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- Anonymous #OpSyria
- Congratulations Mr. Assad!
- You have now received the undivided attention of Anonymous.
- As we know from your parliamentary speeches against the peaceful protest in Syria, you like a good
- laugh. We do too. So here’s a joke we wanted to share.
- Bashar al-Assad walks into an interview, and gets asked about his pre-dictator life as an eye doctor. Why
- did he choose that profession? Because, our Bashar tells Vogue Magazine, “it’s very precise, it’s almost
- never an emergency, and there is very little blood.”
- Then, Bashar turns around to find himself in the midst of a general protest spreading across all Syria,
- sends out his mercenaries to take care of the greatest emergency of his “Presidential” career, and
- suddenly there is a whole lot of blood.
- Good joke, no?
- No. Mr. Assad, your unwillingness to heed the Syrian peoples’ calls for reform, your censorship of the
- internet and media blockade, and your insistence on using brute force against peaceful demonstrators
- is no joke. You have kidnapped young men and women in the light of day and dark of night, you have
- tortured children and old men with everything from meat processors to electric tasers, you have
- murdered countless innocent civilians on the streets and in your dungeons, and you have gone as far as
- to bomb Syrian neighborhoods with army tanks.
- We, Anonymous, guardians of the lulz, cannot accept a joke as bad as this. That is why we have set up
- #OpSyria.
- We are warning you, Mr. Assad, to stop terrorizing the Syrian people, to stop censoring the internet, and
- to open up the country to the international media. If you do not do so then we are going to dismantle
- the Syrian government’s online network.
- Your fate is in your hands at the moment – one more wrong move and it’s in ours. This is not a joke. This
- is real.
- All those against censorship and injustice, join us. United we stand against the oppression of freedom and,
- as always, the lulz.
- Knowledge is free.
- We are Anonymous.
- We are Legion.
- We do not forgive.
- We do not forget.
- Expect us.
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