[18:24] <Taco_Hell> !
[18:25] <Luxury_KM> You've been spotted?
[18:26] <Taco_Hell> Otacon, I need information about the new METAL GEAR
[18:27] <Luxury_KM> Um, Snake. It looks like it's pretty big. And has guns. and can probably blow you away in mere seconds.
[18:28] <Taco_Hell> Damn it Otacon! I don't have time for your anime fantasies. I need more information about META GEEEEAR.
[18:28] <Luxury_KM> I already told you snake. You need to look on the backside of the case to get the codes to shut down Metal Gear.
[18:29] <Luxury_KM> Why does every I love die?
[18:29] <Luxury_KM> ;_;
[18:30] <Luxury_KM> *one
[18:30] <Taco_Hell> Otacon, love is only felt in the field of battle! That is why all I can do is be a solider, all to fight against Liquid and METAL GEEEEEAR!
[18:31] <Luxury_KM> Okay Snake, here's what you do. ... Snake... Snake? Get out of the damn box.
[18:32] <Taco_Hell> No, this is my fortress, my fortress of solitude. This will protect me from Metal Gear!
[18:33] <Luxury_KM> Okay Snake. Have it your way. The Metal Gear in front of you is the new SSX-CRAB023 model. Watch out for it's claws, they can rip apart a tank.
[18:33] <Taco_Hell> Otacon, are you saying it's time for CRAB BATTLE?!
[18:33] <Luxury_KM> It's time for you to battle a crab, in battle crabbing crab battle.
[18:34] <Luxury_KM> Make sure not to break your knife.
[18:35] <Taco_Hell> Otacon! He broke through my fortress! ....MY EYE! Crab battle!
[18:36] <FM> Hah! How do you like my new Metal Gear, brrrrrrrother?
[18:36] <Luxury_KM> Quick Snake. Use your knife to defend yourself!
[18:36] <FM> Brrrrrrrrrother!
[18:36] <Luxury_KM> Snake! It's Liquid! Don't let him escape!
[18:36] <FM> I've come back to life...through THIS ARM!
[18:36] <Luxury_KM> He's caused everything I've loved to die.
[18:36] <Luxury_KM> QQ
[18:37] <Taco_Hell> Liquid! How did you get my codex frequency?! ...Ugh, the knife doesn't do anything to it. CRAB BATTLE!
[18:38] <Luxury_KM> Snake, you need to find a way onto the Metal Gear to take out Liquid. If you don't reach Liquid himself, you're done for.
[18:38] <Luxury_KM> And then I will truly be alone.
[18:38] <Luxury_KM> QQ
[18:38] <FM> Recessive genes!
[18:38] <Luxury_KM> Snake, you can do this. I believe in you!
[18:39] <Taco_Hell> I can't! I'm not Big Boss! My life is only lived through battle life, battle! Like a CRAB BATTLE!
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[18:40] <Luxury_KM> Okay Snake. Let me see if I can hax0r it's main frontal cortex system anaylsis engine and buy you some time to get to Liquid.
[18:40] * Luxury_KM starts haxing.
[18:41] <Luxury_KM> Just stay alive Snake!
[18:41] <Taco_Hell> Metal Gear! Meryl! Genes! Dominant Genes! LIQUIIIIID!
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[18:42] <Luxury_KM> Snake!
[18:42] <Luxury_KM> This is very tough to hax. Apparently it's using some helokity signing encryption.
[18:44] <Taco_Hell> Damn it Otacon! He got my age! I'm getting old!
[18:44] <Luxury_KM> Hang on Snake. Almost... almost *huff huff* ... there... UGGGGGGG!
[18:44] <Luxury_KM> Okay, the Metal Gear is down.
[18:44] <Taco_Hell> METAL GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR
[18:44] <Luxury_KM> Go get him Stake!
[18:45] <Taco_Hell> JUICYYYYYYYYY
[18:45] * Luxury_KM chats with a girl which he'll probably fall in love with but will die before the end of the game.
[18:46] * FM fistfights on top of the Metal Gear with Snake and doesn't die for no reason.
[18:47] * Taco_Hell is now known as Taco_Gear
[18:47] <Taco_Gear> You will never be Big Boss Liquid!
[18:47] * Luxury_KM is now known as OtaKM
[18:48] <OtaKM> Snake! Punch his arm to weaken his metal conenction with Ocelot!
[18:48] <OtaKM> Did I say metal?
[18:48] <Taco_Gear> Of course! The arm itself must be...A METAL GEAR!
[18:49] <OtaKM> Metal made of GEARS!
[18:49] <Taco_Gear> This must be the final Metal Gear! This is done and war is forever done! METAL GEAR!
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[18:51] <OtaKM> Actually Snake... I was just hax0ring through the mainframe of the securities of the most secure systems of the Super Security Nation and the ship you are on is actually... A GIANT METAL GEAR!
[18:51] <OtaKM> And that's not all Snake.
[18:52] <OtaKM> You're both heading towards an island.... that's actually an even bigger METAL GEAR!
[18:52] <Taco_Gear> My god, they're building an army! An army of METAL GEARS!
[18:52] <OtaKM> Ray was just the beginning.
[18:52] <Taco_Gear> Of course! Nuclear weapons! The Philosopher's Legacy! BIG BOSS!
[18:52] <OtaKM> They'll kill everyone I'll ever attempted to love!
[18:53] <OtaKM> China, Eva, Sunny!
[18:53] ->> You are now known as MistressCampbell
[18:53] <MistressCampbell> Snake, you must fulfill your mission and destroy Metal Gear.
[18:54] <Taco_Gear> ....Sunny too?! Damn it Otacon! ....Colonel...how can I destroy them all Colonel?!
[18:54] <OtaKM> Don't listen to it Snake. It's actually a compu.t.t.t.eeee...#$$8348..
[18:54] <Taco_Gear> ...! Otacon! OTACON! OTACOOOOOON!
[18:54] <MistressCampbell> Snake, I've known your for as long as I've been in the service. Please. Destroy Metal Gear, for me.
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[18:55] <Taco_Gear> I can't Colonel! It's an army of Metal Gears! And the arm is a Metal Gear!
[18:55] <MistressCampbell> Snake! if you don't destroy Metal Gear, war will be inevitable!
[18:55] <MistressCampbell> We're all counting on you!
[18:56] * OtaKM is now known as Keryl
[18:56] <Keryl> Come on Snake. You're the big bad super hawt legendary Super Snake. You can blow them all the way.
[18:57] <MistressCampbell> Meryl! Get out of there, if you get hurt, Snake won't be able to complete his mission!
[18:57] <Taco_Gear> For Meryl! For Otacon! For Big Boss! METAL GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR!
[18:57] <Keryl> Please don't get distracted by my ass as I run for cover.
[18:57] * Keryl is now known as PsychoKM
[18:57] <PsychoKM> I'm a boss!
[18:58] ->> You are now known as Explosion
[18:58] * PsychoKM is now known as OtakKM
[18:58] * Explosion explodes in dramatic conclusion.
[18:58] ->> You are now known as MistressKojima
[18:58] <MistressKojima> Goddamn, I need an editor.
[18:58] <OtakKM> That explosion shortted out the helokityomgwtfbbq encryption! I can now direct you in semi-useful ways about how you may be able to beat the boss.
[18:59] ->> You are now known as MistressPlot
[18:59] <MistressPlot> Snake...
[18:59] <MistressPlot> Do not destroy the metal Gears, Snake.
[18:59] <MistressPlot> They are the way to the future, even if you can't see it.
[19:00] <Taco_Gear> ! The mysterious person who'll be revealed in the later games is right!
[19:00] <Taco_Gear> I can only find my self in battle, and without metal gears, there won't be battles.
[19:00] <MistressPlot> If you destroy the Metal Gears, the world as you know it will collapse.
[19:00] <MistressPlot> Leave, Snake.
[19:01] <OtakKM> Snake. Imagine, a world with no guns, no killing, no war, none of the people I love dying on me.
[19:01] <Taco_Gear> So the only way I can survive is to let it go...only to change my mind later and destroy the metal gears later. METAL GEAR!
[19:01] <OtakKM> Snake, you HAVE to do this!
[19:01] <Taco_Gear> But Otacon...Raiden!
[19:02] <OtakKM> Oh man! I forgot about him! (So did most of the audience.)
[19:02] <MistressPlot> Otacon speaks shortsightedly. The destruction of Metal Gear now will only serve to have new Metal Gears be made, more destructive than the last.
[19:02] <OtakKM> He can't help you much now, he has no arms!
[19:02] <FM> Is this a Zone of the Enders crossover setup, Arle
[19:02] <FM> ?
[19:02] * OtakKM is now known as Kaiden
[19:02] <MistressPlot> If you leave the Metal Gears as they are, no one will seek to improve them, thinking erronously that they're perfect.
[19:02] <MistressPlot> (Nope, never played it.)
[19:03] <Kaiden> I hate my Ex-Faincee for ruining my life so I became this monsterious robo thing.
[19:03] <Kaiden> Fuck you Campbell you dirty old bastard!
[19:03] ->> You are now known as MistressCampbell
[19:03] * Kaiden is now known as OtaKM
[19:03] <MistressCampbell> Well, you know.
[19:04] <Taco_Gear> Colonel! Is it true?! Does destroying Metal Gear mean the end of the world as we know it?
[19:04] <OtaKM> Jokes on him because Campbell is a compula.
[19:04] <Taco_Gear> Will you feel fine Colonel?! WOULD YOU?!
[19:04] <MistressCampbell> ...Snake, I can't answer that.
[19:04] <MistressCampbell> I'm not allowed to.
[19:05] <OtaKM> Snake. I think the compu... err the Colonol is hiding something.
[19:05] <OtaKM> I wouldn't trust him.
[19:05] <Taco_Gear> Damn it Colonel! I have enough of your secrets! I'm going to grab Otacon and make my own force to take down JUST Metal Gears!
[19:05] <Taco_Gear> And somehow get funded by...someone..
[19:05] <MistressCampbell> Snake! You can't do that! You'll create a Time Paradox!
[19:06] <Taco_Gear> This isn's the prequels Colonel! There are no Time Paradoxes!
[19:06] <OtaKM> Snake, we've been over this. I Just hax0r funds from various over seas bank accounts...
[19:06] <MistressCampbell> Is it, Snake?
[19:06] <MistressCampbell> Is that really true?
[19:06] <Taco_Gear> Yeah! Otacon will steal the money from when he made his dad commit suicide!
[19:06] <MistressCampbell> Are you truely sure about that?
[19:06] <OtaKM> What?  A Time Paradox?!
[19:06] <Taco_Gear> ..What are you saying Colonel?
[19:06] <Taco_Gear> Are you saying it's time..FOR A PLOT TWIST?!
[19:07] ->> You are now known as MistressPolicenaut
[19:07] <OtaKM> Snake no! No more plot twists! Every time that happens someone I love dies!
[19:07] <OtaKM> I( can't fall in love again... today.
[19:07] <MistressPolicenaut> We need to colonize space.
[19:07] * OtaKM is now known as KM-Snatcher
[19:07] <KM-Snatcher> I have a name that makes every man giggle.
[19:08] * Taco_Gear is now known as Taco_Enders
[19:08] <MistressPolicenaut> If the world becomes happy with it's metals gears, the people will leave for space an abandon this dying planet.
[19:08] <MistressPolicenaut> to*
[19:08] <Taco_Enders> And when people colonize space, they'll find a rare sort of ore
[19:08] <Taco_Enders> And create SUPER FAST Metal Gears!
[19:08] * KM-Snatcher is now known as KMonami
[19:08] <KMonami> Let's make a whole bunch of sequels!
[19:09] <FM> To Zone of the Enders? :D
[19:09] <KMonami> No.
[19:09] <KMonami> Just Metal Gear.
[19:09] <FM> :(
[19:09] <KMonami> Fuck ZoE. You're lucky you got a sequel!
[19:09] * KMonami makes another Castlemania.
[19:09] <FM> But...unresolved plotline...!
[19:09] <KMonami> What? Can't hear you fandom.
[19:10] <KMonami> I herd u liek YUGIOH?@!
[19:10] ->> You are now known as Mistress4Kids
[19:10] <Mistress4Kids> It's time to censor!
[19:11] <FM> This went to a weird place.
[19:11] <KMonami> Shit, kids aren't buying our crap anymore, we need to release more cards!
[19:11] <KMonami> Because the power is IN the cards.
[19:11] <Mistress4Kids> ATTENTION DUELISTS! MY HAIR DEMANDS MORE SALES!
[19:11] <KMonami> And by power, we mean money.
[19:12] ->> You are now known as MistressAdvanceWars
[19:12] <Taco_Enders> Yes, yes it did
[19:12] <MistressAdvanceWars> Perhaps the Power of Money?
[19:12] <KMonami> The power of money rules over all.
[19:12] <MistressAdvanceWars> Deploy budget soldiers!
[19:12] <Taco_Enders> Oh wait! I have some anime and a crappy SRW game left in me!
[19:13] <MistressAdvanceWars> They're outsourced, poorly trained and completely crappy, but there's a LOT of them, damn it!
[19:13] <Taco_Enders> Comon Konami, you know you want to make a sequel of me
[19:13] <KMonami> No.
[19:13] <KMonami> No money in it.
[19:13] * Taco_Enders is now known as Taco_Gear
[19:13] <Taco_Gear> Fine then, I'll just go deeper and deeper into prequels
[19:13] <KMonami> Just like every large Japanese developer we are going into bankruptcy.
[19:13] * MistressAdvanceWars deploys Neo Tanks to fight Metal Gear.
[19:14] <KMonami> So no sequel.
[19:14] <Taco_Gear> Making the plot points more confusing! More insane! That way, you have to make ZoE3!
[19:14] * Taco_Gear goes insane
[19:14] <Taco_Gear> PEACE WALKER!
[19:14] <Taco_Gear> CHE!
[19:14] <Taco_Gear> PAZ!
[19:14] <KMonami> May you walk in Peace.
[19:14] ->> You are now known as MistressTrauma
[19:14] <Taco_Gear> MONTER HUNTER!
[19:14] <MistressTrauma> Doctor, the patient is suffering from delusions brought about by extreme stress!
[19:15] * Taco_Gear is now known as Taco_Doc
[19:15] * KMonami is now known as KMCenter
[19:15] <Taco_Doc> Clearly, it must be a case of...ZOMBIE CANCER!
[19:15] <KMCenter> Hold him still and let me cut him open with my stylus!
[19:15] <Taco_Doc> Nurse, we have to get our lazer guns and save the patient!
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[19:15] * KMCenter cuts him open with a dull object.
[19:15] <KMCenter> What's this?! It looks like bugs crawling inside of him making webs and exploding!
[19:15] <MistressTrauma> But Doctor, look! There's a parasite forming an obtuse logic puzzle inside the patient's body!
[19:16] <KMCenter> Man, it's too fast, I can't get it!
[19:16] <KMCenter> I must use... the Secret Star of Doctors!
[19:16] * KMCenter draws stuff. Time slows to a crawl.
[19:16] <KMCenter> Super Scientific!
[19:16] ->> You are now known as MistressStarFormation
[19:16] * KMCenter pokes the wrong area.
[19:17] <KMCenter> Shit. He's losing a lot of blood!
[19:17] <MistressStarFormation> HOKUTO SHINKEN OUGI, HYAKU RETSUKEN!
[19:17] * KMCenter poeks him with super healing juice.
[19:17] ->> You are now known as MistressPatient
[19:17] * MistressPatient explodes
[19:17] <KMCenter> Shit.
[19:17] <KMCenter> Can I get a do over?
[19:17] ->> You are now known as MistressGameOver
[19:17] <MistressGameOver> No.
[19:18] <KMCenter> Are you sure?
[19:18] <MistressGameOver> I'm sure.
[19:18] <KMCenter> Shit...
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[19:18] * KMCenter walks off into the sunset, to kill more patients.
[19:18] <KMCenter> I didn't even get a hot nurse...