toastman

let me tell you how it will be
one nick for you nineteen for me
cos im the toast man, yeah im the toastmannnn

dont ask me what my posts are for
if you dont want me posting more
cos im the toastman yeah im the toastmannnn

if you ask me straight i'll post some shit
if you cry probate ill post some shit
if you ask me nice ill post some shit
if you ask me twice ill post some shit

toastmannnn!

(solo time!)

cos im the toastman
yeah im the toastmannnnn

don't ask me what i shitpost for (parp parp mr roberts)
if you don't want me posting more (parp parp ben the creep)
cos im the postman yeah im the toastmannn

now im a man of many bums
i'm good till Sandi's payment comes
cos im the toastman
yeah im the toastmannnn

and im working for noone but cig