Girls Trip (2017)

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo... ♪

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<i>Every group of friends
has that one song</i>

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<i>that, no matter where you are</i>

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<i>or what you're doing, it
pulls you out of your seat.</i>

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<i>That was me and my
crew, the Flossy Posse.</i>

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♪ 1990, Chubb Rock jumps up
on the scene with a lean ♪

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♪ And a pocket full of green ♪

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<i>I know.</i>

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<i>Trust me, everything you had,</i>

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<i>we had it and did it better.</i>

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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ Treat me right ♪

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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ I'll treat you good ♪

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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ Treat me right ♪

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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ I'll treat you good ♪

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♪ Yo, yo... ♪

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<i>But those were my
girls, thinking we were</i>

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<i>the baddest chicks in the game.</i>

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<i>Definitely the baddest
chicks at FAMU.</i>

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- <i>Flossy Posse!</i>
- <i>Ah!</i> - <i>Hey!</i>

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<i>There was Sasha, a journalism major</i>

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<i>with intelligence to shine</i>

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<i>on the country's most
respected publications.</i>

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<i>Then she ended up doing a, um,
different kind of journalism.</i>

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<i>It may not be Pulitzer
Prize-winning,</i>

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<i>but she's making it happen.</i>

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She's gonna be fine. I don't
even know why... You know.

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We've gone through this before.
I already know, you know?

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- Here she comes.
- <i>There was Dina.</i>

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<i>She was a risk-taker.</i>

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It's chlamydia, y'all!

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That's shit you can cure! Hey!

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- <i>But that's our girl.</i>
- I knew it!

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<i>Of course, there's Lisa.</i>

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<i>Despite being the sexy party girl,</i>

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<i>she was a natural nurturer.</i>

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<i>She gave love, even
when it didn't love her.</i>

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- Aw, come here, baby. Aw.
- Aw, baby.

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<i>Me? I'm Ryan Pierce,</i>

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- <i>successful author...</i>
- I like your dress.

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You write best-selling
books. You cook on talk shows.

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You make appearances
all across the country.

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How do you have time for a life?

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As women, we're told that we have to choose

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between the personal and the professional,

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<i>but I control my own destiny.</i>

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<i>I am strong,</i>

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I am powerful, I am beautiful.

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<i>If I will it,</i>

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I can have it all.

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<i>Married my college sweetheart.</i>

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So, I'm a huge fan, Stewart.

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- Thank you.
- But I do have a question for you.

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How does a former All-Pro
tight end like yourself,

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how do you hook up with
the second coming of Oprah?

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Ryan's strength has always been

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making others their best selves.

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And I knew I needed that in my life.

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<i>I married my best friend.</i>

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Yeah, you got him, girl!

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<i>And the Flossy Posse
was there to witness.</i>

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<i>We were ride or die.</i>

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<i>But sometimes words go unsaid,</i>

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<i>disagreements go unresolved.</i>

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<i>You still talk on the phone,
keep up on social media, but...</i>

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<i>a year goes by where you
don't see each other,</i>

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<i>and that year turns to five,</i>

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<i>and before you know it,</i>

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<i>you're so busy trying
to get what you want,</i>

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<i>that one day you
look up and find out</i>

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<i>that the thing you love
the most, your crew,</i>

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<i>the people who make you feel at
home no matter where you are,</i>

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<i>they're gone.</i>

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- I know!
- Yeah, I heard you.

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Well, no, I've got to go. I got...

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Well, I have to ask the question

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to get the answer. Okay. Bye.

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Hey, sweetheart. Ryan.

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Ryan, hey. Earth to Ryan.

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Honey, listen, I know
that you are exhausted.

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I got you running all over this
planet doing this book, but...

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the Essence folks just called, and...

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and...

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they want you to be the
keynote speaker this year.

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Yeah. It's VIP, five-star
treatment all the way.

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You just sign some books,
sign some autographs,

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shake hands, you have heaps of praise...

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<i>And that's when you realize</i>

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<i>that the Flossy Posse
needs to ride again.</i>

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- Tell them I'd be honored.
- ♪ Here we go ♪

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♪ Well, I ain't got
nothing but a little soul ♪

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- ♪ A little tune to play... ♪
- You can purchase Ryan Pierce's

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latest <i>New York Times</i> Best Seller,

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<i>You Can Have It All</i>

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in New Orleans at Essence Fest.

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Well, speaking about
<i>You Can Have It All,</i>

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when are you two going to start a family?

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- Oh, my God.
- Because we know you would make

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- beautiful babies.
- Oh, wow.

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Trust me, it is on the agenda.

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No, I-I need you to bring
me something I can use,

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something good.

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Let-let me call you back.

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Bill, look, I know why you're upset,

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but I can't make people click on your ads.

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Well, you better do something.

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You guaranteed me eyeballs on your site,

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and I'm losing money, Sasha.

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Well, I'm going to
Essence Fest this weekend.

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Me and my girl, Ryan Pierce, will be up

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in all the hot VIP spots.

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Ryan Pierce. Any dirt on her?

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Absolutely not.

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Plus, I can't invent scandal.

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But I guarantee you, nine months from now,

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there's gonna be a lot
of babies named Essence.

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Cute, Sasha. Not helpful.

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Just-just give me a few
more days to increase views.

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Please.

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Post something your viewers want to see

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this weekend or we're done.

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Hold, please.

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Yeah, motherfucker! Eat a
bowl of dicks, motherfucker!

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You know you need me!

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I'm the bitch in these streets!

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You put me on FaceTime.

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Oh, my God.

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Shit.

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Oh, no, no, no, no!

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That's my car!

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Dina, it has come to my
attention that you had

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a bit of a conflict with a fellow employee.

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No, not really.

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I didn't know it was your lunch!

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- Did you not see the label?!
- No!

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- Stupid motherfucker!
- Dina...

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Don't you run from me!

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The point is, physically
assaulting a coworker

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because he accidentally stole your lunch

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- from the fri...
- Accidentally? Is that what he told you?

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He knew that was my Go-Gurt.

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That motherfucker is crazy for that shit.

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Be that as it may, this
is not the first time

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something like this has happened.

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I'm gonna need to terminate you.

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I'm letting you go.

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Word?

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Word.

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- Ah.
- Yeah.

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Good looking out, Ted.

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Thanks for letting me go, man.

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Appreciate that. Just nothing
but water under the bridge.

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I'm-a go and get back to work.

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No, no. There's no water and no bridge.

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You're fired.

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Why you making me feel like
I'm on <i>The Apprentice</i>

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or something?

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Look, I get it. You're upset.

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I shouldn't be throwing
things in a "place of work."

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Why are you making air quotes?

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This is a place of work.

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Lesson learned.

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Wow, you're so understanding. Oh, oh, oh.

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By the way, I'm going to Essence Fest

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this weekend with my girls.

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We about to turn up.

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So I'm-a need Friday off.

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Okay. Uh, you can have all days off, Dina,

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because you no longer work here.

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Do you understand what I'm saying?

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Totally. See you bright
and early Tuesday morning,

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- plus or minus a few hours,
- All right.

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- depending on traffic.
- We're not...

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Dina. Dina, we're not done yet.

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- Yes, we are.
- Dina!

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Okay, Ted!

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Snitches get stitches.

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Oh, shit.

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- Dina, you need to grow up!
- Mm-hmm.

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<i>Bath time, homework
time, snack time.</i>

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Seaweed chips, cucumber
rounds without the skin.

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Bedtime 8:00 p.m. sharp.

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Ma.

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I need you to focus.

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Would you calm down?

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I have raised kids before.

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And some of 'em turned out okay.

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You know what, forget
it. I'm just gonna stay.

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I'm gonna stay! Because I can't have

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these kids deviate from
their schedule in any way.

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It just messes everything up.

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- So forget it.
- What up, bitch?

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Oh, what's good, Miss Miller?

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Hello, Dina.

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Have you heard of a doorbell?

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Uh, have you heard of locking doors?

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There's crazy people out there.

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Mm.

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- You ready to get turnt?
- No, I'm not going,

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- because I-I don't want to leave the kids alone!
- No!

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- It's not gonna work!
- No, no.

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- Uh-uh. No.
- For once, I agree with Dina

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and her foul mouth.

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She needs this trip so she
can go off and get some love

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so she can stop being
so grouchy all the time.

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- Ma!
- Your mama know there's cobwebs on that thing.

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- Uh...
- You know what...

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Sorry.

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Oh. Mm.

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- Bye, Mama.
- Oh, my goodness.

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- I'm gonna miss you. Oh, I'm gonna miss you so much.
- Mama.

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Heifer, you are not going off to war.

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Go. Go. I beg of you, go.

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We'll be fine.

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You are so silly.

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Scrubs?

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Really? That's what you're doing?

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What's wrong with this?

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Uh-uh. We are not going nowhere

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until we see you with some camel toe, okay?

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No, I don't do camel toe.

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Okay, well, you can't just show forearm.

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- That's not sexy.
- All right, Dina...

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Where are you going, to teach first grade?

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- Okay...
- Who wears socks this thick in New Orleans?

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- All right. I organized everything!
- Nobody.

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Girl, we're going to the
Essence... What is this,

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- the "Bidi Bidi Bom Bom" Collection?
- Okay, I...

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- Is this a Care Bear shirt?
- Don't touch nothing!

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Don't touch nothing!

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As usual, you guys fucking killed it.

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And, and I'm not the
only one who thought so.

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Are you gonna tell us who else thought so?

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You have no patience
for dramatic revelation!

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Fine.

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Bethany Marshall, the head
of marketing from Best Mart,

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thought so, and...

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And what else?

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She wants to launch an exclusive Ryan

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and Stewart collection

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and underwrite a Ryan
and Stewart talk show.

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Boom!

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Wait, are you serious?

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Yes, I'm serious!

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00:09:49,262 --> 00:09:50,995
That's... amazing!

246
00:09:50,997 --> 00:09:53,497
I know. She said... and I quote...

247
00:09:53,499 --> 00:09:55,667
"they're both just so real."

248
00:09:55,669 --> 00:09:57,268
She's gonna send her
business affair peeps down

249
00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:58,870
to New Orleans this
weekend to make the offer.

250
00:09:58,872 --> 00:10:01,271
They want to launch by end of year.

251
00:10:01,273 --> 00:10:03,274
That's amazing.

252
00:10:03,276 --> 00:10:06,111
- Thank you.
- Honey, thank you.

253
00:10:06,113 --> 00:10:08,612
We're gonna be rich, we're
gonna be rich! And thank you.

254
00:10:08,614 --> 00:10:11,048
Hey, baby, I got to head out

255
00:10:11,050 --> 00:10:12,350
or I'm gonna miss my flight.

256
00:10:12,352 --> 00:10:13,751
- Oh.
- But I will see you

257
00:10:13,753 --> 00:10:16,087
and the Flossy Posse in New Orleans.

258
00:10:16,089 --> 00:10:17,956
- Yes. Mwah.
- All right.

259
00:10:17,958 --> 00:10:19,890
- I love you.
- I love you.

260
00:10:19,892 --> 00:10:22,126
- In love with you.
- I'm in love with you.

261
00:10:22,128 --> 00:10:24,629
I love you. Come here!

262
00:10:24,631 --> 00:10:27,698
- Oh!
- Mm. Thanks.

263
00:10:28,801 --> 00:10:30,135
Mm.

264
00:10:32,405 --> 00:10:33,607
I am so lonely.

265
00:10:34,741 --> 00:10:35,774
Oh!

266
00:10:35,776 --> 00:10:37,141
- Mm.
- Oh, you smell...

267
00:10:37,143 --> 00:10:39,110
- you smell good.
- Yeah, she...

268
00:10:39,112 --> 00:10:41,246
- she bought it for me.
- Sorry. Go before I spank you!

269
00:10:41,248 --> 00:10:42,246
I just did!

270
00:10:43,450 --> 00:10:45,283
- Please go. Bye!
- Mwah!

271
00:10:45,285 --> 00:10:48,086
Oh, gosh, that man
knows how to exit a room.

272
00:10:48,088 --> 00:10:49,087
Mm.

273
00:10:50,791 --> 00:10:52,957
Now, Ryan, honey, don't be mad,

274
00:10:52,959 --> 00:10:55,058
but with so much on the line, are you sure

275
00:10:55,060 --> 00:10:57,996
that you want to get turned
with your girls this weekend?

276
00:10:57,998 --> 00:10:59,597
I promised them a free trip.

277
00:10:59,599 --> 00:11:00,999
And it's "turnt" with a "T."

278
00:11:01,001 --> 00:11:03,000
Okay, got it, got it.

279
00:11:03,002 --> 00:11:05,236
But maybe just wait until the deal closes,

280
00:11:05,238 --> 00:11:06,571
and then, you know, take
'em all to St. Barts,

281
00:11:06,573 --> 00:11:08,472
buy 'em all Birkin bags, something.

282
00:11:08,474 --> 00:11:10,308
Liz, it'll be fine. I promise.

283
00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:11,742
Listen, we're all adults,

284
00:11:11,744 --> 00:11:13,745
and our insane party days are behind us.

285
00:11:13,747 --> 00:11:15,446
- Well, most of us.
- Mm. I don't know.

286
00:11:15,448 --> 00:11:16,948
I just know if I was with
my college girlfriends...

287
00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:18,649
in New Orleans,

288
00:11:18,651 --> 00:11:20,284
there would be pictures of
our tits all over the Internet.

289
00:11:20,286 --> 00:11:22,319
I mean, there's actually
a few of those out there.

290
00:11:22,321 --> 00:11:24,322
I don't know if you saw 'em.
But, anyway, it doesn't matter,

291
00:11:24,324 --> 00:11:26,524
'cause, the point is,
I have civilian titties,

292
00:11:26,526 --> 00:11:27,792
but you have best-selling author titties.

293
00:11:27,794 --> 00:11:29,459
And-and ten percent of
your titties are my titties.

294
00:11:29,461 --> 00:11:32,029
I just... I just want our
titties to have a future.

295
00:11:32,031 --> 00:11:34,198
- Liz.
- Yeah.

296
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,034
What's the name of my book?

297
00:11:36,036 --> 00:11:38,369
<i>You Can Have It All.</i>

298
00:11:38,371 --> 00:11:40,471
Exactly.

299
00:11:40,473 --> 00:11:43,207
Okay, okay, you're right. I'm
gonna defer to your judgment.

300
00:11:43,209 --> 00:11:44,808
So, listen, I'm gonna, um, fly in

301
00:11:44,810 --> 00:11:46,376
before your first appearance.

302
00:11:46,378 --> 00:11:48,645
I'm really excited to
meet the Flossy Posse.

303
00:11:48,647 --> 00:11:51,886
You girls are gonna be
kiki-ing all weekend.

304
00:11:53,987 --> 00:11:55,986
- Okay, Liz.
- Yeah.

305
00:11:55,988 --> 00:11:58,289
- And I say this out of love...
- Preach, girl.

306
00:11:58,291 --> 00:12:02,059
Mm. Please refrain from
saying things like "preach"

307
00:12:02,061 --> 00:12:03,461
or "go, girl,"

308
00:12:03,463 --> 00:12:05,295
"bye, Felicia," "ratchet,"

309
00:12:05,297 --> 00:12:07,698
or any other colloquialisms
that you may have heard

310
00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,399
or looked up on Urban Dictionary.

311
00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:11,236
This weekend,

312
00:12:11,238 --> 00:12:14,072
over half a million black
women of all sizes, shades,

313
00:12:14,074 --> 00:12:16,374
from all different
socioeconomic backgrounds

314
00:12:16,376 --> 00:12:18,809
are descending on the
Crescent City to celebrate

315
00:12:18,811 --> 00:12:22,145
black womanhood in all its glorious forms.

316
00:12:22,147 --> 00:12:25,151
You, my dear friend, are a guest.

317
00:12:26,552 --> 00:12:28,886
Act accordingly.

318
00:12:30,656 --> 00:12:31,890
Wow.

319
00:12:31,892 --> 00:12:33,524
I'm not even offended.

320
00:12:33,526 --> 00:12:35,360
- You're the best.
- Oh! Mm.

321
00:12:35,362 --> 00:12:37,061
Okay.

322
00:12:39,498 --> 00:12:44,168
Have fun on your #BlackGirlMagic weekend.

323
00:12:44,170 --> 00:12:45,272
Girl, bye.

324
00:12:48,174 --> 00:12:51,509
4718 to New Orleans will
commence boarding shortly.

325
00:12:51,511 --> 00:12:54,712
Ooh! Got my hand sanitizer.

326
00:12:54,714 --> 00:12:56,780
Got my anti-nausea medication.

327
00:12:56,782 --> 00:12:58,415
Hold on to that. Ooh!

328
00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,183
Hi, earplugs.

329
00:13:00,185 --> 00:13:03,087
Uh, you need to relax, Judge Judy.

330
00:13:03,089 --> 00:13:05,023
You know, I got some bomb-ass Kush,

331
00:13:05,025 --> 00:13:07,424
if you want to take a hit of
it before you get on the plane.

332
00:13:07,426 --> 00:13:08,592
That shit will have you right.

333
00:13:08,594 --> 00:13:10,260
Where did you hide...

334
00:13:10,262 --> 00:13:12,529
You know what? Never mind.

335
00:13:12,531 --> 00:13:14,064
I'm not even gonna ask.

336
00:13:14,066 --> 00:13:16,402
Fine, I ain't gonna tell you.

337
00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:19,971
Okay, I'm-a tell you.

338
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,972
Where the sun don't shine.

339
00:13:21,974 --> 00:13:26,744
You know, a lot of people
think that means the vagina,

340
00:13:26,746 --> 00:13:30,948
but actually it's the butthole.

341
00:13:30,950 --> 00:13:35,285
I got drugs in my booty.

342
00:13:35,287 --> 00:13:38,588
You know what, that can
cause a lot of infection.

343
00:13:38,590 --> 00:13:41,592
Girl, you can't get no
infection in your booty hole.

344
00:13:41,594 --> 00:13:43,160
It's a booty hole.

345
00:13:43,162 --> 00:13:44,428
Okay.

346
00:13:44,430 --> 00:13:45,663
Enough.

347
00:13:45,665 --> 00:13:47,097
You're grown.

348
00:13:47,099 --> 00:13:50,101
On another note, let me ask you a question.

349
00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:53,303
Do you think this situation
with Ryan and Sasha,

350
00:13:53,305 --> 00:13:56,307
think there's still drama
or has it been long enough?

351
00:13:56,309 --> 00:13:58,643
It better be, 'cause I plan
on getting white girl-wasted

352
00:13:58,645 --> 00:14:00,645
this weekend, and I ain't
letting none of you bitches

353
00:14:00,647 --> 00:14:02,947
kill my vibe, okay?

354
00:14:05,285 --> 00:14:07,018
That's hand sanitizer.

355
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,952
It burns.

356
00:14:08,954 --> 00:14:10,420
Well, considering we don't
know where your mouth has been,

357
00:14:10,422 --> 00:14:11,655
it can't hurt.

358
00:14:11,657 --> 00:14:13,491
- Oh, my God.
- You want a cough drop?

359
00:14:13,493 --> 00:14:15,693
- Mm. Yeah.
- Here. Just...

360
00:14:15,695 --> 00:14:17,794
Excuse me. Uh, can you ladies point me

361
00:14:17,796 --> 00:14:22,433
- in the direction of the Flossy Posse?
- Oh, my God!

362
00:14:22,435 --> 00:14:24,268
Oh, my goodness!

363
00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:26,103
- It's so good to see you.
- Oh, wow. - You look great.

364
00:14:26,105 --> 00:14:28,172
I'm so happy to see you two.

365
00:14:28,174 --> 00:14:29,874
- Girl, you're killing it!
- Yeah.

366
00:14:29,876 --> 00:14:31,208
Turn-up time.

367
00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:32,709
Hey, ladies!

368
00:14:32,711 --> 00:14:34,846
Hey, Sasha!

369
00:14:34,848 --> 00:14:38,382
Oh, I've missed you guys so much!

370
00:14:38,384 --> 00:14:39,384
So good to see you!

371
00:14:39,386 --> 00:14:41,619
Flossy Posse, Flossy Posse,

372
00:14:41,621 --> 00:14:43,621
- Flossy Posse, Flossy Posse.
- Yeah, I know you are.

373
00:14:43,623 --> 00:14:45,523
- Hey!
- Hey! - Hey!

374
00:14:45,525 --> 00:14:46,857
She baddie!

375
00:14:50,796 --> 00:14:52,797
Sash!

376
00:14:52,799 --> 00:14:54,631
Hey, Ry.

377
00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:56,500
Hey.

378
00:14:56,502 --> 00:14:58,669
Well, life is treating
you well. I see that.

379
00:14:58,671 --> 00:15:01,672
Please. I see you and Stew
pop up on my feed once a week

380
00:15:01,674 --> 00:15:04,842
going to some fabulous event.

381
00:15:04,844 --> 00:15:06,843
- I love your hair.
- Nice dr...

382
00:15:08,882 --> 00:15:10,981
It seems like they're getting along.

383
00:15:10,983 --> 00:15:12,983
- Shit.
- Right?

384
00:15:12,985 --> 00:15:15,086
These bitches is plastic.

385
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,087
- That's a great lipstick, too.
- Thank you, right?

386
00:15:17,089 --> 00:15:18,890
Ladies!

387
00:15:18,892 --> 00:15:21,762
- I made something very special for us this weekend.
- Oh.

388
00:15:23,897 --> 00:15:25,199
Bam!

389
00:15:26,532 --> 00:15:27,999
What the fuck?

390
00:15:28,001 --> 00:15:30,400
Look like a Bedazzler
threw up on that thing.

391
00:15:30,402 --> 00:15:32,403
What? This is very fashionable.

392
00:15:32,405 --> 00:15:34,871
It's of today and
yesterday. It's very retro.

393
00:15:34,873 --> 00:15:37,842
How about we save it for the last night?

394
00:15:37,844 --> 00:15:39,847
Of our lives?

395
00:15:41,547 --> 00:15:45,015
Or donate it to the My
Little Pony Motorcycle Club.

396
00:15:45,017 --> 00:15:49,553
Okay. I put a lot of
man-hours into these jackets.

397
00:15:49,555 --> 00:15:51,521
Now, see, that's not the
kind of man-hours we need you

398
00:15:51,523 --> 00:15:52,756
- putting in, Lisa-Lis.
- Mm...

399
00:15:52,758 --> 00:15:54,792
Okay. Et tu, Sasha?

400
00:15:54,794 --> 00:15:56,626
Yes, you need to be bedazzling some dick.

401
00:15:56,628 --> 00:15:58,929
That's what you need to do.

402
00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:00,630
Enough.

403
00:16:00,632 --> 00:16:02,433
Okay, now, here's what I want.

404
00:16:02,435 --> 00:16:04,702
Let me get three shots of
whiskey with a Coke to chase.

405
00:16:04,704 --> 00:16:07,237
Coke Zero, though. I'm watching my figure.

406
00:16:07,239 --> 00:16:10,808
Dina, you know this is only an hour flight.

407
00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:12,776
Oh. Well, then, in that case,
let me go ahead and get those

408
00:16:12,778 --> 00:16:15,313
three shots now and then
bring me a shot of Baileys

409
00:16:15,315 --> 00:16:17,314
- once we get into cruising altitude.
- Oh, she...

410
00:16:17,316 --> 00:16:19,483
- she about to turn up.
- Sure.

411
00:16:19,485 --> 00:16:22,086
Oh, and let me get a Cherry Coke.

412
00:16:22,088 --> 00:16:23,553
- Dina.
- Huh?

413
00:16:23,555 --> 00:16:25,255
Can we just bring it down a notch?

414
00:16:25,257 --> 00:16:28,226
Oh, can we get some dick this weekend?

415
00:16:28,228 --> 00:16:29,427
- Leave her alone.
- You know what?

416
00:16:29,429 --> 00:16:30,794
I need you to use your lady mouth.

417
00:16:30,796 --> 00:16:33,563
I need you to use your lady mouth.

418
00:16:33,565 --> 00:16:35,665
All right, all right.

419
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:38,269
Let's just use Lisa's
version of lady mouth.

420
00:16:38,271 --> 00:16:40,505
No, seriously, for real, though...

421
00:16:40,507 --> 00:16:43,607
how long has it been since
you got that back blown out?

422
00:16:43,609 --> 00:16:46,443
I don't know. Two years, maybe.

423
00:16:46,445 --> 00:16:48,111
- What?
- Wait.

424
00:16:48,113 --> 00:16:49,779
Si-Since Terrence?

425
00:16:49,781 --> 00:16:51,582
I don't know.

426
00:16:51,584 --> 00:16:53,417
I mean, I take a vigorous spin class,

427
00:16:53,419 --> 00:16:55,785
I read really intense erotica,

428
00:16:55,787 --> 00:16:57,355
and I invested in a very powerful

429
00:16:57,357 --> 00:16:58,789
detachable showerhead,

430
00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:00,691
which has been very good to me, mind you.

431
00:17:00,693 --> 00:17:02,125
Mmm-mmm-mmm.

432
00:17:02,127 --> 00:17:04,128
Okay, that story just
put me into menopause.

433
00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:05,428
You getting some this weekend.

434
00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:06,596
Straight up.

435
00:17:06,598 --> 00:17:08,632
You gonna get at least
two dicks inside of you.

436
00:17:08,634 --> 00:17:10,101
For crying out loud, Dina,

437
00:17:10,103 --> 00:17:11,768
we only gonna be there for three days.

438
00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:13,303
Well, three dicks, then.

439
00:17:13,305 --> 00:17:15,038
Mm-hmm.

440
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,108
You know, Lisa, Dina could be right.

441
00:17:17,110 --> 00:17:19,110
Daily penetration is medicinal.

442
00:17:19,112 --> 00:17:20,511
Oh, my goodness.

443
00:17:20,513 --> 00:17:22,313
Don't be ashamed, girl.

444
00:17:22,315 --> 00:17:24,047
Every sister up in here

445
00:17:24,049 --> 00:17:27,017
is on a mission to be her very best

446
00:17:27,019 --> 00:17:28,386
- and ratchet self.
- Oh...

447
00:17:28,388 --> 00:17:29,986
You, especially.

448
00:17:29,988 --> 00:17:32,323
Who's ready for Essence Fest?

449
00:17:34,193 --> 00:17:35,659
Yes!

450
00:17:35,661 --> 00:17:37,861
See, Lisa? There is no turning down

451
00:17:37,863 --> 00:17:40,063
up in here, only the turn-up.

452
00:17:40,065 --> 00:17:41,498
I love turn-ups.

453
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,066
- Ma'am, excuse me.
- Oh, oh.

454
00:17:43,068 --> 00:17:44,802
Excuse me, uh, I got this.

455
00:17:44,804 --> 00:17:45,969
Can you go ahead and
make some Patrón shots

456
00:17:45,971 --> 00:17:46,970
for everybody up here?

457
00:17:46,972 --> 00:17:48,406
On me.

458
00:17:48,408 --> 00:17:50,507
- I'm-a take care of everybody in first class.
- I'm sorry.

459
00:17:50,509 --> 00:17:51,641
Because...

460
00:17:51,643 --> 00:17:54,711
♪ I'm every woman ♪

461
00:17:54,713 --> 00:17:56,913
♪ It's all in me ♪

462
00:17:56,915 --> 00:18:00,184
♪ Anything you want done, baby ♪

463
00:18:00,186 --> 00:18:02,219
♪ I do it naturally ♪

464
00:18:02,221 --> 00:18:03,987
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

465
00:18:03,989 --> 00:18:06,157
- ♪ Whoa ♪
- Yeah! Everybody say...

466
00:18:06,159 --> 00:18:09,159
<i>Flossy Posse!</i>

467
00:18:09,161 --> 00:18:11,829
♪ It's all in me... ♪

468
00:18:11,831 --> 00:18:13,430
<i>Let's see</i>

469
00:18:13,432 --> 00:18:15,498
- if we can find this driver.
- And get me a beignet.

470
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,567
- Oh, wait, wait, I see our sign!
- Ooh, ooh!

471
00:18:17,569 --> 00:18:19,870
Yes!

472
00:18:19,872 --> 00:18:21,605
- Hello.
- Oh, my goodness,

473
00:18:21,607 --> 00:18:23,873
thank you so much.

474
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:26,009
Ooh!

475
00:18:26,011 --> 00:18:27,678
- Ooh...
- Oh, my God!

476
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,948
Oh, God.

477
00:18:30,950 --> 00:18:32,283
Thank you!

478
00:18:42,061 --> 00:18:43,960
- Hey!
- Here you go.

479
00:19:06,151 --> 00:19:08,084
Hey! Hey!

480
00:19:08,086 --> 00:19:12,089
- ♪ A lovely day ♪
- ♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪

481
00:19:12,091 --> 00:19:13,623
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪

482
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:16,127
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪

483
00:19:16,129 --> 00:19:18,094
♪ Lovely day ♪

484
00:19:18,096 --> 00:19:19,929
- ♪ A lovely day ♪
- ♪ Lovely day ♪

485
00:19:19,931 --> 00:19:21,931
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪

486
00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:24,168
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪

487
00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:26,105
- ♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
- Aah!

488
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:28,738
Aw...

489
00:19:30,843 --> 00:19:32,976
- Don't touch Elvis. That's Elvis.
- Oh...

490
00:19:36,348 --> 00:19:37,982
Oh, God.

491
00:19:37,984 --> 00:19:41,651
Oh...

492
00:19:41,653 --> 00:19:43,086
Oh, shoot!

493
00:19:43,088 --> 00:19:44,688
Oh, shit!

494
00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:47,624
- Dina! Dina! Run, Dina!
- Dina! Run, Dina! - Dina!

495
00:20:09,882 --> 00:20:12,783
Fuck yeah!

496
00:20:12,785 --> 00:20:16,486
That's some white boy shit right there.

497
00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:21,292
Who's ready for a refill?

498
00:20:21,294 --> 00:20:22,659
- Ooh.
- Dina,

499
00:20:22,661 --> 00:20:24,728
I-I haven't even finished this one yet.

500
00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:27,198
Girl, you used to finish
a super size Slurpee

501
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,066
filled with grain alcohol before noon.

502
00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:32,069
- Mm-hmm. - True.
- That was before two beautiful

503
00:20:32,071 --> 00:20:34,170
little human beings ripped out of my vagina

504
00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:36,407
and sucked all the life out of my breasts.

505
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,409
I don't coochie-pop no more.

506
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,409
- Especially not...
- Ryan! - What...

507
00:20:39,411 --> 00:20:41,178
We are your biggest fans.

508
00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:42,545
Will you take a picture with us?

509
00:20:42,547 --> 00:20:44,515
- Yes. Sure. Of course.
- We are your biggest fans.

510
00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:46,182
- Oh, my God. My friends are over here.
- Damn.

511
00:20:46,184 --> 00:20:48,017
This shit gonna be happening all weekend?

512
00:20:48,019 --> 00:20:49,652
You know, I'm so proud of her.

513
00:20:49,654 --> 00:20:50,920
Look at her.

514
00:20:50,922 --> 00:20:52,890
It's like traveling with Beyoncé.

515
00:20:52,892 --> 00:20:54,257
Oh, my God.

516
00:20:54,259 --> 00:20:55,926
Are you guys friends with Ryan?

517
00:20:55,928 --> 00:20:57,394
- Yeah.
- Yeah. - Yeah.

518
00:20:57,396 --> 00:20:58,896
I'm a huge fan!

519
00:20:58,898 --> 00:21:00,230
Here. This is for you.

520
00:21:00,232 --> 00:21:02,265
- Here. Here. Yes.
- Oh, okay, thank you.

521
00:21:02,267 --> 00:21:03,667
- Okay.
- That's so wonderful.

522
00:21:03,669 --> 00:21:04,834
- Enjoy.
- Yes!

523
00:21:04,836 --> 00:21:07,938
This is like traveling with Beyoncé!

524
00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:10,908
- Thank you so much. Aw.
- Girl, you so pretty.

525
00:21:10,910 --> 00:21:13,177
Mm-mm, mm-mm. Hey,
hey, sister, sister,

526
00:21:13,179 --> 00:21:15,612
- it's $50 a pop. $50 a pop. - $50?
- Hey,

527
00:21:15,614 --> 00:21:16,880
- uh, Dina?
- Okay?

528
00:21:16,882 --> 00:21:18,082
- I wouldn't do that.
- Who else trying

529
00:21:18,084 --> 00:21:20,050
to take a picture with Ryan? It's $50.

530
00:21:20,052 --> 00:21:22,386
We take American Express, EBT...

531
00:21:22,388 --> 00:21:23,687
- You trying to go to jail?
- You want to get a picture?

532
00:21:23,689 --> 00:21:25,589
- 'Cause you need a permit for all that.
- Girl...

533
00:21:25,591 --> 00:21:27,024
- I ain't going to nobody's jail, okay?
- What the fuck?

534
00:21:27,026 --> 00:21:30,261
- We good? All right, sister.
- Lisa. Lisa.

535
00:21:30,263 --> 00:21:31,896
Wait a minute, hold up.

536
00:21:31,898 --> 00:21:33,863
- Can you believe this?
- Oh, my God.

537
00:21:33,865 --> 00:21:36,802
What y'all trippin' off of?

538
00:21:38,371 --> 00:21:40,905
Aw, hell no.

539
00:21:40,907 --> 00:21:42,273
That can't really be...

540
00:21:42,275 --> 00:21:43,908
That's definitely Stewart's punk ass,

541
00:21:43,910 --> 00:21:46,110
and that's definitely not
Ryan he's tonguing down.

542
00:21:46,112 --> 00:21:47,878
Where'd you get the picture?

543
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,580
My paparazzi guy sent it to me.

544
00:21:49,582 --> 00:21:51,549
Who is this ratchet-ass bitch?

545
00:21:51,551 --> 00:21:53,817
<i>Simone. Some Instagram ho.</i>

546
00:21:53,819 --> 00:21:55,953
<i>I heard she sucked off A-Rod</i>

547
00:21:55,955 --> 00:21:57,655
<i>- in the bathroom one time.
- Wait a minute,</i>

548
00:21:57,657 --> 00:21:59,156
all this NBA dick, and she's

549
00:21:59,158 --> 00:22:00,890
sucking a baseball player?

550
00:22:00,892 --> 00:22:02,293
You know what I'm saying?
That type of bitch.

551
00:22:02,295 --> 00:22:04,227
Oh, my God. I hate her, but you know what,

552
00:22:04,229 --> 00:22:06,130
that ass is really cute.

553
00:22:06,132 --> 00:22:08,399
Do you get that from squats
or is that injections?

554
00:22:08,401 --> 00:22:10,301
Oh, shit... she here.

555
00:22:10,303 --> 00:22:12,902
That little dirty bitch Simone is here?

556
00:22:12,904 --> 00:22:14,438
Okay, we got to tell Ryan.

557
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,672
So I had to go inwards and do

558
00:22:15,674 --> 00:22:17,107
- to be able to do that.
- Oh, of course.

559
00:22:17,109 --> 00:22:18,409
Handle that, Sasha.

560
00:22:18,411 --> 00:22:20,177
Why I got to be the one?

561
00:22:20,179 --> 00:22:22,079
- It's your picture, ho.
- Okay,

562
00:22:22,081 --> 00:22:24,148
no matter what, we have
to do it delicately,

563
00:22:24,150 --> 00:22:25,850
- because she's having a good time.
- You're welcome.

564
00:22:25,852 --> 00:22:28,151
No, no, fuck that. You got to
do it like a Brazilian wax...

565
00:22:28,153 --> 00:22:29,753
just yank everything out at once.

566
00:22:29,755 --> 00:22:31,655
Now, she gonna feel like
her uterus is on the paper,

567
00:22:31,657 --> 00:22:33,290
and she gonna scream,

568
00:22:33,292 --> 00:22:35,426
but it's way better than
waterboarding the bitch.

569
00:22:35,428 --> 00:22:37,594
Can we at least wait till
we get back to the room?

570
00:22:37,596 --> 00:22:39,263
Can we agree on that?

571
00:22:41,132 --> 00:22:43,801
So, we have the most amazing suite

572
00:22:43,803 --> 00:22:45,436
at the Monteleone,

573
00:22:45,438 --> 00:22:48,005
VIP passes to all the parties,

574
00:22:48,007 --> 00:22:51,307
and great seats at the
Superdome for New Edition,

575
00:22:51,309 --> 00:22:54,143
Maxwell, and Doug E. Fresh!

576
00:22:54,145 --> 00:22:55,813
And we are going to eat!

577
00:22:55,815 --> 00:22:57,313
Damn the calories.

578
00:22:57,315 --> 00:22:58,615
- Yup!
- Oh, yes, yes!

579
00:22:58,617 --> 00:23:00,284
I'm gonna kill somebody.

580
00:23:00,286 --> 00:23:01,518
What?

581
00:23:03,389 --> 00:23:05,723
Now, I do have some obligations,

582
00:23:05,725 --> 00:23:09,226
but the truth is this weekend
is all about the Flossy Posse.

583
00:23:09,228 --> 00:23:10,727
We're gonna be staying up late,

584
00:23:10,729 --> 00:23:12,830
drinking, making memories that we can

585
00:23:12,832 --> 00:23:14,564
laugh about the rest of our lives,

586
00:23:14,566 --> 00:23:17,200
- because that is what a girls trip is for.
- Yeah, word.

587
00:23:17,202 --> 00:23:19,637
- YOLO.
- Ooh, I got to hide a bitch body.

588
00:23:19,639 --> 00:23:21,304
And gossip.

589
00:23:21,306 --> 00:23:24,341
No secrets. I want all the dirt.

590
00:23:24,343 --> 00:23:26,880
Bitch, your man is sleeping
with a Instagram skank.

591
00:23:29,715 --> 00:23:32,149
You just had to say something, didn't you?

592
00:23:32,151 --> 00:23:34,351
That was an opening.

593
00:23:34,353 --> 00:23:36,256
That's God. Recognize.

594
00:23:38,524 --> 00:23:40,224
Come on, Ryan. I need to...

595
00:23:40,226 --> 00:23:42,191
I got to show you something.

596
00:23:42,193 --> 00:23:44,263
Mmm.

597
00:23:49,401 --> 00:23:51,837
Ryan, I don't... I don't
really know what to say.

598
00:23:54,073 --> 00:23:57,344
You know we're here for
you for whatever you need.

599
00:23:59,344 --> 00:24:00,678
Don't worry, boo.

600
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,345
I'm-a put hands on him.

601
00:24:02,347 --> 00:24:04,281
I'm talking hot grits,

602
00:24:04,283 --> 00:24:06,917
extension cords, Timberland boots.

603
00:24:06,919 --> 00:24:09,285
I'm-a fuck up that
bitch's Instagram account,

604
00:24:09,287 --> 00:24:11,854
I'm-a put two Q-tips
in his pee-pee hole

605
00:24:11,856 --> 00:24:13,524
and I'm-a walk 'em
around. I'm-a just wipe...

606
00:24:13,526 --> 00:24:15,592
I'm-a just swipe in that thing

607
00:24:15,594 --> 00:24:16,927
and I'm-a yank 'em out!

608
00:24:16,929 --> 00:24:18,528
And then I'm-a stick

609
00:24:18,530 --> 00:24:20,030
my fingers up in his ass

610
00:24:20,032 --> 00:24:21,564
and tell him I'm checking his prostate,

611
00:24:21,566 --> 00:24:22,967
but really I'm-a yank his balls

612
00:24:22,969 --> 00:24:24,435
out the back of that motherfucker.

613
00:24:24,437 --> 00:24:25,636
And then I'm-a put my fist

614
00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:26,736
so far up his ass,

615
00:24:26,738 --> 00:24:28,138
I'm-a pull his heart out

616
00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:29,607
through that motherfucker and I'm-a

617
00:24:29,609 --> 00:24:31,274
"nabi da shakti de" that shit.

618
00:24:31,276 --> 00:24:34,277
Just...

619
00:24:34,279 --> 00:24:36,913
And then I'm-a stick my
fingers back up in his ass

620
00:24:36,915 --> 00:24:38,415
and then I'm-a twirl 'em around

621
00:24:38,417 --> 00:24:40,383
and see if that make
him giggle a little bit.

622
00:24:40,385 --> 00:24:42,319
You know, 'cause I like to
make a motherfucker laugh

623
00:24:42,321 --> 00:24:44,391
when I hurt him, you know what I'm saying?

624
00:24:45,825 --> 00:24:48,492
Well, that's not necessary, Dina.

625
00:24:48,494 --> 00:24:50,127
Really, honestly,

626
00:24:50,129 --> 00:24:53,496
I've known about this
for a few months, so...

627
00:24:53,498 --> 00:24:56,300
The fuck? You into that shit?

628
00:24:56,302 --> 00:24:58,168
No. Dina, come on.

629
00:24:58,170 --> 00:25:00,771
Obviously I was very upset, but...

630
00:25:00,773 --> 00:25:02,171
Stewart and I are in counseling,

631
00:25:02,173 --> 00:25:03,940
and we're working through it.

632
00:25:03,942 --> 00:25:06,843
Well, look at tha... That is fantastic.

633
00:25:06,845 --> 00:25:10,080
I am so glad to hear that. Good for you.

634
00:25:10,082 --> 00:25:11,415
Thank you, Lis. You know,

635
00:25:11,417 --> 00:25:12,649
Stewart and I are a team, you know?

636
00:25:12,651 --> 00:25:13,851
Yeah, he's made some mistakes,

637
00:25:13,853 --> 00:25:15,119
but that's in the past.

638
00:25:15,121 --> 00:25:18,589
No, it's not.

639
00:25:18,591 --> 00:25:20,493
This picture was taken last night.

640
00:25:22,193 --> 00:25:24,194
Mmm...

641
00:25:24,196 --> 00:25:26,663
Well, I don't believe that, Sasha.

642
00:25:26,665 --> 00:25:28,131
And you know what... I really...

643
00:25:28,133 --> 00:25:29,667
I don't want to be judged right now.

644
00:25:29,669 --> 00:25:31,869
I'm the last person to judge you, but...

645
00:25:31,871 --> 00:25:33,970
Guys. Okay, listen.

646
00:25:33,972 --> 00:25:35,872
I really meant what I said earlier.

647
00:25:35,874 --> 00:25:38,441
This weekend is about us.

648
00:25:38,443 --> 00:25:39,877
We haven't hung in five years,

649
00:25:39,879 --> 00:25:43,179
and by the grace of God,
we are here, together.

650
00:25:43,181 --> 00:25:44,782
Come on, let's take advantage of that.

651
00:25:44,784 --> 00:25:46,216
'Cause if we don't... if we waste

652
00:25:46,218 --> 00:25:48,151
this precious time... then shame on us.

653
00:25:48,153 --> 00:25:50,187
Because today is the last day

654
00:25:50,189 --> 00:25:51,988
that we will ever be this young.

655
00:25:51,990 --> 00:25:54,224
She fucked me up with that one.

656
00:25:54,226 --> 00:25:56,459
All right. Now, the Flossy Posse

657
00:25:56,461 --> 00:25:58,728
is back in New Orleans, so let's go.

658
00:25:58,730 --> 00:26:00,130
Let's go. Let's go, bitches.

659
00:26:00,132 --> 00:26:01,698
She's right, let's go.

660
00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:03,700
But I will shit in that nigga's shoe.

661
00:26:03,702 --> 00:26:05,034
Ryan.

662
00:26:05,036 --> 00:26:06,736
You know it's just a matter of time

663
00:26:06,738 --> 00:26:08,072
before the photographer

664
00:26:08,074 --> 00:26:10,043
shops this picture.

665
00:26:11,074 --> 00:26:13,145
Sash, don't worry. I'm-a handle it.

666
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,913
Come on, y'all!

667
00:26:19,151 --> 00:26:22,052
I love this place so much.

668
00:26:22,054 --> 00:26:24,588
Wow. So, listen, I'm gonna go check us in,

669
00:26:24,590 --> 00:26:26,189
get our credentials. You guys should go

670
00:26:26,191 --> 00:26:28,324
check out the Carousel
Bar and have a drink,

671
00:26:28,326 --> 00:26:30,093
and I'll be back in, like, five minutes.

672
00:26:30,095 --> 00:26:32,095
It's really cute.

673
00:26:32,097 --> 00:26:33,596
- All right.
- To the bar.

674
00:26:33,598 --> 00:26:35,064
- I'm ready to rock.
- Looks nice.

675
00:26:35,066 --> 00:26:37,333
Let's see.

676
00:26:37,335 --> 00:26:38,502
Oh, look at that!

677
00:26:38,504 --> 00:26:40,269
Yeah, your kids would like this.

678
00:26:40,271 --> 00:26:42,939
Man, damn. This is the shit, man.

679
00:26:42,941 --> 00:26:46,409
Oh, it's so cool. It's moving around.

680
00:26:46,411 --> 00:26:48,911
Yeah, it's super cute.

681
00:26:48,913 --> 00:26:51,614
Ooh! There goes Stewart.

682
00:26:51,616 --> 00:26:54,618
Oh. Asshole.

683
00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:56,053
- Dina, look at me.
- Don't.

684
00:26:56,055 --> 00:26:58,522
Look at me. Okay, come on, now.

685
00:26:58,524 --> 00:27:00,256
You heard what Ryan
said. Just-just be cool.

686
00:27:00,258 --> 00:27:01,758
I'm gonna be cool, I'm gonna be cool.

687
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,459
I just want to say hi, that's all.

688
00:27:03,461 --> 00:27:05,228
- Why you taking... - Wait...
- I'm-a just say hello.

689
00:27:05,230 --> 00:27:07,531
- No. No, no, don't you say hello.
- No, no, don't...

690
00:27:07,533 --> 00:27:08,799
No, Dina, don't do that. Remember,

691
00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:10,234
- Ryan said this is her life.
- Yes.

692
00:27:10,236 --> 00:27:11,235
- We shouldn't get involved.
- Hold this.

693
00:27:13,072 --> 00:27:15,072
- Dina!
- Dina, no!

694
00:27:15,074 --> 00:27:16,476
No!

695
00:27:22,381 --> 00:27:24,380
- Oh!
- Bitch!

696
00:27:24,382 --> 00:27:25,448
What the hell's wrong with you?

697
00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:27,316
Don't play me, nigga. I will end you.

698
00:27:27,318 --> 00:27:30,656
You and your little
thirsty-ass wannabe MILF...

699
00:27:31,723 --> 00:27:33,055
...but not really a MILF.

700
00:27:33,057 --> 00:27:34,557
Nigga, you getting old bitches

701
00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:36,059
from the resting home?

702
00:27:36,061 --> 00:27:37,828
Is that what you're doing to my homegirl?

703
00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:40,797
You fuckin' with Gladys Knight, nigga?

704
00:27:40,799 --> 00:27:43,566
Do you got kneepads under
them slacks, Slurpee?

705
00:27:43,568 --> 00:27:46,472
- What?
- Dina, this is my Aunt Marion.

706
00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:49,739
How do you do?

707
00:27:49,741 --> 00:27:52,141
Oh, I'm doing just fine, but you know what?

708
00:27:52,143 --> 00:27:54,076
Your nephew is nasty.

709
00:27:54,078 --> 00:27:55,746
He a nasty nigga.

710
00:27:55,748 --> 00:27:57,313
Oh, yeah, your bloodline is nasty.

711
00:27:57,315 --> 00:27:59,082
Okay, all right, okay,
all right. I'm sorry.

712
00:27:59,084 --> 00:28:00,684
- She-she off her meds today.
- He do people wrong.

713
00:28:00,686 --> 00:28:02,351
- Forgive her.
- You're going to hell!

714
00:28:02,353 --> 00:28:03,920
You so nasty!

715
00:28:03,922 --> 00:28:07,256
In that ugly, tight-ass suit!

716
00:28:07,258 --> 00:28:09,826
- It's ugly!
- It is so very nice to meet you, Miss Auntie.

717
00:28:09,828 --> 00:28:11,794
And that is a lovely blouse

718
00:28:11,796 --> 00:28:13,429
- you have on.
- Why, thank you.

719
00:28:13,431 --> 00:28:17,167
And as for you, Stewart...

720
00:28:17,169 --> 00:28:19,937
I am very disappointed in you... very.

721
00:28:19,939 --> 00:28:22,038
You guys have a lovely afternoon.

722
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,540
Thank you for your time.

723
00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:25,609
Thank you. You have a good day, too.

724
00:28:29,448 --> 00:28:30,880
- What the hell happened?
- Breathe, just breathe.

725
00:28:30,882 --> 00:28:32,783
- Just calm down.
- I was gone for three minutes.

726
00:28:32,785 --> 00:28:35,052
- This shit took one.
- What? Th-The...

727
00:28:35,054 --> 00:28:36,519
Hockey players don't even fight that fast.

728
00:28:36,521 --> 00:28:37,720
Ma'am, I need you to leave

729
00:28:37,722 --> 00:28:38,721
- the premises immediately.
- Oh!

730
00:28:38,723 --> 00:28:40,457
Hello, sir.

731
00:28:40,459 --> 00:28:43,293
Uh, Ryan Pierce, this year's
Essence keynote speaker,

732
00:28:43,295 --> 00:28:44,828
and author of <i>You Can Have It All.</i>

733
00:28:44,830 --> 00:28:46,129
I am sorry.

734
00:28:46,131 --> 00:28:47,698
I'd like to apologize for my friends,

735
00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,699
but I can assure you that
everything is fine now.

736
00:28:49,701 --> 00:28:52,369
Ma'am, she's holding a broken
bottle of Château Mardaux.

737
00:28:52,371 --> 00:28:54,571
Oh, don't be speaking
French to me, motherfucker!

738
00:28:54,573 --> 00:28:56,073
Dina,

739
00:28:56,075 --> 00:28:57,207
you're lucky my aunt is hard of hearing.

740
00:28:57,209 --> 00:28:58,307
And you lucky TSA took that

741
00:28:58,309 --> 00:28:59,743
straight edge away from me.

742
00:28:59,745 --> 00:29:01,210
- Okay, okay, okay, all right.
- Mr. Pierce,

743
00:29:01,212 --> 00:29:03,045
we're in the process of
removing her right now.

744
00:29:03,047 --> 00:29:04,547
- Thank you. - Dina.
- Oh, wai-wai-wai-wai-wait.

745
00:29:04,549 --> 00:29:06,816
- Wait. Really, that is not necessary.
- Dina, calm down.

746
00:29:06,818 --> 00:29:10,219
I promise you. We are longtime
friends, since college.

747
00:29:10,221 --> 00:29:12,054
I mean, this is just the
way we greet each other.

748
00:29:12,056 --> 00:29:14,424
Ms. Pierce, I'm sorry,

749
00:29:14,426 --> 00:29:17,361
but that's not the way we do things here.

750
00:29:17,363 --> 00:29:19,428
Okay. Understood.

751
00:29:19,430 --> 00:29:21,700
But we are not pressing charges, okay?

752
00:29:22,934 --> 00:29:25,334
Isn't that right, Stew?

753
00:29:25,336 --> 00:29:27,336
Well... no.

754
00:29:27,338 --> 00:29:28,938
But if that's the hotel's policy,

755
00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:30,540
- then I understand.
- No!

756
00:29:30,542 --> 00:29:32,508
- What? You know what, you're ridiculous.
- Eat a dick.

757
00:29:32,510 --> 00:29:34,511
- I mean that as a sister to a brother.
- You know what?

758
00:29:34,513 --> 00:29:36,178
- You need to stop.
- You know what, it's cool. I'm-a leave.

759
00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:37,747
- Okay, we're leaving. We're gonna leave.
- I'm-a leave.

760
00:29:37,749 --> 00:29:39,216
- Just give me a second.
- It's all gonna be good.

761
00:29:39,218 --> 00:29:40,950
Oh! Dina! Oh, my...

762
00:29:40,952 --> 00:29:42,953
Okay, you know what, Dina, get over here.

763
00:29:42,955 --> 00:29:44,287
Milk Dud head mother...

764
00:29:44,289 --> 00:29:46,422
You look like a ugly, dirty Mr. Clean!

765
00:29:46,424 --> 00:29:47,690
Your girl needs a leash.

766
00:29:47,692 --> 00:29:49,626
Swipe-ass bastard!

767
00:29:49,628 --> 00:29:51,428
Your room. Now.

768
00:29:51,430 --> 00:29:53,397
I don't want to go to my room.

769
00:29:53,399 --> 00:29:55,064
That place is nasty.

770
00:29:55,066 --> 00:29:56,399
It's haunted.

771
00:29:56,401 --> 00:29:58,368
I was there last year... swear to God,

772
00:29:58,370 --> 00:29:59,636
was up in there last year...

773
00:29:59,638 --> 00:30:01,438
a ghost tried to fuck me.

774
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,306
You ever been fucked by a ghost?

775
00:30:03,308 --> 00:30:05,108
Are you kidding me?

776
00:30:05,110 --> 00:30:07,476
You said you ended this shit
and now there's a picture?

777
00:30:07,478 --> 00:30:09,446
Are you not understanding?

778
00:30:09,448 --> 00:30:11,380
And on top of it, the bitch is here.

779
00:30:11,382 --> 00:30:12,983
I didn't invite her.

780
00:30:12,985 --> 00:30:14,484
Well, neither the fuck did I.

781
00:30:14,486 --> 00:30:16,652
You need to call her and you need to send

782
00:30:16,654 --> 00:30:19,389
that genetically enhanced ass home!

783
00:30:19,391 --> 00:30:21,490
Come on, babe. How am
I supposed to do that?

784
00:30:21,492 --> 00:30:23,659
The same way you tell
her to come get some dick.

785
00:30:23,661 --> 00:30:25,294
You tweet, Snapchat, DM,

786
00:30:25,296 --> 00:30:27,563
smoke signals... whatever you do,

787
00:30:27,565 --> 00:30:28,934
I don't give a shit.

788
00:30:32,438 --> 00:30:34,905
You know what? Whatever.

789
00:30:34,907 --> 00:30:36,573
I'm not doing this.

790
00:30:36,575 --> 00:30:39,008
This is stupid.

791
00:30:39,010 --> 00:30:40,509
This isn't a marriage,

792
00:30:40,511 --> 00:30:43,612
but we agreed to at least be a partnership,

793
00:30:43,614 --> 00:30:45,681
and you can't hold up
your end of the bargain,

794
00:30:45,683 --> 00:30:47,016
let alone your pants.

795
00:30:47,018 --> 00:30:49,419
This is against everything

796
00:30:49,421 --> 00:30:51,487
I tell my readers, my followers,

797
00:30:51,489 --> 00:30:52,989
and yet I'm putting up with it?

798
00:30:52,991 --> 00:30:54,457
- No.
- Ry, Ry...

799
00:30:54,459 --> 00:30:56,126
I'm sorry.

800
00:30:56,128 --> 00:30:58,261
- You're always sorry.
- I-I know, but look at...

801
00:30:58,263 --> 00:30:59,830
I won't do it again.

802
00:30:59,832 --> 00:31:01,998
You always ain't gonna do it again.

803
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,265
Baby, I mean it this time.

804
00:31:03,267 --> 00:31:05,034
Okay?

805
00:31:05,036 --> 00:31:06,769
Real talk.

806
00:31:06,771 --> 00:31:08,505
Ryan, baby, listen.

807
00:31:08,507 --> 00:31:10,006
You're right.

808
00:31:10,008 --> 00:31:12,309
You don't deserve this.

809
00:31:12,311 --> 00:31:15,544
But our brand is who we are.

810
00:31:15,546 --> 00:31:18,648
It's... it's who you are.

811
00:31:18,650 --> 00:31:20,950
Giving all that up because I was sloppy

812
00:31:20,952 --> 00:31:22,351
isn't worth all that you have worked

813
00:31:22,353 --> 00:31:24,487
very hard to accomplish.

814
00:31:24,489 --> 00:31:27,457
Why would we give it up?

815
00:31:27,459 --> 00:31:29,458
And for what?

816
00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:31,328
Huh?

817
00:31:31,330 --> 00:31:32,728
To watch it all crumble?

818
00:31:32,730 --> 00:31:36,166
To be alone?

819
00:31:36,168 --> 00:31:38,668
Ryan, baby, I'm not going anywhere.

820
00:31:38,670 --> 00:31:40,236
You know that.

821
00:31:40,238 --> 00:31:42,240
I don't give a damn about her.

822
00:31:44,575 --> 00:31:47,076
Let's just do our dance

823
00:31:47,078 --> 00:31:49,678
and handle our business.

824
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:53,085
Be that couple who has it all.

825
00:31:56,354 --> 00:31:58,854
No more slipups.

826
00:31:58,856 --> 00:32:00,756
Stick to the plan

827
00:32:00,758 --> 00:32:02,993
and get that ho under control.

828
00:32:02,995 --> 00:32:04,428
And we close this deal.

829
00:32:04,430 --> 00:32:05,896
Done.

830
00:32:05,898 --> 00:32:09,168
Some of us have to find a place to stay.

831
00:32:13,705 --> 00:32:15,772
Damn.

832
00:32:15,774 --> 00:32:17,407
You okay?

833
00:32:17,409 --> 00:32:18,874
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

834
00:32:18,876 --> 00:32:20,576
So where we at?

835
00:32:20,578 --> 00:32:24,214
I called... all the four or
five-star hotels are booked.

836
00:32:24,216 --> 00:32:27,417
You know what? Whatever.
Who needs a fancy suite?

837
00:32:27,419 --> 00:32:29,252
I mean, come on.

838
00:32:29,254 --> 00:32:31,623
Let's rough it. It'll be like old times.

839
00:32:37,462 --> 00:32:38,961
I get the feeling there's definitely been

840
00:32:38,963 --> 00:32:41,531
a few chalk outlines on this floor.

841
00:32:41,533 --> 00:32:42,899
Oh, yeah, somebody

842
00:32:42,901 --> 00:32:45,101
was definitely murdered in this room.

843
00:32:45,103 --> 00:32:48,438
This smells like the body is still in here.

844
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:49,776
Ugh.

845
00:32:51,977 --> 00:32:55,245
The fuck? No mini-bar?

846
00:32:55,247 --> 00:32:57,413
I feel like that one
star was hella generous.

847
00:32:57,415 --> 00:32:58,915
Bitch, you the reason we here.

848
00:32:58,917 --> 00:33:01,951
Classic Dina. You just
had to cause a scene.

849
00:33:01,953 --> 00:33:04,653
Classic Sasha. Can't never let shit go.

850
00:33:04,655 --> 00:33:06,555
- It just happened. Why would I let it go?
- What do you mean

851
00:33:06,557 --> 00:33:08,291
- it just happened? It's in the past.
- Come on. - We told you...

852
00:33:08,293 --> 00:33:09,825
- Please, that was in the past.
- Hey... - In the past?!

853
00:33:09,827 --> 00:33:11,428
- Yes, it's in the past.
- This is your fault. - Hey, hey,

854
00:33:11,430 --> 00:33:12,963
stop arguing!

855
00:33:12,965 --> 00:33:14,797
- Stop it...
- Don't argue!

856
00:33:14,799 --> 00:33:17,434
- Don't argue. - Let it go!
- Hey. Hey. Hey.

857
00:33:17,436 --> 00:33:19,169
- I think I got scabies.
- What?

858
00:33:19,171 --> 00:33:21,170
- I'm itchy.
- Y'all expecting somebody?

859
00:33:21,172 --> 00:33:22,642
Uh-uh.

860
00:33:25,344 --> 00:33:27,279
Fucking foggy peephole.

861
00:33:28,479 --> 00:33:29,748
Who is it?!

862
00:33:35,953 --> 00:33:37,086
- Oh, oh!
- Rochelle here?

863
00:33:37,088 --> 00:33:38,088
Oh!

864
00:33:38,090 --> 00:33:39,523
Uh, no, sir, I am sorry,

865
00:33:39,525 --> 00:33:40,857
you have the wrong room.

866
00:33:40,859 --> 00:33:42,359
- Please leave.
- This is where

867
00:33:42,361 --> 00:33:43,994
I meet Rochelle every night.

868
00:33:43,996 --> 00:33:45,461
Hey, Rochelle ain't here, homeboy.

869
00:33:45,463 --> 00:33:46,630
You need to get on.

870
00:33:46,632 --> 00:33:48,364
It don't have to be Rochelle.

871
00:33:48,366 --> 00:33:50,467
I'll take one of you.

872
00:33:50,469 --> 00:33:52,802
You mean to tell me we staying at a motel

873
00:33:52,804 --> 00:33:54,970
where five-dollar hos do they business?

874
00:33:54,972 --> 00:33:58,007
Five dollars? Shit, I
get two dollars change.

875
00:33:58,009 --> 00:33:59,476
Ooh!

876
00:33:59,478 --> 00:34:01,277
Lisa, you game?

877
00:34:01,279 --> 00:34:04,281
Might as well turn a profit
on dick number one tonight.

878
00:34:04,283 --> 00:34:05,448
Bust that thing open.

879
00:34:05,450 --> 00:34:06,716
Not if she wearing that.

880
00:34:06,718 --> 00:34:09,051
- What?
- I told you that outfit was

881
00:34:09,053 --> 00:34:11,154
ugly as hell. He don't even want to fuck.

882
00:34:11,156 --> 00:34:13,156
Listen, sir, just because
she is not fashionable

883
00:34:13,158 --> 00:34:15,058
doesn't mean that you have to be rude.

884
00:34:15,060 --> 00:34:16,393
Aah!

885
00:34:16,395 --> 00:34:18,127
- Aah! - Oh! Oh!
- Get out of here!

886
00:34:18,129 --> 00:34:19,328
- Aah!
- Get out of here!

887
00:34:19,330 --> 00:34:20,830
Get out!

888
00:34:20,832 --> 00:34:22,565
- Shoot.
- What's wrong with him?

889
00:34:22,567 --> 00:34:24,033
Close this.

890
00:34:24,035 --> 00:34:25,301
- You don't want some of this?
- Aah!

891
00:34:26,337 --> 00:34:27,737
Aah! What is that?

892
00:34:27,739 --> 00:34:29,071
You don't want some of this?

893
00:34:31,643 --> 00:34:33,676
- Aah!
- Oh, oh!

894
00:34:33,678 --> 00:34:36,245
Shit.

895
00:34:36,247 --> 00:34:37,580
You are disgusting!

896
00:34:39,518 --> 00:34:42,384
Go find Rochelle! No, you go find Rochelle.

897
00:34:42,386 --> 00:34:44,754
Y'all are gonna give me a...

898
00:34:44,756 --> 00:34:45,821
heart attack.

899
00:34:47,426 --> 00:34:50,759
Okay. Okay.

900
00:34:50,761 --> 00:34:52,995
I don't find this funny at all.

901
00:34:58,603 --> 00:35:00,569
Yes, girl, you're giving me life!

902
00:35:00,571 --> 00:35:02,071
Oh, hold up, Sash.

903
00:35:02,073 --> 00:35:04,440
Your tag is hanging
out. Let me pull it out.

904
00:35:04,442 --> 00:35:06,042
Oh, no, no, no, don't pull it.

905
00:35:06,044 --> 00:35:07,509
Um, just tuck it in for me.

906
00:35:07,511 --> 00:35:08,877
All right. Okay.

907
00:35:08,879 --> 00:35:10,413
I made a deal with the designer.

908
00:35:10,415 --> 00:35:12,515
I'm gonna, you know,
Instagram it this weekend.

909
00:35:12,517 --> 00:35:14,216
Some tastemaker shit.

910
00:35:14,218 --> 00:35:16,219
Lis, hurry up!

911
00:35:16,221 --> 00:35:19,188
Okay, P. Diddy is not gonna
be waiting for me all night.

912
00:35:19,190 --> 00:35:20,957
He's a busy man.

913
00:35:20,959 --> 00:35:23,225
All right, I'm almost ready.

914
00:35:25,096 --> 00:35:27,033
What the fuck is that?

915
00:35:30,268 --> 00:35:32,636
Wait a minute. Hold on. You...

916
00:35:32,638 --> 00:35:35,272
You got to be kidding me!

917
00:35:35,274 --> 00:35:36,705
I really like this outfit.

918
00:35:36,707 --> 00:35:39,808
I mean, this is hand-stitched embroidery

919
00:35:39,810 --> 00:35:41,111
from an indigenous tribe

920
00:35:41,113 --> 00:35:43,312
in Guatemala that's almost extinct.

921
00:35:43,314 --> 00:35:45,748
So they not fucking in Guatemala?

922
00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:47,650
- Mm.
- You know what?

923
00:35:47,652 --> 00:35:50,085
Intelligent men of academia

924
00:35:50,087 --> 00:35:52,788
- are gonna really appreciate this outfit.
- Huh.

925
00:35:52,790 --> 00:35:55,225
All right, listen, you look beautiful.

926
00:35:55,227 --> 00:35:57,997
- Thank you.
- Now take it off and put this on.

927
00:35:59,330 --> 00:36:01,163
What...?

928
00:36:01,165 --> 00:36:04,567
This dress is a mosquito net.

929
00:36:04,569 --> 00:36:07,069
Then maybe you'll catch something in it.

930
00:36:07,071 --> 00:36:09,172
- Yeah, a man.
- Lisa, you look

931
00:36:09,174 --> 00:36:11,674
- like somebody's Puerto Rican grandmother.
- See?

932
00:36:11,676 --> 00:36:13,143
Now, men'll fuck almost anything,

933
00:36:13,145 --> 00:36:14,680
but not you... in that outfit.

934
00:36:17,415 --> 00:36:19,748
Don't even. I already know.

935
00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:22,451
Tighten that up.

936
00:36:22,453 --> 00:36:24,453
Don't be taking all day back there, either,

937
00:36:24,455 --> 00:36:26,188
making tamales and shit.

938
00:36:26,190 --> 00:36:28,123
♪ Ah, yeah... ♪

939
00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:30,592
<i>New Orleans!</i>

940
00:36:30,594 --> 00:36:37,433
Make some noise for New... Edition!

941
00:36:37,435 --> 00:36:38,467
♪ Ah, yeah ♪

942
00:36:38,469 --> 00:36:40,270
♪ I don't love her ♪

943
00:36:40,272 --> 00:36:43,473
♪ I tried to tell myself ♪

944
00:36:43,475 --> 00:36:47,145
♪ But you can see it in my eyes ♪

945
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:49,879
♪ So don't deny ♪

946
00:36:49,881 --> 00:36:51,480
♪ I can't fool no one else ♪

947
00:36:51,482 --> 00:36:52,982
Oh, my God!

948
00:36:52,984 --> 00:36:55,051
♪ The truth is in the tears I cry ♪

949
00:36:55,053 --> 00:36:57,386
Sing yourself, y'all.

950
00:36:57,388 --> 00:37:01,024
♪ 'Cause if it isn't love,
why do I feel this way? ♪

951
00:37:01,026 --> 00:37:05,328
♪ Why does she stay on my mind? ♪

952
00:37:05,330 --> 00:37:06,862
- Ooh.
- That's right, y'all.

953
00:37:06,864 --> 00:37:08,531
♪ If it isn't love ♪

954
00:37:08,533 --> 00:37:10,366
♪ Why does it hurt so bad? ♪

955
00:37:10,368 --> 00:37:12,167
Oh, oh.

956
00:37:12,169 --> 00:37:14,506
- ♪ Make me feel so sad inside? ♪
- Oh, my God.

957
00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:18,641
- ♪ Ah, yeah ♪
- ♪ If it isn't love ♪

958
00:37:18,643 --> 00:37:20,009
♪ Ah, ah-ah ♪

959
00:37:20,011 --> 00:37:21,544
- ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- I have four.

960
00:37:21,546 --> 00:37:25,214
- ♪ Ah, yeah, ah, y-yeah... ♪
- Come on. - Yeah!

961
00:37:25,216 --> 00:37:26,251
Party in the VIP!

962
00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:29,853
Hey!

963
00:37:29,855 --> 00:37:33,922
That's for Ryan for getting
us up in the hot VIP spot!

964
00:37:33,924 --> 00:37:35,357
Oh, come on, y'all.

965
00:37:35,359 --> 00:37:38,161
Wait, wait. Before we drink,
we should get hydrated.

966
00:37:38,163 --> 00:37:39,895
Where is the water? Excuse me, miss?

967
00:37:39,897 --> 00:37:42,265
- Lisa? Lisa?!
- Yes.

968
00:37:42,267 --> 00:37:45,368
Okay, this weekend, we gonna
need a little less Mom Lisa,

969
00:37:45,370 --> 00:37:47,404
and a little more Freaknik Lisa.

970
00:37:47,406 --> 00:37:49,839
- Mm.
- Mm.

971
00:37:49,841 --> 00:37:51,841
Like Howard Homecoming Lisa.

972
00:37:51,843 --> 00:37:53,442
Ooh!

973
00:37:53,444 --> 00:37:56,279
- Mm-hmm.
- Ooh, Bayou Classic Lisa.

974
00:37:56,281 --> 00:37:59,047
- Aah! - Ooh!
- That Lisa.

975
00:37:59,049 --> 00:38:01,183
Like NBA All-Star Weekend Lisa.

976
00:38:01,185 --> 00:38:03,386
- Ooh.
- That shut it down. Come on now.

977
00:38:03,388 --> 00:38:05,187
You're a fierce sexual goddess.

978
00:38:05,189 --> 00:38:07,223
I'm a bad bitch goddess.

979
00:38:07,225 --> 00:38:08,625
Oh, yes!

980
00:38:08,627 --> 00:38:10,426
Now go out there and slay.

981
00:38:10,428 --> 00:38:12,094
- That's it.
- Let's do this.

982
00:38:12,096 --> 00:38:13,696
She ready.

983
00:38:13,698 --> 00:38:16,565
So, hey, I don't mean to be intrusive,

984
00:38:16,567 --> 00:38:19,067
but, um, how many sexual
partners have you had?

985
00:38:20,471 --> 00:38:22,272
Are you gay? Straight?

986
00:38:22,274 --> 00:38:23,973
'Cause with the pocket squares and...

987
00:38:23,975 --> 00:38:26,542
I'm not feeling confident about this.

988
00:38:26,544 --> 00:38:27,944
So you're not lactose intolerant?

989
00:38:27,946 --> 00:38:29,946
You give me the smallest bit

990
00:38:29,948 --> 00:38:32,281
of ice cream, and I'm
taking off like a rocket.

991
00:38:32,283 --> 00:38:33,817
It's just a...

992
00:38:33,819 --> 00:38:35,551
Damn, she rusty.

993
00:38:35,553 --> 00:38:37,053
I have both my kids, right?

994
00:38:37,055 --> 00:38:39,054
And I kept their placenta.

995
00:38:39,056 --> 00:38:40,723
And you know what I do every morning

996
00:38:40,725 --> 00:38:42,458
when I make my morning shake?

997
00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:45,395
I take a little bit of that
placenta, plop it right inside.

998
00:38:45,397 --> 00:38:47,996
- Ugh!
- Grind it up, throw it back.

999
00:38:47,998 --> 00:38:51,500
I'm telling you, I'm gonna
live till I'm a hundred.

1000
00:38:51,502 --> 00:38:53,502
- I can't watch it.
- She gonna have to Uber.

1001
00:38:53,504 --> 00:38:55,404
- I tried, but I can't.
- She ain't riding with us.

1002
00:38:55,406 --> 00:38:58,408
- Okay.
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

1003
00:38:58,410 --> 00:39:00,143
Everybody.

1004
00:39:00,145 --> 00:39:02,679
♪ It happened the moment ♪

1005
00:39:04,616 --> 00:39:08,350
♪ When you were revealed... ♪

1006
00:39:08,352 --> 00:39:10,118
Oh, Lisa, Lisa.

1007
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:13,422
- Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
- Sasha Franklin.

1008
00:39:13,424 --> 00:39:15,658
Of Sasha's Secrets.

1009
00:39:15,660 --> 00:39:21,431
Miss Vanzant, it is such an honor to even

1010
00:39:21,433 --> 00:39:24,167
- be in the same...
- So, so, come,

1011
00:39:24,169 --> 00:39:27,837
missy, and let me holler
at you for a minute.

1012
00:39:27,839 --> 00:39:30,440
Okay.

1013
00:39:30,442 --> 00:39:32,975
Do you know who I am?

1014
00:39:32,977 --> 00:39:35,178
Yeah. I just said...

1015
00:39:35,180 --> 00:39:37,714
- I just said...
- 'Cause either you don't know,

1016
00:39:37,716 --> 00:39:40,183
or some strange affliction has altered

1017
00:39:40,185 --> 00:39:43,018
the molecular structure of your brain.

1018
00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:45,855
If you think that you can trash

1019
00:39:45,857 --> 00:39:47,723
my name and reputation just to make...

1020
00:39:47,725 --> 00:39:49,192
...a name for yourself, missy,

1021
00:39:49,194 --> 00:39:51,560
that is not gonna turn out well for you.

1022
00:39:51,562 --> 00:39:53,129
N-No. Look, I'm just the messenger.

1023
00:39:53,131 --> 00:39:55,031
I thought you looked great in that thong.

1024
00:39:55,033 --> 00:39:57,500
Liar!

1025
00:39:57,502 --> 00:39:59,301
Try me again,

1026
00:39:59,303 --> 00:40:02,672
and I promise you

1027
00:40:02,674 --> 00:40:06,576
that you and I are gonna have
a Middle Passage experience,

1028
00:40:06,578 --> 00:40:10,045
a fight for survival, and I will win.

1029
00:40:10,047 --> 00:40:13,850
Have I made myself clear?

1030
00:40:13,852 --> 00:40:15,250
Clear?!

1031
00:40:15,252 --> 00:40:17,487
Clear.

1032
00:40:17,489 --> 00:40:19,688
Oh. Okay, thank you, beloved.

1033
00:40:19,690 --> 00:40:23,225
Blessings to you, and you
enjoy the rest of your evening.

1034
00:40:24,895 --> 00:40:27,163
Shoot. Yes, tell me it recorded.

1035
00:40:27,165 --> 00:40:29,232
Please tell me I've got that on video.

1036
00:40:29,234 --> 00:40:31,167
Come on, please.

1037
00:40:31,169 --> 00:40:33,036
Damn it!

1038
00:40:33,038 --> 00:40:34,437
Damn it, Sasha.

1039
00:40:34,439 --> 00:40:36,071
That was your car and your mortgage.

1040
00:40:36,073 --> 00:40:40,042
- Hey, uh, Sasha?
- Yeah.

1041
00:40:40,044 --> 00:40:42,545
Listen, do you, uh, mind
not working right now?

1042
00:40:42,547 --> 00:40:46,348
Well, what do you call what you're doing?

1043
00:40:46,350 --> 00:40:48,884
No. I'm just saying
that I don't want anyone

1044
00:40:48,886 --> 00:40:51,087
to feel uncomfortable thinking
that you're spying on them.

1045
00:40:51,089 --> 00:40:52,688
- That's all.
- Ryan, I don't spy on people.

1046
00:40:52,690 --> 00:40:54,290
Okay. I'm sorry.

1047
00:40:54,292 --> 00:40:57,225
I'm just saying that I'm
their guest, you're my guest.

1048
00:40:57,227 --> 00:41:00,462
Are you telling me to behave?

1049
00:41:00,464 --> 00:41:01,897
Is that what you telling me right now?

1050
00:41:01,899 --> 00:41:03,299
No. I'm just saying that

1051
00:41:03,301 --> 00:41:05,033
it would be more
appropriate and effective...

1052
00:41:05,035 --> 00:41:06,603
- Um, Sasha? Sasha?
- What is appropriate and effective?

1053
00:41:06,605 --> 00:41:08,203
These words you're using on me feel real...

1054
00:41:08,205 --> 00:41:10,640
I think you should come with
me to the bathroom, please.

1055
00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:12,641
Real quick. I got snaps and zippers and...

1056
00:41:12,643 --> 00:41:14,444
- But she's...
- ...all kinds of things that I need help with.

1057
00:41:14,446 --> 00:41:16,045
Lisa, I know... Lisa,
I know what you're doing.

1058
00:41:16,047 --> 00:41:17,413
What part of England

1059
00:41:17,415 --> 00:41:19,114
are you from... Compton, England?

1060
00:41:19,116 --> 00:41:21,551
- Come on, Estelle. Darling, yes, look at us.
- No. No.

1061
00:41:21,553 --> 00:41:23,886
Two conquerors taking over the world.

1062
00:41:23,888 --> 00:41:26,489
Don't be a bugger! Pip, pip, cheerio.

1063
00:41:26,491 --> 00:41:27,957
- No.
- I'll tag you.

1064
00:41:27,959 --> 00:41:29,324
- Please don't.
- I'll be tagging you in this.

1065
00:41:29,326 --> 00:41:30,926
- Oh, please don't.
- What are you doing?

1066
00:41:30,928 --> 00:41:32,395
What? I'm taking fun
pictures with celebrities.

1067
00:41:32,397 --> 00:41:34,096
I'm talking to celebrities and everything.

1068
00:41:35,667 --> 00:41:37,799
- Glad to see some things ain't changed.
- Julian!

1069
00:41:37,801 --> 00:41:40,169
- Oh, my God!
- Look at you. You got muscles now.

1070
00:41:40,171 --> 00:41:42,105
Ah. What up, D?

1071
00:41:42,107 --> 00:41:43,906
What's up, boy?

1072
00:41:43,908 --> 00:41:46,109
- Look at you.
- Look, man, you got fine.

1073
00:41:46,111 --> 00:41:47,409
Ryan.

1074
00:41:47,411 --> 00:41:48,645
- It's good to see you.
- Wow.

1075
00:41:48,647 --> 00:41:49,846
I thought that was you.

1076
00:41:49,848 --> 00:41:52,315
I cannot believe I'm looking at half

1077
00:41:52,317 --> 00:41:53,850
of the Flossy Posse.

1078
00:41:53,852 --> 00:41:56,518
- Mm-hmm.
- And the other half is here, too.

1079
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,254
- No shit.
- Yes.

1080
00:41:58,256 --> 00:42:01,123
- The whole entire FP crew is in the building?
- Mm-hmm.

1081
00:42:01,125 --> 00:42:03,158
Okay, it's official now.

1082
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,661
Wow, so you playing this weekend?

1083
00:42:04,663 --> 00:42:07,129
Yeah, I'm actually sitting in with Ne-Yo

1084
00:42:07,131 --> 00:42:08,330
at the House of Blues on Saturday.

1085
00:42:08,332 --> 00:42:09,699
Ne-Yo? I
love Ne-Yo.

1086
00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:12,034
Well, y'all should come through. Swing by.

1087
00:42:12,036 --> 00:42:13,301
I will put you on a list.

1088
00:42:13,303 --> 00:42:15,138
- It's nothing.
- Okay, we're there.

1089
00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:16,471
- Good.
- Yeah, we there.

1090
00:42:16,473 --> 00:42:17,507
Mm.

1091
00:42:17,509 --> 00:42:19,344
Okay.

1092
00:42:20,879 --> 00:42:23,279
Uh, so what you drinking?

1093
00:42:23,281 --> 00:42:25,681
Sash, I just brought you in here, okay,

1094
00:42:25,683 --> 00:42:28,518
so that you can have a
little compassion for Ryan

1095
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,386
and everything that she's going through.

1096
00:42:30,388 --> 00:42:33,355
So, I'm asking you to please be nice.

1097
00:42:33,357 --> 00:42:34,723
I'm trying.

1098
00:42:34,725 --> 00:42:36,158
I mean, she is the one

1099
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,627
giving me grief about doing my job.

1100
00:42:38,629 --> 00:42:40,629
You know, we can't all
just smile for the cameras

1101
00:42:40,631 --> 00:42:42,130
and sit next to a football player

1102
00:42:42,132 --> 00:42:43,165
and make money off of him.

1103
00:42:43,167 --> 00:42:45,134
Ooh, now, Sasha,

1104
00:42:45,136 --> 00:42:46,736
that's not fair and you know it.

1105
00:42:46,738 --> 00:42:49,071
- You know you always do this.
- I always do what?

1106
00:42:49,073 --> 00:42:52,375
Ryan can do no wrong in your eyes.

1107
00:42:52,377 --> 00:42:54,176
Even when she bailed on all of our plans

1108
00:42:54,178 --> 00:42:56,545
to start the first black
<i>Huffington Post.</i>

1109
00:42:56,547 --> 00:42:58,313
That was five years ago.

1110
00:42:58,315 --> 00:42:59,649
All right?

1111
00:42:59,651 --> 00:43:01,551
Can you just let it go?

1112
00:43:01,553 --> 00:43:03,819
Okay.

1113
00:43:03,821 --> 00:43:05,323
Sash.

1114
00:43:07,424 --> 00:43:08,893
Don't look at me with them eyes.

1115
00:43:11,196 --> 00:43:12,995
Okay.

1116
00:43:12,997 --> 00:43:14,897
All right.

1117
00:43:14,899 --> 00:43:16,833
- Thank you. I love you.
- Don't hug on me.

1118
00:43:16,835 --> 00:43:19,502
Hug on some of that man meat out there.

1119
00:43:19,504 --> 00:43:22,605
♪ I never knew a luh,
luh-luh, a love like this ♪

1120
00:43:22,607 --> 00:43:25,040
♪ Gotta be somethin'
for me to write this ♪

1121
00:43:25,042 --> 00:43:27,210
♪ Queen, I ain't seen you in a minute ♪

1122
00:43:27,212 --> 00:43:29,946
♪ Wrote this letter and
finally decide to send it ♪

1123
00:43:29,948 --> 00:43:31,413
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered
for us to grow together... ♪

1124
00:43:31,415 --> 00:43:32,448
Mom?

1125
00:43:32,450 --> 00:43:34,716
Can you hear me?

1126
00:43:34,718 --> 00:43:36,953
Dang it.

1127
00:43:36,955 --> 00:43:39,922
Reception is just awful.

1128
00:43:39,924 --> 00:43:42,357
Keep moving, come on.

1129
00:43:42,359 --> 00:43:43,926
Come on.

1130
00:43:43,928 --> 00:43:45,361
Hey.

1131
00:43:45,363 --> 00:43:48,130
- Pretty lady from Bourbon Street.
- Hey.

1132
00:43:48,132 --> 00:43:50,433
- Yeah, how...
- You know that doesn't work, right?

1133
00:43:50,435 --> 00:43:53,736
Oh, well, I mean... you
got to try, you know?

1134
00:43:53,738 --> 00:43:55,203
Just in case you get lucky.

1135
00:43:55,205 --> 00:43:56,739
I mean, not lucky.

1136
00:43:56,741 --> 00:43:59,074
You want to stand on my shoulders and try?

1137
00:43:59,076 --> 00:44:00,643
Sing us out.

1138
00:44:00,645 --> 00:44:03,078
You know, for height.

1139
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,448
So, um, how many baby mamas you got?

1140
00:44:05,450 --> 00:44:06,649
Zero.

1141
00:44:06,651 --> 00:44:08,551
You got a wifey?

1142
00:44:08,553 --> 00:44:09,986
Nope.

1143
00:44:09,988 --> 00:44:11,286
You got a husband?

1144
00:44:12,290 --> 00:44:13,723
Don't even try to play.

1145
00:44:13,725 --> 00:44:15,324
Don't play me, all right?

1146
00:44:15,326 --> 00:44:16,792
Dina, Dina, come on, come on.

1147
00:44:16,794 --> 00:44:17,926
Now, Julian is a musician.

1148
00:44:17,928 --> 00:44:19,562
He play the bass.

1149
00:44:19,564 --> 00:44:21,429
What he gonna do with one
piece of pussy-coochie-twat?

1150
00:44:24,134 --> 00:44:26,768
There's a lot you can do with just one.

1151
00:44:30,007 --> 00:44:31,274
Talk to me. Yes.

1152
00:44:31,276 --> 00:44:33,009
I got one you can do a lot with.

1153
00:44:33,011 --> 00:44:34,777
Stop.

1154
00:44:34,779 --> 00:44:36,112
Dangerous. She's dangerous.

1155
00:44:36,114 --> 00:44:37,245
Close them...

1156
00:44:37,247 --> 00:44:40,082
Man, you ain't joking.

1157
00:44:40,084 --> 00:44:41,417
Look.

1158
00:44:41,419 --> 00:44:42,784
Smash alert, two o'clock.

1159
00:44:42,786 --> 00:44:44,319
Ooh, ooh, ooh.

1160
00:44:44,321 --> 00:44:45,587
You got it? I got you.

1161
00:44:45,589 --> 00:44:46,955
- Oh, my God.
- Ooh.

1162
00:44:46,957 --> 00:44:48,324
Is that Lisa?

1163
00:44:48,326 --> 00:44:49,958
You got to keep twisting like this, right?

1164
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,993
- Because that-that helps with the reception.
- All right.

1165
00:44:51,995 --> 00:44:54,263
But just a minute ago
she was chasing him off.

1166
00:44:54,265 --> 00:44:56,299
Now she got her whole
taco in the dude's face.

1167
00:44:56,301 --> 00:44:59,301
Ma, can you hear me yet?

1168
00:44:59,303 --> 00:45:01,971
No, she still can't hear me, though.

1169
00:45:01,973 --> 00:45:03,172
And it's raw taco.

1170
00:45:03,174 --> 00:45:04,973
She ain't got no panties on.

1171
00:45:04,975 --> 00:45:06,375
- Oh, it's a good thing we made her shave.
- Hell no, man.

1172
00:45:06,377 --> 00:45:07,877
Y'all still wild.

1173
00:45:07,879 --> 00:45:10,179
- Yes, we are.
- Yeah, Lisa.

1174
00:45:10,181 --> 00:45:12,047
Oh, my God, that's Diddy, baby.

1175
00:45:12,049 --> 00:45:13,482
Oh.

1176
00:45:13,484 --> 00:45:15,217
How y'all feeling over here tonight?

1177
00:45:15,219 --> 00:45:17,719
Y'all ready to have a good
time in this motherfucker?

1178
00:45:17,721 --> 00:45:19,323
Ladies, look what your man's got.

1179
00:45:21,359 --> 00:45:23,391
Hell nah, I'm about to
get pregnant tonight. Move.

1180
00:45:23,393 --> 00:45:24,527
Party people...

1181
00:45:24,529 --> 00:45:26,062
You have created a monster.

1182
00:45:26,064 --> 00:45:27,797
It's a really good vibe. Come on.

1183
00:45:27,799 --> 00:45:29,699
Oh!

1184
00:45:29,701 --> 00:45:31,667
♪ Yo, what you know about goin' out? ♪

1185
00:45:31,669 --> 00:45:32,801
♪ Head west, red Lex ♪

1186
00:45:32,803 --> 00:45:33,969
♪ TV's all up in the headrest ♪

1187
00:45:33,971 --> 00:45:35,538
♪ Try and live it up ♪

1188
00:45:35,540 --> 00:45:37,373
- ♪ Ride true, a bigger truck ♪
- ♪ What? ♪

1189
00:45:37,375 --> 00:45:39,475
♪ Piece all glittered up,
stick-up kid, nigga, what? ♪

1190
00:45:39,477 --> 00:45:41,509
♪ To every state, come
on, bury the hate ♪

1191
00:45:41,511 --> 00:45:43,913
♪ Millions the only thing
we in a hurry to make ♪

1192
00:45:43,915 --> 00:45:45,348
♪ Whether friend or
ex-friend in a Lex or a Benz ♪

1193
00:45:45,350 --> 00:45:47,350
♪ Let's begin, bring
this BS to an end... ♪

1194
00:45:47,352 --> 00:45:48,917
Sing the song. Come on, come on.

1195
00:45:48,919 --> 00:45:50,853
♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad boy... ♪

1196
00:45:50,855 --> 00:45:52,087
Chorus, sing the song.

1197
00:45:52,089 --> 00:45:53,723
♪ You make me feel so good ♪

1198
00:45:53,725 --> 00:45:55,257
♪ You know you make me feel so good ♪

1199
00:45:55,259 --> 00:45:57,525
- ♪ You know you make me feel so good. ♪
- Come on.

1200
00:45:57,527 --> 00:46:01,096
Hey, hey, sing the song with me, y'all!

1201
00:46:01,098 --> 00:46:02,899
♪ I never knew ♪

1202
00:46:02,901 --> 00:46:06,768
♪ There was a love like this before ♪

1203
00:46:06,770 --> 00:46:09,906
♪ A love like this before ♪

1204
00:46:09,908 --> 00:46:12,107
- ♪ Love, love ♪
- ♪ Never had someone ♪

1205
00:46:12,109 --> 00:46:14,009
- ♪ To show me a love ♪
- No.

1206
00:46:14,011 --> 00:46:16,511
Dina, put your shirt on!

1207
00:46:16,513 --> 00:46:19,415
♪ A love like this before ♪

1208
00:46:19,417 --> 00:46:24,353
♪ Now that we have come to be... ♪

1209
00:46:24,355 --> 00:46:26,355
Ooh!

1210
00:46:26,357 --> 00:46:29,792
Girl, your booty's showing. Wait, hold on.

1211
00:46:29,794 --> 00:46:32,094
♪ Never thought you'd
be a special part of me ♪

1212
00:46:32,096 --> 00:46:34,696
Get up there.

1213
00:46:34,698 --> 00:46:36,531
♪ My baby ♪

1214
00:46:36,533 --> 00:46:39,067
Hell yeah, Dina!

1215
00:46:39,069 --> 00:46:41,404
You go and get that ass!

1216
00:46:41,406 --> 00:46:42,605
- That shit works!
- Yes, do it!

1217
00:46:42,607 --> 00:46:45,141
♪ I can go on ♪

1218
00:46:45,143 --> 00:46:46,408
I see you, baby.

1219
00:46:46,410 --> 00:46:49,145
Make some noise.

1220
00:46:49,147 --> 00:46:53,248
♪ I can't even take my
mind off loving you ♪

1221
00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:56,085
♪ I never knew there was... ♪

1222
00:46:56,087 --> 00:46:58,087
Oh, my God!

1223
00:46:58,089 --> 00:46:59,721
♪ A love like this before. ♪

1224
00:46:59,723 --> 00:47:00,922
<i>I love y'all.</i>

1225
00:47:00,924 --> 00:47:02,290
<i>Thank you, New Orleans.</i>

1226
00:47:02,292 --> 00:47:05,127
Turn up, turn up, turn up.

1227
00:47:05,129 --> 00:47:07,295
- Oh.
- What we doing after this, y'all?

1228
00:47:07,297 --> 00:47:09,598
My frat's having a party
at Xavier, up the road.

1229
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,634
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up
here. How-how old are you?

1230
00:47:12,636 --> 00:47:14,437
- 21.
- We are not going to any college frat party.

1231
00:47:14,439 --> 00:47:15,737
- 21?!
- What?

1232
00:47:15,739 --> 00:47:17,172
- Uh-uh.
- Oh, wait.

1233
00:47:17,174 --> 00:47:18,908
Maybe I should wait here
for Diddy to come out

1234
00:47:18,910 --> 00:47:21,444
'cause you know once a man lays his eyes

1235
00:47:21,446 --> 00:47:24,946
on these Biggie Smalls up on my
chest, it burns in their brain.

1236
00:47:24,948 --> 00:47:26,348
It burns right in their brain.

1237
00:47:26,350 --> 00:47:27,650
- Come on, for real.
- It burned in mine.

1238
00:47:27,652 --> 00:47:29,284
What y'all getting into? I
know y'all doing something.

1239
00:47:29,286 --> 00:47:31,152
Uh, wait, wait. Come on, y'all.

1240
00:47:31,154 --> 00:47:33,755
I still have to work tomorrow.
I really should get to bed.

1241
00:47:33,757 --> 00:47:35,757
- Oh, it ain't even midnight yet.
- Come on. - Boo.

1242
00:47:35,759 --> 00:47:37,460
Come on, guys, listen.

1243
00:47:37,462 --> 00:47:40,328
I just watched my best
friend grind on Diddy.

1244
00:47:40,330 --> 00:47:42,163
What could possibly top that?

1245
00:47:43,468 --> 00:47:46,502
Let's do this shit, bitches!

1246
00:47:46,504 --> 00:47:48,471
Flossy Posse is in effect!

1247
00:47:48,473 --> 00:47:49,672
Yeah!

1248
00:47:49,674 --> 00:47:51,306
Here I go!

1249
00:47:51,308 --> 00:47:53,277
Oh, shit!

1250
00:47:58,448 --> 00:48:00,882
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1251
00:48:00,884 --> 00:48:02,951
That was amazing!

1252
00:48:02,953 --> 00:48:04,819
Guess she caught her second wind.

1253
00:48:04,821 --> 00:48:06,288
Sasha!

1254
00:48:06,290 --> 00:48:09,458
Come on! You have to try it! It's amazing!

1255
00:48:09,460 --> 00:48:11,493
Fuck it.

1256
00:48:11,495 --> 00:48:13,495
I'm white-boy wasted anyway.

1257
00:48:13,497 --> 00:48:15,063
Come on!

1258
00:48:15,065 --> 00:48:18,333
Oh, shit! Oh, my God!

1259
00:48:18,335 --> 00:48:19,502
Oh, shit!

1260
00:48:19,504 --> 00:48:20,636
Oh, my God!

1261
00:48:20,638 --> 00:48:22,337
Oh, shit! Catch me.

1262
00:48:22,339 --> 00:48:25,574
Oh! Oh, oh, oh, don't let me go.

1263
00:48:25,576 --> 00:48:27,143
- Don't let me go.
- Oh!

1264
00:48:27,145 --> 00:48:29,511
- Don't let me go!
- You did it!

1265
00:48:29,513 --> 00:48:30,846
Sasha!

1266
00:48:30,848 --> 00:48:32,982
That was crazy.

1267
00:48:32,984 --> 00:48:34,917
- Come on, Lis. Come on, Lis.
- Come on, it's time. Let's go.

1268
00:48:34,919 --> 00:48:36,317
No, no, no, no, no.
This is not a good idea.

1269
00:48:36,319 --> 00:48:37,652
I have to pee.

1270
00:48:37,654 --> 00:48:39,087
Look, the line is shorter over there.

1271
00:48:39,089 --> 00:48:40,890
There's a long line in the bathroom here.

1272
00:48:40,892 --> 00:48:42,058
Just go for it.

1273
00:48:42,060 --> 00:48:43,359
- You can do it!
- It's fun!

1274
00:48:43,361 --> 00:48:45,094
All right. All right, all right.

1275
00:48:45,096 --> 00:48:46,594
All right.

1276
00:48:46,596 --> 00:48:48,531
Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!

1277
00:48:48,533 --> 00:48:49,765
Peter Pan that shit!

1278
00:48:49,767 --> 00:48:51,833
Lisa! Lisa!

1279
00:48:54,404 --> 00:48:55,870
Lisa! Lisa!

1280
00:48:59,544 --> 00:49:01,544
Oh, shit.

1281
00:49:01,546 --> 00:49:03,612
What?

1282
00:49:03,614 --> 00:49:04,746
- What?
- What happened?

1283
00:49:04,748 --> 00:49:06,348
Why did I stop?!

1284
00:49:06,350 --> 00:49:08,116
What? Why isn't it moving?

1285
00:49:08,118 --> 00:49:10,018
- Wait, what's going on?
- Why did it stop?

1286
00:49:10,020 --> 00:49:11,053
Hello!

1287
00:49:11,055 --> 00:49:12,420
What's wrong?

1288
00:49:14,424 --> 00:49:15,958
- Don't worry about it.
- They gon', they gon' fix it.

1289
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:17,292
- Just-just hold tight. Hold on, Lisa.
- Yeah, I see it.

1290
00:49:17,294 --> 00:49:19,527
This is not the time, I'm telling you!

1291
00:49:19,529 --> 00:49:21,029
You got it!

1292
00:49:21,031 --> 00:49:22,531
Squeeze that!

1293
00:49:22,533 --> 00:49:24,199
- Oh, God.
- It hit a snag.

1294
00:49:24,201 --> 00:49:25,567
- It's right there. Got it?
- Baby Jesus. Oh, Je-Jesus.

1295
00:49:25,569 --> 00:49:27,603
Please, don't make me pee on anybody.

1296
00:49:27,605 --> 00:49:30,573
Stop taking that picture
of her fucking vagina!

1297
00:49:30,575 --> 00:49:33,141
Please don't do it!

1298
00:49:34,645 --> 00:49:35,947
Oh!

1299
00:49:40,585 --> 00:49:43,284
- Damn.
- How much did she drink?

1300
00:49:43,286 --> 00:49:46,754
Why have you forsaken me, Baby Jesus?

1301
00:49:46,756 --> 00:49:49,792
Your BFF is on her way.

1302
00:49:49,794 --> 00:49:51,594
So sorry. I really tried to hold it.

1303
00:49:55,832 --> 00:49:57,266
Don't worry, girl. I got you.

1304
00:49:59,603 --> 00:50:00,636
Yeah!

1305
00:50:00,638 --> 00:50:02,937
I didn't know you was into golden showers.

1306
00:50:02,939 --> 00:50:04,440
Girl, that's my jam.

1307
00:50:04,442 --> 00:50:05,641
Watch this.

1308
00:50:07,812 --> 00:50:09,848
What the fuck?

1309
00:50:12,315 --> 00:50:13,582
- Oh, come on!
- Oh!

1310
00:50:14,986 --> 00:50:16,688
Oh, man.

1311
00:50:18,422 --> 00:50:20,489
What are you doing?

1312
00:50:20,491 --> 00:50:23,458
Y'all didn't even have
to take me to Red Lobster.

1313
00:50:30,535 --> 00:50:35,170
Hey, when I said let loose,
I didn't mean it literally.

1314
00:50:35,172 --> 00:50:36,839
Ry, what?

1315
00:50:36,841 --> 00:50:38,306
- Did you see that?!
- Yeah.

1316
00:50:38,308 --> 00:50:40,141
Everybody saw it.

1317
00:50:40,143 --> 00:50:42,944
- Damn!
- Oh, I am so happy we ran into you.

1318
00:50:42,946 --> 00:50:46,281
I swear, I've not had
this much fun in so long.

1319
00:50:46,283 --> 00:50:48,683
You never had a problem with that before.

1320
00:50:48,685 --> 00:50:50,118
I miss that girl.

1321
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,654
You definitely brought her back tonight.

1322
00:50:53,491 --> 00:50:56,357
Well, maybe she needs you
around a little more often.

1323
00:51:02,299 --> 00:51:04,065
Uh...

1324
00:51:04,067 --> 00:51:06,868
maybe I should get you home.

1325
00:51:06,870 --> 00:51:09,538
Didn't you say you have
an appearance or something?

1326
00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:11,574
Tomorrow?

1327
00:51:11,576 --> 00:51:14,076
With your husband?

1328
00:51:14,078 --> 00:51:15,810
Yeah, that nigga.

1329
00:51:15,812 --> 00:51:18,413
What?

1330
00:51:18,415 --> 00:51:21,250
What? No.

1331
00:51:21,252 --> 00:51:23,051
- You just...
- Yeah, no, no, right.

1332
00:51:23,053 --> 00:51:25,687
I should, um...

1333
00:51:25,689 --> 00:51:27,089
I should probably go.

1334
00:51:27,091 --> 00:51:29,757
Yeah. Uh, but where y'all staying?

1335
00:51:29,759 --> 00:51:31,527
I'll take you to your hotel.

1336
00:51:31,529 --> 00:51:32,995
Where you... at the W?

1337
00:51:32,997 --> 00:51:35,263
- Uh...
- The Roosevelt?

1338
00:51:35,265 --> 00:51:36,765
I got you.

1339
00:51:36,767 --> 00:51:38,766
Come on.

1340
00:51:38,768 --> 00:51:41,569
All right. It's all yours.

1341
00:51:41,571 --> 00:51:43,339
Are you sure?

1342
00:51:43,341 --> 00:51:45,708
There's no way in hell I'll let y'all

1343
00:51:45,710 --> 00:51:47,076
stay in that filthy dump.

1344
00:51:47,078 --> 00:51:49,210
I'm-a crash with the guys in the band.

1345
00:51:49,212 --> 00:51:50,946
Y'all get some sleep.

1346
00:51:50,948 --> 00:51:53,716
Thank you, Julian, for everything tonight.

1347
00:51:53,718 --> 00:51:55,116
For everything.

1348
00:51:55,118 --> 00:51:56,421
No sweat.

1349
00:51:59,357 --> 00:52:01,290
You sure everything is good with you?

1350
00:52:01,292 --> 00:52:03,460
Yes. Absolutely.

1351
00:52:05,730 --> 00:52:07,895
All right, then.

1352
00:52:07,897 --> 00:52:10,031
- Okay.
- Night.

1353
00:52:21,312 --> 00:52:23,045
Can I just touch it?

1354
00:52:23,047 --> 00:52:25,047
You can touch it.

1355
00:52:25,049 --> 00:52:26,484
Ah...

1356
00:52:28,585 --> 00:52:30,419
Oh.

1357
00:52:30,421 --> 00:52:32,221
You're shy.

1358
00:52:32,223 --> 00:52:35,391
You should move your arm.

1359
00:52:37,093 --> 00:52:39,597
That's not my arm.

1360
00:52:43,567 --> 00:52:45,500
Uh...

1361
00:52:47,171 --> 00:52:50,172
I just... I couldn't do it.

1362
00:52:50,174 --> 00:52:52,808
It was unbelievable. I'm telling you guys,

1363
00:52:52,810 --> 00:52:54,310
you had to see this thing.

1364
00:52:54,312 --> 00:52:56,277
Well, why didn't you
bring it out and show us?

1365
00:52:56,279 --> 00:52:59,248
Were you gonna help me carry it out here?

1366
00:52:59,250 --> 00:53:01,250
I'd have slung it over my shoulder.

1367
00:53:01,252 --> 00:53:03,351
I... listen,

1368
00:53:03,353 --> 00:53:05,687
- I ain't never seen nothing like that.
- Wait. The good Lord

1369
00:53:05,689 --> 00:53:08,257
gives you all that meat,
and you just hand it back?

1370
00:53:09,426 --> 00:53:11,159
Is that because you a vegan?

1371
00:53:11,161 --> 00:53:13,094
No, Dina.

1372
00:53:13,096 --> 00:53:15,464
It's because I want to
keep my uterus intact.

1373
00:53:15,466 --> 00:53:18,167
Girl, I'm gonna give
you a lecture tomorrow.

1374
00:53:18,169 --> 00:53:19,634
But tonight I'm too tired.

1375
00:53:19,636 --> 00:53:23,172
I think my liver is broken.

1376
00:53:23,174 --> 00:53:25,274
Uh-uh. Y'all not going to sleep.

1377
00:53:25,276 --> 00:53:27,775
Come on. Come on, bring it.

1378
00:53:27,777 --> 00:53:29,178
Come on!

1379
00:53:29,180 --> 00:53:30,545
Get up!

1380
00:53:30,547 --> 00:53:32,614
- Mm-mm.
- Oh, God.

1381
00:53:35,652 --> 00:53:37,288
Mm-hmm,
mm-hmm.

1382
00:53:40,658 --> 00:53:42,324
What?

1383
00:53:42,326 --> 00:53:44,393
I'm not going to hell.

1384
00:53:44,395 --> 00:53:46,527
Jesus loves me, too.

1385
00:53:46,529 --> 00:53:48,866
Better recognize your blessings.

1386
00:53:50,533 --> 00:53:53,067
- She got a point.
- Yeah.

1387
00:53:53,069 --> 00:53:54,737
Okay.

1388
00:53:54,739 --> 00:53:57,205
Here we go.

1389
00:53:57,207 --> 00:54:00,241
Heavenly Father, we want to
thank you for this day of life,

1390
00:54:00,243 --> 00:54:03,145
and thank you for bringing
the Flossy Posse back together.

1391
00:54:03,147 --> 00:54:05,413
It's like you always listen to my prayers,

1392
00:54:05,415 --> 00:54:07,415
'cause I missed my girls so much.

1393
00:54:07,417 --> 00:54:09,484
- Aw...
- And I can't wait

1394
00:54:09,486 --> 00:54:12,187
for us to have all the
most fun in the world!

1395
00:54:12,189 --> 00:54:15,357
Oh, I can just feel my heart
filling up with joy now,

1396
00:54:15,359 --> 00:54:17,493
<i>just thinking about all the
good things we're gonna do...</i>

1397
00:54:32,710 --> 00:54:34,612
Thank you.

1398
00:54:36,846 --> 00:54:39,580
Hey, are-are you even up for this?

1399
00:54:39,582 --> 00:54:41,616
Don't worry, I have been
pretending to be okay

1400
00:54:41,618 --> 00:54:44,252
for two years... I can do
it for a few more minutes.

1401
00:54:44,254 --> 00:54:45,888
Honey, honey... whoa!

1402
00:54:45,890 --> 00:54:48,056
Somebody got turnt.

1403
00:54:48,058 --> 00:54:49,958
It's okay. It's okay.

1404
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,094
Uh, yeah, yeah, so we'll, uh...

1405
00:54:52,096 --> 00:54:55,029
- Gonna get you some coffee, okay, sweetie?
- Okay.

1406
00:54:55,031 --> 00:54:57,031
- Some water?
- Yeah, water, too.

1407
00:54:57,033 --> 00:54:58,699
- Yeah.
- <i>Listen,</i>

1408
00:54:58,701 --> 00:55:00,868
I've been out the game for a minute,

1409
00:55:00,870 --> 00:55:03,806
and I don't know what these
young girls are doing out here

1410
00:55:03,808 --> 00:55:05,406
to handle all that,

1411
00:55:05,408 --> 00:55:08,377
- but I'm not on that train.
- Come on, now, Lisa,

1412
00:55:08,379 --> 00:55:10,978
I ain't never known you to
back down from a challenge.

1413
00:55:10,980 --> 00:55:12,448
I know.

1414
00:55:12,450 --> 00:55:13,815
Just grapefruit him.

1415
00:55:13,817 --> 00:55:14,982
What?

1416
00:55:14,984 --> 00:55:17,254
Y'all ain't never grapefruited before?

1417
00:55:18,388 --> 00:55:20,321
No.

1418
00:55:20,323 --> 00:55:22,123
But I'm listening.

1419
00:55:22,125 --> 00:55:23,891
What you want to do is,

1420
00:55:23,893 --> 00:55:25,828
- you get a grapefruit, right?
- Okay.

1421
00:55:25,830 --> 00:55:29,598
- And you cut both ends off, as so.
- Mm-hmm.

1422
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,433
Then you cut...

1423
00:55:31,435 --> 00:55:33,768
a hole in the middle, like this.

1424
00:55:33,770 --> 00:55:35,571
Like a nice little tunnel.

1425
00:55:35,573 --> 00:55:39,007
And then you place that on his penis,

1426
00:55:39,009 --> 00:55:40,442
like this.

1427
00:55:40,444 --> 00:55:42,478
- Oh.
- Okay?

1428
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:43,911
- Like that? Right?
- Oh.

1429
00:55:43,913 --> 00:55:47,683
Now, you want to squeeze
and twist and suck,

1430
00:55:47,685 --> 00:55:50,085
so then it feels like he's
getting fucked and sucked

1431
00:55:50,087 --> 00:55:51,456
all at the same time.

1432
00:55:53,122 --> 00:55:55,257
It's like this.

1433
00:56:02,366 --> 00:56:04,533
You want to... choke just a little bit,

1434
00:56:04,535 --> 00:56:06,601
'cause that make him feel like a man,

1435
00:56:06,603 --> 00:56:09,136
like he killing your shit, just...

1436
00:56:10,940 --> 00:56:13,141
Dude, this is tickling my throat.

1437
00:56:13,143 --> 00:56:15,377
I got it. Oh.

1438
00:56:18,281 --> 00:56:19,882
Mmm.

1439
00:56:19,884 --> 00:56:22,317
Now, you never, ever want to do this

1440
00:56:22,319 --> 00:56:23,719
with a pineapple.

1441
00:56:23,721 --> 00:56:25,386
I almost died.

1442
00:56:27,892 --> 00:56:29,294
♪ Oh, here it go... ♪

1443
00:56:34,631 --> 00:56:36,498
Sasha, tell me the truth,

1444
00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:38,567
do you think this color's too much?

1445
00:56:38,569 --> 00:56:40,301
It's barely enough.

1446
00:56:40,303 --> 00:56:41,636
It's beautiful.

1447
00:56:41,638 --> 00:56:43,471
...Ryan and Stewart Pierce.

1448
00:56:43,473 --> 00:56:45,674
- What's your name?
- Give it up for Ne-Yo!

1449
00:56:45,676 --> 00:56:47,141
It's always a-a beautiful
and energetic crowd

1450
00:56:47,143 --> 00:56:48,576
when you come to the Essence Festival...

1451
00:56:48,578 --> 00:56:50,178
Miss Terry McMillan.

1452
00:56:50,180 --> 00:56:51,812
Beautiful black people...
I mean, people, period...

1453
00:56:51,814 --> 00:56:53,382
but beautiful black people,
you know what I mean?

1454
00:56:53,384 --> 00:56:55,183
That's what you come
for... you come to celebrate

1455
00:56:55,185 --> 00:56:56,350
your blackness.

1456
00:56:56,352 --> 00:56:57,585
Morris Chestnut!

1457
00:57:01,558 --> 00:57:05,159
Yes! Whoo! Yes!

1458
00:57:07,163 --> 00:57:08,696
♪ On your knees... ♪

1459
00:57:08,698 --> 00:57:10,899
Ava DuVernay!

1460
00:57:10,901 --> 00:57:12,533
What is "black girl magic"?

1461
00:57:12,535 --> 00:57:14,236
It feels like a reminder, it
feels like a rallying call,

1462
00:57:14,238 --> 00:57:15,703
it feels like a...

1463
00:57:15,705 --> 00:57:17,105
- a term of endearment.
- My man, D-Nice!

1464
00:57:17,107 --> 00:57:18,674
Make sure to keep stirring,

1465
00:57:18,676 --> 00:57:20,676
so this crawfish doesn't overcook.

1466
00:57:20,678 --> 00:57:23,779
Oh, yeah, 'cause we
cannot have that, y'all.

1467
00:57:31,288 --> 00:57:33,087
- Hi!
- Hi!

1468
00:57:33,089 --> 00:57:34,855
I love you! I...

1469
00:57:34,857 --> 00:57:37,692
- I'm so sorry. Dina!
- You're kissing the air, girl.

1470
00:57:37,694 --> 00:57:40,429
You know, I guess that
chapter in your book is right.

1471
00:57:40,431 --> 00:57:43,198
"The couple who cooks
together stays together."

1472
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:47,034
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- So cute. They're so cute.

1473
00:57:47,036 --> 00:57:50,375
- Couldn't have said it better myself.
- That's true.

1474
00:57:51,475 --> 00:57:53,641
She on some Academy Award shit

1475
00:57:53,643 --> 00:57:55,743
- with this performance.
- Oh, Sasha,

1476
00:57:55,745 --> 00:57:58,614
you know, marriage is tricky...
she-she still loves Stewart.

1477
00:57:58,616 --> 00:58:01,449
They're just going through a rough patch.

1478
00:58:01,451 --> 00:58:03,551
And you can see, there are
a lot of different peppers

1479
00:58:03,553 --> 00:58:04,920
- and colors...
- Oh, no, this bitch didn't.

1480
00:58:04,922 --> 00:58:06,754
- What?
- Aw, this heifer.

1481
00:58:06,756 --> 00:58:08,422
Oh, what... Dina, don't.

1482
00:58:08,424 --> 00:58:10,158
- I'm just gonna whup her ass.
- Don't, don't, don't.

1483
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:11,926
Why don't we invite
someone from our audience

1484
00:58:11,928 --> 00:58:13,562
to come up and have a taste.

1485
00:58:13,564 --> 00:58:17,132
- Ooh. I'll do it. - Yeah! Me!
- Oh. You in the red.

1486
00:58:17,134 --> 00:58:19,567
- I saw you first.
- Mm, mm, mm.

1487
00:58:19,569 --> 00:58:21,837
- Aw, hell, no. - Let's go.
- Oh! No. Wait, wait, wait.

1488
00:58:21,839 --> 00:58:25,007
Right here.

1489
00:58:25,009 --> 00:58:27,509
- Oh, wow.
- This bitch thinks she can just come up

1490
00:58:27,511 --> 00:58:29,777
in here and do what
the fuck she want to do.

1491
00:58:29,779 --> 00:58:33,582
All right, looks like we
have a few eager volunteers.

1492
00:58:33,584 --> 00:58:35,252
- Uh-huh.
- Come on up, girls.

1493
00:58:37,488 --> 00:58:38,687
The more the merrier.

1494
00:58:38,689 --> 00:58:40,955
- Are y...
- I got it, Ry.

1495
00:58:40,957 --> 00:58:44,458
Mmm, this looks so delicious.

1496
00:58:44,460 --> 00:58:47,161
But I could use some extra sausage.

1497
00:58:49,533 --> 00:58:51,833
Oh, really? You want to
be careful with that...

1498
00:58:51,835 --> 00:58:54,603
you don't want to choke
on too much sausage.

1499
00:58:54,605 --> 00:58:55,703
I'm good.

1500
00:58:55,705 --> 00:58:57,605
I don't have a gag reflex.

1501
00:58:57,607 --> 00:59:00,676
Ooh! This bitch want to get hurt.

1502
00:59:00,678 --> 00:59:03,779
Are they still talking about jambalaya?

1503
00:59:03,781 --> 00:59:05,781
Um, uh, yeah.

1504
00:59:05,783 --> 00:59:08,116
It's colloquial. Um, "Put your foot in it."

1505
00:59:08,118 --> 00:59:10,185
"So good it makes you
want to slap your mama."

1506
00:59:10,187 --> 00:59:11,853
"Bitch gonna get hurt."

1507
00:59:11,855 --> 00:59:13,554
Got it.

1508
00:59:16,727 --> 00:59:21,129
You know what, since we've
got a true sausage connoisseur,

1509
00:59:21,131 --> 00:59:23,531
why don't we show her, and you guys,

1510
00:59:23,533 --> 00:59:25,734
everything you can do with a sausage.

1511
00:59:27,171 --> 00:59:28,837
Ah.

1512
00:59:28,839 --> 00:59:30,971
- Well, what do we have here?
- Cleaver.

1513
00:59:30,973 --> 00:59:33,074
Ah. So, let's take this cleaver...

1514
00:59:33,076 --> 00:59:35,576
It's a big cleaver, baby...
you should be careful with that.

1515
00:59:35,578 --> 00:59:37,045
Well, you know what, baby?

1516
00:59:37,047 --> 00:59:39,647
- I'm always careful.
- Mm-hmm.

1517
00:59:39,649 --> 00:59:41,348
Show him who's boss, girl!

1518
00:59:43,152 --> 00:59:45,721
Ooh! Ooh!

1519
00:59:45,723 --> 00:59:47,855
You don't want any part of this sausage...

1520
00:59:47,857 --> 00:59:49,924
not being cut!

1521
00:59:49,926 --> 00:59:51,928
Isn't that right, Stew?

1522
00:59:53,397 --> 00:59:54,995
Well, what is this?

1523
00:59:54,997 --> 00:59:56,397
There's nothing better

1524
00:59:56,399 --> 01:00:00,167
than a tender sausage
who knows who's in charge!

1525
01:00:00,169 --> 01:00:02,571
- Right, baby?
- She's the boss.

1526
01:00:02,573 --> 01:00:05,005
- Yes, girl! Whoo!
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

1527
01:00:05,007 --> 01:00:06,741
Ooh, girl!

1528
01:00:06,743 --> 01:00:08,210
- Mash that meat.
- Girl, put your back into it!

1529
01:00:08,212 --> 01:00:09,611
Beat it!

1530
01:00:09,613 --> 01:00:13,547
If your arms ain't tired,
you ain't been cookin'.

1531
01:00:13,549 --> 01:00:15,216
Who knew?

1532
01:00:15,218 --> 01:00:18,185
Kitchen shears... this is
an underutilized utensil

1533
01:00:18,187 --> 01:00:20,121
- in the kitchen.
- Well, I am gonna take

1534
01:00:20,123 --> 01:00:21,890
this underutilized tool,

1535
01:00:21,892 --> 01:00:24,391
and I'm gonna put it on
this over-utilized sausage.

1536
01:00:26,462 --> 01:00:27,962
Ooh!

1537
01:00:27,964 --> 01:00:30,531
What does that look like,
hanging like that, to you?

1538
01:00:30,533 --> 01:00:31,766
I don't know,

1539
01:00:31,768 --> 01:00:34,136
but we gonna cut it off today.

1540
01:00:34,138 --> 01:00:35,870
Oh, my God.

1541
01:00:35,872 --> 01:00:37,705
Ryan's a hoot.

1542
01:00:37,707 --> 01:00:39,708
- She's a hoot.
- Yes.

1543
01:00:39,710 --> 01:00:41,542
She's a hoot.

1544
01:00:41,544 --> 01:00:44,578
What the fuck is going on?

1545
01:00:44,580 --> 01:00:47,281
I'm still waiting on my sausage.

1546
01:00:47,283 --> 01:00:49,216
Oh. Well, here, have some of mine.

1547
01:00:51,788 --> 01:00:53,888
Gaggin'. You gaggin'?

1548
01:00:53,890 --> 01:00:58,092
Now, that, my friends,
is the essence of cooking.

1549
01:00:58,094 --> 01:01:01,062
That was fucking amazing.

1550
01:01:01,064 --> 01:01:03,832
The crowd loved it. Bethany loved it.

1551
01:01:03,834 --> 01:01:06,100
Were those your girls? I
thought there was only three.

1552
01:01:06,102 --> 01:01:08,335
Who-who was the hottie
with the badunkadunk?

1553
01:01:08,337 --> 01:01:10,004
The junk in the trunk. That can had

1554
01:01:10,006 --> 01:01:12,774
its own soundtrack, am I right?

1555
01:01:12,776 --> 01:01:15,109
- She's nobody.
- I've never seen her before.

1556
01:01:15,111 --> 01:01:17,812
Oh, crap. I got to go get her
number, 'cause she was amazing.

1557
01:01:17,814 --> 01:01:19,948
- She's worth it.
- No!

1558
01:01:19,950 --> 01:01:21,650
Okay, okay. Okay.

1559
01:01:21,652 --> 01:01:24,585
You know what, it's better
if it's improvised, anyway.

1560
01:01:24,587 --> 01:01:27,288
Stewart, there is a reporter out there

1561
01:01:27,290 --> 01:01:29,324
who is a big football fan.

1562
01:01:29,326 --> 01:01:31,525
Can I just borrow you for a minute?

1563
01:01:31,527 --> 01:01:33,761
Ooh. So tense.

1564
01:01:33,763 --> 01:01:35,163
Little tight.

1565
01:01:35,165 --> 01:01:37,031
Come on, buddy, loosen it up.

1566
01:01:42,339 --> 01:01:44,004
I am...

1567
01:01:44,006 --> 01:01:45,339
strong.

1568
01:01:45,341 --> 01:01:46,975
I am... powerful.

1569
01:01:46,977 --> 01:01:48,210
I am beautiful.

1570
01:01:48,212 --> 01:01:50,011
I am... strong.

1571
01:01:50,013 --> 01:01:52,013
I am...

1572
01:01:52,015 --> 01:01:53,614
powerful.

1573
01:01:55,618 --> 01:01:57,451
I am beautiful. I am...

1574
01:01:57,453 --> 01:01:59,286
I am...

1575
01:01:59,288 --> 01:02:01,455
strong.

1576
01:02:01,457 --> 01:02:03,958
I am powerful.

1577
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:05,527
I am beautiful.

1578
01:02:05,529 --> 01:02:07,295
I am strong.

1579
01:02:07,297 --> 01:02:09,630
I am... powerful. I am beautiful.

1580
01:02:09,632 --> 01:02:10,632
I am strong.

1581
01:02:10,634 --> 01:02:12,333
You good, Ry?

1582
01:02:12,335 --> 01:02:14,569
Yeah, I'm good.

1583
01:02:14,571 --> 01:02:17,404
All in a day's work, right?

1584
01:02:17,406 --> 01:02:19,040
Thanks for having my back up there.

1585
01:02:19,042 --> 01:02:20,875
Of course.

1586
01:02:20,877 --> 01:02:22,042
Yeah.

1587
01:02:25,147 --> 01:02:26,882
- Ry.
- Hmm?

1588
01:02:26,884 --> 01:02:29,850
You can't keep pretending
that this photo doesn't exist.

1589
01:02:29,852 --> 01:02:31,185
It's gonna get out there.

1590
01:02:31,187 --> 01:02:33,154
It's all fair game in journalism.

1591
01:02:33,156 --> 01:02:34,355
Journalism?

1592
01:02:34,357 --> 01:02:35,826
Is that what this is?

1593
01:02:37,861 --> 01:02:40,094
Fine, you just keep handling your business.

1594
01:02:40,096 --> 01:02:43,864
You've been doing such
a great job thus far.

1595
01:02:43,866 --> 01:02:45,766
All right.

1596
01:02:45,768 --> 01:02:47,705
Fine.

1597
01:02:50,006 --> 01:02:52,406
What do you think I should do?

1598
01:02:52,408 --> 01:02:54,275
Well...

1599
01:02:54,277 --> 01:02:56,411
first of all, let me find out

1600
01:02:56,413 --> 01:02:58,413
if anyone else has the photo.

1601
01:02:58,415 --> 01:03:00,915
And if not, let me leak it.

1602
01:03:00,917 --> 01:03:02,083
Are you crazy?

1603
01:03:02,085 --> 01:03:03,851
No. I am in the middle of a deal.

1604
01:03:03,853 --> 01:03:05,353
I cannot have pictures of him

1605
01:03:05,355 --> 01:03:07,554
kissing another woman on your site. No!

1606
01:03:07,556 --> 01:03:08,924
Hear me out.

1607
01:03:08,926 --> 01:03:11,692
If I leak it... you can get in front of it,

1608
01:03:11,694 --> 01:03:13,929
steer the conversation,
instead of letting TMZ

1609
01:03:13,931 --> 01:03:16,464
write their own bullshit spin on it.

1610
01:03:16,466 --> 01:03:19,904
You find the right angle,
you minimize the damage.

1611
01:03:22,939 --> 01:03:25,473
Okay, just let me think
about it, all right?

1612
01:03:25,475 --> 01:03:27,942
And-and let me talk to a few people first.

1613
01:03:27,944 --> 01:03:29,944
Let me... let me just run it by 'em.

1614
01:03:29,946 --> 01:03:32,614
And can-can you stall them
for a little bit longer?

1615
01:03:32,616 --> 01:03:34,248
I got you.

1616
01:03:36,252 --> 01:03:38,085
Thank you, Sasha.

1617
01:03:38,087 --> 01:03:40,587
Of course.

1618
01:03:40,589 --> 01:03:43,424
I got Muslim oils, Christian
oils, I got Buddha oils.

1619
01:03:43,426 --> 01:03:44,725
I got ball spray.

1620
01:03:44,727 --> 01:03:45,926
Everybody got a drink.

1621
01:03:45,928 --> 01:03:47,629
- I need a drink.
- Authentic hurricanes!

1622
01:03:47,631 --> 01:03:50,732
- Two for $25!
- Oh, shoot, there we go, there we go.

1623
01:03:50,734 --> 01:03:53,935
I got something for the kids. I... Ooh.

1624
01:03:53,937 --> 01:03:55,636
- Two for $25?
- $25.

1625
01:03:55,638 --> 01:03:57,237
Wait, wait, wait, hey, hey, hey, beautiful.

1626
01:03:57,239 --> 01:03:58,440
Right here. Come on.

1627
01:03:58,442 --> 01:04:00,442
- Me?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, right here.

1628
01:04:00,444 --> 01:04:02,277
Sorry. He called me beautiful.

1629
01:04:02,279 --> 01:04:04,011
I'm beautiful now, huh?

1630
01:04:04,013 --> 01:04:05,513
Ooh, Lord, Lord!

1631
01:04:05,515 --> 01:04:07,082
- Hi.
- Whee!

1632
01:04:07,084 --> 01:04:09,083
Got to be careful. Listen, I got... look,

1633
01:04:09,085 --> 01:04:10,652
I see you over there
chasing that hurricane.

1634
01:04:10,654 --> 01:04:12,187
I got the best thing

1635
01:04:12,189 --> 01:04:14,121
- in New Orleans right here.
- What's that?

1636
01:04:14,123 --> 01:04:15,290
Uh...

1637
01:04:15,292 --> 01:04:17,495
Look at that right there.

1638
01:04:19,663 --> 01:04:21,161
What the fuck is that?

1639
01:04:21,163 --> 01:04:22,297
Whoo!

1640
01:04:22,299 --> 01:04:25,533
This is 200-year-old
wormwood absinthe.

1641
01:04:25,535 --> 01:04:26,701
Green Fairy.

1642
01:04:26,703 --> 01:04:28,303
- I want it. Give it to me.
- Hey, hey, hey,

1643
01:04:28,305 --> 01:04:30,270
calm down, now... you don't
know what you're getting into.

1644
01:04:30,272 --> 01:04:33,107
This stuff right here come
with instructions, okay?

1645
01:04:33,109 --> 01:04:35,676
Boy, I don't give a fuck...
that shit is green, shiny,

1646
01:04:35,678 --> 01:04:37,879
and looks like it'll have
me hella bent. I want it.

1647
01:04:37,881 --> 01:04:39,647
Yes, but you're only supposed
to take a splash of this,

1648
01:04:39,649 --> 01:04:41,382
- Okay.
- young lady, because if you drink too much of it,

1649
01:04:41,384 --> 01:04:43,350
it's gonna have you hallucinating.

1650
01:04:43,352 --> 01:04:44,652
- Ooh!
- All right, that's cool with me.

1651
01:04:44,654 --> 01:04:46,187
Now, look, that whole bottle will last you

1652
01:04:46,189 --> 01:04:48,355
- for five years, all right?
- Okay, five months. Got it.

1653
01:04:48,357 --> 01:04:51,558
No, no. Did you hear what
I just said? Five years.

1654
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:52,993
- You're not listening to what I'm...
- Okay.

1655
01:04:52,995 --> 01:04:55,864
- I...
- Five days. This will be used very irresponsibly.

1656
01:04:55,866 --> 01:04:57,899
- Thank you. Sasha!
- Young lady,

1657
01:04:57,901 --> 01:05:00,868
you about to be a mental
health patient with a fat ass.

1658
01:05:00,870 --> 01:05:02,670
Oils! Incense!

1659
01:05:02,672 --> 01:05:04,406
<i>I got coochie spray!</i>

1660
01:05:04,408 --> 01:05:05,672
♪ Get a homie, lover, friend ♪

1661
01:05:05,674 --> 01:05:08,143
♪ A homie, lover, friend
to make you climax... ♪

1662
01:05:08,145 --> 01:05:09,511
Ooh! Damn.

1663
01:05:09,513 --> 01:05:11,980
♪ Over again and again, I
intend to have you goin'... ♪

1664
01:05:11,982 --> 01:05:14,815
Ah, that's a good one.

1665
01:05:14,817 --> 01:05:16,250
♪ With the fever, you got the fever ♪

1666
01:05:16,252 --> 01:05:18,585
♪ You need a believer ♪

1667
01:05:18,587 --> 01:05:19,987
You know what, you guys shouldn't be

1668
01:05:19,989 --> 01:05:22,489
in the grass... you know
you're allergic to grass.

1669
01:05:22,491 --> 01:05:24,591
Left hand red.

1670
01:05:24,593 --> 01:05:27,027
- Okay, I'm about to go see a man sing.
- Oh, have fun.

1671
01:05:27,029 --> 01:05:29,431
- Hi, guys!
- Hey, Auntie Ry-Ry.

1672
01:05:29,433 --> 01:05:31,766
- Bye, guys!
- I love you.

1673
01:05:31,768 --> 01:05:33,201
- Bye, Mama.
- Mwah!

1674
01:05:33,203 --> 01:05:34,536
Aw, they're so cute.

1675
01:05:34,538 --> 01:05:37,071
- I miss them.
- Mm-hmm.

1676
01:05:37,073 --> 01:05:38,705
You know what?

1677
01:05:38,707 --> 01:05:41,341
Have you and Stewart thought
about having a family?

1678
01:05:41,343 --> 01:05:42,911
I mean...

1679
01:05:42,913 --> 01:05:46,681
kids have a way of bringing
people closer together,

1680
01:05:46,683 --> 01:05:50,051
and definitely have a way of changing men.

1681
01:05:50,053 --> 01:05:52,286
Mm. Yeah, it made your husband

1682
01:05:52,288 --> 01:05:54,589
change his address!

1683
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:58,759
We've talked about it, yeah.

1684
01:05:58,761 --> 01:06:02,096
I'm just so focused on my career right now.

1685
01:06:02,098 --> 01:06:04,299
I get it... but don't wait too long.

1686
01:06:04,301 --> 01:06:07,201
'Cause nobody's gonna
love you like your babies.

1687
01:06:07,203 --> 01:06:09,136
Hey...!

1688
01:06:09,138 --> 01:06:12,440
Is this the Flossy Posse suite?

1689
01:06:12,442 --> 01:06:13,775
Yes, it is.

1690
01:06:13,777 --> 01:06:15,476
Did you guys get my succulent?

1691
01:06:15,478 --> 01:06:17,911
Who is you?

1692
01:06:17,913 --> 01:06:20,547
Oh, hi. Liz Davelli... I'm Ryan's agent.

1693
01:06:20,549 --> 01:06:23,118
- Nice to meet you.
- Hey! - Hey! - Hi!

1694
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:26,254
- Welcome. You made it.
- Ah, I did, I did. Oh, my lady.

1695
01:06:26,256 --> 01:06:28,223
My queen. Real quick.

1696
01:06:28,225 --> 01:06:31,125
Bethany wants to spend a little
one-on-one with you and Stewart

1697
01:06:31,127 --> 01:06:33,127
- at the Cîroc party.
- Okay.

1698
01:06:33,129 --> 01:06:35,330
I know you're with the "F" to the "P,"

1699
01:06:35,332 --> 01:06:39,134
but just give her 15 minutes,
inspire her to add a zero

1700
01:06:39,136 --> 01:06:41,236
- to the deal.
- Of course. Yes.

1701
01:06:41,238 --> 01:06:43,138
Hey, how about we have a toast?

1702
01:06:43,140 --> 01:06:45,339
- Ooh, are these hurricanes?
- Okay. - Mm.

1703
01:06:45,341 --> 01:06:47,741
Fuck a hurricane, girl...
these are tsunamis.

1704
01:06:47,743 --> 01:06:49,409
- Ooh!
- I'm scared.

1705
01:06:49,411 --> 01:06:51,745
To Friday night, Flossy Posse style!

1706
01:06:51,747 --> 01:06:53,848
Yeah!

1707
01:06:53,850 --> 01:06:57,819
For real, though! Mmm!

1708
01:06:57,821 --> 01:07:00,020
♪ What's a little
liquor to a cold heart ♪

1709
01:07:00,022 --> 01:07:02,623
♪ What's a little pill but
a little number feeling now ♪

1710
01:07:02,625 --> 01:07:04,958
♪ It can never end if it don't start ♪

1711
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:07,795
♪ You can never do it all if
you ain't ever willin', ah ♪

1712
01:07:07,797 --> 01:07:10,198
♪ Hold up, I think my phone vibratin' ♪

1713
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,600
♪ Slow up, I think the
whole world hatin' ♪

1714
01:07:12,602 --> 01:07:14,868
♪ Came up, and now the
whole view changin' ♪

1715
01:07:14,870 --> 01:07:17,304
♪ I've been up on game,
I've just been wait... ♪

1716
01:07:17,306 --> 01:07:21,442
Whoa.

1717
01:07:23,279 --> 01:07:24,545
I feel funny.

1718
01:07:24,547 --> 01:07:25,612
Do y'all feel funny?

1719
01:07:25,614 --> 01:07:27,781
You feel funny? I-I feel...

1720
01:07:27,783 --> 01:07:29,616
I feel fine.

1721
01:07:29,618 --> 01:07:30,984
I feel so fine.

1722
01:07:30,986 --> 01:07:32,554
Feel me. Y'all feel me.

1723
01:07:32,556 --> 01:07:34,821
- You want me to feel you?
- Feel me, yeah, sista.

1724
01:07:34,823 --> 01:07:36,558
Ooh, yeah.

1725
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:38,659
Yeah.

1726
01:07:38,661 --> 01:07:41,198
Ooh, you feel squishy.

1727
01:07:44,234 --> 01:07:46,170
Oh, shit.

1728
01:07:47,736 --> 01:07:49,571
We trippin'.

1729
01:07:49,573 --> 01:07:51,573
- We trippin'.
- We trippin'.

1730
01:07:51,575 --> 01:07:53,674
We trippin'.

1731
01:07:53,676 --> 01:07:54,908
Wait a minute, hold it. Stop!

1732
01:07:54,910 --> 01:07:56,678
♪ Do it all for the
nights like this... ♪

1733
01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:59,179
You.

1734
01:07:59,181 --> 01:08:01,216
You put something in
them drinks, didn't you?

1735
01:08:01,218 --> 01:08:03,083
Yeah.

1736
01:08:03,085 --> 01:08:04,484
We gonna be fucked up.

1737
01:08:04,486 --> 01:08:06,587
Y'all, it's not funny.

1738
01:08:06,589 --> 01:08:09,089
If we trippin', Ryan's trippin',

1739
01:08:09,091 --> 01:08:10,558
and she's with Bethany.

1740
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:12,393
Oh, shit... shit...

1741
01:08:14,364 --> 01:08:16,763
- Yeah.
- Ooh...

1742
01:08:20,336 --> 01:08:22,003
You know, I have to tell you

1743
01:08:22,005 --> 01:08:24,905
that I loved your cooking demo today.

1744
01:08:24,907 --> 01:08:27,674
Yeah, the way that you
two play off each other,

1745
01:08:27,676 --> 01:08:28,942
it's... it's just...

1746
01:08:28,944 --> 01:08:30,378
it's-it's so much fun.

1747
01:08:30,380 --> 01:08:31,878
- So much fun.
- Yeah.

1748
01:08:32,881 --> 01:08:34,682
Listen, how about this?

1749
01:08:34,684 --> 01:08:37,017
Cheers to fun!

1750
01:08:39,522 --> 01:08:41,556
She's so funny.

1751
01:08:41,558 --> 01:08:42,690
Yeah!

1752
01:08:42,692 --> 01:08:44,525
Cheers! Whoo!

1753
01:08:44,527 --> 01:08:46,460
♪ Wonder if you've got
someone at home... ♪

1754
01:08:46,462 --> 01:08:48,396
Mmm.

1755
01:08:48,398 --> 01:08:49,630
Oh.

1756
01:08:49,632 --> 01:08:51,732
That's a terrible drink.

1757
01:08:53,202 --> 01:08:55,270
Oh, man, I'm gonna have
that taken off the check.

1758
01:08:55,272 --> 01:08:57,605
Did you taste that? The Verbena?

1759
01:08:57,607 --> 01:09:00,374
It's hot.

1760
01:09:00,376 --> 01:09:01,409
It burns.

1761
01:09:02,612 --> 01:09:04,648
Okay, look, we got to go save Ryan.

1762
01:09:07,550 --> 01:09:09,616
Mommy?

1763
01:09:09,618 --> 01:09:10,920
Did y'all hear that?

1764
01:09:16,326 --> 01:09:17,792
Oh, shit.

1765
01:09:17,794 --> 01:09:18,959
Austin?

1766
01:09:18,961 --> 01:09:20,128
Riley?

1767
01:09:20,130 --> 01:09:22,297
Your damn kids is here?

1768
01:09:22,299 --> 01:09:25,098
♪ Woman, woman ♪

1769
01:09:25,100 --> 01:09:26,133
Oh, shit.

1770
01:09:26,135 --> 01:09:27,901
You coming to get me, God?

1771
01:09:27,903 --> 01:09:29,337
♪ Woman, woman ♪

1772
01:09:29,339 --> 01:09:31,306
Those bitches left me.

1773
01:09:31,308 --> 01:09:32,810
♪ Build a whole empire ♪

1774
01:09:34,743 --> 01:09:36,110
Hey, Mommy.

1775
01:09:36,112 --> 01:09:38,015
Hey, Mommy. Hey, Mommy...

1776
01:09:39,616 --> 01:09:43,351
Are you having fun...?

1777
01:09:43,353 --> 01:09:45,253
I am having fun.

1778
01:09:45,255 --> 01:09:47,454
But you have to go to bed.

1779
01:09:51,327 --> 01:09:53,427
I'm ready for bed.

1780
01:09:53,429 --> 01:09:54,795
Hmm.

1781
01:09:54,797 --> 01:09:56,330
♪ Woman, woman ♪

1782
01:09:56,332 --> 01:09:57,964
Sasha Franklin.

1783
01:09:57,966 --> 01:10:00,168
Sasha's Secrets.

1784
01:10:00,170 --> 01:10:01,802
I really...

1785
01:10:01,804 --> 01:10:05,005
really love your blog.

1786
01:10:05,007 --> 01:10:05,943
Mmm.

1787
01:10:06,975 --> 01:10:08,142
Mmm.

1788
01:10:08,144 --> 01:10:09,142
♪ Don't play around, baby... ♪

1789
01:10:11,113 --> 01:10:12,480
Why won't it come off?

1790
01:10:12,482 --> 01:10:15,653
How may I help you?

1791
01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:20,556
What is she doing here?

1792
01:10:21,890 --> 01:10:24,491
She's here to take your order.

1793
01:10:24,493 --> 01:10:26,727
Oh, yeah?

1794
01:10:26,729 --> 01:10:28,228
Oh.

1795
01:10:28,230 --> 01:10:29,463
What can I get you?

1796
01:10:29,465 --> 01:10:31,298
You can get your mouth

1797
01:10:31,300 --> 01:10:33,200
off my husband's dick.

1798
01:10:35,871 --> 01:10:37,170
Please.

1799
01:10:37,172 --> 01:10:39,005
Oh, oh, hey, hey.

1800
01:10:39,007 --> 01:10:40,807
Is that a drink? I want one.

1801
01:10:40,809 --> 01:10:44,011
Um, actually, let's get
a round for the table.

1802
01:10:44,013 --> 01:10:46,079
And, uh...

1803
01:10:46,081 --> 01:10:48,384
put it on my card.

1804
01:10:50,019 --> 01:10:51,151
Go!

1805
01:10:51,153 --> 01:10:54,054
- You got it!
- Coming right up.

1806
01:10:54,056 --> 01:10:55,589
Oh, you want to smirk?

1807
01:10:55,591 --> 01:10:58,325
- Oh, so you want to get fucked up!
- Uh...

1808
01:10:58,327 --> 01:10:59,994
And don't think I don't see that

1809
01:10:59,996 --> 01:11:03,330
"Suck Cock" written on your shirt!

1810
01:11:03,332 --> 01:11:05,432
Did her shirt say "Suck Cock"?

1811
01:11:07,937 --> 01:11:10,504
♪ Boss lady, she's a ♪

1812
01:11:10,506 --> 01:11:12,874
- Oh, buddy.
- ♪ Go-getter, baby ♪

1813
01:11:12,876 --> 01:11:14,909
♪ Go-getter ♪

1814
01:11:18,046 --> 01:11:19,679
Ooh, shit, don't choke her too hard.

1815
01:11:19,681 --> 01:11:22,784
There we go. Yeah!

1816
01:11:22,786 --> 01:11:25,052
Get in those, get in those. Yeah!

1817
01:11:26,755 --> 01:11:28,054
Yeah! Yes!

1818
01:11:28,056 --> 01:11:30,057
Please, I want to be rough with him.

1819
01:11:30,059 --> 01:11:32,526
I want to be rough with him
'cause he's been a bad boy.

1820
01:11:32,528 --> 01:11:35,029
Yeah! Yeah!

1821
01:11:35,031 --> 01:11:37,198
Bite it! Bite it! Bite it!

1822
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,366
What the hell are you doing?!

1823
01:11:39,368 --> 01:11:41,035
- Oh, shit!
- What?

1824
01:11:41,037 --> 01:11:42,369
Hey.

1825
01:11:42,371 --> 01:11:44,638
We got to save Ryan.

1826
01:11:46,776 --> 01:11:48,409
Yeah, but she's so far away.

1827
01:11:48,411 --> 01:11:50,314
- What are we gonna do?
- Yeah.

1828
01:11:53,550 --> 01:11:55,383
We need plan B.

1829
01:11:55,385 --> 01:11:57,118
What-What's plan B?

1830
01:11:57,120 --> 01:11:59,656
Yeah, what's plan B... B...?

1831
01:12:02,392 --> 01:12:03,924
Huh?

1832
01:12:03,926 --> 01:12:06,060
What are you guys doing here?

1833
01:12:06,062 --> 01:12:08,128
I-I'm not really sure
what's going on here.

1834
01:12:08,130 --> 01:12:10,731
Uh, m-my apologies, Bethany.

1835
01:12:10,733 --> 01:12:12,767
Uh, Ryan has been taking some new...

1836
01:12:12,769 --> 01:12:15,770
uh, allergy medicine,

1837
01:12:15,772 --> 01:12:18,175
and it's having some side effects.

1838
01:12:19,576 --> 01:12:20,576
- Oh.
- Psst.

1839
01:12:23,645 --> 01:12:27,080
Quiet as kept. Ryan,
we got to go right now.

1840
01:12:27,082 --> 01:12:29,083
The tsunami has hit.

1841
01:12:29,085 --> 01:12:31,855
I repeat: the tsunami has hit.

1842
01:12:33,489 --> 01:12:35,255
Please excuse us.

1843
01:12:35,257 --> 01:12:36,990
Couch on my head.

1844
01:12:36,992 --> 01:12:39,093
- Where's...?
- My date will pay the check.

1845
01:12:39,095 --> 01:12:40,328
Walking.

1846
01:12:40,330 --> 01:12:42,933
You may settle up with him.

1847
01:12:44,032 --> 01:12:46,500
- Oh. Ooh.
- Oh.

1848
01:12:46,502 --> 01:12:48,268
That is a beautiful dress.

1849
01:12:48,270 --> 01:12:49,837
Is that a dress?

1850
01:12:49,839 --> 01:12:52,843
- Bye...!
- Come on, baby.

1851
01:12:54,510 --> 01:12:56,511
Please...

1852
01:12:56,513 --> 01:12:57,945
join us.

1853
01:12:57,947 --> 01:13:00,448
Liz Davelli.

1854
01:13:00,450 --> 01:13:02,783
Pretty hair.

1855
01:13:02,785 --> 01:13:04,852
I can't believe Bethany
just saw me like this.

1856
01:13:04,854 --> 01:13:07,187
We need to hide.

1857
01:13:07,189 --> 01:13:10,391
You know she won't find you in there.

1858
01:13:12,194 --> 01:13:14,395
Oh, yeah. Let's dance this shit off.

1859
01:13:14,397 --> 01:13:17,198
'Cause I got to keep a low profile.

1860
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:19,700
♪ Nigga, I got these
hoes iced up enough ♪

1861
01:13:19,702 --> 01:13:21,334
♪ While my li'l B.G.'s on the bus ♪

1862
01:13:21,336 --> 01:13:23,236
♪ Puttin' out cigarette butts ♪

1863
01:13:23,238 --> 01:13:25,239
♪ But me personally,
playboy, I don't give a fuck ♪

1864
01:13:25,241 --> 01:13:29,576
Mmm! It smell like Hennessy
and booty sweat up in here!

1865
01:13:29,578 --> 01:13:31,411
We done found our tribe.

1866
01:13:31,413 --> 01:13:33,047
Come on, bitches,

1867
01:13:33,049 --> 01:13:34,714
let's set it off!

1868
01:13:34,716 --> 01:13:37,051
♪ Whoadie, I'm tattooed and barred up ♪

1869
01:13:37,053 --> 01:13:40,487
♪ Medallion iced up, Rolex bezel'd up ♪

1870
01:13:40,489 --> 01:13:42,155
♪ And my pinky ring is platinum plus ♪

1871
01:13:42,157 --> 01:13:43,758
♪ Earrings be trillion cut ♪

1872
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:45,258
♪ And my grill be slugged up ♪

1873
01:13:45,260 --> 01:13:46,927
♪ My heart filled with anger ♪

1874
01:13:46,929 --> 01:13:48,596
♪ 'Cause, nigga, I don't give a fuck ♪

1875
01:13:48,598 --> 01:13:50,231
♪ Stack my cheese up, 'cause one day ♪

1876
01:13:50,233 --> 01:13:51,499
♪ I'm-a give this street life up ♪

1877
01:13:51,501 --> 01:13:53,567
♪ Beef, I don't discuss ♪

1878
01:13:53,569 --> 01:13:56,503
♪ A nigga out of line gonna get
his motherfuckin' head bust ♪

1879
01:13:56,505 --> 01:13:58,539
♪ Cash Money Millionaires plus ♪

1880
01:13:58,541 --> 01:14:00,408
Do that shit, Dina! What?

1881
01:14:00,410 --> 01:14:02,410
♪ 20 inches TV is a must ♪

1882
01:14:02,412 --> 01:14:06,079
Girl, look at these old bitches.

1883
01:14:06,081 --> 01:14:09,450
♪ I never weep for a bitch,
never weep for a bitch, nigga ♪

1884
01:14:09,452 --> 01:14:11,619
Hey! Oh, hold up! Hold up!

1885
01:14:11,621 --> 01:14:14,554
♪ Pinky ring worth
about 50, bling bling ♪

1886
01:14:14,556 --> 01:14:16,257
♪ Every time I buy a
new ride, bling bling ♪

1887
01:14:16,259 --> 01:14:19,293
♪ Lorenzos on Yokohama
tires, bling bling ♪

1888
01:14:19,295 --> 01:14:22,029
♪ Every time I come around
yo' city, bling bling ♪

1889
01:14:22,031 --> 01:14:23,731
♪ Pinky ring worth
about 50, bling bling ♪

1890
01:14:23,733 --> 01:14:26,267
♪ Every time I buy a
new ride, bling bling. ♪

1891
01:14:28,037 --> 01:14:30,471
♪ Bad bitches over there,
get ready to wall off ♪

1892
01:14:30,473 --> 01:14:33,540
♪ Get ready to wall off, bad bitches ♪

1893
01:14:33,542 --> 01:14:36,110
- ♪ So hot, so hot ♪
- ♪ Bad bitches ♪

1894
01:14:36,112 --> 01:14:38,745
- ♪ So hot, so hot ♪
- ♪ Where the bad bitches at? ♪

1895
01:14:38,747 --> 01:14:40,615
- ♪ Spread out and turn around ♪
- ♪ Bad bitches ♪

1896
01:14:40,617 --> 01:14:42,283
- Y'all, come on!
- ♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad bitches ♪

1897
01:14:47,657 --> 01:14:50,458
♪ Bad bitches, so hot, so hot ♪

1898
01:14:56,264 --> 01:14:58,231
All right!

1899
01:15:08,144 --> 01:15:09,776
Come on!

1900
01:15:11,279 --> 01:15:13,313
♪ She's a bitch, when you say my name ♪

1901
01:15:13,315 --> 01:15:16,316
♪ Talk mo' junk but won't
look my way, she's a bitch ♪

1902
01:15:16,318 --> 01:15:18,585
Come on! What you sayin'?! What?!

1903
01:15:18,587 --> 01:15:20,420
♪ While I roll up my sleeves, she's a ♪

1904
01:15:20,422 --> 01:15:23,958
♪ What? What? What? ♪

1905
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:26,259
♪ What you know about
Timothy? Let me know ♪

1906
01:15:26,261 --> 01:15:28,762
♪ Eat an MC like Cease, let me know ♪

1907
01:15:28,764 --> 01:15:30,630
♪ If he get drunk, lean
on me, let me know ♪

1908
01:15:30,632 --> 01:15:32,866
♪ I'm about to bust
like pee, feel me now ♪

1909
01:15:32,868 --> 01:15:35,201
♪ Anybody know my
skills, what the deal? ♪

1910
01:15:35,203 --> 01:15:38,472
♪ Anybody got to get the ho
by they pill, she's a bitch ♪

1911
01:15:38,474 --> 01:15:40,641
♪ When they say my
name, talk mo' junk ♪

1912
01:15:40,643 --> 01:15:42,308
♪ But won't look my
way, she's a bitch ♪

1913
01:15:42,310 --> 01:15:44,544
♪ When I do my thing,
got the place on fire ♪

1914
01:15:44,546 --> 01:15:47,313
♪ Burn it down to flame ♪

1915
01:15:59,528 --> 01:16:02,963
That's real ass!

1916
01:16:02,965 --> 01:16:06,566
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

1917
01:16:06,568 --> 01:16:09,035
- Bye!
- Hey! Hey!

1918
01:16:09,037 --> 01:16:10,870
- You let 'em have it!
- Yes!

1919
01:16:10,872 --> 01:16:12,338
- I slipped.
- You did?

1920
01:16:12,340 --> 01:16:13,807
I think I pulled a big toe, though.

1921
01:16:13,809 --> 01:16:15,575
That's all right.

1922
01:16:15,577 --> 01:16:17,911
Man, you owned that ho.

1923
01:16:17,913 --> 01:16:19,813
You owned that ho.

1924
01:16:22,184 --> 01:16:23,249
Whew!

1925
01:16:23,251 --> 01:16:26,020
- Come here.
- Lady, what?

1926
01:16:26,022 --> 01:16:27,821
♪ I'm a bad chick ♪

1927
01:16:27,823 --> 01:16:30,557
- Not this.
- You know what?

1928
01:16:30,559 --> 01:16:33,393
I'm sure everyone's
expecting me to beat yo' ass.

1929
01:16:33,395 --> 01:16:34,762
Please beat her ass.

1930
01:16:34,764 --> 01:16:37,263
But I'm coming from a
place of love tonight.

1931
01:16:37,265 --> 01:16:39,365
And you have

1932
01:16:39,367 --> 01:16:41,502
a hallucinogenic drug to thank for that.

1933
01:16:43,438 --> 01:16:45,205
But mine wore off. So what's up?

1934
01:16:48,010 --> 01:16:51,177
Yes, sir! You see that shit?!

1935
01:16:51,179 --> 01:16:54,414
Ow! Oh! But I got kids!

1936
01:16:54,416 --> 01:16:55,516
You get off of her!

1937
01:16:57,420 --> 01:16:59,786
♪ Down, down, me, I
get all the way down ♪

1938
01:16:59,788 --> 01:17:01,922
♪ All the way down, let me get down ♪

1939
01:17:01,924 --> 01:17:04,191
♪ Down, down, me, I
get all the way down ♪

1940
01:17:04,193 --> 01:17:05,392
I said I got kids!

1941
01:17:05,394 --> 01:17:07,695
♪ Down, down, down, down, can I get ♪

1942
01:17:07,697 --> 01:17:11,198
♪ Down, down, down? Let's go ♪

1943
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:13,601
Bitch, I'm about to fuck you up!

1944
01:17:15,138 --> 01:17:16,536
♪ Let me get down, down, down ♪

1945
01:17:16,538 --> 01:17:18,972
♪ Me, I get all the way down ♪

1946
01:17:18,974 --> 01:17:20,975
Here I come!

1947
01:17:20,977 --> 01:17:23,043
♪ Me, I get all the way down ♪

1948
01:17:23,045 --> 01:17:25,445
♪ All the way down, down, down, down ♪

1949
01:17:25,447 --> 01:17:26,579
- ♪ Me, I get down, down, down, down ♪
- Cops!

1950
01:17:26,581 --> 01:17:28,548
Come on, it's the cops! Come on.

1951
01:17:28,550 --> 01:17:30,985
- ♪ Dotty get down, down, down, down ♪
- Sorry.

1952
01:17:30,987 --> 01:17:32,919
♪ Can I get down,
down, down? Let's go ♪

1953
01:17:32,921 --> 01:17:37,423
♪ What I plan to be in
my fantasy is a boss... ♪

1954
01:17:37,425 --> 01:17:39,160
Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here?

1955
01:17:39,162 --> 01:17:41,762
Officer, it was four
women in multicolored wigs

1956
01:17:41,764 --> 01:17:43,830
who started the whole thing,
but they're still in there.

1957
01:17:43,832 --> 01:17:47,468
So, please, hurry!

1958
01:17:47,470 --> 01:17:50,471
Nobody leave! No, you
can't go anywhere yet!

1959
01:17:50,473 --> 01:17:51,739
Ryan!

1960
01:17:51,741 --> 01:17:53,641
Julian!

1961
01:17:53,643 --> 01:17:56,110
Flossy Posse strikes again, huh?

1962
01:17:56,112 --> 01:17:59,015
- Julian!
- Good Lord.

1963
01:18:02,318 --> 01:18:04,421
How did you find us?

1964
01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:07,353
I have superpowers.

1965
01:18:07,355 --> 01:18:09,190
You must.

1966
01:18:09,192 --> 01:18:11,292
Yeah.

1967
01:18:11,294 --> 01:18:14,195
Or maybe, uh...

1968
01:18:14,197 --> 01:18:17,865
maybe it was this text you sent me.

1969
01:18:17,867 --> 01:18:20,467
Julian! We're lost in space!

1970
01:18:20,469 --> 01:18:22,869
I'm not lost.

1971
01:18:25,340 --> 01:18:27,607
Do not be showing my titties to Julian!

1972
01:18:27,609 --> 01:18:29,442
He don't need to see these Biggie Smalls!

1973
01:18:29,444 --> 01:18:30,844
- Oh, my God.
- Mm-hmm.

1974
01:18:30,846 --> 01:18:33,681
I definitely do not remember making that.

1975
01:18:33,683 --> 01:18:37,517
I think Dina was right
about her Biggie Smalls.

1976
01:18:37,519 --> 01:18:38,819
Burned in the brain.

1977
01:18:38,821 --> 01:18:40,221
Thanks, Julian.

1978
01:18:40,223 --> 01:18:42,056
That's what all the boys say.

1979
01:18:44,292 --> 01:18:46,727
<i>- Julian!
- Julian, have you heard of that record</i>

1980
01:18:46,729 --> 01:18:48,462
that go "Bitch, bitch, motherfucker,

1981
01:18:48,464 --> 01:18:50,698
- motherfucker, bitch, bitch, bitch, motherfucker"?
- Hi!

1982
01:18:50,700 --> 01:18:52,700
That's my shit. That's my new shit!

1983
01:18:52,702 --> 01:18:55,569
That's misogynistic! We don't like it!

1984
01:18:55,571 --> 01:18:58,239
All right, ladies, you
have a great evening.

1985
01:18:58,241 --> 01:19:00,341
Ju-Ju, thank you, baby.

1986
01:19:00,343 --> 01:19:02,575
Sash, I got you, babe. You know that.

1987
01:19:02,577 --> 01:19:04,744
Take it easy, Lis.

1988
01:19:04,746 --> 01:19:06,379
- Yeah.
- Take it easy.

1989
01:19:06,381 --> 01:19:08,649
- Thank you, Julian.
- You're welcome.

1990
01:19:08,651 --> 01:19:10,817
- Thanks, brah. Thank you.
- My girl.

1991
01:19:10,819 --> 01:19:13,219
My boy! All right.

1992
01:19:13,221 --> 01:19:15,556
- Ry, you okay?
- Oh, yeah.

1993
01:19:15,558 --> 01:19:18,057
Uh, I'll just be pouring my own drinks

1994
01:19:18,059 --> 01:19:19,893
for the rest of the weekend... that's all.

1995
01:19:19,895 --> 01:19:22,329
- That sounds like a good plan.
- Yeah, I think so.

1996
01:19:22,331 --> 01:19:24,664
- Thanks for everything, though.
- Any time.

1997
01:19:24,666 --> 01:19:26,066
You know that.

1998
01:19:26,068 --> 01:19:27,904
Oh.

1999
01:19:55,764 --> 01:19:57,530
Um...

2000
01:19:57,532 --> 01:19:59,133
All right, so...

2001
01:20:00,769 --> 01:20:03,536
Um...

2002
01:20:03,538 --> 01:20:05,709
good night.

2003
01:20:06,776 --> 01:20:08,942
Good night.

2004
01:20:08,944 --> 01:20:11,145
Good night.

2005
01:20:21,157 --> 01:20:22,155
Hmm?

2006
01:20:22,157 --> 01:20:23,257
Good night.

2007
01:20:23,259 --> 01:20:25,159
- Oh, yes.
- Yep.

2008
01:20:25,161 --> 01:20:26,893
Morning-like, you know?

2009
01:20:26,895 --> 01:20:29,232
Yeah.

2010
01:20:36,938 --> 01:20:39,772
- Pop!
- Hey, look, she had it coming.

2011
01:20:39,774 --> 01:20:41,508
- She was trippin'.
- No, she was.

2012
01:20:41,510 --> 01:20:44,277
Yeah. I'm just happy Freaknik Lisa is back.

2013
01:20:44,279 --> 01:20:46,347
- Hey...
- Mmm, right?

2014
01:20:46,349 --> 01:20:48,848
Too bad all that pent-up
energy is going to waste.

2015
01:20:48,850 --> 01:20:50,683
Mmm. Mmm.

2016
01:20:50,685 --> 01:20:52,953
Mmm. Mmm, mmm.

2017
01:20:52,955 --> 01:20:54,355
What?

2018
01:20:54,357 --> 01:20:56,292
Yeah.

2019
01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:00,360
What was that, Sasha?

2020
01:21:00,362 --> 01:21:04,365
What was that you were
saying about pent-up energy?

2021
01:21:04,367 --> 01:21:07,200
- You texted him?
- I did.

2022
01:21:07,202 --> 01:21:09,203
- Never doubt.
- Girl.

2023
01:21:09,205 --> 01:21:11,371
- Never doubt a boss. Yes.
- You gonna get you some, girl.

2024
01:21:11,373 --> 01:21:14,141
- ♪ 'Cause I slay, I slay ♪
- Ooh, ooh.

2025
01:21:14,143 --> 01:21:15,709
- ♪ I slay all day ♪
- Ooh, ooh.

2026
01:21:15,711 --> 01:21:18,212
♪ All day, all day, all day I slay. ♪

2027
01:21:18,214 --> 01:21:20,547
Have a good evening, ladies.

2028
01:21:20,549 --> 01:21:22,216
You, too.

2029
01:21:22,218 --> 01:21:24,852
Yes, hunty, yes.

2030
01:21:24,854 --> 01:21:28,288
Just give in when he starts
smashing them organs up!

2031
01:21:28,290 --> 01:21:30,656
Yeah, he gonna knock the cobwebs

2032
01:21:30,658 --> 01:21:32,325
off that thing, you understand me?

2033
01:21:32,327 --> 01:21:35,228
- Oh.
- Oh. You remember when life was that simple?

2034
01:21:35,230 --> 01:21:37,897
All you wanted was just
to like a guy enough

2035
01:21:37,899 --> 01:21:39,333
to want to give him some.

2036
01:21:39,335 --> 01:21:40,901
Mm-hmm. That's all we worried about.

2037
01:21:40,903 --> 01:21:42,569
- That and being broke.
- Mm.

2038
01:21:42,571 --> 01:21:45,004
- Those problems are behind us, thank God.
- Mm-hmm.

2039
01:21:45,006 --> 01:21:47,508
For real.

2040
01:21:49,010 --> 01:21:50,744
I miss you, Sasha.

2041
01:21:50,746 --> 01:21:52,178
I really do.

2042
01:21:52,180 --> 01:21:54,248
I miss you, too.

2043
01:21:54,250 --> 01:21:56,717
We were gonna take over the world together.

2044
01:21:56,719 --> 01:22:00,353
Yeah, we didn't quite get
around to that, did we?

2045
01:22:00,355 --> 01:22:04,024
I just hate seeing you chasing
that celebrity bullshit.

2046
01:22:04,026 --> 01:22:07,761
You are so much better than that.

2047
01:22:07,763 --> 01:22:09,029
I'm good.

2048
01:22:09,031 --> 01:22:11,397
I'm handling mine.

2049
01:22:11,399 --> 01:22:13,066
Yeah.

2050
01:22:13,068 --> 01:22:14,334
Okay. Yeah.

2051
01:22:14,336 --> 01:22:15,538
No, I know. I know.

2052
01:22:19,942 --> 01:22:22,375
You know, Ryan, you don't have

2053
01:22:22,377 --> 01:22:24,410
to keep pretending like you have it all.

2054
01:22:24,412 --> 01:22:27,347
I mean, I know you want to
help people. You always have.

2055
01:22:27,349 --> 01:22:30,584
But maybe you would help
them more if you just...

2056
01:22:30,586 --> 01:22:32,585
tell 'em the truth,

2057
01:22:32,587 --> 01:22:34,855
that this shit is hard.

2058
01:22:36,692 --> 01:22:38,292
If I had your strength, Sash,

2059
01:22:38,294 --> 01:22:40,196
maybe I would, but...

2060
01:22:41,397 --> 01:22:44,231
...I'm not that girl anymore.

2061
01:22:44,233 --> 01:22:48,267
Y'all heifers about to kiss now or what?

2062
01:22:48,269 --> 01:22:50,303
Jesus, get a room.

2063
01:22:59,314 --> 01:23:02,281
The beaver has cut down the tree!

2064
01:23:02,283 --> 01:23:04,218
- Wow.
- Yes.

2065
01:23:04,220 --> 01:23:05,953
- About time. Mm.
- Mm.

2066
01:23:05,955 --> 01:23:07,756
- She needed some.
- Mm-hmm.

2067
01:23:12,894 --> 01:23:14,460
All right!

2068
01:23:14,462 --> 01:23:16,129
Girl, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

2069
01:23:16,131 --> 01:23:17,664
What's she gonna do with a grapefruit?

2070
01:23:17,666 --> 01:23:19,432
She about to grapefruit him.

2071
01:23:19,434 --> 01:23:21,067
- What is that?
- You've never grapefruited?

2072
01:23:21,069 --> 01:23:23,739
- No, Dina.
- Girl... - Dina...

2073
01:23:29,511 --> 01:23:31,844
Oh, Lord have mercy.

2074
01:23:31,846 --> 01:23:33,614
Oh, my God.

2075
01:23:33,616 --> 01:23:35,582
He is a monster with it.

2076
01:23:35,584 --> 01:23:37,918
I ain't never used two
grapefruits. But wait.

2077
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:39,652
Let's listen, let's listen, let's listen.

2078
01:23:39,654 --> 01:23:41,120
Five,

2079
01:23:41,122 --> 01:23:42,188
four,

2080
01:23:42,190 --> 01:23:43,789
three,

2081
01:23:43,791 --> 01:23:45,691
two, one.

2082
01:23:46,961 --> 01:23:50,164
- Oh!
- Lisa!

2083
01:23:50,166 --> 01:23:51,999
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! I'm gonna get some water.
- Fix it!

2084
01:23:52,001 --> 01:23:53,534
I'm gonna get some water.
The water will wash it out

2085
01:23:53,536 --> 01:23:55,035
- real quick!
- What'd she do, bite it off?

2086
01:23:56,538 --> 01:23:58,838
I got grapefruit juice
in the pee-pee hole,

2087
01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:00,473
and I need a first aid kit.

2088
01:24:00,475 --> 01:24:03,709
- Lisa! It burns!
- Oh! Oh, my God.

2089
01:24:03,711 --> 01:24:05,111
- I think I left it in my bag.
- My dick is on fire!

2090
01:24:05,113 --> 01:24:06,946
All I have is eyewash.

2091
01:24:06,948 --> 01:24:08,382
- Oh, my God!
- It's in my eye, Lisa!

2092
01:24:08,384 --> 01:24:11,185
Okay, just calm down! I
got some cooling cream!

2093
01:24:11,187 --> 01:24:12,886
I got some aloe. Oh, my gosh!

2094
01:24:12,888 --> 01:24:14,154
- I'm so sorry!
- You got to do something!

2095
01:24:14,156 --> 01:24:16,557
- It was my first time!
- You said you were a nurse!

2096
01:24:16,559 --> 01:24:18,558
- You said you were a nurse!
- It was an experiment!

2097
01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:20,660
- I wanted to try something new!
- Oh, my God!

2098
01:24:20,662 --> 01:24:24,030
What happened to a normal blow job?!

2099
01:24:24,032 --> 01:24:25,832
Ooh, that's that Shaka Zulu right there.

2100
01:24:25,834 --> 01:24:27,200
I got some aloe!

2101
01:24:27,202 --> 01:24:29,835
Girl...

2102
01:24:29,837 --> 01:24:32,838
<i>What kind of freaky
old-school shit is this?!</i>

2103
01:24:36,211 --> 01:24:37,811
<i>I'm working on it.</i>

2104
01:24:37,813 --> 01:24:40,880
I will have it to you by
the end of the weekend.

2105
01:24:40,882 --> 01:24:42,716
And it's good. It's good.

2106
01:24:42,718 --> 01:24:44,218
I'm talking 'bout...

2107
01:24:44,220 --> 01:24:47,053
Caitlyn Jenner pregnant by Tyga good.

2108
01:24:47,055 --> 01:24:49,489
Photos to come.

2109
01:24:51,227 --> 01:24:52,859
Well, guess what, you're
gonna have to do what I say.

2110
01:24:52,861 --> 01:24:56,096
- 'Cause I-I didn't.
- I'm too cute. I'm too cute to be...

2111
01:25:02,270 --> 01:25:03,704
Sasha!

2112
01:25:03,706 --> 01:25:05,539
Let's go!

2113
01:25:05,541 --> 01:25:08,909
You don't need no man right now anyway.

2114
01:25:08,911 --> 01:25:11,677
You two have built an incredible brand.

2115
01:25:11,679 --> 01:25:15,615
We think that Ryan and
Stewart can be to Best Mart

2116
01:25:15,617 --> 01:25:19,085
what Martha Stewart is to Kmart but bigger.

2117
01:25:19,087 --> 01:25:20,286
Really?

2118
01:25:20,288 --> 01:25:21,788
Bottom line is that

2119
01:25:21,790 --> 01:25:23,856
you two give people hope

2120
01:25:23,858 --> 01:25:26,426
that you can have it all.

2121
01:25:26,428 --> 01:25:27,927
And we want in.

2122
01:25:27,929 --> 01:25:30,364
That's...

2123
01:25:30,366 --> 01:25:31,932
that's fantastic.

2124
01:25:31,934 --> 01:25:33,600
It is.

2125
01:25:33,602 --> 01:25:35,435
It is, but let's be honest,

2126
01:25:35,437 --> 01:25:38,974
it's, uh, all about the offer.

2127
01:25:57,960 --> 01:25:59,095
Holy shit.

2128
01:26:00,461 --> 01:26:02,396
I...

2129
01:26:02,398 --> 01:26:03,730
I mean,

2130
01:26:03,732 --> 01:26:05,798
it's a very good start.

2131
01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:08,602
I'll convene with, uh, my team,

2132
01:26:08,604 --> 01:26:10,306
and we'll-we'll get back to you.

2133
01:26:14,777 --> 01:26:17,177
Sounds good.

2134
01:26:17,179 --> 01:26:19,679
Gentlemen. Ryan.

2135
01:26:19,681 --> 01:26:21,914
- Yes, thank you, Bethany.
- Mm-hmm.

2136
01:26:21,916 --> 01:26:23,917
- Stewart.
- Thank you.

2137
01:26:25,586 --> 01:26:27,853
Thank you, Best Mart!

2138
01:26:27,855 --> 01:26:29,489
Uh-oh. Get it, get it, get it.

2139
01:26:29,491 --> 01:26:30,824
Ooh!

2140
01:26:30,826 --> 01:26:32,592
- Yes! - Cheers!
- Congrats!

2141
01:26:32,594 --> 01:26:34,593
- Yes!
- Hey, uh, Sasha,

2142
01:26:34,595 --> 01:26:37,196
you think your paparazzi guy
would sell the photo to me?

2143
01:26:37,198 --> 01:26:39,966
We could bury that shit
and just move forward.

2144
01:26:39,968 --> 01:26:42,602
Yeah, um, I mean, um,

2145
01:26:42,604 --> 01:26:43,969
I can find out.

2146
01:26:43,971 --> 01:26:45,172
Why? What's-what's going on?

2147
01:26:45,174 --> 01:26:47,307
Well, ladies,

2148
01:26:47,309 --> 01:26:49,942
Stew and I talked today, and I really think

2149
01:26:49,944 --> 01:26:52,512
our marriage is gonna get back on track.

2150
01:26:52,514 --> 01:26:54,681
Oh.

2151
01:26:54,683 --> 01:26:57,217
So you're gonna take
that community penis back.

2152
01:26:57,219 --> 01:27:00,119
Look, y'all, men have egos.

2153
01:27:00,121 --> 01:27:01,120
His was deflated.

2154
01:27:01,122 --> 01:27:02,489
Retiring, it screwed him up.

2155
01:27:02,491 --> 01:27:04,524
And you know how men are, rudderless,

2156
01:27:04,526 --> 01:27:06,125
needing a purpose.

2157
01:27:06,127 --> 01:27:07,526
All right.

2158
01:27:07,528 --> 01:27:10,629
Used but not broken.

2159
01:27:10,631 --> 01:27:12,199
Well, cheers to that.

2160
01:27:12,201 --> 01:27:14,234
Cheers, that part, yes.

2161
01:27:14,236 --> 01:27:17,904
Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

2162
01:27:17,906 --> 01:27:19,172
Ooh!

2163
01:27:19,174 --> 01:27:21,077
Oh, look. There goes Julian.

2164
01:27:28,317 --> 01:27:29,850
♪ Ooh... ♪

2165
01:27:29,852 --> 01:27:31,151
I see you, Julian!

2166
01:27:31,153 --> 01:27:32,485
I see you, boy!

2167
01:27:33,889 --> 01:27:35,655
♪ Want to but I can't help it ♪

2168
01:27:35,657 --> 01:27:38,325
♪ I love the way it feels ♪

2169
01:27:38,327 --> 01:27:40,093
♪ It's got me stuck ♪

2170
01:27:40,095 --> 01:27:42,361
♪ Every day knowing that I won't ♪

2171
01:27:42,363 --> 01:27:44,364
<i>♪ All because of you ♪</i>

2172
01:27:44,366 --> 01:27:47,734
- ♪ All because of you ♪
- <i>♪ All ♪</i>

2173
01:27:47,736 --> 01:27:49,201
- <i>♪ Because of you ♪</i>
- ♪ Oh, oh ♪

2174
01:27:49,203 --> 01:27:51,103
♪ It's all because of you ♪

2175
01:27:51,105 --> 01:27:52,772
He is so great.

2176
01:27:52,774 --> 01:27:55,374
- <i>♪ All because of you ♪</i>
- ♪ Because, because ♪

2177
01:27:55,376 --> 01:27:57,944
<i>♪ Never get enough ♪</i>

2178
01:27:57,946 --> 01:28:00,914
- ♪ Never get enough ♪
- <i>♪ She's the ♪</i>

2179
01:28:00,916 --> 01:28:03,383
<i>♪ Sweetest drug ♪</i>

2180
01:28:07,288 --> 01:28:11,091
♪ Do, do, do, do, do. ♪

2181
01:28:13,795 --> 01:28:16,128
I'm serious. You were so good.

2182
01:28:16,130 --> 01:28:17,963
- Well, thank you.
- Like, I can't...

2183
01:28:17,965 --> 01:28:19,566
- I can't even...
- Stop it,

2184
01:28:19,568 --> 01:28:21,234
- stop it, stop it.
- No, I can't believe it.

2185
01:28:21,236 --> 01:28:22,902
You know how far you've
come from when you used

2186
01:28:22,904 --> 01:28:25,237
to make the slow jam
mixtapes back in the day?

2187
01:28:25,239 --> 01:28:27,441
"The J's Slow Jam Mixtape."

2188
01:28:27,443 --> 01:28:29,241
"J's Slow Jams."

2189
01:28:29,243 --> 01:28:32,411
- Those were legendary!
- They were. I'm not gonna front.

2190
01:28:32,413 --> 01:28:34,414
- They were.
- Yes. I'm just,

2191
01:28:34,416 --> 01:28:36,749
- you know, working on my craft.
- Wow. I can tell.

2192
01:28:36,751 --> 01:28:38,084
Did you see those ladies?

2193
01:28:38,086 --> 01:28:39,418
They were going crazy for you.

2194
01:28:40,421 --> 01:28:42,321
I can see why you're not married.

2195
01:28:42,323 --> 01:28:46,593
Oh. Oh, so now you want
to analyze me, Dr. Pierce?

2196
01:28:46,595 --> 01:28:49,262
- Think that's what we doin'?
- No, I am serious, though.

2197
01:28:49,264 --> 01:28:50,996
Though, be honest, come
on, come on, what is it,

2198
01:28:50,998 --> 01:28:53,232
what is it? You got... commitment issues?

2199
01:28:53,234 --> 01:28:55,401
- Come on.
- Restless soul?

2200
01:28:55,403 --> 01:28:57,070
A little tortured artist...

2201
01:28:57,072 --> 01:28:59,239
- Why I got to be tortured? No.
- ...who only has time

2202
01:28:59,241 --> 01:29:00,606
for his music?

2203
01:29:00,608 --> 01:29:04,076
Or is it just too much ass to pass up?

2204
01:29:04,078 --> 01:29:05,611
Truthfully?

2205
01:29:05,613 --> 01:29:07,112
Don't lie.

2206
01:29:07,114 --> 01:29:08,615
There's a whole lot of ass out there.

2207
01:29:08,617 --> 01:29:10,616
No, no, I'm...

2208
01:29:10,618 --> 01:29:12,352
No, listen, just be honest, be honest.

2209
01:29:12,354 --> 01:29:13,289
What is it?

2210
01:29:14,489 --> 01:29:17,292
I haven't found my equal yet.

2211
01:29:19,661 --> 01:29:22,596
If the right woman came along,

2212
01:29:22,598 --> 01:29:25,001
I'm 100% in.

2213
01:29:26,868 --> 01:29:28,301
I mean...

2214
01:29:28,303 --> 01:29:29,302
Oh, come on.

2215
01:29:30,471 --> 01:29:31,771
That's true, though.

2216
01:29:31,773 --> 01:29:33,839
That's not true.

2217
01:29:33,841 --> 01:29:36,645
You know what I'm sayin'?

2218
01:29:38,679 --> 01:29:40,112
Where you think you're going,

2219
01:29:40,114 --> 01:29:41,515
to get your ass kicked again?

2220
01:29:41,517 --> 01:29:42,949
I need to talk to Ryan.

2221
01:29:42,951 --> 01:29:44,150
That's not gonna happen.

2222
01:29:44,152 --> 01:29:45,788
Let's go.

2223
01:29:51,393 --> 01:29:53,392
How'd you know she was here, anyway?

2224
01:29:57,064 --> 01:29:58,330
Fuck.

2225
01:29:58,332 --> 01:30:00,400
I got to get a new line of work.

2226
01:30:00,402 --> 01:30:03,402
All right, I'll deliver
your message. What's up?

2227
01:30:03,404 --> 01:30:06,405
I just found out I'm pregnant.

2228
01:30:06,407 --> 01:30:10,142
And before you even insult
me, yes, it's Stewart's.

2229
01:30:10,144 --> 01:30:11,710
Does he know?

2230
01:30:11,712 --> 01:30:13,646
I told him, and now this
motherfucker won't return

2231
01:30:13,648 --> 01:30:15,181
any of my calls or texts.

2232
01:30:15,183 --> 01:30:17,851
Aw, let me go find a tear to shed for you.

2233
01:30:17,853 --> 01:30:19,985
I don't need your shade, okay?
That's not why I came here.

2234
01:30:19,987 --> 01:30:21,387
Well, why did you come here?

2235
01:30:21,389 --> 01:30:23,557
Because I didn't make this baby by myself.

2236
01:30:23,559 --> 01:30:26,058
Bottom line, I need Stewart

2237
01:30:26,060 --> 01:30:29,663
to call me back within the next
24 hours or I will go public.

2238
01:30:29,665 --> 01:30:33,900
And I might be willing to spill
this tea on your little site,

2239
01:30:33,902 --> 01:30:36,570
give the exclusive to Sasha's Secrets.

2240
01:30:36,572 --> 01:30:38,103
And I have pictures.

2241
01:30:38,105 --> 01:30:40,606
Nasty, freaky pictures, too.

2242
01:30:40,608 --> 01:30:43,178
Think it over.

2243
01:30:49,585 --> 01:30:51,687
What was that about?

2244
01:30:53,956 --> 01:30:55,254
- You know, you...
- Oh, you can tell

2245
01:30:55,256 --> 01:30:56,957
- you got an eye for...
- I...

2246
01:30:56,959 --> 01:30:58,557
- You can tell which ones, which ones.
- Listen, I got a...

2247
01:30:58,559 --> 01:31:00,526
- I got a eye for it all. Tru-Trust me.
- All right.

2248
01:31:00,528 --> 01:31:02,764
- You do.
- Hey, what up, y'all?

2249
01:31:05,367 --> 01:31:07,703
What's wrong?

2250
01:31:10,772 --> 01:31:12,771
I tried everything.

2251
01:31:12,773 --> 01:31:14,774
I...

2252
01:31:14,776 --> 01:31:17,543
I went to all the top specialists.

2253
01:31:17,545 --> 01:31:19,545
I...

2254
01:31:19,547 --> 01:31:24,551
I tried every fertility
treatment on the market and...

2255
01:31:24,553 --> 01:31:25,921
nothing.

2256
01:31:30,058 --> 01:31:32,728
She gave him what I couldn't.

2257
01:31:35,764 --> 01:31:37,931
Why didn't you...

2258
01:31:37,933 --> 01:31:41,567
tell us that you were having
a problem getting pregnant?

2259
01:31:41,569 --> 01:31:44,471
Because I was embarrassed.

2260
01:31:44,473 --> 01:31:46,975
I didn't want anyone to know.

2261
01:31:51,513 --> 01:31:53,746
Look what I did.

2262
01:31:53,748 --> 01:31:55,515
That's their baby.

2263
01:31:55,517 --> 01:31:58,017
I took a pug and I put that with Stewart

2264
01:31:58,019 --> 01:32:00,853
and made this bitch baby.

2265
01:32:00,855 --> 01:32:02,254
And they can have that
little bitch-ass baby.

2266
01:32:02,256 --> 01:32:04,089
It's gonna have a big ol' booty

2267
01:32:04,091 --> 01:32:06,926
- and a ugly-ass face, just like his mama.
- Mm.

2268
01:32:06,928 --> 01:32:08,628
And then I made a variety of babies,

2269
01:32:08,630 --> 01:32:11,830
in case they decide to have
a litter of bitch babies.

2270
01:32:11,832 --> 01:32:13,365
Little pound puppies.

2271
01:32:13,367 --> 01:32:16,535
And they gonna make a ugly-ass bitch baby.

2272
01:32:16,537 --> 01:32:18,471
You understand me?

2273
01:32:18,473 --> 01:32:20,306
I love you.

2274
01:32:20,308 --> 01:32:21,473
Look at that baby.

2275
01:32:21,475 --> 01:32:23,209
Look like it licks its own ass.

2276
01:32:23,211 --> 01:32:25,445
That's how ugly that baby is.

2277
01:32:25,447 --> 01:32:27,179
That one.

2278
01:32:27,181 --> 01:32:29,015
That's a ugly-ass baby, ain't it?

2279
01:32:29,017 --> 01:32:30,683
It's Stewart.

2280
01:32:30,685 --> 01:32:32,185
The hell?

2281
01:32:32,187 --> 01:32:33,619
Ryan,

2282
01:32:33,621 --> 01:32:35,187
please let me in.

2283
01:32:35,189 --> 01:32:36,655
The hell he want?

2284
01:32:36,657 --> 01:32:38,627
Let him in.

2285
01:32:48,002 --> 01:32:50,005
You a piece of shit.

2286
01:32:57,879 --> 01:33:00,149
We need to talk.

2287
01:33:03,818 --> 01:33:06,085
Alone.

2288
01:33:06,087 --> 01:33:08,353
There ain't nothing you need to say to her

2289
01:33:08,355 --> 01:33:09,923
that you can't say in front of us.

2290
01:33:09,925 --> 01:33:11,327
Mm-hmm.

2291
01:33:15,863 --> 01:33:17,864
Uh, it's okay.

2292
01:33:17,866 --> 01:33:19,769
It's okay.

2293
01:33:21,670 --> 01:33:23,339
We'll wait for you downstairs.

2294
01:33:24,672 --> 01:33:26,573
Here, take my stun gun.

2295
01:33:26,575 --> 01:33:29,042
Now, this button right here...
it raises the voltage of it.

2296
01:33:29,044 --> 01:33:30,877
As a matter of fact,
you know what? Fuck it.

2297
01:33:30,879 --> 01:33:32,445
I'm gonna just leave it on high.

2298
01:33:32,447 --> 01:33:33,879
All right? And just tag him

2299
01:33:33,881 --> 01:33:35,718
right in the balls if he do something.

2300
01:33:37,051 --> 01:33:39,185
Both balls.

2301
01:33:39,187 --> 01:33:41,290
Dick, too.

2302
01:33:50,197 --> 01:33:52,300
I spoke with Simone.

2303
01:33:54,202 --> 01:33:57,603
She agreed to sign an NDA

2304
01:33:57,605 --> 01:33:59,705
in exchange for a monthly payment

2305
01:33:59,707 --> 01:34:01,307
for her and the baby.

2306
01:34:01,309 --> 01:34:04,377
I could... kill you.

2307
01:34:04,379 --> 01:34:06,948
I am so furious right now.

2308
01:34:08,282 --> 01:34:11,450
And you have every right to be.

2309
01:34:11,452 --> 01:34:13,786
Do you even...

2310
01:34:13,788 --> 01:34:16,157
love me anymore?

2311
01:34:17,492 --> 01:34:19,758
Of course I do.

2312
01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:22,462
I made a terrible mistake.

2313
01:34:24,299 --> 01:34:28,334
I know you can't trust me
as your husband anymore,

2314
01:34:28,336 --> 01:34:32,070
but you can trust me as your partner.

2315
01:34:32,072 --> 01:34:37,442
This deal will set us up for life.

2316
01:34:37,444 --> 01:34:39,978
But we can't do it apart.

2317
01:34:39,980 --> 01:34:44,083
Ryan without Stewart...

2318
01:34:44,085 --> 01:34:46,322
doesn't have it all.

2319
01:34:54,528 --> 01:34:57,429
I just hope she kicked his cheatin' ass out

2320
01:34:57,431 --> 01:35:00,333
and tagged his dick skin
till it fried like bacon.

2321
01:35:00,335 --> 01:35:02,101
- Mm-hmm.
- Damn, Lis.

2322
01:35:02,103 --> 01:35:04,204
I thought you wanted them to work it out.

2323
01:35:04,206 --> 01:35:05,637
Yeah, well, I changed my mind

2324
01:35:05,639 --> 01:35:07,507
as soon as I saw his arrogant face,

2325
01:35:07,509 --> 01:35:11,343
so fuck him and that disaster
of a woman he impregnated.

2326
01:35:11,345 --> 01:35:13,279
- Amen.
- Mm-hmm.

2327
01:35:13,281 --> 01:35:14,681
Unbelievable.

2328
01:35:14,683 --> 01:35:16,950
And she's been up there too long.

2329
01:35:16,952 --> 01:35:19,288
Oh, what the hell's going on?

2330
01:35:24,559 --> 01:35:26,159
What in the...?

2331
01:35:26,161 --> 01:35:27,793
- Fuck?
- Damn.

2332
01:35:27,795 --> 01:35:29,294
The fuck?

2333
01:35:29,296 --> 01:35:31,164
Why is she doing that?

2334
01:35:31,166 --> 01:35:33,700
- Mm.
- Really, though?

2335
01:35:37,671 --> 01:35:39,575
- The fuck?
- Damn.

2336
01:35:47,248 --> 01:35:48,882
Are you staying with him?

2337
01:35:48,884 --> 01:35:51,584
Stew figured out a way to
handle the Simone situation,

2338
01:35:51,586 --> 01:35:53,352
so it's gonna be fine.

2339
01:35:53,354 --> 01:35:54,987
Oh, wait. No, hold up. Stop. Wait.

2340
01:35:54,989 --> 01:35:58,091
So, he dickmatized you that quick?

2341
01:35:58,093 --> 01:36:00,093
Dina, he's my husband.

2342
01:36:00,095 --> 01:36:01,727
He's not some guy in a bathroom stall.

2343
01:36:01,729 --> 01:36:04,163
- Mm?
- I'm not just gonna throw everything away.

2344
01:36:04,165 --> 01:36:06,766
You know what? Ry, I get it.

2345
01:36:06,768 --> 01:36:08,567
'Cause when I was leaving
Terrence, I was terrified.

2346
01:36:08,569 --> 01:36:10,003
I didn't think

2347
01:36:10,005 --> 01:36:11,337
I was gonna be able to do it on my own,

2348
01:36:11,339 --> 01:36:12,771
but I've been figuring it out.

2349
01:36:12,773 --> 01:36:14,240
- You will, too.
- Mm-hmm.

2350
01:36:14,242 --> 01:36:15,408
I'll help you.

2351
01:36:15,410 --> 01:36:18,244
Lisa, that's sweet, but I'm not like you.

2352
01:36:18,246 --> 01:36:20,282
You don't understand. I
can't live with my mother.

2353
01:36:21,616 --> 01:36:24,616
Well... well, what is wrong

2354
01:36:24,618 --> 01:36:27,552
with living with your
mother? I... I love my mother.

2355
01:36:27,554 --> 01:36:29,422
You don't get it. You all can't get it.

2356
01:36:29,424 --> 01:36:30,890
You're not in my world.

2357
01:36:30,892 --> 01:36:32,892
You don't live my life.

2358
01:36:32,894 --> 01:36:34,627
I can't just walk away from that.

2359
01:36:34,629 --> 01:36:35,895
I give people hope.

2360
01:36:35,897 --> 01:36:37,195
I don't have a choice.

2361
01:36:37,197 --> 01:36:39,399
Where is your hope? This is you choosing,

2362
01:36:39,401 --> 01:36:41,401
and this choice is diminishing you.

2363
01:36:41,403 --> 01:36:43,302
Diminishing me?

2364
01:36:43,304 --> 01:36:45,304
Says the woman who chooses

2365
01:36:45,306 --> 01:36:49,275
to talk shit about people for a living?

2366
01:36:49,277 --> 01:36:51,410
Way to use that journalism degree, Sash.

2367
01:36:51,412 --> 01:36:53,279
Look, I got to pay bills.

2368
01:36:53,281 --> 01:36:56,214
And for the record, I
have multiple degrees.

2369
01:36:56,216 --> 01:36:57,450
- Hey, hey.
- Then use one of 'em.

2370
01:36:57,452 --> 01:36:59,118
How you gonna tell me to use 'em?

2371
01:36:59,120 --> 01:37:01,587
All right. Let's have a time
- out. Just a little breather.

2372
01:37:01,589 --> 01:37:04,824
- And just take a moment.
- Yes! Hello.

2373
01:37:04,826 --> 01:37:06,793
- Ryan, have you seen it?
- Oh, they trippin'.

2374
01:37:06,795 --> 01:37:08,628
- What? - Oh, shit.
- Fuckin' Simone.

2375
01:37:08,630 --> 01:37:10,929
- Is that that bitch from the demo?
- Wait.

2376
01:37:10,931 --> 01:37:12,731
Have you been on the
Internet? It's a disaster.

2377
01:37:12,733 --> 01:37:14,834
- It's just a shit show. All right, I'm gonna fix it.
- Oh.

2378
01:37:14,836 --> 01:37:16,069
- Hell, no.
- All right, I got to fix this.

2379
01:37:16,071 --> 01:37:17,070
All right, bye. Bye. Bye.

2380
01:37:17,072 --> 01:37:18,838
You conniving...

2381
01:37:18,840 --> 01:37:20,306
You are sneaky.

2382
01:37:20,308 --> 01:37:22,075
All right, all right,
everybody, let's just...

2383
01:37:22,077 --> 01:37:23,810
- How could you do that?
- You think I did this?

2384
01:37:23,812 --> 01:37:25,911
I didn't do this. Simone must have.

2385
01:37:25,913 --> 01:37:29,515
Simone, who you were huddled
up, talking to in the corner?

2386
01:37:29,517 --> 01:37:31,918
Huh? That Simone?

2387
01:37:31,920 --> 01:37:33,785
Wait. What did you do? Did you...

2388
01:37:33,787 --> 01:37:36,455
Did you sell it to another
site to cover your tracks?

2389
01:37:36,457 --> 01:37:37,957
- Are you serious?
- Because you know what?

2390
01:37:37,959 --> 01:37:39,359
I know you're broke.

2391
01:37:39,361 --> 01:37:41,093
I see you hiding your tags in your shirt.

2392
01:37:41,095 --> 01:37:44,297
We all see it. I'm not stupid.

2393
01:37:44,299 --> 01:37:45,365
- Yeah.
- It happens.

2394
01:37:45,367 --> 01:37:46,766
- You know, I mean...
- Yeah, I mean, we know

2395
01:37:46,768 --> 01:37:48,334
- them ain't no real Red Bottoms.
- I shop at Goodwill.

2396
01:37:48,336 --> 01:37:49,668
You know, Nordstrom's do take stuff back.

2397
01:37:49,670 --> 01:37:51,771
That's what's so cool
about Nordstrom's, you know,

2398
01:37:51,773 --> 01:37:53,839
- Nordstrom's takes every...
- Congratulations, Sash.

2399
01:37:53,841 --> 01:37:57,442
You know what? I really
hope it was worth it!

2400
01:37:57,444 --> 01:37:59,978
You know what? Hey.

2401
01:37:59,980 --> 01:38:02,448
Hey! The fucking thought did cross my mind,

2402
01:38:02,450 --> 01:38:05,651
but I would never play you
out like that for some money.

2403
01:38:05,653 --> 01:38:08,221
The problem is, you never
valued our friendship

2404
01:38:08,223 --> 01:38:09,554
as much as I did.

2405
01:38:09,556 --> 01:38:11,156
How could you say that?

2406
01:38:11,158 --> 01:38:13,392
You are like a sister
to me. I have always...

2407
01:38:13,394 --> 01:38:16,396
This how you treat a sister? I
quit my job at <i>The Times</i>

2408
01:38:16,398 --> 01:38:18,063
to get our website off the ground.

2409
01:38:18,065 --> 01:38:19,499
I hired a designer.

2410
01:38:19,501 --> 01:38:21,667
And what did you do? What'd you do, sis?

2411
01:38:21,669 --> 01:38:23,035
You left me high and dry.

2412
01:38:23,037 --> 01:38:24,503
Because you thought

2413
01:38:24,505 --> 01:38:26,571
that you could get more
success with Stewart.

2414
01:38:26,573 --> 01:38:29,674
Why you think I'm doing this
bullshit gossip blog anyway?

2415
01:38:29,676 --> 01:38:31,576
And not-not once did you apologize.

2416
01:38:31,578 --> 01:38:33,846
If you would have told me
no, I wouldn't have done it.

2417
01:38:33,848 --> 01:38:35,380
You should have spoken up!

2418
01:38:35,382 --> 01:38:37,816
How the fuck do I compete with pillow talk?

2419
01:38:37,818 --> 01:38:40,652
Dickmatized, just like she said.

2420
01:38:40,654 --> 01:38:42,588
And, well, you could
have said no, though...

2421
01:38:42,590 --> 01:38:44,757
- Dina, nobody asked you!
- Sasha, just listen to Ryan

2422
01:38:44,759 --> 01:38:46,191
for a second. She's trying to explain!

2423
01:38:46,193 --> 01:38:47,893
You know what? Stop
it. Stop it. I should...

2424
01:38:47,895 --> 01:38:49,695
I should know better
than to expect y'all two

2425
01:38:49,697 --> 01:38:51,030
to have my back anyway.

2426
01:38:51,032 --> 01:38:53,332
See, I know how it works in this circle.

2427
01:38:53,334 --> 01:38:54,767
We got the queen bee,

2428
01:38:54,769 --> 01:38:56,701
and we got her two little worker bees.

2429
01:38:56,703 --> 01:38:58,771
- What?!
- Worker bee? Bitch, who you talking about

2430
01:38:58,773 --> 01:39:01,240
a worker bee? I'm my own bee.
No, you take that shit back.

2431
01:39:01,242 --> 01:39:03,209
- Take that shit back.
- I'm not taking it back.

2432
01:39:03,211 --> 01:39:04,776
All right, all right, stop!
Just everybody take a time-out.

2433
01:39:04,778 --> 01:39:06,212
So what? Whether I need
'em or not, I like 'em.

2434
01:39:06,214 --> 01:39:07,612
Pull it back. Time-out.

2435
01:39:07,614 --> 01:39:09,248
Why don't you shut the fuck up

2436
01:39:09,250 --> 01:39:11,350
and stop talking to us
like we're one of your kids?

2437
01:39:11,352 --> 01:39:13,085
Wait a minute. You'd better pause

2438
01:39:13,087 --> 01:39:14,920
and stop acting like one of my kids.

2439
01:39:14,922 --> 01:39:16,955
How about that? Put some clothes on.

2440
01:39:16,957 --> 01:39:18,391
- What are you doing?
- I'm trying to tell you...

2441
01:39:18,393 --> 01:39:19,792
Stop getting trashed every night

2442
01:39:19,794 --> 01:39:22,462
and fucking random dick every week.

2443
01:39:22,464 --> 01:39:25,097
You just got some random dick
and your ass got real loose.

2444
01:39:25,099 --> 01:39:27,232
And let me tell you something, bitch.

2445
01:39:27,234 --> 01:39:29,102
Just because he got a big dick

2446
01:39:29,104 --> 01:39:32,204
don't make him a grown man
with your pedophile ass.

2447
01:39:32,206 --> 01:39:34,240
You know what? Have it. I don't even know

2448
01:39:34,242 --> 01:39:35,941
why I'm here with your ass.

2449
01:39:35,943 --> 01:39:38,977
You need to change that
stank-ass attitude of yours

2450
01:39:38,979 --> 01:39:41,481
- or your ass is gonna end up with the clap.
- Bitch, please.

2451
01:39:41,483 --> 01:39:43,048
Clap? Been there, done that,

2452
01:39:43,050 --> 01:39:45,485
- had that, and I'm immune to the shit, bitch.
- Excuse me.

2453
01:39:45,487 --> 01:39:47,954
I'll clap your ass up out of here.

2454
01:39:47,956 --> 01:39:49,722
Fuck you, Lisa!

2455
01:39:49,724 --> 01:39:51,324
And fuck both of y'all, too,

2456
01:39:51,326 --> 01:39:52,892
with y'all raggedy, fake asses.

2457
01:39:52,894 --> 01:39:54,627
Both of y'all bitches is fake.

2458
01:39:54,629 --> 01:39:56,896
You don't even know a real
friend when you see one.

2459
01:39:56,898 --> 01:39:58,830
You know what? You know what? Here.

2460
01:39:58,832 --> 01:40:01,269
Give Lisa back her raggedy-ass phone.

2461
01:40:02,636 --> 01:40:04,803
Oh, wait, hold up. Hold up.

2462
01:40:04,805 --> 01:40:06,571
Here, 'cause I don't need
you calling the police on me.

2463
01:40:06,573 --> 01:40:08,908
Take your card. Oh, and yes,

2464
01:40:08,910 --> 01:40:11,747
I maxed that motherfucker
out with your low-ass balance.

2465
01:40:13,313 --> 01:40:14,914
Stupid ass... oh, oh, oh.

2466
01:40:14,916 --> 01:40:17,283
And I don't need you
talking shit or calling me.

2467
01:40:17,285 --> 01:40:19,317
Here. Take your driver's
license so you can get

2468
01:40:19,319 --> 01:40:21,087
on the plane with your nasty-ass,

2469
01:40:21,089 --> 01:40:25,924
dirty-ass, nasty-ass husband
that fuck Instagram bitches!

2470
01:40:25,926 --> 01:40:27,959
You're gonna mess around
and get the clap, bitch.

2471
01:40:27,961 --> 01:40:30,195
I can't believe you motherfuckers!

2472
01:40:30,197 --> 01:40:32,464
That's why I'm-a fuck me
a motherfucking celebrity,

2473
01:40:32,466 --> 01:40:34,767
stupid-ass bitches. I hate y'all!

2474
01:40:34,769 --> 01:40:36,538
And I love you, but I hate you, bitch!

2475
01:40:43,044 --> 01:40:45,043
You happy, Sash?

2476
01:40:45,045 --> 01:40:46,514
Hmm?

2477
01:40:48,349 --> 01:40:52,051
You have ruined my life

2478
01:40:52,053 --> 01:40:54,656
and 20 years of friendship.

2479
01:40:56,791 --> 01:40:58,156
You know what?

2480
01:40:58,158 --> 01:40:59,393
Fuck all y'all.

2481
01:41:02,063 --> 01:41:04,362
I know I've done a few
foul things in my life,

2482
01:41:04,364 --> 01:41:06,332
but I would never do that.

2483
01:41:06,334 --> 01:41:08,034
I did not do this.

2484
01:41:08,036 --> 01:41:11,038
My friends would know that.

2485
01:41:13,474 --> 01:41:16,342
Fucking real friend.

2486
01:41:31,658 --> 01:41:33,993
Bombshell, folks. It looks
like America's favorite couple

2487
01:41:33,995 --> 01:41:35,895
has got a third party wedging her way

2488
01:41:35,897 --> 01:41:37,262
into their house of love.

2489
01:41:37,264 --> 01:41:38,931
<i>This recent picture has emerged</i>

2490
01:41:38,933 --> 01:41:41,366
<i>of Ryan Pierce's husband, Stewart,</i>

2491
01:41:41,368 --> 01:41:43,869
getting cozy with an Instagram model

2492
01:41:43,871 --> 01:41:45,338
by the name of Simone.

2493
01:41:45,340 --> 01:41:47,173
No last name given.

2494
01:41:47,175 --> 01:41:48,673
You know, this is a tough situation,

2495
01:41:48,675 --> 01:41:51,343
even for renowned relationship expert Ryan.

2496
01:41:51,345 --> 01:41:54,347
If I will it, I can have it all.

2497
01:41:54,349 --> 01:41:55,914
Let's hope for the best

2498
01:41:55,916 --> 01:41:57,415
for this stunning couple.

2499
01:42:19,607 --> 01:42:21,910
Can I get a refill, please?

2500
01:42:40,060 --> 01:42:42,630
- Hey.
- Hey.

2501
01:42:44,765 --> 01:42:47,333
Look, I'm really...

2502
01:42:47,335 --> 01:42:49,602
sorry for what I said.

2503
01:42:49,604 --> 01:42:51,803
I-I did not mean any of it.

2504
01:42:53,273 --> 01:42:56,676
I know y'all keep me around for laughs.

2505
01:42:56,678 --> 01:42:58,910
But I love you heifers.

2506
01:42:58,912 --> 01:43:02,481
I would die for every last one of you.

2507
01:43:02,483 --> 01:43:04,616
I know you would.

2508
01:43:04,618 --> 01:43:06,285
And you know what?

2509
01:43:06,287 --> 01:43:09,254
You are one of the most loyal,

2510
01:43:09,256 --> 01:43:11,691
fiercest, most honest friend we have.

2511
01:43:11,693 --> 01:43:13,793
We are so lucky to have you.

2512
01:43:13,795 --> 01:43:15,593
You right.

2513
01:43:15,595 --> 01:43:17,530
Y'all very lucky.

2514
01:43:17,532 --> 01:43:19,534
Very, very lucky.

2515
01:43:20,934 --> 01:43:22,703
Very lucky.

2516
01:43:26,174 --> 01:43:27,972
- I love you.
- I love you, too.

2517
01:43:27,974 --> 01:43:30,144
- Oh.
- Oh.

2518
01:43:41,188 --> 01:43:43,188
<i>For years now</i>

2519
01:43:43,190 --> 01:43:45,324
I've been posting unflattering photos

2520
01:43:45,326 --> 01:43:49,962
and headlines about anyone who
would get more hits to my site.

2521
01:43:49,964 --> 01:43:54,333
<i>I did this without
regard for their privacy,</i>

2522
01:43:54,335 --> 01:43:56,535
their dignity...

2523
01:43:56,537 --> 01:43:58,803
or their humanity.

2524
01:44:01,576 --> 01:44:03,209
Ryan! Any comments?

2525
01:44:03,211 --> 01:44:05,543
<i>But when someone close
to you gets hurt,</i>

2526
01:44:05,545 --> 01:44:08,547
<i>it forces you to realize that
these are not just photos,</i>

2527
01:44:08,549 --> 01:44:10,383
<i>they're not just words...</i>

2528
01:44:10,385 --> 01:44:14,253
<i>they affect real people
with real feelings</i>

2529
01:44:14,255 --> 01:44:16,054
<i>who feel real pain, just
like everybody else.</i>

2530
01:44:16,056 --> 01:44:17,823
Ryan.

2531
01:44:17,825 --> 01:44:19,158
When are you gonna talk
about the baby, Ryan?

2532
01:44:19,160 --> 01:44:20,726
Ryan, Stewart, just a comment, please!

2533
01:44:20,728 --> 01:44:23,928
And the fact that those closest to me

2534
01:44:23,930 --> 01:44:25,931
would question my character

2535
01:44:25,933 --> 01:44:27,932
<i>has led me to the decision</i>

2536
01:44:27,934 --> 01:44:30,835
<i>that I no longer want
to be part of a process</i>

2537
01:44:30,837 --> 01:44:32,771
<i>that tears people down for profit.</i>

2538
01:44:32,773 --> 01:44:34,774
The photo is doctored.

2539
01:44:34,776 --> 01:44:36,776
You refused to give an interview,

2540
01:44:36,778 --> 01:44:39,043
they became vindictive...

2541
01:44:39,045 --> 01:44:41,112
<i>So from this moment on,</i>

2542
01:44:41,114 --> 01:44:44,350
<i>Sasha's Secrets is no more.</i>

2543
01:44:44,352 --> 01:44:46,886
♪ Is to help and love a man... ♪

2544
01:44:46,888 --> 01:44:48,387
I am strong.

2545
01:44:48,389 --> 01:44:50,054
I am... powerful.

2546
01:44:50,056 --> 01:44:51,624
I am beautiful. I am...

2547
01:44:51,626 --> 01:44:53,025
<i>This will be my final post.</i>

2548
01:44:53,027 --> 01:44:54,427
...strong, I am powerful.

2549
01:44:54,429 --> 01:44:57,429
I am... beautiful, I...

2550
01:44:57,431 --> 01:45:00,098
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪</i>

2551
01:45:00,100 --> 01:45:03,102
And to anyone out there who I've hurt,

2552
01:45:03,104 --> 01:45:05,538
I truly am sorry.

2553
01:45:05,540 --> 01:45:08,877
♪ Give you all the things I can ♪

2554
01:45:11,077 --> 01:45:13,812
♪ If you're tying both ♪

2555
01:45:13,814 --> 01:45:17,482
♪ Of my hands... ♪

2556
01:45:17,484 --> 01:45:20,052
So you're just gonna
drop the mic on the blog

2557
01:45:20,054 --> 01:45:21,486
and bounce like that?

2558
01:45:21,488 --> 01:45:24,088
Thought it'd be best that way.

2559
01:45:24,090 --> 01:45:26,124
Sasha, how could you ever think that?

2560
01:45:26,126 --> 01:45:29,061
Look, I know it may be hard
to believe, but I didn't do it.

2561
01:45:29,063 --> 01:45:30,463
Simone hired her own photographer

2562
01:45:30,465 --> 01:45:32,464
to take them pictures and sell them to TMZ.

2563
01:45:32,466 --> 01:45:34,600
And you don't think we don't know that?

2564
01:45:34,602 --> 01:45:35,801
Come on.

2565
01:45:35,803 --> 01:45:38,803
- Well, you wasn't acting like it.
- Mm.

2566
01:45:38,805 --> 01:45:41,973
Look, I just want things
to be the way they were.

2567
01:45:41,975 --> 01:45:44,109
Shit, bitch, we all do.

2568
01:45:44,111 --> 01:45:45,844
- Yep.
- Find me a time machine

2569
01:45:45,846 --> 01:45:48,780
where we can go back to
living in a dorm together,

2570
01:45:48,782 --> 01:45:51,517
eating Top Ramen, drinking Mad Dog 20/20,

2571
01:45:51,519 --> 01:45:52,750
and I am there.

2572
01:45:52,752 --> 01:45:55,454
But we some grown-ass women now,

2573
01:45:55,456 --> 01:45:56,955
and we got shit to do.

2574
01:45:56,957 --> 01:45:59,959
So buckle up, bitch, 'cause
we ain't letting you go.

2575
01:45:59,961 --> 01:46:01,930
You comin' with us,
you ain't goin' nowhere.

2576
01:46:04,599 --> 01:46:06,001
Come on.

2577
01:46:11,706 --> 01:46:13,806
<i>Yo, Ryan's speech
is supposed to start</i>

2578
01:46:13,808 --> 01:46:15,307
<i>in 20 minutes.</i>

2579
01:46:15,309 --> 01:46:17,008
We're not gonna make it.

2580
01:46:17,010 --> 01:46:18,444
Oh, yes, we are.

2581
01:46:18,446 --> 01:46:20,111
Thank you, sir. Thank you.

2582
01:46:20,113 --> 01:46:21,847
Let's go. We're gonna hoof this one.

2583
01:46:21,849 --> 01:46:23,781
- Why?
- Let's do this.

2584
01:46:23,783 --> 01:46:25,284
Dina, come on.

2585
01:46:25,286 --> 01:46:26,552
- Come on!
- Come on!

2586
01:46:26,554 --> 01:46:28,987
- I don't want to be running in this heat.
- Dina!

2587
01:46:28,989 --> 01:46:30,455
- Come on!
- Come on!

2588
01:46:30,457 --> 01:46:32,024
We're running out of time!

2589
01:46:32,026 --> 01:46:34,125
- Come on, we got to make it.
- Quit whining. Come on.

2590
01:46:34,127 --> 01:46:35,660
This ain't no Woman's March.

2591
01:46:35,662 --> 01:46:37,732
I don't want to be walking.

2592
01:46:42,636 --> 01:46:44,503
Ladies and gentlemen,

2593
01:46:44,505 --> 01:46:47,039
Hall of Fame candidate, Stewart Pierce.

2594
01:46:49,042 --> 01:46:50,875
Thank you!

2595
01:46:50,877 --> 01:46:52,177
Thank you!

2596
01:46:52,179 --> 01:46:55,013
Hello, Essence!

2597
01:46:55,015 --> 01:46:56,981
All right!

2598
01:47:00,587 --> 01:47:02,221
How much further? Shit!

2599
01:47:02,223 --> 01:47:03,755
My bunion is killing me.

2600
01:47:03,757 --> 01:47:05,524
- We old as fuck.
- Oh, I ain't old,

2601
01:47:05,526 --> 01:47:06,859
I'm just tired as hell.

2602
01:47:06,861 --> 01:47:09,594
- Oh, look! Man bun! Man bun!
- Oh! Wait! Wait!

2603
01:47:09,596 --> 01:47:12,231
It is my honor and privilege

2604
01:47:12,233 --> 01:47:16,267
to introduce this year's
Essence keynote speaker.

2605
01:47:16,269 --> 01:47:18,436
Please welcome my rock...

2606
01:47:18,438 --> 01:47:19,938
You got this, right?

2607
01:47:19,940 --> 01:47:22,240
...the woman I am proud to call my wife,

2608
01:47:22,242 --> 01:47:24,109
Ryan Pierce.

2609
01:47:36,122 --> 01:47:38,460
Okay, baby. Knock 'em dead.

2610
01:47:41,595 --> 01:47:44,429
Oh, wow.

2611
01:47:44,431 --> 01:47:46,632
Thank you. Thank you.

2612
01:47:46,634 --> 01:47:47,700
Make a right right here.

2613
01:47:47,702 --> 01:47:49,067
Oh, no, n-no. Actually, make a left.

2614
01:47:49,069 --> 01:47:50,268
Oh, my goodness!

2615
01:47:50,270 --> 01:47:51,936
Please watch out for that car.

2616
01:47:51,938 --> 01:47:53,972
Jesus! That bump!

2617
01:47:53,974 --> 01:47:55,641
Sir, faster, faster, faster.

2618
01:47:55,643 --> 01:47:56,976
We need to get there.

2619
01:47:56,978 --> 01:47:59,445
Ooh! Yes! Yes!

2620
01:47:59,447 --> 01:48:02,548
Ooh, slow down, baby. Ooh, slow down, baby.

2621
01:48:02,550 --> 01:48:05,618
- Oh, man. You know what?!
- Come on, girl.

2622
01:48:05,620 --> 01:48:08,152
Ooh, yeah! You must be a butcher!

2623
01:48:08,154 --> 01:48:09,821
You got the meat!

2624
01:48:09,823 --> 01:48:12,156
Whew! Thank you, boo. Thank you.

2625
01:48:12,158 --> 01:48:13,659
Now, you call me, okay?

2626
01:48:13,661 --> 01:48:15,160
- You call.
- Let's go, let's go.

2627
01:48:15,162 --> 01:48:17,933
- I might be pregnant right now.
- Okay, let's get Ryan.

2628
01:48:19,065 --> 01:48:20,499
<i>Uh...</i>

2629
01:48:20,501 --> 01:48:23,435
as most of you know, there
have been many questions

2630
01:48:23,437 --> 01:48:25,670
about the status of my marriage.

2631
01:48:25,672 --> 01:48:29,141
And I would like to put
those rumors to rest.

2632
01:48:29,143 --> 01:48:33,445
The picture that surfaced
this morning isn't real.

2633
01:48:33,447 --> 01:48:37,783
All allegations of infidelity are false.

2634
01:48:37,785 --> 01:48:39,951
My husband and I remain

2635
01:48:39,953 --> 01:48:42,855
in a loving, faithful marriage.

2636
01:48:42,857 --> 01:48:44,823
- Yeah!
- In fact...

2637
01:48:44,825 --> 01:48:46,691
Yes! Thank you!

2638
01:48:50,965 --> 01:48:52,597
Step back, fool!

2639
01:48:52,599 --> 01:48:56,203
You... Dina, I don't... What?

2640
01:48:57,971 --> 01:49:01,039
Ooh. Oh, God. Oh.

2641
01:49:01,041 --> 01:49:03,709
Um... go ahead, Ryan.

2642
01:49:03,711 --> 01:49:06,512
Don't... don't mind us.

2643
01:49:07,648 --> 01:49:10,816
Um, in fact...

2644
01:49:10,818 --> 01:49:13,985
our marriage is...

2645
01:49:13,987 --> 01:49:16,054
stronger than ever.

2646
01:49:16,056 --> 01:49:18,193
Come on, Ry.

2647
01:49:20,694 --> 01:49:23,831
The foun... the foundation...

2648
01:49:25,532 --> 01:49:27,334
The foundation of...

2649
01:49:34,507 --> 01:49:36,344
I'm sorry, uh...

2650
01:49:38,245 --> 01:49:42,313
My agent wrote a very convincing statement

2651
01:49:42,315 --> 01:49:44,883
- for me to read to you.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

2652
01:49:44,885 --> 01:49:46,218
And I really...

2653
01:49:46,220 --> 01:49:48,553
thought that I could go through with it,

2654
01:49:48,555 --> 01:49:51,089
because I have done such a...

2655
01:49:51,091 --> 01:49:54,595
great job of pretending
so many times before.

2656
01:49:55,996 --> 01:49:58,329
But...

2657
01:49:58,331 --> 01:50:01,033
there are some people...

2658
01:50:01,035 --> 01:50:03,835
when you see them...

2659
01:50:03,837 --> 01:50:06,704
you just can't pretend anymore.

2660
01:50:06,706 --> 01:50:09,074
Because they know...

2661
01:50:09,076 --> 01:50:10,845
you.

2662
01:50:12,345 --> 01:50:14,279
The real you.

2663
01:50:14,281 --> 01:50:18,517
And maybe that's why you
avoided seeing them...

2664
01:50:18,519 --> 01:50:20,221
for so long.

2665
01:50:22,756 --> 01:50:24,024
I'm sorry.

2666
01:50:27,795 --> 01:50:29,397
Uh...

2667
01:50:31,732 --> 01:50:33,865
I'm not perfect.

2668
01:50:33,867 --> 01:50:36,401
I do not have it all.

2669
01:50:36,403 --> 01:50:38,137
- Okay.
- It's okay, Ryan.

2670
01:50:38,139 --> 01:50:41,205
In fact, my life is all kind of screwed up.

2671
01:50:42,710 --> 01:50:44,142
All right, maybe we should take...

2672
01:50:44,144 --> 01:50:46,311
Sit your ass down.

2673
01:50:50,283 --> 01:50:51,784
Now.

2674
01:50:51,786 --> 01:50:54,085
Yes! That part!

2675
01:50:54,087 --> 01:50:56,554
Finally! Finally!

2676
01:50:56,556 --> 01:50:58,126
Mm-hmm!

2677
01:51:01,828 --> 01:51:03,896
The picture is real.

2678
01:51:05,431 --> 01:51:07,900
My husband is having an affair.

2679
01:51:10,504 --> 01:51:14,438
When I first found out, I...

2680
01:51:14,440 --> 01:51:16,443
well, I felt a lot of things.

2681
01:51:17,778 --> 01:51:19,343
Betrayal, anger,

2682
01:51:19,345 --> 01:51:21,079
heartache.

2683
01:51:21,081 --> 01:51:23,582
But mostly fear.

2684
01:51:23,584 --> 01:51:25,784
Fear that my marriage was ending

2685
01:51:25,786 --> 01:51:27,654
and that I would be alone.

2686
01:51:28,788 --> 01:51:31,693
And I was... terrified of that.

2687
01:51:32,960 --> 01:51:36,527
So terrified that...

2688
01:51:36,529 --> 01:51:40,665
I was willing to stay with
someone who betrayed my trust.

2689
01:51:40,667 --> 01:51:43,936
So terrified that I...

2690
01:51:43,938 --> 01:51:46,838
was willing to accept

2691
01:51:46,840 --> 01:51:49,842
being treated as less than I am.

2692
01:51:49,844 --> 01:51:51,810
And I know I'm not alone in this.

2693
01:51:51,812 --> 01:51:54,346
I know that there are a lot of us who stay

2694
01:51:54,348 --> 01:51:57,115
in bad relationships because
we have convinced ourselves

2695
01:51:57,117 --> 01:51:59,817
that being disrespected
is better than being alone.

2696
01:51:59,819 --> 01:52:03,554
But we shouldn't fear being alone,

2697
01:52:03,556 --> 01:52:06,191
because there is power in rediscovering

2698
01:52:06,193 --> 01:52:08,192
your own voice.

2699
01:52:08,194 --> 01:52:11,362
- Yes!
- And I had forgotten that.

2700
01:52:11,364 --> 01:52:15,400
I forgot that years before
I was... Stewart's wife,

2701
01:52:15,402 --> 01:52:17,071
I was Ryan.

2702
01:52:18,404 --> 01:52:20,838
A girl with her own ambitions

2703
01:52:20,840 --> 01:52:22,843
and her own dreams.

2704
01:52:24,912 --> 01:52:26,848
But luckily...

2705
01:52:29,183 --> 01:52:31,516
...my girls...

2706
01:52:31,518 --> 01:52:35,721
my girls... reminded me of that.

2707
01:52:35,723 --> 01:52:37,422
Flossy Posse.

2708
01:52:37,424 --> 01:52:41,826
They reminded me of my own worth...

2709
01:52:41,828 --> 01:52:43,395
- Damn right.
- Mm-hmm. - Yep.

2710
01:52:43,397 --> 01:52:47,769
...and that there was a time
that I didn't fear anything.

2711
01:52:50,737 --> 01:52:54,239
No one has the power to shatter your dreams

2712
01:52:54,241 --> 01:52:56,775
unless you give it to them.

2713
01:52:56,777 --> 01:52:59,011
Ryan, speak.

2714
01:52:59,013 --> 01:53:02,847
And I refuse to give
anyone that power again.

2715
01:53:05,286 --> 01:53:07,552
If anything,

2716
01:53:07,554 --> 01:53:10,254
I hope...

2717
01:53:10,256 --> 01:53:13,091
that me revealing my truth

2718
01:53:13,093 --> 01:53:16,430
inspires you to realize your own.

2719
01:53:20,434 --> 01:53:23,200
Thank you... for listening.

2720
01:53:23,202 --> 01:53:24,302
We love you, Ry!

2721
01:53:24,304 --> 01:53:25,637
- We love you, Ryan!
- We love you, Ryan!

2722
01:53:25,639 --> 01:53:26,871
We love you!

2723
01:53:29,943 --> 01:53:31,144
That-a-girl!

2724
01:53:39,385 --> 01:53:42,620
Flossy Posse!

2725
01:53:46,760 --> 01:53:48,062
Whew!

2726
01:53:50,163 --> 01:53:53,231
We love you, girl!

2727
01:53:53,233 --> 01:53:54,769
Okay...

2728
01:54:15,656 --> 01:54:18,255
I'm so sorry.

2729
01:54:18,257 --> 01:54:20,659
I didn't mean any of what I said earlier.

2730
01:54:20,661 --> 01:54:22,960
I was... I was just so...

2731
01:54:22,962 --> 01:54:25,262
It's okay. It's okay.

2732
01:54:25,264 --> 01:54:28,165
You were so wonderful up there, so brave.

2733
01:54:28,167 --> 01:54:30,435
That was amazing.

2734
01:54:30,437 --> 01:54:33,704
We love you. None of that matters.

2735
01:54:33,706 --> 01:54:36,641
I love you, too, Lis.

2736
01:54:36,643 --> 01:54:38,379
You my bitch for life!

2737
01:54:40,214 --> 01:54:42,617
I'm proud of you, boo.

2738
01:54:45,818 --> 01:54:48,387
Ryan...

2739
01:54:48,389 --> 01:54:50,989
I would never hurt you.

2740
01:54:50,991 --> 01:54:52,457
You have to believe me.

2741
01:54:52,459 --> 01:54:53,827
I know.

2742
01:54:55,129 --> 01:54:57,128
I know.

2743
01:54:57,130 --> 01:54:58,295
Hug it out!

2744
01:54:58,297 --> 01:54:59,463
Yeah!

2745
01:54:59,465 --> 01:55:00,832
- Hug it out!
- Yeah...!

2746
01:55:00,834 --> 01:55:02,299
Flossy Posse!

2747
01:55:02,301 --> 01:55:04,869
- Flossy Posse! Flossy Posse!
- So good. So good up there.

2748
01:55:04,871 --> 01:55:08,140
♪ And look what I brought you. ♪

2749
01:55:08,142 --> 01:55:09,708
Oh!

2750
01:55:09,710 --> 01:55:12,244
- Flossy Posse.
- Yeah. Come on, come on. - Oh! Yeah!

2751
01:55:12,246 --> 01:55:14,245
Nothing like this ugly-ass
vest to pick up your spirits.

2752
01:55:14,247 --> 01:55:16,248
Look at that.

2753
01:55:16,250 --> 01:55:18,883
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪

2754
01:55:18,885 --> 01:55:21,253
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪

2755
01:55:21,255 --> 01:55:23,687
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪

2756
01:55:23,689 --> 01:55:26,223
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪

2757
01:55:26,225 --> 01:55:31,165
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house... ♪

2758
01:55:36,170 --> 01:55:38,035
Liz...

2759
01:55:38,037 --> 01:55:39,204
Wait.

2760
01:55:40,873 --> 01:55:43,508
There's something I need to tell you.

2761
01:55:43,510 --> 01:55:46,511
It's Bethany... she...

2762
01:55:46,513 --> 01:55:48,112
Mm.

2763
01:55:48,114 --> 01:55:50,347
Oh, God, not this shit again.

2764
01:55:50,349 --> 01:55:51,682
Speak, woman.

2765
01:55:51,684 --> 01:55:54,386
She still wants to do the deal.

2766
01:55:54,388 --> 01:55:55,387
Yes!

2767
01:55:55,389 --> 01:55:56,454
What?

2768
01:55:56,456 --> 01:55:58,789
But... with just you.

2769
01:55:58,791 --> 01:56:02,593
- Oh! Even better. Even better.
- Yes! Yes!

2770
01:56:02,595 --> 01:56:05,463
It turns out single women
are an even bigger market.

2771
01:56:05,465 --> 01:56:07,265
- Hello? - Damn right!
- It's all about women!

2772
01:56:07,267 --> 01:56:08,600
Yeah!

2773
01:56:10,871 --> 01:56:12,404
I-I'll do it!

2774
01:56:12,406 --> 01:56:15,807
I-I just have one condition.

2775
01:56:15,809 --> 01:56:17,374
Hmm, yeah, what?

2776
01:56:17,376 --> 01:56:18,446
Hmm?

2777
01:56:20,746 --> 01:56:23,483
Sasha, I want you to be my partner.

2778
01:56:24,617 --> 01:56:26,317
Are you serious?

2779
01:56:26,319 --> 01:56:27,718
I'm so serious.

2780
01:56:27,720 --> 01:56:29,154
Don't play with me.

2781
01:56:29,156 --> 01:56:31,455
I'm serious as a heart attack.

2782
01:56:31,457 --> 01:56:33,658
Yes! I'll be your partner!

2783
01:56:33,660 --> 01:56:35,496
- Yes!
- I'm gonna be the assistant!

2784
01:56:37,831 --> 01:56:42,066
Bring it in!

2785
01:56:42,068 --> 01:56:43,901
We gonna be rich! We gonna be rich!

2786
01:56:43,903 --> 01:56:45,003
We're already rich!

2787
01:56:45,005 --> 01:56:46,737
Let's go!

2788
01:56:46,739 --> 01:56:48,740
<i>Come on, ladies!</i>

2789
01:56:48,742 --> 01:56:50,508
♪ Purple taking me higher ♪

2790
01:56:50,510 --> 01:56:53,445
♪ Boy, you've got me inspired ♪

2791
01:56:53,447 --> 01:56:56,580
♪ Baby, come and get it if
you're really feeling me ♪ Why?

2792
01:56:56,582 --> 01:56:59,817
- <i>♪ 'Cause it's my night ♪</i>
- ♪ It's my night ♪

2793
01:56:59,819 --> 01:57:02,486
♪ No stress, no fights ♪

2794
01:57:02,488 --> 01:57:05,524
♪ I'm leaving it all behind... ♪

2795
01:57:05,526 --> 01:57:07,959
<i>Every group of friends</i>

2796
01:57:07,961 --> 01:57:10,494
<i>has that one experience that,
no matter where you are,</i>

2797
01:57:10,496 --> 01:57:13,798
<i>you carry it with you for life.</i>

2798
01:57:13,800 --> 01:57:16,668
<i>We're a little older,
a little wiser...</i>

2799
01:57:16,670 --> 01:57:20,204
<i>and we're still the
baddest chicks in the game.</i>

2800
01:57:21,707 --> 01:57:23,874
<i>I don't know what the
future will bring...</i>

2801
01:57:23,876 --> 01:57:25,509
Is hip-hop in the building or what?

2802
01:57:25,511 --> 01:57:27,678
<i>...love or heartbreak,</i>

2803
01:57:27,680 --> 01:57:29,647
<i>joy or pain,</i>

2804
01:57:29,649 --> 01:57:31,348
<i>but right now it's bright.</i>

2805
01:57:31,350 --> 01:57:33,185
<i>And the one thing</i>

2806
01:57:33,187 --> 01:57:36,655
<i>I know for sure is, my
girls will be there.</i>

2807
01:57:36,657 --> 01:57:39,356
<i>No matter who else
steps in the picture,</i>

2808
01:57:39,358 --> 01:57:42,026
<i>my girls are my constant.</i>

2809
01:57:42,028 --> 01:57:45,163
<i>They give me the
permission to be who I am,</i>

2810
01:57:45,165 --> 01:57:47,164
<i>and I am going to be me.</i>

2811
01:57:47,166 --> 01:57:49,234
<i>We're going to be us...</i>

2812
01:57:49,236 --> 01:57:51,035
<i>loving...</i>

2813
01:57:51,037 --> 01:57:53,471
<i>laughing...</i>

2814
01:57:53,473 --> 01:57:55,539
<i>worthy...</i>

2815
01:57:55,541 --> 01:57:57,241
<i>magical...</i>

2816
01:57:57,243 --> 01:57:58,977
<i>us.</i>

2817
01:58:01,215 --> 01:58:04,018
<i>The Flossy Posse is back.</i>

2818
01:58:08,522 --> 01:58:10,521
<i>You took a picture of it?</i>

2819
01:58:10,523 --> 01:58:12,425
<i>Girl, let us see it.</i>

2820
01:58:15,394 --> 01:58:19,563
That is a beautiful penis.

2821
01:58:19,565 --> 01:58:22,100
- Wow.
- I smashed all over that thing.

2822
01:58:24,170 --> 01:58:27,038
I just want to make that my wallpaper.

2823
01:58:27,040 --> 01:58:29,039
And not on my phone.

2824
01:58:30,510 --> 01:58:33,277
I want to be a fly on that wallpaper.

2825
01:58:49,526 --> 01:58:54,526
Subtitles by explosiveskull

2826
01:58:56,202 --> 01:58:59,271
Yay...!

2827
01:59:06,712 --> 01:59:09,550
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪

2828
01:59:29,135 --> 01:59:31,569
♪ Do whatcha wanna ♪

2829
01:59:31,571 --> 01:59:34,138
♪ Hang on the corner. ♪

2830
01:59:35,942 --> 01:59:39,343
♪ I never said that I
had it all figured out ♪

2831
01:59:39,345 --> 01:59:40,779
♪ I never said ♪

2832
01:59:40,781 --> 01:59:44,149
♪ I never said that I live
my days without doubt ♪

2833
01:59:44,151 --> 01:59:45,517
♪ I swear ♪

2834
01:59:45,519 --> 01:59:49,186
♪ All I've ever done was be honest ♪

2835
01:59:49,188 --> 01:59:51,356
♪ And stay modest ♪

2836
01:59:51,358 --> 01:59:53,490
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

2837
01:59:53,492 --> 01:59:56,628
♪ So this is a sincere, unscripted ♪

2838
01:59:56,630 --> 02:00:00,130
♪ Unwritten for all that you've given ♪

2839
02:00:00,132 --> 02:00:02,767
♪ Forgiving, I'm driven ♪

2840
02:00:02,769 --> 02:00:04,102
♪ I wanna be ♪

2841
02:00:04,104 --> 02:00:06,338
♪ Better than I was ♪

2842
02:00:06,340 --> 02:00:08,039
♪ Better than I am ♪

2843
02:00:08,041 --> 02:00:11,308
♪ So I say ♪

2844
02:00:11,310 --> 02:00:14,779
♪ All I'm trying to
say is I thank you ♪

2845
02:00:14,781 --> 02:00:16,280
♪ You, you, you, you ♪

2846
02:00:16,282 --> 02:00:17,949
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

2847
02:00:17,951 --> 02:00:19,683
♪ I thank you ♪

2848
02:00:19,685 --> 02:00:22,520
- ♪ You, you, you ♪
- ♪ All I'm trying to say is ♪

2849
02:00:22,522 --> 02:00:23,821
♪ I thank you ♪

2850
02:00:23,823 --> 02:00:25,222
♪ I never said ♪

2851
02:00:25,224 --> 02:00:27,392
♪ That I was done with my growth ♪

2852
02:00:27,394 --> 02:00:29,727
♪ I never said, I never said ♪

2853
02:00:29,729 --> 02:00:31,963
♪ That I was done doing the most ♪

2854
02:00:31,965 --> 02:00:33,464
♪ And I swear ♪

2855
02:00:33,466 --> 02:00:34,865
♪ All I've ever done ♪

2856
02:00:34,867 --> 02:00:37,168
♪ Was stay honest ♪

2857
02:00:37,170 --> 02:00:39,737
♪ Keep my promise ♪

2858
02:00:39,739 --> 02:00:41,673
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪</i>

2859
02:00:41,675 --> 02:00:44,508
♪ So here goes my
real life, unscripted ♪

2860
02:00:44,510 --> 02:00:48,178
♪ Unwritten for all that you've given ♪

2861
02:00:48,180 --> 02:00:50,749
♪ Forgiving, I'm driven ♪

2862
02:00:50,751 --> 02:00:52,049
♪ I wanna be ♪

2863
02:00:52,051 --> 02:00:54,319
♪ Better than I was ♪

2864
02:00:54,321 --> 02:00:56,053
♪ Greater than I am ♪

2865
02:00:56,055 --> 02:00:59,223
♪ So I say ♪

2866
02:00:59,225 --> 02:01:01,025
♪ All I gotta say is ♪

2867
02:01:01,027 --> 02:01:02,893
♪ I thank you ♪

2868
02:01:02,895 --> 02:01:05,562
- ♪ You, you ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

2869
02:01:05,564 --> 02:01:07,565
♪ I thank you, oh, oh ♪

2870
02:01:07,567 --> 02:01:08,732
♪ You, you ♪

2871
02:01:08,734 --> 02:01:10,502
♪ All I gotta say is ♪

2872
02:01:10,504 --> 02:01:12,203
♪ I thank you ♪

2873
02:01:12,205 --> 02:01:14,204
- ♪ You, you ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

2874
02:01:14,206 --> 02:01:15,240
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

2875
02:01:15,242 --> 02:01:16,341
♪ I thank you ♪

2876
02:01:16,343 --> 02:01:19,576
- ♪ Boy... ♪
- ♪ You, you ♪

2877
02:01:19,578 --> 02:01:23,515
♪ Hey, thank you for watching
me walk across the stage ♪

2878
02:01:23,517 --> 02:01:25,517
♪ For walking me
through my heartbreaks ♪

2879
02:01:25,519 --> 02:01:28,085
♪ Thanks for the love
every step of the way ♪

2880
02:01:28,087 --> 02:01:30,422
♪ With no support, this
wouldn't be as great ♪

2881
02:01:30,424 --> 02:01:33,223
♪ Thank you for making
me stronger than most ♪

2882
02:01:33,225 --> 02:01:35,226
♪ For taking it beyond my coast ♪

2883
02:01:35,228 --> 02:01:37,695
♪ Thank you for raising
your glass when I toast ♪

2884
02:01:37,697 --> 02:01:39,263
♪ All I gotta say is ♪

2885
02:01:39,265 --> 02:01:41,699
♪ I thank you ♪

2886
02:01:41,701 --> 02:01:44,201
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

2887
02:01:44,203 --> 02:01:46,771
♪ Thank you, whoa, oh ♪

2888
02:01:46,773 --> 02:01:48,807
♪ All I got to say is ♪

2889
02:01:48,809 --> 02:01:52,410
♪ I thank you... ♪

2890
02:01:52,412 --> 02:01:53,878
<i>Thank you.</i>

2891
02:01:53,880 --> 02:01:56,647
<i>Really.</i>

2892
02:01:56,649 --> 02:01:58,450
♪ All I got to say is ♪

2893
02:01:58,452 --> 02:02:01,989
♪ I thank you. ♪