ON *:TEXT:slakarbot you fucking shutup*:#: {
  if ($chan == #2nkrew) {
    .notice $nick eeeh hold yuh damn ass i could tell you wat i want, I is a big man
  }
}

ON *:TEXT:you is no damn big man*:#: {
  if ($chan == #2nkrew) {
    .notice $nick wa you feeling like yuh big small man. Look go home
  }
}

ON *:TEXT:look man go bathe na*:#: {
  if ($chan == #2nkrew) {
    .notice $nick go brush yuh damn teeth
  }
}