:09:58,309 --> 01:09:59,978
that the world would forgive me.

1128
01:10:00,061 --> 01:10:01,354
[Gagging]

1129
01:10:02,772 --> 01:10:04,232
You're my hero, Floop...

1130
01:10:04,274 --> 01:10:07,986
so I'm gonna help you,
then you're gonna help me.

1131
01:10:08,027 --> 01:10:11,114
- Minion must be stopped.
- Just one thing.

1132
01:10:12,449 --> 01:10:15,160
My show--what does it need?

1133
01:10:15,201 --> 01:10:17,620
I know it needs
something desperately...

1134
01:10:17,662 --> 01:10:19,831
but I can't figure it out.

1135
01:10:19,873 --> 01:10:21,624
Maybe you can?

1136
01:10:21,666 --> 01:10:24,210
It needs children.

1137
01:10:26,004 --> 01:10:27,422
Hold still.

1138
01:10:37,182 --> 01:10:40,518
Now let's stop Minion.

1139
01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:44,147
Must be stopped.
Must be stopped !

1140
01:10:47,650 --> 01:10:50,069
This one's for my sister!

1141
01:10:51,946 --> 01:10:54,574
Oh, Juni.

1142
01:10:54,616 --> 01:10:56,201
Hola.

1143
01:11:00,580 --> 01:11:02,207
Carmen? Juni?

1144
01:11:02,290 --> 01:11:05,376
- Mom !
- Mom ! Aah !

1145
01:11:05,460 --> 01:11:07,003
That's my Fooglie!

1146
01:11:08,254 --> 01:11:10,757
The one I drew.

1147
01:11:13,551 --> 01:11:16,471
It's dad.

1148
01:11:16,513 --> 01:11:18,014
You're here!

1149
01:11:18,056 --> 01:11:22,227
- What's he doing here?
- He's OK. He's OK.

1150
01:11:23,353 --> 01:11:24,521
INGRID: How did you get here?

1151
01:11:27,482 --> 01:11:31,778
Mom, I've been skipping school,
going places...

1152
01:11:31,820 --> 01:11:33,238
taking ferry rides...

1153
01:11:33,279 --> 01:11:35,406
in the city...

1154
01:11:40,578 --> 01:11:43,039
INGRID:
It's OK. It's OK. I know.

1155
01:11:43,123 --> 01:11:44,582
We'll talk about it
when we get home.

1156
01:11:44,624 --> 01:11:47,001
- Running off to Belize.
- What? You went where?

1157
01:11:47,043 --> 01:11:49,379
You're right. Let's just talk
about this when we get home.

1158
01:11:49,421 --> 01:11:50,880
No, no, no, no.

1159
01:11:50,922 --> 01:11:53,550
You can tell me
everything now, OK?

1160
01:11:53,591 --> 01:11:55,885
Is that where you want to be,
free from your family?

1161
01:11:55,927 --> 01:11:57,470
Hey!

1162
01:11:58,847 --> 01:12:02,183
I used to. Not anymore.

1163
01:12:04,436 --> 01:12:08,148
You turned my dad
into a Fooglie?

1164
01:12:08,189 --> 01:12:09,315
No, I didn't.

1165
01:12:10,442 --> 01:12:13,319
But I might be able
to change him back.

1166
01:12:22,954 --> 01:12:25,915
[Squeaking]

1167
01:12:30,420 --> 01:12:32,547
MINION: Gentlemen...

1168
01:12:32,589 --> 01:12:35,633
your army marches to meet us
as we speak.

1169
01:12:35,675 --> 01:12:37,427
MINION: Your faith
and your patience...

1170
01:12:37,469 --> 01:12:39,137
have meant more than you know.

1171
01:12:39,179 --> 01:12:42,182
I speak for Mr. Floop
when I say that the value...

1172
01:12:42,265 --> 01:12:44,893
we place on partnership is--

1173
01:12:44,976 --> 01:12:46,895
FLOOP: Minion! This is Floop.

1174
01:12:46,978 --> 01:12:48,855
Please report
to the robotics lab at once.

1175
01:12:48,897 --> 01:12:51,316
We have huge, major, big-time
problems with the robots.

1176
01:12:51,357 --> 01:12:54,027
LISP: I thought you said
Floop wasn't here.

1177
01:12:54,068 --> 01:12:55,570
He's not.

1178
01:12:55,612 --> 01:12:59,240
FLOOP: A problem, Mr. Minion,
as in mucho grande problemo.

1179
01:12:59,282 --> 01:13:00,784
I'm gonna...

1180
01:13:00,825 --> 01:13:02,660
just be a moment.

1181
01:13:06,456 --> 01:13:08,875
FLOOP: Minion!

1182
01:13:08,917 --> 01:13:10,710
Floop?

1183
01:13:10,752 --> 01:13:12,879
Where are you?

1184
01:13:12,921 --> 01:13:14,881
FLOOP: Behind you.

1185
01:13:17,175 --> 01:13:18,676
What do you think you're doing?

1186
01:13:18,676 --> 01:13:20,220
You're supposed to be in line
with the others.

1187
01:13:20,303 --> 01:13:22,639
[Using Minion's voice] You're
supposed to be with the others.

1188
01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:25,391
- Stop that.
- Stop that!

1189
01:13:25,433 --> 01:13:27,727
- Stop that this instant!
- Stop that this instant!

1190
01:13:27,769 --> 01:13:29,687
Stop that right now!

1191
01:13:29,729 --> 01:13:31,439
Or what?

1192
01:13:32,774 --> 01:13:34,275
No.

1193
01:13:38,113 --> 01:13:41,199
Clever boy you've got there,
Cortez. Very clever indeed.

1194
01:13:41,241 --> 01:13:44,327
Yes.
He gets that from his mother.

1195
01:13:44,369 --> 01:13:49,874
Can I offer some sort of truce
in exchange for your daughter?

1196
01:13:49,958 --> 01:13:51,417
Spoken for.

1197
01:13:51,501 --> 01:13:53,878
There you are. Didn't see you.
Didn't see her.

1198
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:55,255
Yaah !

1199
01:13:55,296 --> 01:13:58,591
I am going to show you
what happens...

1200
01:13:58,633 --> 01:14:00,552
when you cross the line
and involve family.

1201
01:14:00,593 --> 01:14:04,055
INGRID: Now let's get
nice and comfortable.

1202
01:14:05,682 --> 01:14:06,724
Yes.

1203
01:14:08,977 --> 01:14:10,520
Promising. Thank you.

1204
01:14:14,190 --> 01:14:17,569
- You couldn't possibly.
- No, but you can.

1205
01:14:18,987 --> 01:14:22,031
Don't let go, Ingrid.

1206
01:14:22,073 --> 01:14:24,242
Hey, you two, come on.

1207
01:14:28,413 --> 01:14:29,998
Fools.

1208
01:14:34,794 --> 01:14:37,464
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha !

1209
01:14:38,548 --> 01:14:39,883
Come on.

1210
01:14:39,924 --> 01:14:42,927
We have to keep the army
from leaving the castle.

1211
01:14:42,969 --> 01:14:45,180
Our only chance is to get
to the control room...

1212
01:14:45,221 --> 01:14:47,432
and hope that their missions
have not been programmed.

1213
01:14:47,474 --> 01:14:48,683
And what if they have?

1214
01:14:48,725 --> 01:14:51,394
Then there's no one on earth
who can stop them.

1215
01:14:52,437 --> 01:14:55,398
- One at a time.
- Go. Go.

1216
01:15:01,362 --> 01:15:03,782
Left, left, left, left!

1217
01:15:03,782 --> 01:15:06,659
That way.
Where's Mom and Dad?

1218
01:15:08,912 --> 01:15:10,455
Your doppelgangers have them.

1219
01:15:10,497 --> 01:15:12,165
Can you shut them down
from here?

1220
01:15:12,207 --> 01:15:13,541
It's too late.

1221
01:15:13,583 --> 01:15:15,835
The Third Brain
is linked not only to them...

1222
01:15:15,877 --> 01:15:17,087
but to all the robot children.

1223
01:15:17,128 --> 01:15:20,131
- Can't you remove it?
- We can't take 500 brains out!

1224
01:15:20,173 --> 01:15:23,968
- So don't. Just reprogram it.
- That would take weeks!

1225
01:15:24,010 --> 01:15:26,429
- Just two words.
- A binary switch. Of course.

1226
01:15:26,471 --> 01:15:28,932
So they would define
right as wrong...

1227
01:15:28,973 --> 01:15:31,935
And wrong as right. Come on.

1228
01:15:31,976 --> 01:15:33,520
But it's not that simple.

1229
01:15:33,603 --> 01:15:35,230
Figure it out.
We'll be back for you.

1230
01:15:35,313 --> 01:15:37,774
Teach them to be good.

1231
01:15:40,819 --> 01:15:44,572
Have a seat, Mr. Lithp.
You'll be more comfortable.

1232
01:15:44,614 --> 01:15:46,116
It's Lisp.

1233
01:15:47,867 --> 01:15:52,413
My army, Ms. Gradenko,
is the only comfort I need.

1234
01:15:52,455 --> 01:15:54,374
They're on their way now, sir.

1235
01:15:55,959 --> 01:15:58,086
Minion?

1236
01:15:58,128 --> 01:16:00,713
What happened to your head?

1237
01:16:00,755 --> 01:16:04,050
Oh, don't worry.
I think it's reversible.

1238
01:16:06,886 --> 01:16:09,347
Mom ! Dad !

1239
01:16:15,311 --> 01:16:17,355
Careful.

1240
01:16:17,397 --> 01:16:20,692
They're stronger
and smarter now.

1241
01:16:20,733 --> 01:16:22,402
So are we.

1242
01:16:27,907 --> 01:16:29,617
Yaah !

1243
01:16:31,995 --> 01:16:32,996
See?

1244
01:16:37,542 --> 01:16:41,296
Oh, shi...take mushrooms.

1245
01:16:54,601 --> 01:16:56,352
Whoa ! Ohh !

1246
01:17:00,398 --> 01:17:03,109
Ohh...ohh...ohh...

1247
01:17:03,151 --> 01:17:06,362
ohh...ohh...ohh...

1248
01:17:11,201 --> 01:17:12,619
Let's go.

1249
01:17:15,830 --> 01:17:19,667
GREGORIO: Lisp. Should have
known you were behind this.

1250
01:17:19,709 --> 01:17:21,419
I take it you are Minion.

1251
01:17:21,461 --> 01:17:22,796
[Giggles]

1252
01:17:22,837 --> 01:17:25,882
Ms. Gradenko...I think.

1253
01:17:25,924 --> 01:17:27,884
Oh, it's me, all right.

1254
01:17:27,926 --> 01:17:29,969
I owe my new look
to your children.

1255
01:17:30,011 --> 01:17:32,013
Remind me to raise
their allowance.

1256
01:17:32,055 --> 01:17:34,099
LISP: Minion, I think
now would be a good time...

1257
01:17:34,140 --> 01:17:39,229
to see a demonstration of your
wonderfully demonic children.

1258
01:17:39,270 --> 01:17:40,396
Certainly.

1259
01:17:49,531 --> 01:17:50,490
Argh !

1260
01:17:57,288 --> 01:17:59,582
Your parents
were so easy to capture...

1261
01:17:59,624 --> 01:18:01,251
and you're not any better.

1262
01:18:01,292 --> 01:18:04,045
Poor little Juni.

1263
01:18:04,087 --> 01:18:07,006
Defenseless and weak.

1264
01:18:13,054 --> 01:18:16,182
You're a worthless
little squirt.

1265
01:18:17,392 --> 01:18:21,438
Juni! Don't listen to her.
You're not worthless!

1266
01:18:21,521 --> 01:18:24,482
You figured out
how to get us here.

1267
01:18:24,566 --> 01:18:27,986
You helped Floop realize
he was good, not bad.

1268
01:18:28,027 --> 01:18:30,530
You talked to the Fooglies
and saved Mom and Dad.

1269
01:18:30,572 --> 01:18:34,451
You're strong, Juni!
You're strong!

1270
01:18:37,495 --> 01:18:40,039
You're not that strong, Juni!

1271
01:18:40,081 --> 01:18:41,749
Ow.

1272
01:18:41,791 --> 01:18:44,711
Puny...Juni.

1273
01:18:44,753 --> 01:18:47,130
It's all over.

1274
01:18:47,172 --> 01:18:49,132
[Giggling]

1275
01:19:02,937 --> 01:19:05,315
Instant cement!

1276
01:19:09,235 --> 01:19:12,113
That should hold them.

1277
01:19:12,155 --> 01:19:13,531
[Cement cracking]

1278
01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:17,202
- Let's go find Mom and Dad.
- Good idea.

1279
01:19:18,620 --> 01:19:20,955
MINION: All robots
report to the grand room...

1280
01:19:20,997 --> 01:19:25,502
for a final demonstration
of your destructive powers.

1281
01:19:27,712 --> 01:19:29,881
- Mom, Dad !
- Juni!

1282
01:19:29,923 --> 01:19:30,882
INGRID:
Carmen, Juni, close your eyes.

1283
01:19:30,924 --> 01:19:32,425
We don't want you
to see this, OK?

1284
01:19:32,509 --> 01:19:35,011
[Punching, socking]

1285
01:19:36,554 --> 01:19:37,847
Whoa !

1286
01:19:47,065 --> 01:19:48,942
INGRID: Any ideas?

1287
01:19:48,983 --> 01:19:50,527
I'm thinking. I'm thinking.

1288
01:19:50,568 --> 01:19:53,905
Wonderful. Wonderful.

1289
01:19:53,947 --> 01:19:57,909
- Carmen?
- No. Juni?

1290
01:19:57,992 --> 01:20:00,203
GREGORIO: I've thought it out.
Yes. I've thought it out.

1291
01:20:00,286 --> 01:20:02,664
I think I got it.

1292
01:20:02,705 --> 01:20:04,249
INGRID: Tell us.

1293
01:20:04,332 --> 01:20:06,292
Family, here's what we do.

1294
01:20:06,334 --> 01:20:08,211
I'll take the hundred
on the right.

1295
01:20:08,253 --> 01:20:10,213
Ingrid, you take the hundred
on the left.

1296
01:20:10,255 --> 01:20:12,424
Carmen, hundred center-left.

1297
01:20:12,465 --> 01:20:14,759
Juni, center-right.

1298
01:20:14,801 --> 01:20:17,137
It'll work. It'll work.

1299
01:20:17,178 --> 01:20:18,805
JUNI: That's 500 total, Dad.

1300
01:20:18,847 --> 01:20:21,182
We need one more person.

1301
01:20:28,356 --> 01:20:32,110
- Isador.
- Hello, little brother.

1302
01:20:34,779 --> 01:20:36,197
Children !

1303
01:20:40,118 --> 01:20:42,036
Tear them limb from limb.

1304
01:20:44,038 --> 01:20:46,040
Good. How? How?

1305
01:20:46,082 --> 01:20:48,710
I'll have to teach them.
Shaped by environment, man...

1306
01:20:48,752 --> 01:20:52,380
[Gasps] Of course!

1307
01:20:54,340 --> 01:20:59,554
- Aah !
- Haaah !

1308
01:21:02,515 --> 01:21:05,226
LISP: Aah !

1309
01:21:07,645 --> 01:21:10,690
LISP: Minion !
Tell them to put me down !

1310
01:21:10,774 --> 01:21:13,485
MINION: Their mind
is a mirror now, sir.

1311
01:21:13,526 --> 01:21:18,406
Anything we tell them goes
in one ear and out the other!

1312
01:21:21,451 --> 01:21:23,661
Why did you come back?

1313
01:21:26,039 --> 01:21:28,333
For the same reason I left.

1314
01:21:29,542 --> 01:21:32,212
You know what?

1315
01:21:32,253 --> 01:21:34,672
I don't remember that reason.

1316
01:21:36,174 --> 01:21:38,009
Neither do I.

1317
01:21:38,093 --> 01:21:39,219
[Sniffling]

1318
01:21:39,302 --> 01:21:41,262
It's OK, it's OK.

1319
01:21:41,304 --> 01:21:43,306
It's OK. Let it go. Let it go.

1320
01:21:43,348 --> 01:21:44,849
He's fine. He's gonna be fine.

1321
01:21:44,933 --> 01:21:47,811
He's emotional. Latinos.

1322
01:21:47,852 --> 01:21:49,938
OK. That's it.

1323
01:21:49,979 --> 01:21:51,940
That's it. That's it.

1324
01:21:54,359 --> 01:21:56,820
So, what did you teach them?

1325
01:21:56,861 --> 01:21:59,739
It's not what
I can teach the children...

1326
01:21:59,781 --> 01:22:02,617
but what you taught me.

1327
01:22:02,659 --> 01:22:04,869
You won today, Juni,
and not because...

1328
01:22:04,911 --> 01:22:06,871
you were the biggest
or the strongest...

1329
01:22:06,913 --> 01:22:11,084
but because you were
pure of heart and of mind.

1330
01:22:12,627 --> 01:22:15,046
And now the robots
have learned that as well.

1331
01:22:15,130 --> 01:22:17,382
Thank you.

1332
01:22:17,424 --> 01:22:21,177
We went on the old-fashioned
adventure I always wanted.

1333
01:22:21,219 --> 01:22:23,680
And we didn't do
one thing right.

1334
01:22:23,721 --> 01:22:25,682
Nope.

1335
01:22:25,723 --> 01:22:29,227
We did two things right.

1336
01:22:29,269 --> 01:22:31,729
There is something
that we have to tell you.

1337
01:22:31,771 --> 01:22:33,898
INGRID: Your father and I...

1338
01:22:33,940 --> 01:22:35,859
we're secret agents.

1339
01:22:35,900 --> 01:22:38,027
We have something to tell you.

1340
01:22:39,821 --> 01:22:41,990
We're secret agents, too.

1341
01:22:56,296 --> 01:22:58,256
NEWSCASTER: Eight more
incidents witnessed today...

1342
01:22:58,298 --> 01:23:00,258
all in different countries...

1343
01:23:00,300 --> 01:23:02,135
of yet another group
of children...

1344
01:23:02,177 --> 01:23:04,262
who've done
some incredible good deeds.

1345
01:23:04,304 --> 01:23:06,389
It seems that a day
doesn't go by...

1346
01:23:06,431 --> 01:23:08,099
that another amazing child...

1347
01:23:08,141 --> 01:23:10,351
performs some outstanding
act of charity...

1348
01:23:10,393 --> 01:23:12,061
or community service.

1349
01:23:12,103 --> 01:23:13,730
Who are these children...

1350
01:23:13,772 --> 01:23:16,399
and why are they so good
at being good?

1351
01:23:20,695 --> 01:23:22,655
I gotta have
the business section.

1352
01:23:22,697 --> 01:23:24,616
I thought
you closed down your shop.

1353
01:23:24,657 --> 01:23:26,743
Yeah, but I gotta keep tabs
on free enterprise.

1354
01:23:26,785 --> 01:23:29,329
CARMEN: Boys,
can we please stop fighting?

1355
01:23:33,374 --> 01:23:35,710
ANNOUNCER: Hey, kids,
it's time for...

1356
01:23:35,752 --> 01:23:38,171
Floop's Fooglies!

1357
01:23:40,298 --> 01:23:42,092
Good morning, my children.

1358
01:23:42,133 --> 01:23:44,094
Today,
I'd like to introduce you...

1359
01:23:44,135 --> 01:23:46,429
to two new characters
on our show...

1360
01:23:46,471 --> 01:23:48,932
Carmenita and Junito.

1361
01:23:50,475 --> 01:23:52,102
[Beeping tone]

1362
01:23:52,143 --> 01:23:54,437
Ah, Cortezes.

1363
01:23:54,479 --> 01:23:56,940
An emergency assignment
has come up in the Far East.

1364
01:23:56,981 --> 01:23:58,316
I need you on it right away.

1365
01:23:58,358 --> 01:23:59,776
Oh, sorry, Devlin.

1366
01:23:59,818 --> 01:24:02,237
We haven't talked about this
as a family yet, so...

1367
01:24:02,278 --> 01:24:04,572
GREGORIO: Whether we
come out of retirement...

1368
01:24:04,614 --> 01:24:07,867
or not is a decision
that is up to us...

1369
01:24:07,909 --> 01:24:10,411
and our kids.

1370
01:24:10,453 --> 01:24:13,373
Uh, Gregorio, Ingrid,
I wasn't talking to you.

1371
01:24:13,414 --> 01:24:15,125
Ey?

1372
01:24:15,166 --> 01:24:17,710
No, this assignment
is for Carmen and Juni.

1373
01:24:17,752 --> 01:24:19,045
They're the ones we need.

1374
01:24:19,087 --> 01:24:21,047
They're the two most amazing
field agents...

1375
01:24:21,089 --> 01:24:22,924
that this organization's
ever seen.

1376
01:24:23,007 --> 01:24:24,801
So what do you say, kids?

1377
01:24:24,884 --> 01:24:26,719
You up for it?

1378
01:24:26,761 --> 01:24:28,221
Devlin,
if you want the Cortezes...

1379
01:24:28,304 --> 01:24:30,557
you take all the Cortezes...

1380
01:24:30,598 --> 01:24:33,685
even Mom and Dad.

1381
01:24:33,726 --> 01:24:37,564
From now on, whatever we do,
we do together.

1382
01:24:39,941 --> 01:24:41,985
Spy work...that's easy.

1383
01:24:42,026 --> 01:24:44,529
Keeping a family together...

1384
01:24:44,529 --> 01:24:46,656
that's difficult.

1385
01:24:46,698 --> 01:24:50,243
And that's the mission
worth fighting for.

1386
01:27:10,216 --> 01:27:13,178
FONDA: Stay close,
I know that you're with me

1387
01:27:13,178 --> 01:27:16,181
Get down and stay out of sight

1388
01:27:16,181 --> 01:27:18,349
So quick, move like a flash

1389
01:27:18,391 --> 01:27:21,895
Then we're gone, you're safe

1390
01:27:21,936 --> 01:27:24,731
Spy Kids

1391
01:27:24,773 --> 01:27:27,817
Are gonna save the world

1392
01:27:27,901 --> 01:27:30,612
Fly high

1393
01:27:30,695 --> 01:27:33,782
It's time to save the world

1394
01:27:37,410 --> 01:27:40,038
Look out, always in danger

1395
01:27:40,079 --> 01:27:43,208
Move fast,
everything's all right

1396
01:27:43,249 --> 01:27:45,877
Wake up,
nothing is stranger than

1397
01:27:45,919 --> 01:27:48,922
What you'll find

1398
01:27:48,963 --> 01:27:51,633
Spy Kids

1399
01:27:51,674 --> 01:27:54,928
Are gonna save the world

1400
01:27:54,969 --> 01:27:57,597
Fly high

1401
01:27:57,639 --> 01:28:00,892
It's time to save the world

1402
01:28:00,975 --> 01:28:03,269
Little spies

1403
01:28:03,353 --> 01:28:06,314
Have a big surprise

1404
01:28:06,397 --> 01:28:09,025
And make no mistake

1405
01:28:09,067 --> 01:28:11,027
Because we're in charge

1406
01:28:11,069 --> 01:28:12,821
You'd better watch out

1407
01:28:31,381 --> 01:28:34,217
Look out, always in danger

1408
01:28:34,259 --> 01:28:37,345
Look out, always in danger

1409
01:28:37,429 --> 01:28:38,721
- Look out
- Spy Kids

1410
01:28:38,763 --> 01:28:40,056
Always in danger

1411
01:28:40,098 --> 01:28:42,725
Love it

1412
01:28:42,767 --> 01:28:45,562
Spy Kids

1413
01:28:45,603 --> 01:28:47,772
Are gonna save the world

1414
01:28:47,814 --> 01:28:49,274
Go, go, go, go

1415
01:29:03,413 --> 01:29:05,039
FLOOP:
It's a cruel, cruel world

1416
01:29:05,081 --> 01:29:06,749
All you little boys and girls

1417
01:29:06,791 --> 01:29:08,585
And some mean, nasty people

1418
01:29:08,626 --> 01:29:10,628
Want to have you
for their supper

1419
01:29:10,712 --> 01:29:14,132
But if you follow me,
you can all be free

1420
01:29:14,174 --> 01:29:16,342
Free, you can all be free

1421
01:29:16,384 --> 01:29:18,678
As a bird on a big TV

1422
01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:21,765
If you dream, if you dream,
if you dream

1423
01:29:21,806 --> 01:29:23,683
My dream

1424
01:29:23,725 --> 01:29:25,435
It's a cold, cruel world
for the nasty boys and girls

1425
01:29:25,477 --> 01:29:27,145
And the selfish,
mean, nasty people

1426
01:29:27,187 --> 01:29:28,813
Nasty, nasty, nasty, nasty

1427
01:29:28,855 --> 01:29:31,775
But there's a way
you can make your day

1428
01:29:31,816 --> 01:29:33,485
You can laugh, you can smile

1429
01:29:33,526 --> 01:29:35,028
You can come and stay a while

1430
01:29:35,069 --> 01:29:36,488
You can dream my dream

1431
01:29:36,529 --> 01:29:38,156
You can have it all with me

1432
01:29:38,198 --> 01:29:41,326
You can dream my dream,
you can dream my dream

1433
01:29:41,409 --> 01:29:42,869
You can dream

1434
01:29:42,911 --> 01:29:44,370
My Dream