Fluttercorn

>Day Alicorn Fluttershy in Equestria. Be Flu...Princess Fluttershy, and looking over your new castle in the White Tail Woods.
>Everything about it was 100% organic. Wooden walls, earth friendly toilets, and animal guards armed with twigs, and rocks.
>In lieu of a dress, you simply walked around like you usually do. When a pair of royal guard bears notice you, they bow elegantly.
>Nodding at them, an eagle swoops down and drops a hardhat onto your head.
>Entering a construction zone, hammers pound in, while other animals saw trees.
>A group of foxes in hardhats look over a floor plan while you go up to them, "How goes the progress for the oasis?" The fox chirps, and coos his response, "That's wonderful, keep up the good work."
"What the hell is this shit!?"
>Fluttershy looks back as the doors slam open, enter you, Anonymous.
"Have you SEEN what these jokers are building?!"
>"What is it dear?"
"The god damn toilets are glorified outhouses, a bear took a shit in one, and left giant bear turds in it! It smells awful!"
>"Oh Anon, those are organic toilets. That's how its supposed to be. For the better of the planet."
"Fuck the planet. I came from an industrial world, and believe me, we'll be dead long before the planet fucks up. It'll be the other guy's problem."
>"Anon, I know its hard, but trust me, when you get used to the smell of bear droppings, it aint so bad. Now come over here, I want you to see the plans for this oasis. I'm making it just for you."
"Sweet, now we're talking."
>You rub your hands together, and go over to look at it. Fluttershy was a dirty hippy, no two ways about it. Still, she was the only hippy girl who respected your non-hippy lifestyle. So it kinda works out.
>With the day done, you and Fluttershy retire to the master bedroom.
>Crawling into her leaf sheets, they're cool to the touch as she slides in next to you, "Good night Anon~"
"Night honey."
>Resting in bed, the crickets chirp loudly as mosquitoes fly in through the open window.
>Tiny nats, and flies buzz around your face as mosquitoes try to suck your blood.
>You grimace annoyed, and look over at Fluttershy. sleeping peacefully. Aside from her occasionally flicking her ears to swat away the bugs, she is sleeping quietly.
>Little bugs crawl over the sheets, as a roach scurries right past your hand. Tossing it away, you get up in a hurry, and leave your pillow.
>Exiting the room, you walk down the hallway, and into a small broom closet.
>Closing it, you lay on the floor here, and rest. Yeah, it KINDA works out.