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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo... ♪
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- <i>Every group of friends
- has that one song</i>
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- <i>that, no matter where you are</i>
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- <i>or what you're doing, it
- pulls you out of your seat.</i>
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- 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:50,121
- <i>That was me and my
- crew, the Flossy Posse.</i>
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- 00:00:50,123 --> 00:00:51,957
- ♪ 1990, Chubb Rock jumps up
- on the scene with a lean ♪
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- ♪ And a pocket full of green ♪
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- 00:00:53,227 --> 00:00:54,292
- <i>I know.</i>
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- 00:00:54,294 --> 00:00:55,993
- <i>Trust me, everything you had,</i>
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- <i>we had it and did it better.</i>
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- 00:00:57,998 --> 00:01:00,032
- - ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
- - ♪ Treat me right ♪
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- - ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
- - ♪ I'll treat you good ♪
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- - ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
- - ♪ Treat me right ♪
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- 00:01:03,904 --> 00:01:05,169
- - ♪ Yo, yo, yo ♪
- - ♪ I'll treat you good ♪
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- 00:01:05,171 --> 00:01:06,538
- ♪ Yo, yo... ♪
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- 00:01:06,540 --> 00:01:08,240
- <i>But those were my
- girls, thinking we were</i>
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- <i>the baddest chicks in the game.</i>
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- <i>Definitely the baddest
- chicks at FAMU.</i>
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- 00:01:14,180 --> 00:01:16,214
- - <i>Flossy Posse!</i>
- - <i>Ah!</i> - <i>Hey!</i>
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- 00:01:19,419 --> 00:01:22,553
- <i>There was Sasha, a journalism major</i>
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- <i>with intelligence to shine</i>
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- <i>on the country's most
- respected publications.</i>
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- <i>Then she ended up doing a, um,
- different kind of journalism.</i>
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- 00:01:31,165 --> 00:01:34,666
- <i>It may not be Pulitzer
- Prize-winning,</i>
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- <i>but she's making it happen.</i>
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- She's gonna be fine. I don't
- even know why... You know.
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- We've gone through this before.
- I already know, you know?
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- - Here she comes.
- - <i>There was Dina.</i>
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- 00:01:44,410 --> 00:01:45,711
- <i>She was a risk-taker.</i>
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- It's chlamydia, y'all!
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- That's shit you can cure! Hey!
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- - <i>But that's our girl.</i>
- - I knew it!
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- 00:01:50,784 --> 00:01:52,717
- <i>Of course, there's Lisa.</i>
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- <i>Despite being the sexy party girl,</i>
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- <i>she was a natural nurturer.</i>
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- <i>She gave love, even
- when it didn't love her.</i>
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- - Aw, come here, baby. Aw.
- - Aw, baby.
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- 00:02:11,772 --> 00:02:13,137
- <i>Me? I'm Ryan Pierce,</i>
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- - <i>successful author...</i>
- - I like your dress.
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- You write best-selling
- books. You cook on talk shows.
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- You make appearances
- all across the country.
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- How do you have time for a life?
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- As women, we're told that we have to choose
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- between the personal and the professional,
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- <i>but I control my own destiny.</i>
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- <i>I am strong,</i>
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- I am powerful, I am beautiful.
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- <i>If I will it,</i>
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- I can have it all.
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- <i>Married my college sweetheart.</i>
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- So, I'm a huge fan, Stewart.
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- - Thank you.
- - But I do have a question for you.
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- How does a former All-Pro
- tight end like yourself,
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- how do you hook up with
- the second coming of Oprah?
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- Ryan's strength has always been
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- making others their best selves.
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- And I knew I needed that in my life.
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- <i>I married my best friend.</i>
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- Yeah, you got him, girl!
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- <i>And the Flossy Posse
- was there to witness.</i>
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- <i>We were ride or die.</i>
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- <i>But sometimes words go unsaid,</i>
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- 00:03:03,624 --> 00:03:06,357
- <i>disagreements go unresolved.</i>
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- <i>You still talk on the phone,
- keep up on social media, but...</i>
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- <i>a year goes by where you
- don't see each other,</i>
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- <i>and that year turns to five,</i>
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- <i>and before you know it,</i>
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- <i>you're so busy trying
- to get what you want,</i>
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- <i>that one day you
- look up and find out</i>
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- <i>that the thing you love
- the most, your crew,</i>
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- <i>the people who make you feel at
- home no matter where you are,</i>
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- <i>they're gone.</i>
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- - I know!
- - Yeah, I heard you.
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- Well, no, I've got to go. I got...
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- Well, I have to ask the question
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- to get the answer. Okay. Bye.
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- Hey, sweetheart. Ryan.
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- Ryan, hey. Earth to Ryan.
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- Honey, listen, I know
- that you are exhausted.
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- I got you running all over this
- planet doing this book, but...
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- the Essence folks just called, and...
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- and...
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- they want you to be the
- keynote speaker this year.
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- Yeah. It's VIP, five-star
- treatment all the way.
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- You just sign some books,
- sign some autographs,
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- shake hands, you have heaps of praise...
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- <i>And that's when you realize</i>
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- <i>that the Flossy Posse
- needs to ride again.</i>
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- - Tell them I'd be honored.
- - ♪ Here we go ♪
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- ♪ Well, I ain't got
- nothing but a little soul ♪
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- - ♪ A little tune to play... ♪
- - You can purchase Ryan Pierce's
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- latest <i>New York Times</i> Best Seller,
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- <i>You Can Have It All</i>
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- in New Orleans at Essence Fest.
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- Well, speaking about
- <i>You Can Have It All,</i>
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- when are you two going to start a family?
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- - Oh, my God.
- - Because we know you would make
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- - beautiful babies.
- - Oh, wow.
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- Trust me, it is on the agenda.
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- No, I-I need you to bring
- me something I can use,
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- something good.
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- Let-let me call you back.
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- Bill, look, I know why you're upset,
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- but I can't make people click on your ads.
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- Well, you better do something.
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- You guaranteed me eyeballs on your site,
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- and I'm losing money, Sasha.
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- Well, I'm going to
- Essence Fest this weekend.
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- Me and my girl, Ryan Pierce, will be up
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- in all the hot VIP spots.
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- Ryan Pierce. Any dirt on her?
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- Absolutely not.
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- Plus, I can't invent scandal.
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- But I guarantee you, nine months from now,
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- there's gonna be a lot
- of babies named Essence.
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- Cute, Sasha. Not helpful.
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- Just-just give me a few
- more days to increase views.
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- Please.
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- Post something your viewers want to see
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- this weekend or we're done.
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- Hold, please.
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- Yeah, motherfucker! Eat a
- bowl of dicks, motherfucker!
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- You know you need me!
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- I'm the bitch in these streets!
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- You put me on FaceTime.
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- Oh, my God.
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- Shit.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no!
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- That's my car!
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- Dina, it has come to my
- attention that you had
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- a bit of a conflict with a fellow employee.
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- No, not really.
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- I didn't know it was your lunch!
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- - Did you not see the label?!
- - No!
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- - Stupid motherfucker!
- - Dina...
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- Don't you run from me!
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- The point is, physically
- assaulting a coworker
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- because he accidentally stole your lunch
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- - from the fri...
- - Accidentally? Is that what he told you?
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- He knew that was my Go-Gurt.
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- That motherfucker is crazy for that shit.
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- Be that as it may, this
- is not the first time
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- something like this has happened.
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- I'm gonna need to terminate you.
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- I'm letting you go.
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- Word?
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- Word.
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- - Ah.
- - Yeah.
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- Good looking out, Ted.
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- Thanks for letting me go, man.
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- Appreciate that. Just nothing
- but water under the bridge.
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- I'm-a go and get back to work.
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- No, no. There's no water and no bridge.
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- You're fired.
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- Why you making me feel like
- I'm on <i>The Apprentice</i>
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- or something?
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- Look, I get it. You're upset.
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- I shouldn't be throwing
- things in a "place of work."
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- Why are you making air quotes?
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- This is a place of work.
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- Lesson learned.
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- Wow, you're so understanding. Oh, oh, oh.
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- By the way, I'm going to Essence Fest
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- this weekend with my girls.
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- We about to turn up.
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- So I'm-a need Friday off.
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- Okay. Uh, you can have all days off, Dina,
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- because you no longer work here.
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- Do you understand what I'm saying?
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- Totally. See you bright
- and early Tuesday morning,
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- - plus or minus a few hours,
- - All right.
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- - depending on traffic.
- - We're not...
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- Dina. Dina, we're not done yet.
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- - Yes, we are.
- - Dina!
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- Okay, Ted!
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- Snitches get stitches.
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- Oh, shit.
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- - Dina, you need to grow up!
- - Mm-hmm.
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- <i>Bath time, homework
- time, snack time.</i>
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- Seaweed chips, cucumber
- rounds without the skin.
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- Bedtime 8:00 p.m. sharp.
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- Ma.
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- I need you to focus.
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- Would you calm down?
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- I have raised kids before.
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- And some of 'em turned out okay.
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- You know what, forget
- it. I'm just gonna stay.
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- I'm gonna stay! Because I can't have
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- these kids deviate from
- their schedule in any way.
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- It just messes everything up.
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- - So forget it.
- - What up, bitch?
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- Oh, what's good, Miss Miller?
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- Hello, Dina.
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- Have you heard of a doorbell?
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- Uh, have you heard of locking doors?
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- There's crazy people out there.
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- Mm.
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- - You ready to get turnt?
- - No, I'm not going,
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- - because I-I don't want to leave the kids alone!
- - No!
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- - It's not gonna work!
- - No, no.
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- - Uh-uh. No.
- - For once, I agree with Dina
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- and her foul mouth.
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- She needs this trip so she
- can go off and get some love
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- so she can stop being
- so grouchy all the time.
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- - Ma!
- - Your mama know there's cobwebs on that thing.
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- - Uh...
- - You know what...
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- Sorry.
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- Oh. Mm.
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- - Bye, Mama.
- - Oh, my goodness.
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- - I'm gonna miss you. Oh, I'm gonna miss you so much.
- - Mama.
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- Heifer, you are not going off to war.
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- Go. Go. I beg of you, go.
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- We'll be fine.
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- You are so silly.
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- Scrubs?
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- Really? That's what you're doing?
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- What's wrong with this?
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- Uh-uh. We are not going nowhere
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- until we see you with some camel toe, okay?
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- 00:08:55,608 --> 00:08:57,274
- No, I don't do camel toe.
- 222
- 00:08:57,276 --> 00:08:58,709
- Okay, well, you can't just show forearm.
- 223
- 00:08:58,711 --> 00:09:00,145
- - That's not sexy.
- - All right, Dina...
- 224
- 00:09:00,147 --> 00:09:02,112
- Where are you going, to teach first grade?
- 225
- 00:09:02,114 --> 00:09:03,515
- - Okay...
- - Who wears socks this thick in New Orleans?
- 226
- 00:09:03,517 --> 00:09:05,015
- - All right. I organized everything!
- - Nobody.
- 227
- 00:09:05,017 --> 00:09:06,451
- Girl, we're going to the
- Essence... What is this,
- 228
- 00:09:06,453 --> 00:09:08,119
- - the "Bidi Bidi Bom Bom" Collection?
- - Okay, I...
- 229
- 00:09:08,121 --> 00:09:09,453
- - Is this a Care Bear shirt?
- - Don't touch nothing!
- 230
- 00:09:09,455 --> 00:09:10,789
- Don't touch nothing!
- 231
- 00:09:12,392 --> 00:09:14,893
- As usual, you guys fucking killed it.
- 232
- 00:09:14,895 --> 00:09:19,233
- And, and I'm not the
- only one who thought so.
- 233
- 00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:23,668
- Are you gonna tell us who else thought so?
- 234
- 00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:27,337
- You have no patience
- for dramatic revelation!
- 235
- 00:09:27,339 --> 00:09:29,207
- Fine.
- 236
- 00:09:29,209 --> 00:09:31,543
- Bethany Marshall, the head
- of marketing from Best Mart,
- 237
- 00:09:31,545 --> 00:09:35,045
- thought so, and...
- 238
- 00:09:35,047 --> 00:09:37,582
- And what else?
- 239
- 00:09:37,584 --> 00:09:40,351
- She wants to launch an exclusive Ryan
- 240
- 00:09:40,353 --> 00:09:42,352
- and Stewart collection
- 241
- 00:09:42,354 --> 00:09:45,656
- and underwrite a Ryan
- and Stewart talk show.
- 242
- 00:09:45,658 --> 00:09:46,658
- Boom!
- 243
- 00:09:46,660 --> 00:09:47,991
- Wait, are you serious?
- 244
- 00:09:47,993 --> 00:09:49,260
- Yes, I'm serious!
- 245
- 00:09:49,262 --> 00:09:50,995
- That's... amazing!
- 246
- 00:09:50,997 --> 00:09:53,497
- I know. She said... and I quote...
- 247
- 00:09:53,499 --> 00:09:55,667
- "they're both just so real."
- 248
- 00:09:55,669 --> 00:09:57,268
- She's gonna send her
- business affair peeps down
- 249
- 00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:58,870
- to New Orleans this
- weekend to make the offer.
- 250
- 00:09:58,872 --> 00:10:01,271
- They want to launch by end of year.
- 251
- 00:10:01,273 --> 00:10:03,274
- That's amazing.
- 252
- 00:10:03,276 --> 00:10:06,111
- - Thank you.
- - Honey, thank you.
- 253
- 00:10:06,113 --> 00:10:08,612
- We're gonna be rich, we're
- gonna be rich! And thank you.
- 254
- 00:10:08,614 --> 00:10:11,048
- Hey, baby, I got to head out
- 255
- 00:10:11,050 --> 00:10:12,350
- or I'm gonna miss my flight.
- 256
- 00:10:12,352 --> 00:10:13,751
- - Oh.
- - But I will see you
- 257
- 00:10:13,753 --> 00:10:16,087
- and the Flossy Posse in New Orleans.
- 258
- 00:10:16,089 --> 00:10:17,956
- - Yes. Mwah.
- - All right.
- 259
- 00:10:17,958 --> 00:10:19,890
- - I love you.
- - I love you.
- 260
- 00:10:19,892 --> 00:10:22,126
- - In love with you.
- - I'm in love with you.
- 261
- 00:10:22,128 --> 00:10:24,629
- I love you. Come here!
- 262
- 00:10:24,631 --> 00:10:27,698
- - Oh!
- - Mm. Thanks.
- 263
- 00:10:28,801 --> 00:10:30,135
- Mm.
- 264
- 00:10:32,405 --> 00:10:33,607
- I am so lonely.
- 265
- 00:10:34,741 --> 00:10:35,774
- Oh!
- 266
- 00:10:35,776 --> 00:10:37,141
- - Mm.
- - Oh, you smell...
- 267
- 00:10:37,143 --> 00:10:39,110
- - you smell good.
- - Yeah, she...
- 268
- 00:10:39,112 --> 00:10:41,246
- - she bought it for me.
- - Sorry. Go before I spank you!
- 269
- 00:10:41,248 --> 00:10:42,246
- I just did!
- 270
- 00:10:43,450 --> 00:10:45,283
- - Please go. Bye!
- - Mwah!
- 271
- 00:10:45,285 --> 00:10:48,086
- Oh, gosh, that man
- knows how to exit a room.
- 272
- 00:10:48,088 --> 00:10:49,087
- Mm.
- 273
- 00:10:50,791 --> 00:10:52,957
- Now, Ryan, honey, don't be mad,
- 274
- 00:10:52,959 --> 00:10:55,058
- but with so much on the line, are you sure
- 275
- 00:10:55,060 --> 00:10:57,996
- that you want to get turned
- with your girls this weekend?
- 276
- 00:10:57,998 --> 00:10:59,597
- I promised them a free trip.
- 277
- 00:10:59,599 --> 00:11:00,999
- And it's "turnt" with a "T."
- 278
- 00:11:01,001 --> 00:11:03,000
- Okay, got it, got it.
- 279
- 00:11:03,002 --> 00:11:05,236
- But maybe just wait until the deal closes,
- 280
- 00:11:05,238 --> 00:11:06,571
- and then, you know, take
- 'em all to St. Barts,
- 281
- 00:11:06,573 --> 00:11:08,472
- buy 'em all Birkin bags, something.
- 282
- 00:11:08,474 --> 00:11:10,308
- Liz, it'll be fine. I promise.
- 283
- 00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:11,742
- Listen, we're all adults,
- 284
- 00:11:11,744 --> 00:11:13,745
- and our insane party days are behind us.
- 285
- 00:11:13,747 --> 00:11:15,446
- - Well, most of us.
- - Mm. I don't know.
- 286
- 00:11:15,448 --> 00:11:16,948
- I just know if I was with
- my college girlfriends...
- 287
- 00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:18,649
- in New Orleans,
- 288
- 00:11:18,651 --> 00:11:20,284
- there would be pictures of
- our tits all over the Internet.
- 289
- 00:11:20,286 --> 00:11:22,319
- I mean, there's actually
- a few of those out there.
- 290
- 00:11:22,321 --> 00:11:24,322
- I don't know if you saw 'em.
- But, anyway, it doesn't matter,
- 291
- 00:11:24,324 --> 00:11:26,524
- 'cause, the point is,
- I have civilian titties,
- 292
- 00:11:26,526 --> 00:11:27,792
- but you have best-selling author titties.
- 293
- 00:11:27,794 --> 00:11:29,459
- And-and ten percent of
- your titties are my titties.
- 294
- 00:11:29,461 --> 00:11:32,029
- I just... I just want our
- titties to have a future.
- 295
- 00:11:32,031 --> 00:11:34,198
- - Liz.
- - Yeah.
- 296
- 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,034
- What's the name of my book?
- 297
- 00:11:36,036 --> 00:11:38,369
- <i>You Can Have It All.</i>
- 298
- 00:11:38,371 --> 00:11:40,471
- Exactly.
- 299
- 00:11:40,473 --> 00:11:43,207
- Okay, okay, you're right. I'm
- gonna defer to your judgment.
- 300
- 00:11:43,209 --> 00:11:44,808
- So, listen, I'm gonna, um, fly in
- 301
- 00:11:44,810 --> 00:11:46,376
- before your first appearance.
- 302
- 00:11:46,378 --> 00:11:48,645
- I'm really excited to
- meet the Flossy Posse.
- 303
- 00:11:48,647 --> 00:11:51,886
- You girls are gonna be
- kiki-ing all weekend.
- 304
- 00:11:53,987 --> 00:11:55,986
- - Okay, Liz.
- - Yeah.
- 305
- 00:11:55,988 --> 00:11:58,289
- - And I say this out of love...
- - Preach, girl.
- 306
- 00:11:58,291 --> 00:12:02,059
- Mm. Please refrain from
- saying things like "preach"
- 307
- 00:12:02,061 --> 00:12:03,461
- or "go, girl,"
- 308
- 00:12:03,463 --> 00:12:05,295
- "bye, Felicia," "ratchet,"
- 309
- 00:12:05,297 --> 00:12:07,698
- or any other colloquialisms
- that you may have heard
- 310
- 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,399
- or looked up on Urban Dictionary.
- 311
- 00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:11,236
- This weekend,
- 312
- 00:12:11,238 --> 00:12:14,072
- over half a million black
- women of all sizes, shades,
- 313
- 00:12:14,074 --> 00:12:16,374
- from all different
- socioeconomic backgrounds
- 314
- 00:12:16,376 --> 00:12:18,809
- are descending on the
- Crescent City to celebrate
- 315
- 00:12:18,811 --> 00:12:22,145
- black womanhood in all its glorious forms.
- 316
- 00:12:22,147 --> 00:12:25,151
- You, my dear friend, are a guest.
- 317
- 00:12:26,552 --> 00:12:28,886
- Act accordingly.
- 318
- 00:12:30,656 --> 00:12:31,890
- Wow.
- 319
- 00:12:31,892 --> 00:12:33,524
- I'm not even offended.
- 320
- 00:12:33,526 --> 00:12:35,360
- - You're the best.
- - Oh! Mm.
- 321
- 00:12:35,362 --> 00:12:37,061
- Okay.
- 322
- 00:12:39,498 --> 00:12:44,168
- Have fun on your #BlackGirlMagic weekend.
- 323
- 00:12:44,170 --> 00:12:45,272
- Girl, bye.
- 324
- 00:12:48,174 --> 00:12:51,509
- 4718 to New Orleans will
- commence boarding shortly.
- 325
- 00:12:51,511 --> 00:12:54,712
- Ooh! Got my hand sanitizer.
- 326
- 00:12:54,714 --> 00:12:56,780
- Got my anti-nausea medication.
- 327
- 00:12:56,782 --> 00:12:58,415
- Hold on to that. Ooh!
- 328
- 00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,183
- Hi, earplugs.
- 329
- 00:13:00,185 --> 00:13:03,087
- Uh, you need to relax, Judge Judy.
- 330
- 00:13:03,089 --> 00:13:05,023
- You know, I got some bomb-ass Kush,
- 331
- 00:13:05,025 --> 00:13:07,424
- if you want to take a hit of
- it before you get on the plane.
- 332
- 00:13:07,426 --> 00:13:08,592
- That shit will have you right.
- 333
- 00:13:08,594 --> 00:13:10,260
- Where did you hide...
- 334
- 00:13:10,262 --> 00:13:12,529
- You know what? Never mind.
- 335
- 00:13:12,531 --> 00:13:14,064
- I'm not even gonna ask.
- 336
- 00:13:14,066 --> 00:13:16,402
- Fine, I ain't gonna tell you.
- 337
- 00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:19,971
- Okay, I'm-a tell you.
- 338
- 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,972
- Where the sun don't shine.
- 339
- 00:13:21,974 --> 00:13:26,744
- You know, a lot of people
- think that means the vagina,
- 340
- 00:13:26,746 --> 00:13:30,948
- but actually it's the butthole.
- 341
- 00:13:30,950 --> 00:13:35,285
- I got drugs in my booty.
- 342
- 00:13:35,287 --> 00:13:38,588
- You know what, that can
- cause a lot of infection.
- 343
- 00:13:38,590 --> 00:13:41,592
- Girl, you can't get no
- infection in your booty hole.
- 344
- 00:13:41,594 --> 00:13:43,160
- It's a booty hole.
- 345
- 00:13:43,162 --> 00:13:44,428
- Okay.
- 346
- 00:13:44,430 --> 00:13:45,663
- Enough.
- 347
- 00:13:45,665 --> 00:13:47,097
- You're grown.
- 348
- 00:13:47,099 --> 00:13:50,101
- On another note, let me ask you a question.
- 349
- 00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:53,303
- Do you think this situation
- with Ryan and Sasha,
- 350
- 00:13:53,305 --> 00:13:56,307
- think there's still drama
- or has it been long enough?
- 351
- 00:13:56,309 --> 00:13:58,643
- It better be, 'cause I plan
- on getting white girl-wasted
- 352
- 00:13:58,645 --> 00:14:00,645
- this weekend, and I ain't
- letting none of you bitches
- 353
- 00:14:00,647 --> 00:14:02,947
- kill my vibe, okay?
- 354
- 00:14:05,285 --> 00:14:07,018
- That's hand sanitizer.
- 355
- 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,952
- It burns.
- 356
- 00:14:08,954 --> 00:14:10,420
- Well, considering we don't
- know where your mouth has been,
- 357
- 00:14:10,422 --> 00:14:11,655
- it can't hurt.
- 358
- 00:14:11,657 --> 00:14:13,491
- - Oh, my God.
- - You want a cough drop?
- 359
- 00:14:13,493 --> 00:14:15,693
- - Mm. Yeah.
- - Here. Just...
- 360
- 00:14:15,695 --> 00:14:17,794
- Excuse me. Uh, can you ladies point me
- 361
- 00:14:17,796 --> 00:14:22,433
- - in the direction of the Flossy Posse?
- - Oh, my God!
- 362
- 00:14:22,435 --> 00:14:24,268
- Oh, my goodness!
- 363
- 00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:26,103
- - It's so good to see you.
- - Oh, wow. - You look great.
- 364
- 00:14:26,105 --> 00:14:28,172
- I'm so happy to see you two.
- 365
- 00:14:28,174 --> 00:14:29,874
- - Girl, you're killing it!
- - Yeah.
- 366
- 00:14:29,876 --> 00:14:31,208
- Turn-up time.
- 367
- 00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:32,709
- Hey, ladies!
- 368
- 00:14:32,711 --> 00:14:34,846
- Hey, Sasha!
- 369
- 00:14:34,848 --> 00:14:38,382
- Oh, I've missed you guys so much!
- 370
- 00:14:38,384 --> 00:14:39,384
- So good to see you!
- 371
- 00:14:39,386 --> 00:14:41,619
- Flossy Posse, Flossy Posse,
- 372
- 00:14:41,621 --> 00:14:43,621
- - Flossy Posse, Flossy Posse.
- - Yeah, I know you are.
- 373
- 00:14:43,623 --> 00:14:45,523
- - Hey!
- - Hey! - Hey!
- 374
- 00:14:45,525 --> 00:14:46,857
- She baddie!
- 375
- 00:14:50,796 --> 00:14:52,797
- Sash!
- 376
- 00:14:52,799 --> 00:14:54,631
- Hey, Ry.
- 377
- 00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:56,500
- Hey.
- 378
- 00:14:56,502 --> 00:14:58,669
- Well, life is treating
- you well. I see that.
- 379
- 00:14:58,671 --> 00:15:01,672
- Please. I see you and Stew
- pop up on my feed once a week
- 380
- 00:15:01,674 --> 00:15:04,842
- going to some fabulous event.
- 381
- 00:15:04,844 --> 00:15:06,843
- - I love your hair.
- - Nice dr...
- 382
- 00:15:08,882 --> 00:15:10,981
- It seems like they're getting along.
- 383
- 00:15:10,983 --> 00:15:12,983
- - Shit.
- - Right?
- 384
- 00:15:12,985 --> 00:15:15,086
- These bitches is plastic.
- 385
- 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,087
- - That's a great lipstick, too.
- - Thank you, right?
- 386
- 00:15:17,089 --> 00:15:18,890
- Ladies!
- 387
- 00:15:18,892 --> 00:15:21,762
- - I made something very special for us this weekend.
- - Oh.
- 388
- 00:15:23,897 --> 00:15:25,199
- Bam!
- 389
- 00:15:26,532 --> 00:15:27,999
- What the fuck?
- 390
- 00:15:28,001 --> 00:15:30,400
- Look like a Bedazzler
- threw up on that thing.
- 391
- 00:15:30,402 --> 00:15:32,403
- What? This is very fashionable.
- 392
- 00:15:32,405 --> 00:15:34,871
- It's of today and
- yesterday. It's very retro.
- 393
- 00:15:34,873 --> 00:15:37,842
- How about we save it for the last night?
- 394
- 00:15:37,844 --> 00:15:39,847
- Of our lives?
- 395
- 00:15:41,547 --> 00:15:45,015
- Or donate it to the My
- Little Pony Motorcycle Club.
- 396
- 00:15:45,017 --> 00:15:49,553
- Okay. I put a lot of
- man-hours into these jackets.
- 397
- 00:15:49,555 --> 00:15:51,521
- Now, see, that's not the
- kind of man-hours we need you
- 398
- 00:15:51,523 --> 00:15:52,756
- - putting in, Lisa-Lis.
- - Mm...
- 399
- 00:15:52,758 --> 00:15:54,792
- Okay. Et tu, Sasha?
- 400
- 00:15:54,794 --> 00:15:56,626
- Yes, you need to be bedazzling some dick.
- 401
- 00:15:56,628 --> 00:15:58,929
- That's what you need to do.
- 402
- 00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:00,630
- Enough.
- 403
- 00:16:00,632 --> 00:16:02,433
- Okay, now, here's what I want.
- 404
- 00:16:02,435 --> 00:16:04,702
- Let me get three shots of
- whiskey with a Coke to chase.
- 405
- 00:16:04,704 --> 00:16:07,237
- Coke Zero, though. I'm watching my figure.
- 406
- 00:16:07,239 --> 00:16:10,808
- Dina, you know this is only an hour flight.
- 407
- 00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:12,776
- Oh. Well, then, in that case,
- let me go ahead and get those
- 408
- 00:16:12,778 --> 00:16:15,313
- three shots now and then
- bring me a shot of Baileys
- 409
- 00:16:15,315 --> 00:16:17,314
- - once we get into cruising altitude.
- - Oh, she...
- 410
- 00:16:17,316 --> 00:16:19,483
- - she about to turn up.
- - Sure.
- 411
- 00:16:19,485 --> 00:16:22,086
- Oh, and let me get a Cherry Coke.
- 412
- 00:16:22,088 --> 00:16:23,553
- - Dina.
- - Huh?
- 413
- 00:16:23,555 --> 00:16:25,255
- Can we just bring it down a notch?
- 414
- 00:16:25,257 --> 00:16:28,226
- Oh, can we get some dick this weekend?
- 415
- 00:16:28,228 --> 00:16:29,427
- - Leave her alone.
- - You know what?
- 416
- 00:16:29,429 --> 00:16:30,794
- I need you to use your lady mouth.
- 417
- 00:16:30,796 --> 00:16:33,563
- I need you to use your lady mouth.
- 418
- 00:16:33,565 --> 00:16:35,665
- All right, all right.
- 419
- 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:38,269
- Let's just use Lisa's
- version of lady mouth.
- 420
- 00:16:38,271 --> 00:16:40,505
- No, seriously, for real, though...
- 421
- 00:16:40,507 --> 00:16:43,607
- how long has it been since
- you got that back blown out?
- 422
- 00:16:43,609 --> 00:16:46,443
- I don't know. Two years, maybe.
- 423
- 00:16:46,445 --> 00:16:48,111
- - What?
- - Wait.
- 424
- 00:16:48,113 --> 00:16:49,779
- Si-Since Terrence?
- 425
- 00:16:49,781 --> 00:16:51,582
- I don't know.
- 426
- 00:16:51,584 --> 00:16:53,417
- I mean, I take a vigorous spin class,
- 427
- 00:16:53,419 --> 00:16:55,785
- I read really intense erotica,
- 428
- 00:16:55,787 --> 00:16:57,355
- and I invested in a very powerful
- 429
- 00:16:57,357 --> 00:16:58,789
- detachable showerhead,
- 430
- 00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:00,691
- which has been very good to me, mind you.
- 431
- 00:17:00,693 --> 00:17:02,125
- Mmm-mmm-mmm.
- 432
- 00:17:02,127 --> 00:17:04,128
- Okay, that story just
- put me into menopause.
- 433
- 00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:05,428
- You getting some this weekend.
- 434
- 00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:06,596
- Straight up.
- 435
- 00:17:06,598 --> 00:17:08,632
- You gonna get at least
- two dicks inside of you.
- 436
- 00:17:08,634 --> 00:17:10,101
- For crying out loud, Dina,
- 437
- 00:17:10,103 --> 00:17:11,768
- we only gonna be there for three days.
- 438
- 00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:13,303
- Well, three dicks, then.
- 439
- 00:17:13,305 --> 00:17:15,038
- Mm-hmm.
- 440
- 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,108
- You know, Lisa, Dina could be right.
- 441
- 00:17:17,110 --> 00:17:19,110
- Daily penetration is medicinal.
- 442
- 00:17:19,112 --> 00:17:20,511
- Oh, my goodness.
- 443
- 00:17:20,513 --> 00:17:22,313
- Don't be ashamed, girl.
- 444
- 00:17:22,315 --> 00:17:24,047
- Every sister up in here
- 445
- 00:17:24,049 --> 00:17:27,017
- is on a mission to be her very best
- 446
- 00:17:27,019 --> 00:17:28,386
- - and ratchet self.
- - Oh...
- 447
- 00:17:28,388 --> 00:17:29,986
- You, especially.
- 448
- 00:17:29,988 --> 00:17:32,323
- Who's ready for Essence Fest?
- 449
- 00:17:34,193 --> 00:17:35,659
- Yes!
- 450
- 00:17:35,661 --> 00:17:37,861
- See, Lisa? There is no turning down
- 451
- 00:17:37,863 --> 00:17:40,063
- up in here, only the turn-up.
- 452
- 00:17:40,065 --> 00:17:41,498
- I love turn-ups.
- 453
- 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,066
- - Ma'am, excuse me.
- - Oh, oh.
- 454
- 00:17:43,068 --> 00:17:44,802
- Excuse me, uh, I got this.
- 455
- 00:17:44,804 --> 00:17:45,969
- Can you go ahead and
- make some Patrón shots
- 456
- 00:17:45,971 --> 00:17:46,970
- for everybody up here?
- 457
- 00:17:46,972 --> 00:17:48,406
- On me.
- 458
- 00:17:48,408 --> 00:17:50,507
- - I'm-a take care of everybody in first class.
- - I'm sorry.
- 459
- 00:17:50,509 --> 00:17:51,641
- Because...
- 460
- 00:17:51,643 --> 00:17:54,711
- ♪ I'm every woman ♪
- 461
- 00:17:54,713 --> 00:17:56,913
- ♪ It's all in me ♪
- 462
- 00:17:56,915 --> 00:18:00,184
- ♪ Anything you want done, baby ♪
- 463
- 00:18:00,186 --> 00:18:02,219
- ♪ I do it naturally ♪
- 464
- 00:18:02,221 --> 00:18:03,987
- ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
- 465
- 00:18:03,989 --> 00:18:06,157
- - ♪ Whoa ♪
- - Yeah! Everybody say...
- 466
- 00:18:06,159 --> 00:18:09,159
- <i>Flossy Posse!</i>
- 467
- 00:18:09,161 --> 00:18:11,829
- ♪ It's all in me... ♪
- 468
- 00:18:11,831 --> 00:18:13,430
- <i>Let's see</i>
- 469
- 00:18:13,432 --> 00:18:15,498
- - if we can find this driver.
- - And get me a beignet.
- 470
- 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,567
- - Oh, wait, wait, I see our sign!
- - Ooh, ooh!
- 471
- 00:18:17,569 --> 00:18:19,870
- Yes!
- 472
- 00:18:19,872 --> 00:18:21,605
- - Hello.
- - Oh, my goodness,
- 473
- 00:18:21,607 --> 00:18:23,873
- thank you so much.
- 474
- 00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:26,009
- Ooh!
- 475
- 00:18:26,011 --> 00:18:27,678
- - Ooh...
- - Oh, my God!
- 476
- 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,948
- Oh, God.
- 477
- 00:18:30,950 --> 00:18:32,283
- Thank you!
- 478
- 00:18:42,061 --> 00:18:43,960
- - Hey!
- - Here you go.
- 479
- 00:19:06,151 --> 00:19:08,084
- Hey! Hey!
- 480
- 00:19:08,086 --> 00:19:12,089
- - ♪ A lovely day ♪
- - ♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
- 481
- 00:19:12,091 --> 00:19:13,623
- ♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
- 482
- 00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:16,127
- ♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
- 483
- 00:19:16,129 --> 00:19:18,094
- ♪ Lovely day ♪
- 484
- 00:19:18,096 --> 00:19:19,929
- - ♪ A lovely day ♪
- - ♪ Lovely day ♪
- 485
- 00:19:19,931 --> 00:19:21,931
- ♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
- 486
- 00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:24,168
- ♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
- 487
- 00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:26,105
- - ♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
- - Aah!
- 488
- 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:28,738
- Aw...
- 489
- 00:19:30,843 --> 00:19:32,976
- - Don't touch Elvis. That's Elvis.
- - Oh...
- 490
- 00:19:36,348 --> 00:19:37,982
- Oh, God.
- 491
- 00:19:37,984 --> 00:19:41,651
- Oh...
- 492
- 00:19:41,653 --> 00:19:43,086
- Oh, shoot!
- 493
- 00:19:43,088 --> 00:19:44,688
- Oh, shit!
- 494
- 00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:47,624
- - Dina! Dina! Run, Dina!
- - Dina! Run, Dina! - Dina!
- 495
- 00:20:09,882 --> 00:20:12,783
- Fuck yeah!
- 496
- 00:20:12,785 --> 00:20:16,486
- That's some white boy shit right there.
- 497
- 00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:21,292
- Who's ready for a refill?
- 498
- 00:20:21,294 --> 00:20:22,659
- - Ooh.
- - Dina,
- 499
- 00:20:22,661 --> 00:20:24,728
- I-I haven't even finished this one yet.
- 500
- 00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:27,198
- Girl, you used to finish
- a super size Slurpee
- 501
- 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,066
- filled with grain alcohol before noon.
- 502
- 00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:32,069
- - Mm-hmm. - True.
- - That was before two beautiful
- 503
- 00:20:32,071 --> 00:20:34,170
- little human beings ripped out of my vagina
- 504
- 00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:36,407
- and sucked all the life out of my breasts.
- 505
- 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,409
- I don't coochie-pop no more.
- 506
- 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,409
- - Especially not...
- - Ryan! - What...
- 507
- 00:20:39,411 --> 00:20:41,178
- We are your biggest fans.
- 508
- 00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:42,545
- Will you take a picture with us?
- 509
- 00:20:42,547 --> 00:20:44,515
- - Yes. Sure. Of course.
- - We are your biggest fans.
- 510
- 00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:46,182
- - Oh, my God. My friends are over here.
- - Damn.
- 511
- 00:20:46,184 --> 00:20:48,017
- This shit gonna be happening all weekend?
- 512
- 00:20:48,019 --> 00:20:49,652
- You know, I'm so proud of her.
- 513
- 00:20:49,654 --> 00:20:50,920
- Look at her.
- 514
- 00:20:50,922 --> 00:20:52,890
- It's like traveling with Beyoncé.
- 515
- 00:20:52,892 --> 00:20:54,257
- Oh, my God.
- 516
- 00:20:54,259 --> 00:20:55,926
- Are you guys friends with Ryan?
- 517
- 00:20:55,928 --> 00:20:57,394
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah. - Yeah.
- 518
- 00:20:57,396 --> 00:20:58,896
- I'm a huge fan!
- 519
- 00:20:58,898 --> 00:21:00,230
- Here. This is for you.
- 520
- 00:21:00,232 --> 00:21:02,265
- - Here. Here. Yes.
- - Oh, okay, thank you.
- 521
- 00:21:02,267 --> 00:21:03,667
- - Okay.
- - That's so wonderful.
- 522
- 00:21:03,669 --> 00:21:04,834
- - Enjoy.
- - Yes!
- 523
- 00:21:04,836 --> 00:21:07,938
- This is like traveling with Beyoncé!
- 524
- 00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:10,908
- - Thank you so much. Aw.
- - Girl, you so pretty.
- 525
- 00:21:10,910 --> 00:21:13,177
- Mm-mm, mm-mm. Hey,
- hey, sister, sister,
- 526
- 00:21:13,179 --> 00:21:15,612
- - it's $50 a pop. $50 a pop. - $50?
- - Hey,
- 527
- 00:21:15,614 --> 00:21:16,880
- - uh, Dina?
- - Okay?
- 528
- 00:21:16,882 --> 00:21:18,082
- - I wouldn't do that.
- - Who else trying
- 529
- 00:21:18,084 --> 00:21:20,050
- to take a picture with Ryan? It's $50.
- 530
- 00:21:20,052 --> 00:21:22,386
- We take American Express, EBT...
- 531
- 00:21:22,388 --> 00:21:23,687
- - You trying to go to jail?
- - You want to get a picture?
- 532
- 00:21:23,689 --> 00:21:25,589
- - 'Cause you need a permit for all that.
- - Girl...
- 533
- 00:21:25,591 --> 00:21:27,024
- - I ain't going to nobody's jail, okay?
- - What the fuck?
- 534
- 00:21:27,026 --> 00:21:30,261
- - We good? All right, sister.
- - Lisa. Lisa.
- 535
- 00:21:30,263 --> 00:21:31,896
- Wait a minute, hold up.
- 536
- 00:21:31,898 --> 00:21:33,863
- - Can you believe this?
- - Oh, my God.
- 537
- 00:21:33,865 --> 00:21:36,802
- What y'all trippin' off of?
- 538
- 00:21:38,371 --> 00:21:40,905
- Aw, hell no.
- 539
- 00:21:40,907 --> 00:21:42,273
- That can't really be...
- 540
- 00:21:42,275 --> 00:21:43,908
- That's definitely Stewart's punk ass,
- 541
- 00:21:43,910 --> 00:21:46,110
- and that's definitely not
- Ryan he's tonguing down.
- 542
- 00:21:46,112 --> 00:21:47,878
- Where'd you get the picture?
- 543
- 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,580
- My paparazzi guy sent it to me.
- 544
- 00:21:49,582 --> 00:21:51,549
- Who is this ratchet-ass bitch?
- 545
- 00:21:51,551 --> 00:21:53,817
- <i>Simone. Some Instagram ho.</i>
- 546
- 00:21:53,819 --> 00:21:55,953
- <i>I heard she sucked off A-Rod</i>
- 547
- 00:21:55,955 --> 00:21:57,655
- <i>- in the bathroom one time.
- - Wait a minute,</i>
- 548
- 00:21:57,657 --> 00:21:59,156
- all this NBA dick, and she's
- 549
- 00:21:59,158 --> 00:22:00,890
- sucking a baseball player?
- 550
- 00:22:00,892 --> 00:22:02,293
- You know what I'm saying?
- That type of bitch.
- 551
- 00:22:02,295 --> 00:22:04,227
- Oh, my God. I hate her, but you know what,
- 552
- 00:22:04,229 --> 00:22:06,130
- that ass is really cute.
- 553
- 00:22:06,132 --> 00:22:08,399
- Do you get that from squats
- or is that injections?
- 554
- 00:22:08,401 --> 00:22:10,301
- Oh, shit... she here.
- 555
- 00:22:10,303 --> 00:22:12,902
- That little dirty bitch Simone is here?
- 556
- 00:22:12,904 --> 00:22:14,438
- Okay, we got to tell Ryan.
- 557
- 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,672
- So I had to go inwards and do
- 558
- 00:22:15,674 --> 00:22:17,107
- - to be able to do that.
- - Oh, of course.
- 559
- 00:22:17,109 --> 00:22:18,409
- Handle that, Sasha.
- 560
- 00:22:18,411 --> 00:22:20,177
- Why I got to be the one?
- 561
- 00:22:20,179 --> 00:22:22,079
- - It's your picture, ho.
- - Okay,
- 562
- 00:22:22,081 --> 00:22:24,148
- no matter what, we have
- to do it delicately,
- 563
- 00:22:24,150 --> 00:22:25,850
- - because she's having a good time.
- - You're welcome.
- 564
- 00:22:25,852 --> 00:22:28,151
- No, no, fuck that. You got to
- do it like a Brazilian wax...
- 565
- 00:22:28,153 --> 00:22:29,753
- just yank everything out at once.
- 566
- 00:22:29,755 --> 00:22:31,655
- Now, she gonna feel like
- her uterus is on the paper,
- 567
- 00:22:31,657 --> 00:22:33,290
- and she gonna scream,
- 568
- 00:22:33,292 --> 00:22:35,426
- but it's way better than
- waterboarding the bitch.
- 569
- 00:22:35,428 --> 00:22:37,594
- Can we at least wait till
- we get back to the room?
- 570
- 00:22:37,596 --> 00:22:39,263
- Can we agree on that?
- 571
- 00:22:41,132 --> 00:22:43,801
- So, we have the most amazing suite
- 572
- 00:22:43,803 --> 00:22:45,436
- at the Monteleone,
- 573
- 00:22:45,438 --> 00:22:48,005
- VIP passes to all the parties,
- 574
- 00:22:48,007 --> 00:22:51,307
- and great seats at the
- Superdome for New Edition,
- 575
- 00:22:51,309 --> 00:22:54,143
- Maxwell, and Doug E. Fresh!
- 576
- 00:22:54,145 --> 00:22:55,813
- And we are going to eat!
- 577
- 00:22:55,815 --> 00:22:57,313
- Damn the calories.
- 578
- 00:22:57,315 --> 00:22:58,615
- - Yup!
- - Oh, yes, yes!
- 579
- 00:22:58,617 --> 00:23:00,284
- I'm gonna kill somebody.
- 580
- 00:23:00,286 --> 00:23:01,518
- What?
- 581
- 00:23:03,389 --> 00:23:05,723
- Now, I do have some obligations,
- 582
- 00:23:05,725 --> 00:23:09,226
- but the truth is this weekend
- is all about the Flossy Posse.
- 583
- 00:23:09,228 --> 00:23:10,727
- We're gonna be staying up late,
- 584
- 00:23:10,729 --> 00:23:12,830
- drinking, making memories that we can
- 585
- 00:23:12,832 --> 00:23:14,564
- laugh about the rest of our lives,
- 586
- 00:23:14,566 --> 00:23:17,200
- - because that is what a girls trip is for.
- - Yeah, word.
- 587
- 00:23:17,202 --> 00:23:19,637
- - YOLO.
- - Ooh, I got to hide a bitch body.
- 588
- 00:23:19,639 --> 00:23:21,304
- And gossip.
- 589
- 00:23:21,306 --> 00:23:24,341
- No secrets. I want all the dirt.
- 590
- 00:23:24,343 --> 00:23:26,880
- Bitch, your man is sleeping
- with a Instagram skank.
- 591
- 00:23:29,715 --> 00:23:32,149
- You just had to say something, didn't you?
- 592
- 00:23:32,151 --> 00:23:34,351
- That was an opening.
- 593
- 00:23:34,353 --> 00:23:36,256
- That's God. Recognize.
- 594
- 00:23:38,524 --> 00:23:40,224
- Come on, Ryan. I need to...
- 595
- 00:23:40,226 --> 00:23:42,191
- I got to show you something.
- 596
- 00:23:42,193 --> 00:23:44,263
- Mmm.
- 597
- 00:23:49,401 --> 00:23:51,837
- Ryan, I don't... I don't
- really know what to say.
- 598
- 00:23:54,073 --> 00:23:57,344
- You know we're here for
- you for whatever you need.
- 599
- 00:23:59,344 --> 00:24:00,678
- Don't worry, boo.
- 600
- 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,345
- I'm-a put hands on him.
- 601
- 00:24:02,347 --> 00:24:04,281
- I'm talking hot grits,
- 602
- 00:24:04,283 --> 00:24:06,917
- extension cords, Timberland boots.
- 603
- 00:24:06,919 --> 00:24:09,285
- I'm-a fuck up that
- bitch's Instagram account,
- 604
- 00:24:09,287 --> 00:24:11,854
- I'm-a put two Q-tips
- in his pee-pee hole
- 605
- 00:24:11,856 --> 00:24:13,524
- and I'm-a walk 'em
- around. I'm-a just wipe...
- 606
- 00:24:13,526 --> 00:24:15,592
- I'm-a just swipe in that thing
- 607
- 00:24:15,594 --> 00:24:16,927
- and I'm-a yank 'em out!
- 608
- 00:24:16,929 --> 00:24:18,528
- And then I'm-a stick
- 609
- 00:24:18,530 --> 00:24:20,030
- my fingers up in his ass
- 610
- 00:24:20,032 --> 00:24:21,564
- and tell him I'm checking his prostate,
- 611
- 00:24:21,566 --> 00:24:22,967
- but really I'm-a yank his balls
- 612
- 00:24:22,969 --> 00:24:24,435
- out the back of that motherfucker.
- 613
- 00:24:24,437 --> 00:24:25,636
- And then I'm-a put my fist
- 614
- 00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:26,736
- so far up his ass,
- 615
- 00:24:26,738 --> 00:24:28,138
- I'm-a pull his heart out
- 616
- 00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:29,607
- through that motherfucker and I'm-a
- 617
- 00:24:29,609 --> 00:24:31,274
- "nabi da shakti de" that shit.
- 618
- 00:24:31,276 --> 00:24:34,277
- Just...
- 619
- 00:24:34,279 --> 00:24:36,913
- And then I'm-a stick my
- fingers back up in his ass
- 620
- 00:24:36,915 --> 00:24:38,415
- and then I'm-a twirl 'em around
- 621
- 00:24:38,417 --> 00:24:40,383
- and see if that make
- him giggle a little bit.
- 622
- 00:24:40,385 --> 00:24:42,319
- You know, 'cause I like to
- make a motherfucker laugh
- 623
- 00:24:42,321 --> 00:24:44,391
- when I hurt him, you know what I'm saying?
- 624
- 00:24:45,825 --> 00:24:48,492
- Well, that's not necessary, Dina.
- 625
- 00:24:48,494 --> 00:24:50,127
- Really, honestly,
- 626
- 00:24:50,129 --> 00:24:53,496
- I've known about this
- for a few months, so...
- 627
- 00:24:53,498 --> 00:24:56,300
- The fuck? You into that shit?
- 628
- 00:24:56,302 --> 00:24:58,168
- No. Dina, come on.
- 629
- 00:24:58,170 --> 00:25:00,771
- Obviously I was very upset, but...
- 630
- 00:25:00,773 --> 00:25:02,171
- Stewart and I are in counseling,
- 631
- 00:25:02,173 --> 00:25:03,940
- and we're working through it.
- 632
- 00:25:03,942 --> 00:25:06,843
- Well, look at tha... That is fantastic.
- 633
- 00:25:06,845 --> 00:25:10,080
- I am so glad to hear that. Good for you.
- 634
- 00:25:10,082 --> 00:25:11,415
- Thank you, Lis. You know,
- 635
- 00:25:11,417 --> 00:25:12,649
- Stewart and I are a team, you know?
- 636
- 00:25:12,651 --> 00:25:13,851
- Yeah, he's made some mistakes,
- 637
- 00:25:13,853 --> 00:25:15,119
- but that's in the past.
- 638
- 00:25:15,121 --> 00:25:18,589
- No, it's not.
- 639
- 00:25:18,591 --> 00:25:20,493
- This picture was taken last night.
- 640
- 00:25:22,193 --> 00:25:24,194
- Mmm...
- 641
- 00:25:24,196 --> 00:25:26,663
- Well, I don't believe that, Sasha.
- 642
- 00:25:26,665 --> 00:25:28,131
- And you know what... I really...
- 643
- 00:25:28,133 --> 00:25:29,667
- I don't want to be judged right now.
- 644
- 00:25:29,669 --> 00:25:31,869
- I'm the last person to judge you, but...
- 645
- 00:25:31,871 --> 00:25:33,970
- Guys. Okay, listen.
- 646
- 00:25:33,972 --> 00:25:35,872
- I really meant what I said earlier.
- 647
- 00:25:35,874 --> 00:25:38,441
- This weekend is about us.
- 648
- 00:25:38,443 --> 00:25:39,877
- We haven't hung in five years,
- 649
- 00:25:39,879 --> 00:25:43,179
- and by the grace of God,
- we are here, together.
- 650
- 00:25:43,181 --> 00:25:44,782
- Come on, let's take advantage of that.
- 651
- 00:25:44,784 --> 00:25:46,216
- 'Cause if we don't... if we waste
- 652
- 00:25:46,218 --> 00:25:48,151
- this precious time... then shame on us.
- 653
- 00:25:48,153 --> 00:25:50,187
- Because today is the last day
- 654
- 00:25:50,189 --> 00:25:51,988
- that we will ever be this young.
- 655
- 00:25:51,990 --> 00:25:54,224
- She fucked me up with that one.
- 656
- 00:25:54,226 --> 00:25:56,459
- All right. Now, the Flossy Posse
- 657
- 00:25:56,461 --> 00:25:58,728
- is back in New Orleans, so let's go.
- 658
- 00:25:58,730 --> 00:26:00,130
- Let's go. Let's go, bitches.
- 659
- 00:26:00,132 --> 00:26:01,698
- She's right, let's go.
- 660
- 00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:03,700
- But I will shit in that nigga's shoe.
- 661
- 00:26:03,702 --> 00:26:05,034
- Ryan.
- 662
- 00:26:05,036 --> 00:26:06,736
- You know it's just a matter of time
- 663
- 00:26:06,738 --> 00:26:08,072
- before the photographer
- 664
- 00:26:08,074 --> 00:26:10,043
- shops this picture.
- 665
- 00:26:11,074 --> 00:26:13,145
- Sash, don't worry. I'm-a handle it.
- 666
- 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,913
- Come on, y'all!
- 667
- 00:26:19,151 --> 00:26:22,052
- I love this place so much.
- 668
- 00:26:22,054 --> 00:26:24,588
- Wow. So, listen, I'm gonna go check us in,
- 669
- 00:26:24,590 --> 00:26:26,189
- get our credentials. You guys should go
- 670
- 00:26:26,191 --> 00:26:28,324
- check out the Carousel
- Bar and have a drink,
- 671
- 00:26:28,326 --> 00:26:30,093
- and I'll be back in, like, five minutes.
- 672
- 00:26:30,095 --> 00:26:32,095
- It's really cute.
- 673
- 00:26:32,097 --> 00:26:33,596
- - All right.
- - To the bar.
- 674
- 00:26:33,598 --> 00:26:35,064
- - I'm ready to rock.
- - Looks nice.
- 675
- 00:26:35,066 --> 00:26:37,333
- Let's see.
- 676
- 00:26:37,335 --> 00:26:38,502
- Oh, look at that!
- 677
- 00:26:38,504 --> 00:26:40,269
- Yeah, your kids would like this.
- 678
- 00:26:40,271 --> 00:26:42,939
- Man, damn. This is the shit, man.
- 679
- 00:26:42,941 --> 00:26:46,409
- Oh, it's so cool. It's moving around.
- 680
- 00:26:46,411 --> 00:26:48,911
- Yeah, it's super cute.
- 681
- 00:26:48,913 --> 00:26:51,614
- Ooh! There goes Stewart.
- 682
- 00:26:51,616 --> 00:26:54,618
- Oh. Asshole.
- 683
- 00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:56,053
- - Dina, look at me.
- - Don't.
- 684
- 00:26:56,055 --> 00:26:58,522
- Look at me. Okay, come on, now.
- 685
- 00:26:58,524 --> 00:27:00,256
- You heard what Ryan
- said. Just-just be cool.
- 686
- 00:27:00,258 --> 00:27:01,758
- I'm gonna be cool, I'm gonna be cool.
- 687
- 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,459
- I just want to say hi, that's all.
- 688
- 00:27:03,461 --> 00:27:05,228
- - Why you taking... - Wait...
- - I'm-a just say hello.
- 689
- 00:27:05,230 --> 00:27:07,531
- - No. No, no, don't you say hello.
- - No, no, don't...
- 690
- 00:27:07,533 --> 00:27:08,799
- No, Dina, don't do that. Remember,
- 691
- 00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:10,234
- - Ryan said this is her life.
- - Yes.
- 692
- 00:27:10,236 --> 00:27:11,235
- - We shouldn't get involved.
- - Hold this.
- 693
- 00:27:13,072 --> 00:27:15,072
- - Dina!
- - Dina, no!
- 694
- 00:27:15,074 --> 00:27:16,476
- No!
- 695
- 00:27:22,381 --> 00:27:24,380
- - Oh!
- - Bitch!
- 696
- 00:27:24,382 --> 00:27:25,448
- What the hell's wrong with you?
- 697
- 00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:27,316
- Don't play me, nigga. I will end you.
- 698
- 00:27:27,318 --> 00:27:30,656
- You and your little
- thirsty-ass wannabe MILF...
- 699
- 00:27:31,723 --> 00:27:33,055
- ...but not really a MILF.
- 700
- 00:27:33,057 --> 00:27:34,557
- Nigga, you getting old bitches
- 701
- 00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:36,059
- from the resting home?
- 702
- 00:27:36,061 --> 00:27:37,828
- Is that what you're doing to my homegirl?
- 703
- 00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:40,797
- You fuckin' with Gladys Knight, nigga?
- 704
- 00:27:40,799 --> 00:27:43,566
- Do you got kneepads under
- them slacks, Slurpee?
- 705
- 00:27:43,568 --> 00:27:46,472
- - What?
- - Dina, this is my Aunt Marion.
- 706
- 00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:49,739
- How do you do?
- 707
- 00:27:49,741 --> 00:27:52,141
- Oh, I'm doing just fine, but you know what?
- 708
- 00:27:52,143 --> 00:27:54,076
- Your nephew is nasty.
- 709
- 00:27:54,078 --> 00:27:55,746
- He a nasty nigga.
- 710
- 00:27:55,748 --> 00:27:57,313
- Oh, yeah, your bloodline is nasty.
- 711
- 00:27:57,315 --> 00:27:59,082
- Okay, all right, okay,
- all right. I'm sorry.
- 712
- 00:27:59,084 --> 00:28:00,684
- - She-she off her meds today.
- - He do people wrong.
- 713
- 00:28:00,686 --> 00:28:02,351
- - Forgive her.
- - You're going to hell!
- 714
- 00:28:02,353 --> 00:28:03,920
- You so nasty!
- 715
- 00:28:03,922 --> 00:28:07,256
- In that ugly, tight-ass suit!
- 716
- 00:28:07,258 --> 00:28:09,826
- - It's ugly!
- - It is so very nice to meet you, Miss Auntie.
- 717
- 00:28:09,828 --> 00:28:11,794
- And that is a lovely blouse
- 718
- 00:28:11,796 --> 00:28:13,429
- - you have on.
- - Why, thank you.
- 719
- 00:28:13,431 --> 00:28:17,167
- And as for you, Stewart...
- 720
- 00:28:17,169 --> 00:28:19,937
- I am very disappointed in you... very.
- 721
- 00:28:19,939 --> 00:28:22,038
- You guys have a lovely afternoon.
- 722
- 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,540
- Thank you for your time.
- 723
- 00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:25,609
- Thank you. You have a good day, too.
- 724
- 00:28:29,448 --> 00:28:30,880
- - What the hell happened?
- - Breathe, just breathe.
- 725
- 00:28:30,882 --> 00:28:32,783
- - Just calm down.
- - I was gone for three minutes.
- 726
- 00:28:32,785 --> 00:28:35,052
- - This shit took one.
- - What? Th-The...
- 727
- 00:28:35,054 --> 00:28:36,519
- Hockey players don't even fight that fast.
- 728
- 00:28:36,521 --> 00:28:37,720
- Ma'am, I need you to leave
- 729
- 00:28:37,722 --> 00:28:38,721
- - the premises immediately.
- - Oh!
- 730
- 00:28:38,723 --> 00:28:40,457
- Hello, sir.
- 731
- 00:28:40,459 --> 00:28:43,293
- Uh, Ryan Pierce, this year's
- Essence keynote speaker,
- 732
- 00:28:43,295 --> 00:28:44,828
- and author of <i>You Can Have It All.</i>
- 733
- 00:28:44,830 --> 00:28:46,129
- I am sorry.
- 734
- 00:28:46,131 --> 00:28:47,698
- I'd like to apologize for my friends,
- 735
- 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,699
- but I can assure you that
- everything is fine now.
- 736
- 00:28:49,701 --> 00:28:52,369
- Ma'am, she's holding a broken
- bottle of Château Mardaux.
- 737
- 00:28:52,371 --> 00:28:54,571
- Oh, don't be speaking
- French to me, motherfucker!
- 738
- 00:28:54,573 --> 00:28:56,073
- Dina,
- 739
- 00:28:56,075 --> 00:28:57,207
- you're lucky my aunt is hard of hearing.
- 740
- 00:28:57,209 --> 00:28:58,307
- And you lucky TSA took that
- 741
- 00:28:58,309 --> 00:28:59,743
- straight edge away from me.
- 742
- 00:28:59,745 --> 00:29:01,210
- - Okay, okay, okay, all right.
- - Mr. Pierce,
- 743
- 00:29:01,212 --> 00:29:03,045
- we're in the process of
- removing her right now.
- 744
- 00:29:03,047 --> 00:29:04,547
- - Thank you. - Dina.
- - Oh, wai-wai-wai-wai-wait.
- 745
- 00:29:04,549 --> 00:29:06,816
- - Wait. Really, that is not necessary.
- - Dina, calm down.
- 746
- 00:29:06,818 --> 00:29:10,219
- I promise you. We are longtime
- friends, since college.
- 747
- 00:29:10,221 --> 00:29:12,054
- I mean, this is just the
- way we greet each other.
- 748
- 00:29:12,056 --> 00:29:14,424
- Ms. Pierce, I'm sorry,
- 749
- 00:29:14,426 --> 00:29:17,361
- but that's not the way we do things here.
- 750
- 00:29:17,363 --> 00:29:19,428
- Okay. Understood.
- 751
- 00:29:19,430 --> 00:29:21,700
- But we are not pressing charges, okay?
- 752
- 00:29:22,934 --> 00:29:25,334
- Isn't that right, Stew?
- 753
- 00:29:25,336 --> 00:29:27,336
- Well... no.
- 754
- 00:29:27,338 --> 00:29:28,938
- But if that's the hotel's policy,
- 755
- 00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:30,540
- - then I understand.
- - No!
- 756
- 00:29:30,542 --> 00:29:32,508
- - What? You know what, you're ridiculous.
- - Eat a dick.
- 757
- 00:29:32,510 --> 00:29:34,511
- - I mean that as a sister to a brother.
- - You know what?
- 758
- 00:29:34,513 --> 00:29:36,178
- - You need to stop.
- - You know what, it's cool. I'm-a leave.
- 759
- 00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:37,747
- - Okay, we're leaving. We're gonna leave.
- - I'm-a leave.
- 760
- 00:29:37,749 --> 00:29:39,216
- - Just give me a second.
- - It's all gonna be good.
- 761
- 00:29:39,218 --> 00:29:40,950
- Oh! Dina! Oh, my...
- 762
- 00:29:40,952 --> 00:29:42,953
- Okay, you know what, Dina, get over here.
- 763
- 00:29:42,955 --> 00:29:44,287
- Milk Dud head mother...
- 764
- 00:29:44,289 --> 00:29:46,422
- You look like a ugly, dirty Mr. Clean!
- 765
- 00:29:46,424 --> 00:29:47,690
- Your girl needs a leash.
- 766
- 00:29:47,692 --> 00:29:49,626
- Swipe-ass bastard!
- 767
- 00:29:49,628 --> 00:29:51,428
- Your room. Now.
- 768
- 00:29:51,430 --> 00:29:53,397
- I don't want to go to my room.
- 769
- 00:29:53,399 --> 00:29:55,064
- That place is nasty.
- 770
- 00:29:55,066 --> 00:29:56,399
- It's haunted.
- 771
- 00:29:56,401 --> 00:29:58,368
- I was there last year... swear to God,
- 772
- 00:29:58,370 --> 00:29:59,636
- was up in there last year...
- 773
- 00:29:59,638 --> 00:30:01,438
- a ghost tried to fuck me.
- 774
- 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,306
- You ever been fucked by a ghost?
- 775
- 00:30:03,308 --> 00:30:05,108
- Are you kidding me?
- 776
- 00:30:05,110 --> 00:30:07,476
- You said you ended this shit
- and now there's a picture?
- 777
- 00:30:07,478 --> 00:30:09,446
- Are you not understanding?
- 778
- 00:30:09,448 --> 00:30:11,380
- And on top of it, the bitch is here.
- 779
- 00:30:11,382 --> 00:30:12,983
- I didn't invite her.
- 780
- 00:30:12,985 --> 00:30:14,484
- Well, neither the fuck did I.
- 781
- 00:30:14,486 --> 00:30:16,652
- You need to call her and you need to send
- 782
- 00:30:16,654 --> 00:30:19,389
- that genetically enhanced ass home!
- 783
- 00:30:19,391 --> 00:30:21,490
- Come on, babe. How am
- I supposed to do that?
- 784
- 00:30:21,492 --> 00:30:23,659
- The same way you tell
- her to come get some dick.
- 785
- 00:30:23,661 --> 00:30:25,294
- You tweet, Snapchat, DM,
- 786
- 00:30:25,296 --> 00:30:27,563
- smoke signals... whatever you do,
- 787
- 00:30:27,565 --> 00:30:28,934
- I don't give a shit.
- 788
- 00:30:32,438 --> 00:30:34,905
- You know what? Whatever.
- 789
- 00:30:34,907 --> 00:30:36,573
- I'm not doing this.
- 790
- 00:30:36,575 --> 00:30:39,008
- This is stupid.
- 791
- 00:30:39,010 --> 00:30:40,509
- This isn't a marriage,
- 792
- 00:30:40,511 --> 00:30:43,612
- but we agreed to at least be a partnership,
- 793
- 00:30:43,614 --> 00:30:45,681
- and you can't hold up
- your end of the bargain,
- 794
- 00:30:45,683 --> 00:30:47,016
- let alone your pants.
- 795
- 00:30:47,018 --> 00:30:49,419
- This is against everything
- 796
- 00:30:49,421 --> 00:30:51,487
- I tell my readers, my followers,
- 797
- 00:30:51,489 --> 00:30:52,989
- and yet I'm putting up with it?
- 798
- 00:30:52,991 --> 00:30:54,457
- - No.
- - Ry, Ry...
- 799
- 00:30:54,459 --> 00:30:56,126
- I'm sorry.
- 800
- 00:30:56,128 --> 00:30:58,261
- - You're always sorry.
- - I-I know, but look at...
- 801
- 00:30:58,263 --> 00:30:59,830
- I won't do it again.
- 802
- 00:30:59,832 --> 00:31:01,998
- You always ain't gonna do it again.
- 803
- 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,265
- Baby, I mean it this time.
- 804
- 00:31:03,267 --> 00:31:05,034
- Okay?
- 805
- 00:31:05,036 --> 00:31:06,769
- Real talk.
- 806
- 00:31:06,771 --> 00:31:08,505
- Ryan, baby, listen.
- 807
- 00:31:08,507 --> 00:31:10,006
- You're right.
- 808
- 00:31:10,008 --> 00:31:12,309
- You don't deserve this.
- 809
- 00:31:12,311 --> 00:31:15,544
- But our brand is who we are.
- 810
- 00:31:15,546 --> 00:31:18,648
- It's... it's who you are.
- 811
- 00:31:18,650 --> 00:31:20,950
- Giving all that up because I was sloppy
- 812
- 00:31:20,952 --> 00:31:22,351
- isn't worth all that you have worked
- 813
- 00:31:22,353 --> 00:31:24,487
- very hard to accomplish.
- 814
- 00:31:24,489 --> 00:31:27,457
- Why would we give it up?
- 815
- 00:31:27,459 --> 00:31:29,458
- And for what?
- 816
- 00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:31,328
- Huh?
- 817
- 00:31:31,330 --> 00:31:32,728
- To watch it all crumble?
- 818
- 00:31:32,730 --> 00:31:36,166
- To be alone?
- 819
- 00:31:36,168 --> 00:31:38,668
- Ryan, baby, I'm not going anywhere.
- 820
- 00:31:38,670 --> 00:31:40,236
- You know that.
- 821
- 00:31:40,238 --> 00:31:42,240
- I don't give a damn about her.
- 822
- 00:31:44,575 --> 00:31:47,076
- Let's just do our dance
- 823
- 00:31:47,078 --> 00:31:49,678
- and handle our business.
- 824
- 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:53,085
- Be that couple who has it all.
- 825
- 00:31:56,354 --> 00:31:58,854
- No more slipups.
- 826
- 00:31:58,856 --> 00:32:00,756
- Stick to the plan
- 827
- 00:32:00,758 --> 00:32:02,993
- and get that ho under control.
- 828
- 00:32:02,995 --> 00:32:04,428
- And we close this deal.
- 829
- 00:32:04,430 --> 00:32:05,896
- Done.
- 830
- 00:32:05,898 --> 00:32:09,168
- Some of us have to find a place to stay.
- 831
- 00:32:13,705 --> 00:32:15,772
- Damn.
- 832
- 00:32:15,774 --> 00:32:17,407
- You okay?
- 833
- 00:32:17,409 --> 00:32:18,874
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
- 834
- 00:32:18,876 --> 00:32:20,576
- So where we at?
- 835
- 00:32:20,578 --> 00:32:24,214
- I called... all the four or
- five-star hotels are booked.
- 836
- 00:32:24,216 --> 00:32:27,417
- You know what? Whatever.
- Who needs a fancy suite?
- 837
- 00:32:27,419 --> 00:32:29,252
- I mean, come on.
- 838
- 00:32:29,254 --> 00:32:31,623
- Let's rough it. It'll be like old times.
- 839
- 00:32:37,462 --> 00:32:38,961
- I get the feeling there's definitely been
- 840
- 00:32:38,963 --> 00:32:41,531
- a few chalk outlines on this floor.
- 841
- 00:32:41,533 --> 00:32:42,899
- Oh, yeah, somebody
- 842
- 00:32:42,901 --> 00:32:45,101
- was definitely murdered in this room.
- 843
- 00:32:45,103 --> 00:32:48,438
- This smells like the body is still in here.
- 844
- 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:49,776
- Ugh.
- 845
- 00:32:51,977 --> 00:32:55,245
- The fuck? No mini-bar?
- 846
- 00:32:55,247 --> 00:32:57,413
- I feel like that one
- star was hella generous.
- 847
- 00:32:57,415 --> 00:32:58,915
- Bitch, you the reason we here.
- 848
- 00:32:58,917 --> 00:33:01,951
- Classic Dina. You just
- had to cause a scene.
- 849
- 00:33:01,953 --> 00:33:04,653
- Classic Sasha. Can't never let shit go.
- 850
- 00:33:04,655 --> 00:33:06,555
- - It just happened. Why would I let it go?
- - What do you mean
- 851
- 00:33:06,557 --> 00:33:08,291
- - it just happened? It's in the past.
- - Come on. - We told you...
- 852
- 00:33:08,293 --> 00:33:09,825
- - Please, that was in the past.
- - Hey... - In the past?!
- 853
- 00:33:09,827 --> 00:33:11,428
- - Yes, it's in the past.
- - This is your fault. - Hey, hey,
- 854
- 00:33:11,430 --> 00:33:12,963
- stop arguing!
- 855
- 00:33:12,965 --> 00:33:14,797
- - Stop it...
- - Don't argue!
- 856
- 00:33:14,799 --> 00:33:17,434
- - Don't argue. - Let it go!
- - Hey. Hey. Hey.
- 857
- 00:33:17,436 --> 00:33:19,169
- - I think I got scabies.
- - What?
- 858
- 00:33:19,171 --> 00:33:21,170
- - I'm itchy.
- - Y'all expecting somebody?
- 859
- 00:33:21,172 --> 00:33:22,642
- Uh-uh.
- 860
- 00:33:25,344 --> 00:33:27,279
- Fucking foggy peephole.
- 861
- 00:33:28,479 --> 00:33:29,748
- Who is it?!
- 862
- 00:33:35,953 --> 00:33:37,086
- - Oh, oh!
- - Rochelle here?
- 863
- 00:33:37,088 --> 00:33:38,088
- Oh!
- 864
- 00:33:38,090 --> 00:33:39,523
- Uh, no, sir, I am sorry,
- 865
- 00:33:39,525 --> 00:33:40,857
- you have the wrong room.
- 866
- 00:33:40,859 --> 00:33:42,359
- - Please leave.
- - This is where
- 867
- 00:33:42,361 --> 00:33:43,994
- I meet Rochelle every night.
- 868
- 00:33:43,996 --> 00:33:45,461
- Hey, Rochelle ain't here, homeboy.
- 869
- 00:33:45,463 --> 00:33:46,630
- You need to get on.
- 870
- 00:33:46,632 --> 00:33:48,364
- It don't have to be Rochelle.
- 871
- 00:33:48,366 --> 00:33:50,467
- I'll take one of you.
- 872
- 00:33:50,469 --> 00:33:52,802
- You mean to tell me we staying at a motel
- 873
- 00:33:52,804 --> 00:33:54,970
- where five-dollar hos do they business?
- 874
- 00:33:54,972 --> 00:33:58,007
- Five dollars? Shit, I
- get two dollars change.
- 875
- 00:33:58,009 --> 00:33:59,476
- Ooh!
- 876
- 00:33:59,478 --> 00:34:01,277
- Lisa, you game?
- 877
- 00:34:01,279 --> 00:34:04,281
- Might as well turn a profit
- on dick number one tonight.
- 878
- 00:34:04,283 --> 00:34:05,448
- Bust that thing open.
- 879
- 00:34:05,450 --> 00:34:06,716
- Not if she wearing that.
- 880
- 00:34:06,718 --> 00:34:09,051
- - What?
- - I told you that outfit was
- 881
- 00:34:09,053 --> 00:34:11,154
- ugly as hell. He don't even want to fuck.
- 882
- 00:34:11,156 --> 00:34:13,156
- Listen, sir, just because
- she is not fashionable
- 883
- 00:34:13,158 --> 00:34:15,058
- doesn't mean that you have to be rude.
- 884
- 00:34:15,060 --> 00:34:16,393
- Aah!
- 885
- 00:34:16,395 --> 00:34:18,127
- - Aah! - Oh! Oh!
- - Get out of here!
- 886
- 00:34:18,129 --> 00:34:19,328
- - Aah!
- - Get out of here!
- 887
- 00:34:19,330 --> 00:34:20,830
- Get out!
- 888
- 00:34:20,832 --> 00:34:22,565
- - Shoot.
- - What's wrong with him?
- 889
- 00:34:22,567 --> 00:34:24,033
- Close this.
- 890
- 00:34:24,035 --> 00:34:25,301
- - You don't want some of this?
- - Aah!
- 891
- 00:34:26,337 --> 00:34:27,737
- Aah! What is that?
- 892
- 00:34:27,739 --> 00:34:29,071
- You don't want some of this?
- 893
- 00:34:31,643 --> 00:34:33,676
- - Aah!
- - Oh, oh!
- 894
- 00:34:33,678 --> 00:34:36,245
- Shit.
- 895
- 00:34:36,247 --> 00:34:37,580
- You are disgusting!
- 896
- 00:34:39,518 --> 00:34:42,384
- Go find Rochelle! No, you go find Rochelle.
- 897
- 00:34:42,386 --> 00:34:44,754
- Y'all are gonna give me a...
- 898
- 00:34:44,756 --> 00:34:45,821
- heart attack.
- 899
- 00:34:47,426 --> 00:34:50,759
- Okay. Okay.
- 900
- 00:34:50,761 --> 00:34:52,995
- I don't find this funny at all.
- 901
- 00:34:58,603 --> 00:35:00,569
- Yes, girl, you're giving me life!
- 902
- 00:35:00,571 --> 00:35:02,071
- Oh, hold up, Sash.
- 903
- 00:35:02,073 --> 00:35:04,440
- Your tag is hanging
- out. Let me pull it out.
- 904
- 00:35:04,442 --> 00:35:06,042
- Oh, no, no, no, don't pull it.
- 905
- 00:35:06,044 --> 00:35:07,509
- Um, just tuck it in for me.
- 906
- 00:35:07,511 --> 00:35:08,877
- All right. Okay.
- 907
- 00:35:08,879 --> 00:35:10,413
- I made a deal with the designer.
- 908
- 00:35:10,415 --> 00:35:12,515
- I'm gonna, you know,
- Instagram it this weekend.
- 909
- 00:35:12,517 --> 00:35:14,216
- Some tastemaker shit.
- 910
- 00:35:14,218 --> 00:35:16,219
- Lis, hurry up!
- 911
- 00:35:16,221 --> 00:35:19,188
- Okay, P. Diddy is not gonna
- be waiting for me all night.
- 912
- 00:35:19,190 --> 00:35:20,957
- He's a busy man.
- 913
- 00:35:20,959 --> 00:35:23,225
- All right, I'm almost ready.
- 914
- 00:35:25,096 --> 00:35:27,033
- What the fuck is that?
- 915
- 00:35:30,268 --> 00:35:32,636
- Wait a minute. Hold on. You...
- 916
- 00:35:32,638 --> 00:35:35,272
- You got to be kidding me!
- 917
- 00:35:35,274 --> 00:35:36,705
- I really like this outfit.
- 918
- 00:35:36,707 --> 00:35:39,808
- I mean, this is hand-stitched embroidery
- 919
- 00:35:39,810 --> 00:35:41,111
- from an indigenous tribe
- 920
- 00:35:41,113 --> 00:35:43,312
- in Guatemala that's almost extinct.
- 921
- 00:35:43,314 --> 00:35:45,748
- So they not fucking in Guatemala?
- 922
- 00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:47,650
- - Mm.
- - You know what?
- 923
- 00:35:47,652 --> 00:35:50,085
- Intelligent men of academia
- 924
- 00:35:50,087 --> 00:35:52,788
- - are gonna really appreciate this outfit.
- - Huh.
- 925
- 00:35:52,790 --> 00:35:55,225
- All right, listen, you look beautiful.
- 926
- 00:35:55,227 --> 00:35:57,997
- - Thank you.
- - Now take it off and put this on.
- 927
- 00:35:59,330 --> 00:36:01,163
- What...?
- 928
- 00:36:01,165 --> 00:36:04,567
- This dress is a mosquito net.
- 929
- 00:36:04,569 --> 00:36:07,069
- Then maybe you'll catch something in it.
- 930
- 00:36:07,071 --> 00:36:09,172
- - Yeah, a man.
- - Lisa, you look
- 931
- 00:36:09,174 --> 00:36:11,674
- - like somebody's Puerto Rican grandmother.
- - See?
- 932
- 00:36:11,676 --> 00:36:13,143
- Now, men'll fuck almost anything,
- 933
- 00:36:13,145 --> 00:36:14,680
- but not you... in that outfit.
- 934
- 00:36:17,415 --> 00:36:19,748
- Don't even. I already know.
- 935
- 00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:22,451
- Tighten that up.
- 936
- 00:36:22,453 --> 00:36:24,453
- Don't be taking all day back there, either,
- 937
- 00:36:24,455 --> 00:36:26,188
- making tamales and shit.
- 938
- 00:36:26,190 --> 00:36:28,123
- ♪ Ah, yeah... ♪
- 939
- 00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:30,592
- <i>New Orleans!</i>
- 940
- 00:36:30,594 --> 00:36:37,433
- Make some noise for New... Edition!
- 941
- 00:36:37,435 --> 00:36:38,467
- ♪ Ah, yeah ♪
- 942
- 00:36:38,469 --> 00:36:40,270
- ♪ I don't love her ♪
- 943
- 00:36:40,272 --> 00:36:43,473
- ♪ I tried to tell myself ♪
- 944
- 00:36:43,475 --> 00:36:47,145
- ♪ But you can see it in my eyes ♪
- 945
- 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:49,879
- ♪ So don't deny ♪
- 946
- 00:36:49,881 --> 00:36:51,480
- ♪ I can't fool no one else ♪
- 947
- 00:36:51,482 --> 00:36:52,982
- Oh, my God!
- 948
- 00:36:52,984 --> 00:36:55,051
- ♪ The truth is in the tears I cry ♪
- 949
- 00:36:55,053 --> 00:36:57,386
- Sing yourself, y'all.
- 950
- 00:36:57,388 --> 00:37:01,024
- ♪ 'Cause if it isn't love,
- why do I feel this way? ♪
- 951
- 00:37:01,026 --> 00:37:05,328
- ♪ Why does she stay on my mind? ♪
- 952
- 00:37:05,330 --> 00:37:06,862
- - Ooh.
- - That's right, y'all.
- 953
- 00:37:06,864 --> 00:37:08,531
- ♪ If it isn't love ♪
- 954
- 00:37:08,533 --> 00:37:10,366
- ♪ Why does it hurt so bad? ♪
- 955
- 00:37:10,368 --> 00:37:12,167
- Oh, oh.
- 956
- 00:37:12,169 --> 00:37:14,506
- - ♪ Make me feel so sad inside? ♪
- - Oh, my God.
- 957
- 00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:18,641
- - ♪ Ah, yeah ♪
- - ♪ If it isn't love ♪
- 958
- 00:37:18,643 --> 00:37:20,009
- ♪ Ah, ah-ah ♪
- 959
- 00:37:20,011 --> 00:37:21,544
- - ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- - I have four.
- 960
- 00:37:21,546 --> 00:37:25,214
- - ♪ Ah, yeah, ah, y-yeah... ♪
- - Come on. - Yeah!
- 961
- 00:37:25,216 --> 00:37:26,251
- Party in the VIP!
- 962
- 00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:29,853
- Hey!
- 963
- 00:37:29,855 --> 00:37:33,922
- That's for Ryan for getting
- us up in the hot VIP spot!
- 964
- 00:37:33,924 --> 00:37:35,357
- Oh, come on, y'all.
- 965
- 00:37:35,359 --> 00:37:38,161
- Wait, wait. Before we drink,
- we should get hydrated.
- 966
- 00:37:38,163 --> 00:37:39,895
- Where is the water? Excuse me, miss?
- 967
- 00:37:39,897 --> 00:37:42,265
- - Lisa? Lisa?!
- - Yes.
- 968
- 00:37:42,267 --> 00:37:45,368
- Okay, this weekend, we gonna
- need a little less Mom Lisa,
- 969
- 00:37:45,370 --> 00:37:47,404
- and a little more Freaknik Lisa.
- 970
- 00:37:47,406 --> 00:37:49,839
- - Mm.
- - Mm.
- 971
- 00:37:49,841 --> 00:37:51,841
- Like Howard Homecoming Lisa.
- 972
- 00:37:51,843 --> 00:37:53,442
- Ooh!
- 973
- 00:37:53,444 --> 00:37:56,279
- - Mm-hmm.
- - Ooh, Bayou Classic Lisa.
- 974
- 00:37:56,281 --> 00:37:59,047
- - Aah! - Ooh!
- - That Lisa.
- 975
- 00:37:59,049 --> 00:38:01,183
- Like NBA All-Star Weekend Lisa.
- 976
- 00:38:01,185 --> 00:38:03,386
- - Ooh.
- - That shut it down. Come on now.
- 977
- 00:38:03,388 --> 00:38:05,187
- You're a fierce sexual goddess.
- 978
- 00:38:05,189 --> 00:38:07,223
- I'm a bad bitch goddess.
- 979
- 00:38:07,225 --> 00:38:08,625
- Oh, yes!
- 980
- 00:38:08,627 --> 00:38:10,426
- Now go out there and slay.
- 981
- 00:38:10,428 --> 00:38:12,094
- - That's it.
- - Let's do this.
- 982
- 00:38:12,096 --> 00:38:13,696
- She ready.
- 983
- 00:38:13,698 --> 00:38:16,565
- So, hey, I don't mean to be intrusive,
- 984
- 00:38:16,567 --> 00:38:19,067
- but, um, how many sexual
- partners have you had?
- 985
- 00:38:20,471 --> 00:38:22,272
- Are you gay? Straight?
- 986
- 00:38:22,274 --> 00:38:23,973
- 'Cause with the pocket squares and...
- 987
- 00:38:23,975 --> 00:38:26,542
- I'm not feeling confident about this.
- 988
- 00:38:26,544 --> 00:38:27,944
- So you're not lactose intolerant?
- 989
- 00:38:27,946 --> 00:38:29,946
- You give me the smallest bit
- 990
- 00:38:29,948 --> 00:38:32,281
- of ice cream, and I'm
- taking off like a rocket.
- 991
- 00:38:32,283 --> 00:38:33,817
- It's just a...
- 992
- 00:38:33,819 --> 00:38:35,551
- Damn, she rusty.
- 993
- 00:38:35,553 --> 00:38:37,053
- I have both my kids, right?
- 994
- 00:38:37,055 --> 00:38:39,054
- And I kept their placenta.
- 995
- 00:38:39,056 --> 00:38:40,723
- And you know what I do every morning
- 996
- 00:38:40,725 --> 00:38:42,458
- when I make my morning shake?
- 997
- 00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:45,395
- I take a little bit of that
- placenta, plop it right inside.
- 998
- 00:38:45,397 --> 00:38:47,996
- - Ugh!
- - Grind it up, throw it back.
- 999
- 00:38:47,998 --> 00:38:51,500
- I'm telling you, I'm gonna
- live till I'm a hundred.
- 1000
- 00:38:51,502 --> 00:38:53,502
- - I can't watch it.
- - She gonna have to Uber.
- 1001
- 00:38:53,504 --> 00:38:55,404
- - I tried, but I can't.
- - She ain't riding with us.
- 1002
- 00:38:55,406 --> 00:38:58,408
- - Okay.
- - ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
- 1003
- 00:38:58,410 --> 00:39:00,143
- Everybody.
- 1004
- 00:39:00,145 --> 00:39:02,679
- ♪ It happened the moment ♪
- 1005
- 00:39:04,616 --> 00:39:08,350
- ♪ When you were revealed... ♪
- 1006
- 00:39:08,352 --> 00:39:10,118
- Oh, Lisa, Lisa.
- 1007
- 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:13,422
- - Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
- - Sasha Franklin.
- 1008
- 00:39:13,424 --> 00:39:15,658
- Of Sasha's Secrets.
- 1009
- 00:39:15,660 --> 00:39:21,431
- Miss Vanzant, it is such an honor to even
- 1010
- 00:39:21,433 --> 00:39:24,167
- - be in the same...
- - So, so, come,
- 1011
- 00:39:24,169 --> 00:39:27,837
- missy, and let me holler
- at you for a minute.
- 1012
- 00:39:27,839 --> 00:39:30,440
- Okay.
- 1013
- 00:39:30,442 --> 00:39:32,975
- Do you know who I am?
- 1014
- 00:39:32,977 --> 00:39:35,178
- Yeah. I just said...
- 1015
- 00:39:35,180 --> 00:39:37,714
- - I just said...
- - 'Cause either you don't know,
- 1016
- 00:39:37,716 --> 00:39:40,183
- or some strange affliction has altered
- 1017
- 00:39:40,185 --> 00:39:43,018
- the molecular structure of your brain.
- 1018
- 00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:45,855
- If you think that you can trash
- 1019
- 00:39:45,857 --> 00:39:47,723
- my name and reputation just to make...
- 1020
- 00:39:47,725 --> 00:39:49,192
- ...a name for yourself, missy,
- 1021
- 00:39:49,194 --> 00:39:51,560
- that is not gonna turn out well for you.
- 1022
- 00:39:51,562 --> 00:39:53,129
- N-No. Look, I'm just the messenger.
- 1023
- 00:39:53,131 --> 00:39:55,031
- I thought you looked great in that thong.
- 1024
- 00:39:55,033 --> 00:39:57,500
- Liar!
- 1025
- 00:39:57,502 --> 00:39:59,301
- Try me again,
- 1026
- 00:39:59,303 --> 00:40:02,672
- and I promise you
- 1027
- 00:40:02,674 --> 00:40:06,576
- that you and I are gonna have
- a Middle Passage experience,
- 1028
- 00:40:06,578 --> 00:40:10,045
- a fight for survival, and I will win.
- 1029
- 00:40:10,047 --> 00:40:13,850
- Have I made myself clear?
- 1030
- 00:40:13,852 --> 00:40:15,250
- Clear?!
- 1031
- 00:40:15,252 --> 00:40:17,487
- Clear.
- 1032
- 00:40:17,489 --> 00:40:19,688
- Oh. Okay, thank you, beloved.
- 1033
- 00:40:19,690 --> 00:40:23,225
- Blessings to you, and you
- enjoy the rest of your evening.
- 1034
- 00:40:24,895 --> 00:40:27,163
- Shoot. Yes, tell me it recorded.
- 1035
- 00:40:27,165 --> 00:40:29,232
- Please tell me I've got that on video.
- 1036
- 00:40:29,234 --> 00:40:31,167
- Come on, please.
- 1037
- 00:40:31,169 --> 00:40:33,036
- Damn it!
- 1038
- 00:40:33,038 --> 00:40:34,437
- Damn it, Sasha.
- 1039
- 00:40:34,439 --> 00:40:36,071
- That was your car and your mortgage.
- 1040
- 00:40:36,073 --> 00:40:40,042
- - Hey, uh, Sasha?
- - Yeah.
- 1041
- 00:40:40,044 --> 00:40:42,545
- Listen, do you, uh, mind
- not working right now?
- 1042
- 00:40:42,547 --> 00:40:46,348
- Well, what do you call what you're doing?
- 1043
- 00:40:46,350 --> 00:40:48,884
- No. I'm just saying
- that I don't want anyone
- 1044
- 00:40:48,886 --> 00:40:51,087
- to feel uncomfortable thinking
- that you're spying on them.
- 1045
- 00:40:51,089 --> 00:40:52,688
- - That's all.
- - Ryan, I don't spy on people.
- 1046
- 00:40:52,690 --> 00:40:54,290
- Okay. I'm sorry.
- 1047
- 00:40:54,292 --> 00:40:57,225
- I'm just saying that I'm
- their guest, you're my guest.
- 1048
- 00:40:57,227 --> 00:41:00,462
- Are you telling me to behave?
- 1049
- 00:41:00,464 --> 00:41:01,897
- Is that what you telling me right now?
- 1050
- 00:41:01,899 --> 00:41:03,299
- No. I'm just saying that
- 1051
- 00:41:03,301 --> 00:41:05,033
- it would be more
- appropriate and effective...
- 1052
- 00:41:05,035 --> 00:41:06,603
- - Um, Sasha? Sasha?
- - What is appropriate and effective?
- 1053
- 00:41:06,605 --> 00:41:08,203
- These words you're using on me feel real...
- 1054
- 00:41:08,205 --> 00:41:10,640
- I think you should come with
- me to the bathroom, please.
- 1055
- 00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:12,641
- Real quick. I got snaps and zippers and...
- 1056
- 00:41:12,643 --> 00:41:14,444
- - But she's...
- - ...all kinds of things that I need help with.
- 1057
- 00:41:14,446 --> 00:41:16,045
- Lisa, I know... Lisa,
- I know what you're doing.
- 1058
- 00:41:16,047 --> 00:41:17,413
- What part of England
- 1059
- 00:41:17,415 --> 00:41:19,114
- are you from... Compton, England?
- 1060
- 00:41:19,116 --> 00:41:21,551
- - Come on, Estelle. Darling, yes, look at us.
- - No. No.
- 1061
- 00:41:21,553 --> 00:41:23,886
- Two conquerors taking over the world.
- 1062
- 00:41:23,888 --> 00:41:26,489
- Don't be a bugger! Pip, pip, cheerio.
- 1063
- 00:41:26,491 --> 00:41:27,957
- - No.
- - I'll tag you.
- 1064
- 00:41:27,959 --> 00:41:29,324
- - Please don't.
- - I'll be tagging you in this.
- 1065
- 00:41:29,326 --> 00:41:30,926
- - Oh, please don't.
- - What are you doing?
- 1066
- 00:41:30,928 --> 00:41:32,395
- What? I'm taking fun
- pictures with celebrities.
- 1067
- 00:41:32,397 --> 00:41:34,096
- I'm talking to celebrities and everything.
- 1068
- 00:41:35,667 --> 00:41:37,799
- - Glad to see some things ain't changed.
- - Julian!
- 1069
- 00:41:37,801 --> 00:41:40,169
- - Oh, my God!
- - Look at you. You got muscles now.
- 1070
- 00:41:40,171 --> 00:41:42,105
- Ah. What up, D?
- 1071
- 00:41:42,107 --> 00:41:43,906
- What's up, boy?
- 1072
- 00:41:43,908 --> 00:41:46,109
- - Look at you.
- - Look, man, you got fine.
- 1073
- 00:41:46,111 --> 00:41:47,409
- Ryan.
- 1074
- 00:41:47,411 --> 00:41:48,645
- - It's good to see you.
- - Wow.
- 1075
- 00:41:48,647 --> 00:41:49,846
- I thought that was you.
- 1076
- 00:41:49,848 --> 00:41:52,315
- I cannot believe I'm looking at half
- 1077
- 00:41:52,317 --> 00:41:53,850
- of the Flossy Posse.
- 1078
- 00:41:53,852 --> 00:41:56,518
- - Mm-hmm.
- - And the other half is here, too.
- 1079
- 00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,254
- - No shit.
- - Yes.
- 1080
- 00:41:58,256 --> 00:42:01,123
- - The whole entire FP crew is in the building?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1081
- 00:42:01,125 --> 00:42:03,158
- Okay, it's official now.
- 1082
- 00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,661
- Wow, so you playing this weekend?
- 1083
- 00:42:04,663 --> 00:42:07,129
- Yeah, I'm actually sitting in with Ne-Yo
- 1084
- 00:42:07,131 --> 00:42:08,330
- at the House of Blues on Saturday.
- 1085
- 00:42:08,332 --> 00:42:09,699
- Ne-Yo? I
- love Ne-Yo.
- 1086
- 00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:12,034
- Well, y'all should come through. Swing by.
- 1087
- 00:42:12,036 --> 00:42:13,301
- I will put you on a list.
- 1088
- 00:42:13,303 --> 00:42:15,138
- - It's nothing.
- - Okay, we're there.
- 1089
- 00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:16,471
- - Good.
- - Yeah, we there.
- 1090
- 00:42:16,473 --> 00:42:17,507
- Mm.
- 1091
- 00:42:17,509 --> 00:42:19,344
- Okay.
- 1092
- 00:42:20,879 --> 00:42:23,279
- Uh, so what you drinking?
- 1093
- 00:42:23,281 --> 00:42:25,681
- Sash, I just brought you in here, okay,
- 1094
- 00:42:25,683 --> 00:42:28,518
- so that you can have a
- little compassion for Ryan
- 1095
- 00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,386
- and everything that she's going through.
- 1096
- 00:42:30,388 --> 00:42:33,355
- So, I'm asking you to please be nice.
- 1097
- 00:42:33,357 --> 00:42:34,723
- I'm trying.
- 1098
- 00:42:34,725 --> 00:42:36,158
- I mean, she is the one
- 1099
- 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,627
- giving me grief about doing my job.
- 1100
- 00:42:38,629 --> 00:42:40,629
- You know, we can't all
- just smile for the cameras
- 1101
- 00:42:40,631 --> 00:42:42,130
- and sit next to a football player
- 1102
- 00:42:42,132 --> 00:42:43,165
- and make money off of him.
- 1103
- 00:42:43,167 --> 00:42:45,134
- Ooh, now, Sasha,
- 1104
- 00:42:45,136 --> 00:42:46,736
- that's not fair and you know it.
- 1105
- 00:42:46,738 --> 00:42:49,071
- - You know you always do this.
- - I always do what?
- 1106
- 00:42:49,073 --> 00:42:52,375
- Ryan can do no wrong in your eyes.
- 1107
- 00:42:52,377 --> 00:42:54,176
- Even when she bailed on all of our plans
- 1108
- 00:42:54,178 --> 00:42:56,545
- to start the first black
- <i>Huffington Post.</i>
- 1109
- 00:42:56,547 --> 00:42:58,313
- That was five years ago.
- 1110
- 00:42:58,315 --> 00:42:59,649
- All right?
- 1111
- 00:42:59,651 --> 00:43:01,551
- Can you just let it go?
- 1112
- 00:43:01,553 --> 00:43:03,819
- Okay.
- 1113
- 00:43:03,821 --> 00:43:05,323
- Sash.
- 1114
- 00:43:07,424 --> 00:43:08,893
- Don't look at me with them eyes.
- 1115
- 00:43:11,196 --> 00:43:12,995
- Okay.
- 1116
- 00:43:12,997 --> 00:43:14,897
- All right.
- 1117
- 00:43:14,899 --> 00:43:16,833
- - Thank you. I love you.
- - Don't hug on me.
- 1118
- 00:43:16,835 --> 00:43:19,502
- Hug on some of that man meat out there.
- 1119
- 00:43:19,504 --> 00:43:22,605
- ♪ I never knew a luh,
- luh-luh, a love like this ♪
- 1120
- 00:43:22,607 --> 00:43:25,040
- ♪ Gotta be somethin'
- for me to write this ♪
- 1121
- 00:43:25,042 --> 00:43:27,210
- ♪ Queen, I ain't seen you in a minute ♪
- 1122
- 00:43:27,212 --> 00:43:29,946
- ♪ Wrote this letter and
- finally decide to send it ♪
- 1123
- 00:43:29,948 --> 00:43:31,413
- ♪ Signed, sealed, delivered
- for us to grow together... ♪
- 1124
- 00:43:31,415 --> 00:43:32,448
- Mom?
- 1125
- 00:43:32,450 --> 00:43:34,716
- Can you hear me?
- 1126
- 00:43:34,718 --> 00:43:36,953
- Dang it.
- 1127
- 00:43:36,955 --> 00:43:39,922
- Reception is just awful.
- 1128
- 00:43:39,924 --> 00:43:42,357
- Keep moving, come on.
- 1129
- 00:43:42,359 --> 00:43:43,926
- Come on.
- 1130
- 00:43:43,928 --> 00:43:45,361
- Hey.
- 1131
- 00:43:45,363 --> 00:43:48,130
- - Pretty lady from Bourbon Street.
- - Hey.
- 1132
- 00:43:48,132 --> 00:43:50,433
- - Yeah, how...
- - You know that doesn't work, right?
- 1133
- 00:43:50,435 --> 00:43:53,736
- Oh, well, I mean... you
- got to try, you know?
- 1134
- 00:43:53,738 --> 00:43:55,203
- Just in case you get lucky.
- 1135
- 00:43:55,205 --> 00:43:56,739
- I mean, not lucky.
- 1136
- 00:43:56,741 --> 00:43:59,074
- You want to stand on my shoulders and try?
- 1137
- 00:43:59,076 --> 00:44:00,643
- Sing us out.
- 1138
- 00:44:00,645 --> 00:44:03,078
- You know, for height.
- 1139
- 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,448
- So, um, how many baby mamas you got?
- 1140
- 00:44:05,450 --> 00:44:06,649
- Zero.
- 1141
- 00:44:06,651 --> 00:44:08,551
- You got a wifey?
- 1142
- 00:44:08,553 --> 00:44:09,986
- Nope.
- 1143
- 00:44:09,988 --> 00:44:11,286
- You got a husband?
- 1144
- 00:44:12,290 --> 00:44:13,723
- Don't even try to play.
- 1145
- 00:44:13,725 --> 00:44:15,324
- Don't play me, all right?
- 1146
- 00:44:15,326 --> 00:44:16,792
- Dina, Dina, come on, come on.
- 1147
- 00:44:16,794 --> 00:44:17,926
- Now, Julian is a musician.
- 1148
- 00:44:17,928 --> 00:44:19,562
- He play the bass.
- 1149
- 00:44:19,564 --> 00:44:21,429
- What he gonna do with one
- piece of pussy-coochie-twat?
- 1150
- 00:44:24,134 --> 00:44:26,768
- There's a lot you can do with just one.
- 1151
- 00:44:30,007 --> 00:44:31,274
- Talk to me. Yes.
- 1152
- 00:44:31,276 --> 00:44:33,009
- I got one you can do a lot with.
- 1153
- 00:44:33,011 --> 00:44:34,777
- Stop.
- 1154
- 00:44:34,779 --> 00:44:36,112
- Dangerous. She's dangerous.
- 1155
- 00:44:36,114 --> 00:44:37,245
- Close them...
- 1156
- 00:44:37,247 --> 00:44:40,082
- Man, you ain't joking.
- 1157
- 00:44:40,084 --> 00:44:41,417
- Look.
- 1158
- 00:44:41,419 --> 00:44:42,784
- Smash alert, two o'clock.
- 1159
- 00:44:42,786 --> 00:44:44,319
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- 1160
- 00:44:44,321 --> 00:44:45,587
- You got it? I got you.
- 1161
- 00:44:45,589 --> 00:44:46,955
- - Oh, my God.
- - Ooh.
- 1162
- 00:44:46,957 --> 00:44:48,324
- Is that Lisa?
- 1163
- 00:44:48,326 --> 00:44:49,958
- You got to keep twisting like this, right?
- 1164
- 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,993
- - Because that-that helps with the reception.
- - All right.
- 1165
- 00:44:51,995 --> 00:44:54,263
- But just a minute ago
- she was chasing him off.
- 1166
- 00:44:54,265 --> 00:44:56,299
- Now she got her whole
- taco in the dude's face.
- 1167
- 00:44:56,301 --> 00:44:59,301
- Ma, can you hear me yet?
- 1168
- 00:44:59,303 --> 00:45:01,971
- No, she still can't hear me, though.
- 1169
- 00:45:01,973 --> 00:45:03,172
- And it's raw taco.
- 1170
- 00:45:03,174 --> 00:45:04,973
- She ain't got no panties on.
- 1171
- 00:45:04,975 --> 00:45:06,375
- - Oh, it's a good thing we made her shave.
- - Hell no, man.
- 1172
- 00:45:06,377 --> 00:45:07,877
- Y'all still wild.
- 1173
- 00:45:07,879 --> 00:45:10,179
- - Yes, we are.
- - Yeah, Lisa.
- 1174
- 00:45:10,181 --> 00:45:12,047
- Oh, my God, that's Diddy, baby.
- 1175
- 00:45:12,049 --> 00:45:13,482
- Oh.
- 1176
- 00:45:13,484 --> 00:45:15,217
- How y'all feeling over here tonight?
- 1177
- 00:45:15,219 --> 00:45:17,719
- Y'all ready to have a good
- time in this motherfucker?
- 1178
- 00:45:17,721 --> 00:45:19,323
- Ladies, look what your man's got.
- 1179
- 00:45:21,359 --> 00:45:23,391
- Hell nah, I'm about to
- get pregnant tonight. Move.
- 1180
- 00:45:23,393 --> 00:45:24,527
- Party people...
- 1181
- 00:45:24,529 --> 00:45:26,062
- You have created a monster.
- 1182
- 00:45:26,064 --> 00:45:27,797
- It's a really good vibe. Come on.
- 1183
- 00:45:27,799 --> 00:45:29,699
- Oh!
- 1184
- 00:45:29,701 --> 00:45:31,667
- ♪ Yo, what you know about goin' out? ♪
- 1185
- 00:45:31,669 --> 00:45:32,801
- ♪ Head west, red Lex ♪
- 1186
- 00:45:32,803 --> 00:45:33,969
- ♪ TV's all up in the headrest ♪
- 1187
- 00:45:33,971 --> 00:45:35,538
- ♪ Try and live it up ♪
- 1188
- 00:45:35,540 --> 00:45:37,373
- - ♪ Ride true, a bigger truck ♪
- - ♪ What? ♪
- 1189
- 00:45:37,375 --> 00:45:39,475
- ♪ Piece all glittered up,
- stick-up kid, nigga, what? ♪
- 1190
- 00:45:39,477 --> 00:45:41,509
- ♪ To every state, come
- on, bury the hate ♪
- 1191
- 00:45:41,511 --> 00:45:43,913
- ♪ Millions the only thing
- we in a hurry to make ♪
- 1192
- 00:45:43,915 --> 00:45:45,348
- ♪ Whether friend or
- ex-friend in a Lex or a Benz ♪
- 1193
- 00:45:45,350 --> 00:45:47,350
- ♪ Let's begin, bring
- this BS to an end... ♪
- 1194
- 00:45:47,352 --> 00:45:48,917
- Sing the song. Come on, come on.
- 1195
- 00:45:48,919 --> 00:45:50,853
- ♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad boy... ♪
- 1196
- 00:45:50,855 --> 00:45:52,087
- Chorus, sing the song.
- 1197
- 00:45:52,089 --> 00:45:53,723
- ♪ You make me feel so good ♪
- 1198
- 00:45:53,725 --> 00:45:55,257
- ♪ You know you make me feel so good ♪
- 1199
- 00:45:55,259 --> 00:45:57,525
- - ♪ You know you make me feel so good. ♪
- - Come on.
- 1200
- 00:45:57,527 --> 00:46:01,096
- Hey, hey, sing the song with me, y'all!
- 1201
- 00:46:01,098 --> 00:46:02,899
- ♪ I never knew ♪
- 1202
- 00:46:02,901 --> 00:46:06,768
- ♪ There was a love like this before ♪
- 1203
- 00:46:06,770 --> 00:46:09,906
- ♪ A love like this before ♪
- 1204
- 00:46:09,908 --> 00:46:12,107
- - ♪ Love, love ♪
- - ♪ Never had someone ♪
- 1205
- 00:46:12,109 --> 00:46:14,009
- - ♪ To show me a love ♪
- - No.
- 1206
- 00:46:14,011 --> 00:46:16,511
- Dina, put your shirt on!
- 1207
- 00:46:16,513 --> 00:46:19,415
- ♪ A love like this before ♪
- 1208
- 00:46:19,417 --> 00:46:24,353
- ♪ Now that we have come to be... ♪
- 1209
- 00:46:24,355 --> 00:46:26,355
- Ooh!
- 1210
- 00:46:26,357 --> 00:46:29,792
- Girl, your booty's showing. Wait, hold on.
- 1211
- 00:46:29,794 --> 00:46:32,094
- ♪ Never thought you'd
- be a special part of me ♪
- 1212
- 00:46:32,096 --> 00:46:34,696
- Get up there.
- 1213
- 00:46:34,698 --> 00:46:36,531
- ♪ My baby ♪
- 1214
- 00:46:36,533 --> 00:46:39,067
- Hell yeah, Dina!
- 1215
- 00:46:39,069 --> 00:46:41,404
- You go and get that ass!
- 1216
- 00:46:41,406 --> 00:46:42,605
- - That shit works!
- - Yes, do it!
- 1217
- 00:46:42,607 --> 00:46:45,141
- ♪ I can go on ♪
- 1218
- 00:46:45,143 --> 00:46:46,408
- I see you, baby.
- 1219
- 00:46:46,410 --> 00:46:49,145
- Make some noise.
- 1220
- 00:46:49,147 --> 00:46:53,248
- ♪ I can't even take my
- mind off loving you ♪
- 1221
- 00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:56,085
- ♪ I never knew there was... ♪
- 1222
- 00:46:56,087 --> 00:46:58,087
- Oh, my God!
- 1223
- 00:46:58,089 --> 00:46:59,721
- ♪ A love like this before. ♪
- 1224
- 00:46:59,723 --> 00:47:00,922
- <i>I love y'all.</i>
- 1225
- 00:47:00,924 --> 00:47:02,290
- <i>Thank you, New Orleans.</i>
- 1226
- 00:47:02,292 --> 00:47:05,127
- Turn up, turn up, turn up.
- 1227
- 00:47:05,129 --> 00:47:07,295
- - Oh.
- - What we doing after this, y'all?
- 1228
- 00:47:07,297 --> 00:47:09,598
- My frat's having a party
- at Xavier, up the road.
- 1229
- 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,634
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up
- here. How-how old are you?
- 1230
- 00:47:12,636 --> 00:47:14,437
- - 21.
- - We are not going to any college frat party.
- 1231
- 00:47:14,439 --> 00:47:15,737
- - 21?!
- - What?
- 1232
- 00:47:15,739 --> 00:47:17,172
- - Uh-uh.
- - Oh, wait.
- 1233
- 00:47:17,174 --> 00:47:18,908
- Maybe I should wait here
- for Diddy to come out
- 1234
- 00:47:18,910 --> 00:47:21,444
- 'cause you know once a man lays his eyes
- 1235
- 00:47:21,446 --> 00:47:24,946
- on these Biggie Smalls up on my
- chest, it burns in their brain.
- 1236
- 00:47:24,948 --> 00:47:26,348
- It burns right in their brain.
- 1237
- 00:47:26,350 --> 00:47:27,650
- - Come on, for real.
- - It burned in mine.
- 1238
- 00:47:27,652 --> 00:47:29,284
- What y'all getting into? I
- know y'all doing something.
- 1239
- 00:47:29,286 --> 00:47:31,152
- Uh, wait, wait. Come on, y'all.
- 1240
- 00:47:31,154 --> 00:47:33,755
- I still have to work tomorrow.
- I really should get to bed.
- 1241
- 00:47:33,757 --> 00:47:35,757
- - Oh, it ain't even midnight yet.
- - Come on. - Boo.
- 1242
- 00:47:35,759 --> 00:47:37,460
- Come on, guys, listen.
- 1243
- 00:47:37,462 --> 00:47:40,328
- I just watched my best
- friend grind on Diddy.
- 1244
- 00:47:40,330 --> 00:47:42,163
- What could possibly top that?
- 1245
- 00:47:43,468 --> 00:47:46,502
- Let's do this shit, bitches!
- 1246
- 00:47:46,504 --> 00:47:48,471
- Flossy Posse is in effect!
- 1247
- 00:47:48,473 --> 00:47:49,672
- Yeah!
- 1248
- 00:47:49,674 --> 00:47:51,306
- Here I go!
- 1249
- 00:47:51,308 --> 00:47:53,277
- Oh, shit!
- 1250
- 00:47:58,448 --> 00:48:00,882
- - Yeah!
- - Yeah!
- 1251
- 00:48:00,884 --> 00:48:02,951
- That was amazing!
- 1252
- 00:48:02,953 --> 00:48:04,819
- Guess she caught her second wind.
- 1253
- 00:48:04,821 --> 00:48:06,288
- Sasha!
- 1254
- 00:48:06,290 --> 00:48:09,458
- Come on! You have to try it! It's amazing!
- 1255
- 00:48:09,460 --> 00:48:11,493
- Fuck it.
- 1256
- 00:48:11,495 --> 00:48:13,495
- I'm white-boy wasted anyway.
- 1257
- 00:48:13,497 --> 00:48:15,063
- Come on!
- 1258
- 00:48:15,065 --> 00:48:18,333
- Oh, shit! Oh, my God!
- 1259
- 00:48:18,335 --> 00:48:19,502
- Oh, shit!
- 1260
- 00:48:19,504 --> 00:48:20,636
- Oh, my God!
- 1261
- 00:48:20,638 --> 00:48:22,337
- Oh, shit! Catch me.
- 1262
- 00:48:22,339 --> 00:48:25,574
- Oh! Oh, oh, oh, don't let me go.
- 1263
- 00:48:25,576 --> 00:48:27,143
- - Don't let me go.
- - Oh!
- 1264
- 00:48:27,145 --> 00:48:29,511
- - Don't let me go!
- - You did it!
- 1265
- 00:48:29,513 --> 00:48:30,846
- Sasha!
- 1266
- 00:48:30,848 --> 00:48:32,982
- That was crazy.
- 1267
- 00:48:32,984 --> 00:48:34,917
- - Come on, Lis. Come on, Lis.
- - Come on, it's time. Let's go.
- 1268
- 00:48:34,919 --> 00:48:36,317
- No, no, no, no, no.
- This is not a good idea.
- 1269
- 00:48:36,319 --> 00:48:37,652
- I have to pee.
- 1270
- 00:48:37,654 --> 00:48:39,087
- Look, the line is shorter over there.
- 1271
- 00:48:39,089 --> 00:48:40,890
- There's a long line in the bathroom here.
- 1272
- 00:48:40,892 --> 00:48:42,058
- Just go for it.
- 1273
- 00:48:42,060 --> 00:48:43,359
- - You can do it!
- - It's fun!
- 1274
- 00:48:43,361 --> 00:48:45,094
- All right. All right, all right.
- 1275
- 00:48:45,096 --> 00:48:46,594
- All right.
- 1276
- 00:48:46,596 --> 00:48:48,531
- Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!
- 1277
- 00:48:48,533 --> 00:48:49,765
- Peter Pan that shit!
- 1278
- 00:48:49,767 --> 00:48:51,833
- Lisa! Lisa!
- 1279
- 00:48:54,404 --> 00:48:55,870
- Lisa! Lisa!
- 1280
- 00:48:59,544 --> 00:49:01,544
- Oh, shit.
- 1281
- 00:49:01,546 --> 00:49:03,612
- What?
- 1282
- 00:49:03,614 --> 00:49:04,746
- - What?
- - What happened?
- 1283
- 00:49:04,748 --> 00:49:06,348
- Why did I stop?!
- 1284
- 00:49:06,350 --> 00:49:08,116
- What? Why isn't it moving?
- 1285
- 00:49:08,118 --> 00:49:10,018
- - Wait, what's going on?
- - Why did it stop?
- 1286
- 00:49:10,020 --> 00:49:11,053
- Hello!
- 1287
- 00:49:11,055 --> 00:49:12,420
- What's wrong?
- 1288
- 00:49:14,424 --> 00:49:15,958
- - Don't worry about it.
- - They gon', they gon' fix it.
- 1289
- 00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:17,292
- - Just-just hold tight. Hold on, Lisa.
- - Yeah, I see it.
- 1290
- 00:49:17,294 --> 00:49:19,527
- This is not the time, I'm telling you!
- 1291
- 00:49:19,529 --> 00:49:21,029
- You got it!
- 1292
- 00:49:21,031 --> 00:49:22,531
- Squeeze that!
- 1293
- 00:49:22,533 --> 00:49:24,199
- - Oh, God.
- - It hit a snag.
- 1294
- 00:49:24,201 --> 00:49:25,567
- - It's right there. Got it?
- - Baby Jesus. Oh, Je-Jesus.
- 1295
- 00:49:25,569 --> 00:49:27,603
- Please, don't make me pee on anybody.
- 1296
- 00:49:27,605 --> 00:49:30,573
- Stop taking that picture
- of her fucking vagina!
- 1297
- 00:49:30,575 --> 00:49:33,141
- Please don't do it!
- 1298
- 00:49:34,645 --> 00:49:35,947
- Oh!
- 1299
- 00:49:40,585 --> 00:49:43,284
- - Damn.
- - How much did she drink?
- 1300
- 00:49:43,286 --> 00:49:46,754
- Why have you forsaken me, Baby Jesus?
- 1301
- 00:49:46,756 --> 00:49:49,792
- Your BFF is on her way.
- 1302
- 00:49:49,794 --> 00:49:51,594
- So sorry. I really tried to hold it.
- 1303
- 00:49:55,832 --> 00:49:57,266
- Don't worry, girl. I got you.
- 1304
- 00:49:59,603 --> 00:50:00,636
- Yeah!
- 1305
- 00:50:00,638 --> 00:50:02,937
- I didn't know you was into golden showers.
- 1306
- 00:50:02,939 --> 00:50:04,440
- Girl, that's my jam.
- 1307
- 00:50:04,442 --> 00:50:05,641
- Watch this.
- 1308
- 00:50:07,812 --> 00:50:09,848
- What the fuck?
- 1309
- 00:50:12,315 --> 00:50:13,582
- - Oh, come on!
- - Oh!
- 1310
- 00:50:14,986 --> 00:50:16,688
- Oh, man.
- 1311
- 00:50:18,422 --> 00:50:20,489
- What are you doing?
- 1312
- 00:50:20,491 --> 00:50:23,458
- Y'all didn't even have
- to take me to Red Lobster.
- 1313
- 00:50:30,535 --> 00:50:35,170
- Hey, when I said let loose,
- I didn't mean it literally.
- 1314
- 00:50:35,172 --> 00:50:36,839
- Ry, what?
- 1315
- 00:50:36,841 --> 00:50:38,306
- - Did you see that?!
- - Yeah.
- 1316
- 00:50:38,308 --> 00:50:40,141
- Everybody saw it.
- 1317
- 00:50:40,143 --> 00:50:42,944
- - Damn!
- - Oh, I am so happy we ran into you.
- 1318
- 00:50:42,946 --> 00:50:46,281
- I swear, I've not had
- this much fun in so long.
- 1319
- 00:50:46,283 --> 00:50:48,683
- You never had a problem with that before.
- 1320
- 00:50:48,685 --> 00:50:50,118
- I miss that girl.
- 1321
- 00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,654
- You definitely brought her back tonight.
- 1322
- 00:50:53,491 --> 00:50:56,357
- Well, maybe she needs you
- around a little more often.
- 1323
- 00:51:02,299 --> 00:51:04,065
- Uh...
- 1324
- 00:51:04,067 --> 00:51:06,868
- maybe I should get you home.
- 1325
- 00:51:06,870 --> 00:51:09,538
- Didn't you say you have
- an appearance or something?
- 1326
- 00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:11,574
- Tomorrow?
- 1327
- 00:51:11,576 --> 00:51:14,076
- With your husband?
- 1328
- 00:51:14,078 --> 00:51:15,810
- Yeah, that nigga.
- 1329
- 00:51:15,812 --> 00:51:18,413
- What?
- 1330
- 00:51:18,415 --> 00:51:21,250
- What? No.
- 1331
- 00:51:21,252 --> 00:51:23,051
- - You just...
- - Yeah, no, no, right.
- 1332
- 00:51:23,053 --> 00:51:25,687
- I should, um...
- 1333
- 00:51:25,689 --> 00:51:27,089
- I should probably go.
- 1334
- 00:51:27,091 --> 00:51:29,757
- Yeah. Uh, but where y'all staying?
- 1335
- 00:51:29,759 --> 00:51:31,527
- I'll take you to your hotel.
- 1336
- 00:51:31,529 --> 00:51:32,995
- Where you... at the W?
- 1337
- 00:51:32,997 --> 00:51:35,263
- - Uh...
- - The Roosevelt?
- 1338
- 00:51:35,265 --> 00:51:36,765
- I got you.
- 1339
- 00:51:36,767 --> 00:51:38,766
- Come on.
- 1340
- 00:51:38,768 --> 00:51:41,569
- All right. It's all yours.
- 1341
- 00:51:41,571 --> 00:51:43,339
- Are you sure?
- 1342
- 00:51:43,341 --> 00:51:45,708
- There's no way in hell I'll let y'all
- 1343
- 00:51:45,710 --> 00:51:47,076
- stay in that filthy dump.
- 1344
- 00:51:47,078 --> 00:51:49,210
- I'm-a crash with the guys in the band.
- 1345
- 00:51:49,212 --> 00:51:50,946
- Y'all get some sleep.
- 1346
- 00:51:50,948 --> 00:51:53,716
- Thank you, Julian, for everything tonight.
- 1347
- 00:51:53,718 --> 00:51:55,116
- For everything.
- 1348
- 00:51:55,118 --> 00:51:56,421
- No sweat.
- 1349
- 00:51:59,357 --> 00:52:01,290
- You sure everything is good with you?
- 1350
- 00:52:01,292 --> 00:52:03,460
- Yes. Absolutely.
- 1351
- 00:52:05,730 --> 00:52:07,895
- All right, then.
- 1352
- 00:52:07,897 --> 00:52:10,031
- - Okay.
- - Night.
- 1353
- 00:52:21,312 --> 00:52:23,045
- Can I just touch it?
- 1354
- 00:52:23,047 --> 00:52:25,047
- You can touch it.
- 1355
- 00:52:25,049 --> 00:52:26,484
- Ah...
- 1356
- 00:52:28,585 --> 00:52:30,419
- Oh.
- 1357
- 00:52:30,421 --> 00:52:32,221
- You're shy.
- 1358
- 00:52:32,223 --> 00:52:35,391
- You should move your arm.
- 1359
- 00:52:37,093 --> 00:52:39,597
- That's not my arm.
- 1360
- 00:52:43,567 --> 00:52:45,500
- Uh...
- 1361
- 00:52:47,171 --> 00:52:50,172
- I just... I couldn't do it.
- 1362
- 00:52:50,174 --> 00:52:52,808
- It was unbelievable. I'm telling you guys,
- 1363
- 00:52:52,810 --> 00:52:54,310
- you had to see this thing.
- 1364
- 00:52:54,312 --> 00:52:56,277
- Well, why didn't you
- bring it out and show us?
- 1365
- 00:52:56,279 --> 00:52:59,248
- Were you gonna help me carry it out here?
- 1366
- 00:52:59,250 --> 00:53:01,250
- I'd have slung it over my shoulder.
- 1367
- 00:53:01,252 --> 00:53:03,351
- I... listen,
- 1368
- 00:53:03,353 --> 00:53:05,687
- - I ain't never seen nothing like that.
- - Wait. The good Lord
- 1369
- 00:53:05,689 --> 00:53:08,257
- gives you all that meat,
- and you just hand it back?
- 1370
- 00:53:09,426 --> 00:53:11,159
- Is that because you a vegan?
- 1371
- 00:53:11,161 --> 00:53:13,094
- No, Dina.
- 1372
- 00:53:13,096 --> 00:53:15,464
- It's because I want to
- keep my uterus intact.
- 1373
- 00:53:15,466 --> 00:53:18,167
- Girl, I'm gonna give
- you a lecture tomorrow.
- 1374
- 00:53:18,169 --> 00:53:19,634
- But tonight I'm too tired.
- 1375
- 00:53:19,636 --> 00:53:23,172
- I think my liver is broken.
- 1376
- 00:53:23,174 --> 00:53:25,274
- Uh-uh. Y'all not going to sleep.
- 1377
- 00:53:25,276 --> 00:53:27,775
- Come on. Come on, bring it.
- 1378
- 00:53:27,777 --> 00:53:29,178
- Come on!
- 1379
- 00:53:29,180 --> 00:53:30,545
- Get up!
- 1380
- 00:53:30,547 --> 00:53:32,614
- - Mm-mm.
- - Oh, God.
- 1381
- 00:53:35,652 --> 00:53:37,288
- Mm-hmm,
- mm-hmm.
- 1382
- 00:53:40,658 --> 00:53:42,324
- What?
- 1383
- 00:53:42,326 --> 00:53:44,393
- I'm not going to hell.
- 1384
- 00:53:44,395 --> 00:53:46,527
- Jesus loves me, too.
- 1385
- 00:53:46,529 --> 00:53:48,866
- Better recognize your blessings.
- 1386
- 00:53:50,533 --> 00:53:53,067
- - She got a point.
- - Yeah.
- 1387
- 00:53:53,069 --> 00:53:54,737
- Okay.
- 1388
- 00:53:54,739 --> 00:53:57,205
- Here we go.
- 1389
- 00:53:57,207 --> 00:54:00,241
- Heavenly Father, we want to
- thank you for this day of life,
- 1390
- 00:54:00,243 --> 00:54:03,145
- and thank you for bringing
- the Flossy Posse back together.
- 1391
- 00:54:03,147 --> 00:54:05,413
- It's like you always listen to my prayers,
- 1392
- 00:54:05,415 --> 00:54:07,415
- 'cause I missed my girls so much.
- 1393
- 00:54:07,417 --> 00:54:09,484
- - Aw...
- - And I can't wait
- 1394
- 00:54:09,486 --> 00:54:12,187
- for us to have all the
- most fun in the world!
- 1395
- 00:54:12,189 --> 00:54:15,357
- Oh, I can just feel my heart
- filling up with joy now,
- 1396
- 00:54:15,359 --> 00:54:17,493
- <i>just thinking about all the
- good things we're gonna do...</i>
- 1397
- 00:54:32,710 --> 00:54:34,612
- Thank you.
- 1398
- 00:54:36,846 --> 00:54:39,580
- Hey, are-are you even up for this?
- 1399
- 00:54:39,582 --> 00:54:41,616
- Don't worry, I have been
- pretending to be okay
- 1400
- 00:54:41,618 --> 00:54:44,252
- for two years... I can do
- it for a few more minutes.
- 1401
- 00:54:44,254 --> 00:54:45,888
- Honey, honey... whoa!
- 1402
- 00:54:45,890 --> 00:54:48,056
- Somebody got turnt.
- 1403
- 00:54:48,058 --> 00:54:49,958
- It's okay. It's okay.
- 1404
- 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,094
- Uh, yeah, yeah, so we'll, uh...
- 1405
- 00:54:52,096 --> 00:54:55,029
- - Gonna get you some coffee, okay, sweetie?
- - Okay.
- 1406
- 00:54:55,031 --> 00:54:57,031
- - Some water?
- - Yeah, water, too.
- 1407
- 00:54:57,033 --> 00:54:58,699
- - Yeah.
- - <i>Listen,</i>
- 1408
- 00:54:58,701 --> 00:55:00,868
- I've been out the game for a minute,
- 1409
- 00:55:00,870 --> 00:55:03,806
- and I don't know what these
- young girls are doing out here
- 1410
- 00:55:03,808 --> 00:55:05,406
- to handle all that,
- 1411
- 00:55:05,408 --> 00:55:08,377
- - but I'm not on that train.
- - Come on, now, Lisa,
- 1412
- 00:55:08,379 --> 00:55:10,978
- I ain't never known you to
- back down from a challenge.
- 1413
- 00:55:10,980 --> 00:55:12,448
- I know.
- 1414
- 00:55:12,450 --> 00:55:13,815
- Just grapefruit him.
- 1415
- 00:55:13,817 --> 00:55:14,982
- What?
- 1416
- 00:55:14,984 --> 00:55:17,254
- Y'all ain't never grapefruited before?
- 1417
- 00:55:18,388 --> 00:55:20,321
- No.
- 1418
- 00:55:20,323 --> 00:55:22,123
- But I'm listening.
- 1419
- 00:55:22,125 --> 00:55:23,891
- What you want to do is,
- 1420
- 00:55:23,893 --> 00:55:25,828
- - you get a grapefruit, right?
- - Okay.
- 1421
- 00:55:25,830 --> 00:55:29,598
- - And you cut both ends off, as so.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1422
- 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,433
- Then you cut...
- 1423
- 00:55:31,435 --> 00:55:33,768
- a hole in the middle, like this.
- 1424
- 00:55:33,770 --> 00:55:35,571
- Like a nice little tunnel.
- 1425
- 00:55:35,573 --> 00:55:39,007
- And then you place that on his penis,
- 1426
- 00:55:39,009 --> 00:55:40,442
- like this.
- 1427
- 00:55:40,444 --> 00:55:42,478
- - Oh.
- - Okay?
- 1428
- 00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:43,911
- - Like that? Right?
- - Oh.
- 1429
- 00:55:43,913 --> 00:55:47,683
- Now, you want to squeeze
- and twist and suck,
- 1430
- 00:55:47,685 --> 00:55:50,085
- so then it feels like he's
- getting fucked and sucked
- 1431
- 00:55:50,087 --> 00:55:51,456
- all at the same time.
- 1432
- 00:55:53,122 --> 00:55:55,257
- It's like this.
- 1433
- 00:56:02,366 --> 00:56:04,533
- You want to... choke just a little bit,
- 1434
- 00:56:04,535 --> 00:56:06,601
- 'cause that make him feel like a man,
- 1435
- 00:56:06,603 --> 00:56:09,136
- like he killing your shit, just...
- 1436
- 00:56:10,940 --> 00:56:13,141
- Dude, this is tickling my throat.
- 1437
- 00:56:13,143 --> 00:56:15,377
- I got it. Oh.
- 1438
- 00:56:18,281 --> 00:56:19,882
- Mmm.
- 1439
- 00:56:19,884 --> 00:56:22,317
- Now, you never, ever want to do this
- 1440
- 00:56:22,319 --> 00:56:23,719
- with a pineapple.
- 1441
- 00:56:23,721 --> 00:56:25,386
- I almost died.
- 1442
- 00:56:27,892 --> 00:56:29,294
- ♪ Oh, here it go... ♪
- 1443
- 00:56:34,631 --> 00:56:36,498
- Sasha, tell me the truth,
- 1444
- 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:38,567
- do you think this color's too much?
- 1445
- 00:56:38,569 --> 00:56:40,301
- It's barely enough.
- 1446
- 00:56:40,303 --> 00:56:41,636
- It's beautiful.
- 1447
- 00:56:41,638 --> 00:56:43,471
- ...Ryan and Stewart Pierce.
- 1448
- 00:56:43,473 --> 00:56:45,674
- - What's your name?
- - Give it up for Ne-Yo!
- 1449
- 00:56:45,676 --> 00:56:47,141
- It's always a-a beautiful
- and energetic crowd
- 1450
- 00:56:47,143 --> 00:56:48,576
- when you come to the Essence Festival...
- 1451
- 00:56:48,578 --> 00:56:50,178
- Miss Terry McMillan.
- 1452
- 00:56:50,180 --> 00:56:51,812
- Beautiful black people...
- I mean, people, period...
- 1453
- 00:56:51,814 --> 00:56:53,382
- but beautiful black people,
- you know what I mean?
- 1454
- 00:56:53,384 --> 00:56:55,183
- That's what you come
- for... you come to celebrate
- 1455
- 00:56:55,185 --> 00:56:56,350
- your blackness.
- 1456
- 00:56:56,352 --> 00:56:57,585
- Morris Chestnut!
- 1457
- 00:57:01,558 --> 00:57:05,159
- Yes! Whoo! Yes!
- 1458
- 00:57:07,163 --> 00:57:08,696
- ♪ On your knees... ♪
- 1459
- 00:57:08,698 --> 00:57:10,899
- Ava DuVernay!
- 1460
- 00:57:10,901 --> 00:57:12,533
- What is "black girl magic"?
- 1461
- 00:57:12,535 --> 00:57:14,236
- It feels like a reminder, it
- feels like a rallying call,
- 1462
- 00:57:14,238 --> 00:57:15,703
- it feels like a...
- 1463
- 00:57:15,705 --> 00:57:17,105
- - a term of endearment.
- - My man, D-Nice!
- 1464
- 00:57:17,107 --> 00:57:18,674
- Make sure to keep stirring,
- 1465
- 00:57:18,676 --> 00:57:20,676
- so this crawfish doesn't overcook.
- 1466
- 00:57:20,678 --> 00:57:23,779
- Oh, yeah, 'cause we
- cannot have that, y'all.
- 1467
- 00:57:31,288 --> 00:57:33,087
- - Hi!
- - Hi!
- 1468
- 00:57:33,089 --> 00:57:34,855
- I love you! I...
- 1469
- 00:57:34,857 --> 00:57:37,692
- - I'm so sorry. Dina!
- - You're kissing the air, girl.
- 1470
- 00:57:37,694 --> 00:57:40,429
- You know, I guess that
- chapter in your book is right.
- 1471
- 00:57:40,431 --> 00:57:43,198
- "The couple who cooks
- together stays together."
- 1472
- 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:47,034
- - Yeah! - Yeah!
- - So cute. They're so cute.
- 1473
- 00:57:47,036 --> 00:57:50,375
- - Couldn't have said it better myself.
- - That's true.
- 1474
- 00:57:51,475 --> 00:57:53,641
- She on some Academy Award shit
- 1475
- 00:57:53,643 --> 00:57:55,743
- - with this performance.
- - Oh, Sasha,
- 1476
- 00:57:55,745 --> 00:57:58,614
- you know, marriage is tricky...
- she-she still loves Stewart.
- 1477
- 00:57:58,616 --> 00:58:01,449
- They're just going through a rough patch.
- 1478
- 00:58:01,451 --> 00:58:03,551
- And you can see, there are
- a lot of different peppers
- 1479
- 00:58:03,553 --> 00:58:04,920
- - and colors...
- - Oh, no, this bitch didn't.
- 1480
- 00:58:04,922 --> 00:58:06,754
- - What?
- - Aw, this heifer.
- 1481
- 00:58:06,756 --> 00:58:08,422
- Oh, what... Dina, don't.
- 1482
- 00:58:08,424 --> 00:58:10,158
- - I'm just gonna whup her ass.
- - Don't, don't, don't.
- 1483
- 00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:11,926
- Why don't we invite
- someone from our audience
- 1484
- 00:58:11,928 --> 00:58:13,562
- to come up and have a taste.
- 1485
- 00:58:13,564 --> 00:58:17,132
- - Ooh. I'll do it. - Yeah! Me!
- - Oh. You in the red.
- 1486
- 00:58:17,134 --> 00:58:19,567
- - I saw you first.
- - Mm, mm, mm.
- 1487
- 00:58:19,569 --> 00:58:21,837
- - Aw, hell, no. - Let's go.
- - Oh! No. Wait, wait, wait.
- 1488
- 00:58:21,839 --> 00:58:25,007
- Right here.
- 1489
- 00:58:25,009 --> 00:58:27,509
- - Oh, wow.
- - This bitch thinks she can just come up
- 1490
- 00:58:27,511 --> 00:58:29,777
- in here and do what
- the fuck she want to do.
- 1491
- 00:58:29,779 --> 00:58:33,582
- All right, looks like we
- have a few eager volunteers.
- 1492
- 00:58:33,584 --> 00:58:35,252
- - Uh-huh.
- - Come on up, girls.
- 1493
- 00:58:37,488 --> 00:58:38,687
- The more the merrier.
- 1494
- 00:58:38,689 --> 00:58:40,955
- - Are y...
- - I got it, Ry.
- 1495
- 00:58:40,957 --> 00:58:44,458
- Mmm, this looks so delicious.
- 1496
- 00:58:44,460 --> 00:58:47,161
- But I could use some extra sausage.
- 1497
- 00:58:49,533 --> 00:58:51,833
- Oh, really? You want to
- be careful with that...
- 1498
- 00:58:51,835 --> 00:58:54,603
- you don't want to choke
- on too much sausage.
- 1499
- 00:58:54,605 --> 00:58:55,703
- I'm good.
- 1500
- 00:58:55,705 --> 00:58:57,605
- I don't have a gag reflex.
- 1501
- 00:58:57,607 --> 00:59:00,676
- Ooh! This bitch want to get hurt.
- 1502
- 00:59:00,678 --> 00:59:03,779
- Are they still talking about jambalaya?
- 1503
- 00:59:03,781 --> 00:59:05,781
- Um, uh, yeah.
- 1504
- 00:59:05,783 --> 00:59:08,116
- It's colloquial. Um, "Put your foot in it."
- 1505
- 00:59:08,118 --> 00:59:10,185
- "So good it makes you
- want to slap your mama."
- 1506
- 00:59:10,187 --> 00:59:11,853
- "Bitch gonna get hurt."
- 1507
- 00:59:11,855 --> 00:59:13,554
- Got it.
- 1508
- 00:59:16,727 --> 00:59:21,129
- You know what, since we've
- got a true sausage connoisseur,
- 1509
- 00:59:21,131 --> 00:59:23,531
- why don't we show her, and you guys,
- 1510
- 00:59:23,533 --> 00:59:25,734
- everything you can do with a sausage.
- 1511
- 00:59:27,171 --> 00:59:28,837
- Ah.
- 1512
- 00:59:28,839 --> 00:59:30,971
- - Well, what do we have here?
- - Cleaver.
- 1513
- 00:59:30,973 --> 00:59:33,074
- Ah. So, let's take this cleaver...
- 1514
- 00:59:33,076 --> 00:59:35,576
- It's a big cleaver, baby...
- you should be careful with that.
- 1515
- 00:59:35,578 --> 00:59:37,045
- Well, you know what, baby?
- 1516
- 00:59:37,047 --> 00:59:39,647
- - I'm always careful.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1517
- 00:59:39,649 --> 00:59:41,348
- Show him who's boss, girl!
- 1518
- 00:59:43,152 --> 00:59:45,721
- Ooh! Ooh!
- 1519
- 00:59:45,723 --> 00:59:47,855
- You don't want any part of this sausage...
- 1520
- 00:59:47,857 --> 00:59:49,924
- not being cut!
- 1521
- 00:59:49,926 --> 00:59:51,928
- Isn't that right, Stew?
- 1522
- 00:59:53,397 --> 00:59:54,995
- Well, what is this?
- 1523
- 00:59:54,997 --> 00:59:56,397
- There's nothing better
- 1524
- 00:59:56,399 --> 01:00:00,167
- than a tender sausage
- who knows who's in charge!
- 1525
- 01:00:00,169 --> 01:00:02,571
- - Right, baby?
- - She's the boss.
- 1526
- 01:00:02,573 --> 01:00:05,005
- - Yes, girl! Whoo!
- - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- 1527
- 01:00:05,007 --> 01:00:06,741
- Ooh, girl!
- 1528
- 01:00:06,743 --> 01:00:08,210
- - Mash that meat.
- - Girl, put your back into it!
- 1529
- 01:00:08,212 --> 01:00:09,611
- Beat it!
- 1530
- 01:00:09,613 --> 01:00:13,547
- If your arms ain't tired,
- you ain't been cookin'.
- 1531
- 01:00:13,549 --> 01:00:15,216
- Who knew?
- 1532
- 01:00:15,218 --> 01:00:18,185
- Kitchen shears... this is
- an underutilized utensil
- 1533
- 01:00:18,187 --> 01:00:20,121
- - in the kitchen.
- - Well, I am gonna take
- 1534
- 01:00:20,123 --> 01:00:21,890
- this underutilized tool,
- 1535
- 01:00:21,892 --> 01:00:24,391
- and I'm gonna put it on
- this over-utilized sausage.
- 1536
- 01:00:26,462 --> 01:00:27,962
- Ooh!
- 1537
- 01:00:27,964 --> 01:00:30,531
- What does that look like,
- hanging like that, to you?
- 1538
- 01:00:30,533 --> 01:00:31,766
- I don't know,
- 1539
- 01:00:31,768 --> 01:00:34,136
- but we gonna cut it off today.
- 1540
- 01:00:34,138 --> 01:00:35,870
- Oh, my God.
- 1541
- 01:00:35,872 --> 01:00:37,705
- Ryan's a hoot.
- 1542
- 01:00:37,707 --> 01:00:39,708
- - She's a hoot.
- - Yes.
- 1543
- 01:00:39,710 --> 01:00:41,542
- She's a hoot.
- 1544
- 01:00:41,544 --> 01:00:44,578
- What the fuck is going on?
- 1545
- 01:00:44,580 --> 01:00:47,281
- I'm still waiting on my sausage.
- 1546
- 01:00:47,283 --> 01:00:49,216
- Oh. Well, here, have some of mine.
- 1547
- 01:00:51,788 --> 01:00:53,888
- Gaggin'. You gaggin'?
- 1548
- 01:00:53,890 --> 01:00:58,092
- Now, that, my friends,
- is the essence of cooking.
- 1549
- 01:00:58,094 --> 01:01:01,062
- That was fucking amazing.
- 1550
- 01:01:01,064 --> 01:01:03,832
- The crowd loved it. Bethany loved it.
- 1551
- 01:01:03,834 --> 01:01:06,100
- Were those your girls? I
- thought there was only three.
- 1552
- 01:01:06,102 --> 01:01:08,335
- Who-who was the hottie
- with the badunkadunk?
- 1553
- 01:01:08,337 --> 01:01:10,004
- The junk in the trunk. That can had
- 1554
- 01:01:10,006 --> 01:01:12,774
- its own soundtrack, am I right?
- 1555
- 01:01:12,776 --> 01:01:15,109
- - She's nobody.
- - I've never seen her before.
- 1556
- 01:01:15,111 --> 01:01:17,812
- Oh, crap. I got to go get her
- number, 'cause she was amazing.
- 1557
- 01:01:17,814 --> 01:01:19,948
- - She's worth it.
- - No!
- 1558
- 01:01:19,950 --> 01:01:21,650
- Okay, okay. Okay.
- 1559
- 01:01:21,652 --> 01:01:24,585
- You know what, it's better
- if it's improvised, anyway.
- 1560
- 01:01:24,587 --> 01:01:27,288
- Stewart, there is a reporter out there
- 1561
- 01:01:27,290 --> 01:01:29,324
- who is a big football fan.
- 1562
- 01:01:29,326 --> 01:01:31,525
- Can I just borrow you for a minute?
- 1563
- 01:01:31,527 --> 01:01:33,761
- Ooh. So tense.
- 1564
- 01:01:33,763 --> 01:01:35,163
- Little tight.
- 1565
- 01:01:35,165 --> 01:01:37,031
- Come on, buddy, loosen it up.
- 1566
- 01:01:42,339 --> 01:01:44,004
- I am...
- 1567
- 01:01:44,006 --> 01:01:45,339
- strong.
- 1568
- 01:01:45,341 --> 01:01:46,975
- I am... powerful.
- 1569
- 01:01:46,977 --> 01:01:48,210
- I am beautiful.
- 1570
- 01:01:48,212 --> 01:01:50,011
- I am... strong.
- 1571
- 01:01:50,013 --> 01:01:52,013
- I am...
- 1572
- 01:01:52,015 --> 01:01:53,614
- powerful.
- 1573
- 01:01:55,618 --> 01:01:57,451
- I am beautiful. I am...
- 1574
- 01:01:57,453 --> 01:01:59,286
- I am...
- 1575
- 01:01:59,288 --> 01:02:01,455
- strong.
- 1576
- 01:02:01,457 --> 01:02:03,958
- I am powerful.
- 1577
- 01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:05,527
- I am beautiful.
- 1578
- 01:02:05,529 --> 01:02:07,295
- I am strong.
- 1579
- 01:02:07,297 --> 01:02:09,630
- I am... powerful. I am beautiful.
- 1580
- 01:02:09,632 --> 01:02:10,632
- I am strong.
- 1581
- 01:02:10,634 --> 01:02:12,333
- You good, Ry?
- 1582
- 01:02:12,335 --> 01:02:14,569
- Yeah, I'm good.
- 1583
- 01:02:14,571 --> 01:02:17,404
- All in a day's work, right?
- 1584
- 01:02:17,406 --> 01:02:19,040
- Thanks for having my back up there.
- 1585
- 01:02:19,042 --> 01:02:20,875
- Of course.
- 1586
- 01:02:20,877 --> 01:02:22,042
- Yeah.
- 1587
- 01:02:25,147 --> 01:02:26,882
- - Ry.
- - Hmm?
- 1588
- 01:02:26,884 --> 01:02:29,850
- You can't keep pretending
- that this photo doesn't exist.
- 1589
- 01:02:29,852 --> 01:02:31,185
- It's gonna get out there.
- 1590
- 01:02:31,187 --> 01:02:33,154
- It's all fair game in journalism.
- 1591
- 01:02:33,156 --> 01:02:34,355
- Journalism?
- 1592
- 01:02:34,357 --> 01:02:35,826
- Is that what this is?
- 1593
- 01:02:37,861 --> 01:02:40,094
- Fine, you just keep handling your business.
- 1594
- 01:02:40,096 --> 01:02:43,864
- You've been doing such
- a great job thus far.
- 1595
- 01:02:43,866 --> 01:02:45,766
- All right.
- 1596
- 01:02:45,768 --> 01:02:47,705
- Fine.
- 1597
- 01:02:50,006 --> 01:02:52,406
- What do you think I should do?
- 1598
- 01:02:52,408 --> 01:02:54,275
- Well...
- 1599
- 01:02:54,277 --> 01:02:56,411
- first of all, let me find out
- 1600
- 01:02:56,413 --> 01:02:58,413
- if anyone else has the photo.
- 1601
- 01:02:58,415 --> 01:03:00,915
- And if not, let me leak it.
- 1602
- 01:03:00,917 --> 01:03:02,083
- Are you crazy?
- 1603
- 01:03:02,085 --> 01:03:03,851
- No. I am in the middle of a deal.
- 1604
- 01:03:03,853 --> 01:03:05,353
- I cannot have pictures of him
- 1605
- 01:03:05,355 --> 01:03:07,554
- kissing another woman on your site. No!
- 1606
- 01:03:07,556 --> 01:03:08,924
- Hear me out.
- 1607
- 01:03:08,926 --> 01:03:11,692
- If I leak it... you can get in front of it,
- 1608
- 01:03:11,694 --> 01:03:13,929
- steer the conversation,
- instead of letting TMZ
- 1609
- 01:03:13,931 --> 01:03:16,464
- write their own bullshit spin on it.
- 1610
- 01:03:16,466 --> 01:03:19,904
- You find the right angle,
- you minimize the damage.
- 1611
- 01:03:22,939 --> 01:03:25,473
- Okay, just let me think
- about it, all right?
- 1612
- 01:03:25,475 --> 01:03:27,942
- And-and let me talk to a few people first.
- 1613
- 01:03:27,944 --> 01:03:29,944
- Let me... let me just run it by 'em.
- 1614
- 01:03:29,946 --> 01:03:32,614
- And can-can you stall them
- for a little bit longer?
- 1615
- 01:03:32,616 --> 01:03:34,248
- I got you.
- 1616
- 01:03:36,252 --> 01:03:38,085
- Thank you, Sasha.
- 1617
- 01:03:38,087 --> 01:03:40,587
- Of course.
- 1618
- 01:03:40,589 --> 01:03:43,424
- I got Muslim oils, Christian
- oils, I got Buddha oils.
- 1619
- 01:03:43,426 --> 01:03:44,725
- I got ball spray.
- 1620
- 01:03:44,727 --> 01:03:45,926
- Everybody got a drink.
- 1621
- 01:03:45,928 --> 01:03:47,629
- - I need a drink.
- - Authentic hurricanes!
- 1622
- 01:03:47,631 --> 01:03:50,732
- - Two for $25!
- - Oh, shoot, there we go, there we go.
- 1623
- 01:03:50,734 --> 01:03:53,935
- I got something for the kids. I... Ooh.
- 1624
- 01:03:53,937 --> 01:03:55,636
- - Two for $25?
- - $25.
- 1625
- 01:03:55,638 --> 01:03:57,237
- Wait, wait, wait, hey, hey, hey, beautiful.
- 1626
- 01:03:57,239 --> 01:03:58,440
- Right here. Come on.
- 1627
- 01:03:58,442 --> 01:04:00,442
- - Me?
- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, right here.
- 1628
- 01:04:00,444 --> 01:04:02,277
- Sorry. He called me beautiful.
- 1629
- 01:04:02,279 --> 01:04:04,011
- I'm beautiful now, huh?
- 1630
- 01:04:04,013 --> 01:04:05,513
- Ooh, Lord, Lord!
- 1631
- 01:04:05,515 --> 01:04:07,082
- - Hi.
- - Whee!
- 1632
- 01:04:07,084 --> 01:04:09,083
- Got to be careful. Listen, I got... look,
- 1633
- 01:04:09,085 --> 01:04:10,652
- I see you over there
- chasing that hurricane.
- 1634
- 01:04:10,654 --> 01:04:12,187
- I got the best thing
- 1635
- 01:04:12,189 --> 01:04:14,121
- - in New Orleans right here.
- - What's that?
- 1636
- 01:04:14,123 --> 01:04:15,290
- Uh...
- 1637
- 01:04:15,292 --> 01:04:17,495
- Look at that right there.
- 1638
- 01:04:19,663 --> 01:04:21,161
- What the fuck is that?
- 1639
- 01:04:21,163 --> 01:04:22,297
- Whoo!
- 1640
- 01:04:22,299 --> 01:04:25,533
- This is 200-year-old
- wormwood absinthe.
- 1641
- 01:04:25,535 --> 01:04:26,701
- Green Fairy.
- 1642
- 01:04:26,703 --> 01:04:28,303
- - I want it. Give it to me.
- - Hey, hey, hey,
- 1643
- 01:04:28,305 --> 01:04:30,270
- calm down, now... you don't
- know what you're getting into.
- 1644
- 01:04:30,272 --> 01:04:33,107
- This stuff right here come
- with instructions, okay?
- 1645
- 01:04:33,109 --> 01:04:35,676
- Boy, I don't give a fuck...
- that shit is green, shiny,
- 1646
- 01:04:35,678 --> 01:04:37,879
- and looks like it'll have
- me hella bent. I want it.
- 1647
- 01:04:37,881 --> 01:04:39,647
- Yes, but you're only supposed
- to take a splash of this,
- 1648
- 01:04:39,649 --> 01:04:41,382
- - Okay.
- - young lady, because if you drink too much of it,
- 1649
- 01:04:41,384 --> 01:04:43,350
- it's gonna have you hallucinating.
- 1650
- 01:04:43,352 --> 01:04:44,652
- - Ooh!
- - All right, that's cool with me.
- 1651
- 01:04:44,654 --> 01:04:46,187
- Now, look, that whole bottle will last you
- 1652
- 01:04:46,189 --> 01:04:48,355
- - for five years, all right?
- - Okay, five months. Got it.
- 1653
- 01:04:48,357 --> 01:04:51,558
- No, no. Did you hear what
- I just said? Five years.
- 1654
- 01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:52,993
- - You're not listening to what I'm...
- - Okay.
- 1655
- 01:04:52,995 --> 01:04:55,864
- - I...
- - Five days. This will be used very irresponsibly.
- 1656
- 01:04:55,866 --> 01:04:57,899
- - Thank you. Sasha!
- - Young lady,
- 1657
- 01:04:57,901 --> 01:05:00,868
- you about to be a mental
- health patient with a fat ass.
- 1658
- 01:05:00,870 --> 01:05:02,670
- Oils! Incense!
- 1659
- 01:05:02,672 --> 01:05:04,406
- <i>I got coochie spray!</i>
- 1660
- 01:05:04,408 --> 01:05:05,672
- ♪ Get a homie, lover, friend ♪
- 1661
- 01:05:05,674 --> 01:05:08,143
- ♪ A homie, lover, friend
- to make you climax... ♪
- 1662
- 01:05:08,145 --> 01:05:09,511
- Ooh! Damn.
- 1663
- 01:05:09,513 --> 01:05:11,980
- ♪ Over again and again, I
- intend to have you goin'... ♪
- 1664
- 01:05:11,982 --> 01:05:14,815
- Ah, that's a good one.
- 1665
- 01:05:14,817 --> 01:05:16,250
- ♪ With the fever, you got the fever ♪
- 1666
- 01:05:16,252 --> 01:05:18,585
- ♪ You need a believer ♪
- 1667
- 01:05:18,587 --> 01:05:19,987
- You know what, you guys shouldn't be
- 1668
- 01:05:19,989 --> 01:05:22,489
- in the grass... you know
- you're allergic to grass.
- 1669
- 01:05:22,491 --> 01:05:24,591
- Left hand red.
- 1670
- 01:05:24,593 --> 01:05:27,027
- - Okay, I'm about to go see a man sing.
- - Oh, have fun.
- 1671
- 01:05:27,029 --> 01:05:29,431
- - Hi, guys!
- - Hey, Auntie Ry-Ry.
- 1672
- 01:05:29,433 --> 01:05:31,766
- - Bye, guys!
- - I love you.
- 1673
- 01:05:31,768 --> 01:05:33,201
- - Bye, Mama.
- - Mwah!
- 1674
- 01:05:33,203 --> 01:05:34,536
- Aw, they're so cute.
- 1675
- 01:05:34,538 --> 01:05:37,071
- - I miss them.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1676
- 01:05:37,073 --> 01:05:38,705
- You know what?
- 1677
- 01:05:38,707 --> 01:05:41,341
- Have you and Stewart thought
- about having a family?
- 1678
- 01:05:41,343 --> 01:05:42,911
- I mean...
- 1679
- 01:05:42,913 --> 01:05:46,681
- kids have a way of bringing
- people closer together,
- 1680
- 01:05:46,683 --> 01:05:50,051
- and definitely have a way of changing men.
- 1681
- 01:05:50,053 --> 01:05:52,286
- Mm. Yeah, it made your husband
- 1682
- 01:05:52,288 --> 01:05:54,589
- change his address!
- 1683
- 01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:58,759
- We've talked about it, yeah.
- 1684
- 01:05:58,761 --> 01:06:02,096
- I'm just so focused on my career right now.
- 1685
- 01:06:02,098 --> 01:06:04,299
- I get it... but don't wait too long.
- 1686
- 01:06:04,301 --> 01:06:07,201
- 'Cause nobody's gonna
- love you like your babies.
- 1687
- 01:06:07,203 --> 01:06:09,136
- Hey...!
- 1688
- 01:06:09,138 --> 01:06:12,440
- Is this the Flossy Posse suite?
- 1689
- 01:06:12,442 --> 01:06:13,775
- Yes, it is.
- 1690
- 01:06:13,777 --> 01:06:15,476
- Did you guys get my succulent?
- 1691
- 01:06:15,478 --> 01:06:17,911
- Who is you?
- 1692
- 01:06:17,913 --> 01:06:20,547
- Oh, hi. Liz Davelli... I'm Ryan's agent.
- 1693
- 01:06:20,549 --> 01:06:23,118
- - Nice to meet you.
- - Hey! - Hey! - Hi!
- 1694
- 01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:26,254
- - Welcome. You made it.
- - Ah, I did, I did. Oh, my lady.
- 1695
- 01:06:26,256 --> 01:06:28,223
- My queen. Real quick.
- 1696
- 01:06:28,225 --> 01:06:31,125
- Bethany wants to spend a little
- one-on-one with you and Stewart
- 1697
- 01:06:31,127 --> 01:06:33,127
- - at the Cîroc party.
- - Okay.
- 1698
- 01:06:33,129 --> 01:06:35,330
- I know you're with the "F" to the "P,"
- 1699
- 01:06:35,332 --> 01:06:39,134
- but just give her 15 minutes,
- inspire her to add a zero
- 1700
- 01:06:39,136 --> 01:06:41,236
- - to the deal.
- - Of course. Yes.
- 1701
- 01:06:41,238 --> 01:06:43,138
- Hey, how about we have a toast?
- 1702
- 01:06:43,140 --> 01:06:45,339
- - Ooh, are these hurricanes?
- - Okay. - Mm.
- 1703
- 01:06:45,341 --> 01:06:47,741
- Fuck a hurricane, girl...
- these are tsunamis.
- 1704
- 01:06:47,743 --> 01:06:49,409
- - Ooh!
- - I'm scared.
- 1705
- 01:06:49,411 --> 01:06:51,745
- To Friday night, Flossy Posse style!
- 1706
- 01:06:51,747 --> 01:06:53,848
- Yeah!
- 1707
- 01:06:53,850 --> 01:06:57,819
- For real, though! Mmm!
- 1708
- 01:06:57,821 --> 01:07:00,020
- ♪ What's a little
- liquor to a cold heart ♪
- 1709
- 01:07:00,022 --> 01:07:02,623
- ♪ What's a little pill but
- a little number feeling now ♪
- 1710
- 01:07:02,625 --> 01:07:04,958
- ♪ It can never end if it don't start ♪
- 1711
- 01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:07,795
- ♪ You can never do it all if
- you ain't ever willin', ah ♪
- 1712
- 01:07:07,797 --> 01:07:10,198
- ♪ Hold up, I think my phone vibratin' ♪
- 1713
- 01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,600
- ♪ Slow up, I think the
- whole world hatin' ♪
- 1714
- 01:07:12,602 --> 01:07:14,868
- ♪ Came up, and now the
- whole view changin' ♪
- 1715
- 01:07:14,870 --> 01:07:17,304
- ♪ I've been up on game,
- I've just been wait... ♪
- 1716
- 01:07:17,306 --> 01:07:21,442
- Whoa.
- 1717
- 01:07:23,279 --> 01:07:24,545
- I feel funny.
- 1718
- 01:07:24,547 --> 01:07:25,612
- Do y'all feel funny?
- 1719
- 01:07:25,614 --> 01:07:27,781
- You feel funny? I-I feel...
- 1720
- 01:07:27,783 --> 01:07:29,616
- I feel fine.
- 1721
- 01:07:29,618 --> 01:07:30,984
- I feel so fine.
- 1722
- 01:07:30,986 --> 01:07:32,554
- Feel me. Y'all feel me.
- 1723
- 01:07:32,556 --> 01:07:34,821
- - You want me to feel you?
- - Feel me, yeah, sista.
- 1724
- 01:07:34,823 --> 01:07:36,558
- Ooh, yeah.
- 1725
- 01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:38,659
- Yeah.
- 1726
- 01:07:38,661 --> 01:07:41,198
- Ooh, you feel squishy.
- 1727
- 01:07:44,234 --> 01:07:46,170
- Oh, shit.
- 1728
- 01:07:47,736 --> 01:07:49,571
- We trippin'.
- 1729
- 01:07:49,573 --> 01:07:51,573
- - We trippin'.
- - We trippin'.
- 1730
- 01:07:51,575 --> 01:07:53,674
- We trippin'.
- 1731
- 01:07:53,676 --> 01:07:54,908
- Wait a minute, hold it. Stop!
- 1732
- 01:07:54,910 --> 01:07:56,678
- ♪ Do it all for the
- nights like this... ♪
- 1733
- 01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:59,179
- You.
- 1734
- 01:07:59,181 --> 01:08:01,216
- You put something in
- them drinks, didn't you?
- 1735
- 01:08:01,218 --> 01:08:03,083
- Yeah.
- 1736
- 01:08:03,085 --> 01:08:04,484
- We gonna be fucked up.
- 1737
- 01:08:04,486 --> 01:08:06,587
- Y'all, it's not funny.
- 1738
- 01:08:06,589 --> 01:08:09,089
- If we trippin', Ryan's trippin',
- 1739
- 01:08:09,091 --> 01:08:10,558
- and she's with Bethany.
- 1740
- 01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:12,393
- Oh, shit... shit...
- 1741
- 01:08:14,364 --> 01:08:16,763
- - Yeah.
- - Ooh...
- 1742
- 01:08:20,336 --> 01:08:22,003
- You know, I have to tell you
- 1743
- 01:08:22,005 --> 01:08:24,905
- that I loved your cooking demo today.
- 1744
- 01:08:24,907 --> 01:08:27,674
- Yeah, the way that you
- two play off each other,
- 1745
- 01:08:27,676 --> 01:08:28,942
- it's... it's just...
- 1746
- 01:08:28,944 --> 01:08:30,378
- it's-it's so much fun.
- 1747
- 01:08:30,380 --> 01:08:31,878
- - So much fun.
- - Yeah.
- 1748
- 01:08:32,881 --> 01:08:34,682
- Listen, how about this?
- 1749
- 01:08:34,684 --> 01:08:37,017
- Cheers to fun!
- 1750
- 01:08:39,522 --> 01:08:41,556
- She's so funny.
- 1751
- 01:08:41,558 --> 01:08:42,690
- Yeah!
- 1752
- 01:08:42,692 --> 01:08:44,525
- Cheers! Whoo!
- 1753
- 01:08:44,527 --> 01:08:46,460
- ♪ Wonder if you've got
- someone at home... ♪
- 1754
- 01:08:46,462 --> 01:08:48,396
- Mmm.
- 1755
- 01:08:48,398 --> 01:08:49,630
- Oh.
- 1756
- 01:08:49,632 --> 01:08:51,732
- That's a terrible drink.
- 1757
- 01:08:53,202 --> 01:08:55,270
- Oh, man, I'm gonna have
- that taken off the check.
- 1758
- 01:08:55,272 --> 01:08:57,605
- Did you taste that? The Verbena?
- 1759
- 01:08:57,607 --> 01:09:00,374
- It's hot.
- 1760
- 01:09:00,376 --> 01:09:01,409
- It burns.
- 1761
- 01:09:02,612 --> 01:09:04,648
- Okay, look, we got to go save Ryan.
- 1762
- 01:09:07,550 --> 01:09:09,616
- Mommy?
- 1763
- 01:09:09,618 --> 01:09:10,920
- Did y'all hear that?
- 1764
- 01:09:16,326 --> 01:09:17,792
- Oh, shit.
- 1765
- 01:09:17,794 --> 01:09:18,959
- Austin?
- 1766
- 01:09:18,961 --> 01:09:20,128
- Riley?
- 1767
- 01:09:20,130 --> 01:09:22,297
- Your damn kids is here?
- 1768
- 01:09:22,299 --> 01:09:25,098
- ♪ Woman, woman ♪
- 1769
- 01:09:25,100 --> 01:09:26,133
- Oh, shit.
- 1770
- 01:09:26,135 --> 01:09:27,901
- You coming to get me, God?
- 1771
- 01:09:27,903 --> 01:09:29,337
- ♪ Woman, woman ♪
- 1772
- 01:09:29,339 --> 01:09:31,306
- Those bitches left me.
- 1773
- 01:09:31,308 --> 01:09:32,810
- ♪ Build a whole empire ♪
- 1774
- 01:09:34,743 --> 01:09:36,110
- Hey, Mommy.
- 1775
- 01:09:36,112 --> 01:09:38,015
- Hey, Mommy. Hey, Mommy...
- 1776
- 01:09:39,616 --> 01:09:43,351
- Are you having fun...?
- 1777
- 01:09:43,353 --> 01:09:45,253
- I am having fun.
- 1778
- 01:09:45,255 --> 01:09:47,454
- But you have to go to bed.
- 1779
- 01:09:51,327 --> 01:09:53,427
- I'm ready for bed.
- 1780
- 01:09:53,429 --> 01:09:54,795
- Hmm.
- 1781
- 01:09:54,797 --> 01:09:56,330
- ♪ Woman, woman ♪
- 1782
- 01:09:56,332 --> 01:09:57,964
- Sasha Franklin.
- 1783
- 01:09:57,966 --> 01:10:00,168
- Sasha's Secrets.
- 1784
- 01:10:00,170 --> 01:10:01,802
- I really...
- 1785
- 01:10:01,804 --> 01:10:05,005
- really love your blog.
- 1786
- 01:10:05,007 --> 01:10:05,943
- Mmm.
- 1787
- 01:10:06,975 --> 01:10:08,142
- Mmm.
- 1788
- 01:10:08,144 --> 01:10:09,142
- ♪ Don't play around, baby... ♪
- 1789
- 01:10:11,113 --> 01:10:12,480
- Why won't it come off?
- 1790
- 01:10:12,482 --> 01:10:15,653
- How may I help you?
- 1791
- 01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:20,556
- What is she doing here?
- 1792
- 01:10:21,890 --> 01:10:24,491
- She's here to take your order.
- 1793
- 01:10:24,493 --> 01:10:26,727
- Oh, yeah?
- 1794
- 01:10:26,729 --> 01:10:28,228
- Oh.
- 1795
- 01:10:28,230 --> 01:10:29,463
- What can I get you?
- 1796
- 01:10:29,465 --> 01:10:31,298
- You can get your mouth
- 1797
- 01:10:31,300 --> 01:10:33,200
- off my husband's dick.
- 1798
- 01:10:35,871 --> 01:10:37,170
- Please.
- 1799
- 01:10:37,172 --> 01:10:39,005
- Oh, oh, hey, hey.
- 1800
- 01:10:39,007 --> 01:10:40,807
- Is that a drink? I want one.
- 1801
- 01:10:40,809 --> 01:10:44,011
- Um, actually, let's get
- a round for the table.
- 1802
- 01:10:44,013 --> 01:10:46,079
- And, uh...
- 1803
- 01:10:46,081 --> 01:10:48,384
- put it on my card.
- 1804
- 01:10:50,019 --> 01:10:51,151
- Go!
- 1805
- 01:10:51,153 --> 01:10:54,054
- - You got it!
- - Coming right up.
- 1806
- 01:10:54,056 --> 01:10:55,589
- Oh, you want to smirk?
- 1807
- 01:10:55,591 --> 01:10:58,325
- - Oh, so you want to get fucked up!
- - Uh...
- 1808
- 01:10:58,327 --> 01:10:59,994
- And don't think I don't see that
- 1809
- 01:10:59,996 --> 01:11:03,330
- "Suck Cock" written on your shirt!
- 1810
- 01:11:03,332 --> 01:11:05,432
- Did her shirt say "Suck Cock"?
- 1811
- 01:11:07,937 --> 01:11:10,504
- ♪ Boss lady, she's a ♪
- 1812
- 01:11:10,506 --> 01:11:12,874
- - Oh, buddy.
- - ♪ Go-getter, baby ♪
- 1813
- 01:11:12,876 --> 01:11:14,909
- ♪ Go-getter ♪
- 1814
- 01:11:18,046 --> 01:11:19,679
- Ooh, shit, don't choke her too hard.
- 1815
- 01:11:19,681 --> 01:11:22,784
- There we go. Yeah!
- 1816
- 01:11:22,786 --> 01:11:25,052
- Get in those, get in those. Yeah!
- 1817
- 01:11:26,755 --> 01:11:28,054
- Yeah! Yes!
- 1818
- 01:11:28,056 --> 01:11:30,057
- Please, I want to be rough with him.
- 1819
- 01:11:30,059 --> 01:11:32,526
- I want to be rough with him
- 'cause he's been a bad boy.
- 1820
- 01:11:32,528 --> 01:11:35,029
- Yeah! Yeah!
- 1821
- 01:11:35,031 --> 01:11:37,198
- Bite it! Bite it! Bite it!
- 1822
- 01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,366
- What the hell are you doing?!
- 1823
- 01:11:39,368 --> 01:11:41,035
- - Oh, shit!
- - What?
- 1824
- 01:11:41,037 --> 01:11:42,369
- Hey.
- 1825
- 01:11:42,371 --> 01:11:44,638
- We got to save Ryan.
- 1826
- 01:11:46,776 --> 01:11:48,409
- Yeah, but she's so far away.
- 1827
- 01:11:48,411 --> 01:11:50,314
- - What are we gonna do?
- - Yeah.
- 1828
- 01:11:53,550 --> 01:11:55,383
- We need plan B.
- 1829
- 01:11:55,385 --> 01:11:57,118
- What-What's plan B?
- 1830
- 01:11:57,120 --> 01:11:59,656
- Yeah, what's plan B... B...?
- 1831
- 01:12:02,392 --> 01:12:03,924
- Huh?
- 1832
- 01:12:03,926 --> 01:12:06,060
- What are you guys doing here?
- 1833
- 01:12:06,062 --> 01:12:08,128
- I-I'm not really sure
- what's going on here.
- 1834
- 01:12:08,130 --> 01:12:10,731
- Uh, m-my apologies, Bethany.
- 1835
- 01:12:10,733 --> 01:12:12,767
- Uh, Ryan has been taking some new...
- 1836
- 01:12:12,769 --> 01:12:15,770
- uh, allergy medicine,
- 1837
- 01:12:15,772 --> 01:12:18,175
- and it's having some side effects.
- 1838
- 01:12:19,576 --> 01:12:20,576
- - Oh.
- - Psst.
- 1839
- 01:12:23,645 --> 01:12:27,080
- Quiet as kept. Ryan,
- we got to go right now.
- 1840
- 01:12:27,082 --> 01:12:29,083
- The tsunami has hit.
- 1841
- 01:12:29,085 --> 01:12:31,855
- I repeat: the tsunami has hit.
- 1842
- 01:12:33,489 --> 01:12:35,255
- Please excuse us.
- 1843
- 01:12:35,257 --> 01:12:36,990
- Couch on my head.
- 1844
- 01:12:36,992 --> 01:12:39,093
- - Where's...?
- - My date will pay the check.
- 1845
- 01:12:39,095 --> 01:12:40,328
- Walking.
- 1846
- 01:12:40,330 --> 01:12:42,933
- You may settle up with him.
- 1847
- 01:12:44,032 --> 01:12:46,500
- - Oh. Ooh.
- - Oh.
- 1848
- 01:12:46,502 --> 01:12:48,268
- That is a beautiful dress.
- 1849
- 01:12:48,270 --> 01:12:49,837
- Is that a dress?
- 1850
- 01:12:49,839 --> 01:12:52,843
- - Bye...!
- - Come on, baby.
- 1851
- 01:12:54,510 --> 01:12:56,511
- Please...
- 1852
- 01:12:56,513 --> 01:12:57,945
- join us.
- 1853
- 01:12:57,947 --> 01:13:00,448
- Liz Davelli.
- 1854
- 01:13:00,450 --> 01:13:02,783
- Pretty hair.
- 1855
- 01:13:02,785 --> 01:13:04,852
- I can't believe Bethany
- just saw me like this.
- 1856
- 01:13:04,854 --> 01:13:07,187
- We need to hide.
- 1857
- 01:13:07,189 --> 01:13:10,391
- You know she won't find you in there.
- 1858
- 01:13:12,194 --> 01:13:14,395
- Oh, yeah. Let's dance this shit off.
- 1859
- 01:13:14,397 --> 01:13:17,198
- 'Cause I got to keep a low profile.
- 1860
- 01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:19,700
- ♪ Nigga, I got these
- hoes iced up enough ♪
- 1861
- 01:13:19,702 --> 01:13:21,334
- ♪ While my li'l B.G.'s on the bus ♪
- 1862
- 01:13:21,336 --> 01:13:23,236
- ♪ Puttin' out cigarette butts ♪
- 1863
- 01:13:23,238 --> 01:13:25,239
- ♪ But me personally,
- playboy, I don't give a fuck ♪
- 1864
- 01:13:25,241 --> 01:13:29,576
- Mmm! It smell like Hennessy
- and booty sweat up in here!
- 1865
- 01:13:29,578 --> 01:13:31,411
- We done found our tribe.
- 1866
- 01:13:31,413 --> 01:13:33,047
- Come on, bitches,
- 1867
- 01:13:33,049 --> 01:13:34,714
- let's set it off!
- 1868
- 01:13:34,716 --> 01:13:37,051
- ♪ Whoadie, I'm tattooed and barred up ♪
- 1869
- 01:13:37,053 --> 01:13:40,487
- ♪ Medallion iced up, Rolex bezel'd up ♪
- 1870
- 01:13:40,489 --> 01:13:42,155
- ♪ And my pinky ring is platinum plus ♪
- 1871
- 01:13:42,157 --> 01:13:43,758
- ♪ Earrings be trillion cut ♪
- 1872
- 01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:45,258
- ♪ And my grill be slugged up ♪
- 1873
- 01:13:45,260 --> 01:13:46,927
- ♪ My heart filled with anger ♪
- 1874
- 01:13:46,929 --> 01:13:48,596
- ♪ 'Cause, nigga, I don't give a fuck ♪
- 1875
- 01:13:48,598 --> 01:13:50,231
- ♪ Stack my cheese up, 'cause one day ♪
- 1876
- 01:13:50,233 --> 01:13:51,499
- ♪ I'm-a give this street life up ♪
- 1877
- 01:13:51,501 --> 01:13:53,567
- ♪ Beef, I don't discuss ♪
- 1878
- 01:13:53,569 --> 01:13:56,503
- ♪ A nigga out of line gonna get
- his motherfuckin' head bust ♪
- 1879
- 01:13:56,505 --> 01:13:58,539
- ♪ Cash Money Millionaires plus ♪
- 1880
- 01:13:58,541 --> 01:14:00,408
- Do that shit, Dina! What?
- 1881
- 01:14:00,410 --> 01:14:02,410
- ♪ 20 inches TV is a must ♪
- 1882
- 01:14:02,412 --> 01:14:06,079
- Girl, look at these old bitches.
- 1883
- 01:14:06,081 --> 01:14:09,450
- ♪ I never weep for a bitch,
- never weep for a bitch, nigga ♪
- 1884
- 01:14:09,452 --> 01:14:11,619
- Hey! Oh, hold up! Hold up!
- 1885
- 01:14:11,621 --> 01:14:14,554
- ♪ Pinky ring worth
- about 50, bling bling ♪
- 1886
- 01:14:14,556 --> 01:14:16,257
- ♪ Every time I buy a
- new ride, bling bling ♪
- 1887
- 01:14:16,259 --> 01:14:19,293
- ♪ Lorenzos on Yokohama
- tires, bling bling ♪
- 1888
- 01:14:19,295 --> 01:14:22,029
- ♪ Every time I come around
- yo' city, bling bling ♪
- 1889
- 01:14:22,031 --> 01:14:23,731
- ♪ Pinky ring worth
- about 50, bling bling ♪
- 1890
- 01:14:23,733 --> 01:14:26,267
- ♪ Every time I buy a
- new ride, bling bling. ♪
- 1891
- 01:14:28,037 --> 01:14:30,471
- ♪ Bad bitches over there,
- get ready to wall off ♪
- 1892
- 01:14:30,473 --> 01:14:33,540
- ♪ Get ready to wall off, bad bitches ♪
- 1893
- 01:14:33,542 --> 01:14:36,110
- - ♪ So hot, so hot ♪
- - ♪ Bad bitches ♪
- 1894
- 01:14:36,112 --> 01:14:38,745
- - ♪ So hot, so hot ♪
- - ♪ Where the bad bitches at? ♪
- 1895
- 01:14:38,747 --> 01:14:40,615
- - ♪ Spread out and turn around ♪
- - ♪ Bad bitches ♪
- 1896
- 01:14:40,617 --> 01:14:42,283
- - Y'all, come on!
- - ♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad bitches ♪
- 1897
- 01:14:47,657 --> 01:14:50,458
- ♪ Bad bitches, so hot, so hot ♪
- 1898
- 01:14:56,264 --> 01:14:58,231
- All right!
- 1899
- 01:15:08,144 --> 01:15:09,776
- Come on!
- 1900
- 01:15:11,279 --> 01:15:13,313
- ♪ She's a bitch, when you say my name ♪
- 1901
- 01:15:13,315 --> 01:15:16,316
- ♪ Talk mo' junk but won't
- look my way, she's a bitch ♪
- 1902
- 01:15:16,318 --> 01:15:18,585
- Come on! What you sayin'?! What?!
- 1903
- 01:15:18,587 --> 01:15:20,420
- ♪ While I roll up my sleeves, she's a ♪
- 1904
- 01:15:20,422 --> 01:15:23,958
- ♪ What? What? What? ♪
- 1905
- 01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:26,259
- ♪ What you know about
- Timothy? Let me know ♪
- 1906
- 01:15:26,261 --> 01:15:28,762
- ♪ Eat an MC like Cease, let me know ♪
- 1907
- 01:15:28,764 --> 01:15:30,630
- ♪ If he get drunk, lean
- on me, let me know ♪
- 1908
- 01:15:30,632 --> 01:15:32,866
- ♪ I'm about to bust
- like pee, feel me now ♪
- 1909
- 01:15:32,868 --> 01:15:35,201
- ♪ Anybody know my
- skills, what the deal? ♪
- 1910
- 01:15:35,203 --> 01:15:38,472
- ♪ Anybody got to get the ho
- by they pill, she's a bitch ♪
- 1911
- 01:15:38,474 --> 01:15:40,641
- ♪ When they say my
- name, talk mo' junk ♪
- 1912
- 01:15:40,643 --> 01:15:42,308
- ♪ But won't look my
- way, she's a bitch ♪
- 1913
- 01:15:42,310 --> 01:15:44,544
- ♪ When I do my thing,
- got the place on fire ♪
- 1914
- 01:15:44,546 --> 01:15:47,313
- ♪ Burn it down to flame ♪
- 1915
- 01:15:59,528 --> 01:16:02,963
- That's real ass!
- 1916
- 01:16:02,965 --> 01:16:06,566
- Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
- 1917
- 01:16:06,568 --> 01:16:09,035
- - Bye!
- - Hey! Hey!
- 1918
- 01:16:09,037 --> 01:16:10,870
- - You let 'em have it!
- - Yes!
- 1919
- 01:16:10,872 --> 01:16:12,338
- - I slipped.
- - You did?
- 1920
- 01:16:12,340 --> 01:16:13,807
- I think I pulled a big toe, though.
- 1921
- 01:16:13,809 --> 01:16:15,575
- That's all right.
- 1922
- 01:16:15,577 --> 01:16:17,911
- Man, you owned that ho.
- 1923
- 01:16:17,913 --> 01:16:19,813
- You owned that ho.
- 1924
- 01:16:22,184 --> 01:16:23,249
- Whew!
- 1925
- 01:16:23,251 --> 01:16:26,020
- - Come here.
- - Lady, what?
- 1926
- 01:16:26,022 --> 01:16:27,821
- ♪ I'm a bad chick ♪
- 1927
- 01:16:27,823 --> 01:16:30,557
- - Not this.
- - You know what?
- 1928
- 01:16:30,559 --> 01:16:33,393
- I'm sure everyone's
- expecting me to beat yo' ass.
- 1929
- 01:16:33,395 --> 01:16:34,762
- Please beat her ass.
- 1930
- 01:16:34,764 --> 01:16:37,263
- But I'm coming from a
- place of love tonight.
- 1931
- 01:16:37,265 --> 01:16:39,365
- And you have
- 1932
- 01:16:39,367 --> 01:16:41,502
- a hallucinogenic drug to thank for that.
- 1933
- 01:16:43,438 --> 01:16:45,205
- But mine wore off. So what's up?
- 1934
- 01:16:48,010 --> 01:16:51,177
- Yes, sir! You see that shit?!
- 1935
- 01:16:51,179 --> 01:16:54,414
- Ow! Oh! But I got kids!
- 1936
- 01:16:54,416 --> 01:16:55,516
- You get off of her!
- 1937
- 01:16:57,420 --> 01:16:59,786
- ♪ Down, down, me, I
- get all the way down ♪
- 1938
- 01:16:59,788 --> 01:17:01,922
- ♪ All the way down, let me get down ♪
- 1939
- 01:17:01,924 --> 01:17:04,191
- ♪ Down, down, me, I
- get all the way down ♪
- 1940
- 01:17:04,193 --> 01:17:05,392
- I said I got kids!
- 1941
- 01:17:05,394 --> 01:17:07,695
- ♪ Down, down, down, down, can I get ♪
- 1942
- 01:17:07,697 --> 01:17:11,198
- ♪ Down, down, down? Let's go ♪
- 1943
- 01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:13,601
- Bitch, I'm about to fuck you up!
- 1944
- 01:17:15,138 --> 01:17:16,536
- ♪ Let me get down, down, down ♪
- 1945
- 01:17:16,538 --> 01:17:18,972
- ♪ Me, I get all the way down ♪
- 1946
- 01:17:18,974 --> 01:17:20,975
- Here I come!
- 1947
- 01:17:20,977 --> 01:17:23,043
- ♪ Me, I get all the way down ♪
- 1948
- 01:17:23,045 --> 01:17:25,445
- ♪ All the way down, down, down, down ♪
- 1949
- 01:17:25,447 --> 01:17:26,579
- - ♪ Me, I get down, down, down, down ♪
- - Cops!
- 1950
- 01:17:26,581 --> 01:17:28,548
- Come on, it's the cops! Come on.
- 1951
- 01:17:28,550 --> 01:17:30,985
- - ♪ Dotty get down, down, down, down ♪
- - Sorry.
- 1952
- 01:17:30,987 --> 01:17:32,919
- ♪ Can I get down,
- down, down? Let's go ♪
- 1953
- 01:17:32,921 --> 01:17:37,423
- ♪ What I plan to be in
- my fantasy is a boss... ♪
- 1954
- 01:17:37,425 --> 01:17:39,160
- Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here?
- 1955
- 01:17:39,162 --> 01:17:41,762
- Officer, it was four
- women in multicolored wigs
- 1956
- 01:17:41,764 --> 01:17:43,830
- who started the whole thing,
- but they're still in there.
- 1957
- 01:17:43,832 --> 01:17:47,468
- So, please, hurry!
- 1958
- 01:17:47,470 --> 01:17:50,471
- Nobody leave! No, you
- can't go anywhere yet!
- 1959
- 01:17:50,473 --> 01:17:51,739
- Ryan!
- 1960
- 01:17:51,741 --> 01:17:53,641
- Julian!
- 1961
- 01:17:53,643 --> 01:17:56,110
- Flossy Posse strikes again, huh?
- 1962
- 01:17:56,112 --> 01:17:59,015
- - Julian!
- - Good Lord.
- 1963
- 01:18:02,318 --> 01:18:04,421
- How did you find us?
- 1964
- 01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:07,353
- I have superpowers.
- 1965
- 01:18:07,355 --> 01:18:09,190
- You must.
- 1966
- 01:18:09,192 --> 01:18:11,292
- Yeah.
- 1967
- 01:18:11,294 --> 01:18:14,195
- Or maybe, uh...
- 1968
- 01:18:14,197 --> 01:18:17,865
- maybe it was this text you sent me.
- 1969
- 01:18:17,867 --> 01:18:20,467
- Julian! We're lost in space!
- 1970
- 01:18:20,469 --> 01:18:22,869
- I'm not lost.
- 1971
- 01:18:25,340 --> 01:18:27,607
- Do not be showing my titties to Julian!
- 1972
- 01:18:27,609 --> 01:18:29,442
- He don't need to see these Biggie Smalls!
- 1973
- 01:18:29,444 --> 01:18:30,844
- - Oh, my God.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1974
- 01:18:30,846 --> 01:18:33,681
- I definitely do not remember making that.
- 1975
- 01:18:33,683 --> 01:18:37,517
- I think Dina was right
- about her Biggie Smalls.
- 1976
- 01:18:37,519 --> 01:18:38,819
- Burned in the brain.
- 1977
- 01:18:38,821 --> 01:18:40,221
- Thanks, Julian.
- 1978
- 01:18:40,223 --> 01:18:42,056
- That's what all the boys say.
- 1979
- 01:18:44,292 --> 01:18:46,727
- <i>- Julian!
- - Julian, have you heard of that record</i>
- 1980
- 01:18:46,729 --> 01:18:48,462
- that go "Bitch, bitch, motherfucker,
- 1981
- 01:18:48,464 --> 01:18:50,698
- - motherfucker, bitch, bitch, bitch, motherfucker"?
- - Hi!
- 1982
- 01:18:50,700 --> 01:18:52,700
- That's my shit. That's my new shit!
- 1983
- 01:18:52,702 --> 01:18:55,569
- That's misogynistic! We don't like it!
- 1984
- 01:18:55,571 --> 01:18:58,239
- All right, ladies, you
- have a great evening.
- 1985
- 01:18:58,241 --> 01:19:00,341
- Ju-Ju, thank you, baby.
- 1986
- 01:19:00,343 --> 01:19:02,575
- Sash, I got you, babe. You know that.
- 1987
- 01:19:02,577 --> 01:19:04,744
- Take it easy, Lis.
- 1988
- 01:19:04,746 --> 01:19:06,379
- - Yeah.
- - Take it easy.
- 1989
- 01:19:06,381 --> 01:19:08,649
- - Thank you, Julian.
- - You're welcome.
- 1990
- 01:19:08,651 --> 01:19:10,817
- - Thanks, brah. Thank you.
- - My girl.
- 1991
- 01:19:10,819 --> 01:19:13,219
- My boy! All right.
- 1992
- 01:19:13,221 --> 01:19:15,556
- - Ry, you okay?
- - Oh, yeah.
- 1993
- 01:19:15,558 --> 01:19:18,057
- Uh, I'll just be pouring my own drinks
- 1994
- 01:19:18,059 --> 01:19:19,893
- for the rest of the weekend... that's all.
- 1995
- 01:19:19,895 --> 01:19:22,329
- - That sounds like a good plan.
- - Yeah, I think so.
- 1996
- 01:19:22,331 --> 01:19:24,664
- - Thanks for everything, though.
- - Any time.
- 1997
- 01:19:24,666 --> 01:19:26,066
- You know that.
- 1998
- 01:19:26,068 --> 01:19:27,904
- Oh.
- 1999
- 01:19:55,764 --> 01:19:57,530
- Um...
- 2000
- 01:19:57,532 --> 01:19:59,133
- All right, so...
- 2001
- 01:20:00,769 --> 01:20:03,536
- Um...
- 2002
- 01:20:03,538 --> 01:20:05,709
- good night.
- 2003
- 01:20:06,776 --> 01:20:08,942
- Good night.
- 2004
- 01:20:08,944 --> 01:20:11,145
- Good night.
- 2005
- 01:20:21,157 --> 01:20:22,155
- Hmm?
- 2006
- 01:20:22,157 --> 01:20:23,257
- Good night.
- 2007
- 01:20:23,259 --> 01:20:25,159
- - Oh, yes.
- - Yep.
- 2008
- 01:20:25,161 --> 01:20:26,893
- Morning-like, you know?
- 2009
- 01:20:26,895 --> 01:20:29,232
- Yeah.
- 2010
- 01:20:36,938 --> 01:20:39,772
- - Pop!
- - Hey, look, she had it coming.
- 2011
- 01:20:39,774 --> 01:20:41,508
- - She was trippin'.
- - No, she was.
- 2012
- 01:20:41,510 --> 01:20:44,277
- Yeah. I'm just happy Freaknik Lisa is back.
- 2013
- 01:20:44,279 --> 01:20:46,347
- - Hey...
- - Mmm, right?
- 2014
- 01:20:46,349 --> 01:20:48,848
- Too bad all that pent-up
- energy is going to waste.
- 2015
- 01:20:48,850 --> 01:20:50,683
- Mmm. Mmm.
- 2016
- 01:20:50,685 --> 01:20:52,953
- Mmm. Mmm, mmm.
- 2017
- 01:20:52,955 --> 01:20:54,355
- What?
- 2018
- 01:20:54,357 --> 01:20:56,292
- Yeah.
- 2019
- 01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:00,360
- What was that, Sasha?
- 2020
- 01:21:00,362 --> 01:21:04,365
- What was that you were
- saying about pent-up energy?
- 2021
- 01:21:04,367 --> 01:21:07,200
- - You texted him?
- - I did.
- 2022
- 01:21:07,202 --> 01:21:09,203
- - Never doubt.
- - Girl.
- 2023
- 01:21:09,205 --> 01:21:11,371
- - Never doubt a boss. Yes.
- - You gonna get you some, girl.
- 2024
- 01:21:11,373 --> 01:21:14,141
- - ♪ 'Cause I slay, I slay ♪
- - Ooh, ooh.
- 2025
- 01:21:14,143 --> 01:21:15,709
- - ♪ I slay all day ♪
- - Ooh, ooh.
- 2026
- 01:21:15,711 --> 01:21:18,212
- ♪ All day, all day, all day I slay. ♪
- 2027
- 01:21:18,214 --> 01:21:20,547
- Have a good evening, ladies.
- 2028
- 01:21:20,549 --> 01:21:22,216
- You, too.
- 2029
- 01:21:22,218 --> 01:21:24,852
- Yes, hunty, yes.
- 2030
- 01:21:24,854 --> 01:21:28,288
- Just give in when he starts
- smashing them organs up!
- 2031
- 01:21:28,290 --> 01:21:30,656
- Yeah, he gonna knock the cobwebs
- 2032
- 01:21:30,658 --> 01:21:32,325
- off that thing, you understand me?
- 2033
- 01:21:32,327 --> 01:21:35,228
- - Oh.
- - Oh. You remember when life was that simple?
- 2034
- 01:21:35,230 --> 01:21:37,897
- All you wanted was just
- to like a guy enough
- 2035
- 01:21:37,899 --> 01:21:39,333
- to want to give him some.
- 2036
- 01:21:39,335 --> 01:21:40,901
- Mm-hmm. That's all we worried about.
- 2037
- 01:21:40,903 --> 01:21:42,569
- - That and being broke.
- - Mm.
- 2038
- 01:21:42,571 --> 01:21:45,004
- - Those problems are behind us, thank God.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 2039
- 01:21:45,006 --> 01:21:47,508
- For real.
- 2040
- 01:21:49,010 --> 01:21:50,744
- I miss you, Sasha.
- 2041
- 01:21:50,746 --> 01:21:52,178
- I really do.
- 2042
- 01:21:52,180 --> 01:21:54,248
- I miss you, too.
- 2043
- 01:21:54,250 --> 01:21:56,717
- We were gonna take over the world together.
- 2044
- 01:21:56,719 --> 01:22:00,353
- Yeah, we didn't quite get
- around to that, did we?
- 2045
- 01:22:00,355 --> 01:22:04,024
- I just hate seeing you chasing
- that celebrity bullshit.
- 2046
- 01:22:04,026 --> 01:22:07,761
- You are so much better than that.
- 2047
- 01:22:07,763 --> 01:22:09,029
- I'm good.
- 2048
- 01:22:09,031 --> 01:22:11,397
- I'm handling mine.
- 2049
- 01:22:11,399 --> 01:22:13,066
- Yeah.
- 2050
- 01:22:13,068 --> 01:22:14,334
- Okay. Yeah.
- 2051
- 01:22:14,336 --> 01:22:15,538
- No, I know. I know.
- 2052
- 01:22:19,942 --> 01:22:22,375
- You know, Ryan, you don't have
- 2053
- 01:22:22,377 --> 01:22:24,410
- to keep pretending like you have it all.
- 2054
- 01:22:24,412 --> 01:22:27,347
- I mean, I know you want to
- help people. You always have.
- 2055
- 01:22:27,349 --> 01:22:30,584
- But maybe you would help
- them more if you just...
- 2056
- 01:22:30,586 --> 01:22:32,585
- tell 'em the truth,
- 2057
- 01:22:32,587 --> 01:22:34,855
- that this shit is hard.
- 2058
- 01:22:36,692 --> 01:22:38,292
- If I had your strength, Sash,
- 2059
- 01:22:38,294 --> 01:22:40,196
- maybe I would, but...
- 2060
- 01:22:41,397 --> 01:22:44,231
- ...I'm not that girl anymore.
- 2061
- 01:22:44,233 --> 01:22:48,267
- Y'all heifers about to kiss now or what?
- 2062
- 01:22:48,269 --> 01:22:50,303
- Jesus, get a room.
- 2063
- 01:22:59,314 --> 01:23:02,281
- The beaver has cut down the tree!
- 2064
- 01:23:02,283 --> 01:23:04,218
- - Wow.
- - Yes.
- 2065
- 01:23:04,220 --> 01:23:05,953
- - About time. Mm.
- - Mm.
- 2066
- 01:23:05,955 --> 01:23:07,756
- - She needed some.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 2067
- 01:23:12,894 --> 01:23:14,460
- All right!
- 2068
- 01:23:14,462 --> 01:23:16,129
- Girl, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
- 2069
- 01:23:16,131 --> 01:23:17,664
- What's she gonna do with a grapefruit?
- 2070
- 01:23:17,666 --> 01:23:19,432
- She about to grapefruit him.
- 2071
- 01:23:19,434 --> 01:23:21,067
- - What is that?
- - You've never grapefruited?
- 2072
- 01:23:21,069 --> 01:23:23,739
- - No, Dina.
- - Girl... - Dina...
- 2073
- 01:23:29,511 --> 01:23:31,844
- Oh, Lord have mercy.
- 2074
- 01:23:31,846 --> 01:23:33,614
- Oh, my God.
- 2075
- 01:23:33,616 --> 01:23:35,582
- He is a monster with it.
- 2076
- 01:23:35,584 --> 01:23:37,918
- I ain't never used two
- grapefruits. But wait.
- 2077
- 01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:39,652
- Let's listen, let's listen, let's listen.
- 2078
- 01:23:39,654 --> 01:23:41,120
- Five,
- 2079
- 01:23:41,122 --> 01:23:42,188
- four,
- 2080
- 01:23:42,190 --> 01:23:43,789
- three,
- 2081
- 01:23:43,791 --> 01:23:45,691
- two, one.
- 2082
- 01:23:46,961 --> 01:23:50,164
- - Oh!
- - Lisa!
- 2083
- 01:23:50,166 --> 01:23:51,999
- - Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! I'm gonna get some water.
- - Fix it!
- 2084
- 01:23:52,001 --> 01:23:53,534
- I'm gonna get some water.
- The water will wash it out
- 2085
- 01:23:53,536 --> 01:23:55,035
- - real quick!
- - What'd she do, bite it off?
- 2086
- 01:23:56,538 --> 01:23:58,838
- I got grapefruit juice
- in the pee-pee hole,
- 2087
- 01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:00,473
- and I need a first aid kit.
- 2088
- 01:24:00,475 --> 01:24:03,709
- - Lisa! It burns!
- - Oh! Oh, my God.
- 2089
- 01:24:03,711 --> 01:24:05,111
- - I think I left it in my bag.
- - My dick is on fire!
- 2090
- 01:24:05,113 --> 01:24:06,946
- All I have is eyewash.
- 2091
- 01:24:06,948 --> 01:24:08,382
- - Oh, my God!
- - It's in my eye, Lisa!
- 2092
- 01:24:08,384 --> 01:24:11,185
- Okay, just calm down! I
- got some cooling cream!
- 2093
- 01:24:11,187 --> 01:24:12,886
- I got some aloe. Oh, my gosh!
- 2094
- 01:24:12,888 --> 01:24:14,154
- - I'm so sorry!
- - You got to do something!
- 2095
- 01:24:14,156 --> 01:24:16,557
- - It was my first time!
- - You said you were a nurse!
- 2096
- 01:24:16,559 --> 01:24:18,558
- - You said you were a nurse!
- - It was an experiment!
- 2097
- 01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:20,660
- - I wanted to try something new!
- - Oh, my God!
- 2098
- 01:24:20,662 --> 01:24:24,030
- What happened to a normal blow job?!
- 2099
- 01:24:24,032 --> 01:24:25,832
- Ooh, that's that Shaka Zulu right there.
- 2100
- 01:24:25,834 --> 01:24:27,200
- I got some aloe!
- 2101
- 01:24:27,202 --> 01:24:29,835
- Girl...
- 2102
- 01:24:29,837 --> 01:24:32,838
- <i>What kind of freaky
- old-school shit is this?!</i>
- 2103
- 01:24:36,211 --> 01:24:37,811
- <i>I'm working on it.</i>
- 2104
- 01:24:37,813 --> 01:24:40,880
- I will have it to you by
- the end of the weekend.
- 2105
- 01:24:40,882 --> 01:24:42,716
- And it's good. It's good.
- 2106
- 01:24:42,718 --> 01:24:44,218
- I'm talking 'bout...
- 2107
- 01:24:44,220 --> 01:24:47,053
- Caitlyn Jenner pregnant by Tyga good.
- 2108
- 01:24:47,055 --> 01:24:49,489
- Photos to come.
- 2109
- 01:24:51,227 --> 01:24:52,859
- Well, guess what, you're
- gonna have to do what I say.
- 2110
- 01:24:52,861 --> 01:24:56,096
- - 'Cause I-I didn't.
- - I'm too cute. I'm too cute to be...
- 2111
- 01:25:02,270 --> 01:25:03,704
- Sasha!
- 2112
- 01:25:03,706 --> 01:25:05,539
- Let's go!
- 2113
- 01:25:05,541 --> 01:25:08,909
- You don't need no man right now anyway.
- 2114
- 01:25:08,911 --> 01:25:11,677
- You two have built an incredible brand.
- 2115
- 01:25:11,679 --> 01:25:15,615
- We think that Ryan and
- Stewart can be to Best Mart
- 2116
- 01:25:15,617 --> 01:25:19,085
- what Martha Stewart is to Kmart but bigger.
- 2117
- 01:25:19,087 --> 01:25:20,286
- Really?
- 2118
- 01:25:20,288 --> 01:25:21,788
- Bottom line is that
- 2119
- 01:25:21,790 --> 01:25:23,856
- you two give people hope
- 2120
- 01:25:23,858 --> 01:25:26,426
- that you can have it all.
- 2121
- 01:25:26,428 --> 01:25:27,927
- And we want in.
- 2122
- 01:25:27,929 --> 01:25:30,364
- That's...
- 2123
- 01:25:30,366 --> 01:25:31,932
- that's fantastic.
- 2124
- 01:25:31,934 --> 01:25:33,600
- It is.
- 2125
- 01:25:33,602 --> 01:25:35,435
- It is, but let's be honest,
- 2126
- 01:25:35,437 --> 01:25:38,974
- it's, uh, all about the offer.
- 2127
- 01:25:57,960 --> 01:25:59,095
- Holy shit.
- 2128
- 01:26:00,461 --> 01:26:02,396
- I...
- 2129
- 01:26:02,398 --> 01:26:03,730
- I mean,
- 2130
- 01:26:03,732 --> 01:26:05,798
- it's a very good start.
- 2131
- 01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:08,602
- I'll convene with, uh, my team,
- 2132
- 01:26:08,604 --> 01:26:10,306
- and we'll-we'll get back to you.
- 2133
- 01:26:14,777 --> 01:26:17,177
- Sounds good.
- 2134
- 01:26:17,179 --> 01:26:19,679
- Gentlemen. Ryan.
- 2135
- 01:26:19,681 --> 01:26:21,914
- - Yes, thank you, Bethany.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 2136
- 01:26:21,916 --> 01:26:23,917
- - Stewart.
- - Thank you.
- 2137
- 01:26:25,586 --> 01:26:27,853
- Thank you, Best Mart!
- 2138
- 01:26:27,855 --> 01:26:29,489
- Uh-oh. Get it, get it, get it.
- 2139
- 01:26:29,491 --> 01:26:30,824
- Ooh!
- 2140
- 01:26:30,826 --> 01:26:32,592
- - Yes! - Cheers!
- - Congrats!
- 2141
- 01:26:32,594 --> 01:26:34,593
- - Yes!
- - Hey, uh, Sasha,
- 2142
- 01:26:34,595 --> 01:26:37,196
- you think your paparazzi guy
- would sell the photo to me?
- 2143
- 01:26:37,198 --> 01:26:39,966
- We could bury that shit
- and just move forward.
- 2144
- 01:26:39,968 --> 01:26:42,602
- Yeah, um, I mean, um,
- 2145
- 01:26:42,604 --> 01:26:43,969
- I can find out.
- 2146
- 01:26:43,971 --> 01:26:45,172
- Why? What's-what's going on?
- 2147
- 01:26:45,174 --> 01:26:47,307
- Well, ladies,
- 2148
- 01:26:47,309 --> 01:26:49,942
- Stew and I talked today, and I really think
- 2149
- 01:26:49,944 --> 01:26:52,512
- our marriage is gonna get back on track.
- 2150
- 01:26:52,514 --> 01:26:54,681
- Oh.
- 2151
- 01:26:54,683 --> 01:26:57,217
- So you're gonna take
- that community penis back.
- 2152
- 01:26:57,219 --> 01:27:00,119
- Look, y'all, men have egos.
- 2153
- 01:27:00,121 --> 01:27:01,120
- His was deflated.
- 2154
- 01:27:01,122 --> 01:27:02,489
- Retiring, it screwed him up.
- 2155
- 01:27:02,491 --> 01:27:04,524
- And you know how men are, rudderless,
- 2156
- 01:27:04,526 --> 01:27:06,125
- needing a purpose.
- 2157
- 01:27:06,127 --> 01:27:07,526
- All right.
- 2158
- 01:27:07,528 --> 01:27:10,629
- Used but not broken.
- 2159
- 01:27:10,631 --> 01:27:12,199
- Well, cheers to that.
- 2160
- 01:27:12,201 --> 01:27:14,234
- Cheers, that part, yes.
- 2161
- 01:27:14,236 --> 01:27:17,904
- Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- 2162
- 01:27:17,906 --> 01:27:19,172
- Ooh!
- 2163
- 01:27:19,174 --> 01:27:21,077
- Oh, look. There goes Julian.
- 2164
- 01:27:28,317 --> 01:27:29,850
- ♪ Ooh... ♪
- 2165
- 01:27:29,852 --> 01:27:31,151
- I see you, Julian!
- 2166
- 01:27:31,153 --> 01:27:32,485
- I see you, boy!
- 2167
- 01:27:33,889 --> 01:27:35,655
- ♪ Want to but I can't help it ♪
- 2168
- 01:27:35,657 --> 01:27:38,325
- ♪ I love the way it feels ♪
- 2169
- 01:27:38,327 --> 01:27:40,093
- ♪ It's got me stuck ♪
- 2170
- 01:27:40,095 --> 01:27:42,361
- ♪ Every day knowing that I won't ♪
- 2171
- 01:27:42,363 --> 01:27:44,364
- <i>♪ All because of you ♪</i>
- 2172
- 01:27:44,366 --> 01:27:47,734
- - ♪ All because of you ♪
- - <i>♪ All ♪</i>
- 2173
- 01:27:47,736 --> 01:27:49,201
- - <i>♪ Because of you ♪</i>
- - ♪ Oh, oh ♪
- 2174
- 01:27:49,203 --> 01:27:51,103
- ♪ It's all because of you ♪
- 2175
- 01:27:51,105 --> 01:27:52,772
- He is so great.
- 2176
- 01:27:52,774 --> 01:27:55,374
- - <i>♪ All because of you ♪</i>
- - ♪ Because, because ♪
- 2177
- 01:27:55,376 --> 01:27:57,944
- <i>♪ Never get enough ♪</i>
- 2178
- 01:27:57,946 --> 01:28:00,914
- - ♪ Never get enough ♪
- - <i>♪ She's the ♪</i>
- 2179
- 01:28:00,916 --> 01:28:03,383
- <i>♪ Sweetest drug ♪</i>
- 2180
- 01:28:07,288 --> 01:28:11,091
- ♪ Do, do, do, do, do. ♪
- 2181
- 01:28:13,795 --> 01:28:16,128
- I'm serious. You were so good.
- 2182
- 01:28:16,130 --> 01:28:17,963
- - Well, thank you.
- - Like, I can't...
- 2183
- 01:28:17,965 --> 01:28:19,566
- - I can't even...
- - Stop it,
- 2184
- 01:28:19,568 --> 01:28:21,234
- - stop it, stop it.
- - No, I can't believe it.
- 2185
- 01:28:21,236 --> 01:28:22,902
- You know how far you've
- come from when you used
- 2186
- 01:28:22,904 --> 01:28:25,237
- to make the slow jam
- mixtapes back in the day?
- 2187
- 01:28:25,239 --> 01:28:27,441
- "The J's Slow Jam Mixtape."
- 2188
- 01:28:27,443 --> 01:28:29,241
- "J's Slow Jams."
- 2189
- 01:28:29,243 --> 01:28:32,411
- - Those were legendary!
- - They were. I'm not gonna front.
- 2190
- 01:28:32,413 --> 01:28:34,414
- - They were.
- - Yes. I'm just,
- 2191
- 01:28:34,416 --> 01:28:36,749
- - you know, working on my craft.
- - Wow. I can tell.
- 2192
- 01:28:36,751 --> 01:28:38,084
- Did you see those ladies?
- 2193
- 01:28:38,086 --> 01:28:39,418
- They were going crazy for you.
- 2194
- 01:28:40,421 --> 01:28:42,321
- I can see why you're not married.
- 2195
- 01:28:42,323 --> 01:28:46,593
- Oh. Oh, so now you want
- to analyze me, Dr. Pierce?
- 2196
- 01:28:46,595 --> 01:28:49,262
- - Think that's what we doin'?
- - No, I am serious, though.
- 2197
- 01:28:49,264 --> 01:28:50,996
- Though, be honest, come
- on, come on, what is it,
- 2198
- 01:28:50,998 --> 01:28:53,232
- what is it? You got... commitment issues?
- 2199
- 01:28:53,234 --> 01:28:55,401
- - Come on.
- - Restless soul?
- 2200
- 01:28:55,403 --> 01:28:57,070
- A little tortured artist...
- 2201
- 01:28:57,072 --> 01:28:59,239
- - Why I got to be tortured? No.
- - ...who only has time
- 2202
- 01:28:59,241 --> 01:29:00,606
- for his music?
- 2203
- 01:29:00,608 --> 01:29:04,076
- Or is it just too much ass to pass up?
- 2204
- 01:29:04,078 --> 01:29:05,611
- Truthfully?
- 2205
- 01:29:05,613 --> 01:29:07,112
- Don't lie.
- 2206
- 01:29:07,114 --> 01:29:08,615
- There's a whole lot of ass out there.
- 2207
- 01:29:08,617 --> 01:29:10,616
- No, no, I'm...
- 2208
- 01:29:10,618 --> 01:29:12,352
- No, listen, just be honest, be honest.
- 2209
- 01:29:12,354 --> 01:29:13,289
- What is it?
- 2210
- 01:29:14,489 --> 01:29:17,292
- I haven't found my equal yet.
- 2211
- 01:29:19,661 --> 01:29:22,596
- If the right woman came along,
- 2212
- 01:29:22,598 --> 01:29:25,001
- I'm 100% in.
- 2213
- 01:29:26,868 --> 01:29:28,301
- I mean...
- 2214
- 01:29:28,303 --> 01:29:29,302
- Oh, come on.
- 2215
- 01:29:30,471 --> 01:29:31,771
- That's true, though.
- 2216
- 01:29:31,773 --> 01:29:33,839
- That's not true.
- 2217
- 01:29:33,841 --> 01:29:36,645
- You know what I'm sayin'?
- 2218
- 01:29:38,679 --> 01:29:40,112
- Where you think you're going,
- 2219
- 01:29:40,114 --> 01:29:41,515
- to get your ass kicked again?
- 2220
- 01:29:41,517 --> 01:29:42,949
- I need to talk to Ryan.
- 2221
- 01:29:42,951 --> 01:29:44,150
- That's not gonna happen.
- 2222
- 01:29:44,152 --> 01:29:45,788
- Let's go.
- 2223
- 01:29:51,393 --> 01:29:53,392
- How'd you know she was here, anyway?
- 2224
- 01:29:57,064 --> 01:29:58,330
- Fuck.
- 2225
- 01:29:58,332 --> 01:30:00,400
- I got to get a new line of work.
- 2226
- 01:30:00,402 --> 01:30:03,402
- All right, I'll deliver
- your message. What's up?
- 2227
- 01:30:03,404 --> 01:30:06,405
- I just found out I'm pregnant.
- 2228
- 01:30:06,407 --> 01:30:10,142
- And before you even insult
- me, yes, it's Stewart's.
- 2229
- 01:30:10,144 --> 01:30:11,710
- Does he know?
- 2230
- 01:30:11,712 --> 01:30:13,646
- I told him, and now this
- motherfucker won't return
- 2231
- 01:30:13,648 --> 01:30:15,181
- any of my calls or texts.
- 2232
- 01:30:15,183 --> 01:30:17,851
- Aw, let me go find a tear to shed for you.
- 2233
- 01:30:17,853 --> 01:30:19,985
- I don't need your shade, okay?
- That's not why I came here.
- 2234
- 01:30:19,987 --> 01:30:21,387
- Well, why did you come here?
- 2235
- 01:30:21,389 --> 01:30:23,557
- Because I didn't make this baby by myself.
- 2236
- 01:30:23,559 --> 01:30:26,058
- Bottom line, I need Stewart
- 2237
- 01:30:26,060 --> 01:30:29,663
- to call me back within the next
- 24 hours or I will go public.
- 2238
- 01:30:29,665 --> 01:30:33,900
- And I might be willing to spill
- this tea on your little site,
- 2239
- 01:30:33,902 --> 01:30:36,570
- give the exclusive to Sasha's Secrets.
- 2240
- 01:30:36,572 --> 01:30:38,103
- And I have pictures.
- 2241
- 01:30:38,105 --> 01:30:40,606
- Nasty, freaky pictures, too.
- 2242
- 01:30:40,608 --> 01:30:43,178
- Think it over.
- 2243
- 01:30:49,585 --> 01:30:51,687
- What was that about?
- 2244
- 01:30:53,956 --> 01:30:55,254
- - You know, you...
- - Oh, you can tell
- 2245
- 01:30:55,256 --> 01:30:56,957
- - you got an eye for...
- - I...
- 2246
- 01:30:56,959 --> 01:30:58,557
- - You can tell which ones, which ones.
- - Listen, I got a...
- 2247
- 01:30:58,559 --> 01:31:00,526
- - I got a eye for it all. Tru-Trust me.
- - All right.
- 2248
- 01:31:00,528 --> 01:31:02,764
- - You do.
- - Hey, what up, y'all?
- 2249
- 01:31:05,367 --> 01:31:07,703
- What's wrong?
- 2250
- 01:31:10,772 --> 01:31:12,771
- I tried everything.
- 2251
- 01:31:12,773 --> 01:31:14,774
- I...
- 2252
- 01:31:14,776 --> 01:31:17,543
- I went to all the top specialists.
- 2253
- 01:31:17,545 --> 01:31:19,545
- I...
- 2254
- 01:31:19,547 --> 01:31:24,551
- I tried every fertility
- treatment on the market and...
- 2255
- 01:31:24,553 --> 01:31:25,921
- nothing.
- 2256
- 01:31:30,058 --> 01:31:32,728
- She gave him what I couldn't.
- 2257
- 01:31:35,764 --> 01:31:37,931
- Why didn't you...
- 2258
- 01:31:37,933 --> 01:31:41,567
- tell us that you were having
- a problem getting pregnant?
- 2259
- 01:31:41,569 --> 01:31:44,471
- Because I was embarrassed.
- 2260
- 01:31:44,473 --> 01:31:46,975
- I didn't want anyone to know.
- 2261
- 01:31:51,513 --> 01:31:53,746
- Look what I did.
- 2262
- 01:31:53,748 --> 01:31:55,515
- That's their baby.
- 2263
- 01:31:55,517 --> 01:31:58,017
- I took a pug and I put that with Stewart
- 2264
- 01:31:58,019 --> 01:32:00,853
- and made this bitch baby.
- 2265
- 01:32:00,855 --> 01:32:02,254
- And they can have that
- little bitch-ass baby.
- 2266
- 01:32:02,256 --> 01:32:04,089
- It's gonna have a big ol' booty
- 2267
- 01:32:04,091 --> 01:32:06,926
- - and a ugly-ass face, just like his mama.
- - Mm.
- 2268
- 01:32:06,928 --> 01:32:08,628
- And then I made a variety of babies,
- 2269
- 01:32:08,630 --> 01:32:11,830
- in case they decide to have
- a litter of bitch babies.
- 2270
- 01:32:11,832 --> 01:32:13,365
- Little pound puppies.
- 2271
- 01:32:13,367 --> 01:32:16,535
- And they gonna make a ugly-ass bitch baby.
- 2272
- 01:32:16,537 --> 01:32:18,471
- You understand me?
- 2273
- 01:32:18,473 --> 01:32:20,306
- I love you.
- 2274
- 01:32:20,308 --> 01:32:21,473
- Look at that baby.
- 2275
- 01:32:21,475 --> 01:32:23,209
- Look like it licks its own ass.
- 2276
- 01:32:23,211 --> 01:32:25,445
- That's how ugly that baby is.
- 2277
- 01:32:25,447 --> 01:32:27,179
- That one.
- 2278
- 01:32:27,181 --> 01:32:29,015
- That's a ugly-ass baby, ain't it?
- 2279
- 01:32:29,017 --> 01:32:30,683
- It's Stewart.
- 2280
- 01:32:30,685 --> 01:32:32,185
- The hell?
- 2281
- 01:32:32,187 --> 01:32:33,619
- Ryan,
- 2282
- 01:32:33,621 --> 01:32:35,187
- please let me in.
- 2283
- 01:32:35,189 --> 01:32:36,655
- The hell he want?
- 2284
- 01:32:36,657 --> 01:32:38,627
- Let him in.
- 2285
- 01:32:48,002 --> 01:32:50,005
- You a piece of shit.
- 2286
- 01:32:57,879 --> 01:33:00,149
- We need to talk.
- 2287
- 01:33:03,818 --> 01:33:06,085
- Alone.
- 2288
- 01:33:06,087 --> 01:33:08,353
- There ain't nothing you need to say to her
- 2289
- 01:33:08,355 --> 01:33:09,923
- that you can't say in front of us.
- 2290
- 01:33:09,925 --> 01:33:11,327
- Mm-hmm.
- 2291
- 01:33:15,863 --> 01:33:17,864
- Uh, it's okay.
- 2292
- 01:33:17,866 --> 01:33:19,769
- It's okay.
- 2293
- 01:33:21,670 --> 01:33:23,339
- We'll wait for you downstairs.
- 2294
- 01:33:24,672 --> 01:33:26,573
- Here, take my stun gun.
- 2295
- 01:33:26,575 --> 01:33:29,042
- Now, this button right here...
- it raises the voltage of it.
- 2296
- 01:33:29,044 --> 01:33:30,877
- As a matter of fact,
- you know what? Fuck it.
- 2297
- 01:33:30,879 --> 01:33:32,445
- I'm gonna just leave it on high.
- 2298
- 01:33:32,447 --> 01:33:33,879
- All right? And just tag him
- 2299
- 01:33:33,881 --> 01:33:35,718
- right in the balls if he do something.
- 2300
- 01:33:37,051 --> 01:33:39,185
- Both balls.
- 2301
- 01:33:39,187 --> 01:33:41,290
- Dick, too.
- 2302
- 01:33:50,197 --> 01:33:52,300
- I spoke with Simone.
- 2303
- 01:33:54,202 --> 01:33:57,603
- She agreed to sign an NDA
- 2304
- 01:33:57,605 --> 01:33:59,705
- in exchange for a monthly payment
- 2305
- 01:33:59,707 --> 01:34:01,307
- for her and the baby.
- 2306
- 01:34:01,309 --> 01:34:04,377
- I could... kill you.
- 2307
- 01:34:04,379 --> 01:34:06,948
- I am so furious right now.
- 2308
- 01:34:08,282 --> 01:34:11,450
- And you have every right to be.
- 2309
- 01:34:11,452 --> 01:34:13,786
- Do you even...
- 2310
- 01:34:13,788 --> 01:34:16,157
- love me anymore?
- 2311
- 01:34:17,492 --> 01:34:19,758
- Of course I do.
- 2312
- 01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:22,462
- I made a terrible mistake.
- 2313
- 01:34:24,299 --> 01:34:28,334
- I know you can't trust me
- as your husband anymore,
- 2314
- 01:34:28,336 --> 01:34:32,070
- but you can trust me as your partner.
- 2315
- 01:34:32,072 --> 01:34:37,442
- This deal will set us up for life.
- 2316
- 01:34:37,444 --> 01:34:39,978
- But we can't do it apart.
- 2317
- 01:34:39,980 --> 01:34:44,083
- Ryan without Stewart...
- 2318
- 01:34:44,085 --> 01:34:46,322
- doesn't have it all.
- 2319
- 01:34:54,528 --> 01:34:57,429
- I just hope she kicked his cheatin' ass out
- 2320
- 01:34:57,431 --> 01:35:00,333
- and tagged his dick skin
- till it fried like bacon.
- 2321
- 01:35:00,335 --> 01:35:02,101
- - Mm-hmm.
- - Damn, Lis.
- 2322
- 01:35:02,103 --> 01:35:04,204
- I thought you wanted them to work it out.
- 2323
- 01:35:04,206 --> 01:35:05,637
- Yeah, well, I changed my mind
- 2324
- 01:35:05,639 --> 01:35:07,507
- as soon as I saw his arrogant face,
- 2325
- 01:35:07,509 --> 01:35:11,343
- so fuck him and that disaster
- of a woman he impregnated.
- 2326
- 01:35:11,345 --> 01:35:13,279
- - Amen.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 2327
- 01:35:13,281 --> 01:35:14,681
- Unbelievable.
- 2328
- 01:35:14,683 --> 01:35:16,950
- And she's been up there too long.
- 2329
- 01:35:16,952 --> 01:35:19,288
- Oh, what the hell's going on?
- 2330
- 01:35:24,559 --> 01:35:26,159
- What in the...?
- 2331
- 01:35:26,161 --> 01:35:27,793
- - Fuck?
- - Damn.
- 2332
- 01:35:27,795 --> 01:35:29,294
- The fuck?
- 2333
- 01:35:29,296 --> 01:35:31,164
- Why is she doing that?
- 2334
- 01:35:31,166 --> 01:35:33,700
- - Mm.
- - Really, though?
- 2335
- 01:35:37,671 --> 01:35:39,575
- - The fuck?
- - Damn.
- 2336
- 01:35:47,248 --> 01:35:48,882
- Are you staying with him?
- 2337
- 01:35:48,884 --> 01:35:51,584
- Stew figured out a way to
- handle the Simone situation,
- 2338
- 01:35:51,586 --> 01:35:53,352
- so it's gonna be fine.
- 2339
- 01:35:53,354 --> 01:35:54,987
- Oh, wait. No, hold up. Stop. Wait.
- 2340
- 01:35:54,989 --> 01:35:58,091
- So, he dickmatized you that quick?
- 2341
- 01:35:58,093 --> 01:36:00,093
- Dina, he's my husband.
- 2342
- 01:36:00,095 --> 01:36:01,727
- He's not some guy in a bathroom stall.
- 2343
- 01:36:01,729 --> 01:36:04,163
- - Mm?
- - I'm not just gonna throw everything away.
- 2344
- 01:36:04,165 --> 01:36:06,766
- You know what? Ry, I get it.
- 2345
- 01:36:06,768 --> 01:36:08,567
- 'Cause when I was leaving
- Terrence, I was terrified.
- 2346
- 01:36:08,569 --> 01:36:10,003
- I didn't think
- 2347
- 01:36:10,005 --> 01:36:11,337
- I was gonna be able to do it on my own,
- 2348
- 01:36:11,339 --> 01:36:12,771
- but I've been figuring it out.
- 2349
- 01:36:12,773 --> 01:36:14,240
- - You will, too.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 2350
- 01:36:14,242 --> 01:36:15,408
- I'll help you.
- 2351
- 01:36:15,410 --> 01:36:18,244
- Lisa, that's sweet, but I'm not like you.
- 2352
- 01:36:18,246 --> 01:36:20,282
- You don't understand. I
- can't live with my mother.
- 2353
- 01:36:21,616 --> 01:36:24,616
- Well... well, what is wrong
- 2354
- 01:36:24,618 --> 01:36:27,552
- with living with your
- mother? I... I love my mother.
- 2355
- 01:36:27,554 --> 01:36:29,422
- You don't get it. You all can't get it.
- 2356
- 01:36:29,424 --> 01:36:30,890
- You're not in my world.
- 2357
- 01:36:30,892 --> 01:36:32,892
- You don't live my life.
- 2358
- 01:36:32,894 --> 01:36:34,627
- I can't just walk away from that.
- 2359
- 01:36:34,629 --> 01:36:35,895
- I give people hope.
- 2360
- 01:36:35,897 --> 01:36:37,195
- I don't have a choice.
- 2361
- 01:36:37,197 --> 01:36:39,399
- Where is your hope? This is you choosing,
- 2362
- 01:36:39,401 --> 01:36:41,401
- and this choice is diminishing you.
- 2363
- 01:36:41,403 --> 01:36:43,302
- Diminishing me?
- 2364
- 01:36:43,304 --> 01:36:45,304
- Says the woman who chooses
- 2365
- 01:36:45,306 --> 01:36:49,275
- to talk shit about people for a living?
- 2366
- 01:36:49,277 --> 01:36:51,410
- Way to use that journalism degree, Sash.
- 2367
- 01:36:51,412 --> 01:36:53,279
- Look, I got to pay bills.
- 2368
- 01:36:53,281 --> 01:36:56,214
- And for the record, I
- have multiple degrees.
- 2369
- 01:36:56,216 --> 01:36:57,450
- - Hey, hey.
- - Then use one of 'em.
- 2370
- 01:36:57,452 --> 01:36:59,118
- How you gonna tell me to use 'em?
- 2371
- 01:36:59,120 --> 01:37:01,587
- All right. Let's have a time
- - out. Just a little breather.
- 2372
- 01:37:01,589 --> 01:37:04,824
- - And just take a moment.
- - Yes! Hello.
- 2373
- 01:37:04,826 --> 01:37:06,793
- - Ryan, have you seen it?
- - Oh, they trippin'.
- 2374
- 01:37:06,795 --> 01:37:08,628
- - What? - Oh, shit.
- - Fuckin' Simone.
- 2375
- 01:37:08,630 --> 01:37:10,929
- - Is that that bitch from the demo?
- - Wait.
- 2376
- 01:37:10,931 --> 01:37:12,731
- Have you been on the
- Internet? It's a disaster.
- 2377
- 01:37:12,733 --> 01:37:14,834
- - It's just a shit show. All right, I'm gonna fix it.
- - Oh.
- 2378
- 01:37:14,836 --> 01:37:16,069
- - Hell, no.
- - All right, I got to fix this.
- 2379
- 01:37:16,071 --> 01:37:17,070
- All right, bye. Bye. Bye.
- 2380
- 01:37:17,072 --> 01:37:18,838
- You conniving...
- 2381
- 01:37:18,840 --> 01:37:20,306
- You are sneaky.
- 2382
- 01:37:20,308 --> 01:37:22,075
- All right, all right,
- everybody, let's just...
- 2383
- 01:37:22,077 --> 01:37:23,810
- - How could you do that?
- - You think I did this?
- 2384
- 01:37:23,812 --> 01:37:25,911
- I didn't do this. Simone must have.
- 2385
- 01:37:25,913 --> 01:37:29,515
- Simone, who you were huddled
- up, talking to in the corner?
- 2386
- 01:37:29,517 --> 01:37:31,918
- Huh? That Simone?
- 2387
- 01:37:31,920 --> 01:37:33,785
- Wait. What did you do? Did you...
- 2388
- 01:37:33,787 --> 01:37:36,455
- Did you sell it to another
- site to cover your tracks?
- 2389
- 01:37:36,457 --> 01:37:37,957
- - Are you serious?
- - Because you know what?
- 2390
- 01:37:37,959 --> 01:37:39,359
- I know you're broke.
- 2391
- 01:37:39,361 --> 01:37:41,093
- I see you hiding your tags in your shirt.
- 2392
- 01:37:41,095 --> 01:37:44,297
- We all see it. I'm not stupid.
- 2393
- 01:37:44,299 --> 01:37:45,365
- - Yeah.
- - It happens.
- 2394
- 01:37:45,367 --> 01:37:46,766
- - You know, I mean...
- - Yeah, I mean, we know
- 2395
- 01:37:46,768 --> 01:37:48,334
- - them ain't no real Red Bottoms.
- - I shop at Goodwill.
- 2396
- 01:37:48,336 --> 01:37:49,668
- You know, Nordstrom's do take stuff back.
- 2397
- 01:37:49,670 --> 01:37:51,771
- That's what's so cool
- about Nordstrom's, you know,
- 2398
- 01:37:51,773 --> 01:37:53,839
- - Nordstrom's takes every...
- - Congratulations, Sash.
- 2399
- 01:37:53,841 --> 01:37:57,442
- You know what? I really
- hope it was worth it!
- 2400
- 01:37:57,444 --> 01:37:59,978
- You know what? Hey.
- 2401
- 01:37:59,980 --> 01:38:02,448
- Hey! The fucking thought did cross my mind,
- 2402
- 01:38:02,450 --> 01:38:05,651
- but I would never play you
- out like that for some money.
- 2403
- 01:38:05,653 --> 01:38:08,221
- The problem is, you never
- valued our friendship
- 2404
- 01:38:08,223 --> 01:38:09,554
- as much as I did.
- 2405
- 01:38:09,556 --> 01:38:11,156
- How could you say that?
- 2406
- 01:38:11,158 --> 01:38:13,392
- You are like a sister
- to me. I have always...
- 2407
- 01:38:13,394 --> 01:38:16,396
- This how you treat a sister? I
- quit my job at <i>The Times</i>
- 2408
- 01:38:16,398 --> 01:38:18,063
- to get our website off the ground.
- 2409
- 01:38:18,065 --> 01:38:19,499
- I hired a designer.
- 2410
- 01:38:19,501 --> 01:38:21,667
- And what did you do? What'd you do, sis?
- 2411
- 01:38:21,669 --> 01:38:23,035
- You left me high and dry.
- 2412
- 01:38:23,037 --> 01:38:24,503
- Because you thought
- 2413
- 01:38:24,505 --> 01:38:26,571
- that you could get more
- success with Stewart.
- 2414
- 01:38:26,573 --> 01:38:29,674
- Why you think I'm doing this
- bullshit gossip blog anyway?
- 2415
- 01:38:29,676 --> 01:38:31,576
- And not-not once did you apologize.
- 2416
- 01:38:31,578 --> 01:38:33,846
- If you would have told me
- no, I wouldn't have done it.
- 2417
- 01:38:33,848 --> 01:38:35,380
- You should have spoken up!
- 2418
- 01:38:35,382 --> 01:38:37,816
- How the fuck do I compete with pillow talk?
- 2419
- 01:38:37,818 --> 01:38:40,652
- Dickmatized, just like she said.
- 2420
- 01:38:40,654 --> 01:38:42,588
- And, well, you could
- have said no, though...
- 2421
- 01:38:42,590 --> 01:38:44,757
- - Dina, nobody asked you!
- - Sasha, just listen to Ryan
- 2422
- 01:38:44,759 --> 01:38:46,191
- for a second. She's trying to explain!
- 2423
- 01:38:46,193 --> 01:38:47,893
- You know what? Stop
- it. Stop it. I should...
- 2424
- 01:38:47,895 --> 01:38:49,695
- I should know better
- than to expect y'all two
- 2425
- 01:38:49,697 --> 01:38:51,030
- to have my back anyway.
- 2426
- 01:38:51,032 --> 01:38:53,332
- See, I know how it works in this circle.
- 2427
- 01:38:53,334 --> 01:38:54,767
- We got the queen bee,
- 2428
- 01:38:54,769 --> 01:38:56,701
- and we got her two little worker bees.
- 2429
- 01:38:56,703 --> 01:38:58,771
- - What?!
- - Worker bee? Bitch, who you talking about
- 2430
- 01:38:58,773 --> 01:39:01,240
- a worker bee? I'm my own bee.
- No, you take that shit back.
- 2431
- 01:39:01,242 --> 01:39:03,209
- - Take that shit back.
- - I'm not taking it back.
- 2432
- 01:39:03,211 --> 01:39:04,776
- All right, all right, stop!
- Just everybody take a time-out.
- 2433
- 01:39:04,778 --> 01:39:06,212
- So what? Whether I need
- 'em or not, I like 'em.
- 2434
- 01:39:06,214 --> 01:39:07,612
- Pull it back. Time-out.
- 2435
- 01:39:07,614 --> 01:39:09,248
- Why don't you shut the fuck up
- 2436
- 01:39:09,250 --> 01:39:11,350
- and stop talking to us
- like we're one of your kids?
- 2437
- 01:39:11,352 --> 01:39:13,085
- Wait a minute. You'd better pause
- 2438
- 01:39:13,087 --> 01:39:14,920
- and stop acting like one of my kids.
- 2439
- 01:39:14,922 --> 01:39:16,955
- How about that? Put some clothes on.
- 2440
- 01:39:16,957 --> 01:39:18,391
- - What are you doing?
- - I'm trying to tell you...
- 2441
- 01:39:18,393 --> 01:39:19,792
- Stop getting trashed every night
- 2442
- 01:39:19,794 --> 01:39:22,462
- and fucking random dick every week.
- 2443
- 01:39:22,464 --> 01:39:25,097
- You just got some random dick
- and your ass got real loose.
- 2444
- 01:39:25,099 --> 01:39:27,232
- And let me tell you something, bitch.
- 2445
- 01:39:27,234 --> 01:39:29,102
- Just because he got a big dick
- 2446
- 01:39:29,104 --> 01:39:32,204
- don't make him a grown man
- with your pedophile ass.
- 2447
- 01:39:32,206 --> 01:39:34,240
- You know what? Have it. I don't even know
- 2448
- 01:39:34,242 --> 01:39:35,941
- why I'm here with your ass.
- 2449
- 01:39:35,943 --> 01:39:38,977
- You need to change that
- stank-ass attitude of yours
- 2450
- 01:39:38,979 --> 01:39:41,481
- - or your ass is gonna end up with the clap.
- - Bitch, please.
- 2451
- 01:39:41,483 --> 01:39:43,048
- Clap? Been there, done that,
- 2452
- 01:39:43,050 --> 01:39:45,485
- - had that, and I'm immune to the shit, bitch.
- - Excuse me.
- 2453
- 01:39:45,487 --> 01:39:47,954
- I'll clap your ass up out of here.
- 2454
- 01:39:47,956 --> 01:39:49,722
- Fuck you, Lisa!
- 2455
- 01:39:49,724 --> 01:39:51,324
- And fuck both of y'all, too,
- 2456
- 01:39:51,326 --> 01:39:52,892
- with y'all raggedy, fake asses.
- 2457
- 01:39:52,894 --> 01:39:54,627
- Both of y'all bitches is fake.
- 2458
- 01:39:54,629 --> 01:39:56,896
- You don't even know a real
- friend when you see one.
- 2459
- 01:39:56,898 --> 01:39:58,830
- You know what? You know what? Here.
- 2460
- 01:39:58,832 --> 01:40:01,269
- Give Lisa back her raggedy-ass phone.
- 2461
- 01:40:02,636 --> 01:40:04,803
- Oh, wait, hold up. Hold up.
- 2462
- 01:40:04,805 --> 01:40:06,571
- Here, 'cause I don't need
- you calling the police on me.
- 2463
- 01:40:06,573 --> 01:40:08,908
- Take your card. Oh, and yes,
- 2464
- 01:40:08,910 --> 01:40:11,747
- I maxed that motherfucker
- out with your low-ass balance.
- 2465
- 01:40:13,313 --> 01:40:14,914
- Stupid ass... oh, oh, oh.
- 2466
- 01:40:14,916 --> 01:40:17,283
- And I don't need you
- talking shit or calling me.
- 2467
- 01:40:17,285 --> 01:40:19,317
- Here. Take your driver's
- license so you can get
- 2468
- 01:40:19,319 --> 01:40:21,087
- on the plane with your nasty-ass,
- 2469
- 01:40:21,089 --> 01:40:25,924
- dirty-ass, nasty-ass husband
- that fuck Instagram bitches!
- 2470
- 01:40:25,926 --> 01:40:27,959
- You're gonna mess around
- and get the clap, bitch.
- 2471
- 01:40:27,961 --> 01:40:30,195
- I can't believe you motherfuckers!
- 2472
- 01:40:30,197 --> 01:40:32,464
- That's why I'm-a fuck me
- a motherfucking celebrity,
- 2473
- 01:40:32,466 --> 01:40:34,767
- stupid-ass bitches. I hate y'all!
- 2474
- 01:40:34,769 --> 01:40:36,538
- And I love you, but I hate you, bitch!
- 2475
- 01:40:43,044 --> 01:40:45,043
- You happy, Sash?
- 2476
- 01:40:45,045 --> 01:40:46,514
- Hmm?
- 2477
- 01:40:48,349 --> 01:40:52,051
- You have ruined my life
- 2478
- 01:40:52,053 --> 01:40:54,656
- and 20 years of friendship.
- 2479
- 01:40:56,791 --> 01:40:58,156
- You know what?
- 2480
- 01:40:58,158 --> 01:40:59,393
- Fuck all y'all.
- 2481
- 01:41:02,063 --> 01:41:04,362
- I know I've done a few
- foul things in my life,
- 2482
- 01:41:04,364 --> 01:41:06,332
- but I would never do that.
- 2483
- 01:41:06,334 --> 01:41:08,034
- I did not do this.
- 2484
- 01:41:08,036 --> 01:41:11,038
- My friends would know that.
- 2485
- 01:41:13,474 --> 01:41:16,342
- Fucking real friend.
- 2486
- 01:41:31,658 --> 01:41:33,993
- Bombshell, folks. It looks
- like America's favorite couple
- 2487
- 01:41:33,995 --> 01:41:35,895
- has got a third party wedging her way
- 2488
- 01:41:35,897 --> 01:41:37,262
- into their house of love.
- 2489
- 01:41:37,264 --> 01:41:38,931
- <i>This recent picture has emerged</i>
- 2490
- 01:41:38,933 --> 01:41:41,366
- <i>of Ryan Pierce's husband, Stewart,</i>
- 2491
- 01:41:41,368 --> 01:41:43,869
- getting cozy with an Instagram model
- 2492
- 01:41:43,871 --> 01:41:45,338
- by the name of Simone.
- 2493
- 01:41:45,340 --> 01:41:47,173
- No last name given.
- 2494
- 01:41:47,175 --> 01:41:48,673
- You know, this is a tough situation,
- 2495
- 01:41:48,675 --> 01:41:51,343
- even for renowned relationship expert Ryan.
- 2496
- 01:41:51,345 --> 01:41:54,347
- If I will it, I can have it all.
- 2497
- 01:41:54,349 --> 01:41:55,914
- Let's hope for the best
- 2498
- 01:41:55,916 --> 01:41:57,415
- for this stunning couple.
- 2499
- 01:42:19,607 --> 01:42:21,910
- Can I get a refill, please?
- 2500
- 01:42:40,060 --> 01:42:42,630
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 2501
- 01:42:44,765 --> 01:42:47,333
- Look, I'm really...
- 2502
- 01:42:47,335 --> 01:42:49,602
- sorry for what I said.
- 2503
- 01:42:49,604 --> 01:42:51,803
- I-I did not mean any of it.
- 2504
- 01:42:53,273 --> 01:42:56,676
- I know y'all keep me around for laughs.
- 2505
- 01:42:56,678 --> 01:42:58,910
- But I love you heifers.
- 2506
- 01:42:58,912 --> 01:43:02,481
- I would die for every last one of you.
- 2507
- 01:43:02,483 --> 01:43:04,616
- I know you would.
- 2508
- 01:43:04,618 --> 01:43:06,285
- And you know what?
- 2509
- 01:43:06,287 --> 01:43:09,254
- You are one of the most loyal,
- 2510
- 01:43:09,256 --> 01:43:11,691
- fiercest, most honest friend we have.
- 2511
- 01:43:11,693 --> 01:43:13,793
- We are so lucky to have you.
- 2512
- 01:43:13,795 --> 01:43:15,593
- You right.
- 2513
- 01:43:15,595 --> 01:43:17,530
- Y'all very lucky.
- 2514
- 01:43:17,532 --> 01:43:19,534
- Very, very lucky.
- 2515
- 01:43:20,934 --> 01:43:22,703
- Very lucky.
- 2516
- 01:43:26,174 --> 01:43:27,972
- - I love you.
- - I love you, too.
- 2517
- 01:43:27,974 --> 01:43:30,144
- - Oh.
- - Oh.
- 2518
- 01:43:41,188 --> 01:43:43,188
- <i>For years now</i>
- 2519
- 01:43:43,190 --> 01:43:45,324
- I've been posting unflattering photos
- 2520
- 01:43:45,326 --> 01:43:49,962
- and headlines about anyone who
- would get more hits to my site.
- 2521
- 01:43:49,964 --> 01:43:54,333
- <i>I did this without
- regard for their privacy,</i>
- 2522
- 01:43:54,335 --> 01:43:56,535
- their dignity...
- 2523
- 01:43:56,537 --> 01:43:58,803
- or their humanity.
- 2524
- 01:44:01,576 --> 01:44:03,209
- Ryan! Any comments?
- 2525
- 01:44:03,211 --> 01:44:05,543
- <i>But when someone close
- to you gets hurt,</i>
- 2526
- 01:44:05,545 --> 01:44:08,547
- <i>it forces you to realize that
- these are not just photos,</i>
- 2527
- 01:44:08,549 --> 01:44:10,383
- <i>they're not just words...</i>
- 2528
- 01:44:10,385 --> 01:44:14,253
- <i>they affect real people
- with real feelings</i>
- 2529
- 01:44:14,255 --> 01:44:16,054
- <i>who feel real pain, just
- like everybody else.</i>
- 2530
- 01:44:16,056 --> 01:44:17,823
- Ryan.
- 2531
- 01:44:17,825 --> 01:44:19,158
- When are you gonna talk
- about the baby, Ryan?
- 2532
- 01:44:19,160 --> 01:44:20,726
- Ryan, Stewart, just a comment, please!
- 2533
- 01:44:20,728 --> 01:44:23,928
- And the fact that those closest to me
- 2534
- 01:44:23,930 --> 01:44:25,931
- would question my character
- 2535
- 01:44:25,933 --> 01:44:27,932
- <i>has led me to the decision</i>
- 2536
- 01:44:27,934 --> 01:44:30,835
- <i>that I no longer want
- to be part of a process</i>
- 2537
- 01:44:30,837 --> 01:44:32,771
- <i>that tears people down for profit.</i>
- 2538
- 01:44:32,773 --> 01:44:34,774
- The photo is doctored.
- 2539
- 01:44:34,776 --> 01:44:36,776
- You refused to give an interview,
- 2540
- 01:44:36,778 --> 01:44:39,043
- they became vindictive...
- 2541
- 01:44:39,045 --> 01:44:41,112
- <i>So from this moment on,</i>
- 2542
- 01:44:41,114 --> 01:44:44,350
- <i>Sasha's Secrets is no more.</i>
- 2543
- 01:44:44,352 --> 01:44:46,886
- ♪ Is to help and love a man... ♪
- 2544
- 01:44:46,888 --> 01:44:48,387
- I am strong.
- 2545
- 01:44:48,389 --> 01:44:50,054
- I am... powerful.
- 2546
- 01:44:50,056 --> 01:44:51,624
- I am beautiful. I am...
- 2547
- 01:44:51,626 --> 01:44:53,025
- <i>This will be my final post.</i>
- 2548
- 01:44:53,027 --> 01:44:54,427
- ...strong, I am powerful.
- 2549
- 01:44:54,429 --> 01:44:57,429
- I am... beautiful, I...
- 2550
- 01:44:57,431 --> 01:45:00,098
- <i>♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪</i>
- 2551
- 01:45:00,100 --> 01:45:03,102
- And to anyone out there who I've hurt,
- 2552
- 01:45:03,104 --> 01:45:05,538
- I truly am sorry.
- 2553
- 01:45:05,540 --> 01:45:08,877
- ♪ Give you all the things I can ♪
- 2554
- 01:45:11,077 --> 01:45:13,812
- ♪ If you're tying both ♪
- 2555
- 01:45:13,814 --> 01:45:17,482
- ♪ Of my hands... ♪
- 2556
- 01:45:17,484 --> 01:45:20,052
- So you're just gonna
- drop the mic on the blog
- 2557
- 01:45:20,054 --> 01:45:21,486
- and bounce like that?
- 2558
- 01:45:21,488 --> 01:45:24,088
- Thought it'd be best that way.
- 2559
- 01:45:24,090 --> 01:45:26,124
- Sasha, how could you ever think that?
- 2560
- 01:45:26,126 --> 01:45:29,061
- Look, I know it may be hard
- to believe, but I didn't do it.
- 2561
- 01:45:29,063 --> 01:45:30,463
- Simone hired her own photographer
- 2562
- 01:45:30,465 --> 01:45:32,464
- to take them pictures and sell them to TMZ.
- 2563
- 01:45:32,466 --> 01:45:34,600
- And you don't think we don't know that?
- 2564
- 01:45:34,602 --> 01:45:35,801
- Come on.
- 2565
- 01:45:35,803 --> 01:45:38,803
- - Well, you wasn't acting like it.
- - Mm.
- 2566
- 01:45:38,805 --> 01:45:41,973
- Look, I just want things
- to be the way they were.
- 2567
- 01:45:41,975 --> 01:45:44,109
- Shit, bitch, we all do.
- 2568
- 01:45:44,111 --> 01:45:45,844
- - Yep.
- - Find me a time machine
- 2569
- 01:45:45,846 --> 01:45:48,780
- where we can go back to
- living in a dorm together,
- 2570
- 01:45:48,782 --> 01:45:51,517
- eating Top Ramen, drinking Mad Dog 20/20,
- 2571
- 01:45:51,519 --> 01:45:52,750
- and I am there.
- 2572
- 01:45:52,752 --> 01:45:55,454
- But we some grown-ass women now,
- 2573
- 01:45:55,456 --> 01:45:56,955
- and we got shit to do.
- 2574
- 01:45:56,957 --> 01:45:59,959
- So buckle up, bitch, 'cause
- we ain't letting you go.
- 2575
- 01:45:59,961 --> 01:46:01,930
- You comin' with us,
- you ain't goin' nowhere.
- 2576
- 01:46:04,599 --> 01:46:06,001
- Come on.
- 2577
- 01:46:11,706 --> 01:46:13,806
- <i>Yo, Ryan's speech
- is supposed to start</i>
- 2578
- 01:46:13,808 --> 01:46:15,307
- <i>in 20 minutes.</i>
- 2579
- 01:46:15,309 --> 01:46:17,008
- We're not gonna make it.
- 2580
- 01:46:17,010 --> 01:46:18,444
- Oh, yes, we are.
- 2581
- 01:46:18,446 --> 01:46:20,111
- Thank you, sir. Thank you.
- 2582
- 01:46:20,113 --> 01:46:21,847
- Let's go. We're gonna hoof this one.
- 2583
- 01:46:21,849 --> 01:46:23,781
- - Why?
- - Let's do this.
- 2584
- 01:46:23,783 --> 01:46:25,284
- Dina, come on.
- 2585
- 01:46:25,286 --> 01:46:26,552
- - Come on!
- - Come on!
- 2586
- 01:46:26,554 --> 01:46:28,987
- - I don't want to be running in this heat.
- - Dina!
- 2587
- 01:46:28,989 --> 01:46:30,455
- - Come on!
- - Come on!
- 2588
- 01:46:30,457 --> 01:46:32,024
- We're running out of time!
- 2589
- 01:46:32,026 --> 01:46:34,125
- - Come on, we got to make it.
- - Quit whining. Come on.
- 2590
- 01:46:34,127 --> 01:46:35,660
- This ain't no Woman's March.
- 2591
- 01:46:35,662 --> 01:46:37,732
- I don't want to be walking.
- 2592
- 01:46:42,636 --> 01:46:44,503
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- 2593
- 01:46:44,505 --> 01:46:47,039
- Hall of Fame candidate, Stewart Pierce.
- 2594
- 01:46:49,042 --> 01:46:50,875
- Thank you!
- 2595
- 01:46:50,877 --> 01:46:52,177
- Thank you!
- 2596
- 01:46:52,179 --> 01:46:55,013
- Hello, Essence!
- 2597
- 01:46:55,015 --> 01:46:56,981
- All right!
- 2598
- 01:47:00,587 --> 01:47:02,221
- How much further? Shit!
- 2599
- 01:47:02,223 --> 01:47:03,755
- My bunion is killing me.
- 2600
- 01:47:03,757 --> 01:47:05,524
- - We old as fuck.
- - Oh, I ain't old,
- 2601
- 01:47:05,526 --> 01:47:06,859
- I'm just tired as hell.
- 2602
- 01:47:06,861 --> 01:47:09,594
- - Oh, look! Man bun! Man bun!
- - Oh! Wait! Wait!
- 2603
- 01:47:09,596 --> 01:47:12,231
- It is my honor and privilege
- 2604
- 01:47:12,233 --> 01:47:16,267
- to introduce this year's
- Essence keynote speaker.
- 2605
- 01:47:16,269 --> 01:47:18,436
- Please welcome my rock...
- 2606
- 01:47:18,438 --> 01:47:19,938
- You got this, right?
- 2607
- 01:47:19,940 --> 01:47:22,240
- ...the woman I am proud to call my wife,
- 2608
- 01:47:22,242 --> 01:47:24,109
- Ryan Pierce.
- 2609
- 01:47:36,122 --> 01:47:38,460
- Okay, baby. Knock 'em dead.
- 2610
- 01:47:41,595 --> 01:47:44,429
- Oh, wow.
- 2611
- 01:47:44,431 --> 01:47:46,632
- Thank you. Thank you.
- 2612
- 01:47:46,634 --> 01:47:47,700
- Make a right right here.
- 2613
- 01:47:47,702 --> 01:47:49,067
- Oh, no, n-no. Actually, make a left.
- 2614
- 01:47:49,069 --> 01:47:50,268
- Oh, my goodness!
- 2615
- 01:47:50,270 --> 01:47:51,936
- Please watch out for that car.
- 2616
- 01:47:51,938 --> 01:47:53,972
- Jesus! That bump!
- 2617
- 01:47:53,974 --> 01:47:55,641
- Sir, faster, faster, faster.
- 2618
- 01:47:55,643 --> 01:47:56,976
- We need to get there.
- 2619
- 01:47:56,978 --> 01:47:59,445
- Ooh! Yes! Yes!
- 2620
- 01:47:59,447 --> 01:48:02,548
- Ooh, slow down, baby. Ooh, slow down, baby.
- 2621
- 01:48:02,550 --> 01:48:05,618
- - Oh, man. You know what?!
- - Come on, girl.
- 2622
- 01:48:05,620 --> 01:48:08,152
- Ooh, yeah! You must be a butcher!
- 2623
- 01:48:08,154 --> 01:48:09,821
- You got the meat!
- 2624
- 01:48:09,823 --> 01:48:12,156
- Whew! Thank you, boo. Thank you.
- 2625
- 01:48:12,158 --> 01:48:13,659
- Now, you call me, okay?
- 2626
- 01:48:13,661 --> 01:48:15,160
- - You call.
- - Let's go, let's go.
- 2627
- 01:48:15,162 --> 01:48:17,933
- - I might be pregnant right now.
- - Okay, let's get Ryan.
- 2628
- 01:48:19,065 --> 01:48:20,499
- <i>Uh...</i>
- 2629
- 01:48:20,501 --> 01:48:23,435
- as most of you know, there
- have been many questions
- 2630
- 01:48:23,437 --> 01:48:25,670
- about the status of my marriage.
- 2631
- 01:48:25,672 --> 01:48:29,141
- And I would like to put
- those rumors to rest.
- 2632
- 01:48:29,143 --> 01:48:33,445
- The picture that surfaced
- this morning isn't real.
- 2633
- 01:48:33,447 --> 01:48:37,783
- All allegations of infidelity are false.
- 2634
- 01:48:37,785 --> 01:48:39,951
- My husband and I remain
- 2635
- 01:48:39,953 --> 01:48:42,855
- in a loving, faithful marriage.
- 2636
- 01:48:42,857 --> 01:48:44,823
- - Yeah!
- - In fact...
- 2637
- 01:48:44,825 --> 01:48:46,691
- Yes! Thank you!
- 2638
- 01:48:50,965 --> 01:48:52,597
- Step back, fool!
- 2639
- 01:48:52,599 --> 01:48:56,203
- You... Dina, I don't... What?
- 2640
- 01:48:57,971 --> 01:49:01,039
- Ooh. Oh, God. Oh.
- 2641
- 01:49:01,041 --> 01:49:03,709
- Um... go ahead, Ryan.
- 2642
- 01:49:03,711 --> 01:49:06,512
- Don't... don't mind us.
- 2643
- 01:49:07,648 --> 01:49:10,816
- Um, in fact...
- 2644
- 01:49:10,818 --> 01:49:13,985
- our marriage is...
- 2645
- 01:49:13,987 --> 01:49:16,054
- stronger than ever.
- 2646
- 01:49:16,056 --> 01:49:18,193
- Come on, Ry.
- 2647
- 01:49:20,694 --> 01:49:23,831
- The foun... the foundation...
- 2648
- 01:49:25,532 --> 01:49:27,334
- The foundation of...
- 2649
- 01:49:34,507 --> 01:49:36,344
- I'm sorry, uh...
- 2650
- 01:49:38,245 --> 01:49:42,313
- My agent wrote a very convincing statement
- 2651
- 01:49:42,315 --> 01:49:44,883
- - for me to read to you.
- - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- 2652
- 01:49:44,885 --> 01:49:46,218
- And I really...
- 2653
- 01:49:46,220 --> 01:49:48,553
- thought that I could go through with it,
- 2654
- 01:49:48,555 --> 01:49:51,089
- because I have done such a...
- 2655
- 01:49:51,091 --> 01:49:54,595
- great job of pretending
- so many times before.
- 2656
- 01:49:55,996 --> 01:49:58,329
- But...
- 2657
- 01:49:58,331 --> 01:50:01,033
- there are some people...
- 2658
- 01:50:01,035 --> 01:50:03,835
- when you see them...
- 2659
- 01:50:03,837 --> 01:50:06,704
- you just can't pretend anymore.
- 2660
- 01:50:06,706 --> 01:50:09,074
- Because they know...
- 2661
- 01:50:09,076 --> 01:50:10,845
- you.
- 2662
- 01:50:12,345 --> 01:50:14,279
- The real you.
- 2663
- 01:50:14,281 --> 01:50:18,517
- And maybe that's why you
- avoided seeing them...
- 2664
- 01:50:18,519 --> 01:50:20,221
- for so long.
- 2665
- 01:50:22,756 --> 01:50:24,024
- I'm sorry.
- 2666
- 01:50:27,795 --> 01:50:29,397
- Uh...
- 2667
- 01:50:31,732 --> 01:50:33,865
- I'm not perfect.
- 2668
- 01:50:33,867 --> 01:50:36,401
- I do not have it all.
- 2669
- 01:50:36,403 --> 01:50:38,137
- - Okay.
- - It's okay, Ryan.
- 2670
- 01:50:38,139 --> 01:50:41,205
- In fact, my life is all kind of screwed up.
- 2671
- 01:50:42,710 --> 01:50:44,142
- All right, maybe we should take...
- 2672
- 01:50:44,144 --> 01:50:46,311
- Sit your ass down.
- 2673
- 01:50:50,283 --> 01:50:51,784
- Now.
- 2674
- 01:50:51,786 --> 01:50:54,085
- Yes! That part!
- 2675
- 01:50:54,087 --> 01:50:56,554
- Finally! Finally!
- 2676
- 01:50:56,556 --> 01:50:58,126
- Mm-hmm!
- 2677
- 01:51:01,828 --> 01:51:03,896
- The picture is real.
- 2678
- 01:51:05,431 --> 01:51:07,900
- My husband is having an affair.
- 2679
- 01:51:10,504 --> 01:51:14,438
- When I first found out, I...
- 2680
- 01:51:14,440 --> 01:51:16,443
- well, I felt a lot of things.
- 2681
- 01:51:17,778 --> 01:51:19,343
- Betrayal, anger,
- 2682
- 01:51:19,345 --> 01:51:21,079
- heartache.
- 2683
- 01:51:21,081 --> 01:51:23,582
- But mostly fear.
- 2684
- 01:51:23,584 --> 01:51:25,784
- Fear that my marriage was ending
- 2685
- 01:51:25,786 --> 01:51:27,654
- and that I would be alone.
- 2686
- 01:51:28,788 --> 01:51:31,693
- And I was... terrified of that.
- 2687
- 01:51:32,960 --> 01:51:36,527
- So terrified that...
- 2688
- 01:51:36,529 --> 01:51:40,665
- I was willing to stay with
- someone who betrayed my trust.
- 2689
- 01:51:40,667 --> 01:51:43,936
- So terrified that I...
- 2690
- 01:51:43,938 --> 01:51:46,838
- was willing to accept
- 2691
- 01:51:46,840 --> 01:51:49,842
- being treated as less than I am.
- 2692
- 01:51:49,844 --> 01:51:51,810
- And I know I'm not alone in this.
- 2693
- 01:51:51,812 --> 01:51:54,346
- I know that there are a lot of us who stay
- 2694
- 01:51:54,348 --> 01:51:57,115
- in bad relationships because
- we have convinced ourselves
- 2695
- 01:51:57,117 --> 01:51:59,817
- that being disrespected
- is better than being alone.
- 2696
- 01:51:59,819 --> 01:52:03,554
- But we shouldn't fear being alone,
- 2697
- 01:52:03,556 --> 01:52:06,191
- because there is power in rediscovering
- 2698
- 01:52:06,193 --> 01:52:08,192
- your own voice.
- 2699
- 01:52:08,194 --> 01:52:11,362
- - Yes!
- - And I had forgotten that.
- 2700
- 01:52:11,364 --> 01:52:15,400
- I forgot that years before
- I was... Stewart's wife,
- 2701
- 01:52:15,402 --> 01:52:17,071
- I was Ryan.
- 2702
- 01:52:18,404 --> 01:52:20,838
- A girl with her own ambitions
- 2703
- 01:52:20,840 --> 01:52:22,843
- and her own dreams.
- 2704
- 01:52:24,912 --> 01:52:26,848
- But luckily...
- 2705
- 01:52:29,183 --> 01:52:31,516
- ...my girls...
- 2706
- 01:52:31,518 --> 01:52:35,721
- my girls... reminded me of that.
- 2707
- 01:52:35,723 --> 01:52:37,422
- Flossy Posse.
- 2708
- 01:52:37,424 --> 01:52:41,826
- They reminded me of my own worth...
- 2709
- 01:52:41,828 --> 01:52:43,395
- - Damn right.
- - Mm-hmm. - Yep.
- 2710
- 01:52:43,397 --> 01:52:47,769
- ...and that there was a time
- that I didn't fear anything.
- 2711
- 01:52:50,737 --> 01:52:54,239
- No one has the power to shatter your dreams
- 2712
- 01:52:54,241 --> 01:52:56,775
- unless you give it to them.
- 2713
- 01:52:56,777 --> 01:52:59,011
- Ryan, speak.
- 2714
- 01:52:59,013 --> 01:53:02,847
- And I refuse to give
- anyone that power again.
- 2715
- 01:53:05,286 --> 01:53:07,552
- If anything,
- 2716
- 01:53:07,554 --> 01:53:10,254
- I hope...
- 2717
- 01:53:10,256 --> 01:53:13,091
- that me revealing my truth
- 2718
- 01:53:13,093 --> 01:53:16,430
- inspires you to realize your own.
- 2719
- 01:53:20,434 --> 01:53:23,200
- Thank you... for listening.
- 2720
- 01:53:23,202 --> 01:53:24,302
- We love you, Ry!
- 2721
- 01:53:24,304 --> 01:53:25,637
- - We love you, Ryan!
- - We love you, Ryan!
- 2722
- 01:53:25,639 --> 01:53:26,871
- We love you!
- 2723
- 01:53:29,943 --> 01:53:31,144
- That-a-girl!
- 2724
- 01:53:39,385 --> 01:53:42,620
- Flossy Posse!
- 2725
- 01:53:46,760 --> 01:53:48,062
- Whew!
- 2726
- 01:53:50,163 --> 01:53:53,231
- We love you, girl!
- 2727
- 01:53:53,233 --> 01:53:54,769
- Okay...
- 2728
- 01:54:15,656 --> 01:54:18,255
- I'm so sorry.
- 2729
- 01:54:18,257 --> 01:54:20,659
- I didn't mean any of what I said earlier.
- 2730
- 01:54:20,661 --> 01:54:22,960
- I was... I was just so...
- 2731
- 01:54:22,962 --> 01:54:25,262
- It's okay. It's okay.
- 2732
- 01:54:25,264 --> 01:54:28,165
- You were so wonderful up there, so brave.
- 2733
- 01:54:28,167 --> 01:54:30,435
- That was amazing.
- 2734
- 01:54:30,437 --> 01:54:33,704
- We love you. None of that matters.
- 2735
- 01:54:33,706 --> 01:54:36,641
- I love you, too, Lis.
- 2736
- 01:54:36,643 --> 01:54:38,379
- You my bitch for life!
- 2737
- 01:54:40,214 --> 01:54:42,617
- I'm proud of you, boo.
- 2738
- 01:54:45,818 --> 01:54:48,387
- Ryan...
- 2739
- 01:54:48,389 --> 01:54:50,989
- I would never hurt you.
- 2740
- 01:54:50,991 --> 01:54:52,457
- You have to believe me.
- 2741
- 01:54:52,459 --> 01:54:53,827
- I know.
- 2742
- 01:54:55,129 --> 01:54:57,128
- I know.
- 2743
- 01:54:57,130 --> 01:54:58,295
- Hug it out!
- 2744
- 01:54:58,297 --> 01:54:59,463
- Yeah!
- 2745
- 01:54:59,465 --> 01:55:00,832
- - Hug it out!
- - Yeah...!
- 2746
- 01:55:00,834 --> 01:55:02,299
- Flossy Posse!
- 2747
- 01:55:02,301 --> 01:55:04,869
- - Flossy Posse! Flossy Posse!
- - So good. So good up there.
- 2748
- 01:55:04,871 --> 01:55:08,140
- ♪ And look what I brought you. ♪
- 2749
- 01:55:08,142 --> 01:55:09,708
- Oh!
- 2750
- 01:55:09,710 --> 01:55:12,244
- - Flossy Posse.
- - Yeah. Come on, come on. - Oh! Yeah!
- 2751
- 01:55:12,246 --> 01:55:14,245
- Nothing like this ugly-ass
- vest to pick up your spirits.
- 2752
- 01:55:14,247 --> 01:55:16,248
- Look at that.
- 2753
- 01:55:16,250 --> 01:55:18,883
- ♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪
- 2754
- 01:55:18,885 --> 01:55:21,253
- ♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪
- 2755
- 01:55:21,255 --> 01:55:23,687
- ♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪
- 2756
- 01:55:23,689 --> 01:55:26,223
- ♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪
- 2757
- 01:55:26,225 --> 01:55:31,165
- ♪ Flossy Posse back in the house... ♪
- 2758
- 01:55:36,170 --> 01:55:38,035
- Liz...
- 2759
- 01:55:38,037 --> 01:55:39,204
- Wait.
- 2760
- 01:55:40,873 --> 01:55:43,508
- There's something I need to tell you.
- 2761
- 01:55:43,510 --> 01:55:46,511
- It's Bethany... she...
- 2762
- 01:55:46,513 --> 01:55:48,112
- Mm.
- 2763
- 01:55:48,114 --> 01:55:50,347
- Oh, God, not this shit again.
- 2764
- 01:55:50,349 --> 01:55:51,682
- Speak, woman.
- 2765
- 01:55:51,684 --> 01:55:54,386
- She still wants to do the deal.
- 2766
- 01:55:54,388 --> 01:55:55,387
- Yes!
- 2767
- 01:55:55,389 --> 01:55:56,454
- What?
- 2768
- 01:55:56,456 --> 01:55:58,789
- But... with just you.
- 2769
- 01:55:58,791 --> 01:56:02,593
- - Oh! Even better. Even better.
- - Yes! Yes!
- 2770
- 01:56:02,595 --> 01:56:05,463
- It turns out single women
- are an even bigger market.
- 2771
- 01:56:05,465 --> 01:56:07,265
- - Hello? - Damn right!
- - It's all about women!
- 2772
- 01:56:07,267 --> 01:56:08,600
- Yeah!
- 2773
- 01:56:10,871 --> 01:56:12,404
- I-I'll do it!
- 2774
- 01:56:12,406 --> 01:56:15,807
- I-I just have one condition.
- 2775
- 01:56:15,809 --> 01:56:17,374
- Hmm, yeah, what?
- 2776
- 01:56:17,376 --> 01:56:18,446
- Hmm?
- 2777
- 01:56:20,746 --> 01:56:23,483
- Sasha, I want you to be my partner.
- 2778
- 01:56:24,617 --> 01:56:26,317
- Are you serious?
- 2779
- 01:56:26,319 --> 01:56:27,718
- I'm so serious.
- 2780
- 01:56:27,720 --> 01:56:29,154
- Don't play with me.
- 2781
- 01:56:29,156 --> 01:56:31,455
- I'm serious as a heart attack.
- 2782
- 01:56:31,457 --> 01:56:33,658
- Yes! I'll be your partner!
- 2783
- 01:56:33,660 --> 01:56:35,496
- - Yes!
- - I'm gonna be the assistant!
- 2784
- 01:56:37,831 --> 01:56:42,066
- Bring it in!
- 2785
- 01:56:42,068 --> 01:56:43,901
- We gonna be rich! We gonna be rich!
- 2786
- 01:56:43,903 --> 01:56:45,003
- We're already rich!
- 2787
- 01:56:45,005 --> 01:56:46,737
- Let's go!
- 2788
- 01:56:46,739 --> 01:56:48,740
- <i>Come on, ladies!</i>
- 2789
- 01:56:48,742 --> 01:56:50,508
- ♪ Purple taking me higher ♪
- 2790
- 01:56:50,510 --> 01:56:53,445
- ♪ Boy, you've got me inspired ♪
- 2791
- 01:56:53,447 --> 01:56:56,580
- ♪ Baby, come and get it if
- you're really feeling me ♪ Why?
- 2792
- 01:56:56,582 --> 01:56:59,817
- - <i>♪ 'Cause it's my night ♪</i>
- - ♪ It's my night ♪
- 2793
- 01:56:59,819 --> 01:57:02,486
- ♪ No stress, no fights ♪
- 2794
- 01:57:02,488 --> 01:57:05,524
- ♪ I'm leaving it all behind... ♪
- 2795
- 01:57:05,526 --> 01:57:07,959
- <i>Every group of friends</i>
- 2796
- 01:57:07,961 --> 01:57:10,494
- <i>has that one experience that,
- no matter where you are,</i>
- 2797
- 01:57:10,496 --> 01:57:13,798
- <i>you carry it with you for life.</i>
- 2798
- 01:57:13,800 --> 01:57:16,668
- <i>We're a little older,
- a little wiser...</i>
- 2799
- 01:57:16,670 --> 01:57:20,204
- <i>and we're still the
- baddest chicks in the game.</i>
- 2800
- 01:57:21,707 --> 01:57:23,874
- <i>I don't know what the
- future will bring...</i>
- 2801
- 01:57:23,876 --> 01:57:25,509
- Is hip-hop in the building or what?
- 2802
- 01:57:25,511 --> 01:57:27,678
- <i>...love or heartbreak,</i>
- 2803
- 01:57:27,680 --> 01:57:29,647
- <i>joy or pain,</i>
- 2804
- 01:57:29,649 --> 01:57:31,348
- <i>but right now it's bright.</i>
- 2805
- 01:57:31,350 --> 01:57:33,185
- <i>And the one thing</i>
- 2806
- 01:57:33,187 --> 01:57:36,655
- <i>I know for sure is, my
- girls will be there.</i>
- 2807
- 01:57:36,657 --> 01:57:39,356
- <i>No matter who else
- steps in the picture,</i>
- 2808
- 01:57:39,358 --> 01:57:42,026
- <i>my girls are my constant.</i>
- 2809
- 01:57:42,028 --> 01:57:45,163
- <i>They give me the
- permission to be who I am,</i>
- 2810
- 01:57:45,165 --> 01:57:47,164
- <i>and I am going to be me.</i>
- 2811
- 01:57:47,166 --> 01:57:49,234
- <i>We're going to be us...</i>
- 2812
- 01:57:49,236 --> 01:57:51,035
- <i>loving...</i>
- 2813
- 01:57:51,037 --> 01:57:53,471
- <i>laughing...</i>
- 2814
- 01:57:53,473 --> 01:57:55,539
- <i>worthy...</i>
- 2815
- 01:57:55,541 --> 01:57:57,241
- <i>magical...</i>
- 2816
- 01:57:57,243 --> 01:57:58,977
- <i>us.</i>
- 2817
- 01:58:01,215 --> 01:58:04,018
- <i>The Flossy Posse is back.</i>
- 2818
- 01:58:08,522 --> 01:58:10,521
- <i>You took a picture of it?</i>
- 2819
- 01:58:10,523 --> 01:58:12,425
- <i>Girl, let us see it.</i>
- 2820
- 01:58:15,394 --> 01:58:19,563
- That is a beautiful penis.
- 2821
- 01:58:19,565 --> 01:58:22,100
- - Wow.
- - I smashed all over that thing.
- 2822
- 01:58:24,170 --> 01:58:27,038
- I just want to make that my wallpaper.
- 2823
- 01:58:27,040 --> 01:58:29,039
- And not on my phone.
- 2824
- 01:58:30,510 --> 01:58:33,277
- I want to be a fly on that wallpaper.
- 2825
- 01:58:49,526 --> 01:58:54,526
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- 2826
- 01:58:56,202 --> 01:58:59,271
- Yay...!
- 2827
- 01:59:06,712 --> 01:59:09,550
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
- 2828
- 01:59:29,135 --> 01:59:31,569
- ♪ Do whatcha wanna ♪
- 2829
- 01:59:31,571 --> 01:59:34,138
- ♪ Hang on the corner. ♪
- 2830
- 01:59:35,942 --> 01:59:39,343
- ♪ I never said that I
- had it all figured out ♪
- 2831
- 01:59:39,345 --> 01:59:40,779
- ♪ I never said ♪
- 2832
- 01:59:40,781 --> 01:59:44,149
- ♪ I never said that I live
- my days without doubt ♪
- 2833
- 01:59:44,151 --> 01:59:45,517
- ♪ I swear ♪
- 2834
- 01:59:45,519 --> 01:59:49,186
- ♪ All I've ever done was be honest ♪
- 2835
- 01:59:49,188 --> 01:59:51,356
- ♪ And stay modest ♪
- 2836
- 01:59:51,358 --> 01:59:53,490
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
- 2837
- 01:59:53,492 --> 01:59:56,628
- ♪ So this is a sincere, unscripted ♪
- 2838
- 01:59:56,630 --> 02:00:00,130
- ♪ Unwritten for all that you've given ♪
- 2839
- 02:00:00,132 --> 02:00:02,767
- ♪ Forgiving, I'm driven ♪
- 2840
- 02:00:02,769 --> 02:00:04,102
- ♪ I wanna be ♪
- 2841
- 02:00:04,104 --> 02:00:06,338
- ♪ Better than I was ♪
- 2842
- 02:00:06,340 --> 02:00:08,039
- ♪ Better than I am ♪
- 2843
- 02:00:08,041 --> 02:00:11,308
- ♪ So I say ♪
- 2844
- 02:00:11,310 --> 02:00:14,779
- ♪ All I'm trying to
- say is I thank you ♪
- 2845
- 02:00:14,781 --> 02:00:16,280
- ♪ You, you, you, you ♪
- 2846
- 02:00:16,282 --> 02:00:17,949
- <i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>
- 2847
- 02:00:17,951 --> 02:00:19,683
- ♪ I thank you ♪
- 2848
- 02:00:19,685 --> 02:00:22,520
- - ♪ You, you, you ♪
- - ♪ All I'm trying to say is ♪
- 2849
- 02:00:22,522 --> 02:00:23,821
- ♪ I thank you ♪
- 2850
- 02:00:23,823 --> 02:00:25,222
- ♪ I never said ♪
- 2851
- 02:00:25,224 --> 02:00:27,392
- ♪ That I was done with my growth ♪
- 2852
- 02:00:27,394 --> 02:00:29,727
- ♪ I never said, I never said ♪
- 2853
- 02:00:29,729 --> 02:00:31,963
- ♪ That I was done doing the most ♪
- 2854
- 02:00:31,965 --> 02:00:33,464
- ♪ And I swear ♪
- 2855
- 02:00:33,466 --> 02:00:34,865
- ♪ All I've ever done ♪
- 2856
- 02:00:34,867 --> 02:00:37,168
- ♪ Was stay honest ♪
- 2857
- 02:00:37,170 --> 02:00:39,737
- ♪ Keep my promise ♪
- 2858
- 02:00:39,739 --> 02:00:41,673
- <i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪</i>
- 2859
- 02:00:41,675 --> 02:00:44,508
- ♪ So here goes my
- real life, unscripted ♪
- 2860
- 02:00:44,510 --> 02:00:48,178
- ♪ Unwritten for all that you've given ♪
- 2861
- 02:00:48,180 --> 02:00:50,749
- ♪ Forgiving, I'm driven ♪
- 2862
- 02:00:50,751 --> 02:00:52,049
- ♪ I wanna be ♪
- 2863
- 02:00:52,051 --> 02:00:54,319
- ♪ Better than I was ♪
- 2864
- 02:00:54,321 --> 02:00:56,053
- ♪ Greater than I am ♪
- 2865
- 02:00:56,055 --> 02:00:59,223
- ♪ So I say ♪
- 2866
- 02:00:59,225 --> 02:01:01,025
- ♪ All I gotta say is ♪
- 2867
- 02:01:01,027 --> 02:01:02,893
- ♪ I thank you ♪
- 2868
- 02:01:02,895 --> 02:01:05,562
- - ♪ You, you ♪
- - ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
- 2869
- 02:01:05,564 --> 02:01:07,565
- ♪ I thank you, oh, oh ♪
- 2870
- 02:01:07,567 --> 02:01:08,732
- ♪ You, you ♪
- 2871
- 02:01:08,734 --> 02:01:10,502
- ♪ All I gotta say is ♪
- 2872
- 02:01:10,504 --> 02:01:12,203
- ♪ I thank you ♪
- 2873
- 02:01:12,205 --> 02:01:14,204
- - ♪ You, you ♪
- - ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
- 2874
- 02:01:14,206 --> 02:01:15,240
- <i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>
- 2875
- 02:01:15,242 --> 02:01:16,341
- ♪ I thank you ♪
- 2876
- 02:01:16,343 --> 02:01:19,576
- - ♪ Boy... ♪
- - ♪ You, you ♪
- 2877
- 02:01:19,578 --> 02:01:23,515
- ♪ Hey, thank you for watching
- me walk across the stage ♪
- 2878
- 02:01:23,517 --> 02:01:25,517
- ♪ For walking me
- through my heartbreaks ♪
- 2879
- 02:01:25,519 --> 02:01:28,085
- ♪ Thanks for the love
- every step of the way ♪
- 2880
- 02:01:28,087 --> 02:01:30,422
- ♪ With no support, this
- wouldn't be as great ♪
- 2881
- 02:01:30,424 --> 02:01:33,223
- ♪ Thank you for making
- me stronger than most ♪
- 2882
- 02:01:33,225 --> 02:01:35,226
- ♪ For taking it beyond my coast ♪
- 2883
- 02:01:35,228 --> 02:01:37,695
- ♪ Thank you for raising
- your glass when I toast ♪
- 2884
- 02:01:37,697 --> 02:01:39,263
- ♪ All I gotta say is ♪
- 2885
- 02:01:39,265 --> 02:01:41,699
- ♪ I thank you ♪
- 2886
- 02:01:41,701 --> 02:01:44,201
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- 2887
- 02:01:44,203 --> 02:01:46,771
- ♪ Thank you, whoa, oh ♪
- 2888
- 02:01:46,773 --> 02:01:48,807
- ♪ All I got to say is ♪
- 2889
- 02:01:48,809 --> 02:01:52,410
- ♪ I thank you... ♪
- 2890
- 02:01:52,412 --> 02:01:53,878
- <i>Thank you.</i>
- 2891
- 02:01:53,880 --> 02:01:56,647
- <i>Really.</i>
- 2892
- 02:01:56,649 --> 02:01:58,450
- ♪ All I got to say is ♪
- 2893
- 02:01:58,452 --> 02:02:01,989
- ♪ I thank you. ♪
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