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- [Applejack and AnonFilly]
- "CUNT! NIGGER! FUCK," you bellow with a giggle as you run up and down the hall.
- >An extra set of hooves can be heard darting on the hard wood floor as you laugh and swear up a storm.
- >"ANON! I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH," Applejack barks.
- "COCK! HORSE PUSSY!"
- >Your rampant swearing only fuels the apple pony and as you look back to her, you notice steam fuming out of her ears and nose in a torrent.
- >She's almost upon you but before she makes the grab for you, you leap up onto the stair railing and slide down.
- "BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH," you squeal.
- >At the bottom of the rail you fly into the air, only to be caught by Big Macintosh.
- "Shit."
- >"Enough," he commands with a stern look.
- >You let out a sigh and nod. The game isn't as fun once you've caught, it's the chase with Applejack as a raging bull that's the real thrill after all.
- >"I could have handled it," AJ tells Big Mac from atop the stairs.
- >He doesn't reply, instead he lets you onto the floor and stands like a wall as AJ walks down the stairs.
- >"Now, Anon, you're going to go to school and then come straight home because you have Applebloom's chores to do."
- "WHAT?! That's not fair."
- >"Then you need to stop all that cussing."
- "I won't swear ever again, I promise," you lie.
- >You'd cross your fingers behind your back if you still had those handy little appendages.
- >"Oh, no. I ain't falling for that. You couldn't tell a bigger lie even if you tried. Now go to school."
- >With your head hanging low, you head off to school.
- >"I wouldn't be surprised if that filly's cutie mark turns up being cussing," AJ mutters under her breath while Big Mac just nods.
- -----
- >You arrive at school and everyone is still crowding around the CMC who recently got their cutie marks.
- >All of the fillies and colts are huddled around them to "ooo" and "ahh" at them, except for Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
- >Then they notice you.
- >"So, looks like you're the last blank flank in the school. How does it feel?" DT jeers.
- >"Think you'll ever get your cutie mark? Who knows, maybe you'll be a blank flank forever. My dad told me one of his employees in Manehattan is still a blank flank despite being an old man," adds Silver Spoon.
- "Eh, it wouldn't be the worst thing to happen to me considering I've already lost the only thing I was talented at," you tell them as you gaze at your now flattened genitalia.
- >"I don't think I've ever heard of a pony whose such a loser. A blank flank and a grown man stuck as a filly."
- "Oh shit sister, it's on," you reply as you spear tackle the prissy little pink mare to the ground.
- -----
- >"What are you doing back?" Applejack stammers as you step inside.
- >You throw your saddlebag up onto the kitchen table and take a seat where you are.
- "I beat up Diamond Tiara because she made fun of my missing family jewels."
- >"Anon, uh, I--you..." Applejack seems to be on the verge of breaking.
- >You can hardly blame her, you're the only one not letting this transition from male to mare be easy.
- >"Just... Go to your room."
- "Okay."
- >"Actually no, you can come outside with me and help with the field."
- "Fine," you irritably groan.
- >Applejack manages to get five trees bucked and the apples loaded for each tree you do.
- >It's not like you're being lazy about it.
- >You've got no real strength and you're also half her size, making loading the apple basket onto the wagon the slowest part.
- >And AJ is adamant about not giving you a helping hand with anything.
- >It's clear she's still pissed off at you.
- >You give a long, drawn out sight of defeat before speaking up.
- "AJ, I'm sorry."
- >"That's the thing Anon, you're not," she replies while continuing to load the cart and avoiding looking in your direction.
- "Heh, almost. I'm not sorry for everything, like the thing with Diamond Tiara? Bitch had it coming."
- >"Anon!"
- "Being a constant pain in the ass? That I'm sorry for."
- >She gives you a look of disbelief.
- "At the time I'm not, but on... some reflection, I am. You've been nothing but kind and considerate to me, and I've shown my thanks by riling you up as well as causing you a different problem every day."
- >The mare pauses for a moment, gauging your sincerity for a moment so you try to look as apologetic as possible.
- >"Apology accepted."
- "Great! Now, can I stop going to school?"
- >"No."
- "Come on. The only thing I'm learning there is Equestrian history and that's an hour long lesson during an eight hour day. I could learn this shit--stuff by reading."
- >"And what would you do all day, hmm?"
- "I can help out at the farm! I'll pick apples, make cider or jam or something, just please don't send me back to school. I'm a grown ass man and I've served my time already," you beg.
- >"There's still work to be done."
- >AJ goes back to work and doesn't speak to you much for the rest of the day.
- >You help out with the work as best you can, trying to leave a good impression. And trying to behave. For once.
- -----
- >It's night and it's time to put plan c into action.
- >You push open the door to Applejack's room and it slowly creaks open, echoing through the room and hall.
- >"Who is it?" She tiredly croaks from under the covers.
- "Anon. I had a bad dream, can I stay with you for a moment?"
- >"I though you were a groan ass man."
- "Quit bullying me and shove over," you tell her as you slip under the covers to cuddle up to the mare.
- >She adjust a little and places a hoof over you before letting out an annoyed sigh.
- >"Comfy."
- "Yeah... T-Thanks."
- >Your face brushes against the fur on AJ's chest and it tickles your nose a little.
- >Instinctively you scrunch up your face and try to fight back the urge to sneeze.
- >Getting your snotty little germs in AJ's coat isn't really the mood you're aiming for her.
- >"Tell you what, if you quit acting like a brat all the time, then I'll think about it."
- "Really?"
- >"Mhm."
- >A wide grin spreads across your face and you cuddle AJ more closely and warmly. The mare just shakes her head at you but even in the dark, you can peer a tiny smile of her own.
- >You knew it.
- >She likes you, even if you are an insufferable cunt.
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